Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 988 Scott Adams： Things Getting Back to Normal Because the News is About Racism Again. Normal Might be Overrated.

00:00:00.000 Hey everybody, come on in. Dr. Funk Juice, good to see you as always. Well, if

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00:01:03.640 I can feel racism declining everywhere in the country.

00:01:09.220 I think it's the caffeine.

00:01:11.440 I think so.

00:01:12.060 Uh-huh.

00:01:14.140 Well, I tell you, there's nothing better news than seeing things get back to normal.

00:01:23.620 Am I right?

00:01:24.060 And by getting back to normal, I mean the news is now full of stories about racism,

00:01:32.080 fake racism, allegations of racism, people defending themselves against racism,

00:01:37.620 and policies that are racist.

00:01:40.760 Once you see the headlines look like that, on CNN mostly, back to normal.

00:01:47.120 Well, apparently there's nothing else happening.

00:01:49.520 But there are a few other stories, which I shall talk about.

00:01:55.460 So, ProPublica, which is a publication,

00:02:00.960 they've got a story talking about how if the United States had locked down sooner,

00:02:07.560 let's say if the country had locked down two weeks earlier than it did,

00:02:12.780 it could have prevented 84% of the deaths and 82% of the cases.

00:02:19.740 Said, uh, this was said by a research team led by epidemiologist Jeffrey Shaman.

00:02:25.840 So, to Jeffrey Shaman and his team of epidemiologists,

00:02:31.780 oh, this would be a good time to ask your children to leave the room.

00:02:37.620 If we could.

00:02:39.000 Or turn down your sound a little bit.

00:02:41.160 Maybe put on some headphones.

00:02:43.520 Because Jeffrey Shaman is not making me happy right now.

00:02:47.960 And sometimes, when I'm not happy, I will use an appropriate language.

00:02:54.440 I feel that moment is approaching.

00:02:57.220 So, you've been warmed.

00:02:59.380 So, according to the team led by epidemiologist Jeffrey Shaman,

00:03:04.020 if we had locked down two weeks early,

00:03:06.260 we could have prevented 84% of our deaths.

00:03:09.340 To which I say to Jeffrey Shaman,

00:03:11.560 fuck you, you fucking asshole.

00:03:14.220 You fucking stupid fucking asshole.

00:03:16.780 Did the best we could.

00:03:19.940 Did the best we could.

00:03:21.360 Where were you?

00:03:22.580 Where were you when it was time to lock down with your fucking stupid model?

00:03:26.340 Thanks for coming after the crisis to stab the wounded.

00:03:30.480 You fucking useless piece of shit.

00:03:33.460 This is the analysis we don't need.

00:03:35.680 We don't need you bayonetting the fucking citizens while we're still alive.

00:03:40.400 Can you let us just work through the fucking crisis

00:03:43.040 without blaming people for making decisions

00:03:46.380 they couldn't possibly have fucking gotten right every time?

00:03:50.180 50 fucking states with 50 fucking different situations?

00:03:54.300 Do you think anybody knew what to do?

00:03:56.680 Nobody knew what to do.

00:03:58.600 Don't give us your fucking after-the-fact bullshit.

00:04:01.600 You weren't there.

00:04:03.280 You weren't a leader.

00:04:04.720 You didn't have to make any fucking decisions.

00:04:07.360 Jeffrey fucking Shaman.

00:04:15.140 In other news,

00:04:16.240 a separate analysis

00:04:22.340 has shown that

00:04:24.440 let's see

00:04:25.880 I thought I wrote that down

00:04:28.180 in a separate analysis

00:04:30.260 oh, okay, yeah, there's another analysis that

00:04:37.780 you know, there's another model too

00:04:41.140 that says that

00:04:41.900 if New York had shut down sooner

00:04:45.440 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

00:04:46.860 I'll tell you

00:04:48.120 I don't have any patience

00:04:50.840 for the 2020 hindsight.

00:04:54.400 Those are the biggest

00:04:56.000 useless motherfucking pieces of shit

00:04:58.640 in this country.

00:05:00.200 Anybody who's here

00:05:01.180 just to stab the

00:05:02.200 stab the people who

00:05:04.200 you know, did the best they could.

00:05:06.880 There wasn't anybody on the other side.

00:05:10.040 Right?

00:05:10.900 Everybody in the United States

00:05:12.300 was trying the best they could.

00:05:14.100 That's it.

00:05:15.100 We did the best we could.

00:05:19.740 Anyway.

00:05:20.260 So apparently Sweden

00:05:23.060 has taken the throne

00:05:24.760 for the most deaths

00:05:26.180 per thousand.

00:05:27.700 We don't know if that'll last

00:05:28.760 and obviously that's just

00:05:29.740 a recent number.

00:05:31.260 If you look historically

00:05:32.340 they were not number one.

00:05:33.920 But now they're up to

00:05:34.720 Sweden has

00:05:35.820 a little over six deaths

00:05:37.580 per million inhabitants.

00:05:39.540 Habinants per day.

00:05:41.680 On a rolling seven day average.

00:05:44.180 Now

00:05:44.460 who knows if

00:05:46.060 you know

00:05:46.680 that keeps

00:05:47.680 keeps changing.

00:05:49.180 I would say

00:05:50.540 that almost

00:05:51.120 all of our data

00:05:52.080 about coronavirus

00:05:52.820 is

00:05:53.460 sort of

00:05:54.840 not credible.

00:05:56.680 So I wouldn't take

00:05:57.560 any of it too seriously.

00:05:59.380 But it does tell you

00:06:00.440 that

00:06:00.760 leadership doesn't matter.

00:06:02.720 I keep saying that.

00:06:04.180 That

00:06:04.620 when this is all done

00:06:06.520 the countries

00:06:08.080 are going to be

00:06:08.560 sufficiently different.

00:06:10.020 You know

00:06:10.160 there's enough

00:06:10.640 different going on

00:06:11.640 in each country

00:06:12.280 that

00:06:13.500 I don't know

00:06:15.620 if we'll ever know

00:06:16.540 what made a difference.

00:06:18.740 I really don't.

00:06:20.260 Because

00:06:20.640 there's this one fact

00:06:22.400 I just can't get out

00:06:23.360 of my head

00:06:23.920 that I heard this one

00:06:25.540 epidemiologist

00:06:26.600 expert talk about

00:06:27.820 and he said that

00:06:29.440 we don't know

00:06:30.160 why viruses

00:06:30.800 ever burn out.

00:06:32.940 To which I said

00:06:34.160 what?

00:06:36.100 Really?

00:06:37.280 We don't know

00:06:38.300 the most

00:06:39.060 basic thing

00:06:40.260 which is why

00:06:41.540 any virus

00:06:42.440 ever burns out.

00:06:44.200 Now I think

00:06:44.760 it's probably

00:06:45.120 a combination

00:06:45.620 of smaller

00:06:46.500 smaller things

00:06:47.680 right?

00:06:48.300 You get a little

00:06:48.960 bit of herd

00:06:49.560 immunity

00:06:50.440 but that's not

00:06:51.200 the whole answer.

00:06:52.140 Maybe there's

00:06:52.620 something about

00:06:53.080 the temperature

00:06:53.660 the weather

00:06:54.240 people change

00:06:55.380 behavior

00:06:55.960 something

00:06:56.920 maybe the

00:06:57.920 virus mutates

00:06:59.340 maybe there's

00:06:59.960 something about

00:07:00.560 some individuals

00:07:02.020 who are more

00:07:02.760 susceptible

00:07:03.280 and once you've

00:07:04.040 gotten all of those

00:07:05.000 that's effectively

00:07:06.160 herd instinct

00:07:06.900 because the other

00:07:07.540 ones weren't

00:07:07.940 going to get it

00:07:08.380 anyway.

