Episode 968 Scott Adams: Simultaneous Sip Now
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Summary
Scott Adams wakes up from his nap to discuss the coronavirus pandemic, Watergate, and the weirdest thing that happened to him on Periscope last night. Plus, a new drug is being trialled to treat the virus.
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I know what you'd like to do probably this morning
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ah yes basically in the country where I live we
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have also now people who hallucinate that um the
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seeing an elephant in the room that the rest of the
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people are not seeing I'm just wondering what's a good what's a good way to convince
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somebody they're hallucinating something well uh convincing somebody that they're hallucinating
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is almost impossible because they they're seeing it with their own eyes they feel it
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that you can't talk somebody out of it but here's here's the best thing you could
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do you the best thing you could do is get them to arrive at it through questions so rather
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than say you're wrong you're seeing it wrong and people just harden in their in their opinion
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you could say something like this really it looks like you think that the german situation
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is like the beginning of maybe some kind of a nazi lockdown and they say yeah yeah then
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you say how different are things in germany compared to all the other countries who are
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dealing with the same thing are they are they treating it differently and then your friend
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says well i don't know i haven't looked at other countries you say well seems to me if
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you did they were they're all doing the same thing seems like every country is going
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through exactly the same thing i'm wondering why only in germany it looks like the beginning
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of a nazi takeover but in every other country such as you know you name it it's not but you
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also realize that every country is having the same conversation right so i would broaden it
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away from germany so that they can see that your situation is essentially identical to most
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of the other industrialized countries and just say if it's happening everywhere i don't know is the
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whole country going nazi i don't think so or the whole whole uh whole world probably not so that's
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the best you could do is just point out that it's everywhere so you shouldn't worry about it
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specifically that's that's not going to talk anybody out of it but it might make him pause a
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little bit because that's the sort of thing they have to talk themselves out of so you just want to
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ask the questions let them deal with the new the new expansion of their thinking maybe they go away
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and come back better but mostly you're not going to be able to change minds on that stuff you know
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only only uh events themselves could change it which means we get past this and things go back to
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normal um but thanks for the question but before you go um correct me if i'm wrong but uh i got
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disconnected from following you and then then i re-followed you does that sound
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um no what i what i meant basically following back you never followed me before so uh no glitch
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i never i never followed you before no no it was never shown to me oh okay i've interacted with you
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so many times i thought i had so i'm following you now but thank you you're you're one of my best uh
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favorite um twitter personalities because one of the great things about being in my position
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you've got you know closing in on half a million uh followers is that it attracts some people who
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are just unusually good at commenting on stuff and and you're one of them my you're my my top two or
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three i think and so it makes what i do so much more valuable because i'll say something crazy and
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people who actually know how to analyze things sort of know how to look at the world they come in in
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the comments and say yes or no or should have thought of this and then i start with these bad
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ideas and then the commenters such as yourself you're definitely one of the best uh just carve it
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down into something real it's kind of a wonderful thing so thank you for that thanks a lot bye all right
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all right uh it looks like the interface now let's see there we go we've got some unusual things
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julie julie julie julie will our technology work julie can you hear me do you have a question
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i can go ahead i was wondering what your take is the university's opening in the fall you were
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pretty early on saying watch what the other universities are doing and when they closed early
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you said the other universities would and they did so i have two 20 year olds who are eager to
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leave my house and get back to their lives at school where are their schools they are 20 years
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old or almost 20 and they go to the university of connecticut yeah i think there'll be probably a
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pretty big difference in terms of when things open based on the school and what resources they have
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and all that but i do think that whatever it's going to be the same thing if some of them reopen
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most of them will um and i don't know if they're going to wait to see if the experience is bad at the
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other ones i doubt it i think they're just going to have to out of pure desperation and self-defense
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i think they're going to have to open because the biggest risk to colleges is that people find out
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they can do without them for a year one of the things that naval said uh recently is if we go a year
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let's say this next coming year becomes more remote learning let's say the students don't go to
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school they stay home but they do a year of school with uh remote learning and what what are they going
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to pay for that are they going to pay the same as they would if they were there in person you know
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not counting the room and board part and and uh what happens at the end if they get just as good
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an education uh but they did it remotely how is the college going to justify charging the same
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amount next year exactly exactly because especially with engineering you really need the lab work
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you need to be being on it you can't just learn through the computer very well although i think
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that's just because we're not good at it yet i would argue that we will reach a point where
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learning it on the computer will be so much better i mean you'll you'll you'll be able to have a you
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know a 3d view you'll be on your computer and when you're doing engineering you'll actually be able to
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reach out and touch objects that don't exist and put them together so you know once you're actually
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manipulating a virtual space with virtual objects then the online stuff will be way better than in
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person but not yet all right thanks for the question thank you thank you
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yeah college is going to be just a mess i'm so glad i'm not having to deal with that
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scott yes do you have a question yes um um i really enjoy your show and so i really value what
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you do but i have to know with this ongoing coup is someone going to get perp walk i i gotta see
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somebody high level punished well the problem is that the people at the high level are smart enough
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to not leave any uh let's say you know bloody gloves at the scene so what i would expect is
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it's going to come down to something like well i knew the president wanted me to do this but he didn't
