Episode 2915 CWSA 08⧸02⧸25
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Summary
It's Saturday, and that means it's time for the least lazy podcaster you know to do a Saturday show. This week, Scott Adams talks about the latest in the QAnon conspiracy theory, and why he thinks the FBI should have stood down.
Transcript
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We're all here now, and that means it's time for the least lazy podcaster that you know
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Well, today is Saturday, and as tradition requires, although not every Saturday,
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Owen Gregorian will be hosting a Spaces event for all of you who want to continue talking
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So just go to X platform and look for Owen Gregorian, or look for my X account, and you'll
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And it'll be right after I'm done here, a few minutes after.
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Well, Kim Jong-un, a spunky little leader from North Korea, has built a beach resort.
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Apparently, Americans are not invited to Kim Jong-un's new beach resort.
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And the one review I saw sounded like there weren't many people there.
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Can you somehow put in your mind the idea of going to the poorest country that you know
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and having a luxury five-star experience because you're just completely shut off from all the
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You know, I wouldn't do it because it's too far away.
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But if it were, let's say, a 10-minute drive to North Korea, I would do that.
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I would drive seven minutes to experience that.
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There is a story in Business Insider that the FBI tried and failed to identify who was behind
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Do you believe that the FBI was unable to figure out who was behind the Q thing?
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The people who did Q were more clever than the FBI?
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It could be that Q was working with or a part of a CIA operation, possibly to make Trump supporters
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Now, why would I say that the CIA would do a hoax, a hoax, to make Trump look bad in 2016?
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What would prompt me to think that they would do such a thing?
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Because we now have proof that they did such a thing.
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But you could imagine that that would be a perfect op for them, because all it is is just some
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And then if the FBI came looking around, you'd say, hey, I can't tell you anymore, but for
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national security reasons, we need you to stop looking into the Q situation.
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So, wouldn't the FBI stand down if the CIA told them to?
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Well, let me add to the list the people you don't ever want to make mad at you.
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You never want Trump to be mad at you, because you're going to get a nickname.
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But you also don't want to make Roger Stone mad at you.
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So, I don't know why he's mad at Chuck Schumer.
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And I wouldn't bring this up, except he put it on X, so it's public.
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So, Roger Stone wrote on X, Chuck Schumer is such a piece of shit that when he broke up
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with his longtime D.C.-based mistress, he demanded that she give him back a mattress
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It is commonly known all the way back to his days in the New York Assembly
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that Chuck Schumer is a common whore whose vote can be purchased for very little.
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How many of you have had the experience where you enter into a long-term relationship
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But for the men, have you ever had your new long-term relationship say,
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And you can understand why, because you have just the thought of it.
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But I just have this image in my mind of Chuck Schumer's wife scrolling through X,
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and the algorithm just pops this up because her husband is mentioned.
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And she's sitting there in the bed, you know, on that mattress
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I have no reason to believe he has ever been unfaithful to his wife
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The rest is a movie that you play in your head that's kind of funny.
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Well, Ghislaine Maxwell has been kind of quietly moved to a much friendlier prison,
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so she's already moved to the more comfortable prison.
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And apparently Maxwell is reportedly going to seek a pardon from Trump
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We know that the Trump administration was willing to negotiate with her
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because the moving to a more comfortable prison
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So Trump was recently asked if he would consider pardoning Maxwell.
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and then I want you to tell me if I've trained you well enough
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gathers information until it's time to make the final decision.
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that that's on the, you know, top three options,
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He said, would you consider pardoning Sean Diddy Combs?
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and then you have to tell me what the future holds.
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