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Summary
Scott Adams is back with a brand new episode of his favorite morning show, Coffee with Scott Adams. This week, Scott talks about a new robot that can make your morning coffee, Tesla's plans for self-driving cars, and the return of the Tesla Model Y.
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Let's get all my comments working, and then we gotta have some fun.
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human
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civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and if you'd like to take this experience up to
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levels that nobody can understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that
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is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a chalice or a stein, a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of
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any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled
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pleasure of the dopamine of the day, the thing to make everything better. It's called the
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Well, it's Sunday, and you've decided to spend it with me, and I appreciate it.
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Well, according to Neoscope, nearly half of young people wish the internet had never been
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invented. So there's a new survey in the UK. Now, does that surprise you? I think you could
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put that in the category of things you should just ask me, because wouldn't you expect that at least
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half of young people are having a terrible experience with the internet? You know, they're getting bullied,
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or they're not attractive, or nobody follows their page. Yeah. So that's probably the least surprising
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survey results of all time. They should have just asked me. Well, here's some Tesla news.
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According to Tesla, imagine you need to drop off something on the other side of town.
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Are you imagining that? Instead of driving there yourself and wasting your time in traffic,
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your car will be able to run that errand on its own while you work or do other things.
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On the way back, it can bring you your coffee order without high delivery fees.
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So how does it deal with the vendors on the other side? I can see how the car goes from one place to
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another by itself. But how does the coffee person know to stick the coffee in the car?
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Do they have to leave the Starbucks and open the car and put it in the center divider? I don't know.
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So I think I need a robot in my car. But then we have everything. I want an optimist robot
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in my self-driving car. And I wanted to go get my coffee. Yeah, that'll be good.
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You may have heard that Elon Musk, in part because X had a kind of a downtime yesterday,
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he's decided to go back to work 24-7, sleep at the office and make sure his stuff works again.
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So that's always a good sign. When Elon Musk decides that he's going to sleep in the office
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anywhere, usually good things happen. So I feel sorry for him sleeping in the office, but
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Speaking of Tesla, Attorney General Pam Bondi says she's got three more of the Tesla terrorists,
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I call them Tesla domestic terrorists, that she's prosecuting. And all three defendants will face
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the full force of the law for using Molotov cocktails to set fire to Tesla cars and charging stations.
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Now, how happy are you that just because Elon Musk left Doge, or at least, you know, the everyday
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Doge-ing, and went back to work in his main company, that all of a sudden all the domestic terrorism
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changed? It just went away? Doesn't that tell you that it wasn't real? Doesn't that tell you that it
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was just organized by, you know, various moneyed forces? And then as soon as he was out of the
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way, no reason to do any of this terrorism. So good news there if you're a Tesla stock owner.
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Here's something I was predicting would happen, but might happen sooner than I thought.
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Apparently, the U.S. has a plan to mine lithium in the United States, but they've got a new technology
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that can, that is being compared to the shale revolution. Remember when we were running out of
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oil and then somebody said, hey, you know, we've got this new technology that can get us the oil from
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these shale environments. And then suddenly we had all kinds of oil. Well, apparently there are
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underground brine reserves, or reservoirs, flowing across Arkansas. So Arkansas is sitting on a gold
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mine of lithium. And if it's a brine reservoir, and this one's so big it could apparently take care of
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the United States for 20 years. They've got this new technology where they don't have to spend a lot
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of money to get the lithium out of the brine. So it's not perfect. And there's at least one
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company that's been trying to do this for a while and not doing well. But apparently we do know the
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technology. So there's a way to cheaply get lithium. They just have to tweak it until it
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works just right. So I'd been sort of predicting that with these rare earth minerals and the lithium
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and stuff, that the process of mining it would get easier thanks to technology. And sure enough,
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lithium, here we go. Well, Lockheed Martin has decided it's going to stop its DEI initiatives.
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That would be following Trump's order to stop discriminating. The National Pulse is writing
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about this. And if you're Lockheed Martin, don't you depend on government contracts quite a bit?
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So kind of smart that they're doing that, don't you think? They didn't have much choice. They're
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going to have to obey the law, the law of the land. By the way, they're getting rid of DEI.
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Anderson Cooper asked Rahm Emanuel on CNN if Rahm is going to run for president. And here's the way
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he asked. And here's the answer. We'll see if you can tell what the truth is. So Cooper said,
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Nancy Pelosi made headlines today by saying she thinks you're running for president. Are you?
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All right. Now listen to this answer. What I'm going to do is take time to think about
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not just how to fight Donald Trump, although that's worthy of doing, but how to fight for the
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American people. That's sort of a yes, isn't it? Now he could change his mind, but that's a pretty
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good indication he wants to run for president. I think he'd be a strong candidate. So I would
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worry about him if I were worried about a Democrat becoming president, I'd worry about him. But at
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least he's not a crazy one. As Democrats go, he would be the least crazy Democrat. So he's got that going
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for him. Meanwhile, the SPLC, Southern Poverty Law Center, has labeled the Turning Point USA organization
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a hate group. And they've added them to their hate map. Now, remember how I always tell you that if you
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know what happened, you might not know anything. But if you know who was involved, well, now you might know
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something. So if you thought that the Southern Poverty Law Center was a totally legitimate organization
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operating independently to tell us where the hate is, well, you'd be very surprised. It's more like a
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Democrat, you know, basically an attack dog for the Democrats. And Turning Point USA has been doing a
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tremendous job of public events. And Charlie Kirk, in particular, has been just killing it on these
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public events where he's sort of debating people in public. And the other thing you need to know is
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that if your job is to identify ghosts, are you going to find any ghosts? Of course you will. Of course you
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will. If your job is to identify Bigfoots, are you going to find any Bigfoots? Of course you are.
