Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 948 Scott Adams： Join Me For a Quick Laugh About the Funniest Biden Kill Shot Ever

00:00:00.000 all right i'm not going to take up much of your time this will be this will be kind of short

00:00:12.280 but i was just uh i was just putting on a shirt in my closet which is not important to the story

00:00:20.340 i'm just letting people come in here so i'm going to tell the story like like people are bad at

00:00:25.780 telling stories because i'm stalling until there are more people in here well i was putting on a

00:00:31.660 shirt in my closet you know you know the people who always start with the part that doesn't matter

00:00:36.220 it was a blue shirt couldn't find my good green shirt i was putting on the shirt in the closet

00:00:41.800 all right as soon as there are 3 000 of you here live i've got to share with you just about the

00:00:50.260 funniest thing i've ever seen i've been i've been laughing so hard i've been crying in my closet

00:00:56.080 about this so apparently um well we're close enough so apparently president trump was on dan

00:01:02.960 bongino's uh podcast it must have been last night and mark knoller is dollar dollar knoller is uh

00:01:12.440 tweets this out and so this is a quote uh this is a quote from president trump

00:01:20.240 when asked about the joe biden uh allegations against him president trump said quote i would

00:01:29.040 just say to joe biden just go out and fight it

00:01:32.420 uh says president trump of sexual assault allegations against the democrat

00:01:40.000 interviewed on dan bongino's podcast president said of biden in a way you could say i'm sticking

00:01:46.600 up for him

00:01:47.280 all right if that's not the funniest thing you've ever heard in your whole life

00:01:57.540 now let me explain why this is so funny because

00:02:01.920 if if president trump had said yeah joe biden is guilty that would that would totally open up trump

00:02:13.540 for the same accusations and you know that would just be automatic right so trump didn't really have

00:02:19.780 a play to talk about it at all because the more he talked about it the more people would say well

00:02:25.700 what about you what about you you know president trump so

00:02:30.540 once again this is like the rosie

00:02:33.600 this is very much like the rosie o'donnell play

00:02:37.740 and i swear to god there should be some kind of

00:02:42.300 hall of fame for like best political

00:02:45.640 plays or something so i remember the uh the rosie o'donnell

00:02:49.940 play where you know he was asked a serious question about you know

00:02:53.880 incidents with women and he just moved it over to

00:02:57.120 something that's so ridiculous and so funny

00:03:00.340 that you can't take your eyes away from it

00:03:03.280 because it's so ridiculous he just said

00:03:05.440 now it's only rosie o'donnell it wasn't true

00:03:08.320 it was just ridiculous so you couldn't even remember what the original question was after a while

00:03:14.800 because it wasn't nearly as interesting as that ridiculous thing

00:03:17.920 he just said and and what was this what's similar about it

00:03:22.600 is that you couldn't imagine there was any way houdini could get out of that question

00:03:28.580 before he used the rosie o'donnell escape hatch

00:03:32.440 it just didn't look like it was possible

00:03:34.800 and then you see joe biden being credibly accused

00:03:41.160 and this is the funny part because it's so credible

00:03:43.420 credibly accused of sexual misconduct

00:03:46.600 and the president again he's trapped

00:03:49.060 what are you going to do you can't not talk about it

00:03:52.480 right that's another thing

00:03:55.080 and you can't you can't go hard at it

00:03:57.820 because then they just go hard at you

00:03:59.580 and you can't say

00:04:02.520 you can't say he might be

00:04:05.180 innocent

00:04:06.100 or can you

00:04:08.360 or can you

00:04:10.700 there's nobody else in the world

00:04:12.820 who would have found that path

00:04:14.980 and it's so

00:04:16.460 so perfect

00:04:17.960 all right

00:04:19.020 now i realize i'm in i'm totally into fanboy

00:04:22.120 territory here

00:04:23.760 but i like to i like to keep the fan stuff

00:04:26.600 to the communications part of what he does

00:04:29.300 you can you can make your own decisions about policies

00:04:32.340 you know half the time i don't even have an opinion on a lot of the policies

