Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 932 Scott Adams： Talking About the Sleepy Guy in the Basement of a House (Not Moving Too Much)

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00:00:10.640 Gotta use the official face scratcher.

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00:00:15.460 Hey everybody, come on in.

00:00:18.860 There's plenty of room

00:00:20.300 in this digital world of ours.

00:00:24.200 What if

00:00:25.080 we're actually

00:00:26.980 simulated creatures

00:00:28.120 who are meeting each other over a digital channel.

00:00:34.280 That would be like two levels away from being real.

00:00:37.600 And it's still pretty good.

00:00:39.280 Still pretty good.

00:00:40.540 Not bad at all.

00:00:42.280 So we got news, news and stuff.

00:00:47.000 So here's a little quiz for you.

00:00:50.680 If Antifa becomes active again,

00:00:54.020 how are we going to know which ones are the Antifa

00:00:58.140 and which ones are the counter-protesters?

00:01:02.060 Because they're all going to be wearing masks.

00:01:04.940 And I have a suggestion.

00:01:07.120 I had to tell them apart.

00:01:08.820 So if you see a big protest,

00:01:11.580 and the only thing you know

00:01:12.860 is that some of the masked people are Antifa

00:01:15.660 and some of the masked people are whoever they oppose,

00:01:20.380 what you do is you wait for a skirmish

00:01:23.400 and then you see who wins.

00:01:27.780 The one who is losing the skirmish

00:01:29.900 would be the Antifa member.

00:01:32.220 So you can't tell right away.

00:01:34.280 You might have to wait for a skirmish. 0.99

00:01:36.220 But if they're getting their butt kicked, 0.99

00:01:39.060 probably Antifa. 0.99

00:01:42.380 Here is a horrible question.

00:01:46.080 But it's really just for the thought process.

00:01:50.420 It's a horrible question.

00:01:51.920 But I'm going to ask anyway.

00:01:53.400 If the coronavirus, it turns out,

00:01:56.420 kills mostly elderly people, 0.97

00:01:59.600 while the economic slowdown

00:02:02.320 mostly saves younger people.

00:02:06.860 So we're in this weird situation

00:02:09.360 where we're consciously saving younger people

00:02:13.280 somewhat accidentally

00:02:14.400 because they don't get to drive their cars into poles.

00:02:18.060 But fewer youngish people,

00:02:20.460 and I'm not talking about just 20-year-olds,

00:02:22.260 I mean anybody under, say, 60.

00:02:24.260 So there are fewer younger people getting killed,

00:02:26.980 but more older people.

00:02:29.460 Would the net effect of that

00:02:31.580 be an increase in expected lifespan?

00:02:35.920 Would the average life expectancy actually increase because of this?

00:02:41.120 Because you could lose three elderly people

00:02:44.480 whose entire combined lifespan might be another 20 years.

00:02:48.960 But if you lose one person in their 20s who might have died in a car crash,

00:02:55.160 then they might lose, you know, 70 years of life.

00:02:59.080 So I think the math might be surprising.

00:03:03.020 I mean, it's all macabre, and, you know,

00:03:06.180 we can't take any pleasure from it,

00:03:08.880 but math is the math.

00:03:10.420 Now, what you're going to ask me is,

00:03:15.400 what about suicides and ODs?

00:03:20.940 And I made a contrarian prediction on Twitter

00:03:24.560 that I will follow up with now,

00:03:27.800 which is that they will both be less,

00:03:30.160 at least in this country.

00:03:32.060 And I'm fully aware that 100% of experts

00:03:36.120 say that both of those categories will increase.

00:03:40.420 So you don't have to tell me

00:03:42.560 that all common sense and all experts say

00:03:45.900 that if you take people who are in a bad situation

00:03:48.800 and you make their situation worse,

00:03:53.160 common sense says

00:03:55.700 they're more likely to do something

00:03:57.800 that's bad for themselves.

00:03:59.880 But here's why I'm going to disagree.

00:04:03.320 Because there's something weird about this

00:04:06.440 that pulls us all together,

00:04:09.700 or at least psychologically.

00:04:12.140 Like, all of the priorities just changed,

00:04:15.660 and I think in a weird way,

00:04:19.480 some people might find more meaning

00:04:22.340 because they're now part of this bigger war,

00:04:27.080 if you will.

00:04:28.320 So, and I think it's also interesting in a weird way

00:04:32.120 because you want to see how it ends.

00:04:33.580 So there's some curiosity about it.

00:04:36.320 It's like, well, you know,

00:04:37.940 I might as well wait a few more months

00:04:39.420 to see how this ends.

00:04:40.540 I'm kind of curious at this point.

00:04:42.520 You might also feel that

00:04:44.240 you're not the one person

00:04:47.220 who's having bad luck.

00:04:50.740 Now, I realize that people

00:04:52.800 who are going to decide to end their life

00:04:56.460 have a variety of different reasons

00:04:58.320 and mental illness and everything.

00:05:00.200 So there's no magic one reason.

00:05:03.600 But you've got to think

00:05:04.360 that it would be some kind of a trade-off.

00:05:07.740 Some people more likely

00:05:09.140 because their situation got worse.

00:05:11.980 But other people, I think,

00:05:14.200 may be forced to be around people more.

00:05:17.460 So they might just want to say,

00:05:19.160 well, I'm not going to do it now

00:05:20.680 because I didn't want to be living with my family,

00:05:23.620 but now we're quarantining,

00:05:25.340 so I don't have privacy.

00:05:27.360 So at the moment,

00:05:28.280 I'm concentrating on something else.

00:05:30.500 There might be people who say

00:05:31.800 that they want to check out,

00:05:35.760 but they don't want to do it

00:05:37.680 at a time when their family

00:05:39.060 couldn't deal with it.

00:05:41.520 So they might say, you know,

00:05:42.940 if it were just up to me,

00:05:45.080 now would be good.

00:05:47.920 But I have to think about, you know,

00:05:50.400 the people who are going to be affected by it,

00:05:52.240 and they've got bigger problems right now.

00:05:55.140 So this is a long way of saying

00:05:56.940 that people are complicated,

00:05:58.420 and I think we might be surprised

00:06:01.320 that because the box is shaken so much

00:06:04.360 during this coronavirus,

00:06:06.560 that maybe just everything's different

00:06:08.360 because nobody's thinking the way they used to,

00:06:12.100 and it's a little bit unpredictable.

00:06:14.100 So I'm going to go with the contrarian view

00:06:15.980 that we'll have fewer of those,

00:06:19.400 or at least similar,

00:06:21.080 but not a lot more.

00:06:22.240 All right.

00:06:23.120 That would be, let's hope that's true.

00:06:27.780 There's a study out of China.

00:06:30.860 It's not really big enough,

00:06:32.260 but out of 318 outbreaks,

00:06:35.860 oh, 318 outbreaks,

00:06:37.740 so that's a lot of people

00:06:38.820 because that's just, you know,

00:06:40.960 multiple people per outbreak,

00:06:43.420 and there are lots of them,

00:06:44.520 found that transmission of the virus

00:06:48.280 occurred out of doors

00:06:49.500 in only one involving just two cases.

00:06:54.680 So out of 318 outbreaks,

00:06:59.120 you know, gigantic clusters,

00:07:00.460 I don't know how big they were,

00:07:01.380 but they were clusters.

00:07:03.140 Only one of the clusters,

00:07:04.860 out of 318,

00:07:05.800 had any example at all

00:07:08.120 that they could identify

00:07:09.860 that was transmitted outdoors,

00:07:11.780 and that affected two people,

00:07:14.980 and maybe they were, you know,

00:07:16.600 in the same situation.

00:07:17.740 I don't know.

00:07:19.020 So the obvious implication of this

00:07:22.920 is that if we all camped out,

00:07:26.240 if we all just camped out

00:07:27.880 and lived outdoors over the summer,

00:07:30.380 there would be no coronavirus left.

00:07:32.400 You know,

00:07:33.540 that might come to us

00:07:34.420 from some other country

00:07:35.460 that had not eradicated it.

00:07:37.440 But in theory,

00:07:38.420 if this is true,

00:07:39.920 that the coronavirus

00:07:40.800 just hates to be outdoors,

00:07:44.000 and, you know,

00:07:44.820 Trump was talking about this

00:07:46.640 at the press conference,

00:07:48.140 that the coronavirus

00:07:49.360 doesn't like humidity,

00:07:51.580 it doesn't like sun,

00:07:53.080 and it doesn't like heat.

00:07:56.640 And so we could just all camp out.

00:08:01.100 Well, let me put it this way.

00:08:02.900 What would be the odds

00:08:04.480 of getting coronavirus

00:08:06.060 if you simply camped out

00:08:07.860 for the summer?

00:08:09.360 You just lived in the woods.

00:08:11.680 Basically zero.

00:08:14.520 Not quite zero,

00:08:15.660 but pretty low.

00:08:18.280 So I think that gives also

00:08:20.060 lots of ideas

00:08:21.120 how businesses could open up.

00:08:23.140 Because as luck would have it,

00:08:24.820 it's our summer.

00:08:26.360 So there are a lot of businesses

00:08:27.840 that could open up,

00:08:28.900 like the restaurants

00:08:29.760 could just,

00:08:30.900 I can imagine restaurants

00:08:32.000 will do this,

00:08:32.980 just get rid of the front windows

00:08:34.780 and be an open-air restaurant

00:08:36.600 in California.

00:08:37.900 You know,

00:08:38.120 it doesn't work in every state.

00:08:40.160 But, you know,

00:08:40.700 it works in Hawaii.

00:08:41.520 They've got their

00:08:41.980 open-air restaurants,

00:08:43.520 and they also have the lowest,

00:08:45.520 oh, that's true,

00:08:46.400 Hawaii has the lowest problem,

00:08:48.300 or one of the lowest problems,

00:08:50.900 and they also have

00:08:51.700 all the conditions

00:08:52.640 that would suggest

00:08:54.540 it would stay that way.