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Because you get paid for it. If your job is to identify hate groups, are you going to find some
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new hate groups every year? Or are you going to find all the ones that exist? And then you say,
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you know, we don't even need any funding for the next year. I don't even know why we have a staff.
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We found all the hate. And we did our map. So maybe we'll, you know, check back in a year to
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update it. No. They get a staff. They get a budget. They're going to find some extra hate.
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So you can't trust anybody who gets paid by the amount of hate that they identify.
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They're going to find some hate. But is it real? No. Turning Point USA is nothing like a group.
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Well, a Texas state representative, who, because of the nature of the story you need to know,
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is a black woman, is pushing for race-based classroom assignments. So she claims that the
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science shows that students perform better when they're taught by teachers who share their skin
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color. So her idea is that white people would have a white teacher, black people would have a black
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teacher, etc. I saw this in the Amuse account on X. So I'd like to give you some advice.
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If this topic ever comes up, wherever you are, and you're a white person, you want to act like the
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studies are all incorrect, and act like this is totally racist, and you would never be anywhere
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near it. Because you could get canceled for saying that kind of thing. Yeah, you don't want to get
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canceled. So just say, oh, I think those studies are flawed. The very best teacher could be any kind
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of thing, which is true. Anyway, according to the Gateway Pundit, Harvard is admitting
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that Trump's crackdown on Harvard and some other universities is having a, quote, devastating impact
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on Harvard. But they're going to keep fighting anyway. Thank goodness. They're going to keep
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fighting. And how are they going to fight? Well, they're sending out the designated liars.
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So Jamie Raskin is defending Harvard. When you see Jamie Raskin, again, it's not what happened,
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it's who's involved. And suddenly, if Jamie Raskin appears, he's a designated liar. He's one of the ones
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they send out when the normal people can't tell the lie. So he'll take care of it. He'll say it.
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But here's what J.D. Vance says about the university situation. He did a lengthy post today on Acts
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that I thought was worthy of just reading to you. So J.D. Vance on the universities, he says,
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there is an extraordinary reproducibility crisis in the sciences, particularly in biology,
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where most published papers fail to replicate. Most universities have massive bureaucracies
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that inhibit the translation of basic research into commercial adoption. The voting patterns of
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university professors are so one-sided that they look like the election results of North Korea.
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And on top of all this, many universities explicitly engage in racial discrimination,
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mostly against whites and Asians, that violates the civil rights laws of this country.
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Our universities could see the policies of the Trump administration as a necessary corrective
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to these problems, change their policies, and work with the administration to reform.
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Or they could yell fascism at basic democratic accountability and drift further into irrelevance.
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Now, this is pretty interesting because one of the things that I always thought something like
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Harvard was adding to the world is all that excellent science, because they get these massive grants,
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what they did before Trump stopped them. And you'd have all these top scientists doing all this top science.
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But as Vance points out, half of the things that get reproduced, not just there, but in general,
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are not, you can't be, they can't be replicated, meaning it's fake science, basically.
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And then, even when they have things that can be replicated, they got some kind of bureaucracy
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So, it sounds to me like the whole, we'll give you money so you make some science,
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and then we're all better off. Sounds like that doesn't work at all.
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So, yeah, maybe they should look at fixing that, instead of complaining about Trump.
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And then we find, in related news, according to MedPage today,
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that you know how science always gets a peer review, if it's good science?
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Well, apparently, there's a massive problem of peer reviewers having financial conflicts.
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The majority reviewing for top medical journals had conflicts,
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and they made a billion dollars in three years.
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I don't know who made the billion dollars in journals.
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Anyway, more than half of peer reviewers for four top medical journals
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received payments from drug and medical device manufacturers,
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according to an analysis of the Open Payments Database.
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So, you know that whole thing where you thought,
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hey, if I get a peer review, that's a pretty good indication that my science is good.
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It looks like the peer reviewers are basically beneficiaries of,
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So, all you really need to do is find a peer reviewer
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who will be willing to say something that big pharma would want to hear,
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you know, some dissecting or something of human bodies,
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And apparently, the morgue manager was selling organs on the black market.
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But he wasn't selling them until they were already used by the medical school.
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So, once the Harvard Medical School was done with a body part,
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they were supposed to be disposed in some legal way, I guess.
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But instead, the morgue manager was selling them.
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So, it really gives meaning to second-hand parts.
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It does seem that wherever there can be corruption,
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Well, let's see if there's anything more like that.
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at the birthday party, according to prosecutors.