Episode 3034 CWSA 12⧸02⧸25
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Summary
This morning, Scott Adams talks about how to turn off the alarm on his Apple Watch, and why he thinks you should get a Samsung Galaxy foldable phone. Plus, he talks about sex and why you should have more than one partner.
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buddy come on in there you are is locals working I've got a problem with
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it on one of my devices but it looks like it's working huh all right stream
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on in here we got a show to give you might be a little bit short we shall see
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good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization it's called
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that's right coffee with Scott Adams and you've never had a better time but if you'd like to take
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a chance on elevating your experience to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny
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shiny human brains all you need for that is a copper mugger a glass of tanker chalice is dying
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a canteen jugger flask a vessel of any kind fill it with your favorite liquid I like coffee join
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me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine here today the thing that makes
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everything better it's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now
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well somebody gave me this this Tim pool like podcasting hat and I said you know I can't really
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watch I can't really wear that when I'm podcasting because it will look like I'm copying Tim pool but
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I decided today I'll just be a Tim pool tribute podcast or something all right it looks like the
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comments stopped working see if I can make that fixed all right we're good we're good to go all right I
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I don't know how many of you are following me on Locals the subscription site but if you are you notice that I not only show you the today's Dilbert but I show you the Dilbert that ran exactly 10 years before
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how many of you have noticed that the Dilbert comic from 10 years ago exactly 10 years ago is matching the headlines today it is literally all about AI and robots and the robot becomes a co-worker and becomes a regular character in Dilbert's environment
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clu that it is they don't know what a clue that it was written 10 years ago and it's kind of wild you know it's kind of wild you have to see it to believe it anyway speaking of the future Samsung as a new phone I guess it's gonna launch in the next several months but it's a triple fold phone smartphone
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It's a three-parter, so you can make your smartphone about the size of a small iPad.
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I want that a lot, but I'm stuck in the Apple ecosystem, and it would be such a pain in
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Let me tell you how much I love the Apple ecosystem.
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I got an Apple Watch right here, and I didn't think I would love it, but it has some cool
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This morning, the alarm went off on my phone, which is paired to the watch, so it has an
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alarm that goes off at the same time, but you have to turn them off separately.
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So I turn off my phone, and now I have to turn off the alarm on the watch, which was
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So I go to turn off the alarm, and it doesn't turn off, but it goes to the password, you
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And of course, obviously, I know my four-digit code.
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There's no doubt about it, but it acted like it was the wrong code.
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So I tried again, and still said it was the wrong code, and I tried again, and I pushed
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buttons, and I poked at it, and I could not turn off the alarm until I came up with the
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Now, I don't know if your devices work the same as mine.
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I took my watch off of my wrist, and I threw it as hard as I could against the wall, which
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Now, it didn't seem to break, but it did turn off the alarm.
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So if any of you have an Apple Watch, and you have that same problem where it won't turn
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off the alarm, for whatever reason, it won't even accept your password, take it and heave
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I can't guarantee it's going to work for everybody.
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But you can get a Samsung if you don't like that.
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All right, let's look at the news, especially science.
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Well, there's a study that York University Amina Gamelin is writing about, that if you
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plan for sex, if you're a couple in a committed relationship, let's say, and you make plans
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to have sex, you will end up having more sex than if you try to spontaneously have sex.
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How many of you didn't know that if you make plans to have sex, you will end up with at
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least one more per month on average than if you had not planned it?
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I think you could just ask Scott about that one, Scott.
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Now, would it be as satisfying as unplanned, spontaneous sex?
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No, but I'm talking about people who are in a long-term relationship.
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They're sort of over the, they sort of got past the spontaneous part.
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Curtin University is looking at a study that says where you live influences your body weight.
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So they did a study in Australia, and they found out that if you live in a town where
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people are heavier, you will gain weight toward their average.
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And if you move to a town where people were lighter, you would actually start losing weight.
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That your weight is at least partially dependent, and actually in a fairly big variable,
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Well, I think it was maybe decades ago, the first time I saw a study that said that people
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So if you've got five friends who have a weight problem, and you don't, well, there's a pretty
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good chance you're going to start drifting toward their weight.
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If your friends want to eat fast food, and, you know, there's five of them, and only one
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So there's pretty obvious reasons why that works.
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So why wouldn't it work were you moving to a town where people are bigger or smaller?
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You could have asked me, or you could have asked the last 50 years of science, which has
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And by the way, that would have been obvious to a hypnotist.
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A hypnotist would have known that the people around you influence your weight.
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According to Psy Post, Karina Pichova, men who are in a family life situation have lower
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So if you're a husband type, let's say, and you're spending time around the little kids
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If you're a man and you've spent time around small children, especially your own small children,
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if your testosterone doesn't go down, I wouldn't let you babysit my children.
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If you did not feel a total decrease in your overall sexual desire when you're spending
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time, let's say, feeding breakfast to little kids, if that doesn't lower your sexual desire
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and, let's say, your testosterone, I'd worry about you a little bit.
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I mean, you can even feel it when you're doing it.
