Real Coffee with Scott Adams - April 24, 2020


Episode 932 Scott Adams: Talking About the Sleepy Guy in the Basement of a House (Not Moving Too Much)


Episode Stats

Length

47 minutes

Words per Minute

145.61874

Word Count

6,885

Sentence Count

163

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

10


Summary

In this week's episode, we discuss the possibility of a return of Antifa to the streets of New York City, the coronavirus outbreak, and whether or not the economic slowdown is actually slowing down the aging of the population.


Transcript

00:00:00.920 Bum bum bum bum bum bum...
00:00:03.920 Bum bum bum bum bum...
00:00:05.880 Bum bum bum bum...
00:00:08.720 Oops!
00:00:10.640 Gotta use the official face scratcher.
00:00:14.020 That's better.
00:00:15.460 Hey everybody, come on in.
00:00:18.860 There's plenty of room
00:00:20.300 in this digital world of ours.
00:00:24.200 What if
00:00:25.080 we're actually
00:00:26.980 simulated creatures
00:00:28.120 who are meeting each other over a digital channel.
00:00:34.280 That would be like two levels away from being real.
00:00:37.600 And it's still pretty good.
00:00:39.280 Still pretty good.
00:00:40.540 Not bad at all.
00:00:42.280 So we got news, news and stuff.
00:00:47.000 So here's a little quiz for you.
00:00:50.680 If Antifa becomes active again,
00:00:54.020 how are we going to know which ones are the Antifa
00:00:58.140 and which ones are the counter-protesters?
00:01:02.060 Because they're all going to be wearing masks.
00:01:04.940 And I have a suggestion.
00:01:07.120 I had to tell them apart.
00:01:08.820 So if you see a big protest,
00:01:11.580 and the only thing you know
00:01:12.860 is that some of the masked people are Antifa
00:01:15.660 and some of the masked people are whoever they oppose,
00:01:20.380 what you do is you wait for a skirmish
00:01:23.400 and then you see who wins.
00:01:27.780 The one who is losing the skirmish
00:01:29.900 would be the Antifa member.
00:01:32.220 So you can't tell right away.
00:01:34.280 You might have to wait for a skirmish.
00:01:36.220 But if they're getting their butt kicked,
00:01:39.060 probably Antifa.
00:01:42.380 Here is a horrible question.
00:01:46.080 But it's really just for the thought process.
00:01:50.420 It's a horrible question.
00:01:51.920 But I'm going to ask anyway.
00:01:53.400 If the coronavirus, it turns out,
00:01:56.420 kills mostly elderly people,
00:01:59.600 while the economic slowdown
00:02:02.320 mostly saves younger people.
00:02:06.860 So we're in this weird situation
00:02:09.360 where we're consciously saving younger people
00:02:13.280 somewhat accidentally
00:02:14.400 because they don't get to drive their cars into poles.
00:02:18.060 But fewer youngish people,
00:02:20.460 and I'm not talking about just 20-year-olds,
00:02:22.260 I mean anybody under, say, 60.
00:02:24.260 So there are fewer younger people getting killed,
00:02:26.980 but more older people.
00:02:29.460 Would the net effect of that
00:02:31.580 be an increase in expected lifespan?
00:02:35.920 Would the average life expectancy actually increase because of this?
00:02:41.120 Because you could lose three elderly people
00:02:44.480 whose entire combined lifespan might be another 20 years.
00:02:48.960 But if you lose one person in their 20s who might have died in a car crash,
00:02:55.160 then they might lose, you know, 70 years of life.
00:02:59.080 So I think the math might be surprising.
00:03:03.020 I mean, it's all macabre, and, you know,
00:03:06.180 we can't take any pleasure from it,
00:03:08.880 but math is the math.
00:03:10.420 Now, what you're going to ask me is,
00:03:15.400 what about suicides and ODs?
00:03:20.940 And I made a contrarian prediction on Twitter
00:03:24.560 that I will follow up with now,
00:03:27.800 which is that they will both be less,
00:03:30.160 at least in this country.
00:03:32.060 And I'm fully aware that 100% of experts
00:03:36.120 say that both of those categories will increase.
00:03:40.420 So you don't have to tell me
00:03:42.560 that all common sense and all experts say
00:03:45.900 that if you take people who are in a bad situation
00:03:48.800 and you make their situation worse,
00:03:53.160 common sense says
00:03:55.700 they're more likely to do something
00:03:57.800 that's bad for themselves.
00:03:59.880 But here's why I'm going to disagree.
00:04:03.320 Because there's something weird about this
00:04:06.440 that pulls us all together,
00:04:09.700 or at least psychologically.
00:04:12.140 Like, all of the priorities just changed,
00:04:15.660 and I think in a weird way,
00:04:19.480 some people might find more meaning
00:04:22.340 because they're now part of this bigger war,
00:04:27.080 if you will.
00:04:28.320 So, and I think it's also interesting in a weird way
00:04:32.120 because you want to see how it ends.
00:04:33.580 So there's some curiosity about it.
00:04:36.320 It's like, well, you know,
00:04:37.940 I might as well wait a few more months
00:04:39.420 to see how this ends.
00:04:40.540 I'm kind of curious at this point.
00:04:42.520 You might also feel that
00:04:44.240 you're not the one person
00:04:47.220 who's having bad luck.
00:04:50.740 Now, I realize that people
00:04:52.800 who are going to decide to end their life
00:04:56.460 have a variety of different reasons
00:04:58.320 and mental illness and everything.
00:05:00.200 So there's no magic one reason.
00:05:03.600 But you've got to think
00:05:04.360 that it would be some kind of a trade-off.
00:05:07.740 Some people more likely
00:05:09.140 because their situation got worse.
00:05:11.980 But other people, I think,
00:05:14.200 may be forced to be around people more.
00:05:17.460 So they might just want to say,
00:05:19.160 well, I'm not going to do it now
00:05:20.680 because I didn't want to be living with my family,
00:05:23.620 but now we're quarantining,
00:05:25.340 so I don't have privacy.
00:05:27.360 So at the moment,
00:05:28.280 I'm concentrating on something else.
00:05:30.500 There might be people who say
00:05:31.800 that they want to check out,
00:05:35.760 but they don't want to do it
00:05:37.680 at a time when their family
00:05:39.060 couldn't deal with it.
00:05:41.520 So they might say, you know,
00:05:42.940 if it were just up to me,
00:05:45.080 now would be good.
00:05:47.920 But I have to think about, you know,
00:05:50.400 the people who are going to be affected by it,
00:05:52.240 and they've got bigger problems right now.
00:05:55.140 So this is a long way of saying
00:05:56.940 that people are complicated,
00:05:58.420 and I think we might be surprised
00:06:01.320 that because the box is shaken so much
00:06:04.360 during this coronavirus,
00:06:06.560 that maybe just everything's different
00:06:08.360 because nobody's thinking the way they used to,
00:06:12.100 and it's a little bit unpredictable.
00:06:14.100 So I'm going to go with the contrarian view
00:06:15.980 that we'll have fewer of those,
00:06:19.400 or at least similar,
00:06:21.080 but not a lot more.
00:06:22.240 All right.
00:06:23.120 That would be, let's hope that's true.
00:06:27.780 There's a study out of China.
00:06:30.860 It's not really big enough,
00:06:32.260 but out of 318 outbreaks,
00:06:35.860 oh, 318 outbreaks,
00:06:37.740 so that's a lot of people
00:06:38.820 because that's just, you know,
00:06:40.960 multiple people per outbreak,
00:06:43.420 and there are lots of them,
00:06:44.520 found that transmission of the virus
00:06:48.280 occurred out of doors
00:06:49.500 in only one involving just two cases.
00:06:54.680 So out of 318 outbreaks,
00:06:59.120 you know, gigantic clusters,
00:07:00.460 I don't know how big they were,
00:07:01.380 but they were clusters.
00:07:03.140 Only one of the clusters,
00:07:04.860 out of 318,
00:07:05.800 had any example at all
00:07:08.120 that they could identify
00:07:09.860 that was transmitted outdoors,
00:07:11.780 and that affected two people,
00:07:14.980 and maybe they were, you know,
00:07:16.600 in the same situation.
00:07:17.740 I don't know.
00:07:19.020 So the obvious implication of this
00:07:22.920 is that if we all camped out,
00:07:26.240 if we all just camped out
00:07:27.880 and lived outdoors over the summer,
00:07:30.380 there would be no coronavirus left.
00:07:32.400 You know,
00:07:33.540 that might come to us
00:07:34.420 from some other country
00:07:35.460 that had not eradicated it.
00:07:37.440 But in theory,