00:07:09.580 It's some kind

00:07:10.300 of mysterious

00:07:10.900 soup

00:07:11.440 but the fact

00:07:12.460 that we've

00:07:12.860 gone this far

00:07:13.580 into it

00:07:14.160 and we don't

00:07:15.720 know even

00:07:16.120 what stops

00:07:17.140 the virus

00:07:17.640 is just

00:07:18.040 mind-boggling

00:07:18.720 to me.

00:07:19.520 Let's talk

00:07:20.100 about the

00:07:20.480 printing all

00:07:21.060 the money.

00:07:23.340 So I have

00:07:24.320 a little rule

00:07:25.260 sort of a

00:07:26.380 rule of thumb

00:07:27.120 which is

00:07:28.700 and I think

00:07:29.140 you'll agree

00:07:29.620 with this

00:07:30.000 it's probably

00:07:31.080 not 100%

00:07:31.980 effective

00:07:32.380 but it's

00:07:33.260 pretty darn

00:07:33.720 reliable

00:07:35.320 and it goes

00:07:35.880 like this

00:07:36.360 if somebody

00:07:38.400 can't explain

00:07:39.380 something to

00:07:40.140 you simply

00:07:40.800 it's because

00:07:42.420 they don't

00:07:42.960 understand it.

00:07:45.100 So you'll

00:07:45.640 see that rule

00:07:46.640 works pretty

00:07:47.420 effectively.

00:07:48.520 If you cannot

00:07:49.500 simplify your

00:07:50.660 argument to

00:07:51.540 the point

00:07:51.880 where I can

00:07:52.360 understand it

00:07:53.060 it's because

00:07:54.160 you don't

00:07:54.640 understand it

00:07:55.420 because I

00:07:56.740 can certainly

00:07:57.240 I'm capable

00:07:57.920 of understanding

00:07:58.680 a simplification

00:07:59.580 but if you're

00:08:00.820 not capable

00:08:01.380 of making

00:08:02.280 one

00:08:02.640 it means

00:08:03.620 probably you

00:08:04.100 don't understand

00:08:04.660 your topic.

