Real Coffee with Scott Adams - November 05, 2025


Episode 3009 CWSA 11⧸05⧸25


Episode Stats

Length

57 minutes

Words per Minute

140.23024

Word Count

8,076

Sentence Count

668

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

18


Summary

Dilbert's new calendar is out now, and it's twice as good as it was before. And it's made in the USA, which is a big deal because it's the first time it's been printed entirely in the US, and unlike all the years except last year, it's on the front and the back of every page.


Transcript

00:00:00.520 Come on in. We got a show to do. You might like it. You might. It's entirely possible.
00:00:10.180 Come on in here and grab a seat. Get a beverage. I'm trying to figure out how to get to my
00:00:14.640 book. All right. It's over there somewhere. Come to me. Come to me. There we go. There
00:00:27.740 we go. Everybody feeling good today? It's a special day. I'll tell you why in a minute.
00:00:36.920 Very special day. You'll never guess why. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the
00:00:45.320 highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had
00:00:50.420 a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience today up
00:00:55.760 two levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you
00:01:03.920 need for that is a cup or mug or a glass, a canteen jug or flask. No, no. No, that's not
00:01:11.000 right. You need a cup or mug or a glass, and then you need a tank or chalice or stein. But
00:01:16.760 then you need a canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid.
00:01:21.880 I like coffee. Oh, it's a two-hander situation. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of
00:01:31.040 the dopamine the other day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the
00:01:34.060 simultaneous sip. It happens now. Go.
00:01:36.060 Let's do it with some good coffee. Excellent. Excellent. Well, I wonder what's happening
00:01:47.380 today. Anything happening that would be, like, amazing? Anything at all? Oh, yeah. The new
00:01:55.760 Dilbert 2026 calendar is launching today. If you go to amazon.com and look for my name and
00:02:05.820 the 2026 calendar, but you make sure you get this one, not the one that's a counterfeit,
00:02:11.880 not the other counterfeit, and not the other pirated one, and not the counterfeit, the counterfeit,
00:02:17.360 or the counterfeit, get the real one, and skip the pirated, pirated, counterfeit, counterfeit,
00:02:24.300 counterfeit, which, by the way, Amazon is helping us get rid of, but there are a lot of them.
00:02:30.300 Now, what you don't know, it's printed entirely in the USA, and unlike all the years except last
00:02:40.040 year, it's the first year we did it this way, we've got a little stand, and look how this little
00:02:47.260 stand has a little flag on it because it's printed in the USA. That's right. It is. Made in America.
00:02:57.960 And do you know what else is special about it? Let me tell you. Once I got canceled,
00:03:03.860 I could do it any way I wanted, and so for the first time ever, it's got comics on the front and
00:03:11.380 the back of every page. It's literally twice as good as before I got canceled. But twice as good?
00:03:19.860 No, it's better than twice as good because the new comics on the back are the spicy ones,
00:03:25.420 which we call Dilbert Reborn because there's nobody who's my editor who tells me I can't do this.
00:03:32.680 What do you mean I can't do this? I can do anything I want. It's a free country.
00:03:36.520 So this is freedom, people. You've got stuff on the front that might have passed the corporate
00:03:43.480 filter back when it was originally created. By the way, these are all comics that have run
00:03:48.500 in some place, usually just online. But you've got comics from the past combined with comics from the
00:03:57.800 past year. So there's some that are much older, and then there are some that are from this past year.
00:04:04.340 The past year are the spicy ones. And if you go to Amazon, it's the only place you can buy it
00:04:12.460 because of the free shipping. It was just easier to do it in one place. So I would hope,
00:04:19.360 oh, by the way, I'm going to say something that sounds like pure marketing, but you know I'm not
00:04:26.020 going to lie about this, right? So this is not a lie. This is completely true. We probably printed
00:04:35.400 fewer than we people will want to buy. So because I have to pay for these up front, I have to estimate
00:04:44.860 how many we're going to sell. And so I went low because I didn't want to do all this work and then
00:04:50.640 end up spending more than I made, which is very possible. So there is a relatively small number
00:04:59.000 of printed ones, tens of thousands, but it would be a fraction of what we would normally make.
00:05:05.980 So if you want to make sure you get one, and I swear this is real. I'm not only saying it for
00:05:11.260 marketing, but it's also marketing, obviously. I would get it right away because there's a pretty
00:05:18.080 good chance that these will be sold out by December. And again, obviously that just sounds
00:05:24.700 like marketing and sales and sounds like BS, but we actually, you know, created the situation
00:05:31.320 intentionally because we didn't want to print too many. So definitely not BS. Now, as a tradition
00:05:43.320 requires, oh, this is the stand by the way, cool little stand. I'm going to give you a reframe
00:05:50.720 of the day from my book, which has been out for a while, reframe your brain. Look at all
00:05:57.240 these people who've already ordered it. You're awesome. I love you guys. You're the best.
00:06:04.940 Let me make sure that I can see your comments really clearly. Put them on two different machines.
00:06:13.320 That'll get it done. All right. So this would be in the mental health reframes port of my
00:06:19.380 reframe your brain book. Here it is. Well, there's a few that I want to skip.
00:06:33.060 Here's what I told you about this one before, but this is more like a magic trick.
00:06:43.540 But if you try it and it works, it'll be your magic trick. So I'd say this is not on the level
00:06:50.420 of some of the other ones where it definitely will make your life better if you listen to the
00:06:55.220 reframe. This one just might be really, really convenient for some small number of people.
00:07:01.540 And it goes like this. The usual frame is that if you're cold, that coldness is a form of pain
00:07:09.560 and could also be a signal that you're in danger. That's what pain's for, right? Coldness is just a
00:07:15.960 form of pain. But I once saw somebody reframe coldness and stand outside in freezing temperatures
00:07:22.240 just because they'd reframed it in their mind and stayed out there for probably two hours
00:07:27.580 assembling a piece of outdoor furniture. I couldn't believe it when I saw it.
00:07:33.140 But the reframe is that coldness makes you healthier and stronger.