00:07:38.420 if this is true,
00:07:39.920 that the coronavirus
00:07:40.800 just hates to be outdoors,
00:07:44.000 and, you know,
00:07:44.820 Trump was talking about this
00:07:46.640 at the press conference,
00:07:48.140 that the coronavirus
00:07:49.360 doesn't like humidity,
00:07:51.580 it doesn't like sun,
00:07:53.080 and it doesn't like heat.
00:07:56.640 And so we could just all camp out.
00:08:01.100 Well, let me put it this way.
00:08:02.900 What would be the odds
00:08:04.480 of getting coronavirus
00:08:06.060 if you simply camped out
00:08:07.860 for the summer?
00:08:09.360 You just lived in the woods.
00:08:11.680 Basically zero.
00:08:14.520 Not quite zero,
00:08:15.660 but pretty low.
00:08:18.280 So I think that gives also
00:08:20.060 lots of ideas
00:08:21.120 how businesses could open up.
00:08:23.140 Because as luck would have it,
00:08:24.820 it's our summer.
00:08:26.360 So there are a lot of businesses
00:08:27.840 that could open up,
00:08:28.900 like the restaurants
00:08:29.760 could just,
00:08:30.900 I can imagine restaurants
00:08:32.000 will do this,
00:08:32.980 just get rid of the front windows
00:08:34.780 and be an open-air restaurant
00:08:36.600 in California.
00:08:37.900 You know,
00:08:38.120 it doesn't work in every state.
00:08:40.160 But, you know,
00:08:40.700 it works in Hawaii.
00:08:41.520 They've got their
00:08:41.980 open-air restaurants,
00:08:43.520 and they also have the lowest,
00:08:45.520 oh, that's true,
00:08:46.400 Hawaii has the lowest problem,
00:08:48.300 or one of the lowest problems,
00:08:50.900 and they also have
00:08:51.700 all the conditions
00:08:52.640 that would suggest
00:08:54.540 it would stay that way.
00:08:56.820 Because you sort of live outdoors
00:08:58.340 when you're in Hawaii.
00:08:59.420 All right.
00:09:03.220 There was a leaked information
00:09:04.740 that the remdesivir,
00:09:06.520 it may not be that great,
00:09:08.760 but who trusts anything these days?
00:09:11.360 That's a wait and see.
00:09:13.060 All right.
00:09:13.300 The funniest thing,
00:09:14.460 oh, let's talk one more thing
00:09:16.020 about the coronavirus.
00:09:17.820 So, there's this preliminary study
00:09:23.820 of 3,000 New Yorkers,
00:09:25.660 and they found that
00:09:27.040 roughly 14% of them
00:09:28.880 tested positive
00:09:30.480 for coronavirus antibodies,
00:09:33.020 according to Cuomo.
00:09:36.500 So, what does that mean?
00:09:39.000 What does it mean
00:09:40.080 that in New York,
00:09:42.520 they found that 14%
00:09:44.740 already had it?
00:09:46.000 What's that mean?
00:09:48.580 Well, let's ask
00:09:49.720 Matt Walsh.
00:09:52.460 So, Matt Walsh tweeted,
00:09:55.660 and he referred to that study.
00:09:57.540 He says,
00:09:58.240 these antibody studies,
00:09:59.960 if the results hold true,
00:10:01.820 seem to indicate two things.
00:10:03.900 So, these are the things
00:10:05.080 that it indicates.
00:10:05.800 Number one,
00:10:06.960 the virus is much less deadly
00:10:08.720 than reported.
00:10:09.440 That would be true
00:10:11.420 as a percentage of people
00:10:13.500 who die
00:10:14.220 who get it.
00:10:15.600 So, this would suggest
00:10:17.100 that there's a very,
00:10:18.800 very small percentage
00:10:19.740 of people
00:10:20.080 who actually die from it.
00:10:21.240 That is good news.
00:10:22.280 Yay.
00:10:23.540 Number two,
00:10:24.600 says Matt Walsh,
00:10:26.020 it had already spread widely
00:10:27.420 before the lockdowns.
00:10:28.860 True.
00:10:30.160 I mean, you could say
00:10:30.900 that would be true, right?
00:10:31.840 So, these are two true statements,
00:10:33.920 no doubt about it.
00:10:35.800 Definitely true
00:10:36.660 that it's less deadly
00:10:38.040 than reported
00:10:38.720 if these antibody tests are right.
00:10:41.580 And it's definitely true
00:10:42.640 that it must have been spreading
00:10:44.600 faster and more than we knew.
00:10:47.180 And then he says,
00:10:48.320 and those lead
00:10:49.180 to an inescapable conclusion.
00:10:52.320 So, I want you to see
00:10:54.100 if this conclusion
00:10:55.100 seems inescapable to you.
00:10:58.200 Because watch me
00:10:59.100 Houdini out of it.
00:11:02.680 Inescapable, you say.
00:11:04.320 We'll see.
00:11:06.000 So, the inescapable conclusion,
00:11:08.400 says Matt,
00:11:09.120 is we wrecked the economy
00:11:10.800 for no good reason.
00:11:12.120 All right?
00:11:12.580 So, there's two pieces
00:11:13.840 of evidence.
00:11:15.840 Are the viruses
00:11:16.460 much less deadly
00:11:17.480 than reported?
00:11:19.000 True.
00:11:20.340 As a percentage
00:11:21.320 of people who die.
00:11:22.500 And it had already
00:11:23.400 spread more widely
00:11:24.200 before the lockdowns.
00:11:25.400 Before the lockdowns
00:11:26.420 even started.
00:11:28.100 True.
00:11:29.600 And these lead
00:11:30.280 to an inescapable conclusion
00:11:31.880 that we wrecked
00:11:32.580 the economy
00:11:33.140 for no good reason.
00:11:35.780 Is that true?
00:11:37.780 Is that inescapable?
00:11:39.820 Well, let's do the math.
00:11:42.240 Suppose
00:11:42.720 that the New York numbers
00:11:44.640 hold
00:11:45.040 and let's say,
00:11:47.340 just to be generous,
00:11:49.560 that the rest of the world
00:11:50.600 was like New York.
00:11:51.780 So, the rest of the world
00:11:52.820 is not like New York.
00:11:54.540 But let's say
00:11:55.180 that,
00:11:56.340 let's say 14%
00:11:57.780 of the whole country.
00:11:59.820 So, I'm intentionally
00:12:01.100 going with the most
00:12:01.940 conservative estimate here.
00:12:03.840 Because you know
00:12:04.620 that 14%
00:12:05.680 is probably only
00:12:07.320 in the hot spots.
00:12:08.580 And the rest of the countries
00:12:09.560 must be lower.
00:12:10.820 But let's say it was that.
00:12:12.420 14% everywhere
00:12:13.680 in the country.
00:12:14.300 Just magically
00:12:14.920 to keep the math simple.
00:12:18.300 And that has produced,
00:12:19.720 I believe,
00:12:20.320 46,000 deaths.
00:12:21.720 So,
00:12:24.100 you know,
00:12:25.720 14% infection
00:12:27.440 producing 46,000 deaths.
00:12:31.000 What would happen
00:12:32.160 when the infection
00:12:34.060 reaches herd
00:12:35.300 immunity level,
00:12:37.740 which could be
00:12:38.600 60 to 70%?
00:12:40.680 Well, let's pick 70
00:12:42.060 because what we do know
00:12:43.720 about this virus is
00:12:44.780 it seems to be
00:12:45.800 a little extra viral.
00:12:48.140 So, I would think,
00:12:49.440 common sense says,
00:12:50.460 always dangerous,
00:12:52.760 that if a virus
00:12:54.540 is a little extra viral,
00:12:56.720 you know,
00:12:57.020 because of the way
00:12:57.560 it goes to the air,
00:12:58.660 et cetera,
00:12:59.400 if it's a little extra viral,
00:13:01.600 you probably have to get
00:13:02.660 higher on the end
00:13:04.040 of herd immunity,
00:13:05.280 like closer to 70%
00:13:06.720 to really stamp it down
00:13:09.040 versus 60.
00:13:10.540 So, let's say 70.
00:13:11.700 So, to get from 14%,
00:13:13.260 which has been measured
00:13:14.620 just in New York,
00:13:16.640 to get to 70%,
00:13:18.620 how many times is that?
00:13:20.820 It's about five, right?
00:13:22.640 So, for the 14%
00:13:24.340 who already have been exposed
00:13:25.980 to grow to 70%,
00:13:27.420 it would be five times
00:13:29.080 as much as has happened already.
00:13:31.100 And again,
00:13:31.560 this is the most conservative
00:13:32.960 because we know
00:13:34.780 the rest of the country
00:13:35.880 doesn't have anything
00:13:36.760 like 14%.
00:13:37.960 It's a hotspot number.
00:13:39.780 So,
00:13:41.480 if we continued on
00:13:43.960 the way we're going
00:13:44.820 with this super weak virus,
00:13:48.020 the 46,000
00:13:49.260 who have already died
00:13:51.180 at a 14% infection
00:13:54.140 would be five times that.
00:13:56.460 So, that would be
00:13:57.280 about 230,000 people
00:13:59.200 who would die
00:13:59.900 if we take the controls off.
00:14:05.740 And we're also hearing
00:14:07.720 that people are getting
00:14:08.720 organ damage
00:14:09.540 that might be permanent.
00:14:10.900 We don't know.
00:14:12.180 So, there's at least
00:14:13.520 the possibility
00:14:14.380 that the organ damage
00:14:16.360 type people
00:14:16.900 might be 10 times
00:14:18.440 as much as the deaths.
00:14:20.880 So, maybe you get
00:14:22.220 a million people
00:14:23.220 with organ damage,
00:14:24.880 something like that,
