Real Coffee with Scott Adams - November 14, 2025


Episode 3018 CWSA 11⧸14⧸25


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 15 minutes

Words per Minute

147.42093

Word Count

11,192

Sentence Count

4

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

17


Summary

In this episode of Coffee with Scott Adams, we talk about how to reframe your life around the idea that life is short, and how you can reframe it so you can be more motivated to do the things you know you should do.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 buddy come on in grab a seat there's room up front uh we won't mention your stocks today
00:00:12.400 not a good day for the stock market but on the other hand
00:00:15.360 it always goes up and down no big deal right all right let's see i believe i needed this
00:00:23.040 everybody stream on in here you don't want to miss the good stuff
00:00:35.120 good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization it's called
00:00:39.200 coffee with scott adams and you've never had a better time but if you'd like to experiment
00:00:45.360 trying to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their
00:00:49.760 tiny shiny human brains all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass of tanker chalice
00:00:57.040 and a canteen jugger flask a vessel of any kind all right how many would like me to say that again
00:01:04.320 but in old timey voice old timey voice okay same thing but old timey voice
00:01:11.840 yeah there's a cup and a mug and a glass and uh there's a tanker chalice stand we had a canteen
00:01:16.560 joker flask or a vessel of any kind he'd fill it with your favorite liquid i like coffee join me
00:01:22.720 now for the unfair low pleasure of the dopamine of the day thing that makes everything better it's called
00:01:29.040 the simultaneous sip from the 40s and it happens now
00:01:37.440 did you ever wonder why everybody talked like that
00:01:39.440 that i've never figured that out like did they all get together and say hey bomb the way you're
00:01:46.960 talking that's very cool i think i'll copy it now i don't know if you can it's just the way i talk
00:01:52.720 just watch me see i'm doing it too and then you know somebody else hears them like what are you guys
00:01:59.040 doing you talking old timey how do you know it's old timey it's still the present day i know i just feel
00:02:04.800 it will be old timey someday next thing you know everybody's talking that that's how it happens
00:02:11.200 all right you're wondering where's your refrain for the day that will change your life make everything
00:02:19.200 better better i just happen to have one for you it's all queued up
00:02:27.360 um do you ever have a situation where there's something you know you need to do
00:02:31.040 but you can't get yourself motivated to do it because it's hard or it's unpleasant or it's going
00:02:38.240 to hurt everybody right so we all have these procrastination situations not because we're
00:02:46.480 procrastinators per se but because the thing is just sort of unpleasant so you could just keep putting
00:02:52.800 it off but you know you have to do it you know like a dental appointment or something you know you have
00:02:58.720 to do it so here's the reframe instead of i'm afraid to do the thing i know i should do it's
00:03:04.640 usually fear that keeps you from doing it instead of that you say life is short now you might say to
00:03:10.880 me scott that doesn't really seem to line up with the original frame it is that really the answer to
00:03:18.960 i'm afraid to do the things i know i should do is the answer that life is short and the answer is yes
00:03:25.600 yes because once you set your brain to the idea that you don't have infinite time then everything
00:03:33.280 seems more important including that thing you have to do so as long as you say life is short
00:03:40.720 and then you just sort of think that way for a moment watch how easy it is to do unpleasant things
00:03:47.200 because you'll think you know what life is short it's also easier to do pleasant things when you say
00:03:52.720 life is short but you'll be surprised how unpleasant things become easy when you think in those terms
00:03:59.840 that's your reframe for the day that one you're gonna have to try because logic will not tell you
00:04:04.880 that that works and i've told you before that reframes are special in the sense that they don't have to
00:04:11.600 make sense i don't know how many things would fall into that category but it's a unique category the
00:04:18.240 the reframe doesn't have to be logical or factual it just has to work and if putting yourself in
00:04:25.360 that frame of mind that life is short if it works well you just do it that's that's the whole that's
00:04:32.960 the whole idea now some of you want to catch up on the saga of carl the fly if you were here yesterday
00:04:39.920 you know that carl the fly was a very plucky and determined fly and he decided that for my entire
00:04:46.720 show he would have some place to sit on my body to give me the most unpleasant morning you've ever had
00:04:54.240 that involved a fly and so i promised you that i would hunt that fly to the end of the earth and so
00:05:02.880 after the show was over i made many attempts to take out carl but damn carl is good carl is my
00:05:11.680 maybe the smartest and strongest fly i've ever i've ever had the pleasure to have known so i tried
00:05:18.240 slapping him and several times of course i thought i got him you know how you do that really good slap
00:05:23.520 you're like oh i don't see the body i don't see the corpse but there's no way no way carl could have
00:05:30.800 gotten away and then carl flies by you're like oh damn it damn it so finally after much work i killed
00:05:40.160 carl i killed carl i trapped him in a space it's a long story but i got him and uh i i happily told my
00:05:50.880 caretaker it's like got him i got carl finally how long did it take before the real carl showed up
00:05:58.720 and i learned that carl not only is strong and smart and plucky but he had a body double he had a
00:06:06.640 body double i did not see that coming i was ever smarted by the fly so i did what anyone would do
00:06:14.800 if they were ukrainian i immediately asked the united states for some military assistance and as luck
00:06:22.400 would have it i got a salt gun that literally shoots grains of salt at flies and i um i deputized
00:06:31.520 my caretaker to uh operate the weapon and uh she did a little safari inside my man cave here there were
00:06:40.880 a few misses but once she got him down oh man it was brutal she got him on the ground and she just
00:06:47.840 started blasting his little body and even that wouldn't kill him i swear he had he had some
00:06:53.840 kind of a flak jacket on or something i've just never seen a fly that tough but in the end he did
00:07:01.680 fall to our superior military power i did have to use a drone with a with a gps anyway carl the fly
00:07:12.080 we loved him but he had to go speaking of horrible little disgusting things
00:07:20.960 oh this could go the wrong direction if i say the next thing i was going to say
00:07:24.880 uh back that up because it's going to sound like i'm talking about the person not the thing
00:07:31.760 i'm talking about a thing not a person uh palmer lucky who's awesome by the way i like palmer lucky
00:07:39.920 uh he said in a podcast recently he said quote i flirt with the idea that smart tvs should be illegal
00:07:47.680 i hate them so much what's funny about that is that just yesterday i was talking about throwing away
00:07:54.000 my television because not a single time have i been able to make it work why it's a smart tv
00:08:01.760 and uh my current setup in my house is using apple tvs uh individually for each tv which is a really
