Episode 2889 CWSA 07⧸06⧸25
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 27 minutes
Words per Minute
127.62491
Summary
Scott Adams talks about the best thing that's ever happened to him, and why he thinks he might be insane. He also talks about a bunch of other stuff, including a new gadget, a new comic, and a new podcast.
Transcript
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It's always good to see you, no matter how late you are.
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But we've got a show to do this morning that will be incredible.
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I'm not the lazy people who don't do any podcasting on a Sunday.
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Otherwise, I won't know where it's coming from.
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So, Solaris and the rest of you, let Paul do that and nobody else.
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Good morning, everyone, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.
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It's called Coffee with Scott Adams because that's what it is, and it's the best thing that's ever happened to you.
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But if you'd like to take a chance of bringing this experience up to levels that no one can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains,
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All you need for that is, is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tanker and chelsea stein, a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of a kind.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better.
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Well, I wonder, is there any scientific study that maybe they could have saved a little time on?
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According to the Public Library of Science, there's a study that was done that shows that emoji use may improve relationship outcomes.
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If you use emojis, it will improve your relationship outcomes.
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And every single person who has used one is completely aware that it helps, you know, lubricate the social interaction.
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So, yeah, they could have saved a little bit of money, the University of Texas at Austin.
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According to Psychology Today, the couples who have frequent sex report greater relationship and life satisfaction.
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Now, maybe I'm not the only one who can do this miraculous task of saving money on studies, but let's see.
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How many of you would have guessed that couples who have frequent sex have better relationships than people who don't?
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Next time, just ask God or anyone else in the world or any living human adult could have saved you a little time there.
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Well, if you were subscribing to the Dilbert comic, which is a little spicier than it used to be, because it's only for subscribers,
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behind the paywall on either locals.com or here on X, if you're watching on X,
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you would know that Ashok, the intern, is being deported to Elbonia, even though he has no connection to Elbonia.
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The due process will happen at Alligator Alcatraz.
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Anyway, Grok has been now officially updated, and it's being called Super Grok.
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And I decided to do a little test on Super Grok.
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And the test was, there was a little mystery that I'd been having that was making me feel like I might be insane.
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He said the most entertaining outcome is the most likely.
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And every time I see that, I would say to myself, why does that look so familiar?
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And then I would start to think, well, wait a minute.
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And apparently he gets credit for being the inventor of that saying.
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So I thought, well, let's give Super Grok a test.
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Because actually I was wondering if I was insane.
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Like, have I lost the ability to tell what came out of my mouth versus what I read on X?
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And I thought, am I just being like a weird, narcissistic, crazy person?
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And so I asked, well, what was the earliest that I think I asked Super Grok?
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And apparently, it was the very first thing I ever said about politics.
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How many of you remember, in 2015, I wrote a blog post called Clown Genius.
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And it was a reframe of Trump from being this, you know, clown who was running for president.
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And I wrote that viral blog post called Clown Genius, in which I explained,
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And I predicted he would become your next president.
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According to Super Grok, and I'd forgotten this entirely,
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when it comes to politics, the most entertaining outcome is the most likely.
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it was the first thing I ever said about politics that anybody paid attention to.
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But it turns out, also according to Super Grok,
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Well, I said it a number of times on live streams,
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the quote will be attributed to Elon Musk in 2023.
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just was part of a video showing a bunch of U.S. service members
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with weights that they had to lift and put on their shoulders
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And if you have never seen Laura Trump do her workout,
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if the only place you've ever seen her is as a talking head,
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because she does a lot of her workout videos there.
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She is really, really fit for a man or a woman.
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And I can't think of another woman off the top of my head
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And she might run for the Senate in North Carolina.
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being given to, you know, framing her just right
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for both the service as well as those individuals.