00:08:56.820 Because you sort of live outdoors

00:08:58.340 when you're in Hawaii.

00:08:59.420 All right.

00:09:03.220 There was a leaked information

00:09:04.740 that the remdesivir,

00:09:06.520 it may not be that great,

00:09:08.760 but who trusts anything these days?

00:09:11.360 That's a wait and see.

00:09:13.060 All right.

00:09:13.300 The funniest thing,

00:09:14.460 oh, let's talk one more thing

00:09:16.020 about the coronavirus.

00:09:17.820 So, there's this preliminary study

00:09:23.820 of 3,000 New Yorkers,

00:09:25.660 and they found that

00:09:27.040 roughly 14% of them

00:09:28.880 tested positive

00:09:30.480 for coronavirus antibodies,

00:09:33.020 according to Cuomo.

00:09:36.500 So, what does that mean?

00:09:39.000 What does it mean

00:09:40.080 that in New York,

00:09:42.520 they found that 14%

00:09:44.740 already had it?

00:09:46.000 What's that mean?

00:09:48.580 Well, let's ask

00:09:49.720 Matt Walsh.

00:09:52.460 So, Matt Walsh tweeted,

00:09:55.660 and he referred to that study.

00:09:57.540 He says,

00:09:58.240 these antibody studies,

00:09:59.960 if the results hold true,

00:10:01.820 seem to indicate two things.

00:10:03.900 So, these are the things

00:10:05.080 that it indicates.

00:10:05.800 Number one,

00:10:06.960 the virus is much less deadly

00:10:08.720 than reported.

00:10:09.440 That would be true

00:10:11.420 as a percentage of people

00:10:13.500 who die

00:10:14.220 who get it.

00:10:15.600 So, this would suggest

00:10:17.100 that there's a very,

00:10:18.800 very small percentage

00:10:19.740 of people

00:10:20.080 who actually die from it.

00:10:21.240 That is good news.

00:10:22.280 Yay.

00:10:23.540 Number two,

00:10:24.600 says Matt Walsh,

00:10:26.020 it had already spread widely

00:10:27.420 before the lockdowns.

00:10:28.860 True.

00:10:30.160 I mean, you could say

00:10:30.900 that would be true, right?

00:10:31.840 So, these are two true statements,

00:10:33.920 no doubt about it.

00:10:35.800 Definitely true 0.79

00:10:36.660 that it's less deadly

00:10:38.040 than reported

00:10:38.720 if these antibody tests are right.

00:10:41.580 And it's definitely true 1.00

00:10:42.640 that it must have been spreading

00:10:44.600 faster and more than we knew.

00:10:47.180 And then he says,

00:10:48.320 and those lead

00:10:49.180 to an inescapable conclusion.

00:10:52.320 So, I want you to see

00:10:54.100 if this conclusion

00:10:55.100 seems inescapable to you.

00:10:58.200 Because watch me

00:10:59.100 Houdini out of it.

00:11:02.680 Inescapable, you say.

00:11:04.320 We'll see.

00:11:06.000 So, the inescapable conclusion,

00:11:08.400 says Matt,

00:11:09.120 is we wrecked the economy

00:11:10.800 for no good reason.

00:11:12.120 All right?

00:11:12.580 So, there's two pieces

00:11:13.840 of evidence.

00:11:15.840 Are the viruses

00:11:16.460 much less deadly

00:11:17.480 than reported?

00:11:19.000 True.

00:11:20.340 As a percentage

00:11:21.320 of people who die.

00:11:22.500 And it had already

00:11:23.400 spread more widely

00:11:24.200 before the lockdowns.

00:11:25.400 Before the lockdowns

00:11:26.420 even started.

00:11:28.100 True.

00:11:29.600 And these lead

00:11:30.280 to an inescapable conclusion

00:11:31.880 that we wrecked

00:11:32.580 the economy

00:11:33.140 for no good reason.

00:11:35.780 Is that true?

00:11:37.780 Is that inescapable?

00:11:39.820 Well, let's do the math.

00:11:42.240 Suppose

00:11:42.720 that the New York numbers

00:11:44.640 hold

00:11:45.040 and let's say,

00:11:47.340 just to be generous,

00:11:49.560 that the rest of the world

00:11:50.600 was like New York.

00:11:51.780 So, the rest of the world

00:11:52.820 is not like New York.

00:11:54.540 But let's say

00:11:55.180 that,

00:11:56.340 let's say 14%

00:11:57.780 of the whole country.

00:11:59.820 So, I'm intentionally

00:12:01.100 going with the most

00:12:01.940 conservative estimate here.

00:12:03.840 Because you know

00:12:04.620 that 14% 0.90

00:12:05.680 is probably only

00:12:07.320 in the hot spots.

00:12:08.580 And the rest of the countries

00:12:09.560 must be lower.

00:12:10.820 But let's say it was that.

00:12:12.420 14% everywhere

00:12:13.680 in the country.

00:12:14.300 Just magically

00:12:14.920 to keep the math simple.

00:12:18.300 And that has produced,

00:12:19.720 I believe,

00:12:20.320 46,000 deaths.

00:12:21.720 So,

00:12:24.100 you know,

00:12:25.720 14% infection

00:12:27.440 producing 46,000 deaths.

00:12:31.000 What would happen

00:12:32.160 when the infection

00:12:34.060 reaches herd

00:12:35.300 immunity level,

00:12:37.740 which could be

00:12:38.600 60 to 70%?

00:12:40.680 Well, let's pick 70

00:12:42.060 because what we do know

00:12:43.720 about this virus is

00:12:44.780 it seems to be

00:12:45.800 a little extra viral.

00:12:48.140 So, I would think,

00:12:49.440 common sense says,

00:12:50.460 always dangerous,

00:12:52.760 that if a virus

00:12:54.540 is a little extra viral,

00:12:56.720 you know,

00:12:57.020 because of the way

00:12:57.560 it goes to the air,

00:12:58.660 et cetera,

00:12:59.400 if it's a little extra viral,

00:13:01.600 you probably have to get

00:13:02.660 higher on the end

00:13:04.040 of herd immunity,

00:13:05.280 like closer to 70%

00:13:06.720 to really stamp it down

00:13:09.040 versus 60.

00:13:10.540 So, let's say 70.

00:13:11.700 So, to get from 14%,

00:13:13.260 which has been measured

00:13:14.620 just in New York,

00:13:16.640 to get to 70%,

00:13:18.620 how many times is that?

00:13:20.820 It's about five, right?

00:13:22.640 So, for the 14% 1.00

00:13:24.340 who already have been exposed

00:13:25.980 to grow to 70%,

00:13:27.420 it would be five times

00:13:29.080 as much as has happened already.

00:13:31.100 And again,

00:13:31.560 this is the most conservative

00:13:32.960 because we know

00:13:34.780 the rest of the country

00:13:35.880 doesn't have anything

00:13:36.760 like 14%.

00:13:37.960 It's a hotspot number.

00:13:39.780 So,

00:13:41.480 if we continued on

00:13:43.960 the way we're going

00:13:44.820 with this super weak virus,

00:13:48.020 the 46,000

00:13:49.260 who have already died

00:13:51.180 at a 14% infection

00:13:54.140 would be five times that.

00:13:56.460 So, that would be

00:13:57.280 about 230,000 people

00:13:59.200 who would die

00:13:59.900 if we take the controls off.

00:14:05.740 And we're also hearing

00:14:07.720 that people are getting

00:14:08.720 organ damage

00:14:09.540 that might be permanent.

00:14:10.900 We don't know.

00:14:12.180 So, there's at least

00:14:13.520 the possibility

00:14:14.380 that the organ damage

00:14:16.360 type people

00:14:16.900 might be 10 times

00:14:18.440 as much as the deaths.

00:14:20.880 So, maybe you get

00:14:22.220 a million people

00:14:23.220 with organ damage,

00:14:24.880 something like that,

00:14:25.680 maybe 2 million,

00:14:27.080 could be higher.

00:14:28.900 So,

00:14:30.120 would you say

00:14:30.920 that we wrecked the economy

00:14:32.040 for no good reason

00:14:33.320 if what we did

00:14:35.260 was at least

00:14:37.120 slowed it down

00:14:37.960 so maybe we could

00:14:38.900 hold it to a few

00:14:40.120 hundred thousand dead

00:14:41.160 because we slowed

00:14:42.640 things down,

00:14:43.440 got us a little closer

00:14:44.480 to maybe a vaccination

00:14:46.080 or some therapeutics

00:14:47.900 that work

00:14:48.400 or some better testing

00:14:49.540 or something.

00:14:51.980 I don't know.

00:14:53.760 To me,

00:14:54.260 that looks like

00:14:54.920 a lot of people.

00:14:57.180 So,

00:14:57.580 you could certainly

00:14:58.100 make an argument

00:14:58.780 that we should not

00:15:01.460 have closed the economy

00:15:02.560 and we should have

00:15:03.360 just plowed right through.

00:15:04.680 You could make

00:15:05.440 that argument,

00:15:06.100 I think,

00:15:06.820 but you can't make

00:15:07.880 the argument

00:15:08.300 that there was

00:15:08.920 no good reason.

00:15:10.700 You could only say,

00:15:12.080 okay,

00:15:12.280 it was a pretty good reason

00:15:13.140 but I still,

00:15:14.940 still think

00:15:16.320 we should have done this.

00:15:18.180 I think a few

00:15:19.040 hundred thousand people

00:15:19.960 dead,

00:15:21.240 a million people

00:15:21.980 with organ damage,

00:15:23.660 that's a good reason.

00:15:25.420 If it's not good

00:15:26.340 enough for you,

00:15:26.960 I'd respect that

00:15:27.820 but it's not

00:15:28.720 a bad reason.

00:15:30.380 All right.

00:15:34.680 Let's see.

00:15:35.740 We've got,

00:15:38.240 this is weird.

00:15:40.760 Elizabeth Warren's

00:15:42.000 brother

00:15:43.400 passed away

00:15:44.320 from,

00:15:45.360 well,

00:15:46.060 he had

00:15:46.400 coronavirus

00:15:47.300 but

00:15:48.860 they don't say

00:15:49.900 he died from it.