00:08:10.960 good system but if you try to put your apple tv on your smart tv you don't know what the f is going
00:08:18.320 to happen i mean just all kinds of things start showing up and advertisements and you don't even
00:08:23.840 know what mode it's in you can't tell the you can't tell the business model they're using you just
00:08:29.200 totally lost and every time it happened i would use up all the time i had for watching tv with trying
00:08:37.680 to make the tv work and my my reasoning was very simple if i can get this to work that's just once
00:08:44.640 i have to do that and then after that i'll happily be watching tv nope not with this smart tv no it
00:08:51.280 now smarted me like carl the fly it uh it would act differently it would throw me things it would
00:08:58.160 sometimes work and sometimes not sometimes you have to reboot sometimes you it seemed like there
00:09:04.000 were two different ways or three different ways to get the apple tv and so yesterday i was literally in
00:09:11.040 my living room talking to somebody and said you know i just want to throw that away because not once and
00:09:17.920 this is by the way this is the tv in my living room so it's one of the ones you would use if it worked
00:09:25.360 and now it's been i don't know how many years maybe five years it's probably been five years and
00:09:30.400 i've not watched a single show on that tv because i can't but you don't want to throw away a tv right
00:09:37.120 like your brain can't really wrap its head around that like i'm not going to throw away a tv
00:09:43.280 yes i am i'm going to throw away the tv and if anybody wants a smart tv come and get it no don't
00:09:50.480 don't do that don't come to my house for my tv because somebody will get here first and then you'll
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00:10:55.120 play responsibly well you know that uh wikipedia has a competitor grok grokipedia turns out that was a
00:11:04.480 temporary name elon says that once grokipedia his version of wikipedia once it becomes what he calls good enough
00:11:14.640 uh he's going to rebrand it to encyclopedia galactica
00:11:20.480 i i can't even tell you how much i love that
00:11:24.320 isn't can somebody give me a fact check on this
00:11:27.440 isn't elon musk supposed to be not good at this you know meaning he's on the spectrum
00:11:35.920 how can he be good at this too this meaning coming up with clever names for stuff that are that are
00:11:41.920 catchy that's a really good name am i wrong or do you do you see it as soon as you see the names you
00:11:50.880 say oh whoa that's a pretty good name and that's very rare if you look at all the times that anybody
00:11:56.960 has renamed anything in any domain usually you're ambivalent or you're like i don't like it but this
00:12:04.800 is just a dead cold winter did he come up with that or did he was he smart enough to recognize how good it
00:12:11.200 was you know it's weird every time elon does something that's clearly shows he has a very advanced
00:12:17.920 sense of humor isn't that exactly what you're not supposed to have like the whole point of being
00:12:24.320 on the spectrum is you get maybe in some cases certain advantages but there's a trade-off but
00:12:31.360 maybe the trade-off is you know social awareness i don't think he has any problem with social awareness
00:12:37.840 i don't think he has a problem with humor and he certainly he can read the room and come up with a
00:12:44.000 good name of a product and he obviously all of his products have one thing in common
00:12:50.400 that he got the user interface and the user interaction right how do you do that if you're on
00:12:56.000 the spectrum there's something unexplained about him that i find fascinating you know he's not supposed
00:13:06.960 to be good at this too so i guess he is there's a new report from marijuana moment kyle jager or jagger
00:13:16.720 he's writing about it it says that women who use marijuana at a quote high intensity report greater
00:13:22.800 romantic relationship satisfaction but it doesn't work for men so if women do a lot of marijuana intensely
00:13:31.440 they have better romantic relationships
00:13:38.720 but it doesn't work for men uh i mean men are happy with the relationship with the woman
00:13:44.640 but if the man is the one who's intensely doing it how many of you didn't know that
00:13:52.000 just try to imagine this for a second you're uh you're in your 20s i'll just pick a time and you're
00:14:00.560 in a long-term relationship and you come home and your your wife or your significant other is really
00:14:07.920 really high what's your first thought men i'll just i'll just wait on this one what's your first thought
00:14:17.040 men what what what what crosses your mind when you come home and find your woman is really really high
00:14:23.600 that's right i i don't have to do i have to finish this if you come home and you find out that your
00:14:35.360 your wife is really stoned you're thinking sex you're thinking sex are you happier yeah probably
00:14:42.560 is it more likely that you're gonna have some oh yeah definitely definitely all right now let's reverse it
00:14:49.360 uh wife comes home with a girlfriend and uh she's not high but she sees that her her spouse the guy
00:14:59.440 is high as a kite what's her first thought oh damn it he's gonna be playing video games with his
00:15:07.600 buddies all night yeah what you don't think is that oh he's suddenly ready for sex
00:15:15.600 because he's always ready for sex so that that's not even a variable that you need to check
00:15:23.120 but but if he's really high he might not want to go out with you and your friends he might want to
00:15:28.000 stay home and play some video games so there's no way in the world that you didn't all know
00:15:33.360 that if the wife is stoned it might be a good news and if the husband's stoned it might be bad news
00:15:38.800 come on you all knew that
00:15:43.200 even carl the fly knew that
00:15:47.120 all right um here's a story i should have followed more closely but i thought it was about something
00:15:54.240 else so the there's some new legislation about the hemp industry and apparently they made it illegal to
00:16:04.720 have any kind of hemp product that would have any thc in it at all basically
00:16:11.200 uh i thought it was about hemp i didn't realize it would include the active ingredient stuff
00:16:17.920 so of course i'm not in favor of this i'm not even sure if the people who voted for it even
00:16:22.640 understood what they were voting for i really don't um but they're going to ban all hemp derived
00:16:28.800 products containing thc i didn't realize that in the farm bill of 2018 they had legalized hemp
00:16:37.760 and then a whole bunch of farmers said oh we could make some money on this hemp stuff
00:16:42.240 and so they made a bunch of money on the hemp and then i think it was ran paul who was pointing out
00:16:47.840 that uh if you yank it away your government is just screwing with you you know at the very
00:16:53.360 least your government should not make things worse am i right it just shouldn't make things worse but
00:16:59.600 imagine imagine using your legislation to essentially create an entire industry in the ag domain which
00:17:07.280 is hemp then a whole bunch of people say oh i can finally survive because you know the other farming
00:17:13.760 things weren't working out so they start a hemp farm and it works and they make money and they get a
00:17:20.480 few good years of hemp and then the government comes back and says oh by the way it's illegal now
00:17:26.320 are you kidding me are you kidding me i don't even care what the details are of the hemp of why they
00:17:34.400 did it or why they wouldn't want to do it i don't care you cannot be a government and yank farmers around
00:17:41.920 you gotta you gotta settle into something now obviously if there's a problem you want to fix the
