In this episode of Coffee with Scott Adams, Scott Adams talks about the dangers of having sex with your kids, the future of the world of robots, and why he doesn t want to have sex with his own kids.
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00:02:14.380never guess this one side posts has an article that says that people with children report lower
00:02:22.320romantic love intimacy and passion did they really need to do a study to find out that
00:02:30.120people with children have lower romantic love intimacy and passion they could have just asked me or
00:02:38.460anyone who's ever been around any child ever I'm pretty sure we all knew that right it or let me put it
00:02:48.300in another way if you could be in a room alone with the children and you were feeling feelings of
00:02:55.140romantic love intimacy and passion I don't want you around my children you know what I mean so I think
00:03:03.620there's a fairly logical reason why being around children turns off those emotions at least for most
00:03:12.420people we don't know about Epstein but for everybody else let's see we got another science thing oh
00:03:21.840according to interesting engineering your heating may soon come from a data center you know how data
00:03:28.980centers use a lot of electricity but they also create a lot of heat and that he has to go somewhere so you
00:03:36.780can either pipe it into the atmosphere total waste the heat or you can pipe it into homes and indoor
00:03:45.240swimming pools and stuff like that how many of you remember that several years ago I did a little project
00:03:54.060with Bill Pulte in which we were designing sort of the ideal city and one of the concepts was to build a
00:04:03.540small city around a data center and it was for that very reason so you'd want to have a small nuclear
00:04:11.760generator for the city but also for the data center and then you want to use that warmth that comes from
00:04:20.640it to heat your homes and I imagine that the that designed city would be a profit center so that you would
00:04:31.560literally design it so that some big company like Google would pay to use your data center and they
00:04:39.780would pay for all your electricity from your small futuristic nuclear power plant and then the city wouldn't
00:04:49.560need no taxes because you know as long as they were generating sort of income from having an awesome setup you
00:05:00.300would need no taxes so how about that I think that's gonna happen well in the world of robots you didn't ask but
00:05:15.180I've got the answer in the world of robots I keep seeing stories where they try to make a robot with human or
00:05:24.300human or human like muscles so apparently if you if you design your your robot muscles with you know human type organs you can make it pretty strong and responsive and now MIT is figured out according to interesting engineering
00:05:44.300how to how to get your robot how to get your robot to be let's see way way stronger than a mechanical robot and it increases the force output by 30 times and it's a bio hybrid so it's not exactly a what do you call it when it's part human part robot cyborg it's not exactly a cyborg
00:06:08.300cyborg but it would have human like or animal like muscles now let me ask you this how weird would it be to have a robot that human like muscles on the outside wouldn't that be super creepy or are you gonna want to have sex with it or would you not want to have sex with it if there were childlike robots in the room
00:06:36.300so many questions so many questions so many questions well the big news which I'm not up-to-date on oh damn it my I changed the ink in my printer and I still can't print so as smushed all of my documents into a terribly well you can't see it but what is
00:07:06.140what's causing that if it's causing that if it's a brand new ink cartridge hmm if anybody knows what's causing that let me know so I can fix it anyway the so the pipe bomber from January 6 you remember the pipe bomber has been allegedly arrested they know who it is
00:07:31.140but do you remember it wasn't long ago that the news was which probably was fake news was that it was a woman and there was a lot of chatter that the pipe bomber was a woman do you know why do you know why I knew it wasn't a woman because it was a pipe bomb would you ever make a bet let's say I came to you and said hey I'm going to
00:07:58.140um yeah I want you to place a bet there was a person who planted a bomb and it was a pipe bomb yeah probably had to make it themselves uh was it a man or a woman
00:08:11.140how much money would you bet that it was a man who planted the pipe bomb well I think I would have bet a pretty large amount in fact the least likely possibility was that a pipe bomber is a woman so you can you can uh ask yourself this if you were ever thinking that that story was true
00:08:41.140a pipe bomb uh you should probably uh you should probably stop saying things in public for the rest of your life the odds of a woman planting a pipe bomb still very close to zero I mean it's possible you know she could have been paid to do it or something like that but women in bombs no no don't see it
00:09:02.140not in this country but I do wonder if this is the beginning of what we will call the lone wolf narrative