00:15:50.980 He passed away

00:15:51.880 after testing

00:15:52.760 positive for it.

00:15:54.240 So,

00:15:55.360 you know,

00:15:55.800 I don't know

00:15:56.220 what the,

00:15:56.740 what the ruling

00:15:58.260 is on that

00:15:58.960 and then

00:16:00.020 Maxine Waters

00:16:00.860 also said

00:16:02.180 that her sister

00:16:03.220 is dying

00:16:03.960 from coronavirus

00:16:05.200 and is in,

00:16:05.960 is in the hospital.

00:16:06.780 so,

00:16:11.420 you know,

00:16:11.700 remember I told you

00:16:12.440 that we were

00:16:12.880 going to have

00:16:13.220 this Kevin Bacon

00:16:14.100 thing

00:16:14.480 where,

00:16:15.680 you know,

00:16:16.320 the people

00:16:18.100 who are having

00:16:18.700 coronavirus problems

00:16:20.000 are going to start

00:16:21.260 out being,

00:16:21.940 well,

00:16:22.280 that's nobody

00:16:23.040 I have any

00:16:23.640 connection with

00:16:24.380 and that's going

00:16:25.440 to be somebody

00:16:26.140 you know

00:16:26.620 who knows

00:16:26.980 somebody

00:16:27.520 and that's going

00:16:28.520 to be somebody

00:16:28.960 you know

00:16:29.500 and you

00:16:31.340 could just

00:16:31.660 feel this

00:16:32.220 thing

00:16:32.560 like,

00:16:35.000 like somehow

00:16:35.640 weaving its way

00:16:36.960 into society

00:16:37.740 because it's like

00:16:38.580 okay,

00:16:39.560 now there's

00:16:40.140 two people

00:16:40.760 at least you

00:16:41.300 know from

00:16:41.680 television

00:16:42.180 who've got

00:16:43.620 a problem

00:16:44.060 in the family

00:16:44.660 so getting

00:16:46.320 closer.

00:16:46.700 All right.

00:16:51.220 I wonder

00:16:51.940 if we need

00:16:52.520 to get to,

00:16:53.300 oh,

00:16:53.520 let's talk

00:16:53.900 about Joe Biden.

00:16:54.620 So did you see

00:16:56.200 the brilliant

00:16:57.440 branding

00:16:58.080 that President

00:16:59.340 Trump dropped

00:17:00.300 on Joe Biden

00:17:01.100 at the press

00:17:02.220 conference?

00:17:03.660 I've been laughing

00:17:04.780 for hours

00:17:07.000 about this.

00:17:08.500 There is a real

00:17:09.860 magic to the way

00:17:11.120 Trump words

00:17:12.060 things.

00:17:13.120 And I think

00:17:13.480 we just have

00:17:14.040 to,

00:17:14.840 at this point

00:17:15.740 we just have

00:17:16.400 to agree

00:17:16.960 that he can

00:17:18.200 put a sentence

00:17:18.880 together

00:17:19.520 if it's going

00:17:20.960 to be an

00:17:21.700 insult

00:17:22.140 or persuasion

00:17:22.940 sentence

00:17:23.440 like nobody

00:17:25.020 really,

00:17:25.760 nobody else

00:17:26.300 really does.

00:17:28.080 And here's

00:17:29.000 what he said

00:17:29.620 about Joe Biden

00:17:30.740 when he was

00:17:31.200 just riffing

00:17:32.080 on him

00:17:32.460 at the press

00:17:33.080 conference

00:17:33.560 and with no,

00:17:36.100 it looked like

00:17:36.860 no preparation

00:17:38.020 or anything

00:17:38.480 and just off

00:17:39.540 the top

00:17:39.920 of his head

00:17:40.500 Trump says

00:17:41.260 we have a

00:17:42.780 sleepy guy

00:17:43.320 in a basement

00:17:43.820 of a house.

00:17:45.640 We have a

00:17:46.580 sleepy guy

00:17:47.360 in a basement

00:17:48.560 of a house.

00:17:50.240 Now I could

00:17:51.040 write

00:17:51.700 a master's

00:17:53.980 thesis

00:17:54.320 on all the

00:17:55.720 things that

00:17:56.220 are right

00:17:56.640 about this

00:17:57.240 but let me

00:17:58.500 just give you

00:17:59.000 a hint.

00:18:00.060 So first

00:18:00.840 of all

00:18:01.080 it's visual

00:18:01.680 right?

00:18:02.860 It's not

00:18:03.560 just in a

00:18:04.200 basement

00:18:04.520 it's in a

00:18:06.000 basement

00:18:06.340 of a house.

00:18:07.900 As soon as

00:18:08.440 he said

00:18:08.800 he's in a

00:18:09.300 basement

00:18:09.600 of a house

00:18:10.200 you can

00:18:10.860 see the

00:18:11.180 house

00:18:11.580 and then

00:18:12.800 you can

00:18:13.040 see the

00:18:13.340 basement

00:18:13.660 and by

00:18:14.740 adding the

00:18:15.280 house

00:18:15.660 you've added

00:18:16.140 the contrast

00:18:16.980 being in a

00:18:17.920 house would

00:18:18.320 be pretty

00:18:18.700 good

00:18:19.020 being in a

00:18:19.880 basement

00:18:20.160 under the

00:18:20.580 house

00:18:20.780 that's

00:18:21.040 worse.

00:18:21.720 If you

00:18:21.940 just said

00:18:22.520 basement

00:18:22.960 if all

00:18:24.380 you said

00:18:24.640 was basement

00:18:25.180 there are

00:18:26.120 cool

00:18:26.340 basements.

00:18:27.060 People have

00:18:27.400 their man

00:18:27.800 caves in

00:18:28.280 the basement

00:18:28.700 sometimes you

00:18:30.020 like your

00:18:30.380 basement

00:18:30.680 but if you

00:18:31.720 say the

00:18:32.700 basement of

00:18:33.380 a house

00:18:33.980 you've added

00:18:35.040 the context

00:18:35.760 that no you

00:18:36.400 didn't even

00:18:36.760 make it into

00:18:37.220 the house

00:18:37.700 you're the

00:18:38.640 basement

00:18:39.000 under the

00:18:40.200 house.