00:14:25.680 maybe 2 million,
00:14:27.080 could be higher.
00:14:28.900 So,
00:14:30.120 would you say
00:14:30.920 that we wrecked the economy
00:14:32.040 for no good reason
00:14:33.320 if what we did
00:14:35.260 was at least
00:14:37.120 slowed it down
00:14:37.960 so maybe we could
00:14:38.900 hold it to a few
00:14:40.120 hundred thousand dead
00:14:41.160 because we slowed
00:14:42.640 things down,
00:14:43.440 got us a little closer
00:14:44.480 to maybe a vaccination
00:14:46.080 or some therapeutics
00:14:47.900 that work
00:14:48.400 or some better testing
00:14:49.540 or something.
00:14:51.980 I don't know.
00:14:53.760 To me,
00:14:54.260 that looks like
00:14:54.920 a lot of people.
00:14:57.180 So,
00:14:57.580 you could certainly
00:14:58.100 make an argument
00:14:58.780 that we should not
00:15:01.460 have closed the economy
00:15:02.560 and we should have
00:15:03.360 just plowed right through.
00:15:04.680 You could make
00:15:05.440 that argument,
00:15:06.100 I think,
00:15:06.820 but you can't make
00:15:07.880 the argument
00:15:08.300 that there was
00:15:08.920 no good reason.
00:15:10.700 You could only say,
00:15:12.080 okay,
00:15:12.280 it was a pretty good reason
00:15:13.140 but I still,
00:15:14.940 still think
00:15:16.320 we should have done this.
00:15:18.180 I think a few
00:15:19.040 hundred thousand people
00:15:19.960 dead,
00:15:21.240 a million people
00:15:21.980 with organ damage,
00:15:23.660 that's a good reason.
00:15:25.420 If it's not good
00:15:26.340 enough for you,
00:15:26.960 I'd respect that
00:15:27.820 but it's not
00:15:28.720 a bad reason.
00:15:30.380 All right.
00:15:34.680 Let's see.
00:15:35.740 We've got,
00:15:38.240 this is weird.
00:15:40.760 Elizabeth Warren's
00:15:42.000 brother
00:15:43.400 passed away
00:15:44.320 from,
00:15:45.360 well,
00:15:46.060 he had
00:15:46.400 coronavirus
00:15:47.300 but
00:15:48.860 they don't say
00:15:49.900 he died from it.
00:15:50.980 He passed away
00:15:51.880 after testing
00:15:52.760 positive for it.
00:15:54.240 So,
00:15:55.360 you know,
00:15:55.800 I don't know
00:15:56.220 what the,
00:15:56.740 what the ruling
00:15:58.260 is on that
00:15:58.960 and then
00:16:00.020 Maxine Waters
00:16:00.860 also said
00:16:02.180 that her sister
00:16:03.220 is dying
00:16:03.960 from coronavirus
00:16:05.200 and is in,
00:16:05.960 is in the hospital.
00:16:06.780 so,
00:16:11.420 you know,
00:16:11.700 remember I told you
00:16:12.440 that we were
00:16:12.880 going to have
00:16:13.220 this Kevin Bacon
00:16:14.100 thing
00:16:14.480 where,
00:16:15.680 you know,
00:16:16.320 the people
00:16:18.100 who are having
00:16:18.700 coronavirus problems
00:16:20.000 are going to start
00:16:21.260 out being,
00:16:21.940 well,
00:16:22.280 that's nobody
00:16:23.040 I have any
00:16:23.640 connection with
00:16:24.380 and that's going
00:16:25.440 to be somebody
00:16:26.140 you know
00:16:26.620 who knows
00:16:26.980 somebody
00:16:27.520 and that's going
00:16:28.520 to be somebody
00:16:28.960 you know
00:16:29.500 and you
00:16:31.340 could just
00:16:31.660 feel this
00:16:32.220 thing
00:16:32.560 like,
00:16:35.000 like somehow
00:16:35.640 weaving its way
00:16:36.960 into society
00:16:37.740 because it's like
00:16:38.580 okay,
00:16:39.560 now there's
00:16:40.140 two people
00:16:40.760 at least you
00:16:41.300 know from
00:16:41.680 television
00:16:42.180 who've got
00:16:43.620 a problem
00:16:44.060 in the family
00:16:44.660 so getting
00:16:46.320 closer.
00:16:46.700 All right.
00:16:51.220 I wonder
00:16:51.940 if we need
00:16:52.520 to get to,
00:16:53.300 oh,
00:16:53.520 let's talk
00:16:53.900 about Joe Biden.
00:16:54.620 So did you see
00:16:56.200 the brilliant
00:16:57.440 branding
00:16:58.080 that President
00:16:59.340 Trump dropped
00:17:00.300 on Joe Biden
00:17:01.100 at the press
00:17:02.220 conference?
00:17:03.660 I've been laughing
00:17:04.780 for hours
00:17:07.000 about this.
00:17:08.500 There is a real
00:17:09.860 magic to the way
00:17:11.120 Trump words
00:17:12.060 things.
00:17:13.120 And I think
00:17:13.480 we just have
00:17:14.040 to,
00:17:14.840 at this point
00:17:15.740 we just have
00:17:16.400 to agree
00:17:16.960 that he can
00:17:18.200 put a sentence
00:17:18.880 together
00:17:19.520 if it's going
00:17:20.960 to be an
00:17:21.700 insult
00:17:22.140 or persuasion
00:17:22.940 sentence
00:17:23.440 like nobody
00:17:25.020 really,
00:17:25.760 nobody else
00:17:26.300 really does.
00:17:28.080 And here's
00:17:29.000 what he said
00:17:29.620 about Joe Biden
00:17:30.740 when he was
00:17:31.200 just riffing
00:17:32.080 on him
00:17:32.460 at the press
00:17:33.080 conference
00:17:33.560 and with no,
00:17:36.100 it looked like
00:17:36.860 no preparation
00:17:38.020 or anything
00:17:38.480 and just off
00:17:39.540 the top
00:17:39.920 of his head
00:17:40.500 Trump says
00:17:41.260 we have a
00:17:42.780 sleepy guy
00:17:43.320 in a basement
00:17:43.820 of a house.
00:17:45.640 We have a
00:17:46.580 sleepy guy
00:17:47.360 in a basement
00:17:48.560 of a house.
00:17:50.240 Now I could
00:17:51.040 write
00:17:51.700 a master's
00:17:53.980 thesis
00:17:54.320 on all the
00:17:55.720 things that
00:17:56.220 are right
00:17:56.640 about this
00:17:57.240 but let me
00:17:58.500 just give you
00:17:59.000 a hint.
00:18:00.060 So first
00:18:00.840 of all
00:18:01.080 it's visual
00:18:01.680 right?
00:18:02.860 It's not
00:18:03.560 just in a
00:18:04.200 basement
00:18:04.520 it's in a
00:18:06.000 basement
00:18:06.340 of a house.
00:18:07.900 As soon as
00:18:08.440 he said
00:18:08.800 he's in a
00:18:09.300 basement
00:18:09.600 of a house
00:18:10.200 you can
00:18:10.860 see the
00:18:11.180 house
00:18:11.580 and then
00:18:12.800 you can
00:18:13.040 see the
00:18:13.340 basement
00:18:13.660 and by
00:18:14.740 adding the
00:18:15.280 house
00:18:15.660 you've added
00:18:16.140 the contrast
00:18:16.980 being in a
00:18:17.920 house would
00:18:18.320 be pretty
00:18:18.700 good
00:18:19.020 being in a
00:18:19.880 basement
00:18:20.160 under the
00:18:20.580 house
00:18:20.780 that's
00:18:21.040 worse.
00:18:21.720 If you
00:18:21.940 just said
00:18:22.520 basement
00:18:22.960 if all
00:18:24.380 you said
00:18:24.640 was basement
00:18:25.180 there are
00:18:26.120 cool
00:18:26.340 basements.
00:18:27.060 People have
00:18:27.400 their man
00:18:27.800 caves in
00:18:28.280 the basement
00:18:28.700 sometimes you
00:18:30.020 like your
00:18:30.380 basement
00:18:30.680 but if you
00:18:31.720 say the
00:18:32.700 basement of
00:18:33.380 a house
00:18:33.980 you've added
00:18:35.040 the context
00:18:35.760 that no you
00:18:36.400 didn't even
00:18:36.760 make it into
00:18:37.220 the house
00:18:37.700 you're the
00:18:38.640 basement
00:18:39.000 under the
00:18:40.200 house.
00:18:41.260 So this
00:18:42.320 is the
00:18:42.900 sort of
00:18:43.340 thing that
00:18:43.680 Trump does
00:18:44.360 obviously I
00:18:45.920 don't think
00:18:46.180 he planned
00:18:46.640 it before
00:18:46.960 he said it
00:18:47.440 exactly
00:18:47.800 but it's
00:18:49.240 perfect
00:18:49.880 phrasing
00:18:50.480 and even
00:18:52.160 the first
00:18:52.580 part of
00:18:52.860 the sentence
00:18:53.300 he didn't
00:18:53.880 say Joe
00:18:55.020 Biden is
00:18:55.700 a sleepy
00:18:56.180 guy in
00:18:56.820 the basement
00:18:57.300 which wouldn't
00:18:59.100 really that
00:19:00.000 wouldn't be
00:19:00.400 funny would
00:19:00.920 it if all
00:19:01.980 he said was
00:19:02.640 Joe Biden
00:19:03.840 is a sleepy
00:19:04.540 guy in
00:19:05.000 the basement
00:19:05.440 that would
00:19:08.040 just lay
00:19:08.500 there but
00:19:09.500 look at the
00:19:09.880 way he said
00:19:10.560 it he goes
00:19:11.540 we we have
00:19:13.280 a sleepy
00:19:13.760 guy in a
00:19:14.520 basement of
00:19:15.060 the house
00:19:15.580 you have
00:19:17.160 to admit
00:19:17.640 that we
00:19:19.000 have totally
00:19:20.560 sells that
00:19:21.300 sentence
00:19:21.840 you there's
00:19:23.620 a hundred
00:19:23.980 ways you
00:19:24.540 could have
00:19:24.840 started this
00:19:25.440 sentence that
00:19:26.780 would just
00:19:27.140 lay there
00:19:27.740 flat completely
00:19:29.480 uninteresting and
00:19:30.540 you say yeah
00:19:31.020 yeah we get
00:19:31.600 it you already
00:19:32.760 said that Joe
00:19:34.280 Biden sleepy
00:19:35.300 Joe got it