00:08:05.860 Here's the

00:08:06.960 perfect example

00:08:07.740 when everybody

00:08:08.400 is talking

00:08:08.820 about the

00:08:09.240 money supply

00:08:09.980 and I

00:08:11.580 would ask

00:08:11.940 the question

00:08:12.440 you've been

00:08:13.360 hearing me

00:08:13.800 asking now

00:08:14.360 for a few

00:08:14.760 months

00:08:15.060 what's the

00:08:16.900 downside

00:08:17.380 of just

00:08:19.360 printing

00:08:20.000 trillions

00:08:20.460 of dollars

00:08:21.040 and your

00:08:22.540 brain immediately

00:08:23.200 says well

00:08:23.700 obviously the

00:08:24.440 downside is

00:08:25.240 and then you

00:08:25.860 can't finish

00:08:26.380 the sentence

00:08:26.980 because you

00:08:28.560 say uh

00:08:29.360 because we

00:08:30.780 owe too

00:08:31.100 much money

00:08:31.640 and then I

00:08:32.200 say well

00:08:32.820 we're not

00:08:33.640 we're just

00:08:33.940 printing it

00:08:34.580 we're not

00:08:35.420 borrowing it

00:08:36.040 we're just

00:08:36.480 printing it

00:08:37.700 digitally

00:08:38.520 but we're

00:08:39.000 printing it

00:08:39.800 and then you

00:08:41.360 say well

00:08:42.400 inflation

00:08:43.480 and then I

00:08:45.280 say

00:08:45.680 can't have

00:08:47.620 inflation

00:08:48.100 because demand

00:08:49.600 is too low

00:08:50.240 the economy

00:08:51.080 got whacked

00:08:51.640 too hard

00:08:52.140 nobody's going

00:08:53.140 to raise

00:08:53.720 their prices

00:08:54.400 they might

00:08:55.640 lower them

00:08:56.260 to get some

00:08:56.760 more demand

00:08:57.420 but it's going

00:08:58.600 to be a long

00:08:59.100 time before

00:08:59.600 they raises

00:09:00.240 any prices

00:09:00.900 and then you

00:09:01.560 say yeah

00:09:02.440 yeah yeah

00:09:02.840 it's okay

00:09:03.920 for now

00:09:04.580 but when the

00:09:05.820 economy gets

00:09:06.600 back on its

00:09:07.340 feet

00:09:07.740 then there's

00:09:09.520 too much

00:09:09.860 money sloshing

00:09:10.660 around

00:09:11.120 so it's a

00:09:12.180 problem for

00:09:12.720 later and it's

00:09:13.520 very quantitative

00:09:14.320 I mean you

00:09:14.860 could really

00:09:15.220 you could just

00:09:16.080 measure it

00:09:16.900 it's like this

00:09:17.780 much extra

00:09:18.420 money

00:09:18.820 economy gets

00:09:20.720 up to speed

00:09:21.480 that much

00:09:22.480 extra money

00:09:23.080 causes all the

00:09:23.900 inflation

00:09:24.340 pretty objective

00:09:26.660 wouldn't you

00:09:27.140 say

00:09:27.340 so let me

00:09:30.000 see if I

00:09:30.420 can explain

00:09:30.920 it as

00:09:31.260 somebody did

00:09:31.960 today

00:09:33.040 to me

00:09:34.120 on the

00:09:35.640 locals

00:09:36.060 platform

00:09:36.960 it was the

00:09:37.780 best explanation

00:09:38.460 I've seen

00:09:38.920 it goes like

00:09:39.680 this

00:09:39.980 that the

00:09:41.260 economy could

00:09:42.080 be thought of

00:09:42.700 as the

00:09:43.540 money supply

00:09:44.360 literally how

00:09:45.460 many dollars

00:09:46.060 there are

00:09:46.700 multiplied times

00:09:48.740 something economists

00:09:50.060 call velocity

00:09:51.100 now in

00:09:52.520 in economic

00:09:53.380 terms of

00:09:53.900 velocity

00:09:54.360 is just how

00:09:55.540 quickly the

00:09:56.160 dollar is going

00:09:56.900 through the

00:09:57.300 economy

00:09:57.720 you know

00:09:58.520 I buy

00:09:59.020 something

00:09:59.500 then the

00:09:59.900 person I

00:10:00.260 bought it

00:10:00.520 from quickly

00:10:01.100 buys something

00:10:01.960 and then they

00:10:02.740 buy something

00:10:03.340 so velocity

00:10:04.440 is how

00:10:04.820 quickly

00:10:05.340 things are

00:10:06.060 going through

00:10:06.440 the economy

00:10:07.060 so if you've

00:10:08.080 got a high

00:10:08.520 speed

00:10:09.180 and you've

00:10:10.380 also got a

00:10:10.980 lot of

00:10:11.320 dollars

00:10:11.720 you've got a

00:10:13.040 big economy

00:10:13.660 because lots

00:10:14.820 of dollars

00:10:15.340 times lots

00:10:16.460 of speed

00:10:16.960 is a big

00:10:18.000 number

00:10:18.280 so taking

00:10:20.060 those two

00:10:20.540 variables

00:10:21.060 simplifying it

00:10:22.920 to just how

00:10:23.600 much there is

00:10:24.200 and how much

00:10:24.640 is moving

00:10:25.100 you can change

00:10:26.660 one of them

00:10:27.320 as long as

00:10:28.600 the other one

00:10:29.020 is somewhat

00:10:30.180 compensating

00:10:30.940 so you can

00:10:32.100 add lots

00:10:32.820 of dollars

00:10:33.400 so long as

00:10:34.700 the velocity

00:10:35.280 goes down

00:10:36.020 or stays

00:10:37.060 the same

00:10:37.520 so would

00:10:39.680 the velocity

00:10:40.340 go up

00:10:41.700 and here

00:10:42.580 was an insight

00:10:43.680 that somebody

00:10:44.220 made and I

00:10:44.900 thought

00:10:45.100 that's pretty

00:10:46.280 good

00:10:46.660 because there's

00:10:47.140 a big

00:10:47.420 unexplained

00:10:48.280 part of this

00:10:48.960 where my

00:10:49.940 brain can't

00:10:50.980 quite figure

00:10:51.600 out what's

00:10:51.980 going to

00:10:52.240 happen

00:10:52.580 a few

00:10:53.540 years down

00:10:54.100 the road

00:10:54.520 and I'm

00:10:54.920 not sure

00:10:55.400 anybody can

00:10:55.960 actually

00:10:56.280 and it

00:10:58.780 goes like

00:10:59.240 this

00:10:59.580 that all

00:11:00.240 of that

00:11:00.540 extra money

00:11:01.400 if it

00:11:02.600 stayed

00:11:03.180 in circulation

00:11:04.400 at the same

00:11:05.780 time the

00:11:06.180 extra activity

00:11:07.120 created the

00:11:07.780 velocity to be

00:11:08.560 higher

00:11:08.900 you would

00:11:09.760 get

00:11:10.020 inflation

00:11:11.720 but

00:11:13.000 rich people

00:11:14.700 don't

00:11:16.500 necessarily

00:11:17.080 circulate

00:11:17.840 their money

00:11:18.320 sometimes

00:11:19.280 they just

00:11:19.720 sit on it

00:11:20.320 so we

00:11:21.400 have enough

00:11:21.900 rich people

00:11:22.580 they could

00:11:23.120 actually just

00:11:23.760 absorb

00:11:24.540 the extra

00:11:25.760 cash

00:11:26.300 and just

00:11:27.160 take it

00:11:27.560 out of

00:11:27.920 the velocity

00:11:28.560 equation

00:11:29.120 because they

00:11:30.080 don't have

00:11:30.540 to spend

00:11:30.980 it

00:11:31.200 they have

00:11:32.340 what they

00:11:32.640 need

00:11:32.920 so

00:11:34.040 the weird

00:11:35.380 thing about

00:11:35.880 this

00:11:36.240 economic

00:11:37.800 hit

00:11:38.840 is that it

00:11:39.940 hit half

00:11:40.660 of the

00:11:40.880 country

00:11:41.220 I'm just

00:11:41.740 throwing out

00:11:43.160 approximate

00:11:43.660 numbers

00:11:44.100 just making

00:11:44.860 this up

00:11:45.260 but half

00:11:46.220 of the

00:11:46.420 country

00:11:46.660 got whacked

00:11:47.220 hard

00:11:47.620 but generally

00:11:49.320 speaking

00:11:49.940 it was the

00:11:50.720 half of the

00:11:51.080 country that

00:11:51.520 didn't have

00:11:51.900 much money

00:11:52.340 to begin

00:11:52.700 with

00:11:53.020 it was

00:11:54.020 the lower

00:11:54.580 income

00:11:55.080 wage earners

00:11:56.060 the top