00:17:47.280 problem but was this a problem people were complaining about do you remember anybody coming
00:17:53.440 up to you and saying oh my goodness the the legalized hemp is causing me so much trouble no no you don't
00:18:01.280 yank that away from the farmers so if there's one thing i can teach you about economics there are only a
00:18:07.120 few things about economics that are just absolutely you know ironclad rules one of the ironclad rules of
00:18:16.400 at least national economics is you don't mess with stuff unless you have a really good reason
00:18:22.560 you don't check you don't change the taxes even if they're too high unless you have a good reason
00:18:29.200 you don't change the tariffs you don't change anything you don't change anything in the in the
00:18:34.640 economy unless you've got a really really strong reason i don't think they have one to me this looks
00:18:40.960 like a just a mistake so i hope it gets corrected we'll see congress is also going to have some
00:18:48.400 hearings on congressional stock trading you know that congress is the only ones who can do insider
00:18:55.120 trading legally what do you think congress will decide about their own ability to do insider trading and
00:19:02.560 make a lot of money without any risk well any any legal risk for insider trading i feel like this is
00:19:11.280 just for a show do you think there's any chance in the world they're going to ban insider trading but
00:19:18.640 here's what i'd love and i'll bet you'll never see it do you think you're going to see the argument in
00:19:24.160 favor of insider trading how many of you think that somebody's going to stand up in congress somebody
00:19:30.400 elected to be a member of congress and give an argument in favor of insider trading but only for
00:19:37.600 them do you think that's going to happen because that's that's what's being called for right the
00:19:43.920 entire point of having the hearing is that we hear the argument on both sides well the argument against it
00:19:51.520 is moronically simple right i don't even need to repeat it every single person understands the argument
00:19:58.800 against it what exactly is the argument for it now i've actually heard somebody support it i won't
00:20:07.600 i won't mention who but the support was we don't make enough money unless we do this
00:20:13.840 from an actual you know member of the government we don't make enough money to essentially support
00:20:21.280 living here and having a house in our district plus all the other things that don't get reimbursed
00:20:26.880 uh we just don't have a way to survive unless we're doing insider trading legally legally what do you
00:20:35.200 think of that argument i don't think they can say that out loud because it just doesn't sound good even
00:20:43.120 if that's what you're thinking so if you were going to compromise i would offer the following you know
00:20:51.120 that there's at least one entity there might be more by now that are tracking the insider trading of
00:20:56.800 at least nancy pelosi when she was doing it and then they would give you an option of buying what they
00:21:02.480 bought would you be happy if it was way more easy and everybody understood that they too could get the
00:21:11.360 benefit of insider trading by doing a fast follow maybe even automated of the insiders
00:21:22.560 oh andy you're too smart um what do you think of that because there's no way that they're going to
00:21:30.560 get rid of it because it's just too profitable and there's no way that the issue will go away so we'll keep
00:21:37.040 complaining about it if you were going to try to find the middle ground something we could all live
00:21:42.720 with i would be semi okay it's not ideal but i'd be okay if i could just fast follow and say uh 12
00:21:53.600 seconds after your trade goes in mine just follows i put some limit on it so it's not a lot of money
00:22:00.240 but it would just be some fund of money that matches roughly matches what you're doing
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00:22:40.800 can you believe that a soros backed group called indivisible soros backs a lot of groups but that's one
00:22:47.600 of his big ones that we hear about uh indivisible is trying to get rid of chuck schumer new york post is
00:22:54.640 reporting and uh as you know republicans are not a big fan of schumer so how would you like to meet
00:23:02.880 chuck schumer and you can't make either trump or soros happy about what you're doing and they both want
00:23:08.320 to get rid of you actually i don't even know if trump wants to get rid of him trump might be happy having
00:23:14.320 him because he's such a weak weak competitor but uh nobody loves him and but finally uh so the good
00:23:23.680 news is that chuck schumer has found a way to unite us is is there even one topic in the entire country
00:23:31.200 where a severe leftist and i would completely agree like you can imagine this situation right
00:23:39.120 somebody with green hair and all kinds of tattoos and annoying signs walks up to me and says
00:23:46.080 we got to get rid of chuck schumer are you on board and then i look looking like a cpa go yeah i'm on
00:23:54.880 board let's get this done we'll get rid of schumer unifying
00:24:03.920 well trump has uh okayed some oil gas drilling in alaska's a wildlife refuge this is the sort of story
00:24:11.280 i feel i'm underserved on if i told you that uh trump had approved drilling or explanation exploration
00:24:22.720 on this wildlife refuge what's the first question you'd ask and is the answer to that question or
00:24:30.400 even the fact that it's a question in the article what's the number one thing you'd want to know to
00:24:36.240 understand this the number one thing you want to know is what percentage of the total wildlife
00:24:43.760 refuge would be impacted especially if something went wrong let's say worst case scenario something
00:24:50.080 breaks pipeline breaks what percentage of the total area would be destroyed
00:24:59.680 well i don't know the answer to that and i don't even have a guess
00:25:03.120 i don't even have a sense of range it's not 75 percent right if there were a pipeline leak would it
00:25:10.960 destroy 75 percent of the wildlife refuge i doubt it i don't know what the real number is but it's
00:25:16.880 probably not 75 percent would it be 10 percent do you think 10 percent of our invaluable irreplaceable
00:25:26.160 wildlife could be destroyed if worst case i'm saying worst case scenario 10 i don't think so do you have
00:25:34.880 any idea how much land would be 10 i mean that would be a lot so i feel like this is the kind of story
00:25:43.040 that if you don't know that it's a you know postage stamp sized risk if it is by the way if it's not that
00:25:51.680 small a risk somebody fact check me i don't want to mislead you um so if you ask me if i'm in favor
00:25:58.960 of it or not in favor of it how can i decide they have not given me enough information to decide
00:26:06.160 obviously i'm biased toward more energy explanation exploration you know that but i don't know is it one
00:26:13.440 percent ten percent here's a study that feels like it just comes out every year for decades
00:26:21.280 according to the university of victoria testosterone in your body odor is linked to perceptions of social
00:26:27.680 status apparently both men and women can smell your testosterone does that does that make you afraid a
00:26:35.840 little bit that men and women can smell your testosterone it's true we're very sensitive to it
00:26:43.120 in fact when uh carl the fly was fighting me i got a little whiff of his testosterone and i i gotta
00:26:48.720 say i was impressed that little guy he was just packed with testosterone anyway if you're if you're
00:26:56.480 joining the stream late i love how nonsensical that sounded you'll just have to ask somebody else about