00:19:36.480 got it but
00:19:38.880 somehow he
00:19:39.560 makes this
00:19:39.980 sentence just
00:19:40.560 come alive by
00:19:41.960 starting it
00:19:42.540 with we
00:19:43.500 have who's
00:19:45.280 we and
00:19:46.400 why do we
00:19:46.800 have him
00:19:47.320 and the
00:19:49.500 fact that you
00:19:49.980 have to ask
00:19:50.540 yourself who's
00:19:51.800 we and why
00:19:53.040 do we have
00:19:53.500 Joe Biden
00:19:54.060 that's that's
00:19:55.400 part of the
00:19:55.800 magic because
00:19:57.200 everything that
00:19:58.300 he says has
00:19:59.680 a little extra
00:20:00.600 all right if
00:20:02.500 he just said
00:20:03.160 Joe Biden is
00:20:04.760 sleepy and
00:20:05.380 he's in the
00:20:05.800 basement that
00:20:07.440 would be a
00:20:08.320 little bit
00:20:08.940 interesting but
00:20:10.640 if he says we
00:20:11.580 have suddenly
00:20:13.260 your brain just
00:20:14.060 stops and it
00:20:14.600 goes we
00:20:15.380 have what
00:20:16.640 exactly is
00:20:17.400 we who's
00:20:18.460 we and why
00:20:19.420 do we have
00:20:19.940 him and it's
00:20:21.380 just a whole
00:20:21.920 level of
00:20:22.440 complexity that
00:20:23.340 draws you in
00:20:24.220 and keeps you
00:20:25.200 on the sentence
00:20:26.000 and he doesn't
00:20:27.560 even use Biden's
00:20:28.520 name he just
00:20:29.820 says and I
00:20:30.940 don't even think
00:20:31.440 he used I don't
00:20:32.440 think he used
00:20:32.880 Biden's name at
00:20:33.640 all he just
00:20:34.160 goes we have a
00:20:35.280 sleepy guy in a
00:20:36.440 basement of a
00:20:37.140 house and now
00:20:39.360 combining the
00:20:41.000 sleepy guy
00:20:41.780 he's he's not
00:20:43.320 even he's not
00:20:44.520 even like an
00:20:45.100 ex-senator an
00:20:46.300 ex-vice-president
00:20:47.220 he's not a
00:20:47.800 candidate for
00:20:48.480 president he's
00:20:49.860 just a sleepy
00:20:50.580 guy in a
00:20:52.240 basement of a
00:20:54.040 house it is so
00:20:55.940 minimizing he's
00:20:57.600 just a sleepy
00:20:58.280 guy he's not
00:20:59.100 even a guy he's
00:21:00.680 a sleepy guy he's
00:21:02.440 not even in a
00:21:03.020 house he's in a
00:21:03.800 basement of a
00:21:04.420 house and then
00:21:05.980 it gets better
00:21:06.740 you know he
00:21:07.160 said a few
00:21:07.520 other things but
00:21:08.300 then he he
00:21:09.300 puts this end
00:21:10.100 cap on it so
00:21:11.440 that the first
00:21:12.120 sentence was that
00:21:12.900 we have a sleepy
00:21:13.580 guy in the
00:21:13.960 basement of a
00:21:14.500 house he said
00:21:15.560 a few other
00:21:15.960 things then he
00:21:16.520 puts his end
00:21:17.100 cap it was just
00:21:18.060 like this perfect
00:21:19.500 you know frame and
00:21:21.660 then he ends it
00:21:22.200 with he goes and
00:21:29.960 he's not moving
00:21:30.620 around he's not
00:21:32.600 moving too much
00:21:33.560 he's not moving
00:21:35.460 too much so
00:21:36.740 you know this
00:21:40.740 is that kind
00:21:41.380 of a sentence
00:21:42.940 fragment that
00:21:43.900 all the the
00:21:44.940 trump haters
00:21:45.880 hate it because
00:21:47.320 when you if you
00:21:48.100 read it it
00:21:48.740 doesn't read as
00:21:49.440 well as when
00:21:50.400 you're you're
00:21:50.900 talking he goes
00:21:52.100 he's not moving
00:21:53.120 around he's not
00:21:54.680 moving too much
00:21:55.560 he's not moving
00:21:59.820 around he's not
00:22:01.260 even moving he's
00:22:02.860 he's just some
00:22:03.780 sleepy guy in the
00:22:05.460 basement of a
00:22:06.100 house he couldn't
00:22:06.900 make it to the
00:22:07.480 house he's in the
00:22:08.900 basement he's not
00:22:10.120 moving around
00:22:10.680 not she's really
00:22:11.340 not moving much
00:22:12.300 and what's even
00:22:22.380 you know if you
00:22:23.780 want something that's
00:22:24.580 even funnier than
00:22:25.460 this if you if you
00:22:27.960 want the the topper
00:22:29.320 the the fake news is
00:22:32.740 running polls that
00:22:33.640 Biden is just
00:22:34.420 trouncing his
00:22:35.680 truth is trouncing
00:22:36.620 Trump in the in the
00:22:37.980 swing states
00:22:38.920 Biden Biden is
00:22:48.420 just barely
00:22:49.440 sentient he's
00:22:51.200 just barely
00:22:51.860 sentient he's
00:22:53.760 just a sleepy guy
00:22:54.780 in the basement
00:22:55.440 and he's leading
00:22:57.380 Trump by like 10
00:22:58.260 points in the
00:22:59.180 swing states
00:23:00.080 that's what we've
00:23:03.180 come to
00:23:03.620 oh I mean just
00:23:08.380 that just made my
00:23:09.200 whole day
00:23:09.700 all right well
00:23:13.760 I think that's
00:23:15.540 I think that's
00:23:17.420 what I wanted to
00:23:18.040 tell you today
00:23:18.700 oh sleeping
00:23:23.900 out of the
00:23:24.380 basement of his
00:23:25.020 house no names
00:23:26.620 given all right
00:23:28.500 oh man that is
00:23:32.260 so funny yeah
00:23:33.740 it's like a Mike
00:23:34.620 Lindell topper
00:23:35.460 it's a my
00:23:37.220 pillow
00:23:37.520 all right I
00:23:44.760 was thinking of
00:23:45.440 a topic for
00:23:47.280 these these
00:23:48.300 evening
00:23:49.000 periscopes
00:23:50.680 because I don't
00:23:52.220 like to just you
00:23:52.940 know do all
00:23:53.580 coronavirus all the
00:23:54.580 time it's fun in
00:23:55.400 the morning but
00:23:56.060 by the evening
00:23:56.940 he wants something
00:23:57.760 else to think
00:23:58.260 about so I
00:24:01.100 have a
00:24:01.680 a topic
00:24:03.040 let's see if
00:24:04.240 you like this
00:24:04.740 one and the
00:24:05.780 and the topic
00:24:06.820 would be the
00:24:07.660 most surprising
00:24:08.460 things I
00:24:09.860 learned
00:24:10.240 from either
00:24:14.380 being old
00:24:16.760 so the most
00:24:18.380 surprising things
00:24:19.200 I learned
00:24:19.600 oh yeah I did
00:24:22.000 walk today
00:24:22.460 thanks for
00:24:23.300 asking
00:24:23.520 about being
00:24:26.560 old about
00:24:27.320 about fame
00:24:29.880 about getting
00:24:31.520 rich
00:24:31.980 because I've
00:24:33.240 experienced all
00:24:34.060 these things
00:24:34.700 and I thought
00:24:35.640 would you like
00:24:36.500 to hear
00:24:36.900 would you like
00:24:40.400 to hear the
00:24:40.820 most surprising
00:24:41.600 things about
00:24:42.780 those things
00:24:43.780 and since your
00:24:45.480 comments are
00:24:46.280 delayed I'll just
00:24:47.140 assume you said
00:24:47.800 yes
00:24:48.140 and
00:24:51.220 here's the
00:24:54.760 most surprising
00:24:55.400 thing about
00:24:56.020 getting older
00:24:56.720 I'm totally
00:24:58.980 surprised how
00:24:59.680 healthy I am
00:25:00.420 because when I
00:25:02.520 was a kid
00:25:03.120 when I was a
00:25:05.580 kid I don't
00:25:05.960 think there was
00:25:06.320 any such thing
00:25:07.020 as anybody my
00:25:07.780 age who was
00:25:08.280 also healthy
00:25:09.020 it seems like
00:25:10.160 it didn't exist
00:25:10.820 I'm also
00:25:12.500 surprised
00:25:13.120 at
00:25:14.780 the fact that
00:25:16.440 you get smarter
00:25:17.160 as you age
00:25:18.420 I didn't think
00:25:19.320 that was going
00:25:19.780 to happen
00:25:20.180 I thought I'd
00:25:21.640 sort of
00:25:22.380 cap out
00:25:23.660 around 45
00:25:24.380 I did not
00:25:27.080 expect that I
00:25:27.720 would feel
00:25:28.160 smarter
00:25:28.640 every year of
00:25:30.240 my life
00:25:30.740 into my
00:25:31.660 current age
00:25:32.260 that that
00:25:33.220 would not
00:25:33.840 have
00:25:34.220 occurred to
00:25:35.700 me
00:25:35.900 but it
00:25:36.980 certainly
00:25:37.200 feels like
00:25:37.780 it's true
00:25:38.180 and I think
00:25:39.040 it's just
00:25:39.340 because I
00:25:39.660 layered a
00:25:40.240 lot of
00:25:40.740 skills
00:25:41.300 together
00:25:41.720 I also
00:25:44.340 would not
00:25:44.840 have
00:25:45.260 I'm seeing
00:25:46.820 lots of
00:25:47.180 yeses
00:25:47.560 good
00:25:47.820 I also
00:25:49.180 would not
00:25:49.620 have
00:25:49.800 guessed
00:25:50.440 how much
00:25:53.020 I could
00:25:53.400 hack my
00:25:54.060 own brain
00:25:54.760 and reprogram
00:25:56.980 myself
00:25:57.540 so from
00:25:59.260 my earliest
00:26:00.040 memory
00:26:00.980 I was
00:26:03.200 interested in
00:26:03.760 understanding
00:26:04.260 reality but
00:26:05.060 also in
00:26:05.740 reprogramming
00:26:06.780 my own
00:26:07.200 brain
00:26:07.560 and I
00:26:08.800 started
00:26:09.380 reading books
