Episode 978 Scott Adams: Proxy Voting Schemes, Trump's Coronavirus Report Card, Biden's Raisin-Brain
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Summary
In this episode of Coffee with Scott Adams, I talk about the importance of friction and why you should never watch a movie with two people in the same place at the same time. I also talk about how to get two people to watch the same movie.
Transcript
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the good place and all you need to enjoy this incredible incredible morning doesn't take much
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not much at all just a cup or a mug or a glass of tank or chalice or tiny canteen jug or flask
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a vessel of any kind fill it with your favorite liquid i like coffee and join me now for the
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dopamine hit of the day the thing that makes everything better including the damn pandemic
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it's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now go
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yep i can feel my natural interferon kicking in i got a hydroxychloroquine in me
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just naturally i didn't even take any pills i just produce it from my own biological factory
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not really none of that's true let's talk about what is let's talk about things that are true
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okay so i've decided that rather than annoy you continuously about the fact that i've got
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content over on the locals platform i'll try to tell you packaging it with something useful
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so rather than give you something that sounds like a just a commercial i'll try to tell you
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something useful and if that tells you something else that's cool too i talk about uh the importance
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of friction and how just a little bit of friction might not change your mind at the moment but over
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time friction will wear you down i talked about that with let's say watching television just the act
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of finding your remote control turning on the television finding a channel do i want netflix there's so
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much friction now to just watching television that i've completely stopped doing it i still i still look
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for shows but i never really find them and watch them last night for example christine and i tried to
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watch uh the joker now neither of us have watched a complete movie and i don't know ever i i don't
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know if the two of us have ever watched a complete movie because we don't have that kind of attention
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span and i thought to myself all right neither of us ever want to watch a movie again like literally
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if i never watched another movie for the rest of my life i'd be fine with that i just don't know how
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anybody spends two and a half hours doing one thing it just doesn't seem like a like a thing
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you do anymore but we thought all right everybody's talking about this joker movie we're going to watch
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it so christina comes over and uh you know we make some popcorn and it's one of those days half the
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popcorn falls on the floor and we're like all right man it's just so hard to watch a movie it's like
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preparation and planning and you got to get two people in the same place that's the other thing
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nobody likes to watch a movie at the same time in the old days you know you're laying you're sitting
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around the living room anyway there's nothing going on so you're watching whatever's on but today try to
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get two people who want to watch the same movie at the same time it's kind of hard nobody nobody's
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quite on you know everybody's got their own thing to do so we finally find the time we get together
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we've got our popcorn that you know whatever's left that didn't fall on the floor we sit down and we
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turn it on and we get into it and then i realize i swear i swear this happened sounds like i'm making
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it up we get into the movie and i look at my uh i look at my watch and i'm thinking wait a minute
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how long is a movie and i realized i didn't have time for a movie because i was going to do my evening
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periscope and we'd start at around 5 30 or something so like i i've watched so few movies
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that i'd somehow lost the idea that you needed to like allocate all this time to do nothing but watch
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a movie and i couldn't i couldn't i couldn't justify it so we watched half of it and then i went and did
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my periscope now we plan to watch the other half but i would say no more than 50 chance that we'll
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ever find the time we'll still be interested probably never watch the other half so anyway
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so that's the point of friction but let me take that to the point i wanted to make which is every
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time i go on twitter uh which is all day long i get two feelings one is i get these dopamine hits
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when people you know like or retweet me so i'm getting like dopamine hit dopamine hit dopamine hit
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but i'm also getting trolled continuously and it's like anti-dopamine anti-dopamine now sometimes i like
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i do enjoy the you know the back and forth and the the wrestling with the trolls so it's not that i
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don't enjoy the fight but it's just sort of always there troll troll friction friction so twitter is
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sort of this half friction half dopamine situation but the dopamine is so good that i'm completely
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addicted and you know the big story about social media is it's designed for addiction
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now i took i took that mindset over to locals locals.com where i have some uh extra content
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the the stuff that would be a little more provocative or just doesn't fit with this stuff
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so it's an extension of what what you see with some extra stuff and uh there are a number of benefits
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over there the biggest benefit i completely didn't see coming which is that there are no trolls
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because it's a subscription service so nobody no troll is going to pay money
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just to be part of a subscription to give me a hard time
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so when i go over to locals i'm like oh feels good feels good dopamine hit dopamine hit dopamine hit
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and then i'm waiting for the bad part and it doesn't happen
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so i got like a thousand people who signed up who just have good intentions
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so here's the the larger story if you're trying to predict
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the future of any service especially an online service
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because the utility will tell you something it's like oh yeah
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it has these features it'll let you do this oh it's it's cheaper it's faster
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those will tell you a lot but if you really want to know what's going to happen
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and uh i think i think uh dave rubin has hit on a dopamine goldmine
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because i didn't know you could have only dopamine without trolls
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until i experienced that i don't know just never occurred to me that that was an option
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so for from just the perspective of the uh creators
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it's it's pretty addictive already i'm spent i'm spending as much time there as i am on twitter
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they uh is it ironic that congress is wearing masks now
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because it's the one group of people who should be ashamed to show their face to the public
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i feel as though after the coronavirus has passed
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he says we've done a great job on covid response
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but the lamestream media doesn't want to go with that narrative
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well then i don't think you know what crisis means
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it's not really a crisis if you're all ready for it
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but that doesn't really get to the president's performance
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i don't know that he'll ever get as much credit as he deserves for that
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with getting all this ppe and ventilators together
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was there something that the federal government
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well here's where you get to the supply chain problem
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so i'm just going to block people for that comment
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finishing up on my report card for the president
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wouldn't you say it's true that the federal government
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legitimate claim that he's making the governors look good
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because the idea is that nobody knew the right thing to do
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and that's the only standard i would put on this