00:27:05.440 carl the fly um but it seems to me that for decades the same study has been coming out oh women can
00:27:15.520 smell testosterone again oh women can smell testosterone oh men can smell testosterone i don't know i would
00:27:22.880 keep studying it just ask me i would have told you well zoran mandani he wants to use more social workers
00:27:32.080 for the 911 calls as opposed to the fire department and police and apparently that's been something
00:27:39.280 they've been testing uh prior to mom domi so they've been testing it since 19 i'm sorry 20 since uh 2019
00:27:51.360 20 21 so they've been testing it's called be heard so it's a pilot program now a pilot program that's been
00:27:59.040 running for five years isn't it sort of time to decide whether it worked what do you think did the
00:28:06.480 pilot program work in which they would more likely send you a social worker than a a police or fire
00:28:14.240 department person did that work it's been five years so now they would have a good good sense of
00:28:20.800 whether it works or not well according to uh a political veteran named bill cunningham who once
00:28:29.920 served under michael bloomberg when he was mayor um cunningham says that the program needs quote stronger
00:28:38.400 management oh i think i found the problem but in what world do democrats give strong management to
00:28:47.760 anything in what world no i'm going to argue with him you're you're saying dumb idea so i'm going to
00:28:54.880 surprise you the question of whether replacing the the first responder types with social workers that has
00:29:04.160 not been tested even though it's a pilot program and it's run for five years they haven't tested it
00:29:12.560 why exactly what cunningham is saying is that it needs stronger management if you take a great idea
00:29:19.200 and then you throw terrible management at it or you hire people for it that are your cronies it's not
00:29:24.560 going to work it doesn't matter how good the idea is so we really don't know if this could work
00:29:33.200 is that fair now i realize that with my audience i'm supposed to say mamdami is a communist or at least a
00:29:40.800 socialist and what we should do is get rid of him and every single one of his ideas is bad
00:29:46.640 i really don't think every one of his ideas is bad unless you overlay on it that it will be managed
00:29:53.600 by democrats because i don't think that they hire for merit i think they hire for identity that they
00:30:01.520 kind of say they do right so if you take any good idea in the world any good idea and then you
00:30:08.640 have it run by people who can't make anything work and then it doesn't work do you conclude that the
00:30:16.160 idea was bad that's not really that doesn't follow the only thing you can conclude is that one group of
00:30:23.280 people democrats don't seem to be good at managing anything now you could argue and i wouldn't push
00:30:30.320 back too hard that republicans if they're part of the government also don't do anything well the
00:30:35.920 government never does anything the more money you give to the government the worse it is etc i
00:30:40.640 wouldn't push back on that but there definitely seems to be a difference between democrats just
00:30:47.840 trying to manage anything versus republicans trying to manage anything there does seem to be a difference
00:30:56.560 so here's what i would caution against you know i know you don't want mom dummy to be too successful
00:31:02.480 but why would you throw away the idea that you might have some option for lower cost 9-1-1 responses
00:31:12.640 that would be part of the benefit if you did it right and that it might be more on point
00:31:17.600 because for some of them it's not about the danger it's about the um it's about the specific
00:31:23.120 situation now most of you understood right i think you understood that nobody ever said send the social worker
00:31:32.240 to a domestic violence place where the violence is happening at the moment you all know that right
00:31:39.280 that that's sort of just something somebody says to mock it they're not sending somebody instead of
00:31:45.760 the police to anything dangerous if it's dangerous they would still send the police even under the pilot
00:31:52.160 program so there's no scenario where you send an untrained person into a dangerous situation either either
00:32:00.240 now or with a new program
00:32:08.800 communism wasn't implemented correctly well did i say that here i love it when people have to
00:32:15.200 make up a quote for me and put it in quotes to prove me wrong so somebody just did that trick in the
00:32:21.840 comments so somebody put in quotes as if it's something i did say or would say that communism was
00:32:30.160 great if it had been if it had been implemented correctly did i say that was was there uh some
00:32:37.520 place that i don't remember this morning where i said every idea in the world is a great idea
00:32:42.240 you just have to implement it correctly did somebody hear me say that did i hallucinate that no you
00:32:49.360 fucking idiot every idea is a different idea sometimes they're good ideas sometimes they're
00:32:54.880 bad ideas what do you like do you like to do uh never mind you're not worth it you're just not
00:33:04.000 fucking worth it can we make one agreement there is such thing as good ideas and bad ideas can we get
00:33:14.800 that far can we agree that there's such a thing as good ideas and bad ideas can we further agree
00:33:22.800 that a good idea will never work if you have bad implementation can we agree on that
00:33:28.240 can we also agree that if it's a bad idea a good implementation probably won't save it can we agree
00:33:36.560 on that i'm not saying anything you don't agree with so stop pretending and putting my stop putting my
00:33:43.840 words in fake quotes and acting like i'm a fucking idiot because i agree with you completely
00:33:50.640 right if we're on the same side on this topic calling me dumb about it is kind of calling yourself
00:33:57.360 dumb anyway stocks uh plunged because the market real because the government reopened
00:34:06.960 does that give you any confidence in your government that the minute it reopens the
00:34:11.600 stocks plunge but when it was closed the stocks were resuming the moment that we think the government
00:34:18.320 might do something oh no oh no the government might do something that's so good we don't want our
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00:35:02.960 well according to pj media katherine salgado was writing
00:35:08.640 that uh 500 000 double dippers on the snap program so snap is where people who need help with food
00:35:18.080 could get the government food assistance called snap and there are 500 000 of them that were double
00:35:26.160 dipping meaning that they were getting more than one dose of it and there were 5 000 dead people on the
00:35:33.520 just in 29 states now that's just 29 states so the other states i think didn't allow them to look into it
00:35:40.480 or something but we assume it's at least that much problem or worse um how in the world do we get to
00:35:49.360 this i swear to god um when i drive around i look at the how expensive the houses are uh in some areas
00:36:00.080 not everywhere i think to myself my common sense doesn't understand how this many people could buy this
00:36:07.040 many good houses you ever had that thought and i think to myself is this because of crime if you had
00:36:17.360 a secret way to view your residential neighborhood so somehow you could just put on glasses and you
00:36:23.760 could tell which of the homes were only afforded because of a criminal activity it'd be like more than
00:36:30.480 you think uh how many of them are only affordable because somebody somebody uh had an estate that