00:18:41.260 So this

00:18:42.320 is the

00:18:42.900 sort of

00:18:43.340 thing that

00:18:43.680 Trump does

00:18:44.360 obviously I

00:18:45.920 don't think

00:18:46.180 he planned

00:18:46.640 it before

00:18:46.960 he said it

00:18:47.440 exactly

00:18:47.800 but it's

00:18:49.240 perfect

00:18:49.880 phrasing

00:18:50.480 and even

00:18:52.160 the first

00:18:52.580 part of

00:18:52.860 the sentence

00:18:53.300 he didn't

00:18:53.880 say Joe

00:18:55.020 Biden is

00:18:55.700 a sleepy

00:18:56.180 guy in

00:18:56.820 the basement

00:18:57.300 which wouldn't

00:18:59.100 really that

00:19:00.000 wouldn't be

00:19:00.400 funny would

00:19:00.920 it if all

00:19:01.980 he said was

00:19:02.640 Joe Biden 0.70

00:19:03.840 is a sleepy

00:19:04.540 guy in

00:19:05.000 the basement

00:19:05.440 that would

00:19:08.040 just lay

00:19:08.500 there but

00:19:09.500 look at the

00:19:09.880 way he said

00:19:10.560 it he goes

00:19:11.540 we we have

00:19:13.280 a sleepy

00:19:13.760 guy in a

00:19:14.520 basement of

00:19:15.060 the house

00:19:15.580 you have

00:19:17.160 to admit

00:19:17.640 that we

00:19:19.000 have totally

00:19:20.560 sells that

00:19:21.300 sentence

00:19:21.840 you there's

00:19:23.620 a hundred

00:19:23.980 ways you

00:19:24.540 could have

00:19:24.840 started this

00:19:25.440 sentence that

00:19:26.780 would just

00:19:27.140 lay there

00:19:27.740 flat completely

00:19:29.480 uninteresting and

00:19:30.540 you say yeah

00:19:31.020 yeah we get

00:19:31.600 it you already

00:19:32.760 said that Joe

00:19:34.280 Biden sleepy

00:19:35.300 Joe got it

00:19:36.480 got it but

00:19:38.880 somehow he

00:19:39.560 makes this

00:19:39.980 sentence just

00:19:40.560 come alive by

00:19:41.960 starting it

00:19:42.540 with we

00:19:43.500 have who's

00:19:45.280 we and

00:19:46.400 why do we

00:19:46.800 have him

00:19:47.320 and the

00:19:49.500 fact that you

00:19:49.980 have to ask

00:19:50.540 yourself who's

00:19:51.800 we and why

00:19:53.040 do we have

00:19:53.500 Joe Biden

00:19:54.060 that's that's

00:19:55.400 part of the

00:19:55.800 magic because

00:19:57.200 everything that

00:19:58.300 he says has

00:19:59.680 a little extra

00:20:00.600 all right if

00:20:02.500 he just said

00:20:03.160 Joe Biden is

00:20:04.760 sleepy and

00:20:05.380 he's in the

00:20:05.800 basement that

00:20:07.440 would be a

00:20:08.320 little bit

00:20:08.940 interesting but

00:20:10.640 if he says we

00:20:11.580 have suddenly

00:20:13.260 your brain just

00:20:14.060 stops and it

00:20:14.600 goes we

00:20:15.380 have what

00:20:16.640 exactly is

00:20:17.400 we who's

00:20:18.460 we and why

00:20:19.420 do we have

00:20:19.940 him and it's

00:20:21.380 just a whole

00:20:21.920 level of

00:20:22.440 complexity that

00:20:23.340 draws you in

00:20:24.220 and keeps you

00:20:25.200 on the sentence

00:20:26.000 and he doesn't

00:20:27.560 even use Biden's

00:20:28.520 name he just

00:20:29.820 says and I

00:20:30.940 don't even think

00:20:31.440 he used I don't

00:20:32.440 think he used

00:20:32.880 Biden's name at

00:20:33.640 all he just

00:20:34.160 goes we have a

00:20:35.280 sleepy guy in a

00:20:36.440 basement of a

00:20:37.140 house and now

00:20:39.360 combining the

00:20:41.000 sleepy guy

00:20:41.780 he's he's not

00:20:43.320 even he's not

00:20:44.520 even like an

00:20:45.100 ex-senator an

00:20:46.300 ex-vice-president

00:20:47.220 he's not a

00:20:47.800 candidate for

00:20:48.480 president he's 0.75

00:20:49.860 just a sleepy 0.78

00:20:50.580 guy in a

00:20:52.240 basement of a

00:20:54.040 house it is so

00:20:55.940 minimizing he's

00:20:57.600 just a sleepy

00:20:58.280 guy he's not

00:20:59.100 even a guy he's

00:21:00.680 a sleepy guy he's

00:21:02.440 not even in a

00:21:03.020 house he's in a

00:21:03.800 basement of a

00:21:04.420 house and then

00:21:05.980 it gets better

00:21:06.740 you know he

00:21:07.160 said a few

00:21:07.520 other things but

00:21:08.300 then he he

00:21:09.300 puts this end

00:21:10.100 cap on it so

00:21:11.440 that the first

00:21:12.120 sentence was that

00:21:12.900 we have a sleepy

00:21:13.580 guy in the

00:21:13.960 basement of a

00:21:14.500 house he said

00:21:15.560 a few other

00:21:15.960 things then he

00:21:16.520 puts his end

00:21:17.100 cap it was just

00:21:18.060 like this perfect

00:21:19.500 you know frame and

00:21:21.660 then he ends it

00:21:22.200 with he goes and

00:21:29.960 he's not moving

00:21:30.620 around he's not

00:21:32.600 moving too much

00:21:33.560 he's not moving

00:21:35.460 too much so

00:21:36.740 you know this

00:21:40.740 is that kind

00:21:41.380 of a sentence

00:21:42.940 fragment that

00:21:43.900 all the the

00:21:44.940 trump haters

00:21:45.880 hate it because

00:21:47.320 when you if you

00:21:48.100 read it it

00:21:48.740 doesn't read as

00:21:49.440 well as when

00:21:50.400 you're you're

00:21:50.900 talking he goes

00:21:52.100 he's not moving

00:21:53.120 around he's not

00:21:54.680 moving too much

00:21:55.560 he's not moving

00:21:59.820 around he's not

00:22:01.260 even moving he's

00:22:02.860 he's just some

00:22:03.780 sleepy guy in the

00:22:05.460 basement of a

00:22:06.100 house he couldn't

00:22:06.900 make it to the

00:22:07.480 house he's in the

00:22:08.900 basement he's not

00:22:10.120 moving around

00:22:10.680 not she's really

00:22:11.340 not moving much

00:22:12.300 and what's even

00:22:22.380 you know if you

00:22:23.780 want something that's

00:22:24.580 even funnier than

00:22:25.460 this if you if you

00:22:27.960 want the the topper

00:22:29.320 the the fake news is

00:22:32.740 running polls that

00:22:33.640 Biden is just

00:22:34.420 trouncing his

00:22:35.680 truth is trouncing

00:22:36.620 Trump in the in the

00:22:37.980 swing states

00:22:38.920 Biden Biden is

00:22:48.420 just barely

00:22:49.440 sentient he's

00:22:51.200 just barely

00:22:51.860 sentient he's

00:22:53.760 just a sleepy guy

00:22:54.780 in the basement

00:22:55.440 and he's leading

00:22:57.380 Trump by like 10

00:22:58.260 points in the

00:22:59.180 swing states

00:23:00.080 that's what we've

00:23:03.180 come to

00:23:03.620 oh I mean just

00:23:08.380 that just made my

00:23:09.200 whole day

00:23:09.700 all right well

00:23:13.760 I think that's

00:23:15.540 I think that's

00:23:17.420 what I wanted to

00:23:18.040 tell you today

00:23:18.700 oh sleeping

00:23:23.900 out of the

00:23:24.380 basement of his

00:23:25.020 house no names

00:23:26.620 given all right

00:23:28.500 oh man that is

00:23:32.260 so funny yeah

00:23:33.740 it's like a Mike

00:23:34.620 Lindell topper

00:23:35.460 it's a my

00:23:37.220 pillow

00:23:37.520 all right I

00:23:44.760 was thinking of

00:23:45.440 a topic for

00:23:47.280 these these

00:23:48.300 evening

00:23:49.000 periscopes

00:23:50.680 because I don't

00:23:52.220 like to just you

00:23:52.940 know do all

00:23:53.580 coronavirus all the

00:23:54.580 time it's fun in

00:23:55.400 the morning but

00:23:56.060 by the evening

00:23:56.940 he wants something

00:23:57.760 else to think

00:23:58.260 about so I

00:24:01.100 have a

00:24:01.680 a topic

00:24:03.040 let's see if

00:24:04.240 you like this

00:24:04.740 one and the

00:24:05.780 and the topic

00:24:06.820 would be the

00:24:07.660 most surprising

00:24:08.460 things I

00:24:09.860 learned

00:24:10.240 from either

00:24:14.380 being old

00:24:16.760 so the most

00:24:18.380 surprising things

00:24:19.200 I learned

00:24:19.600 oh yeah I did

00:24:22.000 walk today

00:24:22.460 thanks for

00:24:23.300 asking

00:24:23.520 about being

00:24:26.560 old about

00:24:27.320 about fame

00:24:29.880 about getting

00:24:31.520 rich

00:24:31.980 because I've

00:24:33.240 experienced all

00:24:34.060 these things

00:24:34.700 and I thought

00:24:35.640 would you like

00:24:36.500 to hear

00:24:36.900 would you like

00:24:40.400 to hear the

00:24:40.820 most surprising

00:24:41.600 things about

00:24:42.780 those things

00:24:43.780 and since your

00:24:45.480 comments are

00:24:46.280 delayed I'll just

00:24:47.140 assume you said

00:24:47.800 yes

00:24:48.140 and

00:24:51.220 here's the

00:24:54.760 most surprising

00:24:55.400 thing about

00:24:56.020 getting older

00:24:56.720 I'm totally

00:24:58.980 surprised how

00:24:59.680 healthy I am

00:25:00.420 because when I

00:25:02.520 was a kid

00:25:03.120 when I was a

00:25:05.580 kid I don't

00:25:05.960 think there was

00:25:06.320 any such thing

00:25:07.020 as anybody my

00:25:07.780 age who was

00:25:08.280 also healthy

00:25:09.020 it seems like

00:25:10.160 it didn't exist

00:25:10.820 I'm also

00:25:12.500 surprised

00:25:13.120 at

00:25:14.780 the fact that

00:25:16.440 you get smarter

00:25:17.160 as you age

00:25:18.420 I didn't think

00:25:19.320 that was going

00:25:19.780 to happen

00:25:20.180 I thought I'd

00:25:21.640 sort of

00:25:22.380 cap out