00:04:36.200 because what do i know

00:04:37.460 about trade deals and whatnot

00:04:39.580 but when you see communication that is

00:04:42.820 or or strategy plus communication

00:04:45.440 in this case and also humor

00:04:47.120 that is this is this well executed

00:04:49.700 this is like once in a lifetime stuff

00:04:52.320 you're seeing you're seeing the best

00:04:54.340 maybe the best you'll ever see

00:04:56.740 all right so let me let me just finish why this is so brilliant

00:04:59.540 so by taking the unexpected path

00:05:03.520 trump does what he always does

00:05:06.060 you can't look away

00:05:07.800 because he refuses to do

00:05:10.560 what you expect him to do

00:05:12.080 and what normal people would do

00:05:13.640 so he decides to defend

00:05:15.600 to defend biden

00:05:17.400 how in the world could this

00:05:20.120 so he can honestly say

00:05:23.960 i'm defending biden

00:05:25.600 what a great guy i am

00:05:26.760 and and he can

00:05:29.160 he has a perfectly philosophically pure argument

00:05:32.420 that it's up to biden to defend himself

00:05:35.280 it's not up to president trump

00:05:37.760 we do acknowledge that there are lots of

00:05:40.280 false rumors in this world

00:05:42.320 russiagate

00:05:44.480 you know just to name a few

00:05:45.880 and so

00:05:48.140 the president is embracing biden

00:05:50.880 in the in the way that biden would least want to ever be embraced

00:05:55.140 which is ironic in and of itself

00:05:57.820 so the president

00:05:59.020 is using as a kill shot

00:06:01.500 just just think about the beauty of this

00:06:03.940 the president is using as a kill shot

00:06:07.560 that his opponent is just like him

00:06:10.920 do you do you understand

00:06:14.500 how sublime that is

00:06:16.560 because

00:06:18.360 there's only there's only one person in the race

00:06:22.060 who can survive

00:06:23.620 being just like trump

00:06:25.800 and it's not joe biden

00:06:27.740 so the so the more the more trump says

00:06:31.400 yeah we're like brothers

00:06:33.060 we're practically the same guy

00:06:35.660 i lie he lies

00:06:37.900 i've got some allegations

00:06:39.480 he's got some allegations

00:06:40.880 you know when you come to think about it

00:06:42.960 i've got his back

00:06:44.940 we're practically bros

00:06:46.680 now

00:06:49.060 you could

00:06:50.760 this this is like somebody getting out of the escape room

00:06:54.440 when there's actually no escape

00:06:56.000 you know when there actually isn't any way to get out of the escape room

00:06:59.200 and somehow he's out

00:07:00.160 like how the hell did he find this path

00:07:02.720 you

00:07:03.500 in a million years

00:07:05.280 if you said

00:07:07.260 if you

00:07:07.820 if you uh

00:07:08.920 you hired the best consultants in the world

00:07:11.440 think about this

00:07:13.820 the way you know that this came from him

00:07:17.680 and did not come from an advisor or a paid consultant

00:07:21.600 is that no paid consultant could come up with this plan

00:07:25.580 because it's just too good

00:07:27.580 and only only trump could pull it off

00:07:30.540 because i think he's he's self-aware

00:07:33.980 that there can only be one trump

00:07:36.740 it's like highlander

00:07:38.060 it's like freaking highlander

00:07:44.440 yeah

00:07:45.120 there can only be one

00:07:46.520 and it's not going to be biden

00:07:49.080 and this comes

00:07:52.460 and this comes on the same day

00:07:56.600 that biden basically confessed that he was guilty of the

00:08:00.020 of the allegations

00:08:01.060 so it's even more absurd

00:08:02.960 yeah

00:08:03.900 in my opinion he confessed

00:08:05.840 because of the way he worded it

00:08:07.260 when he said

00:08:07.820 you know

00:08:08.680 why did

00:08:09.100 why is this coming up

00:08:10.880 this

00:08:11.980 what's this

00:08:13.320 if it didn't happen

00:08:14.080 why are you saying this coming up 27 years later

00:08:16.580 so anyway

00:08:18.100 that's just

00:08:19.080 that was my opinion

00:08:20.040 that he admitted it

00:08:21.640 not his opinion

00:08:22.400 but

00:08:23.380 on a day when it couldn't get any worse

00:08:25.640 for joe

00:08:26.120 and

00:08:26.440 the wheels are completely off

00:08:29.660 he has to have a caretaker

00:08:31.660 sitting next to him

00:08:32.560 to do his

00:08:33.060 his live streams

00:08:35.340 from his

00:08:35.800 his basement

00:08:37.320 where i think

00:08:38.980 i don't know if he's quarantined

00:08:40.280 or they've locked him in there

00:08:41.440 but they should have taken his phone away

00:08:44.120 because i don't think anybody knows

00:08:45.500 that he's still talking to the world

00:08:46.820 but

00:08:47.780 but on the day that

00:08:49.120 on the day that nothing could get worse

00:08:51.340 for joe biden

00:08:52.180 he's being accused of

00:08:53.880 maybe trying to hide the records

00:08:56.260 in delaware

00:08:57.020 i mean really

00:08:57.840 it couldn't be a worse day

00:08:59.920 and what does president trump do

00:09:01.920 it's like

00:09:02.640 in a way i'm kind of defending him

00:09:04.360 oh it is so over

00:09:10.980 it is so over

00:09:12.820 my god

00:09:14.400 oh

00:09:16.260 anyway

00:09:17.540 i don't have any other topic

00:09:19.860 i just had to share with you

00:09:22.600 this

00:09:22.880 this

00:09:23.400 if you're being honest

00:09:26.700 even his critics

00:09:29.100 no matter what they think of him

00:09:31.600 you know

00:09:32.540 no matter what they think of his policies

00:09:34.300 and whatever they think his mental processes are

00:09:37.440 no matter what you think of him

00:09:39.560 this was brilliant

00:09:42.100 i mean this was just brilliant

00:09:45.200 you know

00:09:46.360 and

00:09:46.760 it's one for the ages

00:09:48.700 in my opinion

00:09:49.460 and you know

00:09:50.940 if anybody's new to

00:09:52.520 watching my periscopes

00:09:53.660 i've been pretty brutal

00:09:54.840 i'm brutal about the president

00:09:56.840 on you know

00:09:57.620 some of the task force

00:09:59.120 and coronavirus stuff

00:10:00.240 so it's not like i'm just supporting him

00:10:02.280 you know wildly

00:10:03.060 no matter what

00:10:03.960 but communication wise

00:10:05.700 every now and then

00:10:07.680 he pulls something like this

00:10:09.680 out of the hat

00:10:10.280 that you just can't even imagine

00:10:12.020 anybody else would have done

00:10:13.180 anyway

00:10:13.600 that's enough of that

00:10:14.760 I'll talk to you tonight

Real Coffee with Scott Adams - May 01, 2020

Episode 948 Scott Adams： Join Me For a Quick Laugh About the Funniest Biden Kill Shot Ever

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