00:26:10.080 when I was
00:26:10.440 really young
00:26:10.920 about you
00:26:11.460 know the
00:26:11.920 power of
00:26:12.420 positive
00:26:12.760 thinking
00:26:13.240 and meditating
00:26:14.220 and as you
00:26:15.140 know I
00:26:15.440 learned hypnosis
00:26:16.360 and all
00:26:17.380 of that
00:26:17.660 stuff was
00:26:18.240 the same
00:26:19.000 it was the
00:26:20.420 same journey
00:26:21.140 which is
00:26:21.800 trying to
00:26:22.120 figure out
00:26:22.580 how to
00:26:23.040 directly
00:26:23.960 reprogram
00:26:25.000 my brain
00:26:25.700 as though
00:26:27.040 it were
00:26:27.400 a computer
00:26:27.920 and make
00:26:29.120 it different
00:26:29.600 so you
00:26:30.740 know the
00:26:30.960 easy ways
00:26:31.540 you reprogram
00:26:32.400 your brains
00:26:32.920 you learn
00:26:33.540 something
00:26:34.000 or you
00:26:34.680 you break
00:26:35.840 a habit
00:26:36.360 or you give
00:26:37.020 yourself a
00:26:37.540 habit
00:26:37.900 and all
00:26:38.180 that
00:26:38.380 but
00:26:39.380 the thing
00:26:40.920 that I
00:26:41.260 would not
00:26:41.700 have guessed
00:26:42.480 is that
00:26:44.480 there's very
00:26:45.900 much a
00:26:46.520 like a
00:26:48.180 compound
00:26:48.720 interest
00:26:49.460 element
00:26:50.400 to it
00:26:50.960 which means
00:26:51.920 that the
00:26:52.280 first
00:26:52.680 10 or
00:26:54.260 20 years
00:26:54.940 you try
00:26:55.360 to hack
00:26:55.900 your own
00:26:56.320 brain
00:26:56.680 you do
00:26:57.760 get results
00:26:58.580 and you
00:27:00.200 say to
00:27:00.500 yourself
00:27:00.820 that's
00:27:01.220 pretty good
00:27:01.800 I just
00:27:02.120 spent 10
00:27:02.600 or 20
00:27:03.000 years
00:27:03.700 like working
00:27:05.160 diligently
00:27:05.840 and you
00:27:06.780 know with
00:27:07.380 the specific
00:27:07.980 outcomes in
00:27:08.860 mind
00:27:09.240 to fix
00:27:10.680 my brain
00:27:11.320 and reprogram
00:27:12.140 it
00:27:12.400 but how
00:27:13.320 much
00:27:13.600 further
00:27:14.400 can you
00:27:14.880 take it
00:27:15.480 and I
00:27:16.480 gotta tell
00:27:16.960 you
00:27:17.240 that it
00:27:18.600 just keeps
00:27:19.300 getting better
00:27:20.000 and at this
00:27:21.080 point in my
00:27:21.520 life I feel
00:27:22.180 like I have
00:27:22.720 an almost
00:27:24.680 self-designed
00:27:25.720 brain
00:27:26.300 meaning that
00:27:27.600 I have so
00:27:28.200 programmed
00:27:28.840 and hacked
00:27:29.920 my own
00:27:30.360 brain
00:27:30.780 that it's
00:27:31.800 almost an
00:27:32.400 invention
00:27:32.860 of my
00:27:33.980 own
00:27:34.320 creation
00:27:34.920 it just
00:27:35.740 took 50
00:27:36.700 years to
00:27:37.120 get there
00:27:37.480 and if
00:27:39.760 you had
00:27:40.480 told me
00:27:41.100 that that
00:27:43.400 was
00:27:43.960 something
00:27:44.900 that could
00:27:45.380 happen
00:27:45.760 that you
00:27:46.520 could just
00:27:46.900 keep
00:27:47.220 reprogramming
00:27:48.080 your brain
00:27:48.580 and you
00:27:48.980 would just
00:27:49.300 keep getting
00:27:49.760 better at
00:27:50.280 it assuming
00:27:50.760 that you
00:27:51.160 were dedicated
00:27:51.980 and it was
00:27:52.580 something you
00:27:52.940 were actually
00:27:53.240 trying to do
00:27:54.080 all your
00:27:54.480 life it
00:27:55.360 would just
00:27:55.640 get better
00:27:56.020 and better
00:27:56.340 I would
00:27:57.440 have been
00:27:57.680 totally
00:27:57.960 surprised
00:27:58.460 here's
00:28:01.340 something
00:28:01.720 I'll teach
00:28:04.460 you how
00:28:04.840 I could
00:28:05.800 do that
00:28:06.200 on another
00:28:07.720 day I'll
00:28:08.400 teach you
00:28:08.760 how to
00:28:08.940 do that
00:28:09.420 here's the
00:28:11.920 most famous
00:28:12.540 surprising
00:28:13.300 things about
00:28:14.040 fame
00:28:15.080 and
00:28:17.560 one is
00:28:18.700 how much
00:28:19.000 responsibility
00:28:19.660 it is
00:28:20.240 the thing
00:28:21.960 you don't
00:28:22.260 really count
00:28:22.800 on about
00:28:23.380 being famous
00:28:24.080 is how
00:28:26.920 much work
00:28:27.380 it is
00:28:27.780 it's like
00:28:28.820 it's really
00:28:29.560 a lot of
00:28:30.100 extra work
00:28:31.120 to be famous
00:28:32.400 just to manage
00:28:33.220 the famous
00:28:33.820 part because
00:28:34.440 what happens
00:28:34.980 is it
00:28:35.920 attracts a
00:28:36.800 lot of
00:28:37.420 inquiries
00:28:38.480 and messages
00:28:39.260 and requests
00:28:40.860 and it's
00:28:42.600 just a lot
00:28:43.220 of work
00:28:43.700 to be famous
00:28:44.640 now I'm not
00:28:45.420 complaining
00:28:45.880 I'm just
00:28:46.420 describing
00:28:46.960 right
00:28:47.420 obviously I
00:28:48.560 wouldn't be
00:28:49.320 in the
00:28:50.240 careers that
00:28:50.860 I've chosen
00:28:51.340 if I didn't
00:28:52.720 want to be
00:28:53.340 famous
00:28:53.780 so the
00:28:54.400 positives
00:28:55.320 outweigh
00:28:55.860 the negatives
00:28:56.660 in my
00:28:57.000 opinion
00:28:57.300 but here
00:28:58.580 these are
00:28:58.980 just the
00:28:59.360 surprises
00:28:59.880 so I
00:29:01.380 was surprised
00:29:02.180 how much
00:29:03.140 responsibility
00:29:03.840 there is
00:29:04.680 first of all
00:29:06.120 and part of
00:29:07.420 it is the
00:29:07.900 spider-man
00:29:08.400 problem
00:29:08.840 you know
00:29:09.900 at the end
00:29:10.820 of spider-man
00:29:11.400 he says
00:29:11.740 something like
00:29:12.300 you know
00:29:13.440 with great
00:29:13.980 power comes
00:29:15.140 great responsibility
00:29:16.020 and when
00:29:17.900 you're famous
00:29:18.580 especially if
00:29:19.800 it's attracting
00:29:20.400 any kind of
00:29:20.960 money
00:29:21.200 you end up
00:29:22.580 feeling like
00:29:23.300 oh
00:29:23.800 there are
00:29:24.160 just some
00:29:24.580 things I
00:29:25.000 can do
00:29:25.620 excuse me
00:29:29.780 I laughed
00:29:31.320 until I
00:29:32.540 coughed
00:29:33.100 there are
00:29:33.560 some things
00:29:33.920 I can do
00:29:34.300 that other
00:29:34.600 people can't
00:29:35.100 do
00:29:35.300 so you feel
00:29:35.860 like well
00:29:36.300 I guess I
00:29:36.800 have to do
00:29:37.200 them
00:29:37.460 the other
00:29:39.840 thing I
00:29:40.140 would not
00:29:40.460 have expected
00:29:41.000 is the
00:29:42.320 number of
00:29:42.660 people you
00:29:43.060 can heal
00:29:43.680 if you're
00:29:44.980 famous
00:29:45.440 which sounds
00:29:46.600 weird right
00:29:47.260 but the
00:29:48.480 number of
00:29:48.880 people I've
00:29:49.380 directly
00:29:49.860 saved their
00:29:51.220 lives
00:29:51.720 I've lost
00:29:53.260 count
00:29:53.680 and that's
00:29:55.060 not something
00:29:55.440 you'd expect
00:29:56.200 now you're
00:29:56.900 probably wondering
00:29:57.480 can you give
00:29:58.440 me an example
00:29:59.160 of how many
00:30:00.760 people you
00:30:01.340 healed or
00:30:02.180 saved their
00:30:02.680 lives
00:30:03.240 yes I
00:30:04.340 can
00:30:04.600 one example
00:30:06.780 is I had
00:30:08.060 my own
00:30:08.420 bout with
00:30:09.040 this weird
00:30:10.180 voice problem
00:30:10.980 called
00:30:11.360 spasmodic
00:30:13.440 dysphonia
00:30:15.540 so I
00:30:16.480 couldn't speak
00:30:17.300 for about
00:30:17.780 three years
00:30:18.440 and but
00:30:20.880 I found
00:30:21.360 a surgical
00:30:22.120 you know
00:30:22.760 a new
00:30:23.020 surgical
00:30:23.500 technique
00:30:24.200 that I
00:30:25.880 took the
00:30:26.280 surgery
00:30:26.660 and then I
00:30:27.100 became sort
00:30:27.800 of an
00:30:28.020 outreach
00:30:28.480 ambassador
00:30:29.100 so through
00:30:30.800 my efforts
00:30:31.520 I got to
00:30:32.980 tell a lot
00:30:33.680 of people
00:30:34.060 who probably
00:30:34.680 would not
00:30:35.160 have found
00:30:35.620 it on their
00:30:36.080 own
00:30:36.360 that there
00:30:37.300 was a way
00:30:37.720 to fix
00:30:38.180 this thing
00:30:38.600 so there
00:30:40.500 were a whole
00:30:40.900 bunch of
00:30:41.260 people who
00:30:41.700 heard about
00:30:42.100 it from
00:30:42.440 me because
00:30:43.040 I was going
00:30:43.780 out of my
00:30:44.160 way to make
00:30:44.700 sure that they
00:30:45.200 heard about
00:30:45.620 it who
00:30:46.620 got the
00:30:47.140 surgery and
00:30:47.820 now can
00:30:48.600 speak
00:30:48.940 so those
00:30:50.400 are people
00:30:51.000 I basically
00:30:51.600 healed
00:30:52.140 now not
00:30:53.540 directly
00:30:53.980 right the