00:36:37.920 they inherited well there'll be a few um but what you wouldn't find is a whole bunch of people who got
00:36:45.680 a good job and they could afford a nice house there'd be a lot of that but there's a tremendous amount
00:36:52.000 of wealth in this country that's sketchy and i'm thinking that the sketchy amounts are bigger than the
00:37:00.240 legitimate amounts at this point it feels that way does it not feel that way to you like seriously
00:37:08.640 it looks like people are embezzling from their company or they stole from somebody i can't
00:37:13.440 understand how so many people have so many nice houses given the cost of living in california now i
00:37:19.440 understand why i have a nice house you know i'm a public figure i have a i have a kind of job where
00:37:26.480 you can guess how much i make practically so i understand why i do but why do all the other
00:37:31.840 people have nice houses do they all have amazing jobs well something's going on well here's another
00:37:41.840 evergreen story that just never goes away there's a therapist who says that trump derangement syndrome
00:37:47.600 is real how many times do we have to hear that doesn't everybody know that trump derangement syndrome
00:37:54.080 is real it's about as real as you can get yeah it's very real um let's see joe rogan had a guest
00:38:03.840 gavin de becker who's uh he was a interesting guy um gavin i've had some brief interactions with him
00:38:14.000 and he was very kind very generous um so i like gavin de becker
00:38:18.720 anyway he says that uh we're not hearing enough about what the maha people and rfk jr in particular
00:38:28.080 are succeeding at so he says that there have been some significant wins for rfk jr but the press is
00:38:35.760 kind of downplaying them but let's let's test so he gave some examples uh removing mercury from all
00:38:43.520 vaccines so that's something that rfk jr got done how many of you knew that he got mercury removed from
00:38:53.200 all vaccines now i don't think that there were many left that had it i i think there was a relatively
00:39:00.400 small number of vaccines that still had it but he got rid of them now i don't know if um i don't think
00:39:06.240 there's a counter-argument i guess there's always a counter-argument but um maybe that made a
00:39:13.600 difference i'm no scientist so i don't know for sure but maybe it made a difference he uh stopped a
00:39:20.240 bunch of mrna research projects that didn't look promising that's again a gavin de becker's take he
00:39:27.120 said uh he stopped fluoride in water uh or he's recommending against it i don't know if he stopped
00:39:32.640 it or recommended against it if that made a difference that seems pretty big um and a bunch
00:39:40.400 of things he's doing with food more about the dyes i think um so there's a lot happening there i'm not
00:39:46.960 sure we're totally totally informed but the reason that we don't necessarily hear that uh government good
00:39:55.520 and big pharma and big ag not always so good is that de becker says that something like over 90
00:40:02.480 percent of cable news channels are sponsored by pharma in fact something like 80 something percent is
00:40:10.320 just pfizer all by itself is that true is it true that 80 percent of cable news funding is one company
00:40:20.640 i knew it was big but is it that big wow um
00:40:26.800 um yeah and and i'd also use uh a point to something that oh what's his name the the seven
00:40:38.160 words you can't say on tv who's the famous comedian whose name i'm blanking on i you know yes but anyway
00:40:47.360 he said that you don't have to have a you don't have to have a conspiracy if everybody knows what they're
00:40:53.520 supposed to do and certainly every single member of the cable news world yeah george carlin thank you
00:41:02.480 george carlin is the answer so george carlin pointed out that the bad guys you know the the rich people
00:41:09.600 they don't have to have a meeting to coordinate because they all know what's good for rich guys
00:41:14.480 so they just all do what's good for them and that's good for the other rich guys
00:41:18.320 i think this is one of those cases that you don't have to tell the on-air host what they can and
00:41:24.880 cannot say they know what they can and cannot say so it looks like an invisible crime it's not really
00:41:33.280 a crime but you know invisible bad behavior all right i hate to bring it up but do any of you know what
00:41:45.680 the republican health care plan is anybody what do you think is the quote republican health care plan
00:41:56.160 and can you take the republicans seriously if they don't have one uh you know every now and then
00:42:04.160 some democrat will you know be debating me on whether trump's a good idea or a bad idea
00:42:11.120 and when they get to health care i just go i'm out nope as far as i know republicans are doing
00:42:20.240 basically nothing on health care and it's our you know one of our biggest problems if you argue that
00:42:26.480 health care is a big component of the debt which it probably is um then it's extra bad
00:42:33.600 right so here i had to ask uh grok because i didn't even know what what republicans were sort of pushing
00:42:43.920 here are some of the things that grok says republicans are pushing block grants to states for medicaid
00:42:52.080 okay how is that a plan that's not a plan that's just giving them money to do the thing they're already
00:43:00.640 doing that's not a plan that's nothing well are you supposed to save money by doing that
00:43:07.040 what exactly would be even the point obviously you want to fund health care but is that the good way
00:43:13.840 to do it what's the argument i don't even get that then uh republicans like health savings accounts
00:43:21.600 where you could put money in your own account and it would grow and someday if you had a problem you
00:43:25.760 could use it i don't really think that's an answer that doesn't look like a real it might be a might
00:43:32.480 be an answer on top of a health care plan but it's not a health care plan uh tort reform where it would
00:43:41.680 be harder to sue your doctor you know i would listen to the argument on that i can imagine that tort reform
00:43:49.360 is necessary but is that is that your health care plan tort reform how about uh price transparency at
00:43:59.440 hospitals so republicans want more price transparency haven't we wanted that for 25 years and nothing
00:44:09.680 happens presumably because you know eventually it reaches somebody who makes money by makes money by
00:44:18.720 not telling you the prices of things and you know they have some political connection so they just stop
00:44:24.640 it so it looks to me like the republicans have a grab bag of things that are sort of in that domain
00:44:32.960 but nothing like a plan do you know why republicans don't have a health care plan do you know the reason
00:44:40.560 i know the reason none of you know the reason it's the same same reason the democrats don't have a
00:44:53.040 workable health care plan does that help so the democrats have a plan which is just spend unlimited money
00:45:02.880 on it and you'll be fine that's not really a plan so why is it that neither the left nor the right can
00:45:10.400 even come up with a plan something you would call a plan like they might call it a plan but would you
00:45:16.720 call it a plan if the plan is just oh allocate more money you'll be fine it's not really a plan not much of
00:45:24.880 a plan the answer is this nobody knows how to do it if somebody on the left or somebody in the right
00:45:31.760 had an idea and they could explain it and it made sense and it could save money
00:45:40.160 well then we might have something to talk about right nobody has an idea do you know the only way
00:45:46.480 out of this is if elon musk makes a robot hospital nothing else is going to work let me say it again