00:07:37.600 Now, I don't know if it does. That's not really relevant. But if you feel like the coldness
00:07:43.020 is contributing to your good health, it actually feels different. So this is a little heaven and
00:07:50.000 just trick. If you're standing outside and saying, my God, it's cold. It's injuring me.
00:07:55.920 You'll feel like you're being injured and you won't be able to take it. If you say the colder I am,
00:08:01.560 it's like a cold plunge. People literally pay. They pay to be made really cold. So it can't be
00:08:10.540 terrible to be half as cold as people pay for. So you just imagine that the cold is making you
00:08:17.320 healthier. You'll be amazed that for some of you, and again, this won't work for most people,
00:08:23.180 but for some of you, you're going to be amazed. You're like, could I have done this the whole time?
00:08:28.120 I tried this and it worked. I just made cold go away for at least some set of temperatures.
00:08:34.680 Well, Eric Dolan is writing in a side post that Wikipedia's news sources show a moderate liberal
00:08:41.760 leaning. How many of you could have guessed that if they did a study of the Wikipedia sources that
00:08:50.540 you would find that they lean left? I'll bet you every one of you knew that. Maybe the surprise is
00:08:57.240 that it's moderate, but it sort of depends what you call moderate, doesn't it?
00:09:01.760 All right. So next time they don't have to do that study, you could just ask Scott. Scott,
00:09:10.360 do you think Wikipedia leans left? Yes. We're going to do a study to find out. Yes. You don't
00:09:16.720 have to. Cancel that study. All right. Here's one. You tell me if this is backward science.
00:09:24.600 Backward science, where they get the cause and effect backwards. You decide. The BMJ group is
00:09:29.660 writing about this. They say that voting behavior in elections is linked to future risk of death.
00:09:38.540 So if you think you're going to live a long time, you're more likely to vote.
00:09:46.000 Is it the voting that makes you live longer? Or is it more likely that the being in good shape,
00:09:54.440 which makes you live longer, makes you more likely to do everything that is physical?
00:09:59.660 Is there anything in the world that you don't do more of when you're feeling good? I don't think
00:10:06.420 so. I think it's backward science. Yeah. Backwards to science. All right. I like to teach you to spot
00:10:16.540 backward science because it's just everywhere. And by the way, the write-up did acknowledge that
00:10:24.500 that the causation could be either direction. So I will give them credit for being transparent about
00:10:32.680 that. Apparently, the White House posted a TikTok video featuring the president dancing to a Nicki Minaj song
00:10:40.440 because Nicki Minaj and the president are on the same page about alleged Christian massacres in Nigeria.
00:10:49.180 I'm going to say alleged because I haven't looked into it. There are a lot of smart, well-informed people
00:10:55.020 who say it's happening. So I'm not doubting it. I just don't know. I haven't looked into it.
00:11:00.340 But there is some pushback. So the only thing I know is that some people are saying there's not
00:11:08.380 that much Christian massacring going on in Nigeria, to which I say, how much would be the right amount?
00:11:17.200 What exactly is the right amount of Christian massacring that you say? Well, that's about right.
00:11:22.820 Yeah. I thought it was going to be high, but that's about right. That's about right. Anyway, so I don't know
00:11:30.000 the number, but the post-millennials all over this, Roberto Wacquerel Cruz is writing about it.
00:11:35.260 And Nicki Minaj, I think, thanked President Trump for speaking out about it. So that's one of her causes.
00:11:44.680 She said the president and his team, thank the president's team for taking this seriously.
00:11:49.520 God bless every persecuted Christian. Let's remember to lift them up in prayer.
00:11:56.220 So once again, President Trump finds a popular thing. This has got to be 90-10. I don't know.
00:12:05.800 Is there somebody who's in favor of the massacre of the Christian churches?
00:12:10.940 Well, a few people, but fortunately not too many.
00:12:15.960 All right. What else? There was an election yesterday, but it was so boring.
00:12:19.060 I'm not even going to get to that first.
00:12:21.840 German heating costs are up 82% this year, or since the Nord Stream blast, actually.
00:12:27.720 Up 82%, according to the European Conservative.
00:12:31.620 That would be a publication.
00:12:34.420 82%.
00:12:34.980 Do you know how mad we would be if our energy costs were up 82%
00:12:39.180 and we knew exactly why and who did it?
00:12:42.840 That's Germany's situation.
00:12:44.700 They know why.
00:12:45.840 That Nord Stream thing blew up.
00:12:47.220 They know who did it, and they know exactly what the impact on them is.
00:12:52.640 But I guess they're just taking it.
00:12:55.760 So I don't know what they're going to do to fix that.
00:12:57.680 Anyway, according to an account called Kim Monsimis, or you could call this person chubby
00:13:07.260 because that's what they call themselves, researchers have come up with a gel
00:13:11.560 that can fix your teeth, at least the surface of your teeth.
00:13:17.380 So it's not a patch.
00:13:18.340 It's like a coating that you can put on your teeth, and it will get rid of your cavities
00:13:21.640 or prevent them, I guess.
00:13:25.180 So we might be on the cusp of the half of whatever we call dentistry just going away,
00:13:33.060 and it won't be because of AI.
00:13:35.140 It'll just because they have some gel that they can put on your teeth,
00:13:37.740 and you won't get cavities.
00:13:39.280 That'd be cool.
00:13:40.640 But then it will all be cosmetic after that.
00:13:42.760 Yeah, so I'm seeing in the comments that you found some of the pirates.
00:13:48.760 The pirate copies are a different color, first of all.
00:13:52.760 So you want to look for the one that's sort of the burnt, what is it, the orangish.
00:14:00.420 You don't want the blue ones or the other colors.
00:14:03.160 And you don't want the one that spells Dilbert with a space after the eye.
00:14:06.600 So if they misspelled Dilbert on the Dilbert calendar,
00:14:10.940 that would be like a signal that that's not a legal one.
00:14:16.760 All right.
00:14:18.900 This guy, Jeff Yass, some billionaire trader guy, Jeff Yass,
00:14:25.420 he donated $100 million to the University of Austin,
00:14:29.260 which if you've not heard about it, it's just recently set up,
00:14:34.660 I think, in the last year or so, maybe a year ago.
00:14:37.480 And it's a fledgling program set up by some venture capitalists
00:14:43.460 like Joe Lonsdale and journalist Barry Weiss.
00:14:46.340 And I think it's the anti-woke attempt.
00:14:50.780 So they're trying to make a college that's a little bit more resistant
00:14:54.720 to being captured by wokeness.
00:14:57.600 And now you've got $100 million coming in from one billionaire.