00:11:57.080 half of the

00:11:57.440 country

00:11:57.720 actually got

00:11:58.620 richer

00:11:59.020 I know

00:12:00.560 it's not

00:12:01.740 fair

00:12:02.100 it's not

00:12:02.420 good

00:12:02.740 whatever

00:12:03.120 but it

00:12:04.340 is true

00:12:04.880 that a

00:12:05.500 whole bunch

00:12:05.880 of people

00:12:06.240 kept getting

00:12:06.820 paid

00:12:07.260 and didn't

00:12:08.280 have any

00:12:08.640 expenses

00:12:09.080 for a few

00:12:09.600 months

00:12:09.940 they just

00:12:10.900 got richer

00:12:11.320 so we've

00:12:13.640 never seen

00:12:14.080 this situation

00:12:15.060 where half

00:12:16.000 the country

00:12:16.380 got richer

00:12:16.860 at exactly

00:12:17.560 the same

00:12:18.000 time

00:12:18.340 half the

00:12:19.300 country

00:12:19.520 lost

00:12:19.860 everything

00:12:20.280 I mean

00:12:21.360 when have

00:12:22.320 we seen

00:12:22.600 that

00:12:22.880 so we

00:12:23.960 at least

00:12:24.260 have the

00:12:24.660 possibility

00:12:25.280 that the

00:12:26.700 rich half

00:12:27.400 of the

00:12:27.600 country

00:12:27.920 becomes like

00:12:28.680 a regulator

00:12:29.600 for the

00:12:30.480 economy

00:12:30.900 remember

00:12:31.780 there are

00:12:32.000 two variables

00:12:32.660 that need

00:12:33.000 to be

00:12:33.240 tweaked

00:12:33.640 how much

00:12:34.560 cash

00:12:35.040 and then

00:12:36.080 the

00:12:36.240 velocity

00:12:36.680 so the

00:12:38.320 government

00:12:38.660 is going

00:12:39.100 to determine

00:12:39.520 how much

00:12:40.040 how many

00:12:40.440 dollars

00:12:40.860 there are

00:12:41.240 and they've

00:12:41.680 done that

00:12:42.080 they printed

00:12:42.660 a whole bunch

00:12:43.140 of new

00:12:43.400 ones

00:12:43.660 so there's

00:12:44.440 more of

00:12:44.820 that

00:12:45.140 at the

00:12:46.480 same time

00:12:47.060 because

00:12:47.540 inflation

00:12:48.040 is slow

00:12:48.660 the half

00:12:49.260 of the

00:12:49.520 country

00:12:49.780 with

00:12:50.020 money

00:12:50.320 can be

00:12:51.360 like

00:12:51.580 the

00:12:51.780 regulator

00:12:52.200 of the

00:12:52.720 country

00:12:53.100 working

00:12:54.260 like a

00:12:55.120 psychological

00:12:55.800 engine

00:12:56.580 managed

00:12:57.920 by the

00:12:58.340 president

00:12:58.660 of the

00:12:58.940 United

00:12:59.180 States

00:12:59.620 and his

00:13:00.140 optimism

00:13:00.720 essentially

00:13:01.700 because he's

00:13:02.720 going to say

00:13:03.140 hey things

00:13:03.720 are good

00:13:04.060 spend some

00:13:04.600 money

00:13:04.840 and then

00:13:05.860 it's

00:13:06.040 going to

00:13:06.160 be good

00:13:06.580 because we've

00:13:07.280 got a bunch

00:13:07.720 of extra

00:13:08.120 money

00:13:08.420 we don't

00:13:09.840 have enough

00:13:10.280 velocity

00:13:10.740 so the

00:13:11.280 people who

00:13:11.860 still have

00:13:12.160 money

00:13:12.380 they spend

00:13:12.980 they get

00:13:13.300 the velocity

00:13:13.880 up

00:13:14.300 so now

00:13:14.980 we've got

00:13:15.260 the velocity

00:13:15.880 up

00:13:16.300 we've got

00:13:17.000 all this

00:13:17.360 extra cash

00:13:18.160 suddenly the

00:13:19.220 GDP

00:13:19.600 recovers a lot

00:13:21.700 faster than

00:13:22.320 you thought

00:13:22.840 but then

00:13:24.140 what

00:13:24.500 then what

00:13:26.180 if you keep

00:13:27.480 going

00:13:27.860 you could

00:13:28.400 overshoot

00:13:28.880 the mark

00:13:29.420 then you've

00:13:30.180 got too

00:13:30.500 much cash

00:13:31.200 and too

00:13:32.200 much

00:13:32.420 velocity

00:13:32.920 then you've

00:13:33.940 got inflation

00:13:34.560 but the rich

00:13:36.360 people again

00:13:37.060 the half of the

00:13:37.800 country that's

00:13:38.400 got the money

00:13:39.060 can pull back

00:13:40.780 now would

00:13:42.660 they

00:13:42.900 I don't

00:13:43.720 but it's

00:13:45.100 interesting that

00:13:45.760 they could

00:13:46.220 they could

00:13:47.240 literally just

00:13:47.960 spend less

00:13:49.100 let's say

00:13:50.140 your problem

00:13:51.360 was

00:13:51.800 5 or 10%

00:13:53.680 inflation

00:13:54.200 that's what

00:13:54.640 you're worried

00:13:55.060 about

00:13:55.320 if the rich

00:13:56.400 people simply

00:13:57.120 pulled back

00:13:57.760 5 or 10%

00:13:58.800 I don't think

00:13:59.760 that math

00:14:00.180 works quite

00:14:00.740 but there's

00:14:01.380 some number

00:14:01.780 that they

00:14:02.160 could pull

00:14:02.760 back

00:14:03.240 just voluntarily

00:14:04.980 just because

00:14:06.480 they wanted

00:14:06.840 to

00:14:07.100 and it

00:14:08.360 wouldn't have

00:14:08.780 any impact

00:14:09.340 on their

00:14:09.720 life

00:14:10.160 because

00:14:10.840 10%

00:14:11.480 less

00:14:11.740 spending

00:14:13.000 for rich

00:14:13.500 people

00:14:13.760 is

00:14:13.980 immaterial

00:14:14.540 and

00:14:16.220 we could

00:14:17.260 sort of

00:14:17.640 just regulate

00:14:18.260 this thing

00:14:18.980 so that

00:14:20.160 as the

00:14:20.660 economy

00:14:21.060 grows

00:14:21.700 progressively

00:14:22.760 it eventually

00:14:24.720 absorbs all

00:14:25.660 that extra

00:14:26.140 cash

00:14:26.580 boom

00:14:27.960 so here's

00:14:28.800 the thing

00:14:29.160 is it

00:14:30.460 mathematically

00:14:32.120 possible

00:14:33.160 is it

00:14:34.240 physically

00:14:34.980 possible

00:14:35.540 because of

00:14:36.020 the laws

00:14:36.520 of physics

00:14:37.160 the laws

00:14:38.160 of math

00:14:38.860 the laws

00:14:39.900 of the land

00:14:40.640 the way

00:14:41.560 capitalism

00:14:42.020 works

00:14:42.480 if you take

00:14:42.980 into account

00:14:43.580 all of the

00:14:44.780 forces

00:14:45.280 can we

00:14:47.640 print

00:14:48.580 trillions

00:14:49.120 of dollars

00:14:49.760 and still

00:14:50.940 come out

00:14:51.360 of this

00:14:51.620 fine

00:14:52.020 and I

00:14:53.740 think the

00:14:54.200 answer is

00:14:55.040 yes

00:14:57.060 I think

00:14:58.580 the answer

00:14:58.960 is yes

00:14:59.520 right

00:15:01.320 I don't know

00:15:02.500 if I'm missing

00:15:02.960 something

00:15:03.360 but it looks

00:15:04.760 like the

00:15:05.120 answer is

00:15:05.600 yes

00:15:06.020 but only

00:15:07.040 because

00:15:07.360 this very

00:15:08.020 specific

00:15:08.580 situation

00:15:09.240 and I

00:15:10.900 gotta say

00:15:11.660 I'm

00:15:11.980 impressed

00:15:14.560 that you

00:15:15.220 know

00:15:15.420 Mnuchin

00:15:16.040 and the

00:15:16.800 people making

00:15:17.380 the high

00:15:18.160 end decisions

00:15:18.840 it could be

00:15:19.860 that they

00:15:20.180 just didn't

00:15:20.540 have any

00:15:20.880 choice

00:15:21.420 I suppose

00:15:22.120 you could

00:15:22.480 say that

00:15:22.980 but it

00:15:24.240 looks like

00:15:24.820 they did

00:15:25.180 exactly the

00:15:25.880 right thing

00:15:26.420 in terms

00:15:27.520 of tweaking

00:15:28.460 the economy

00:15:29.000 it looks

00:15:29.480 like it

00:15:30.060 so that's

00:15:31.500 the good

00:15:31.740 news

00:15:32.000 here's the

00:15:35.860 funniest story

00:15:36.520 of the day

