Episode 2980 CWSA 10⧸06⧸25
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Summary
Coffee with Scott Adams is the highlight of human civilization. This morning, he talks about a new theory about aging, and a new poll that says college is no longer as important as it used to be. And climate change.
Transcript
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Well, let's see if we can get through this today.
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So there's a new study at Cornell University that says that strong friendships may literally slow aging at the cellular level.
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So if you've got a good social situation, it might make you age slower.
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Now, I have a hypothesis, which is a crazy one that I've had for a long time, that there's something about the human body and the brain that allows your body and your brain to conform to whatever it is you think you need.
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So if you had no friends, your body would say, well, there's no reason to hang around.
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But if you had a really good social situation, your friends would depend on you.
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And mentally, you would have the feeling that you were important and that there was a reason you should hang around and be alive.
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So I feel like just knowing that you're important and you have a role might keep you younger.
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I believe your body gives you what you think you need in small ways.
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In New York, apparently, it's hard to open a liquor store these days because so few people are drinking liquor these days that they don't want to put the existing ones in that business.
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So if you apply for a liquor license in New York, they're going to say people aren't drinking nearly as much.
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We don't want to put the existing ones out of business.
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So 70% of the license applications for alcohol have been rejected.
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According to a new Gallup poll, the percentage of Americans who say that college is, quote, very important has fallen from 75% in 2010 to 35% in 2025.
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Now, do you think that's because people realized that a college education isn't as good as you thought?
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Or did the colleges become crap, overpriced crap?
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I don't think that people just change their opinion.
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I think college went from, you know, one of the best things you could ever do to maybe one of the worst.
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And being broke and woke is no way to go through life.
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Well, according to P. Gosselin at the No Tricks Zone, he's reminding us that the sea level rise has never really happened.
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Apparently, 74 out of 101 islands in, what is it, the Marianas, or no, the Maldives, is growing.
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So there are as many islands, actually more, 75% of them are growing instead of shrinking.
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Well, I would say the most, the single most basic thing that climate change predicted is that the sea level would rise.
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Doesn't seem to be anything like that happening.
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But what's not happening is that we're not underwater.
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I know you're going to say it's really long, long vaccination.
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But how many think that there's something like that that's, I don't know.
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I see mixed reports that maybe it's not even a real thing.
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But there's some new Japanese research on that.
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And they believe that they've not only identified long COVID, but the exact mechanism.
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Something called a massive spike in the AMPA receptors.
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So apparently they can now scan you and they can know for sure if you have long COVID, they say.
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Maybe I had long vaccination, but I think it was long COVID.
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Because I definitely had brain fog for months and months.
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Meanwhile, Trump is trying to send a bunch of National Guard people to Chicago.
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But Chicago doesn't want that help with their crime situation.
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But just to make things fun, Governor Abbott has offered that if Illinois won't use its own National Guard,
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that Texas would be happy to send 400 National Guard up to Chicago to do the job for them.
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But it's kind of clever how they're gaming this out.
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Well, if you won't give us your own National Guard, we'll nationalize them.
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It doesn't matter what state they're from, especially if you nationalize them.
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But, of course, a federal judge, as you remember, had blocked the deployment of National Guard to Portland.
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It looks like maybe they've blocked it a second time.
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Gavin Newsom is bragging that they just won in court again, meaning blocking the Portland deployment.
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Isn't that weird that they're literally celebrating, yay, we didn't solve any crime.
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Well, the Supreme Court's back in session, and Fox News is telling us what's coming up.
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I guess we're going to have a case in the Supreme Court about the death penalty for low IQ people.
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How low is the IQ before you can't get the death penalty?
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But Jasmine Crockett would be the most worried, because apparently low IQ people can now get the death penalty,
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unless the Supreme Court rules against it, which it might.
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And also, can the President fire the heads of agencies?
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The Toronto International Festival of Authors brings you a world of stories all in one place.
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Discover five days of readings, talks, workshops, and more,
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including Rachel Maddow, Keturo Isaku, and Kieran Desai.
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The Toronto International Festival of Authors, October 29th to November 2nd.
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Well, Rob Reiner has emerged from whatever rock he was under
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So, this is what Rob Reiner said on the interview.
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This is just the beginning, and people have to understand
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We have a year before this country becomes a full-on autocracy,
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Donald Trump knows in a free and fair election he will lose.
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Donald Trump knows that in a free and fair election he will lose?
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I don't even know if Rob Reiner knows what country he's in.
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It doesn't look like anything but mental illness at this point.
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but I suppose by the Children's Health Defense,
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where he was saying that 20 to 50% of all healthcare activity
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in the United States brings no benefit to the patient,
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Up to half of all the medical processes are not helpful?
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Well, he says the reason for that is because mostly the published literature
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most of the published studies are absolute bullshit,
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And he says the reason the problem persists is that most doctors don't know that.
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How many of you thought that doctors were good at reading scientific studies
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Did any of you think that doctors would be good at that?
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That's why peer-reviewed papers are more likely to be fake than not fake,
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They just sort of look at the data you gave them,
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OpenAI and chipmaker AMD have entered a big multi-bazillion dollar deal.
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and maybe someday cut NVIDIA out of the process.
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It does make me wonder how much chaos is going on at OpenAI.
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It seems like they have so many things going on at OpenAI.
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How in the world could they possibly manage that?
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He's the fifth prime minister to resign in 21 months.
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Trump says he's going to start authorizing attacks
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which says that the U.S. is the dominant player
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who does these great summaries of the news every day.