00:15:03.060 So it looks like they're well-funded.
00:15:07.060 So that's amazing.
00:15:09.560 That's probably the difference between this working out
00:15:12.140 and not working out.
00:15:13.020 It was $100 million.
00:15:14.680 Nicely done.
00:15:16.760 All right.
00:15:17.160 So there was a big election yesterday.
00:15:19.720 Three states got new governors.
00:15:22.460 It was all Democrats.
00:15:23.840 The Democrats won everything.
00:15:25.600 Nobody's surprised.
00:15:27.140 The polls told us they were going to win.
00:15:28.760 And they're blue states where you'd expect them to win.
00:15:33.460 So you've got Mom Donnie, who's your communist, says Trump,
00:15:37.660 at least socialist.
00:15:39.760 Mayor of New York.
00:15:41.000 We'll see if that destroys the city or not.
00:15:43.020 We've got Spanberger, governor of Virginia.
00:15:45.940 We've got Cheryl.
00:15:47.940 That's the last name.
00:15:48.840 Governor of New Jersey.
00:15:50.120 And what I saw from a post by Rachel Janfaza is that young women are the story
00:15:59.380 for the election.
00:16:01.220 Why would she say that?
00:16:02.420 Because 81% of young women voted for Mom Donnie.
00:16:06.780 80% of young women voted for Cheryl.
00:16:10.300 And 78% voted for Spanberger, per NBC's exit polls.
00:16:15.900 That would tell you, sort of nobody else mattered.
00:16:22.780 Women just decided, well, we're just going to take over this election.
00:16:26.360 So women like the communists.
00:16:28.740 Now, are you surprised?
00:16:31.300 You know, we've talked about this before.
00:16:33.060 Like, what would be the reason that the young women would be so completely different
00:16:40.880 than the rest of the country?
00:16:42.720 What would be the reason?
00:16:44.260 I don't know.
00:16:44.740 So probably there's sources of information.
00:16:47.140 That would be part of it.
00:16:53.160 By the way, if you missed the news yesterday, I'm basically Dr. Manhattan today.
00:16:58.240 I'm radioactive.
00:16:59.660 Like, actually radioactive.
00:17:01.540 Because I had some nuclear medicine treatment yesterday.
00:17:06.460 So I've got one more day.
00:17:07.700 I have to stay away from mammals.
00:17:09.620 Because I'll turn them into nuclear holocausts.
00:17:12.520 And it makes me very thirsty.
00:17:17.600 So I'm going to be drinking a lot more water in front of you.
00:17:20.500 So in case you're wondering.
00:17:21.600 It also makes me so tired.
00:17:24.920 You know, whenever you get a new medication, they tell you you're going to be tired.
00:17:28.060 Oh, I've never felt this tired.
00:17:31.700 I've been tired before.
00:17:33.780 You know, I always tell you that I, for years, I've been telling you that I sleep about four
00:17:37.980 hours a night.
00:17:39.280 And I'm completely aware that nobody believes that's true.
00:17:42.580 You don't believe that's true, right?
00:17:44.180 That I sleep four hours a night.
00:17:45.460 And then I get this Apple Watch.
00:17:49.100 And without me even asking, it just tracks how much I sleep.
00:17:52.800 And then I looked at my last couple of weeks.
00:17:55.740 Four hours every night.
00:17:57.680 Completely unplanned.
00:17:59.500 Didn't matter when I went to sleep.
00:18:01.680 Didn't matter what else was happening.
00:18:04.120 Four hours.
00:18:05.900 So that's actually true.
00:18:07.340 I was actually wondering if it was really four hours.
00:18:09.560 It felt like it.
00:18:10.800 I mean, it always felt like it.
00:18:12.120 But sure enough, four hours.
00:18:13.980 Anyway, the other theory for why the young women would like the socialists is that they're
00:18:21.380 bad at self-defense.
00:18:24.000 Women are not optimized.
00:18:26.740 They didn't evolve for self-defense the same way men do.
00:18:31.920 And the way men evolved would be less about let's share everything and more about can't
00:18:39.020 I just win?
00:18:40.440 Can't I just, maybe I could just kill this animal.
00:18:43.160 And we could just eat our family.
00:18:45.500 Maybe our family could just enjoy all this meat that I just got.
00:18:48.780 Maybe I don't have to give it to everybody.
00:18:50.620 So there's definitely a male-female evolutionary difference.
00:18:53.900 And unfortunately, if women become big enough numbers to control the electorate, which in these cases, apparently
00:19:03.320 they have, that would guarantee a destruction of those places.
00:19:07.600 It would guarantee it.
00:19:09.880 Not maybe.
00:19:11.300 It would guarantee it.
00:19:12.560 Because they don't have the same sense of self, let's say, self-protection.
00:19:20.700 They wouldn't have the same sense of the risk.
00:19:24.100 They would think everything's fine.
00:19:25.980 We'll just be nice to everybody.
00:19:27.460 If we're nice to everybody, things will just sort of work out.
00:19:31.720 Nope.
00:19:32.280 They'll all be dead.
00:19:32.880 Well, poor Bill Ackman.
00:19:38.240 I've decided to like Bill Ackman, even no matter how much I might dislike or disagree with him on politics.
00:19:47.300 And I know that that will be unpopular.
00:19:51.320 So I don't want him to have necessarily more power or anything like that.
00:19:56.220 I just decided to like him.
00:19:58.440 Is that okay?
00:20:00.620 Here's what I like about him.
00:20:02.800 He is completely fearless.
00:20:05.900 Well, no, that's not true.
00:20:07.560 I believe he probably has a normal amount of fear that normal people have.
00:20:12.600 But he still acts like he'll still do something, even when his risk, his personal risk, is just through the roof.
00:20:19.740 So he's taking a lot of risks with his investments.
00:20:23.420 He's taking a lot of risks with the politics.
00:20:26.140 And here's another example.
00:20:27.580 Poor guy.
00:20:28.300 He's just trying to be useful.
00:20:31.340 So, you know, he'd been anti-Mamdami, which feels useful to me, right?
00:20:39.840 Educated, important, public figure.
00:20:43.400 He was anti-Mamdami.
00:20:45.000 So that seemed like good.
00:20:46.140 But then Mamdami wins.
00:20:47.780 And then Bill Ackman says on X, congrats on the win.
00:20:51.960 Now you have a big responsibility.
00:20:53.380 If I can help New York City, just let me know what I can do.
00:20:58.400 Now, people didn't like that.
00:21:02.180 They didn't like that he immediately became available as a helper to the person.
00:21:08.940 And maybe we don't want to be helped that much.
00:21:11.600 So, but I love the, I personally like the fact that he offered.
00:21:16.300 I don't think anybody's going to take him up on the offer.
00:21:19.340 But I kind of like the fact that he offered.
00:21:21.020 So, and I also don't mind.
00:21:24.980 It doesn't bother me when I see people say, you should stay, you know, just stay on your side.
00:21:30.980 And, you know, let's make sure that the other side doesn't do well.
00:21:33.980 Because that's the only way we survive.
00:21:36.000 Is if we make sure they don't do well and then the voters notice and get rid of them.
00:21:40.800 So I can see both sides of this pretty easily.
