Episode 966 Scott Adams: I Mock the Kids Table, Talk About Musk, Update You on Stuff
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Summary
On today's show: Mother's Day, Elon Musk talks about a possible cure for Parkinson's, and I talk about a new gadget that could be used to help people with Parkinson's and other degenerative disorders.
Transcript
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Have you ever noticed that mothers is one of those words that
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And I can't think of a better way to start off Mother's Day
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And all you need for the simultaneous sip on Mother's Day is a mother.
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It would be good if there's a mother there. Optional.
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But otherwise, all you need is a cup or mug or a glass of tank or chalice or stein,
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Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
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Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day.
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The thing that makes everything better, including the damn pandemic.
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It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now.
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So I realized that a lot of things that I've been mentioning in my books, etc.,
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had finally reached a point where I could put them all in one clean package
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So in many ways, it's things you've heard from me before,
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And it's the way they're collected and presented that gives them the new power.
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I would recommend that everybody who finds any value from anything I do,
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So if there's just one thing you ever watch from me,
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Also, if those of you who have not found me yet on the Locals platform,
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I'm moving all the content that you can still see here.
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I'll move all the content that you already see here.
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but in addition, I'm putting extra stuff on Locals for subscribers.
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I'm pretty much out of business as a cartoonist.
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I'm getting the early indications from my syndication.
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I'm going to see if in the long run it won't work.
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because newspapers are advertiser-based online.
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So I'm moving at least some of my stuff to a subscriber model
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Everybody told me to watch Elon Musk on the Joe Rogan show.
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but I was fascinated by this talk about Neuralink.
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And what they're going to do is literally implant
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They'll actually remove a piece of your skull, the bone,
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and insert there a little piece of electronics.
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depends on what problem you're trying to solve.
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that this device could be useful for a broad range
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and use their limbs that they couldn't use before.
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Now, that seems like quite a big, let's see, goal.
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They might actually see the first one implanted
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for whatever the first purpose is within a year.
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You know, I'm sure it will not be used to change opinion,
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but you can definitely change people's opinions
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wow, you know, he probably has houses all over the world
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but it turns out the story is a little different than that.
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Across the street was, I guess, Gene Wilder's house,
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And so, yeah, I guess he's decided not to do that.
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So, it wasn't quite exactly the way you thought of it,
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to move his headquarters from California to Texas
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And I don't know how California can keep any business.
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if somebody is trying to overthrow the government