Episode 939 Scott Adams: Fake News and Loserthink in the Headlines That is Humorously Dumb
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Summary
In this episode of Conspiracy Theories, Alex takes a look at the current state of presidential press conferences, and suggests a new way for the media to ask questions of the president. Plus, a new idea Alex has for how the president should answer questions from the public.
Transcript
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Yes, it's another wonderful morning in the age of coronavirus,
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but I think we're going to get on top of this thing.
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In fact, our winning record, about 100,000 years of winning.
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Name a species that has beaten us yet. You can't.
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Name a virus that has taken us down and finished us off. None.
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Spanish flu? Nothing. You got nothing. You're shooting blanks, flu.
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especially when we have powerful, powerful medical technology.
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Not the least among them is the simultaneous SIP.
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Yeah, the simultaneous SIP has been shown in studies that are not peer-reviewed,
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and allegedly we hear from people who are anonymous sources
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in tests run in other countries by people with very long hair
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that the simultaneous SIP will raise your immune system.
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a tank or a chalice or a stein, a canteen jug or a flask,
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And join me there for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine
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at the end of the day, the thing that makes everything,
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Yeah, it's called the simultaneous SIP, but it happens now.
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Yeah, my immune system just went up about 3.6%, I think.
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Here's my idea of the day that does not come from me.
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A Twitter follower sends me the following idea,
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So the president is considering scaling back on his press conferences.
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the press is doing nothing but trying to bait him into a mistake.
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So I don't really need to watch the press asking illegitimate questions,
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which are only designed to force unforced errors, basically.
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That doesn't make sense, but you know what I'm talking about.
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How about the president take questions from the public?
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Now, when I say the public, there are several ways to do it.
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Now, of course, that doesn't give you time for some follow-up.
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Do they have special powers of question-asking?
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So, in other words, the president is sort of forced
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to answer questions from people he doesn't want to deal with,
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Can you imagine, I'll just throw out this hypothetically,
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if I personally interviewed President Trump on video,
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And the answer is, just about everybody in the world.
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You could pick, you could come up with 20 names
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who are just people with blue checks on Twitter.
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just somebody who's got a lot of Twitter followers.
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out of that weird little artificial environment