00:45:57.200 the one and only way to get a health care plan as far as i can tell if you've got a better idea
00:46:02.880 let me know would be elon musk literally building a robot hospital to test it and then maybe later
00:46:10.800 there'll be robot you know urgent cares and robot general practitioners and stuff like that but there
00:46:17.680 doesn't seem to be a path where human beings are providing health care and everybody can afford it
00:46:26.560 the everybody can afford it part can be solved by the robots the access even if you're in a remote place
00:46:34.480 can be solved by robots your robot can show up in the middle of the night
00:46:38.320 uh do you know how many times i've had a medical problem on a weekend good luck you have to go to
00:46:45.200 the emergency room but wouldn't it be better if your tesla self-driving doctor pulled up to your
00:46:51.840 house at any time of day because they don't have to sleep and uh and if you needed a specialty piece
00:46:58.320 of equipment then the robot would already be on the line and say uh we're gonna need an echocardiogram
00:47:05.040 um here's the address and then suddenly another tesla pulls up and the only thing it's doing is
00:47:11.280 delivering that piece of equipment that will be used then and then return to the return to the
00:47:18.800 to the big bucket in the sky so unless you're thinking of health care so radically
00:47:26.880 that you're completely just redoing it and ripping it out uh the way the way elon approaches something by
00:47:32.960 the way you have you heard uh elon must talk about the biggest problem that engineers make
00:47:39.440 boy does this apply in this case he says the biggest problem the engineers make on any any domain
00:47:45.520 is that they try to optimize something that shouldn't have existed now healthcare should exist
00:47:52.640 but should we be optimizing human healthcare in hospitals you have to ask that question is that the
00:47:59.200 thing we should be optimizing well a little bit because they exist and you don't want them to
00:48:03.440 fall apart and stuff but shouldn't we be looking at something that's completely different built from
00:48:10.080 the bottom up there's only one person i know in the united states who could pull that off and he's kind
00:48:16.160 of busy at the moment um and i don't even know if it'd be profitable so i don't you know you need it to be
00:48:23.920 profitable but i would say that here's what we need we need some way to at least tell a story
00:48:32.960 that we can move from what we have to something like an ai driven robot driven somebody will come
00:48:39.920 to your house um you'll always be you know one call away from some advanced intelligence that knows what you
00:48:48.720 need um so it seems to me that without that level of um you know deep deep re-engineering
00:48:59.920 we don't have a chance we don't have a chance at the very least i would love to hear what let's say
00:49:07.440 mark cuban elon musk uh i'll throw in bill gates i know i know what you think about that um
00:49:14.400 what why are not our smartest people already telling us how to do this is it because they
00:49:22.880 can't figure it out either it might be it might be they can't figure it out either
00:49:29.600 but i would love to see the most aggressive and by the way all this can be tested small
00:49:35.440 so you don't have to turn the entire united states into a different system and hope you got lucky
00:49:40.480 you could say all right we're going to test this in this one county it's not even that populated
00:49:45.920 and we'll do a bunch of things but in another county maybe we'll try a few other things and then in a
00:49:51.440 year we'll look at it i would be happy or if somebody said we don't have any way to reduce the cost today
00:50:01.840 so we're just going to fund it but in five years you're definitely going to have an ai doctor or
00:50:09.200 some people will not everybody and then you you draw your budget such that it goes down because
00:50:16.560 you're getting rid of the people getting rid of the people it's not the goal but you're reducing costs
00:50:22.800 over time by bringing the ai in so i also wonder what percentage of all our health care costs are
00:50:31.760 administrative and bullshit and government regulations and paperwork if it turns out that
00:50:37.840 that's like 40 of the cost and it might be right if you had to guess how much of the health care costs
00:50:45.040 is the paperwork and bullshit would you say 40 you know without knowing too much about the industry
00:50:52.080 which i don't it seems like everything's at least that much so could you cut that in half
00:50:59.360 probably if you just had a smarter way to administer it all right moving on okay only 10 more
00:51:07.760 presents to wrap you're almost at the finish line but first there the last one enjoy a coca-cola for
00:51:21.920 a pause that refreshes you know uh michael wolf he's the uh slash author um he's the one who is the
00:51:31.840 advisor slash friend of epstein it turns out that we know now he uh tried to blackmail trump he tried to
00:51:40.720 get he tried to talk epstein into blackmailing trump now if i said to you uh i'd like to engineer for
00:51:49.440 you the worst reputation you could ever have and i'd say well if you're gonna make it the worst reputation
00:51:57.360 that anybody had you'd have to throw in some you know underage stuff you know what i mean and sure
00:52:04.320 enough he was hanging out with the underage stuff guy so that's not good for your look and then it
00:52:11.040 turns out he may have been one of the people teaching epstein how to be a blackmailer
00:52:17.360 there's no evidence that he taught him how to be a blackmailer but there is some documentation
00:52:22.080 uh that uh they're looking at trump and i guess wolf said in a in a text message or an email
00:52:30.960 to epstein quote i hear cnn planning to ask trump tonight about his relationship with you
00:52:36.480 either on air or in scrum afterwards this is 2015 so 2015 and then wolf said to epstein i think you
00:52:46.160 should let him hang himself quote if he says he hasn't been on the plane or to the house
00:52:52.320 then that gives you a valuable pr and political currency in other words he could keep trump's
00:52:57.600 secret and act like he had not been on the house or not been on the plane but he had the option of
00:53:04.240 blackmailing you might want to keep that option open um according to wolf uh
00:53:14.720 and and also he goes let's know directly says he says if he says he hasn't been on the plane or to
00:53:20.720 the house then that gives you a valuable pr and political currency you can hang him in a way that
00:53:27.440 potentially generates a positive benefit for you i can't even believe people talk like this
00:53:33.760 can you this is this is the way people talk oh my god uh or if it really looks like he could win
00:53:41.120 the presidency you could save him and generating a debt oh my god
00:53:46.320 pure blackmail how would you like to be the person so dark that you're the one who taught
00:53:53.360 epstein how to blackmail better
00:53:56.960 does it get worse than that
00:53:59.680 but i was laughing at the fact that the new york post referred to michael wolf as discredited
00:54:05.360 he's a discredited author and i was thinking what they refer to me as so i'm a no i'm not discredited i'm
00:54:18.400 what do they call me remind me what they call me i'm not discredited i'm just something disgusting
00:54:25.920 anyway what once people like me and him get cancelled we get a we get a new name all right um
00:54:36.880 so good luck with that oh they also call him a trump obsessed
00:54:43.440 so he's discredited and trump obsessed meanwhile the justice department is suing uh disgraced thank