00:15:36.940 so we'll

00:15:38.240 get into

00:15:38.600 the racism

00:15:39.340 theme

00:15:39.720 now

00:15:40.020 so I

00:15:41.160 and I

00:15:41.460 mean this

00:15:41.800 seriously

00:15:42.220 when the

00:15:42.700 news

00:15:43.000 when the

00:15:43.860 news

00:15:44.120 let's say

00:15:44.480 on the

00:15:44.720 left

00:15:44.940 anyway

00:15:45.240 turns to

00:15:46.580 non-stop

00:15:47.260 stories about

00:15:48.060 alleged and

00:15:49.060 actual racism

00:15:49.980 you know

00:15:51.760 that things

00:15:52.300 are looking

00:15:52.700 better

00:15:53.080 right

00:15:53.480 things are

00:15:55.080 looking up

00:15:55.660 if that's

00:15:56.060 what we're

00:15:56.380 talking about

00:15:57.120 and sure

00:15:58.200 enough

00:15:58.560 CNN's

00:15:59.340 page is

00:15:59.800 a whole

00:15:59.980 bunch of

00:16:00.380 racism

00:16:00.760 stories

00:16:01.220 so here's

00:16:02.200 the funniest

00:16:02.620 one

00:16:02.980 if racism

00:16:04.320 can be

00:16:04.740 funny

00:16:05.040 sometimes

00:16:05.820 it can

00:16:06.500 come on

00:16:07.340 line up

00:16:08.480 it's not

00:16:09.560 always not

00:16:10.100 funny

00:16:10.420 in this

00:16:12.180 case

00:16:12.520 Volkswagen

00:16:13.220 accidentally

00:16:14.320 did a

00:16:14.900 racist

00:16:15.320 advertisement

00:16:16.260 okay

00:16:17.540 that's

00:16:17.860 funny

00:16:18.200 come on

00:16:19.620 you know

00:16:20.200 nobody

00:16:20.460 nobody's

00:16:21.600 saying anything

00:16:22.020 bad

00:16:22.320 it's just

00:16:22.660 funny that

00:16:23.200 Volkswagen

00:16:23.700 accidentally

00:16:25.100 made a

00:16:26.040 racist

00:16:26.360 ad

00:16:26.780 now I

00:16:27.960 didn't see

00:16:28.440 the ad

00:16:28.980 but it's

00:16:29.640 described

00:16:30.100 this way

00:16:30.700 let's see

00:16:32.800 as

00:16:33.160 you won't

00:16:34.780 even believe

00:16:35.180 this

00:16:35.460 like I

00:16:36.040 swear this

00:16:36.560 is actually

00:16:37.180 real

00:16:37.580 Volkswagen

00:16:38.040 had this

00:16:38.640 ad

00:16:38.920 I don't

00:16:39.540 think it

00:16:39.840 ran in

00:16:40.180 the United

00:16:40.480 States

00:16:40.800 it must

00:16:41.080 have been

00:16:41.260 a German

00:16:41.600 ad

00:16:41.860 it showed

00:16:42.760 an

00:16:42.960 out-sized

00:16:43.540 white

00:16:44.120 hand

00:16:44.680 pushing

00:16:45.740 a black

00:16:46.280 man away

00:16:46.880 from a

00:16:47.340 parked

00:16:47.620 VW

00:16:48.180 Golf

00:16:48.680 before

00:16:49.600 flicking

00:16:50.220 him into

00:16:50.660 a restaurant

00:16:51.260 called

00:16:51.740 Petite

00:16:52.340 Colon

00:16:52.740 which

00:16:53.780 translates

00:16:54.400 from French

00:16:55.000 as the

00:16:55.780 little

00:16:56.020 colonist

00:16:56.740 or little

00:16:57.520 settler

00:16:57.980 now how

00:17:02.220 many people

00:17:02.940 in Germany

00:17:03.580 saw the

00:17:04.900 commercial

00:17:05.440 and saw

00:17:06.660 that like

00:17:07.120 the big

00:17:07.460 hand coming

00:17:08.080 down the

00:17:08.540 big white

00:17:08.880 hand and

00:17:09.480 flicking

00:17:09.920 a tiny

00:17:11.280 character of

00:17:12.060 a black

00:17:12.440 character of

00:17:13.040 the commercial

00:17:13.480 into a

00:17:14.080 restaurant

00:17:14.460 called the

00:17:15.420 little

00:17:15.640 settler

00:17:16.120 nobody

00:17:17.600 no no

00:17:18.420 flags were

00:17:19.160 raised

00:17:19.520 do you

00:17:21.080 know how

00:17:21.420 many people

00:17:22.000 see anything

00:17:22.940 in a

00:17:23.240 corporation

00:17:23.780 in a

00:17:24.920 corporation

00:17:25.340 there's

00:17:25.700 rooms full

00:17:26.400 of people

00:17:26.860 of all

00:17:28.620 of those

00:17:28.960 rooms full

00:17:29.740 of people

00:17:30.180 there wasn't

00:17:31.240 one person

00:17:32.100 who said

00:17:33.240 I don't

00:17:35.200 know

00:17:35.560 this doesn't

00:17:36.940 look quite

00:17:37.480 right to

00:17:37.980 me

00:17:38.280 not one

00:17:39.520 person

00:17:39.940 let me

00:17:41.720 make a

00:17:42.100 guess

00:17:42.540 on what

00:17:43.280 happened

00:17:43.680 this is

00:17:44.520 just a

00:17:44.900 guess

00:17:45.220 I'm

00:17:48.240 guessing

00:17:48.580 that a

00:17:49.400 lot of

00:17:49.700 people saw

00:17:50.360 it as

00:17:51.640 a script

00:17:52.280 so they

00:17:53.660 saw it

00:17:53.960 written down

00:17:54.500 and it

00:17:54.840 said there's

00:17:55.760 a character

00:17:56.300 here there's

00:17:57.040 a character

00:17:57.460 here and it

00:17:58.240 didn't specify

00:17:58.880 what they

00:17:59.280 look like

00:17:59.880 or that they

00:18:01.020 were white

00:18:01.440 or black

00:18:01.920 because why

00:18:03.000 would you

00:18:03.260 even specify

00:18:03.860 that I

00:18:04.440 mean who

00:18:05.600 would write

00:18:06.000 a script

00:18:07.700 for a

00:18:08.720 commercial

00:18:09.080 that actually

00:18:09.640 specified

00:18:10.340 the ethnicity

00:18:12.080 like unless

00:18:13.420 that was the

00:18:13.820 point of it

00:18:14.340 which it

00:18:14.640 wasn't

00:18:15.160 so I

00:18:15.960 think the

00:18:16.440 the commercial

00:18:17.340 was written

00:18:17.880 as just a

00:18:18.560 generic commercial

00:18:19.340 and it

00:18:19.600 didn't matter

00:18:19.980 what characters

00:18:20.640 you put in

00:18:21.100 there they

00:18:21.680 were probably

00:18:21.960 just men

00:18:22.500 and then

00:18:25.000 whoever was

00:18:26.460 casting the

00:18:27.300 commercial

00:18:27.720 said you

00:18:28.920 know you

00:18:30.100 know what

00:18:30.360 would be

00:18:30.600 good would

00:18:30.980 be diversity

00:18:31.620 this commercial

00:18:33.700 needs a little

00:18:34.600 diversity

00:18:35.180 but we already

00:18:37.280 filmed the part

00:18:37.980 with the giant

00:18:38.520 hand now we

00:18:40.220 need to film

00:18:40.920 the second

00:18:41.400 part that

00:18:42.040 we'll you

00:18:42.480 know put

00:18:42.720 together with

00:18:43.180 CGI so we

00:18:44.580 need just a

00:18:45.120 guy who's

00:18:46.020 just walking

00:18:46.440 down the

00:18:46.800 sidewalk oh

00:18:47.600 I know

00:18:48.060 why don't we

00:18:49.600 be you know

00:18:51.200 inclusive and

00:18:53.180 we'll we'll

00:18:53.780 make sure that

00:18:54.280 we show some

00:18:54.840 diversity here so

00:18:55.880 the other

00:18:56.720 character in it

00:18:58.000 since one

00:18:58.580 character is

00:18:59.100 white we'll

00:19:00.440 make the

00:19:00.980 other one

00:19:01.560 black I was

00:19:04.400 going to say

00:19:04.700 african-american

00:19:05.500 but this is

00:19:06.060 germany we're

00:19:06.580 talking about so

00:19:07.640 it's a black

00:19:08.080 character and

00:19:09.340 probably the

00:19:10.080 person who

00:19:10.520 cast the

00:19:11.160 commercial was

00:19:12.720 the opposite

00:19:13.220 of racist

00:19:13.720 was probably

00:19:15.020 just saying

00:19:15.540 all right we

00:19:16.180 got all these

00:19:16.680 people let's

00:19:17.900 put some

00:19:18.260 diversity in

00:19:18.900 there just

00:19:20.100 guessing I'm