00:09:11.200when they say they caught the person does that suggest that they're going to say it was just one person with
00:09:20.720some idea that was just their own do you believe that the pipe bomber be it male or female
00:09:28.500do you believe that the pipe bomber could have possibly been acting alone does that seem
00:09:36.640likely it's possible you know if it's a guy especially yeah if it was a woman there's not a
00:09:45.160slightest chance that the woman was working alone there definitely was a man involved
00:09:50.400even if it was only to make the bomb and hand it to her and say go put this over there
00:09:56.140but uh it feels like we're gonna be told it's a lone wolf are you gonna believe that
00:10:03.720now maybe the fbi believes that but i don't know this this doesn't really have the lone wolf
00:10:13.280vibe to it does it it feels like it's a little bit bigger conspiracy wise but it's a brand new story
00:10:20.600fog of war we don't even know if they got the right person but i guess we'll find that more today
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00:10:54.460well megan kelly is reporting that the fda is preparing to add what they call a black box warning
00:11:04.920to the covid vaccines for children and the the idea here is i guess alex berenson's been doing
00:11:13.360the based reporting on this and uh he says he's been reliably informed that uh that there will be an
00:11:23.220fda black box warning now the block the black box warning is sort of the most dangerous thing that
00:11:30.060they could say about a product it would still be on the market but the black box warning would be
00:11:36.500watch out it could kill you now how many of you think this is new news because it's presented as new
00:11:48.740didn't we know since the middle of the pandemic didn't we always know that it was dangerous for
00:11:57.840young people especially men boys i guess boys haven't we known that so the only thing i can imagine
00:12:06.240that was added was maybe some new statistics about how dangerous it is but we've always known
00:12:13.680uh at least i have did did you not know and and i'm not talking about what we suspected
00:12:21.600i thought we knew for sure that it was more danger than benefit for young boys especially
00:12:30.640am i wrong about that like why does this feel like just groundhog day are we really just finding
00:12:38.960this out or is the news that the fda is agreeing with it for the first time is that the only thing
00:12:44.920that's new i mean it just feels like we've been on this road for years and we all knew it for years
00:12:51.680anyway now we'll find out more about that i guess in related news uh rfk jr was saying that uh pfizer
00:13:04.160uh had data about their that their vaccine was not really a vaccine meaning it didn't stop transmission
00:13:12.320and they knew it was seven months before the injections went on the market do you believe that
00:13:19.120so apparently there was some monkey study where the macaques
00:13:26.240no i'm not i know that sounded naughty but if you have uh if you have any miners listening to this
00:13:33.280could you cover their ears because i'm going to say the name of a type of monkey but it's going to
00:13:40.000sound like i'm talking dirty i won't be talking dirty at all i'll just be naming a kind of monkey you
00:13:46.640ready cover your children's ears if you have a pet cover their ears the type of monkey is macaque
00:13:57.280that's right that's what those monkeys are macaque so if you put the virus in macaque
00:14:06.560uh apparently if you're if your monkey has a nose like macaque does
00:14:17.440uh they found out that they had the same amount of virus in there as if they didn't get the vaccination
00:14:25.040and so in theory at least for macaque uh macaques uh it showed that it didn't stop the spread at all
00:14:35.520and uh allegedly rfk jr says pfizer knew that seven months before it went on the market well that would
00:14:44.400be pretty damning if that were true but do i have a right that the big pharma companies have no liability
00:14:52.240risk they don't do they like even if they knew does that change their liability risk because this
00:15:02.720would seem to me like insanely criminal you know not not just a um not just some kind of a civil
00:15:11.840thing you could do a lawsuit about but it feels like it's just flat-out criminal because they had a
00:15:18.240lot of money on the line and they would have been knowingly killing people in large numbers
00:15:24.960allegedly right i don't know what's true but allegedly that would be like the crime of the century
00:15:33.440uh so we'll know we'll find out more about that um christy noem said they've just discovered that
00:15:41.68050 percent of the visas um in minnesota are fraudulent 50 percent
00:15:52.400boy tim waltz is having a bad bad month the governor of minnesota is minnesota just the biggest
00:16:00.720criminal enterprise you've ever seen in your life remember when you thought all the sketchy stuff
00:16:06.720happened in las vegas or you know maybe new york no turns out that minnesota was quietly racking up
00:16:14.720the biggest criminal record of any state unbelievable they don't have a really a good news day ever