00:30:54.580 doctor did
00:30:55.160 it but
00:30:55.620 it wouldn't
00:30:56.420 have happened
00:30:56.860 if I hadn't
00:30:57.400 connected them
00:30:58.180 and likewise
00:30:59.400 pyresis is
00:31:01.320 something I've
00:31:01.780 talked about
00:31:02.220 before people
00:31:02.960 have shy
00:31:03.380 bladder
00:31:03.760 just the fact
00:31:05.040 that I
00:31:05.340 talked about
00:31:06.000 it and
00:31:07.140 made it a
00:31:07.980 public topic
00:31:08.760 actually
00:31:09.820 probably healed
00:31:11.780 dozens of
00:31:13.220 people who
00:31:13.640 just heard
00:31:13.960 about it
00:31:14.620 because I
00:31:15.220 gave some
00:31:15.580 tips about
00:31:16.120 it etc
00:31:16.480 I was
00:31:18.840 among the
00:31:19.480 first people
00:31:20.720 to say
00:31:21.940 that the
00:31:22.360 coronavirus
00:31:22.940 maybe was
00:31:24.280 something dangerous
00:31:25.020 enough to
00:31:25.540 close the
00:31:26.260 traffic from
00:31:27.280 China and
00:31:28.300 I've heard
00:31:28.640 from people
00:31:29.100 who said
00:31:29.480 that that
00:31:29.920 was the
00:31:30.280 first moment
00:31:31.420 they took
00:31:32.240 it seriously
00:31:32.820 and started
00:31:34.000 doing their
00:31:34.460 own social
00:31:35.140 isolating about
00:31:36.080 that same
00:31:36.500 time so I'm
00:31:37.800 thinking well
00:31:38.660 maybe I
00:31:39.180 helped you
00:31:40.280 know indirectly
00:31:40.880 in some way
00:31:41.540 there as
00:31:41.880 well
00:31:42.260 bro you
00:31:45.720 look like
00:31:46.140 a goblin
00:31:46.720 oh I
00:31:48.580 wish I
00:31:48.880 had a
00:31:49.160 nickel for
00:31:49.660 every time
00:31:50.440 I heard
00:31:50.800 that
00:31:51.140 here's
00:31:58.400 another
00:31:58.640 thing that
00:31:59.060 I would
00:31:59.320 not have
00:31:59.940 guessed
00:32:00.180 about fame
00:32:00.960 that
00:32:02.180 it cures
00:32:04.860 shyness
00:32:05.620 you would
00:32:07.620 never see
00:32:08.000 that coming
00:32:08.600 would you
00:32:08.940 because you
00:32:09.300 would think
00:32:09.600 that being
00:32:09.960 famous
00:32:10.460 would be
00:32:12.060 the worst
00:32:12.540 thing that
00:32:12.960 could happen
00:32:13.360 to an
00:32:13.740 introvert
00:32:14.200 and I'm
00:32:15.660 sort of
00:32:15.960 naturally
00:32:16.360 an introvert
00:32:17.060 but I'm
00:32:18.060 naturally a
00:32:18.680 ham at the
00:32:19.320 same time
00:32:19.900 which is
00:32:21.280 not that
00:32:21.660 unusual
00:32:22.020 a lot of
00:32:23.580 people who
00:32:24.020 become actors
00:32:24.740 and stuff
00:32:25.220 are actually
00:32:25.820 introverts
00:32:26.320 so I'm a
00:32:27.920 natural
00:32:28.220 introvert
00:32:28.740 but becoming
00:32:30.280 famous
00:32:30.880 cured all of
00:32:32.360 my introvert
00:32:33.020 problems
00:32:33.560 because it
00:32:35.180 gives me
00:32:35.480 something to
00:32:36.000 talk about
00:32:36.540 and it
00:32:39.040 makes people
00:32:39.640 know who
00:32:40.160 I am
00:32:40.520 before they
00:32:40.980 know who
00:32:41.380 I am
00:32:41.740 so I
00:32:42.600 don't have
00:32:42.880 to get
00:32:44.840 people
00:32:45.260 interested
00:32:45.840 in me
00:32:46.340 because as
00:32:47.540 soon as
00:32:47.840 I hear
00:32:48.140 what I
00:32:48.520 do for
00:32:48.820 a living
00:32:49.160 they're
00:32:50.260 already
00:32:50.560 interested
00:32:51.020 and if
00:32:52.140 people are
00:32:52.520 interested
00:32:52.980 and often
00:32:54.400 they'll ask
00:32:55.000 you questions
00:32:55.580 about what
00:32:56.100 you do
00:32:56.480 then it's
00:32:57.400 really easy
00:32:57.800 to talk
00:32:58.140 to people
00:32:58.500 because you're
00:32:59.700 not working
00:33:00.180 hard at all
00:33:00.700 you're just
00:33:01.040 answering
00:33:01.500 questions
00:33:01.940 about yourself
00:33:02.500 it's like
00:33:02.840 yeah
00:33:03.180 I've been
00:33:04.020 a cartoonist
00:33:04.740 did this
00:33:05.300 some newspapers
00:33:06.120 blah blah blah
00:33:06.840 so
00:33:08.000 somebody's
00:33:10.140 saying like
00:33:10.540 James Wood
00:33:11.060 is he an
00:33:12.560 introvert as
00:33:13.080 well
00:33:13.240 that would
00:33:14.280 not surprise
00:33:14.900 me
00:33:15.180 but being
00:33:17.760 famous
00:33:18.400 creates a
00:33:19.960 set of
00:33:20.400 rules and
00:33:21.280 expectations
00:33:22.020 and psychology
00:33:23.120 that makes
00:33:24.360 being shy
00:33:25.180 unnecessary
00:33:27.020 it just
00:33:28.420 makes it
00:33:28.800 unnecessary
00:33:29.260 so I'm
00:33:30.860 biologically
00:33:31.560 probably just
00:33:32.360 as shy
00:33:32.780 as I've
00:33:33.200 always been
00:33:33.680 but because
00:33:34.860 I always
00:33:35.280 have a set
00:33:35.720 of rules
00:33:36.220 about how
00:33:36.680 to behave
00:33:37.120 and people
00:33:37.760 tend to be
00:33:38.260 nicer to me
00:33:38.960 than they
00:33:39.820 would to
00:33:40.200 people that
00:33:40.620 they didn't
00:33:40.960 know
00:33:41.300 made the
00:33:42.420 whole problem
00:33:42.860 go away
00:33:43.360 which was
00:33:44.340 really cool
00:33:44.900 here's
00:33:49.760 something I
00:33:50.980 heard from
00:33:51.500 Craig of
00:33:54.400 Craigslist
00:33:55.120 you know
00:33:55.680 Craigslist
00:33:56.400 of course
00:33:56.960 right
00:33:57.240 well you
00:33:58.440 may not
00:33:58.740 know that
00:33:59.080 there's an
00:33:59.460 actual Craig
00:34:00.520 so Craig
00:34:01.520 is the guy
00:34:02.060 who literally
00:34:02.660 wrote the
00:34:03.660 initial program
00:34:04.560 that became
00:34:05.980 Craigslist
00:34:06.620 and I
00:34:09.400 once asked
00:34:10.300 him I
00:34:10.660 had lunch
00:34:11.400 with him
00:34:11.660 once and
00:34:12.400 I once
00:34:12.700 asked him
00:34:13.240 about I
00:34:15.540 guess he
00:34:15.880 famously
00:34:16.420 passed up
00:34:17.500 some gigantic
00:34:18.300 offer to
00:34:20.640 sell the
00:34:21.400 company and
00:34:22.720 if he had
00:34:23.140 accepted the
00:34:24.440 offer it
00:34:25.140 would have
00:34:25.360 been I
00:34:25.840 don't know
00:34:26.200 hundreds of
00:34:27.180 millions or
00:34:27.720 billions whatever
00:34:28.300 it was some
00:34:28.760 gigantic number
00:34:29.640 and it had
00:34:31.160 been a news
00:34:31.680 story and I
00:34:32.260 asked him
00:34:32.700 I asked him
00:34:34.000 why he
00:34:34.820 decided not
00:34:35.540 to take it
00:34:36.200 and he
00:34:36.880 decided for
00:34:37.540 just to keep
00:34:38.280 the company
00:34:38.880 smaller and
00:34:40.400 simpler and
00:34:41.820 he said that
00:34:42.920 being rich
00:34:43.880 seemed like a
00:34:44.460 lot of work
00:34:45.020 and I thought
00:34:46.860 to myself
00:34:47.320 and when I
00:34:49.220 heard that
00:34:49.780 it's one of
00:34:50.720 those things
00:34:51.120 that you just
00:34:51.520 can't get out
00:34:52.140 of your head
00:34:52.560 because he
00:34:54.360 actually made
00:34:54.940 the choice
00:34:55.600 based on how
00:34:57.060 much work it
00:34:57.680 would be
00:34:58.060 you know it's
00:34:59.080 not like he
00:34:59.600 ever he wasn't
00:35:00.680 choosing a bad
00:35:01.420 life he was
00:35:02.480 just choosing a
00:35:03.240 really good
00:35:03.940 life that was
00:35:05.180 sort of simpler
00:35:06.200 with the
00:35:07.660 complexities of
00:35:08.820 what do you
00:35:09.840 do if you've
00:35:11.040 got all this
00:35:11.460 money you have
00:35:12.680 to give it
00:35:13.040 away you got
00:35:14.520 to do something
00:35:15.000 with it then
00:35:16.040 do you have to
00:35:16.480 hire people to
00:35:17.140 take care of
00:35:17.820 it and do
00:35:19.140 you have to
00:35:19.460 have a second
00:35:19.960 house and you
00:35:21.420 know then should
00:35:22.140 I have a
00:35:22.540 plane and all
00:35:24.280 these questions
00:35:24.940 and I thought
00:35:26.240 you know it
00:35:27.960 maybe it's not
00:35:28.880 a coincidence
00:35:29.380 that he
00:35:29.920 started you
00:35:30.780 know a
00:35:31.200 company that
00:35:31.820 was so
00:35:32.320 successful
00:35:32.860 because for
00:35:35.600 someone to
00:35:36.160 have such a
00:35:37.240 keen grasp
00:35:38.280 on what
00:35:39.640 matters like
00:35:41.660 to actually
00:35:42.040 know what
00:35:42.440 matters it's
00:35:44.360 hard to do
00:35:45.080 you know and
00:35:46.380 it's also the
00:35:47.020 skill of a
00:35:47.620 good programmer
00:35:48.320 right a good
00:35:49.200 engineer the