00:19:21.260 just guessing

00:19:21.900 that whoever

00:19:22.900 cast the

00:19:24.120 commercial was

00:19:25.300 just on a

00:19:25.820 whole different

00:19:26.520 wavelength and

00:19:27.920 was literally

00:19:28.560 trying to do

00:19:29.380 the right thing

00:19:30.040 as they saw

00:19:31.320 it but then

00:19:34.040 there's this

00:19:34.480 whole time

00:19:36.520 between when

00:19:37.240 the commercial

00:19:37.900 got shot

00:19:38.900 to when

00:19:40.660 other people

00:19:41.480 in Volkswagen

00:19:42.240 saw it

00:19:43.760 was there no

00:19:45.760 point at

00:19:47.300 which you

00:19:48.380 know it was

00:19:48.980 sort of

00:19:50.120 previewed to

00:19:50.820 the management

00:19:51.400 because that

00:19:52.020 would be the

00:19:52.400 typical way to

00:19:53.060 do it you

00:19:53.620 know that

00:19:53.940 almost always

00:19:55.000 you would

00:19:55.540 preview your

00:19:56.260 commercial to

00:19:56.860 management before

00:19:57.600 it ever got

00:19:58.040 on TV and

00:19:59.680 was there no

00:20:00.900 point at which

00:20:01.580 management sat

00:20:02.800 there and

00:20:03.140 watched that

00:20:03.600 commercial and

00:20:04.240 said to

00:20:04.540 themselves

00:20:04.940 are you

00:20:08.420 sure you

00:20:08.880 cast this

00:20:09.660 right because

00:20:10.260 this might

00:20:10.760 get us in

00:20:11.300 a little

00:20:11.640 trouble now

00:20:13.140 the funniest

00:20:13.620 part of the

00:20:14.060 whole story

00:20:15.560 is that when

00:20:17.740 it came out

00:20:18.460 and you know

00:20:19.800 Volkswagen was

00:20:20.640 roundly criticized

00:20:21.680 for it

00:20:22.360 Volkswagen's

00:20:24.080 response was

00:20:25.220 we made a

00:20:26.500 racist commercial

00:20:27.300 they didn't

00:20:28.740 say I don't

00:20:30.500 know if this

00:20:30.920 is to their

00:20:31.480 credit or not

00:20:32.240 you can decide

00:20:33.140 but what they

00:20:34.240 didn't say

00:20:34.960 as oh my

00:20:36.160 god we

00:20:36.640 didn't mean

00:20:37.040 it that way

00:20:37.740 it wasn't

00:20:39.080 you know it's

00:20:40.180 complete accident

00:20:41.000 we sure hope

00:20:42.220 you didn't take

00:20:43.240 it that way

00:20:43.880 we were just

00:20:44.420 trying to put

00:20:44.880 some diversity

00:20:45.480 into it

00:20:46.200 didn't occur to

00:20:47.260 us but now

00:20:47.800 we see it too

00:20:48.620 you know nothing

00:20:49.840 like that

00:20:50.360 they just went

00:20:51.400 straight at it

00:20:52.160 and said we

00:20:53.140 made a racist

00:20:53.860 commercial

00:20:54.400 no excuse

00:20:55.820 and I thought

00:20:57.580 to myself

00:20:58.120 that's weirdly

00:21:00.640 refreshing

00:21:01.180 isn't it

00:21:02.640 you know you

00:21:04.860 almost want to

00:21:05.600 hear an excuse

00:21:06.380 because you'd

00:21:07.180 like to know

00:21:07.600 it was an

00:21:07.940 accident

00:21:08.300 right

00:21:08.680 wouldn't you

00:21:10.280 like to know

00:21:10.720 it's an

00:21:11.000 accident

00:21:11.320 but there's

00:21:12.920 something noble

00:21:13.840 there's something

00:21:15.680 I can respect

00:21:16.640 about the fact

00:21:18.120 that they left

00:21:18.660 out the excuse

00:21:19.540 you kind of have

00:21:22.160 to appreciate

00:21:22.620 that don't you

00:21:23.320 because they

00:21:23.860 easily could have

00:21:24.580 put it in an

00:21:25.060 excuse

00:21:25.280 they could have

00:21:25.860 said you know

00:21:26.720 it was Bob

00:21:27.600 Bob meant

00:21:28.640 well

00:21:29.040 we see how

00:21:29.780 it came out

00:21:30.400 but you know

00:21:30.980 sorry Bob's

00:21:32.040 not a racist

00:21:32.560 we just didn't

00:21:33.820 see it that way

00:21:34.480 we don't see

00:21:35.100 color that's why

00:21:35.880 we missed it

00:21:36.520 there's so many

00:21:37.760 ways Volkswagen

00:21:39.380 could have

00:21:40.020 weaseled out of

00:21:40.740 this and keep

00:21:42.080 in mind that

00:21:42.900 they're still

00:21:43.320 suffering from

00:21:44.200 the fact that

00:21:45.320 Volkswagen was

00:21:46.020 associated with

00:21:46.840 you know the

00:21:47.240 Nazi regime

00:21:48.080 literally

00:21:49.480 so they've got

00:21:51.760 a little

00:21:52.000 reputational

00:21:52.880 baggage there

00:21:53.820 if you could

00:21:54.540 call being

00:21:55.120 associated with

00:21:55.920 Nazi Germany

00:21:56.840 baggage

00:21:58.160 and instead

00:22:01.560 of making

00:22:01.960 any excuses

00:22:02.640 they just said

00:22:03.300 we made a

00:22:04.120 racist commercial

00:22:04.840 we don't even

00:22:05.600 know how it

00:22:06.060 happened

00:22:06.360 boom

00:22:07.380 sorry about

00:22:08.140 that

00:22:08.500 I like the

00:22:11.160 directness

00:22:11.640 in racist

00:22:13.480 story number

00:22:14.340 two

00:22:14.900 Kamala Harris

00:22:15.880 has introduced

00:22:16.440 resolution

00:22:17.160 condemning the

00:22:18.960 phrase Chinese

00:22:20.060 virus

00:22:20.640 as racist

00:22:22.240 because you

00:22:23.660 know when

00:22:24.360 you got a

00:22:24.740 pandemic

00:22:25.180 you got to

00:22:26.660 take care of

00:22:27.120 the priorities

00:22:27.820 and this was a

00:22:29.280 pretty big

00:22:29.700 priority wasn't

00:22:30.440 it

00:22:30.980 not

00:22:32.040 I would

00:22:34.260 suggest

00:22:34.760 that the

00:22:35.940 phrase Chinese

00:22:36.900 virus is

00:22:38.380 indeed

00:22:38.780 racist

00:22:39.500 so I would

00:22:40.620 agree with

00:22:41.040 Kamala Harris

00:22:41.740 in that

00:22:42.940 in that

00:22:44.120 but I would

00:22:46.040 add this

00:22:46.680 China virus

00:22:48.760 is not

00:22:49.460 Chinese

00:22:50.980 also to

00:22:52.400 my ears

00:22:53.120 says

00:22:54.340 wait a

00:22:54.920 minute

00:22:55.100 there are a

00:22:56.220 lot of

00:22:56.520 Chinese

00:22:57.000 Americans

00:22:57.740 that are

00:22:59.860 Americans

00:23:00.520 emphasis on the

00:23:02.560 Americans part

00:23:03.380 right

00:23:03.740 do I want to

00:23:05.280 cause trouble

00:23:06.000 with other

00:23:07.240 Americans

00:23:08.120 in the middle

00:23:09.300 of a pandemic

00:23:10.060 when we're all

00:23:11.240 just trying to

00:23:11.780 get through this

00:23:12.360 together

00:23:12.780 and the

00:23:13.220 answer is

00:23:13.620 I do

00:23:14.340 not

00:23:14.800 I do

00:23:15.980 not want

00:23:16.500 to be

00:23:16.820 accidentally

00:23:17.440 insulting

00:23:18.020 Chinese

00:23:18.580 Americans

00:23:19.040 or Chinese

00:23:20.700 citizens in

00:23:21.440 China either

00:23:22.040 for something

00:23:23.320 that none of

00:23:23.880 them had

00:23:24.180 anything to

00:23:24.660 do with

00:23:25.000 so I

00:23:27.040 don't like

00:23:27.640 Chinese

00:23:28.400 virus

00:23:28.880 as a

00:23:29.840 phrase

00:23:30.340 I don't

00:23:31.140 think it's

00:23:31.440 racist

00:23:31.840 you know

00:23:33.160 in terms of

00:23:33.760 the people

00:23:34.080 using it

00:23:34.720 they're not

00:23:35.120 using it

00:23:35.860 in a racist

00:23:36.300 way

00:23:36.640 certainly

00:23:37.480 that's not

00:23:38.120 what they're