00:25:23.660 around 45

00:25:24.380 I did not

00:25:27.080 expect that I

00:25:27.720 would feel

00:25:28.160 smarter

00:25:28.640 every year of

00:25:30.240 my life

00:25:30.740 into my

00:25:31.660 current age

00:25:32.260 that that

00:25:33.220 would not

00:25:33.840 have

00:25:34.220 occurred to

00:25:35.700 me

00:25:35.900 but it

00:25:36.980 certainly

00:25:37.200 feels like

00:25:37.780 it's true

00:25:38.180 and I think

00:25:39.040 it's just

00:25:39.340 because I

00:25:39.660 layered a

00:25:40.240 lot of

00:25:40.740 skills

00:25:41.300 together

00:25:41.720 I also

00:25:44.340 would not

00:25:44.840 have

00:25:45.260 I'm seeing

00:25:46.820 lots of

00:25:47.180 yeses

00:25:47.560 good

00:25:47.820 I also

00:25:49.180 would not

00:25:49.620 have

00:25:49.800 guessed

00:25:50.440 how much

00:25:53.020 I could

00:25:53.400 hack my 0.98

00:25:54.060 own brain 0.61

00:25:54.760 and reprogram 0.90

00:25:56.980 myself

00:25:57.540 so from

00:25:59.260 my earliest

00:26:00.040 memory

00:26:00.980 I was

00:26:03.200 interested in

00:26:03.760 understanding

00:26:04.260 reality but

00:26:05.060 also in

00:26:05.740 reprogramming

00:26:06.780 my own

00:26:07.200 brain

00:26:07.560 and I

00:26:08.800 started

00:26:09.380 reading books

00:26:10.080 when I was

00:26:10.440 really young

00:26:10.920 about you

00:26:11.460 know the

00:26:11.920 power of

00:26:12.420 positive

00:26:12.760 thinking

00:26:13.240 and meditating

00:26:14.220 and as you

00:26:15.140 know I

00:26:15.440 learned hypnosis

00:26:16.360 and all

00:26:17.380 of that

00:26:17.660 stuff was

00:26:18.240 the same

00:26:19.000 it was the

00:26:20.420 same journey

00:26:21.140 which is

00:26:21.800 trying to

00:26:22.120 figure out

00:26:22.580 how to

00:26:23.040 directly

00:26:23.960 reprogram

00:26:25.000 my brain

00:26:25.700 as though

00:26:27.040 it were

00:26:27.400 a computer

00:26:27.920 and make

00:26:29.120 it different

00:26:29.600 so you

00:26:30.740 know the

00:26:30.960 easy ways

00:26:31.540 you reprogram

00:26:32.400 your brains

00:26:32.920 you learn

00:26:33.540 something

00:26:34.000 or you

00:26:34.680 you break

00:26:35.840 a habit

00:26:36.360 or you give

00:26:37.020 yourself a

00:26:37.540 habit

00:26:37.900 and all

00:26:38.180 that

00:26:38.380 but

00:26:39.380 the thing

00:26:40.920 that I

00:26:41.260 would not

00:26:41.700 have guessed

00:26:42.480 is that

00:26:44.480 there's very

00:26:45.900 much a

00:26:46.520 like a

00:26:48.180 compound

00:26:48.720 interest

00:26:49.460 element

00:26:50.400 to it

00:26:50.960 which means

00:26:51.920 that the

00:26:52.280 first

00:26:52.680 10 or

00:26:54.260 20 years

00:26:54.940 you try

00:26:55.360 to hack

00:26:55.900 your own 1.00

00:26:56.320 brain

00:26:56.680 you do

00:26:57.760 get results

00:26:58.580 and you

00:27:00.200 say to

00:27:00.500 yourself

00:27:00.820 that's

00:27:01.220 pretty good

00:27:01.800 I just

00:27:02.120 spent 10

00:27:02.600 or 20

00:27:03.000 years

00:27:03.700 like working

00:27:05.160 diligently

00:27:05.840 and you

00:27:06.780 know with

00:27:07.380 the specific

00:27:07.980 outcomes in

00:27:08.860 mind

00:27:09.240 to fix

00:27:10.680 my brain

00:27:11.320 and reprogram

00:27:12.140 it

00:27:12.400 but how

00:27:13.320 much

00:27:13.600 further

00:27:14.400 can you

00:27:14.880 take it

00:27:15.480 and I

00:27:16.480 gotta tell

00:27:16.960 you

00:27:17.240 that it

00:27:18.600 just keeps

00:27:19.300 getting better

00:27:20.000 and at this

00:27:21.080 point in my

00:27:21.520 life I feel

00:27:22.180 like I have

00:27:22.720 an almost

00:27:24.680 self-designed

00:27:25.720 brain

00:27:26.300 meaning that

00:27:27.600 I have so

00:27:28.200 programmed

00:27:28.840 and hacked

00:27:29.920 my own

00:27:30.360 brain

00:27:30.780 that it's

00:27:31.800 almost an

00:27:32.400 invention

00:27:32.860 of my

00:27:33.980 own

00:27:34.320 creation

00:27:34.920 it just

00:27:35.740 took 50

00:27:36.700 years to

00:27:37.120 get there

00:27:37.480 and if

00:27:39.760 you had

00:27:40.480 told me

00:27:41.100 that that

00:27:43.400 was

00:27:43.960 something

00:27:44.900 that could 0.68

00:27:45.380 happen

00:27:45.760 that you

00:27:46.520 could just

00:27:46.900 keep

00:27:47.220 reprogramming 0.93

00:27:48.080 your brain

00:27:48.580 and you

00:27:48.980 would just

00:27:49.300 keep getting

00:27:49.760 better at

00:27:50.280 it assuming

00:27:50.760 that you

00:27:51.160 were dedicated

00:27:51.980 and it was

00:27:52.580 something you

00:27:52.940 were actually

00:27:53.240 trying to do

00:27:54.080 all your

00:27:54.480 life it

00:27:55.360 would just

00:27:55.640 get better

00:27:56.020 and better

00:27:56.340 I would

00:27:57.440 have been

00:27:57.680 totally

00:27:57.960 surprised

00:27:58.460 here's

00:28:01.340 something

00:28:01.720 I'll teach

00:28:04.460 you how

00:28:04.840 I could

00:28:05.800 do that

00:28:06.200 on another

00:28:07.720 day I'll

00:28:08.400 teach you

00:28:08.760 how to

00:28:08.940 do that

00:28:09.420 here's the

00:28:11.920 most famous

00:28:12.540 surprising

00:28:13.300 things about

00:28:14.040 fame

00:28:15.080 and

00:28:17.560 one is

00:28:18.700 how much

00:28:19.000 responsibility

00:28:19.660 it is

00:28:20.240 the thing

00:28:21.960 you don't

00:28:22.260 really count

00:28:22.800 on about

00:28:23.380 being famous

00:28:24.080 is how

00:28:26.920 much work

00:28:27.380 it is

00:28:27.780 it's like

00:28:28.820 it's really

00:28:29.560 a lot of

00:28:30.100 extra work

00:28:31.120 to be famous

00:28:32.400 just to manage

00:28:33.220 the famous

00:28:33.820 part because

00:28:34.440 what happens

00:28:34.980 is it

00:28:35.920 attracts a

00:28:36.800 lot of

00:28:37.420 inquiries

00:28:38.480 and messages

00:28:39.260 and requests

00:28:40.860 and it's

00:28:42.600 just a lot

00:28:43.220 of work

00:28:43.700 to be famous

00:28:44.640 now I'm not

00:28:45.420 complaining

00:28:45.880 I'm just

00:28:46.420 describing

00:28:46.960 right

00:28:47.420 obviously I

00:28:48.560 wouldn't be

00:28:49.320 in the

00:28:50.240 careers that

00:28:50.860 I've chosen

00:28:51.340 if I didn't

00:28:52.720 want to be

00:28:53.340 famous

00:28:53.780 so the

00:28:54.400 positives

00:28:55.320 outweigh

00:28:55.860 the negatives

00:28:56.660 in my

00:28:57.000 opinion

00:28:57.300 but here

00:28:58.580 these are

00:28:58.980 just the

00:28:59.360 surprises

00:28:59.880 so I

00:29:01.380 was surprised

00:29:02.180 how much

00:29:03.140 responsibility

00:29:03.840 there is

00:29:04.680 first of all

00:29:06.120 and part of

00:29:07.420 it is the

00:29:07.900 spider-man

00:29:08.400 problem

00:29:08.840 you know

00:29:09.900 at the end

00:29:10.820 of spider-man

00:29:11.400 he says

00:29:11.740 something like

00:29:12.300 you know

00:29:13.440 with great

00:29:13.980 power comes

00:29:15.140 great responsibility

00:29:16.020 and when

00:29:17.900 you're famous

00:29:18.580 especially if

00:29:19.800 it's attracting

00:29:20.400 any kind of

00:29:20.960 money

00:29:21.200 you end up

00:29:22.580 feeling like

00:29:23.300 oh

00:29:23.800 there are

00:29:24.160 just some

00:29:24.580 things I

00:29:25.000 can do

00:29:25.620 excuse me

00:29:29.780 I laughed

00:29:31.320 until I

00:29:32.540 coughed

00:29:33.100 there are

00:29:33.560 some things

00:29:33.920 I can do

00:29:34.300 that other

00:29:34.600 people can't 0.97

00:29:35.100 do

00:29:35.300 so you feel

00:29:35.860 like well

00:29:36.300 I guess I

00:29:36.800 have to do

00:29:37.200 them

00:29:37.460 the other

00:29:39.840 thing I

00:29:40.140 would not

00:29:40.460 have expected

00:29:41.000 is the

00:29:42.320 number of

00:29:42.660 people you

00:29:43.060 can heal

00:29:43.680 if you're

00:29:44.980 famous

00:29:45.440 which sounds

00:29:46.600 weird right

00:29:47.260 but the

00:29:48.480 number of

00:29:48.880 people I've

00:29:49.380 directly

00:29:49.860 saved their

00:29:51.220 lives

00:29:51.720 I've lost

00:29:53.260 count

00:29:53.680 and that's

00:29:55.060 not something

00:29:55.440 you'd expect

00:29:56.200 now you're

00:29:56.900 probably wondering

00:29:57.480 can you give

00:29:58.440 me an example

00:29:59.160 of how many

00:30:00.760 people you

00:30:01.340 healed or

00:30:02.180 saved their

00:30:02.680 lives

00:30:03.240 yes I

00:30:04.340 can

00:30:04.600 one example

00:30:06.780 is I had

00:30:08.060 my own

00:30:08.420 bout with

00:30:09.040 this weird

00:30:10.180 voice problem

00:30:10.980 called

00:30:11.360 spasmodic

00:30:13.440 dysphonia

00:30:15.540 so I

00:30:16.480 couldn't speak

00:30:17.300 for about

00:30:17.780 three years

00:30:18.440 and but

00:30:20.880 I found

00:30:21.360 a surgical

00:30:22.120 you know

00:30:22.760 a new

00:30:23.020 surgical

00:30:23.500 technique

00:30:24.200 that I

00:30:25.880 took the

00:30:26.280 surgery

00:30:26.660 and then I

00:30:27.100 became sort

