Episode 3023 CWSA 11⧸19⧸25
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 9 minutes
Words per Minute
147.60645
Summary
In this episode of the show, Scott Adams brings you a story about a woman who was accused of stealing money from the bank, and how she was actually accused by her own wife of stealing in space. He also talks about the epstein bill, and why he thinks you should see some more epstein files.
Transcript
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on and we're prepping for the show of shows best thing that'll ever happen to you
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there's a room up front well that is a nice shirt you're wearing there
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sure is all right stock market's up a little bit but boy was it down wow
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come on stream in here i want all of you to enjoy this goodness at the same time
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we don't often have a show like this we've got a guest coming in at the halfway mark
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it'll be at the bottom of the hour and we've got a persuasion lesson it's going to be a good one
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good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization it's called
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coffee with scott adams and you've never had a better time but if you'd like to take a chance
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on elevating your experience to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human
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brains all you need for that is a copper mugger glass of tank it shall sustain a canteen jugger
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glass of vessel of any kind and fill it with your favorite liquid i like coffee join me now for the
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unparalleled pleasure the dopamine of the day the thing that makes everything better is called
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simultaneous sip and it's probably going to happen right now go
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ah extraordinary delicious best ever well here's the kind of story that
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you depend on me to bring to you a very important story let's say first i'm going to put my clock up
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here so i don't run over the halfway time uh where would clock be if you were an app named clock
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there you'd be gotcha seriously the clock doesn't have a clock on it all right we'll take it all right
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well there's a story about the woman uh who was accused uh she was accused of the first crime in space
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so yeah they say that men get all the credit for inventing things it's not fair because women also
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invented crime in space or allegedly apparently uh there's some controversy about whether that was
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an actual crime but it was a a woman who was an astronaut who went up in space and i think the her
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wife uh accused her of uh doing something with a check or doing something with a password and stealing
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some money from the bank but here's the funny part and the only reason i'm bringing this up
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it's not because women invented crime in space although that would be impressive enough
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it's uh it's uh it's the last name of the person who's accused of the crime
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this is not the name of the person who was accused of the crime
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it's the person who accused the other one of the crime
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but the one who did the accusing and i'm not making this up her last name is warden
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probably could have gone the whole day without knowing that
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uh the senate has now approved that epstein bill
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you're telling me that the congress can do things
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is because it took us years to get to this point
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there's always a reason to not see the epstein files
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well i guess we have to wait till the end of that
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if you're just waiting for all that information
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because if there's one thing i can tell you about the epstein files
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it doesn't mean it's more likely that people will see the files
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because again it's going to be one of these process things
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he's going after bill clinton and larry summers
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now i'm going to give you a little persuasion lesson
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it really doesn't look like he's handled it well
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it looks like he was flailing around a little bit didn't it
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that i feel like all the rest of the stuff was just testing
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because he doesn't want the left to talk about it
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we're only talking about trump's persuasion game
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i don't know why you're even talking to the republicans
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and he's going to have the biggest repetition opportunity
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of hearing him say that epstein is a democrat problem
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that you stop asking him questions about epstein
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you know if you're looking at the strongest elements of persuasion
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do you feel this is a republican problem at all
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trump and attractive females and underage people
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a story that's going to make you angry would have
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but we're pretty sure it's there under those redactions
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because he's got a lot of game in the persuasion world
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um it's so powerful to put this in the form of a question
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because it makes a person stop and think how they would answer the question
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now usually i mock people for putting so at the end of a sentence
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he you know he used it just to introduce his point
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and then abby phillip had actually pretty good response to that
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you can make that argument about every single person who's implicated in these documents
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if one of the ceos had done a terrible crime on the island
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do you think you necessarily would have heard about it
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he goes if someone's name appears in these documents
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it doesn't necessarily mean they did anything wrong
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but i'm sure this is going to lead people to say
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canada can be a global leader in reducing the harm caused by smoking
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so that adult smokers have information and access to better alternatives
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the ability to communicate with somebody in their own district
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but it's not like the biggest problem in the world
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and we're going to turn it into something valuable