00:21:43.160 However, I'm going to choose that I like brave people who are trying to be useful.
00:21:51.440 That's sort of my weak spot.
00:21:53.520 If you're brave and you're trying to be useful, it's hard to beat that combo.
00:21:59.180 This is the same reason, I've never said this before, but have I?
00:22:02.500 Bill Maher, his entire career, I think, is probably based more than anything else on the fact that he's not afraid of anything.
00:22:14.400 Like, he'll do stand-up comedy even if he might bomb.
00:22:17.980 How many of you could do that?
00:22:20.440 How many of you could do stand-up comedy before you're good at it?
00:22:26.240 That takes a lot of guts.
00:22:28.100 So when I see Bill Maher, even if I'm disagreeing with him on, you know, huge issues and stuff, which I often do, fewer lately, but historically I've disagreed with him on some big stuff.
00:22:40.680 I still think, wow, that was brave of you to say that in public.
00:22:45.020 So I like the brave ones who are trying to help, even if I disagree with all their policy preferences.
00:22:52.420 Well, according to Polymarket, Florida and Texas real estate prices are going to go up because of all the escaping millionaires.
00:23:02.460 Do you feel like that's overdone a little bit?
00:23:05.660 How many of you think the whole, the millionaires are going to pack up the buggy and move out of New York?
00:23:13.260 Well, apparently there has been a loss of millionaires, but I don't believe our data is good enough to really know if we're losing, you know, 1% of our millionaires.
00:23:26.620 Like, that would be slicing it too fine.
00:23:28.700 I wouldn't be surprised.
00:23:30.480 I mean, I wouldn't have any big debate about it.
00:23:34.440 But it does seem to me that maybe we're worried a little bit too much about the millionaires leaving.
00:23:41.000 You know, remember what I told you not too long ago, that apparently the commercial real estate in New York City actually is recovered.
00:23:50.760 Now, how many of you thought that would happen?
00:23:53.320 That commercial real estate would already, like right now, is already recovering.
00:23:59.860 Didn't see that coming.
00:24:01.360 So we could be equally blind to just millionaires like, ah, damn it.
00:24:06.580 I'm going to complain as loudly as I can, but everything I care about is here.
00:24:15.740 Yeah.
00:24:17.140 Anyway.
00:24:19.520 Mom Donnie gave a speech and nobody cares what he said.
00:24:23.740 Nobody cares about this election, really.
00:24:25.700 We're all trying to find meaning in this election.
00:24:28.780 Probably there's not much meaning.
00:24:30.340 I mean, they just said three candidates, they were better than the other candidates, you know, according to their own side.
00:24:37.040 And that was enough.
00:24:39.260 Anyway, Mom Donnie says, New York will remain a city of immigrants.
00:24:43.420 Now, let me say that like it's an actual English word.
00:24:47.000 City of immigrants.
00:24:48.660 Not a city of...
00:24:49.980 A city built by immigrants.
00:24:53.800 Powered by immigrants.
00:24:54.980 And as of tonight, led by an immigrant.
00:24:59.580 Well, he's pretty good with the words.
00:25:02.620 Good with the words.
00:25:04.680 Also here in California, Proposition 50, as we called it, passed.
00:25:10.740 And apparently that would allow California to change their districting lines in the state,
00:25:17.380 which could change the number of people that they send to Washington to represent them,
00:25:22.540 which could give them more Democrats and fewer Republicans, like none.
00:25:29.100 And it passed.
00:25:30.660 So here's what Californians like.
00:25:33.800 They like having a nonpartisan commission that decides what the lines are.
00:25:41.200 Now, we know that, not from the election, that that's not what the election was.
00:25:44.980 But we know that from a survey.
00:25:48.040 That 9 out of 10 California voters said they'd like to see a nonpartisan commission decide what the district thing is.
00:25:56.940 Do you know what the current situation is?
00:26:00.080 Current situation is exactly what 9 out of 10 voters wanted.
00:26:04.120 A nonpartisan commission.
00:26:07.020 What did they vote for?
00:26:10.120 So 9 out of 10 wanted a nonpartisan commission.
00:26:13.140 What did they vote for?
00:26:14.980 They voted to get rid of the nonpartisan commission.
00:26:18.300 Do you think they knew what they were voting for?
00:26:20.580 No.
00:26:21.720 No, they didn't.
00:26:23.200 They did not.
00:26:25.700 So there was an election just for the purpose of getting people to vote for the opposite of what they thought they wanted,
00:26:31.700 without knowing that that's what they just did.
00:26:33.280 Now, to be fair, if you'd asked the question this way and said,
00:26:43.300 how would you like us to cleverly, cleverly redistrict so that there were more Democrats in Congress and fewer Republicans?
00:26:51.260 Well, then they would get, you know, 9 out of 10 people would say yes to that.
00:26:54.820 So it's all about how you ask the question.
00:26:56.980 Well, now we're going to have this stupid argument all day long and probably for weeks or months about now that Mamdami got elected,
00:27:11.620 is he the leader of the party or is he the leader of the party or is it AOC?
00:27:15.540 And the Republicans are going to try to get advantage by pushing that whoever they think is least capable is the leader of the party.
00:27:25.840 It was funny watching the Republicans trying to push Jasmine Crockett and Bernie Sanders and AOC as the heads of the party.
00:27:38.060 Because, you know, Republicans know that they're not going to be the most popular ones among the normies.
00:27:46.080 So now we'll argue about this all day long.
00:27:48.720 Is he the avowed socialist head of the party?
00:27:52.300 Because if he's the head of the party, then the Democratic Party is really socialist.
00:27:56.900 And if it's socialist, they're not really.
00:27:58.780 You know, it's going to be, you're going to be so tired of that argument.
00:28:02.800 It's going to be forever.
00:28:03.580 Remember, MSNBC, apparently at least two times, people are watching them carefully,
00:28:12.220 brought up the idea that Trump tearing down the ballroom and building a new ballroom
00:28:17.660 might be the reason that Republicans didn't do well in the election.
00:28:23.660 How many of you think that isn't bat-shit crazy?
00:28:27.100 Isn't it a little bat-shit crazy to think that the election results in these three states
00:28:32.600 had anything to do with building a ballroom for the White House?
00:28:39.740 Now, it's possible because just the way the news handled it, like this,
00:28:45.460 this is your sure sign of authoritarian rule.
00:28:49.380 Look at this ballroom.
00:28:51.100 Nobody would build a ballroom like this except Hitler.
00:28:54.920 Hitler is the only one who would build a ballroom.
00:28:59.280 He only had one ball, but he needed room for it.
00:29:02.600 So, that's crazy.