00:16:22.800lately so 50 of the visas the visas in this case would be the instrument for allowing you in the country
00:16:30.880i'm not talking about mastercard and visa that's a different visa so that's happening but luckily
00:16:38.560there's nothing else illegal that's ever happened in minnesota except that visa stuff oh wait a minute
00:16:45.120uh mario naufel is reporting that uh apparently although you and i know that there's been massive fraud
00:16:52.720uncovered in minnesota um how many times do you think abc cbs or nbc mentioned um mentioned it
00:17:05.360or mentioned tim waltz uh the answer is nothing yeah so the the big three networks
00:17:13.120are sort of acting like this story doesn't exist this is like one of the biggest stories of all time
00:17:18.640well decided now we'll talk about something else instead all right um
00:17:27.360well none of those networks this is what mario naufel is saying on x none of those networks have
00:17:34.640mentioned waltz by name in the past week so i think what they did mention is that there were problems so
00:17:42.560they may have mentioned the crime but they didn't mention the governor's name even once
00:17:49.600okay all right um and then according to wall street apes a real good account you should follow an x
00:18:03.440wall street apes is reporting that investigations found that simoleons in minnesota were caught
00:18:11.360early on stealing millions of dollars but do you know why it didn't become a story
00:18:16.800and do you know why they kept on stealing even though they had been discovered and
00:18:22.960apparently multiple people had discovered it and reported it so it wasn't like there was one whistleblower
00:18:29.360apparently a lot of people were aware of it and some number of people were reporting and saying hey hey
00:18:36.240there's a whole bunch of money getting stolen here maybe we should do something about it
00:18:39.600why do you think nothing happened until recently do you think it had to do with dei
00:18:48.720yes it did so apparently the simoleons were smart enough to say if you cause trouble we're gonna
00:18:57.440we're gonna brand you as a big old racist and we're gonna say that you're only reporting this as trouble
00:19:03.200because we're black and you're a racist and by the way uh george floyd i did not have it coming
00:19:12.320so i guess it was around the george floydish time that people wanted to report this but it was just sort
00:19:19.280of impossible it was just politically impossible to make this damning accusation against a large population
00:19:28.160of black uh black residents of the country there just wasn't anybody to do it so people weren't
00:19:34.880willing to take the chance so people did see it they knew about it and they did report it but nothing
00:19:42.880happened until recently now that would be one of the many advantages of having trump as your president
00:19:51.200because people have somewhat gotten past that not 100 but i feel like we're we're in a more
00:20:00.160i don't know a more realistic world more common sense world where you can actually say oh yeah
00:20:07.280it looks like we have a problem here and you're not automatically the worst person in the world
00:20:12.080because you brought it up all right here's another uh accusation against tim waltz i'll tell you he's
00:20:19.200just having the worst month now i don't know if this is true i'll just say it's an allegation
00:20:26.880but i also saw this in the wall street apes um account on x that apparently the men who worked
00:20:34.560with tim waltz and the national guard in nebraska went to the fpi when tim waltz was in the national
00:20:41.920guard because they believed that tim waltz had given classified military secrets to the chinese
00:20:48.480government now how certain would you have to be before you went to the fbi and turned in your
00:20:58.320fellow national guardsmen for giving secrets to china you would have to be really really sure wouldn't
00:21:07.440you i mean you don't have to be a hundred percent sure but you wouldn't do it if you just had a mild
00:21:14.160suspicion would you i mean i feel like you'd have to have a you know pretty solid reason for even going
00:21:21.840there because remember if you go to the fbi you're putting your own life in a trajectory that's going
00:21:29.680to be a lot of trouble right whether you're correct or whether you're incorrect you're kind of donating
00:21:35.920your your own freedom uh because you think it's important so the one thing we can know with some
00:21:44.000degree of certainty is that the people who reported it they must have thought it was serious i don't i
00:21:51.040don't think you would report that i mean it's just such an allegation would you report that unless you
00:21:57.120really thought you had the goods well they did report it and nothing happened but the uh allegation is
00:22:03.760that there was there were some secret documents about a new tank that the united states was producing
00:22:11.520and some of those documents allegedly disappeared disappeared the plans for the tank and that soon
00:22:19.680after uh china where waltz had a history of visiting quite often that soon after china produced a tank that