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Am I right that you can actually feel the difference when you're doing dad stuff and around kids?
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Likewise, your testosterone will go up if you're doing single things and you're winning competitions
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and let's say you're giving a speech in front of a crowd.
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There's a whole bunch of stuff that we know raises your testosterone, and you can kind of feel it.
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You see how much money I can save the scientific community?
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Did you know, according to Fox News, it's interesting that this is on Fox News,
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heavy drinkers cut alcohol use by nearly 30% after adopting one new habit.
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what one habit will reliably cause heavy drinkers to drink less?
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And again, it's funny that Fox News will carry that story.
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But apparently there's a pretty big difference.
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So the heavy drinkers who replaced it with marijuana drank less.
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Now, do you know how they could have determined that without doing a scientific study?
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You could have asked me, because there's a shelf space issue.
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If you add smoking marijuana to your heavy drinking,
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well, I suppose some people will just spend more hours a day inebriated.
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But more likely, if you've decided that this will be the time you're going to be inebriated,
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if you use one kind of drug, it probably takes your desire away from the other drug.
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If you're already drinking and somebody offers you some marijuana at a party,
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totally legal if you're above a certain age and you're in the right state,
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But do not, do not, do not mix marijuana and alcohol.
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Now, some people can do it, but I think they're unusual people.
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So, yes, of course, marijuana reduces alcohol consumption.
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sort of a red alert it's being called, code red, code red.
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And it was a company-wide memo among the OpenAI staff
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telling them that they're kind of falling behind the competition.
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So, if you're not paying attention to the AI race,
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and I do pay attention, but I didn't know this.
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The latest Gemini AI, that's Google's version of AI,
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apparently it just trashed OpenAI in benchmark tests.
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and you've sucked up all the training material in the known universe,
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we'd better figure out how to do something better,
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that whenever Google gets ahead of a competitor,
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How would you like to be a competitor to Google,
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and find that Google just pulled ahead of your product?
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I mean, Google probably will always have the most access
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And the accusation is that the governor, Tim Walsh,
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had been informed about all these potential corrupt things,
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that some of them had been trying to warn the DNC
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when she was picking Walsh for vice president running mate.
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We've told him he's not doing anything about it.
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So that's the first thing we should all understand.
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And I think most of my audience understands that.
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when your social security number is invalid, it
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going to vote Democrat, you're definitely going
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wasn't, he could tell that the story was fake or
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full of errors, but then he would turn the page
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he'd see the next story and he would just assume
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And then finally, after seeing that pattern for
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years, wait a minute, could it be true that every
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time I see a story that I know the truth, I can
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tell the reporting's wrong, but every time I see a
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story where I don't have any expertise, I assume
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it's true, isn't it more likely that they're all
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Um, and it's not that, but I'm sort of reminded
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We'll call it the, the, the Scott Adams, uh, the
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We'll call it, let's call it Scott Adams amnesia
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because you get to name it after who comes up with
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So Scott Adams amnesia is that you read a story in
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charities in Minnesota stealing a billion dollars.
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And then you turn the page and it's a story about,
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um, some other criminal behavior in the government
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and you turn the page and you find out that some
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other big money entity was also stealing your money.
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And then you turn the page to the story about the, our
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elections and it says, our elections are pristine, even
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though they're run by different people with different
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processes and different states and precincts, every one of
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And, uh, even if there was some little problem, it wouldn't be
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And, uh, so we live in a world in which everything is corrupt
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Now, Scott Adams amnesia says you could not possibly believe that
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If you've noted that every other fucking thing is not right, you
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don't have to have specific information about what's wrong with
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If everything else is corrupt, come on, everything else is corrupt.
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You, you would have to have some form of amnesia about everything
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else you'd seen in the world to imagine that this one thing is the
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There was a man, according to a new scientist, there was a man who
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was, quote, unexpectedly cured of HIV after a stem cell transplant.
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Now, unknown to me, and I don't know why I didn't know this, but did
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you know that several people have been cured of HIV with stem cell
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transplants that were specifically modified for, you know, that particular
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But what's different is this patient got a stem cell for the, I guess,
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So it wasn't tuned for that purpose, but just getting the stem cells seemed to
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I'd have to see a few more people get cured before I believe that's true.
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But were you aware that five people had their HIV completely cleared by getting a
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I guess the stem cells came from people who had some natural defense against HIV.
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But you could take a stem cell from someone who does not have a natural defense, and
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So I don't know how often that works, but that'd be amazing.
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According to new scientists also, we now have an understanding of how exercise
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So if you have cancer or you want to avoid it, exercise turns out to be super
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And they've got a pretty good idea why it works.
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So the problem is, as someone who has cancer, I can tell you that the last thing you want to
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But it's sort of the last thing you want to do, and especially if your particular form
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My last story is about, you may have seen the story about the high-rise buildings in Hong
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And I guess there were several of them that were near each other.
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Well, guess what is the name of that Hong Kong center?
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I'm in quite a bit of discomfort at the moment.
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So I'm going to need to meditate some pain away.