00:29:07.100 I think Lawrence O'Donnell actually suggested that maybe thousands of people voted who would
00:29:13.160 not have voted otherwise, but they were motivated by the ballroom.
00:29:18.380 How dumb are there viewers that they'd be watching this and like, yeah, yeah, probably motivated
00:29:24.100 by that ballroom.
00:29:25.000 I can see that being true.
00:29:27.900 I mean, seriously, how dumb would you have to be to think that that was a motivating factor
00:29:32.440 for the governor of New Jersey?
00:29:34.540 No.
00:29:36.660 All right.
00:29:37.980 I was just desperately looking for anybody who had a different take.
00:29:41.240 You know, anything interesting to say about the election that wasn't what everybody else
00:29:46.540 was saying?
00:29:48.960 The closest we got was Palantir's CEO, Alex Karp, talking about Zoran Mamdani in New York
00:29:55.940 City.
00:29:56.620 And he said this.
00:29:57.920 He said, quote, we're about to probably have a complete disaster.
00:30:01.680 He says he was born in New York.
00:30:03.040 Now, that part's standard.
00:30:05.600 A lot of people are saying that.
00:30:07.880 He said, if you asked, do these things actually work?
00:30:11.660 Now, these things, he's referring to the socialist policies for bringing down expenses, you know,
00:30:18.240 like your free transportation and your subsidized housing and your free food.
00:30:26.320 So Alex Karp is asking, do these things actually work?
00:30:31.960 And everyone's like, of course, I'm not going to vote for that because these things obviously
00:30:39.960 don't work.
00:30:40.640 So of course, you're not going to vote for that because it doesn't work.
00:30:44.220 And he says that instead of asking, does it work?
00:30:48.180 They asked, does it work in theory?
00:30:50.980 Oh, now we've got something interesting.
00:30:53.660 So does that sound right?
00:30:55.940 You've heard me say this a few times.
00:30:57.740 I think you've heard on the five, you've heard Greg Goffel talk about the imaginary problems
00:31:04.080 the Democrats have.
00:31:05.720 The Republicans have real policies, mostly not for health care, but for other things,
00:31:11.680 they have real policies for real problems.
00:31:14.960 And the Democrats have literally imaginary solutions to imaginary problems.
00:31:21.800 And they're actually competing against people with real solutions to real problems.
00:31:26.760 And it's sort of like a tie.
00:31:29.660 But what Alex Karp says, CEO of Palantir, he said, instead they ask, meaning the Democrats,
00:31:38.580 does it work in theory?
00:31:40.840 Yeah, that kind of is what's happening, isn't it?
00:31:43.080 That the Democrats are asking, does it work in theory?
00:31:48.740 In other words, it's imaginary.
00:31:52.340 It's just, it's wild that imaginary problems are just thrown in the mix with the real ones.
00:31:58.860 And then we just treat them like it's like, well, some imaginary, some real, but we'll treat
00:32:03.000 them all the same.
00:32:03.580 And then we'll get real ridiculous by trying to draw some conclusion that this election
00:32:13.100 yesterday tells us something about the midterm results that will happen in 2026.
00:32:19.440 Do you think that this election tells you anything about the midterm?
00:32:25.120 It might have told you that if Trump's not on the ballot, you don't do so well if you're
00:32:30.460 Republican, but you do that.
00:32:33.580 So it didn't really tell you that.
00:32:34.740 You knew that.
00:32:36.900 But what did it tell us?
00:32:39.120 I mean, to me, it seemed like the election was sort of generic and it was entirely about
00:32:43.360 which candidate people liked better.
00:32:45.520 And it wasn't much more than that.
00:32:48.420 Anyway.
00:32:51.480 The Wall Street Journal says that if Democrats can convince voters that they're a better
00:32:58.100 bet for the economy, the GOP is in trouble.
00:33:01.440 To which I say, what kind of an opinion is that?
00:33:06.160 So that's a Wall Street Journal opinion.
00:33:10.060 Which one of you could not have written that opinion?
00:33:13.500 I've got an idea.
00:33:15.040 All right.
00:33:15.580 Now, hear me out.
00:33:16.580 If we do a really good job and make people richer, hold on, hold on, I'm piecing this
00:33:23.900 together.
00:33:24.760 If we make them richer, they would like us less.
00:33:29.000 No, not less.
00:33:29.840 Not less.
00:33:30.940 No, they would like us more.
00:33:32.880 And if they liked us more, trying to think how that would turn out for us if we ran for
00:33:37.900 an election, if they like us more, they're far less likely to vote.
00:33:41.720 No, more likely.
00:33:42.640 They're more likely to vote for us.
00:33:44.240 That's right.
00:33:45.120 If they like us more and we make money and they make money for us, we'll like them more.
00:33:51.300 These opinions are ridiculous.
00:33:53.720 These are literally just common sense wrapped up like somebody came up with the idea.
00:33:58.420 The first time anybody came up with the idea that giving people money would make them want
00:34:03.580 to vote for you.
00:34:05.580 Yeah, it does.
00:34:09.700 Has the government opened up yet?
00:34:12.440 I heard some rumors yesterday, but no confirmation, that the dirty Democrats were planning to open
00:34:19.080 up the government once the election was over because they wanted to use it as an issue,
00:34:23.500 but they didn't want it to go beyond that.
00:34:25.660 So, government's not open, right?
00:34:31.020 At least not the full government.
00:34:34.660 Yeah, all right.
00:34:35.100 So, that didn't happen.
00:34:36.300 But we'll keep an eye on that.
00:34:37.520 I do think it is possible that the Democrats will say, you know, it's about time we opened
00:34:44.300 up this government.
00:34:45.680 So, that might happen.
00:34:48.540 Trump is still threatening that he might want to nuke the filibuster rule.
00:34:55.280 So, that they can get things done with 50, well, a bare majority instead of the 60 votes
00:35:00.660 that it takes to break a filibuster.
00:35:05.920 So, we'll see if he does that.
00:35:08.100 You know, I told you I was, I'm not really a big fan of breaking the filibuster, except
00:35:13.560 in this exact situation where the other team is just not even pretending to be helpful.
00:35:22.200 If you're not even pretending, you know, to be part of a government that's trying to work
00:35:27.100 for the people, then yeah, just nuke the whole thing, you know.
00:35:30.400 And will that cause problems down the road?
00:35:33.500 Yeah.
00:35:34.780 But will they be worse than not having a government, which is what our current situation is, or
00:35:39.860 running up the debt to ruinous levels?
00:35:42.600 Yeah.
00:35:43.520 I mean, it all sounds bad, but could it be worse?
00:35:47.920 Well, let's talk about some other countries.
00:35:52.020 Apparently, according to News Nation, the U.S. submitted some plans to the U.N. about an
00:35:58.720 idea for a security council for Gaza, security council.