00:30:27.800 of an

00:30:28.020 outreach

00:30:28.480 ambassador

00:30:29.100 so through

00:30:30.800 my efforts

00:30:31.520 I got to

00:30:32.980 tell a lot

00:30:33.680 of people

00:30:34.060 who probably

00:30:34.680 would not

00:30:35.160 have found

00:30:35.620 it on their

00:30:36.080 own

00:30:36.360 that there

00:30:37.300 was a way

00:30:37.720 to fix

00:30:38.180 this thing

00:30:38.600 so there

00:30:40.500 were a whole

00:30:40.900 bunch of

00:30:41.260 people who

00:30:41.700 heard about

00:30:42.100 it from

00:30:42.440 me because

00:30:43.040 I was going

00:30:43.780 out of my

00:30:44.160 way to make

00:30:44.700 sure that they

00:30:45.200 heard about

00:30:45.620 it who

00:30:46.620 got the

00:30:47.140 surgery and

00:30:47.820 now can

00:30:48.600 speak

00:30:48.940 so those

00:30:50.400 are people

00:30:51.000 I basically

00:30:51.600 healed

00:30:52.140 now not

00:30:53.540 directly

00:30:53.980 right the

00:30:54.580 doctor did

00:30:55.160 it but

00:30:55.620 it wouldn't

00:30:56.420 have happened

00:30:56.860 if I hadn't

00:30:57.400 connected them

00:30:58.180 and likewise

00:30:59.400 pyresis is

00:31:01.320 something I've

00:31:01.780 talked about

00:31:02.220 before people

00:31:02.960 have shy

00:31:03.380 bladder

00:31:03.760 just the fact

00:31:05.040 that I

00:31:05.340 talked about

00:31:06.000 it and

00:31:07.140 made it a

00:31:07.980 public topic

00:31:08.760 actually

00:31:09.820 probably healed

00:31:11.780 dozens of

00:31:13.220 people who

00:31:13.640 just heard

00:31:13.960 about it

00:31:14.620 because I

00:31:15.220 gave some

00:31:15.580 tips about

00:31:16.120 it etc

00:31:16.480 I was

00:31:18.840 among the

00:31:19.480 first people

00:31:20.720 to say

00:31:21.940 that the

00:31:22.360 coronavirus

00:31:22.940 maybe was

00:31:24.280 something dangerous

00:31:25.020 enough to

00:31:25.540 close the

00:31:26.260 traffic from

00:31:27.280 China and

00:31:28.300 I've heard

00:31:28.640 from people

00:31:29.100 who said

00:31:29.480 that that

00:31:29.920 was the

00:31:30.280 first moment

00:31:31.420 they took

00:31:32.240 it seriously

00:31:32.820 and started

00:31:34.000 doing their

00:31:34.460 own social

00:31:35.140 isolating about

00:31:36.080 that same

00:31:36.500 time so I'm

00:31:37.800 thinking well

00:31:38.660 maybe I

00:31:39.180 helped you

00:31:40.280 know indirectly

00:31:40.880 in some way

00:31:41.540 there as

00:31:41.880 well

00:31:42.260 bro you

00:31:45.720 look like 0.95

00:31:46.140 a goblin

00:31:46.720 oh I

00:31:48.580 wish I

00:31:48.880 had a

00:31:49.160 nickel for

00:31:49.660 every time

00:31:50.440 I heard

00:31:50.800 that

00:31:51.140 here's

00:31:58.400 another

00:31:58.640 thing that

00:31:59.060 I would

00:31:59.320 not have

00:31:59.940 guessed

00:32:00.180 about fame

00:32:00.960 that

00:32:02.180 it cures

00:32:04.860 shyness

00:32:05.620 you would

00:32:07.620 never see

00:32:08.000 that coming

00:32:08.600 would you

00:32:08.940 because you

00:32:09.300 would think

00:32:09.600 that being

00:32:09.960 famous

00:32:10.460 would be

00:32:12.060 the worst

00:32:12.540 thing that

00:32:12.960 could happen

00:32:13.360 to an

00:32:13.740 introvert

00:32:14.200 and I'm

00:32:15.660 sort of

00:32:15.960 naturally

00:32:16.360 an introvert

00:32:17.060 but I'm

00:32:18.060 naturally a

00:32:18.680 ham at the

00:32:19.320 same time

00:32:19.900 which is

00:32:21.280 not that

00:32:21.660 unusual

00:32:22.020 a lot of

00:32:23.580 people who

00:32:24.020 become actors

00:32:24.740 and stuff

00:32:25.220 are actually

00:32:25.820 introverts

00:32:26.320 so I'm a

00:32:27.920 natural

00:32:28.220 introvert

00:32:28.740 but becoming

00:32:30.280 famous

00:32:30.880 cured all of

00:32:32.360 my introvert

00:32:33.020 problems

00:32:33.560 because it

00:32:35.180 gives me

00:32:35.480 something to

00:32:36.000 talk about

00:32:36.540 and it

00:32:39.040 makes people

00:32:39.640 know who

00:32:40.160 I am

00:32:40.520 before they

00:32:40.980 know who

00:32:41.380 I am

00:32:41.740 so I

00:32:42.600 don't have

00:32:42.880 to get

00:32:44.840 people

00:32:45.260 interested

00:32:45.840 in me

00:32:46.340 because as

00:32:47.540 soon as

00:32:47.840 I hear

00:32:48.140 what I

00:32:48.520 do for

00:32:48.820 a living

00:32:49.160 they're

00:32:50.260 already

00:32:50.560 interested

00:32:51.020 and if

00:32:52.140 people are

00:32:52.520 interested

00:32:52.980 and often

00:32:54.400 they'll ask

00:32:55.000 you questions

00:32:55.580 about what

00:32:56.100 you do

00:32:56.480 then it's

00:32:57.400 really easy

00:32:57.800 to talk

00:32:58.140 to people

00:32:58.500 because you're

00:32:59.700 not working

00:33:00.180 hard at all

00:33:00.700 you're just

00:33:01.040 answering

00:33:01.500 questions

00:33:01.940 about yourself

00:33:02.500 it's like

00:33:02.840 yeah

00:33:03.180 I've been

00:33:04.020 a cartoonist

00:33:04.740 did this

00:33:05.300 some newspapers

00:33:06.120 blah blah blah

00:33:06.840 so

00:33:08.000 somebody's

00:33:10.140 saying like

00:33:10.540 James Wood

00:33:11.060 is he an

00:33:12.560 introvert as

00:33:13.080 well

00:33:13.240 that would

00:33:14.280 not surprise

00:33:14.900 me

00:33:15.180 but being

00:33:17.760 famous

00:33:18.400 creates a

00:33:19.960 set of

00:33:20.400 rules and

00:33:21.280 expectations

00:33:22.020 and psychology

00:33:23.120 that makes

00:33:24.360 being shy

00:33:25.180 unnecessary

00:33:27.020 it just

00:33:28.420 makes it

00:33:28.800 unnecessary

00:33:29.260 so I'm

00:33:30.860 biologically

00:33:31.560 probably just

00:33:32.360 as shy

00:33:32.780 as I've

00:33:33.200 always been

00:33:33.680 but because

00:33:34.860 I always

00:33:35.280 have a set

00:33:35.720 of rules

00:33:36.220 about how

00:33:36.680 to behave

00:33:37.120 and people

00:33:37.760 tend to be

00:33:38.260 nicer to me

00:33:38.960 than they 0.82

00:33:39.820 would to

00:33:40.200 people that

00:33:40.620 they didn't

00:33:40.960 know

00:33:41.300 made the

00:33:42.420 whole problem

00:33:42.860 go away

00:33:43.360 which was

00:33:44.340 really cool

00:33:44.900 here's

00:33:49.760 something I

00:33:50.980 heard from

00:33:51.500 Craig of

00:33:54.400 Craigslist

00:33:55.120 you know

00:33:55.680 Craigslist

00:33:56.400 of course

00:33:56.960 right

00:33:57.240 well you

00:33:58.440 may not

00:33:58.740 know that

00:33:59.080 there's an

00:33:59.460 actual Craig

00:34:00.520 so Craig

00:34:01.520 is the guy

00:34:02.060 who literally

00:34:02.660 wrote the

00:34:03.660 initial program

00:34:04.560 that became

00:34:05.980 Craigslist

00:34:06.620 and I

00:34:09.400 once asked

00:34:10.300 him I

00:34:10.660 had lunch

00:34:11.400 with him

00:34:11.660 once and

00:34:12.400 I once

00:34:12.700 asked him

00:34:13.240 about I

00:34:15.540 guess he

00:34:15.880 famously

00:34:16.420 passed up

00:34:17.500 some gigantic

00:34:18.300 offer to

00:34:20.640 sell the

00:34:21.400 company and

00:34:22.720 if he had

00:34:23.140 accepted the

00:34:24.440 offer it

00:34:25.140 would have

00:34:25.360 been I

00:34:25.840 don't know

00:34:26.200 hundreds of

00:34:27.180 millions or

00:34:27.720 billions whatever

00:34:28.300 it was some

00:34:28.760 gigantic number

00:34:29.640 and it had

00:34:31.160 been a news

00:34:31.680 story and I

00:34:32.260 asked him

00:34:32.700 I asked him

00:34:34.000 why he

00:34:34.820 decided not

00:34:35.540 to take it

00:34:36.200 and he

00:34:36.880 decided for

00:34:37.540 just to keep

00:34:38.280 the company

00:34:38.880 smaller and

00:34:40.400 simpler and

00:34:41.820 he said that

00:34:42.920 being rich

00:34:43.880 seemed like a

00:34:44.460 lot of work

00:34:45.020 and I thought

00:34:46.860 to myself

00:34:47.320 and when I

00:34:49.220 heard that

00:34:49.780 it's one of

00:34:50.720 those things

00:34:51.120 that you just

00:34:51.520 can't get out

00:34:52.140 of your head

00:34:52.560 because he

00:34:54.360 actually made

00:34:54.940 the choice

00:34:55.600 based on how

00:34:57.060 much work it

00:34:57.680 would be

00:34:58.060 you know it's

00:34:59.080 not like he

00:34:59.600 ever he wasn't

00:35:00.680 choosing a bad

00:35:01.420 life he was

00:35:02.480 just choosing a

00:35:03.240 really good

00:35:03.940 life that was

00:35:05.180 sort of simpler

00:35:06.200 with the

00:35:07.660 complexities of

00:35:08.820 what do you

00:35:09.840 do if you've

00:35:11.040 got all this

00:35:11.460 money you have

00:35:12.680 to give it

00:35:13.040 away you got

00:35:14.520 to do something

00:35:15.000 with it then

00:35:16.040 do you have to

00:35:16.480 hire people to

00:35:17.140 take care of

00:35:17.820 it and do

00:35:19.140 you have to

00:35:19.460 have a second

00:35:19.960 house and you

00:35:21.420 know then should

00:35:22.140 I have a

00:35:22.540 plane and all

00:35:24.280 these questions

00:35:24.940 and I thought