00:22:29.440looked just looked just like the one that had the stolen plans and nobody knows where the plans went now
00:22:37.840is that enough to say that tim waltz did it we only know that tim waltz had a strong connection to china
00:22:45.760we know that he had access to those plans we know that his co uh soldiers believe that he might have been
00:22:55.280the one who stole them and we know that the timing is such that china created the tank coincidentally
00:23:03.440coincidentally just like the one that had the stolen documents well that's not proof of anything
00:23:12.320but sort of suspicious all right what else happened uh
00:23:17.520uh also in minnesota i tell you minnesota is just this bed of crime so the minnesota director of uh
00:23:28.080elections this guy named paul linald he admitted uh recently and this is also a wall street apes uh post
00:23:36.480he admitted recently that all you need to vote in minnesota is a driver's license
00:23:41.600and all you need to do to get a driver's license is ask for one
00:23:46.880i mean you probably have to take a test like everybody else but you don't need to be a citizen
00:23:52.000to get a driver's license if you get a driver's license apparently uh let's see
00:24:00.080it doesn't have to match your social security number which could be fake
00:24:03.760and if they if you try to register to vote they will identify a fake social security number
00:24:12.480but if you have a fake social security number which they identify so they know it's fake
00:24:18.960but you have a real driver's license which would be totally legal in minnesota
00:24:23.600they still let you vote even though they know your your social security doesn't match a real social
00:24:30.000security number they still let you vote and that they admit that now in the story i didn't see how
00:24:38.240many people voted i don't know if it's a big problem or a small one but what the hell is wrong with
00:24:44.480minnesota they can't control it it's where i i think wherever tim wallace is there's crime it's like
00:24:53.840it's like he's the you know some sort of a tractor for major crime that's what it feels like
00:25:02.480anyway though they don't have control of their elections they don't have control of their budget
00:25:08.400they don't have control of their governor what is wrong with you minnesota
00:25:13.440well according to uh patrick byrne you know patrick byrne he was the ceo of overstock
00:25:23.200uh dot com and uh he's been in the news a lot talking about venezuela and our election systems and
00:25:31.360allegations of problems that involve venezuela and our elections but uh he was doing an interview on
00:25:39.600lindell tv and he his claim is that the people there are people on the venezuelan payroll who
00:25:47.120still are inside the u.s government and that some of these names and he knows who they are he just can't
00:25:53.520tell us for various reasons um he's under oath not to name them for some reason um but that they
00:26:01.440there are there are people who have a lot of seniority in some cases
00:26:04.800so there might even be names that you've heard of that allegedly are literally just on the payroll
00:26:12.240of venezuela but they're part of our government now that's a hell of a claim but we'll see so i don't
00:26:20.880have i really don't have a way to form an independent opinion of whether the patrick byrne venezuelan
00:26:29.120election stuff is true or not uh because how would i i mean if you ask me does patrick byrne seem
00:26:37.920credible i would say yes yes uh you know i've communicated with him a number of times and it
00:26:46.160seems credible but i don't know that i'm smart enough or wise enough that i could tell the difference
00:26:53.280between something that seems credible and something that's true it's very different so
00:26:58.960remember i always make a big deal about credible doesn't mean it's real it just means you can't
00:27:05.840tell any reason that it looks fake except that it's a let's say in this case the only thing that would be
00:27:12.160a flag would be it would be a a big story and you expect big stories to spread but they don't have to
00:27:21.360they could they could stay a small you know skeptical stories for a long time until they're not
00:27:28.640so i don't i really don't have an opinion about whether this is true but the claim is that
00:27:37.120there are people of such seniority secretly on the payroll it will shake this nation so i guess he
00:27:43.600thinks we'll find out someday about that he says quote we have diaries we have the witnesses it's all
00:27:50.000documented well that would be a hell of a thing if we have diaries and documents and and people and all
00:27:58.240that so we'll see well in other news um i can barely read my notes my printer just just totally hashed them up
00:28:11.680but in other news um let's see back in uh april 2024 just merely a year and a half ago the prestigious
00:28:21.600journal nature um did a big study on climate change and how much damage it would cause by the
00:28:28.480end of the century and wow was it bad wow so according to nature or a study that was in nature
00:28:35.760that that climate change is gonna get you oh it's gonna really mess up the whole country of the world