Paul Blart ( ) is joined by Paul Blart to talk about the Fed, the stock market, and the government buying a stake in Intel. Plus, Tesla hires a new CEO, Elon Musk announces a new venture, and more!
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00:03:48.020But apparently, the United States, and therefore, as a resident, that would include me, apparently the United States took a 10% stake in Intel.
00:04:01.280Now, we had talked about that might be happening, but they actually got that done.
00:04:07.980Well, they've signed that agreement, I guess.
00:04:11.440And while some people will say, well, there's another example of fascism where the government owns the companies, to which I say, 10%?
00:04:22.940That's not owning anything except maybe profits.
00:04:27.520And the government is uniquely situated to make or break a company, you know, to make it successful.
00:04:36.900So my guess is this is going to be a tremendously good deal and that Trump has once again found a way to monetize things.
00:04:48.400He finds bad news and then he monetizes it.
00:04:52.760And it's basically the same thing he did in his business life.
00:04:58.400He would find a building that was, you know, suboptimal and then buy it and monetize it by improving it.
00:05:06.300And he finds every opportunity to do that.
00:05:09.880So Intel may have been like the property that was suboptimal.
00:05:14.800And maybe, I assume, now this is an important assumption, it might be wrong, but I'm assuming that there's a pretty specific thing that the government will do for Intel somehow that would make them more likely to succeed.
00:05:32.020Otherwise, why would they give them 10%?
00:05:35.640But there will be more to learn about that.
00:05:37.920All right, here's a story that will sound like it's a joke, but it's not.
00:05:46.120You know that there's a big software company called Microsoft.
00:05:50.380I think you've heard of it, Microsoft.
00:05:53.660Well, Elon Musk is going to start a competing company.
00:05:59.380Instead of calling it Microsoft, it'll be called MacroHard.
00:06:07.920Now, apparently, even though Elon says the name is tug-and-cheek, you know, it's a jokey name, it's a real thing.
00:06:19.180And the real thing is that he's recruiting, I guess, software people to build a competitor to Microsoft's office that would be an AI-based approach.
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00:11:42.440So it turns out that if you've got detailed satellite maps and you've got cameras on your car, that your car can sort of look down the street and compare it to, I guess, like a Google map that, that maps a street.
00:11:59.280And it will just figure out where you are, but what it looks like, no matter where you are.
00:12:05.880Now, it might only be used as a fill-in for when GPS fails.
00:12:11.280So in other words, you can imagine your car would have the AI navigation, where it just looks where you are and tells you where you must be.
00:12:22.680But, uh, only, it would only kick in when the GPS failed, perhaps.
00:12:44.780Well, one of the, what probably is several dildo throwers at the WNBA games, you know about that, um, multiple people, I think, probably multiple people,
00:12:57.160have thrown a, uh, colorful dildo onto the, the court during basketball games, women's basketball.
00:13:05.360And I think somebody did it on a football turf yesterday as well.
00:13:10.360But one of those dildo throwers, uh, has been caught.
00:13:15.380He's a family man from Ohio who traveled all the way to New York, I guess, to throw a dildo onto a WNBA court.
00:13:26.660And he's not even, like, a big fan of WNBA.
00:14:05.900Anyway, apparently, uh, Vladimir Zelensky of Ukraine has already asked if he can buy a, uh, a collection of dildos to drop on the Russians.
00:14:18.740Because the, the charges against the man who got caught throwing the dildo is, uh, all related to it being dangerous.
00:14:29.700You know, sort of a dildo violence, if you will.
00:14:33.200There's a claim that the dildo hit somebody.
00:14:38.620But if it's true that, uh, colorful dildos are that dangerous, I think Zelensky should start dropping a amount of drones.
00:14:47.440It'll really make a difference in that war.
00:14:49.740Um, speaking of, uh, dildos that are being dropped in various places, Kamala Harris is launching a book tour for her book, 107 Days.
00:15:02.020Um, now, it's pretty gutsy to write a book about your failed presidential campaign, unless it's about why you failed.
00:15:14.140And I suspect it's not going to be that.
00:15:17.320It's probably about how awesome she was, and she probably won.
00:15:20.880But maybe, uh, maybe Russia hacked the election systems.
00:15:25.700Who would buy, who would buy a book from someone who's most famous for not even being able to talk in public?
00:15:36.960Uh, if the book were called Word Salad, and it was nothing but, you know, nonsense words that AI put together or something, that would make more sense.
00:17:00.060Now, isn't that the way it almost always was?
00:17:04.760If you're counting men and women, hasn't it always been only half of them are spending money on dates, and the other half are having the money spent on them?
00:17:14.140Isn't that exactly how it's always been?
00:17:17.900Half of the people spend nothing on dates, and the other half spend all of it?
00:17:42.920I feel like if men were willing to pay for dates all the time, you know, if they could afford it, but they probably can't at the moment,
00:17:52.860that don't you think that more women would say yes to dates if they knew that they would not spend a penny?
00:18:00.000Doesn't that seem like that would make a difference?
00:18:01.840Because I feel like you would go on a date that was a little marginal if you didn't have to spend any money.
00:18:09.340But if it was like, well, you know, we're going to date a few times, and you're going to pay for our expensive dinner once, and we'll pay once.
00:18:23.920Apparently, the U.S. and Canada are making progress in getting some kind of a permanent trade deal.
00:18:29.300And indeed, the U.S. had dropped some, what would you, I guess you'd call it, some revenge-y tariffs that we put on them,
00:18:40.640and then Canada just dropped some tariffs that they had on us to reciprocate.
00:18:45.880But Canada and the U.S. are heading toward, it looks like, resolving everything.
00:18:51.580And so, we go back to, what did you predict would happen with tariffs?
00:19:00.820Did you predict that it would be doom and gloom because, you know, we would ask for things we couldn't get or whatever?
00:19:08.800Or did you believe that Trump was simply using it as a negotiating tactic, and when it was all said and done, that we would just end up with better trade deals?
00:19:23.080I was, I certainly didn't know if the old tariff thing would, you know, cause a problem.
00:19:30.180And I'm still not positive, but it looks like it's a huge success for Trump at this point.
00:19:37.940Things could change, but at this point it looks like a huge success.
00:19:42.460So, now it looks like we're happy with our Canada tariffs, so we don't really need to negotiate anything.
00:20:02.440But what caught my attention was Carney is bad at negotiating.
00:20:07.900Here's something that Carney said out loud in public in the context of still negotiating with the United States.
00:20:16.860He actually said that Canada has the best trade deals in the world with the U.S., and so he'd like to keep that, you know, keep that situation.
00:23:00.520Do you believe that the company named BlackRock and some other big money companies have been buying up single-family homes in the United States,
00:23:12.200so much so that it's a big force on rising prices and making those homes unaffordable?
00:23:20.880How many of you believe that that's a real thing that's happening in the real world?
00:25:03.940Do you believe that the prices of homes in the United States are higher because Blackstone, not BlackRock, and some others own 0.1% of them?