00:23:38.460 thinking

00:23:38.800 I feel

00:23:39.860 confident

00:23:40.360 in saying

00:23:40.720 that

00:23:41.040 but

00:23:42.100 sometimes

00:23:43.420 words

00:23:43.860 carry

00:23:44.240 their

00:23:44.460 own

00:23:44.700 meaning

00:23:45.040 somebody

00:23:47.740 says

00:23:48.060 oh please

00:23:48.900 oh

00:23:49.840 let me

00:23:50.580 let me

00:23:51.400 clarify

00:23:51.880 if you're

00:23:52.820 if you're

00:23:53.500 annoyed at my

00:23:54.060 opinion

00:23:54.340 it's only

00:23:55.100 because I

00:23:55.520 haven't

00:23:55.720 clarified

00:23:56.120 I don't

00:23:58.560 personally

00:23:58.960 give a

00:23:59.340 shit

00:23:59.600 so I

00:24:01.580 don't want

00:24:01.860 you to

00:24:02.120 confuse

00:24:02.720 me

00:24:03.700 me agreeing

00:24:04.980 that these

00:24:05.780 words are

00:24:06.400 suboptimal

00:24:07.220 that's

00:24:08.660 different

00:24:08.980 from me

00:24:09.480 personally

00:24:09.820 giving a

00:24:10.280 shit

00:24:10.520 like it

00:24:11.920 doesn't

00:24:12.160 feel

00:24:12.340 racist

00:24:12.680 to me

00:24:13.680 right

00:24:14.820 and I

00:24:15.440 don't

00:24:15.560 think

00:24:15.740 the

00:24:15.860 people

00:24:16.060 are

00:24:16.200 using

00:24:16.480 it

00:24:16.680 or

00:24:16.820 even

00:24:17.020 slightly

00:24:17.500 thinking

00:24:18.620 of it

00:24:19.220 that way

00:24:19.680 so it's

00:24:20.920 not racist

00:24:21.720 in reality

00:24:23.060 it is

00:24:24.200 racist

00:24:24.640 in how

00:24:25.700 it's

00:24:25.920 going to

00:24:26.200 feel

00:24:26.540 to some

00:24:27.020 people

00:24:27.420 and in

00:24:28.860 my opinion

00:24:29.400 we are

00:24:29.980 a social

00:24:30.740 species

00:24:32.240 so if

00:24:33.500 something

00:24:33.820 bothers

00:24:34.300 you

00:24:34.800 that should

00:24:36.380 matter

00:24:36.640 to me

00:24:36.980 right

00:24:37.220 should

00:24:38.440 it

00:24:38.580 not

00:24:38.800 matter

00:24:39.100 to

00:24:39.300 me

00:24:39.640 that

00:24:40.400 something

00:24:40.840 I

00:24:41.160 do

00:24:41.380 bothers

00:24:41.780 you

00:24:42.120 of course

00:24:43.100 it should

00:24:43.460 I should

00:24:44.540 care about

00:24:44.940 that

00:24:45.260 so if there are people in the United States

00:24:47.200 who are

00:24:48.820 Chinese American

00:24:50.300 or even

00:24:51.920 here on green cards

00:24:53.520 or whatever status

00:24:54.460 would this make them

00:24:56.460 uncomfortable

00:24:57.140 hearing Chinese

00:24:58.620 virus

00:24:59.240 instead of

00:25:00.080 China virus

00:25:01.640 which would be

00:25:02.360 the government

00:25:03.100 and the place

00:25:03.840 not the people

00:25:04.500 and I would say

00:25:05.660 they might

00:25:06.600 I can see how

00:25:08.280 somebody would feel a little

00:25:09.760 uncomfortable

00:25:10.280 about that phrase

00:25:11.400 so I'm going to

00:25:12.680 agree with

00:25:13.500 Kamala Harris

00:25:14.580 not that it should be

00:25:15.580 you know

00:25:16.460 I don't think the government

00:25:17.400 should be involved

00:25:18.100 so I think that's a dumbass thing

00:25:19.780 so I think what Kamala Harris is

00:25:21.440 is a dumbass thing

00:25:22.260 it's the least

00:25:24.000 priority

00:25:24.580 and it's just not

00:25:26.140 something the government

00:25:26.940 should be messing with

00:25:27.840 but in general

00:25:29.760 I see the point

00:25:31.340 so that's all I'm saying

00:25:33.120 Jake Novak

00:25:36.140 points out

00:25:36.900 that political

00:25:38.860 political humor

00:25:40.020 that goes after

00:25:40.700 one side

00:25:41.440 is just hate speech

00:25:42.440 with a laugh track

00:25:43.400 which is a good line

00:25:44.940 on a tweet

00:25:45.840 so political humor

00:25:47.600 that goes after

00:25:48.240 only one side

00:25:49.120 is just hate speech

00:25:50.160 with a laugh track

00:25:51.440 now

00:25:51.820 of course

00:25:52.800 all political speech

00:25:53.820 pretty much

00:25:54.760 just goes after

00:25:55.460 one side

00:25:56.120 but the difference is

00:25:57.580 and I think the context

00:25:58.860 Jake was talking about

00:26:00.240 is sort of the

00:26:02.660 Howard Stern situation

00:26:04.120 you know

00:26:05.120 you know that

00:26:05.600 Howard Stern

00:26:06.180 has decided

00:26:06.820 that he's going to be

00:26:07.520 saying publicly

00:26:08.340 and provocatively

00:26:09.840 now remember

00:26:10.420 he's a shock jock

00:26:11.400 so you have to put

00:26:12.700 everything in context

00:26:13.620 but

00:26:14.500 he's saying that

00:26:16.340 he just hates

00:26:17.820 Trump supporters

00:26:18.860 now here's the thing

00:26:20.700 if you say

00:26:22.880 you hate the politics

00:26:23.880 or you hate the

00:26:24.600 candidate

00:26:25.160 that's

00:26:25.660 that's political

00:26:26.700 but if you say

00:26:28.220 you hate the voters

00:26:29.120 what's that

00:26:31.280 well I would suggest

00:26:33.880 it's racist

00:26:34.480 so I would suggest

00:26:36.300 that Howard Stern

00:26:37.600 when he says

00:26:38.660 he doesn't like

00:26:39.440 Trump voters

00:26:40.220 do you think

00:26:41.300 that in his mind

00:26:42.420 see we're not

00:26:43.600 mind readers

00:26:44.180 but

00:26:45.160 so we don't know

00:26:46.200 what he's thinking

00:26:46.820 but let's just

00:26:47.580 speculate

00:26:47.960 of the possibilities

00:26:49.200 is Howard Stern

00:26:50.960 when he thinks

00:26:51.680 about Trump supporters

00:26:52.700 is he thinking

00:26:53.980 of any of them

00:26:54.640 as being black

00:26:55.640 I'll bet not

00:26:57.600 I'll bet he has

00:26:59.040 an image in his head

00:27:00.180 that's the stereotype

00:27:01.620 image of

00:27:02.580 some of the

00:27:03.580 southern

00:27:04.200 southern guys

00:27:05.600 and women

00:27:06.100 you know

00:27:07.020 with their baseball hats

00:27:08.160 and their MAGA hats

00:27:09.100 and their

00:27:09.540 maybe their AR-15s

00:27:10.920 or whatever

00:27:11.200 and

00:27:12.180 that's probably

00:27:13.820 his image

00:27:14.540 of Trump supporters

00:27:17.280 which is sort of racist

00:27:20.640 because

00:27:22.680 you know

00:27:23.480 that he's thinking

00:27:24.140 of them

00:27:24.580 as a certain

00:27:25.260 type of

00:27:26.060 white person

00:27:27.160 right

00:27:27.480 I don't know

00:27:29.340 it feels racist

00:27:29.920 to me

00:27:30.380 and I mean

00:27:31.640 literally

00:27:32.000 I'm not joking

00:27:33.980 about that

00:27:34.520 because it would

00:27:35.240 be funny

00:27:35.600 to call him

00:27:36.100 racist

00:27:36.380 I don't know

00:27:37.680 what else

00:27:38.180 it would be

00:27:38.960 right

00:27:39.880 because

00:27:41.120 I mean

00:27:43.580 I think

00:27:44.280 it fits

00:27:44.660 their definition

00:27:45.380 because you

00:27:46.660 couldn't

00:27:47.280 and the test

00:27:47.900 of course

00:27:48.280 is you

00:27:48.600 couldn't

00:27:48.920 replace

00:27:49.440 anybody

00:27:49.880 else

00:27:50.320 and get

00:27:50.700 the same

00:27:51.060 result

00:27:51.500 let's say

00:27:52.860 he had said

00:27:53.440 that he hated