00:54:54.320 you yes they call me disgraced instead of discredited i like disgrace
00:54:58.880 um so the justice department is going to sue to block california from their new intention of uh
00:55:07.600 redistricting and it makes me wonder should we just change our system for everything and instead of uh
00:55:17.840 instead of just doing it and waiting for the lawsuit just make the lawsuit part of the process
00:55:24.000 because if we sue everybody about everything which is our current situation you might as well just
00:55:29.440 build that into the process that you know first you pass the law but then it just goes automatically
00:55:36.480 to some political and some uh poor entity that's my idea for the day john federman had some kind of
00:55:45.520 cardiac incident it doesn't seem um doesn't seem too serious but it did cause him to black out and
00:55:52.560 fall on his face and uh got some minor injuries i guess he's staying in the hospital to be evaluated
00:55:59.440 it makes me wonder so john federman was in the news already like in a big way he was in the news and then
00:56:08.160 this happens which obviously he did not plan which puts him in the news again does it feel like
00:56:14.240 does it feel like he's not an npc does it feel like he's a player because why is he in the news so much
00:56:23.200 by coincidence he's in the news so much i don't know i think the simulation has plans for him
00:56:30.160 that's what it looks like
00:56:30.960 all right i'm going to take a challenge challenge is this i'm going to read a headline from the hungarian
00:56:41.680 conservative and what you see uh if this uh shocks you so how shocked are you zielinski's inner circle
00:56:53.680 rocked by massive corruption scandal how many of you are shocked shocked that ukraine is being accused
00:57:03.840 of a massive corruption scandal what are the odds of that i ask you the most corrupt place on earth
00:57:11.440 what are the odds of that anyway so there's a allegations of as much as a hundred million dollars
00:57:19.840 got siphoned off by uh his cronies so one specific one in particular there's some businessman named
00:57:27.120 timur mindich and i guess he's being accused of being part of whatever this allegedly is california is
00:57:36.960 uh uh let's see did you get sued for issuing all those illegal commercial driver's license
00:57:44.960 yeah i think the trump administration is going after them for that um oh so the trump administration
00:57:51.520 will uh withhold up to 160 million in federal funds unless california revokes quote every illegally
00:58:00.320 issued commercial driver's license of which there are quite a few do you think that gavin is gonna
00:58:07.760 do that or is he going to give up to 160 million dollars in federal funding
00:58:12.400 well i think it'll go to court what do you think it should just go to court and me you know immediately
00:58:19.200 automatically it's gonna end up there well i saw the news today on reclaim the net cindy harper's writing
00:58:28.720 that israel has a bill that's uh they're considering now they would allow the israeli government to shut
00:58:35.520 down foreign media outlets um so it passed the first reading which means it has some potential
00:58:42.880 of becoming law but it's not there yet and uh what do you think of that and when i saw that i thought
00:58:50.320 well isn't that the same as the united states doesn't the united states block foreign uh news platforms
00:58:57.280 without looking it up here's your challenge without looking it up tell me in the comments do you believe
00:59:06.800 that the united states already had this either law or right or something that we were already banning
00:59:15.120 foreign platforms i thought we were because when was last time you saw russia today rt that they used to
00:59:24.240 be everywhere and then they disappeared right and i think there might be a few other examples so i asked
00:59:29.920 grok to look into it and it turns out that we do not have that law what we have is something better
00:59:37.760 we have massive censorship so if you're rt and you're trying to get some traffic and some income on
00:59:46.080 youtube good luck you're going to be treated like that guy scott adams have you heard him no i'm just
00:59:53.840 joking yeah so if you want to be alarmed what is more alarming than the fact that we don't need that
01:00:01.680 law because we already banned people just with our normal censorship tools and banning a russian entity
01:00:08.560 especially really easy really easy really easy i don't even know if this is another one of those george
01:00:16.240 carlin situations did did somebody need to actually contact youtube and say hey
01:00:24.240 god there's something happening right outside my house i don't know what it's big um yeah they didn't
01:00:38.480 have to coordinate they all just know what to do so before you mock israel for their censorship we're not so
01:00:46.880 different um here's another story the federalists md kittle is writing about this that uh the the
01:00:57.440 same department of justice partisans as they're called partisans yeah that drove the arctic frost
01:01:05.040 investigation uh let's see what's this story you know what i'm gonna tell you the story i was
01:01:14.560 going to tell you instead of what the story is is it my imagination or has all the stories about arctic
01:01:22.080 frost and um the russia collusion and all the bad behavior and the old obama have they now become just
01:01:30.800 noise like like if this story had broken when it was fresh it would be the biggest story but because
01:01:40.000 time has gone by and now we've been confused by all these similar sounding stories like if i hear one
01:01:46.560 more story that jack smith did something that we think might have been sketchy how am i even going
01:01:52.080 to sort that in my head with all the other stories about jack smith allegedly did something sketchy
01:01:58.720 i can't keep them straight so i'm completely lost and i don't know if if any of this is intentional
01:02:08.160 i mean certainly not by the people reporting it but there's something about time plus complexity
01:02:14.160 that just hides any bad behavior and i think we've reached it because i don't think there's gonna be
01:02:19.280 any justice for any of these older acts but it's hard to get people all worked up about it because we
01:02:25.920 don't we don't really follow it meaning that even if you read the story you end up thinking is that the
01:02:32.080 one i read last week well let me ask i'll ask you this way how many of you have recently read a story
01:02:39.440 it might have been in just the news or could have been something else and you thought to yourself is
01:02:44.480 that a new story or is that reiterating an old story or is it an old story that they added a new
01:02:53.120 email to did the new email change what we knew about the old story or did it just bolster it
01:02:59.360 that the whole idea that we can figure out what these bad actors may or may not have done i think
01:03:06.320 it's gone i think the complexity and time have just sort of erased the crimes in a practical sense
01:03:14.800 meaning that they'll never be held accountable so i didn't know that was a thing but it looks like it's a
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01:03:38.400 speaking of stories that you don't know if they're new or old uh apparently nevada
01:03:43.440 is going to be reopening the case of what they call the fake electors so ella lee is writing for the
01:03:51.600 hill now why don't you see some of the language that she used in the story so you remember the
01:03:59.200 uh 2024 election i'm sure you remember and you remember that there was an effort to get alternative
01:04:06.000 electors now why did she call them fake electors when they were very publicly uh alternative electors