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say it or he didn't say it but it was obvious that this would be a good thing and he'd like it
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or uh clapper didn't directly tell us to do this but we interpreted this as part of our job so you
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get this this weird um you know not direct evidence of the assuming that there was any kind of a ring
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leader or ring leaders i don't think there's going to be direct evidence for them to be involved i think
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it will be at most a verbal conversation that could be interpreted two ways so i don't i don't think you
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going to see anybody at a at a brennan clapper or obama level doing a purple one i don't think
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that's oh no no i i get that but maybe comey he he seems like a natural fall guy from a simulation
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perspective he does he does kobe seems like i mean it feels like if you wrote this as a movie
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kobe would be going down i feel the same way and i don't know exactly why that was the point i wanted
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to make i see his name even sounds like commie you know it's perfect yeah commie that is funny
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um yeah there's there's something um there's something about comey that makes him seem like
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the natural for that i'd bet against it though because you know everything that comey has done
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uh indicates that he's smart enough to know how the system works i mean he doesn't yeah you so comey's
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another one you you can say whatever you want to say about him if you like him or don't like him
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but you can't say he's not smart right i mean he's a smart guy he's smart with air cover and smart
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without air cover too you know what i mean yeah well okay if the bosses love you you know you don't
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have to be that smart that's true that's true but yeah i don't yeah go ahead i i just love what
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you've been talking about lately in terms of the simulation stuff i found it in my own life
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you've been you've been really insightful you've validated a lot of things i've said i knew
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president trump would win the moment i saw him come down those stairs everybody thought i was insane
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i never relented once i said have you seen hillary clinton have you seen this guy i was even a fan
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i'm just saying you know your bullshit detector that that that is that really resonated and your
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island stuff you know the prisoner island i was on prisoner island i know what you're talking about
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uh okay good well thanks i'm glad glad that resonates thanks joe all right let's take one
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more we'll give you one more can't we who really really wants to talk to me badly i don't know if
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anybody does but we'll find out all right leanne are you connected hi what's your question land
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okay it's about the convict island thing you brought up on last night's periscope okay yeah
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and when i was hearing you say that i thought to myself i think i have one of those stories real or
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not right but i'm just wondering if it if it's a little off and i'm not sure if i should be using
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it as a story so i wanted to tell you all right yes you you can do it but you have to make it the
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quick version because okay yes absolutely um mine's always involves a plane crash um i'm always in it
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whether i'm actually on a plane or just thinking about it walking around and um i'm always i always
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survive no matter the scenario whether i go into a side of a mountain or into the water even when the
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plane's going down i'm helping people like i'm and i'm thinking it's okay because i know i'm going to
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survive this i'll always survive no matter the scenario well that that is a that is a really uh healthy
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and productive view unless it keeps you unless it makes you do dangerous things you don't do
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dangerous extreme sports do you no not at all no yeah then i like that because that sounds like just a
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uh a really healthy mindset it's not really going to impinge on your real world you know because
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you know it probably won't change anything you do in the real world but it'll keep you with that
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positive mindset i like it now the only improvement i would offer on that yeah to the extent that you
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could come up with new stories is one that had more about uh your own efforts being what keeps
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you safe so right now yeah i always pull out macgyver type things in my head you know that i how i get
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off the side of the mountain you know when it's full of snow and i'm you know wearing you know shorts
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and a t-shirt or something you know right is that the kind of you mean or yeah yeah so so if you can
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keep your little uh imaginary story where you're the hero through your own good work and let's say your
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good work is something you could actually do you know something or humanly you could do it might be
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a stretch but it's humanly possible uh and i i like where you're going with that okay i'll keep uh
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rewriting the story a little bit thank you thank you so for those of you who uh didn't get the context
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there last night i was talking about having stories of your life and just briefly one of my stories that's
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not a real story but one that i keep as like uh an operating system for the rest of my software in
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my head it's it's the thing that keeps me um tuned to winning if you will and my story is that uh imagine
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i'm dropped onto the island of convicts it's only prisoners on this island and i'm dropped off from
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the helicopter and on day one they beat me up day two they beat me up day three they beat me up day
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day seven they beat me up i'm just like you know abused and turned into like you know human human
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whatever but if you come back in a year i'm in charge of the island and i've killed everybody
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who touched me so that's the story that i keep because you could beat me up for a week or two or a
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month but when i'm done if i ever get a little bit of traction if you ever turn your back if i get the
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slightest advantage i'm going to run your damn island and i'm going to kill every one of you
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and you can bet on it so that's that's the software i keep in my head that i apply to every situation
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because you come into situations and day one is often not so good and day two is often not so good
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too and three weeks in it's not so good but i'm going to run the island so it doesn't matter what the
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actual situation is i tell myself yeah getting beat up the first week that's just part of the job
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i'm going to run this island so it doesn't have to be true it just has to be a story you run in your
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head that you you let influence your general demeanor so it's how you program your personality
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never doubt the power of coconut and coconut pies well i don't know what that means but i've never
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uh may we know your island takeover plan roughly speaking yes yes i'll tell you i would be able
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to influence people one at a time to think that working with me was better than not so i would
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convince people one at a time that being on my side was their best play until i had enough of them
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and then i'd run the island but it'd be a one one one one on one thing you'd have to convince them
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ben says in the comments i'm scott's prison lover in my dream well you need to upgrade your uh your
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movie story that's the worst possible one that was pretty funny though all right that's all i got
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for now i'll talk to you tonight you know where