00:35:50.380 skill of a
00:35:51.000 good programmer
00:35:51.580 engineer a
00:35:52.460 technical person
00:35:53.220 is to get the
00:35:54.300 best result you
00:35:55.080 can get with
00:35:56.700 with the least
00:35:57.520 nonsense you
00:35:58.880 know with
00:35:59.300 the cleanest
00:36:00.260 most direct
00:36:01.020 most solid
00:36:02.460 approach and
00:36:04.100 so it shouldn't
00:36:04.700 surprise me that
00:36:06.420 when it came to
00:36:07.180 sort of a let's
00:36:08.080 say a philosophy
00:36:08.900 of life they
00:36:10.460 had the most
00:36:11.280 stripped down
00:36:12.200 cleanest most
00:36:13.900 solid philosophy
00:36:15.120 of life you
00:36:16.700 might ever see
00:36:17.420 so that always
00:36:19.640 stuck in my mind
00:36:20.420 is one of those
00:36:20.960 things that you
00:36:21.620 you just can't
00:36:23.040 not think about
00:36:23.940 that because I
00:36:25.620 sort of made
00:36:26.360 the opposite
00:36:26.920 choices of
00:36:27.920 you know of
00:36:29.000 endlessly
00:36:29.440 complicating my
00:36:30.420 life because
00:36:31.140 it's interesting
00:36:31.840 I sort of like
00:36:33.400 the challenge
00:36:34.080 but I gotta say
00:36:35.360 there are many
00:36:37.180 years of my
00:36:37.920 life where I
00:36:39.060 would wake up
00:36:39.620 and say to
00:36:40.000 myself you
00:36:41.320 know today
00:36:42.680 would have been
00:36:43.220 better if it
00:36:44.600 had been a
00:36:44.960 little bit
00:36:45.340 simpler because
00:36:47.200 you know I've
00:36:47.820 typically I've
00:36:49.340 got three careers
00:36:50.300 going at the
00:36:50.960 same time all
00:36:52.040 the time and
00:36:53.600 you know
00:36:54.640 sometimes they're
00:36:55.780 compatible sometimes
00:36:56.680 they're not but
00:36:57.200 I got a lot of
00:36:57.800 stuff going on
00:36:58.560 typically and
00:37:00.320 if you if you
00:37:02.040 ask me Scott
00:37:02.940 did it make you
00:37:04.420 happier because
00:37:05.200 these are all
00:37:05.600 things I chose
00:37:06.420 right for the
00:37:07.420 most part there
00:37:08.080 are things I
00:37:08.560 I have an option
00:37:10.020 of doing or not
00:37:10.660 doing and I
00:37:11.680 choose them
00:37:12.140 sometimes I
00:37:13.620 choose them
00:37:13.980 because they're
00:37:14.440 hard I mean
00:37:16.100 it's the challenge
00:37:16.800 that I sort of
00:37:17.560 like I don't know
00:37:18.480 if I could do
00:37:18.940 that let's see
00:37:19.400 if that's possible
00:37:20.600 sometimes it's
00:37:22.560 just irresistible
00:37:23.540 creatively and
00:37:25.560 and I just draw
00:37:26.360 myself in
00:37:26.980 sometimes it's
00:37:27.600 irresistible
00:37:28.280 intellectually
00:37:29.080 socially
00:37:30.420 sometimes there's
00:37:31.900 something I want
00:37:32.500 to learn from
00:37:33.280 it that is
00:37:34.240 more the point
00:37:35.480 sometimes it's
00:37:36.420 because of the
00:37:37.000 people involved
00:37:37.860 you know have
00:37:38.780 some affinity for
00:37:39.660 them something
00:37:40.080 like that but
00:37:41.200 you know I
00:37:42.560 always move
00:37:43.080 toward complexity
00:37:44.340 and I don't
00:37:46.480 think it makes
00:37:46.960 me happier
00:37:47.440 I don't
00:37:48.840 do not
00:37:50.720 think it
00:37:51.000 makes me
00:37:51.340 happier
00:37:51.700 but I
00:37:52.460 don't know
00:37:52.720 if I
00:37:52.920 can stop
00:37:53.480 so oh
00:37:55.060 home studio
00:37:55.760 update yes
00:37:56.640 well I'll
00:37:59.540 give you the
00:38:01.360 tour so it
00:38:03.500 turns out that
00:38:04.220 there's no such
00:38:04.940 thing that's
00:38:06.120 better for the
00:38:06.840 home studio
00:38:07.360 than these ring
00:38:08.300 lights I've got
00:38:09.340 one here and
00:38:10.880 one there so
00:38:11.660 roughly speaking
00:38:12.600 there's one that's
00:38:13.520 more on my left
00:38:14.460 and one that's
00:38:15.100 more on my
00:38:15.840 right and I
00:38:17.240 point them toward
00:38:17.920 the wall because
00:38:18.820 the iPad is
00:38:19.900 actually the
00:38:20.440 very best camera
00:38:21.440 I've found and
00:38:23.240 I actually have
00:38:23.960 to darken the
00:38:24.700 room quite a
00:38:25.440 bit because the
00:38:26.280 iPad has such
00:38:27.040 good light
00:38:27.760 detection that
00:38:29.840 even with the
00:38:30.520 lights off and
00:38:32.800 I've got motorized
00:38:34.120 blackout curtains
00:38:35.040 now but even
00:38:37.300 with just a
00:38:38.080 little bit too
00:38:39.540 much light
00:38:40.440 so through great
00:38:45.240 trial and error
00:38:45.940 I have learned
00:38:46.620 the following
00:38:47.160 there is there's
00:38:49.260 no amount you
00:38:50.280 can spend on a
00:38:51.660 better camera
00:38:52.280 system that
00:38:53.460 would beat an
00:38:54.720 iPad so this
00:38:57.580 is an iPad
00:38:58.100 the the other
00:38:59.460 thing that's
00:38:59.900 important if you
00:39:01.320 ever want to do
00:39:01.960 this is put it
00:39:03.120 at eye level so
00:39:04.620 it may not be
00:39:05.800 obvious to you
00:39:06.600 but the iPad is
00:39:07.500 actually on a
00:39:08.320 stand so it's
00:39:09.580 eye level if
00:39:11.080 you've been
00:39:11.360 watching all of
00:39:12.280 the politicians
00:39:13.080 and talking
00:39:14.540 heads trying to
00:39:15.320 do their
00:39:15.740 Skypes and
00:39:16.660 Zoom calls on
00:39:17.540 TV have you
00:39:18.660 noticed that
00:39:19.140 they're all that
00:39:20.100 the camera is
00:39:20.780 looking up at
00:39:21.600 them because
00:39:22.040 they're looking
00:39:22.380 at a laptop and
00:39:23.880 they all look
00:39:24.340 distorted they
00:39:25.820 look distorted
00:39:26.560 and everything
00:39:27.580 looks wrong
00:39:28.320 because they're
00:39:29.300 looking down at
00:39:30.100 their at the
00:39:31.020 camera on their
00:39:31.740 laptop don't do
00:39:33.440 that so if the
00:39:36.580 only thing you
00:39:37.280 do right is to
00:39:38.560 put it at eye
00:39:39.160 level it'll look
00:39:40.700 professional now
00:39:42.300 notice that I
00:39:43.700 don't have much
00:39:44.880 in the way of
00:39:45.440 any reflection on
00:39:46.820 the glasses that's
00:39:48.420 because the ring
00:39:50.160 lights are pointing
00:39:51.020 toward the walls
00:39:51.960 instead of toward
00:39:52.940 me if they were
00:39:54.360 pointing toward me
00:39:55.180 you'd get a
00:39:56.540 reflection pretty
00:39:57.260 easily but because
00:39:58.660 the iPad is such
00:39:59.560 good light light
00:40:02.300 detection basically I
00:40:03.700 point him away from
00:40:04.600 me and there's
00:40:05.320 still enough ambient
00:40:06.160 light coming around
00:40:07.180 that I look well
00:40:08.300 lit I'm actually
00:40:08.920 sitting in fairly
00:40:10.600 you know half in
00:40:12.260 the dark right
00:40:12.820 now then I've
00:40:15.780 also discovered
00:40:16.680 by trial and
00:40:17.320 error that the
00:40:18.260 very best
00:40:18.920 microphone is a
00:40:21.740 $12 clip on
00:40:25.660 lavalier that's
00:40:27.000 wired so it goes
00:40:28.340 directly into it
00:40:29.200 so there's no
00:40:29.760 wireless problems
00:40:31.100 I just clip it to
00:40:32.500 anything and in
00:40:34.860 in my experience
00:40:36.380 it's better than
00:40:37.480 or as good as
00:40:39.240 a studio microphone
00:40:41.740 now the studio
00:40:42.840 microphone will
00:40:43.740 have more
00:40:44.660 let's say
00:40:46.820 higher fidelity
00:40:48.360 but it won't
00:40:50.080 necessarily sound
00:40:51.240 better to the
00:40:52.040 ear
00:40:52.340 I've listened to
00:40:54.000 myself on both
00:40:54.940 and because my
00:40:56.160 my voice is maybe
00:40:57.400 not that pleasant
00:40:58.300 so to speak
00:40:59.320 that you know
00:41:01.680 the more
00:41:02.100 the more casual
00:41:03.600 sound of the
00:41:04.360 lavalier clip on
00:41:05.200 is a little bit
00:41:06.040 better so that's
00:41:07.200 probably more than
00:41:07.760 you wanted to
00:41:08.220 know I've tried a
00:41:09.660 whole bunch of
00:41:10.300 different softwares
00:41:12.340 and hardwares to
00:41:13.860 automatically stream
00:41:15.120 to multiple
00:41:15.700 platforms etc and
00:41:17.580 they all have the
00:41:18.620 same problem
00:41:19.260 they don't work
00:41:20.840 twice
00:41:21.320 every time you
00:41:23.180 come in you have
00:41:24.120 to start from
00:41:24.760 scratch and