00:35:26.240 you know it

00:35:27.960 maybe it's not

00:35:28.880 a coincidence

00:35:29.380 that he

00:35:29.920 started you

00:35:30.780 know a

00:35:31.200 company that

00:35:31.820 was so

00:35:32.320 successful

00:35:32.860 because for

00:35:35.600 someone to

00:35:36.160 have such a

00:35:37.240 keen grasp

00:35:38.280 on what

00:35:39.640 matters like

00:35:41.660 to actually

00:35:42.040 know what

00:35:42.440 matters it's

00:35:44.360 hard to do

00:35:45.080 you know and

00:35:46.380 it's also the

00:35:47.020 skill of a

00:35:47.620 good programmer

00:35:48.320 right a good

00:35:49.200 engineer the

00:35:50.380 skill of a

00:35:51.000 good programmer

00:35:51.580 engineer a

00:35:52.460 technical person

00:35:53.220 is to get the

00:35:54.300 best result you

00:35:55.080 can get with

00:35:56.700 with the least

00:35:57.520 nonsense you

00:35:58.880 know with

00:35:59.300 the cleanest

00:36:00.260 most direct

00:36:01.020 most solid

00:36:02.460 approach and

00:36:04.100 so it shouldn't

00:36:04.700 surprise me that

00:36:06.420 when it came to

00:36:07.180 sort of a let's

00:36:08.080 say a philosophy

00:36:08.900 of life they

00:36:10.460 had the most

00:36:11.280 stripped down

00:36:12.200 cleanest most

00:36:13.900 solid philosophy

00:36:15.120 of life you

00:36:16.700 might ever see

00:36:17.420 so that always

00:36:19.640 stuck in my mind

00:36:20.420 is one of those

00:36:20.960 things that you

00:36:21.620 you just can't

00:36:23.040 not think about

00:36:23.940 that because I

00:36:25.620 sort of made

00:36:26.360 the opposite

00:36:26.920 choices of

00:36:27.920 you know of

00:36:29.000 endlessly

00:36:29.440 complicating my

00:36:30.420 life because

00:36:31.140 it's interesting

00:36:31.840 I sort of like

00:36:33.400 the challenge

00:36:34.080 but I gotta say

00:36:35.360 there are many

00:36:37.180 years of my

00:36:37.920 life where I

00:36:39.060 would wake up

00:36:39.620 and say to

00:36:40.000 myself you

00:36:41.320 know today

00:36:42.680 would have been

00:36:43.220 better if it

00:36:44.600 had been a

00:36:44.960 little bit

00:36:45.340 simpler because

00:36:47.200 you know I've

00:36:47.820 typically I've

00:36:49.340 got three careers

00:36:50.300 going at the

00:36:50.960 same time all

00:36:52.040 the time and

00:36:53.600 you know

00:36:54.640 sometimes they're

00:36:55.780 compatible sometimes

00:36:56.680 they're not but

00:36:57.200 I got a lot of

00:36:57.800 stuff going on

00:36:58.560 typically and

00:37:00.320 if you if you

00:37:02.040 ask me Scott

00:37:02.940 did it make you

00:37:04.420 happier because

00:37:05.200 these are all

00:37:05.600 things I chose

00:37:06.420 right for the

00:37:07.420 most part there

00:37:08.080 are things I

00:37:08.560 I have an option

00:37:10.020 of doing or not

00:37:10.660 doing and I

00:37:11.680 choose them

00:37:12.140 sometimes I

00:37:13.620 choose them

00:37:13.980 because they're

00:37:14.440 hard I mean

00:37:16.100 it's the challenge

00:37:16.800 that I sort of

00:37:17.560 like I don't know

00:37:18.480 if I could do

00:37:18.940 that let's see

00:37:19.400 if that's possible

00:37:20.600 sometimes it's

00:37:22.560 just irresistible

00:37:23.540 creatively and

00:37:25.560 and I just draw

00:37:26.360 myself in

00:37:26.980 sometimes it's

00:37:27.600 irresistible

00:37:28.280 intellectually

00:37:29.080 socially

00:37:30.420 sometimes there's

00:37:31.900 something I want

00:37:32.500 to learn from

00:37:33.280 it that is

00:37:34.240 more the point

00:37:35.480 sometimes it's

00:37:36.420 because of the

00:37:37.000 people involved

00:37:37.860 you know have

00:37:38.780 some affinity for

00:37:39.660 them something

00:37:40.080 like that but

00:37:41.200 you know I

00:37:42.560 always move

00:37:43.080 toward complexity

00:37:44.340 and I don't

00:37:46.480 think it makes

00:37:46.960 me happier

00:37:47.440 I don't

00:37:48.840 do not

00:37:50.720 think it

00:37:51.000 makes me

00:37:51.340 happier

00:37:51.700 but I

00:37:52.460 don't know

00:37:52.720 if I

00:37:52.920 can stop

00:37:53.480 so oh

00:37:55.060 home studio

00:37:55.760 update yes

00:37:56.640 well I'll

00:37:59.540 give you the

00:38:01.360 tour so it

00:38:03.500 turns out that

00:38:04.220 there's no such

00:38:04.940 thing that's

00:38:06.120 better for the

00:38:06.840 home studio

00:38:07.360 than these ring

00:38:08.300 lights I've got

00:38:09.340 one here and

00:38:10.880 one there so

00:38:11.660 roughly speaking

00:38:12.600 there's one that's

00:38:13.520 more on my left

00:38:14.460 and one that's

00:38:15.100 more on my

00:38:15.840 right and I

00:38:17.240 point them toward

00:38:17.920 the wall because

00:38:18.820 the iPad is

00:38:19.900 actually the

00:38:20.440 very best camera

00:38:21.440 I've found and

00:38:23.240 I actually have

00:38:23.960 to darken the

00:38:24.700 room quite a

00:38:25.440 bit because the

00:38:26.280 iPad has such

00:38:27.040 good light

00:38:27.760 detection that

00:38:29.840 even with the

00:38:30.520 lights off and

00:38:32.800 I've got motorized

00:38:34.120 blackout curtains

00:38:35.040 now but even

00:38:37.300 with just a

00:38:38.080 little bit too

00:38:39.540 much light

00:38:40.440 so through great

00:38:45.240 trial and error

00:38:45.940 I have learned

00:38:46.620 the following

00:38:47.160 there is there's

00:38:49.260 no amount you

00:38:50.280 can spend on a

00:38:51.660 better camera

00:38:52.280 system that

00:38:53.460 would beat an

00:38:54.720 iPad so this

00:38:57.580 is an iPad

00:38:58.100 the the other

00:38:59.460 thing that's

00:38:59.900 important if you

00:39:01.320 ever want to do

00:39:01.960 this is put it

00:39:03.120 at eye level so

00:39:04.620 it may not be

00:39:05.800 obvious to you

00:39:06.600 but the iPad is

00:39:07.500 actually on a

00:39:08.320 stand so it's

00:39:09.580 eye level if

00:39:11.080 you've been

00:39:11.360 watching all of

00:39:12.280 the politicians

00:39:13.080 and talking

00:39:14.540 heads trying to

00:39:15.320 do their

00:39:15.740 Skypes and

00:39:16.660 Zoom calls on

00:39:17.540 TV have you

00:39:18.660 noticed that

00:39:19.140 they're all that

00:39:20.100 the camera is

00:39:20.780 looking up at

00:39:21.600 them because

00:39:22.040 they're looking

00:39:22.380 at a laptop and

00:39:23.880 they all look

00:39:24.340 distorted they

00:39:25.820 look distorted

00:39:26.560 and everything

00:39:27.580 looks wrong

00:39:28.320 because they're

00:39:29.300 looking down at

00:39:30.100 their at the

00:39:31.020 camera on their

00:39:31.740 laptop don't do

00:39:33.440 that so if the

00:39:36.580 only thing you

00:39:37.280 do right is to

00:39:38.560 put it at eye

00:39:39.160 level it'll look

00:39:40.700 professional now

00:39:42.300 notice that I

00:39:43.700 don't have much

00:39:44.880 in the way of

00:39:45.440 any reflection on

00:39:46.820 the glasses that's

00:39:48.420 because the ring

00:39:50.160 lights are pointing

00:39:51.020 toward the walls

00:39:51.960 instead of toward

00:39:52.940 me if they were

00:39:54.360 pointing toward me

00:39:55.180 you'd get a

00:39:56.540 reflection pretty

00:39:57.260 easily but because

00:39:58.660 the iPad is such

00:39:59.560 good light light

00:40:02.300 detection basically I

00:40:03.700 point him away from

00:40:04.600 me and there's

00:40:05.320 still enough ambient

00:40:06.160 light coming around

00:40:07.180 that I look well

00:40:08.300 lit I'm actually

00:40:08.920 sitting in fairly

00:40:10.600 you know half in

00:40:12.260 the dark right

00:40:12.820 now then I've

00:40:15.780 also discovered

00:40:16.680 by trial and

00:40:17.320 error that the

00:40:18.260 very best

00:40:18.920 microphone is a

00:40:21.740 $12 clip on

00:40:25.660 lavalier that's

00:40:27.000 wired so it goes

00:40:28.340 directly into it

00:40:29.200 so there's no

00:40:29.760 wireless problems

00:40:31.100 I just clip it to

00:40:32.500 anything and in

00:40:34.860 in my experience

00:40:36.380 it's better than

00:40:37.480 or as good as

00:40:39.240 a studio microphone

00:40:41.740 now the studio

00:40:42.840 microphone will

00:40:43.740 have more

00:40:44.660 let's say

00:40:46.820 higher fidelity

00:40:48.360 but it won't

00:40:50.080 necessarily sound

00:40:51.240 better to the

00:40:52.040 ear

00:40:52.340 I've listened to

00:40:54.000 myself on both

00:40:54.940 and because my

00:40:56.160 my voice is maybe

00:40:57.400 not that pleasant

00:40:58.300 so to speak

00:40:59.320 that you know

00:41:01.680 the more

00:41:02.100 the more casual

00:41:03.600 sound of the

00:41:04.360 lavalier clip on

00:41:05.200 is a little bit

00:41:06.040 better so that's

00:41:07.200 probably more than

00:41:07.760 you wanted to

00:41:08.220 know I've tried a

00:41:09.660 whole bunch of

00:41:10.300 different softwares

00:41:12.340 and hardwares to

00:41:13.860 automatically stream

00:41:15.120 to multiple

00:41:15.700 platforms etc and