01:04:14.400 meaning that if something went one direction they would be activated but if it went another direction
01:04:19.680 they wouldn't what makes them fake isn't fake kind of subjective because it certainly seems to me that
01:04:29.280 there was some possibility that they have they would cast the real vote how about uh they also say uh
01:04:39.840 talking about people who quote falsely claimed that trump won the 2020 presidential election
01:04:47.120 how does she know or anybody know that it was falsely what uh process was used to determine that
01:04:56.560 that trump didn't win
01:05:00.000 i don't know there's any way to know the the whole reason that we're talking about getting rid of uh
01:05:04.480 election machines the whole reason we're talking about same day voting the whole reason we're talking
01:05:08.880 about uh user id for voting the only reason that those are conversations is that reasonable people
01:05:17.360 know that we can't be entirely sure who won the election so how do you get off saying falsely claimed you
01:05:25.760 could say not supported you could say unproven you could say baseless if if that were true but you
01:05:34.400 really can't say falsely claimed that's that's an over claim right how would you know you would know
01:05:42.480 i don't know that it was fake but i also don't know that it wasn't i wouldn't know um so this feels
01:05:51.120 like one of those evergreen stories that but i guess they were fighting over some process thing so it
01:05:57.680 got delayed otherwise it would have already been resolved but anyway elon musk is dunking on the
01:06:04.480 head of the eu somebody's somebody whose name is a vanderlaine ursula vanderlaine
01:06:11.920 uh apparently ursula said uh she was talking about building the european democracy shield
01:06:24.240 and uh she said that if democracy is the foundation of freedom um oh i'm sorry no that's what elon said
01:06:32.000 so she was talking about europe europe's uh democracy shield and uh elon dunked on her on x by saying
01:06:40.080 if democracy is the foundation of freedom shouldn't your position be elected by the people
01:06:46.800 she's not elected she has an unelected position
01:06:52.800 all right what else we got going on here
01:06:58.400 um according to axios
01:07:03.600 um some lawmakers were concerned that they weren't getting enough briefings about
01:07:09.440 uh the narco boats being blown up so you know what trump did about that he said give them more
01:07:15.920 briefings the reason i wrote this down as a story is that how often do you hear that hey we've got a
01:07:24.320 problem there's not enough of x all right we're gonna do more x anything else you just don't see
01:07:34.400 somebody complain and then somebody said fixed done
01:07:37.440 but what it made me wonder is uh how many boats there are if you were to count up all the boats that
01:07:50.560 could be used in this way there can't be that many narco boats right how many are there so now
01:07:57.280 we've blown up what 20 of them um given that you could put a bazillion dollars worth of drugs on
01:08:04.560 one narco boat how many were there in the first place like if you if you wanted to make sure that
01:08:11.280 one of your narco boats got through how many do you need to have five and then you know multiple cartels
01:08:20.000 so each of them maybe have five but what what made me wonder is how the narco boat sales people sell
01:08:26.480 their boats now because somebody still has to go to the narco boat sales sales sales place to buy a
01:08:36.240 new narco boat right because they're running out of boats so what does the salesperson say in those
01:08:42.640 situations ah we make the finest narco boats you you will we promise and this is our commitment to you
01:08:52.800 if you buy our narco boats with our extra fast motors and our good navigation if you buy our narco boats
01:09:00.960 we can guarantee that you will reach your destination unexploded up to five percent of the time
01:09:06.640 oh but what is happening to the other 95 and why do i have a bad mexican accent and then the salesperson
01:09:17.520 would say oh but you have to compare us to the competition the competition loses on 98 of their
01:09:24.080 boats we can get you there five percent of the time and that's better than you can get from the cartels
01:09:30.560 well maybe i'll go back to the cartels and tell them that there's no practical way
01:09:35.920 for me to get this job done well you could you could that you could definitely play it that way
01:09:42.320 you could go back to your cartel boss and in about a minute and a half they would tie you to a chair and
01:09:47.520 torture you but you could do that or you could overpay for this boat and have a five percent chance
01:09:54.400 of surviving take your pick well i'm just saying it would be hard to be a a buyer of narco boats
01:10:03.040 uh chinese astronauts are returning to earth in a different ship because the one they were in got
01:10:09.440 cracks in it from some debris in space can you imagine being in space and looking at your windshield
01:10:16.800 and seeing it cracked what what would be scarier than being in a rocket ship and looking over and
01:10:25.520 seeing the window is cracked and that it might keep cracking that would be pretty scary but the chinese
01:10:34.000 astronauts are made of tougher stuff than i am and they just waited for a new ship jumped on it
01:10:40.240 it looks like they'll be fine um meanwhile german police have been looking to uh solve the mystery
01:10:51.920 of who blew up their pipeline the nordstrom too now i don't think it's a mystery who blew it up so much
01:10:58.880 as is finding the specific people and punishing them but here are some numbers you might not have known
01:11:04.960 so how much money has germany donated to the ukrainian defense the answer is 37 billion euros
01:11:16.720 they are the number two biggest funder of ukrainians military defense after the united states
01:11:24.480 so isn't that great that uh they're they're so friendly with ukraine and they get along so well
01:11:32.160 that germany will put 37 billion euros in it but oh but wait they actually spent a lot more than that
01:11:39.680 because once the uh once the war started and the pipeline blew up um i guess the cost of energy
01:11:47.040 in germany went through the roof so germany ended up spending maybe 100 billion extra euros
01:11:54.480 that they wouldn't have had to spend except for the ukraine war and maybe something with the blown up
01:12:00.480 pipeline so how do you get a situation in which germany is funding ukraine's defense
01:12:10.720 while ukraine is blowing up valuable german assets and acting like they didn't do it
01:12:17.760 that is a complicated part of the world isn't it i don't know how the germans put up with that but i
01:12:23.600 don't know how they put up with anything i do not understand germany um
01:12:32.560 and apparently the uh p hegseth has announced that the uh the new operation called southern spear is
01:12:40.720 going to squash the narco terrace in the western hemisphere i think we knew that was happening but at
01:12:46.400 least it has a name now at least it has name all right ladies and gentlemen that is all i wanted to
01:12:53.520 say today uh i think we've covered everything from nordstrom 2 to carl the fly to uh yeah i think we've
01:13:04.560 covered everything
01:13:05.200 uh is there anything interesting happening today not that i know of well that means it's time for
01:13:14.800 breakfast everybody
01:13:19.040 another shiny object okay
01:13:25.440 all right ladies and gentlemen thanks for joining i'm going to talk to the uh
01:13:29.120 beloved local subscribers next that will be private so the rest of you i will be seeing you tomorrow i
01:13:37.760 hope same time same place you're always a treat
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