00:41:26.100 problem and
00:41:27.840 and you know
00:41:29.240 troubleshoot
00:41:29.800 because just
00:41:31.280 sitting there
00:41:32.100 just sitting there
00:41:33.080 from the time
00:41:34.040 you walked away
00:41:34.680 from it last
00:41:35.300 time it
00:41:36.760 degrades
00:41:37.420 there's something
00:41:39.020 that needs to
00:41:39.480 be updated
00:41:40.040 there's a
00:41:40.940 connection that
00:41:42.180 gets lost
00:41:42.960 there's a thing
00:41:43.720 that needs to
00:41:44.220 be rebooted
00:41:45.000 and then you
00:41:45.900 get into this
00:41:46.560 you have to
00:41:47.420 reboot things
00:41:48.400 and restart
00:41:48.920 things in a
00:41:50.080 certain order
00:41:50.860 and wait a
00:41:51.560 certain amount
00:41:52.060 of time
00:41:52.620 and then when
00:41:53.560 it's all done
00:41:54.300 there are like
00:41:54.880 35 settings
00:41:56.000 that have to
00:41:56.360 be just right
00:41:57.140 and you don't
00:41:58.360 really know if
00:41:59.240 they're right
00:41:59.940 until you go
00:42:02.120 live
00:42:02.760 that's the
00:42:04.880 system
00:42:05.280 it's a system
00:42:06.420 where you
00:42:07.020 actually don't
00:42:07.760 know if you're
00:42:08.320 going to have
00:42:08.520 sound
00:42:09.060 you just don't
00:42:10.600 know until
00:42:11.940 you're live
00:42:12.680 now I've
00:42:14.800 you've
00:42:15.440 some of you
00:42:16.400 actually saw me
00:42:17.140 testing such a
00:42:18.160 system there's
00:42:18.680 one behind me
00:42:19.700 wire cast
00:42:20.620 system and
00:42:21.880 it's not that
00:42:22.500 this stuff doesn't
00:42:23.580 work it's just
00:42:25.240 that it's not
00:42:25.740 stable because
00:42:27.800 software is always
00:42:29.300 changing the
00:42:29.920 operating system
00:42:30.840 is changing
00:42:31.440 you need a
00:42:32.440 patch software
00:42:33.400 that connects
00:42:34.020 this one to
00:42:34.560 this one oh
00:42:35.540 they're not made
00:42:36.100 by the same
00:42:36.620 company so now
00:42:37.880 you've got you
00:42:38.680 know one person's
00:42:39.520 hardware and two
00:42:40.840 pieces of software
00:42:41.760 to get you to
00:42:42.580 the third to the
00:42:43.920 fourth platform
00:42:44.800 and if any of
00:42:45.860 that doesn't work
00:42:46.780 which it never
00:42:48.560 does twice in a
00:42:49.360 row who do you
00:42:51.080 talk to because
00:42:52.460 you got four
00:42:53.620 different vendors
00:42:54.380 involved and
00:42:55.480 you're doing
00:42:55.820 something that
00:42:56.400 none of them
00:42:56.860 have ever seen
00:42:57.520 done quite the
00:42:58.220 way you just did
00:42:58.880 it they don't
00:42:59.900 even know what
00:43:00.460 to do so if
00:43:02.720 you have a
00:43:03.200 full-time
00:43:03.720 engineer let's
00:43:05.800 say you're you're
00:43:06.560 going full Joe
00:43:07.500 Rogan then it
00:43:10.300 makes sense because
00:43:11.120 then that's just
00:43:12.040 the engineer's job
00:43:12.980 but because of
00:43:14.620 what I do depends
00:43:16.340 almost entirely upon
00:43:17.720 energy and I'm an
00:43:19.760 introvert you see
00:43:21.740 where this is going
00:43:22.480 so if I had an
00:43:26.040 engineer that
00:43:28.040 engineer would be
00:43:28.920 draining my
00:43:29.660 energy instead of
00:43:31.740 me having it
00:43:32.580 available to do
00:43:33.300 this so one of
00:43:34.860 the things I
00:43:35.320 teach in my
00:43:36.560 how to fail
00:43:37.840 almost everything
00:43:38.480 book is that the
00:43:39.500 thing you should
00:43:40.020 manage to is your
00:43:41.300 energy if you've
00:43:43.580 this is the most
00:43:44.340 perfect example of
00:43:45.360 this so my
00:43:46.680 energy would be
00:43:48.040 completely diverted
00:43:49.040 to technical
00:43:50.220 problem solving and
00:43:51.420 being angry if I do
00:43:52.540 it myself but if I
00:43:54.380 hire someone then
00:43:55.900 they're going to be
00:43:56.600 the source of my
00:43:57.400 energy it's like oh
00:43:58.200 did you want this
00:43:58.880 did you want this
00:43:59.620 just checking how's
00:44:00.580 your sound it's like
00:44:01.300 okay okay and my
00:44:02.720 energy would just be
00:44:03.480 going into this
00:44:04.480 semi-productive place
00:44:06.560 so when I teach you
00:44:09.100 that the most
00:44:10.560 important metric is
00:44:11.520 your energy this is
00:44:13.280 the perfect example
00:44:14.280 because all of those
00:44:16.340 things would have
00:44:16.980 made the quality
00:44:18.340 better right the
00:44:20.600 quality would have
00:44:21.400 been better but my
00:44:22.620 energy would have
00:44:23.360 been just totally
00:44:24.700 trashed so it
00:44:28.540 wouldn't have
00:44:28.960 lasted in other
00:44:29.900 words it wouldn't
00:44:31.060 be sustainable I
00:44:32.640 wouldn't be
00:44:33.080 interested I
00:44:34.500 wouldn't I
00:44:35.640 wouldn't look
00:44:36.040 forward to it do
00:44:38.400 you know when I
00:44:39.020 prepare for these
00:44:39.900 sometimes I
00:44:41.460 usually you know
00:44:42.640 maybe an hour or
00:44:43.680 two before you see
00:44:44.880 me live I start
00:44:45.660 looking at what's
00:44:46.480 in the news and
00:44:47.320 looking at Twitter
00:44:48.020 and stuff putting
00:44:49.180 some ideas together
00:44:50.060 but the actual
00:44:51.300 technical part the
00:44:53.920 technical part of
00:44:55.220 how I go live it
00:44:57.300 is literally I pick
00:44:59.440 up this device I
00:45:01.100 hit one button and
00:45:02.260 my room goes dark
00:45:03.700 I talk to my
00:45:04.860 digital device and
00:45:06.500 give it one command
00:45:07.580 a voice command and
00:45:09.840 it turns on my
00:45:10.560 ring lights and then
00:45:12.400 I hit periscope my
00:45:15.060 iPad is always here
00:45:16.280 so that's the other
00:45:17.560 part of the system I
00:45:18.860 don't use my iPad
00:45:19.860 for anything else
00:45:21.040 all right if you're
00:45:22.880 gonna do this if I
00:45:24.380 could give you one
00:45:24.960 piece of advice make
00:45:26.580 sure you got an iPad
00:45:27.640 just for this because
00:45:29.460 as soon as you take
00:45:30.260 it from here and
00:45:31.800 take it anywhere else
00:45:32.980 something's gonna be
00:45:34.320 wrong when you got to
00:45:35.200 use it the next time
00:45:36.060 so I don't even I
00:45:38.440 don't even unplug the
00:45:39.780 microphone I just
00:45:40.760 leave it here I might
00:45:42.620 add power to it that's
00:45:44.560 it so when I need to
00:45:45.940 start I push two
00:45:47.020 buttons put in the
00:45:48.300 title and and hit
00:45:50.760 live and boom so
00:45:53.500 that I have managed
00:45:54.620 my energy so when
00:45:56.060 you when you see me
00:45:56.860 going live I've only
00:45:59.160 thought about things I
00:46:00.060 wanted to think about
00:46:00.980 and I've not I've not
00:46:02.760 interacted with another
00:46:03.960 human being in the
00:46:04.900 morning when you see
00:46:06.240 me in the morning I
00:46:06.920 have not I've not
00:46:07.780 interacted with another
00:46:08.980 live human being yet
00:46:10.420 so you're getting the
00:46:11.980 freshest you know most
00:46:14.160 most most genuine
00:46:15.040 clean energy you
00:46:18.200 you could get from
00:46:19.080 me and I'm not
00:46:20.440 frustrated by my
00:46:21.480 technology or anything
00:46:22.380 else all right
00:46:23.140 and you know when I
00:46:29.540 looked at my my new
00:46:31.620 iPhone which is a
00:46:33.000 newer generation than
00:46:34.180 even the iPad and the
00:46:36.240 the quality of the
00:46:37.500 cameras on the iPad and
00:46:38.860 even the sound it
00:46:41.220 it completely makes it
00:46:42.520 unnecessary to have
00:46:43.560 expensive equipment it's
00:46:44.880 just completely
00:46:45.440 unnecessary
00:46:46.040 you're welcome I
00:46:51.380 knew there's some of
00:46:52.120 you would care about
00:46:52.820 that and so save it for
00:46:55.640 the end that makes
00:46:56.720 sense
00:46:57.100 somebody says it's
00:47:00.400 easier when you
00:47:01.060 don't need to worry
00:47:01.960 about a bad hair day
00:47:03.200 well you know some
00:47:05.600 of you saw me cutting
00:47:07.500 my own hair on on
00:47:09.300 periscope recently so I
00:47:11.700 definitely had some bad
00:47:12.600 hair days in the last
00:47:13.540 month all right that's
00:47:14.920 all for now I will see
00:47:15.980 you in the morning