00:36:03.080 So, basically, that would be boots on the ground, ideally not American boots.
00:36:08.360 That would be the peace plan guarantors for Gaza.
00:36:13.980 What do you think happened?
00:36:14.960 And do you think everybody loved it, and then we're all set?
00:36:19.240 No, no, I don't think so.
00:36:21.700 So, we don't know where that's going, but there's going to be a whole bunch of, how about
00:36:25.660 this, how about that?
00:36:28.040 I would say that so far, the Gaza ceasefire, as Trump says, I think I would call it holding.
00:36:36.560 You know, even though every day there's some report of somebody who broke the ceasefire,
00:36:41.500 that's so normal with one, you know, situation like this, that that's a lot closer to not
00:36:47.560 breaking the ceasefire, even though technically it's being broken.
00:36:51.520 It just isn't big enough that it would derail anything.
00:36:56.260 Anyway.
00:36:56.780 Speaking of Venezuela, which we weren't, oh, by the way, we got these seven bodies of the dead
00:37:08.100 hostages that are American have been returned.
00:37:10.980 So, there's still some dead bodies of hostages from other countries that have yet to be returned.
00:37:17.860 But the American ones have.
00:37:19.260 So, that's not nothing.
00:37:23.040 Apparently, we're, the U.S. is putting a whole bunch of firepower around Venezuela.
00:37:30.060 So, we're sending our, what is it, our biggest, biggest warships.
00:37:35.480 So, the U.S. S. Gerald Ford is, they say, steaming toward the region.
00:37:42.200 Steaming?
00:37:43.480 Are we sending a steamboat into a war zone?
00:37:46.020 No, it's not steaming.
00:37:48.780 How about it's motoring very hard?
00:37:52.160 It's nuclear, nuclear engine.
00:37:54.920 It's not a steam engine.
00:37:56.700 Anyway.
00:37:58.660 And I guess we've got some other big warships over there, making it look like we're,
00:38:03.600 it's starting to look like we're converting from a defensive kind of catch-a-few-cartel people
00:38:09.940 to something that looks more like a total offensive force, is what it looks like.
00:38:16.020 So, that would suggest that we're getting ready for some kind of on-the-ground action,
00:38:21.940 or at least shooting some artillery, or sending some drones.
00:38:25.760 But it looks like we're getting real serious about Venezuela.
00:38:30.240 Or, is this part of Trump's usual strategy, where he makes them think,
00:38:35.780 oh, I'm definitely going to attack your country?
00:38:38.600 Unless, you know, unless we can work out a deal.
00:38:41.380 Well, I mean, I'm not 100% committed to it, but I wouldn't say I'm not.
00:38:46.360 I won't say I am, but I'm not saying I'm not.
00:38:50.080 So, this is his usual way of negotiating.
00:38:53.500 He's creating an asset that he can trade away.
00:38:57.720 And the asset is, do you really want all of our warships surrounding your country,
00:39:02.000 and you don't know if we're going to unleash them at any minute?
00:39:05.120 Is that what you want?
00:39:05.900 Because we can give you that.
00:39:09.260 But it would be better if he negotiated.
00:39:11.520 But we can give you that.
00:39:14.600 Anyway, I guess we took out some more drug boats.
00:39:17.360 It's the 16th.
00:39:19.880 There's a lot of them.
00:39:21.980 Second strike in two days.
00:39:24.420 No American has yet been injured or killed in these attacks,
00:39:28.360 because we're doing it from the air.
00:39:29.440 But my take on this is, it's a good thing we started now,
00:39:35.200 before the cartels got air superiority.
00:39:39.660 Because, you know, that was always a possibility.
00:39:43.100 If the cartels had concentrated on developing, let's say,
00:39:47.320 whatever drone facilities they need to do what they're doing,
00:39:50.520 they might have also developed some defensive weapons that were drones.
00:39:56.300 So you don't want to get to a point where the bad guys have so much time
00:40:01.220 that they've developed their own air force.
00:40:03.960 And that's exactly what was happening.
00:40:05.840 The cartels were developing their own air force, mostly drones.
00:40:10.600 Or maybe all drones, I don't know.
00:40:12.660 But at some point, the U.S. had to send in the military
00:40:18.500 because the cartels were just becoming their own military.
00:40:22.580 You can't let that happen forever.
00:40:26.300 So, of course, we're going to get tough with Mexico.
00:40:32.160 Eric Trump's having some fun.
00:40:34.500 He was on the Pod Force One podcast,
00:40:37.700 and he refused to rule out his father running for a third term.
00:40:42.860 Now, that is so Trumpy, in a good way.
00:40:46.660 It's Trumpish in the best possible way.
00:40:50.440 I'm sure Eric and Don Jr. and the whole family,
00:40:54.520 they certainly know that if they leave that option,
00:40:58.540 like maybe it's a possibility,
00:41:00.120 even though Trump himself has said there's no path for that.
00:41:03.920 But if they leave it open, they know it's a news cycle,
00:41:07.440 and it makes it look like he's so popular
00:41:10.400 that maybe a third term makes sense.
00:41:12.420 And it's funny.
00:41:15.240 So I like it when he keeps the option open.
00:41:17.800 It just makes me laugh every time I see it.
00:41:22.320 Anyway, apparently Google just announced
00:41:25.320 that they're going to build data centers in space.
00:41:30.440 And they're going to launch something in 2027
00:41:33.400 to get them closer to that.
00:41:34.700 So apparently there's some advantages
00:41:39.840 of temperature and atmosphere and all that.
00:41:43.380 So it would be way cheaper if they can pull it off
00:41:47.320 and way better.
00:41:51.580 So that's happening.
00:41:52.500 But at the same time that Google is looking
00:41:54.380 at data centers in space,
00:41:57.900 the moon is being looked at
00:42:01.380 as also a perfect place for a data center.
00:42:03.420 I guess the dark side of the moon
00:42:05.400 is super cold, and that's good.
00:42:08.700 And there's some crater there
00:42:09.960 that's super extra cold, and that's good.
00:42:13.640 So there's actually some thought
00:42:15.840 about using the moon as our data centers
00:42:20.220 because it's so cold.
00:42:22.520 Okay, that's cool.
00:42:23.980 So we're going to use the moon,
00:42:25.140 we're going to use space,
00:42:26.140 and all of it's because we're trying to get to Mars.
00:42:29.920 So maybe, maybe.
00:42:33.420 Anyway, so here's a surprise.
00:42:36.440 Do you remember when Trump had first nominated
00:42:39.820 Elon Musk's, I don't know if he's a friend
00:42:43.240 or somebody that he just likes,
00:42:46.040 but his name was Jared Isaacman.
00:42:52.300 And he got nominated and accepted,
00:42:55.340 but then I guess somebody told Trump
00:42:58.140 that he was a long-term Democrat.
00:43:03.160 Now, I don't know if there were other reasons,
00:43:05.980 but he was basically terminated
00:43:08.100 for being the head of the space program
00:43:10.780 while being a Democrat.
00:43:12.500 Trump wasn't cool with that.