00:41:17.580 they all have the

00:41:18.620 same problem

00:41:19.260 they don't work

00:41:20.840 twice

00:41:21.320 every time you

00:41:23.180 come in you have

00:41:24.120 to start from

00:41:24.760 scratch and

00:41:26.100 problem and

00:41:27.840 and you know

00:41:29.240 troubleshoot

00:41:29.800 because just

00:41:31.280 sitting there

00:41:32.100 just sitting there

00:41:33.080 from the time

00:41:34.040 you walked away

00:41:34.680 from it last

00:41:35.300 time it

00:41:36.760 degrades

00:41:37.420 there's something

00:41:39.020 that needs to

00:41:39.480 be updated

00:41:40.040 there's a

00:41:40.940 connection that

00:41:42.180 gets lost

00:41:42.960 there's a thing

00:41:43.720 that needs to

00:41:44.220 be rebooted

00:41:45.000 and then you

00:41:45.900 get into this

00:41:46.560 you have to

00:41:47.420 reboot things

00:41:48.400 and restart

00:41:48.920 things in a

00:41:50.080 certain order

00:41:50.860 and wait a

00:41:51.560 certain amount

00:41:52.060 of time

00:41:52.620 and then when

00:41:53.560 it's all done

00:41:54.300 there are like

00:41:54.880 35 settings

00:41:56.000 that have to

00:41:56.360 be just right

00:41:57.140 and you don't

00:41:58.360 really know if

00:41:59.240 they're right

00:41:59.940 until you go

00:42:02.120 live

00:42:02.760 that's the

00:42:04.880 system

00:42:05.280 it's a system

00:42:06.420 where you

00:42:07.020 actually don't

00:42:07.760 know if you're

00:42:08.320 going to have

00:42:08.520 sound

00:42:09.060 you just don't

00:42:10.600 know until

00:42:11.940 you're live

00:42:12.680 now I've

00:42:14.800 you've

00:42:15.440 some of you

00:42:16.400 actually saw me

00:42:17.140 testing such a

00:42:18.160 system there's

00:42:18.680 one behind me

00:42:19.700 wire cast

00:42:20.620 system and

00:42:21.880 it's not that

00:42:22.500 this stuff doesn't

00:42:23.580 work it's just

00:42:25.240 that it's not

00:42:25.740 stable because

00:42:27.800 software is always

00:42:29.300 changing the

00:42:29.920 operating system

00:42:30.840 is changing

00:42:31.440 you need a

00:42:32.440 patch software

00:42:33.400 that connects

00:42:34.020 this one to

00:42:34.560 this one oh

00:42:35.540 they're not made

00:42:36.100 by the same

00:42:36.620 company so now

00:42:37.880 you've got you

00:42:38.680 know one person's

00:42:39.520 hardware and two

00:42:40.840 pieces of software

00:42:41.760 to get you to

00:42:42.580 the third to the

00:42:43.920 fourth platform

00:42:44.800 and if any of

00:42:45.860 that doesn't work

00:42:46.780 which it never

00:42:48.560 does twice in a

00:42:49.360 row who do you

00:42:51.080 talk to because

00:42:52.460 you got four

00:42:53.620 different vendors

00:42:54.380 involved and

00:42:55.480 you're doing

00:42:55.820 something that

00:42:56.400 none of them

00:42:56.860 have ever seen

00:42:57.520 done quite the

00:42:58.220 way you just did

00:42:58.880 it they don't

00:42:59.900 even know what

00:43:00.460 to do so if

00:43:02.720 you have a

00:43:03.200 full-time

00:43:03.720 engineer let's

00:43:05.800 say you're you're

00:43:06.560 going full Joe

00:43:07.500 Rogan then it

00:43:10.300 makes sense because

00:43:11.120 then that's just

00:43:12.040 the engineer's job

00:43:12.980 but because of

00:43:14.620 what I do depends

00:43:16.340 almost entirely upon

00:43:17.720 energy and I'm an

00:43:19.760 introvert you see

00:43:21.740 where this is going

00:43:22.480 so if I had an

00:43:26.040 engineer that

00:43:28.040 engineer would be

00:43:28.920 draining my

00:43:29.660 energy instead of

00:43:31.740 me having it

00:43:32.580 available to do

00:43:33.300 this so one of

00:43:34.860 the things I

00:43:35.320 teach in my

00:43:36.560 how to fail

00:43:37.840 almost everything

00:43:38.480 book is that the

00:43:39.500 thing you should

00:43:40.020 manage to is your

00:43:41.300 energy if you've

00:43:43.580 this is the most

00:43:44.340 perfect example of

00:43:45.360 this so my

00:43:46.680 energy would be

00:43:48.040 completely diverted

00:43:49.040 to technical

00:43:50.220 problem solving and

00:43:51.420 being angry if I do

00:43:52.540 it myself but if I

00:43:54.380 hire someone then

00:43:55.900 they're going to be

00:43:56.600 the source of my

00:43:57.400 energy it's like oh

00:43:58.200 did you want this

00:43:58.880 did you want this

00:43:59.620 just checking how's

00:44:00.580 your sound it's like

00:44:01.300 okay okay and my

00:44:02.720 energy would just be

00:44:03.480 going into this

00:44:04.480 semi-productive place

00:44:06.560 so when I teach you

00:44:09.100 that the most

00:44:10.560 important metric is

00:44:11.520 your energy this is

00:44:13.280 the perfect example

00:44:14.280 because all of those

00:44:16.340 things would have

00:44:16.980 made the quality

00:44:18.340 better right the

00:44:20.600 quality would have

00:44:21.400 been better but my

00:44:22.620 energy would have

00:44:23.360 been just totally

00:44:24.700 trashed so it

00:44:28.540 wouldn't have

00:44:28.960 lasted in other

00:44:29.900 words it wouldn't

00:44:31.060 be sustainable I

00:44:32.640 wouldn't be

00:44:33.080 interested I

00:44:34.500 wouldn't I

00:44:35.640 wouldn't look

00:44:36.040 forward to it do

00:44:38.400 you know when I

00:44:39.020 prepare for these

00:44:39.900 sometimes I

00:44:41.460 usually you know

00:44:42.640 maybe an hour or

00:44:43.680 two before you see

00:44:44.880 me live I start

00:44:45.660 looking at what's

00:44:46.480 in the news and

00:44:47.320 looking at Twitter

00:44:48.020 and stuff putting

00:44:49.180 some ideas together

00:44:50.060 but the actual

00:44:51.300 technical part the

00:44:53.920 technical part of

00:44:55.220 how I go live it

00:44:57.300 is literally I pick

00:44:59.440 up this device I

00:45:01.100 hit one button and

00:45:02.260 my room goes dark

00:45:03.700 I talk to my

00:45:04.860 digital device and

00:45:06.500 give it one command

00:45:07.580 a voice command and

00:45:09.840 it turns on my

00:45:10.560 ring lights and then

00:45:12.400 I hit periscope my

00:45:15.060 iPad is always here

00:45:16.280 so that's the other

00:45:17.560 part of the system I

00:45:18.860 don't use my iPad

00:45:19.860 for anything else

00:45:21.040 all right if you're

00:45:22.880 gonna do this if I

00:45:24.380 could give you one

00:45:24.960 piece of advice make

00:45:26.580 sure you got an iPad

00:45:27.640 just for this because

00:45:29.460 as soon as you take

00:45:30.260 it from here and

00:45:31.800 take it anywhere else

00:45:32.980 something's gonna be

00:45:34.320 wrong when you got to

00:45:35.200 use it the next time

00:45:36.060 so I don't even I

00:45:38.440 don't even unplug the

00:45:39.780 microphone I just

00:45:40.760 leave it here I might

00:45:42.620 add power to it that's

00:45:44.560 it so when I need to

00:45:45.940 start I push two

00:45:47.020 buttons put in the

00:45:48.300 title and and hit

00:45:50.760 live and boom so

00:45:53.500 that I have managed

00:45:54.620 my energy so when

00:45:56.060 you when you see me

00:45:56.860 going live I've only

00:45:59.160 thought about things I

00:46:00.060 wanted to think about

00:46:00.980 and I've not I've not

00:46:02.760 interacted with another

00:46:03.960 human being in the

00:46:04.900 morning when you see

00:46:06.240 me in the morning I

00:46:06.920 have not I've not

00:46:07.780 interacted with another

00:46:08.980 live human being yet

00:46:10.420 so you're getting the

00:46:11.980 freshest you know most

00:46:14.160 most most genuine

00:46:15.040 clean energy you

00:46:18.200 you could get from

00:46:19.080 me and I'm not

00:46:20.440 frustrated by my

00:46:21.480 technology or anything

00:46:22.380 else all right

00:46:23.140 and you know when I

00:46:29.540 looked at my my new

00:46:31.620 iPhone which is a

00:46:33.000 newer generation than 0.99

00:46:34.180 even the iPad and the

00:46:36.240 the quality of the

00:46:37.500 cameras on the iPad and

00:46:38.860 even the sound it

00:46:41.220 it completely makes it

00:46:42.520 unnecessary to have

00:46:43.560 expensive equipment it's

00:46:44.880 just completely

00:46:45.440 unnecessary

00:46:46.040 you're welcome I

00:46:51.380 knew there's some of

00:46:52.120 you would care about

00:46:52.820 that and so save it for

00:46:55.640 the end that makes

00:46:56.720 sense

00:46:57.100 somebody says it's

00:47:00.400 easier when you

00:47:01.060 don't need to worry

00:47:01.960 about a bad hair day

00:47:03.200 well you know some

00:47:05.600 of you saw me cutting

00:47:07.500 my own hair on on

00:47:09.300 periscope recently so I

00:47:11.700 definitely had some bad

00:47:12.600 hair days in the last

00:47:13.540 month all right that's

00:47:14.920 all for now I will see

00:47:15.980 you in the morning

Real Coffee with Scott Adams - April 24, 2020

Episode 932 Scott Adams： Talking About the Sleepy Guy in the Basement of a House (Not Moving Too Much)

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