00:43:14.200 There might have been more of the story,
00:43:15.680 but that's the part the news reported, right?
00:43:17.760 I don't know if there's more.
00:43:19.160 But of course, Elon didn't like that
00:43:21.100 because he thought he was a good pick to run it.
00:43:23.880 In the short term, Sean Duffy's been running it,
00:43:27.260 and Elon pretty much took him out of the game
00:43:30.120 by suggesting that he had a two-digit IQ,
00:43:37.380 and that he actually said that,
00:43:39.600 and that you should have somebody
00:43:41.340 with a three-digit IQ running NASA.
00:43:44.640 And apparently that was enough
00:43:46.260 with whatever else was happening behind the scenes
00:43:48.940 for Trump to actually hire this guy.
00:43:53.600 So it looks like he's actually going to be
00:43:55.560 in that job that originally they wanted him to be in.
00:44:00.060 Now, here's the thing.
00:44:02.600 It wouldn't be the first time
00:44:04.220 that somebody who is a registered Democrat
00:44:07.260 decided, you know, in this particular situation,
00:44:10.780 I can work with President Trump
00:44:12.540 totally effectively, right?
00:44:14.940 Everybody from RFK Jr.
00:44:17.740 to Elon Musk to me.
00:44:21.100 You know, a lot of registered Democrats
00:44:22.600 who said, yeah, I can be a registered Democrat
00:44:24.960 and work with Trump on all these things I agree with.
00:44:29.480 So it could be it was just that.
00:44:31.800 Maybe it was just getting some extra comfort with him.
00:44:35.640 Maybe Elon had made some extra guarantees
00:44:39.400 that he'd make sure it worked.
00:44:41.280 I don't know.
00:44:41.720 But I do like the fact that it was reversed
00:44:44.120 because whenever I see my government,
00:44:47.680 especially the Trump administration,
00:44:49.340 whenever I see them act quickly
00:44:52.220 and then sometimes it's too quickly,
00:44:55.020 never bothers me
00:44:56.120 because action tends to be the thing
00:45:00.020 that's more determinant of success than non-action.
00:45:03.700 So I like the fact that they might act faster
00:45:06.440 than they're ready to act,
00:45:08.280 at least for personnel stuff.
00:45:09.760 You know, we're not talking about war.
00:45:10.880 War would be a different standard.
00:45:13.620 But then when you find out
00:45:15.360 that maybe you made a mistake,
00:45:17.220 I love the fact that they just correct it,
00:45:20.000 if that's what's happening.
00:45:21.420 Right?
00:45:21.780 I'm not close enough to this story.
00:45:23.640 But if what's happening is what it looks like,
00:45:27.920 which is the administration maybe acted too fast
00:45:31.200 or went too far,
00:45:32.240 and then they're just correcting it,
00:45:34.280 that's terrific.
00:45:35.480 Do more of that.
00:45:36.260 I always judge people by the correction,
00:45:40.240 not by whatever you thought was a mistake.
00:45:42.600 It's just a better standard.
00:45:46.520 You know, I keep telling you
00:45:48.040 that big companies are going to pretend
00:45:50.120 that AI is the reason they're downsizing,
00:45:52.420 but the real reason is their business
00:45:53.940 isn't doing as well as they thought.
00:45:55.240 Well, there's a name for it now.
00:45:58.780 CNBC.
00:46:00.540 It's got three authors here,
00:46:02.300 Von Rouge, Palmer, and Holland.
00:46:04.360 They call it AI washing.
00:46:07.100 So that's where you blame AI
00:46:08.900 for your downsizing,
00:46:10.560 but it's not really AI doing it.
00:46:13.620 So that's a real thing.
00:46:16.180 And apparently the big companies
00:46:18.840 have cut like 60,000 jobs this year.
00:46:22.220 And since there's no Bureau of Labor Statistics
00:46:24.860 at the moment,
00:46:26.840 well, there's no statistics,
00:46:28.500 but the Bureau is there.
00:46:31.900 We don't know what's going on, really.
00:46:34.060 So we're flying a little bit blind.
00:46:35.780 But it does not look like AI is causing layoffs.
00:46:43.220 It looks like that's being faked a little bit.
00:46:47.440 The Philadelphia Art Museum director got fired
00:46:50.280 for focusing too much on DEI.
00:46:54.600 Is that the first time we've ever heard of that,
00:46:57.100 that somebody got fired
00:46:58.080 for spending too much time on DEI?
00:47:01.540 I know it's worked the other way.
00:47:03.820 You know, you get fired if you're not DEI enough.
00:47:07.280 But times they are a-changing.
00:47:09.020 So this is in the post-millennial.
00:47:12.080 Hannah Nightingale is writing about it
00:47:13.720 if you want to see more.
00:47:15.740 But apparently she is just a little too DEI.
00:47:21.280 Amazon has now sent a legal threat to perplexity.
00:47:26.920 Wait a minute, how does that work?
00:47:29.420 Bezos owns a lot of Amazon,
00:47:31.760 but also a lot of perplexity.
00:47:33.820 So two of Bezos' entities,
00:47:36.000 one is making legal threats against the other?
00:47:40.080 Okay.
00:47:41.160 No reason they can't.
00:47:43.040 TechCrunch is writing about this.
00:47:45.140 Anyway, the problem is that perplexity
00:47:46.800 is using an agentic browser.
00:47:50.980 So now instead of just being an app,
00:47:54.320 which is what perplexity started as just an app,
00:47:58.180 they're also a browser separately.
00:48:01.140 And their browser apparently is going in
00:48:05.440 and monkeying around with Amazon's content,
00:48:08.420 and Amazon doesn't like that.
00:48:09.780 When I say monkeying,
00:48:10.620 I mean just looking at it and not changing it.
00:48:12.540 And PJ Media is writing, Matt Bergoglis,
00:48:18.380 that Judge Boesberg, do you remember Boesberg?
00:48:23.900 He was one of those judges that was law-faring Trump,
00:48:27.140 say many of us.
00:48:29.060 Well, Representative Brandon Gill,
00:48:31.300 Republican of Texas,
00:48:32.300 is going to formally introduce articles of impeachment
00:48:35.560 for that guy.
00:48:37.100 And the basis for that would be
00:48:40.240 he was sort of an accomplice
00:48:42.820 in the egregious Arctic Frost scandal.
00:48:48.580 You know, we're holding him accountable
00:48:50.180 for his high crimes and misdemeanors,
00:48:52.420 which I don't know exactly what they are.
00:48:54.440 But Boesberg is in the hot chair now.
00:49:01.240 How many of you knew
00:49:02.480 that one of the biggest problems in the world
00:49:04.740 for the past,
00:49:06.620 sorry, I'm a little bit of pain,
00:49:08.940 for the past year or so,
00:49:09.980 that one of the biggest,
00:49:10.840 actually longer than that,
00:49:12.300 one of the biggest problems in the world
00:49:13.860 was a pending lack of fertilizer.
00:49:19.040 Apparently, you know,
00:49:20.460 you need a certain kind of fertilizer
00:49:21.900 to get a certain outcome.
00:49:23.060 And we were running out
00:49:24.980 and didn't have really a way
00:49:26.780 to get more easily.
00:49:28.960 Well, there's a new technology,
00:49:30.600 a pulsed electrolysis
00:49:32.160 that can grab your nitrogen
00:49:34.520 right from the air.
00:49:35.920 No, not all of it,
00:49:37.660 you silly gooses.
00:49:43.700 It could get some of it.
00:49:45.960 So, in other words,
00:49:46.740 there's a new technology
00:49:48.320 that can harvest nitrogen from the air
00:49:50.900 and turn it into sustainable
00:49:52.860 fertilizer.
00:49:55.440 And they do say
00:49:56.600 the excess nitrogen.
00:49:58.960 They're not going to suck
00:49:59.920 all of the minerals
00:50:01.180 or whatever it is in the air
00:50:02.200 so that you die.
00:50:03.560 They're going to get the extra.
00:50:05.020 That's what they say.
00:50:07.060 Of course, if it makes money,
00:50:08.200 they're going to get it all
00:50:08.880 and then you'll die.
00:50:11.700 All right, ladies and gentlemen,
00:50:13.900 let's check our time.
00:50:15.380 It's $7.50.
00:50:19.120 You probably don't know
00:50:20.780 because I was talking
00:50:22.700 to the local subscribers
00:50:24.360 before the rest of you got in here.
00:50:26.660 But, so yesterday,
00:50:28.880 I got my Pluvicto,
00:50:31.120 which is the cancer meds.
00:50:33.980 There's a sort of a process
00:50:36.720 that you have to go through to get.
00:50:38.120 And now I've succeeded
00:50:39.940 in, you know,
00:50:41.020 getting into the right process
00:50:42.140 and getting that done.
00:50:43.300 Now, there's five more sessions
00:50:46.440 I have to do.
00:50:47.700 So, what I did is
00:50:48.780 the first of what will be
00:50:50.300 six IVs
00:50:53.960 that will be over
00:50:55.640 the next several months.
00:50:56.620 and they're about
00:50:59.260 six weeks apart.
00:51:01.700 So, that's happening.
00:51:02.800 But at the same time,
00:51:03.700 I'm doing the BioShield,
00:51:05.840 which will be two passes, basically.
00:51:10.500 And that separately
00:51:12.060 is designed to boost
00:51:13.900 my specific immunity
00:51:15.900 to the specific cancer.
00:51:18.060 So, one attacks the tumors.
00:51:20.000 That's the Pluvicto.
00:51:22.300 Pluvicto, yeah.
00:51:23.360 So, one attacks the tumors,
00:51:25.380 but does it really specifically
00:51:26.880 because it can identify them,
00:51:29.400 you know,
00:51:29.680 right to the edge of the tumor.
00:51:31.300 So, one will get rid of the tumors
00:51:32.800 if it works,
00:51:33.840 one in three chance.
00:51:35.080 And then the other one
00:51:36.140 would be sort of
00:51:37.560 getting your body
00:51:38.660 tuned up
00:51:39.740 to get rid of whatever's left.
00:51:41.940 Or if the Pluvicto
00:51:43.120 doesn't work at all,
00:51:44.780 the other thing
00:51:45.620 potentially could get rid
00:51:46.900 of it all too.
00:51:48.720 But it'd be better
00:51:49.540 if you had two things
00:51:50.300 working against the cancer.
00:51:52.080 Now,
00:51:54.740 some people said
00:51:56.440 some people said
00:52:00.260 I was getting
00:52:00.660 special attention
00:52:01.520 and certainly
00:52:03.380 in some sense
00:52:04.060 that's true.
00:52:05.480 But you have to also
00:52:07.060 put it in context.
00:52:08.840 I'm the guy
00:52:09.760 who if this works,
00:52:11.120 I'm going to make sure
00:52:11.800 other people know
00:52:12.460 this works.
00:52:13.740 If it all works out.
00:52:15.000 I don't know
00:52:15.740 which way it's going to go.
00:52:17.180 So, I don't know
00:52:17.840 that it'll work.
00:52:19.120 You know,
00:52:19.280 there's still maybe
00:52:19.820 a one in three chance
00:52:21.760 it gets worse.
00:52:23.280 But if it works,
00:52:25.080 I'm going to make damn sure
00:52:26.120 that everybody
00:52:27.460 of every income
00:52:28.380 in the United States
00:52:29.280 at least knows
00:52:30.580 this exists
00:52:31.520 and that it can get
00:52:34.300 on their menu too.
00:52:36.060 So, I'm on your side.
00:52:38.260 If I get there first,
00:52:40.420 I'll definitely be
00:52:41.560 hanging around
00:52:42.060 to reach down
00:52:42.740 and pull the rest of you up
00:52:44.720 because that's just
00:52:45.860 how I roll.
00:52:46.400 So, don't hate me
00:52:49.080 if I get there first.
00:52:50.660 I'll help you.
00:52:52.520 That's the idea.
00:52:54.300 The idea is
00:52:54.840 if I get there first,
00:52:55.700 I'm going to help you
00:52:56.300 get there too.
00:52:57.540 And you'll be
00:52:58.220 a lot smarter about it.
00:53:00.420 Okay?
00:53:01.300 But, this is a long way
00:53:02.780 of telling you
00:53:03.400 that when I got
00:53:05.180 the procedure,
00:53:06.320 they do warn you
00:53:07.240 about the side effects,
00:53:08.140 of course.
00:53:09.320 And you know how
00:53:10.260 every medical procedure
00:53:12.300 they say,
00:53:13.460 you know,
00:53:13.700 you're going to be fatigued.
00:53:16.400 Like, everyone.
00:53:17.960 It doesn't matter
00:53:18.700 what it is.
00:53:19.560 But in the cancer world,
00:53:21.020 it's probably more.
00:53:22.220 You're going to be fatigued.
00:53:23.380 Now, obviously,
00:53:24.460 I don't know
00:53:25.380 how many times
00:53:26.180 I've had to take
00:53:27.120 some drug
00:53:27.680 that was going
00:53:28.120 to make me fatigued.
00:53:29.580 And, you know,
00:53:30.240 you just get through it.
00:53:31.080 It's no big deal.
00:53:32.080 But the level of fatigue
00:53:33.600 that I felt yesterday
00:53:34.720 and I'm feeling
00:53:35.940 actually right now
00:53:37.280 as I'm sitting here,
00:53:38.260 I've never felt this before.
00:53:41.600 Whatever this is,
00:53:43.420 this is a whole
00:53:44.180 new level of fatigue.
00:53:45.380 So this morning
00:53:47.520 when I was preparing
00:53:48.160 for the show,
00:53:48.760 I literally fell asleep
00:53:49.940 while typing.
00:53:53.040 Probably,
00:53:53.820 I don't know,
00:53:55.060 I don't even know
00:53:55.760 how many times.
00:53:56.520 Maybe a dozen times,
00:53:57.720 maybe 20.
00:54:00.780 So this is different.
00:54:02.700 This is really different.
00:54:04.560 But I'll get through it
00:54:05.780 one way or the other.
00:54:07.420 I still got all
00:54:08.180 of my work done yesterday.
00:54:09.140 I met all of my
00:54:11.180 deadlines yesterday
00:54:12.060 while completely
00:54:14.140 medically lobotomized.
00:54:16.800 I'm pretty determined
00:54:19.060 when there's a deadline
00:54:21.580 involved.
00:54:22.520 I'm pretty determined.
00:54:24.880 All right.
00:54:26.000 So, ladies and gentlemen,
00:54:28.660 I had a nice pre-show
00:54:31.600 with the locals people,
00:54:32.880 but I'm going to say
00:54:33.860 hi to them just again.
00:54:36.240 And I feel like
00:54:38.000 I'm in like
00:54:38.440 a little dream world
00:54:39.260 right now.
00:54:40.600 It's kind of good.
00:54:42.200 All right.
00:54:42.800 Everybody,
00:54:43.320 I'll see you tomorrow
00:54:44.180 except for the locals people.
00:54:45.500 I'll see you right now
00:54:46.620 if I can make that work.
00:54:50.500 Why does that not work?
00:54:54.460 There we go.
00:54:57.920 Supporters only.
00:54:59.120 Update stream.
00:54:59.840 Stream.
00:55:06.040 Tell us.
00:55:28.440 Bye.
00:55:30.540 Bye.
00:55:32.580 Bye.
00:55:33.880 Bye.
00:55:34.880 Hi.
00:55:35.200 Bye.
00:55:35.480 Thank you.
00:56:05.480 Thank you.
00:56:35.480 Thank you.
00:57:05.480 Thank you.