00:27:54.920 everybody

00:27:55.440 in Black Lives Matter

00:27:56.500 would you

00:27:58.000 say to yourself

00:27:58.640 well that's not

00:27:59.300 racist

00:27:59.760 because there

00:28:01.120 are white people

00:28:01.860 who are in

00:28:02.460 Black Lives Matter

00:28:03.360 no you wouldn't

00:28:04.440 say that

00:28:04.920 if Howard Cern

00:28:06.860 had ever said

00:28:07.560 and he hasn't

00:28:08.300 but if he said

00:28:09.680 I hate the people

00:28:11.520 who are in Black Lives Matter

00:28:13.020 you'd say

00:28:13.540 well that's racist

00:28:14.340 even though the people

00:28:16.780 are all kinds of

00:28:17.360 different people

00:28:17.880 because your mind

00:28:19.740 would say

00:28:20.040 well mostly black people

00:28:21.520 right

00:28:22.600 so I would say

00:28:24.520 this is just

00:28:25.040 classic

00:28:25.700 racism

00:28:26.720 to me

00:28:27.700 I mean

00:28:28.740 looks like it

00:28:30.260 to me

00:28:30.540 let's talk about

00:28:32.500 some more racism

00:28:33.180 now let's talk

00:28:37.420 about

00:28:37.840 Olivia Jade

00:28:39.720 Giannulli's

00:28:40.720 so you know

00:28:41.500 the

00:28:41.740 the rich

00:28:43.580 kids

00:28:44.080 who were getting

00:28:45.480 into college

00:28:46.160 on fake

00:28:46.860 scholarships

00:28:47.400 and stuff

00:28:48.020 I don't know

00:28:49.040 why this is funny

00:28:49.760 but Olivia Jade's

00:28:51.720 fake scholarship

00:28:53.100 was based on

00:28:53.960 being a

00:28:54.580 what do you call it

00:28:56.280 when they row

00:28:56.960 what's the name

00:28:58.100 for that

00:28:58.520 what's the official

00:29:00.260 name for rowing

00:29:01.580 I forget what it is

00:29:04.380 but anyway

00:29:04.720 but specifically

00:29:06.440 she was

00:29:07.280 she was going to be

00:29:09.140 a champion

00:29:09.760 Cox Swain

00:29:10.540 C-O-X-S-W-A-I-N

00:29:15.960 now I don't

00:29:17.340 exactly know

00:29:18.300 what a champion

00:29:20.020 Cox Swain is

00:29:21.440 I just know

00:29:24.080 I wouldn't want

00:29:24.600 to be telling

00:29:25.060 anybody that

00:29:25.980 my daughter

00:29:26.460 went to college

00:29:27.140 to be a champion

00:29:28.020 Cox Swain

00:29:28.780 you can fill

00:29:30.660 in your own joke

00:29:31.520 don't make me

00:29:32.880 do everything

00:29:33.380 for you

00:29:34.180 alright

00:29:36.440 I see that

00:29:39.000 oh

00:29:40.640 here's

00:29:41.340 another racism

00:29:42.200 story

00:29:42.620 so

00:29:43.740 Stacey Abrams

00:29:44.720 recently said

00:29:45.520 that

00:29:45.860 black women

00:29:47.660 are the strongest

00:29:48.380 part of the

00:29:48.900 Democratic Party

00:29:49.740 to which I say

00:29:51.540 and

00:29:53.380 that's not

00:29:54.400 racist

00:29:54.840 what makes

00:29:56.100 them the

00:29:56.440 strongest

00:29:57.020 how would

00:29:59.540 you measure

00:30:00.080 who's the

00:30:01.220 strongest part

00:30:02.040 of the

00:30:02.240 Democratic Party

00:30:03.120 moreover

00:30:04.700 isn't the

00:30:06.280 whole point

00:30:06.800 of the

00:30:07.060 Democratic Party

00:30:07.840 diversity

00:30:08.400 isn't

00:30:11.160 sort of

00:30:12.220 really basic

00:30:13.180 to being a

00:30:14.280 Democrat

00:30:14.660 that

00:30:16.340 you know

00:30:16.740 it's diverse

00:30:17.380 that's

00:30:18.180 that's

00:30:18.360 like the

00:30:18.660 whole

00:30:18.920 deal

00:30:19.680 but according

00:30:20.840 to Stacey

00:30:21.420 Abrams

00:30:21.860 the

00:30:22.200 Democrats

00:30:22.560 are

00:30:22.860 diverse

00:30:23.400 but

00:30:24.400 there's

00:30:24.640 one part

00:30:25.140 that's

00:30:25.360 a little

00:30:25.660 bit

00:30:25.880 stronger

00:30:26.320 and that

00:30:28.600 just

00:30:28.840 happens

00:30:29.160 to be

00:30:29.420 the

00:30:29.540 group

00:30:29.740 she's

00:30:30.040 in

00:30:30.280 black

00:30:31.520 women

00:30:31.860 the

00:30:32.960 strongest

00:30:33.420 part

00:30:33.680 of the

00:30:33.860 Democratic

00:30:34.220 Party

00:30:34.680 now

00:30:35.640 I think

00:30:37.460 because

00:30:37.860 Stacey

00:30:38.280 Abrams

00:30:38.660 is not

00:30:39.040 terribly

00:30:39.520 important

00:30:40.300 you know

00:30:41.300 she's not

00:30:41.740 going to be

00:30:42.020 the vice

00:30:42.360 president

00:30:42.740 and she's

00:30:43.900 not important

00:30:44.520 to the

00:30:45.260 country

00:30:45.580 in other

00:30:45.940 ways

00:30:46.260 except

00:30:46.600 a little

00:30:47.380 interesting

00:30:48.100 character

00:30:48.560 in the

00:30:48.840 news

00:30:49.060 but

00:30:50.140 I can't

00:30:50.920 imagine

00:30:51.220 anybody

00:30:51.660 else

00:30:52.040 saying

00:30:52.720 that there

00:30:53.060 was one

00:30:53.560 ethnic

00:30:54.100 group

00:30:54.560 within

00:30:55.280 a

00:30:55.480 political

00:30:55.780 party

00:30:56.160 that

00:30:56.340 was

00:30:56.500 the

00:30:56.620 important

00:30:56.940 one

00:30:57.220 and get

00:30:58.540 away

00:30:58.780 with that

00:30:59.200 like

00:31:00.140 somehow

00:31:00.560 that

00:31:00.880 somehow

00:31:01.260 that

00:31:01.520 was

00:31:01.660 okay

00:31:01.980 oh thank

00:31:03.080 you

00:31:03.220 the word

00:31:03.820 I was

00:31:04.060 looking

00:31:04.240 for was

00:31:04.720 crew

00:31:05.340 for the

00:31:07.480 rowing

00:31:08.120 stuff

00:31:08.520 and the

00:31:10.640 coxswain

00:31:11.200 somebody says

00:31:11.780 is the

00:31:12.120 captain

00:31:12.480 what am I

00:31:15.800 am I

00:31:16.180 am I

00:31:16.660 pronouncing

00:31:17.200 coxswain

00:31:17.820 wrong

00:31:18.080 you have to

00:31:20.160 it's a

00:31:20.680 funny word

00:31:21.260 if you're

00:31:22.680 going to

00:31:22.820 send your

00:31:23.140 daughter to

00:31:23.600 college

00:31:23.980 just hope

00:31:25.280 she's not

00:31:25.740 called a

00:31:26.260 champion

00:31:26.740 coxswain

00:31:27.400 when she

00:31:27.680 gets back

00:31:28.180 that's all

00:31:28.600 I'm saying

00:31:28.900 I crack

00:31:31.480 myself

00:31:31.880 up

00:31:32.180 all right

00:31:32.640 so

00:31:33.880 Facebook

00:31:34.340 was getting

00:31:35.020 in trouble

00:31:35.440 for

00:31:37.280 taking down

00:31:38.400 coronavirus

00:31:39.540 information

00:31:40.380 now

00:31:41.680 the

00:31:42.380 Facebook

00:31:43.120 was trying

00:31:43.660 to take

00:31:44.000 down

00:31:44.260 information

00:31:44.780 that's

00:31:45.220 incorrect

00:31:46.120 medically

00:31:46.820 and also

00:31:48.560 information

00:31:49.340 about

00:31:49.640 protests

00:31:50.320 to which

00:31:52.020 I said

00:31:52.580 what

00:31:54.380 you know

00:31:55.660 when I

00:31:55.960 when I

00:31:56.480 originally

00:31:56.860 heard

00:31:57.320 that

00:31:58.180 Facebook

00:31:58.540 was

00:31:58.840 taking

00:31:59.180 down

00:31:59.720 medical

00:32:01.460 information

00:32:02.040 I thought

00:32:02.580 to myself

00:32:03.060 you know

00:32:04.200 at least

00:32:04.640 that's

00:32:04.900 well

00:32:05.180 intentioned

00:32:05.940 I don't

00:32:07.360 think

00:32:07.560 there's

00:32:07.740 any way

00:32:08.020 to do

00:32:08.260 it

00:32:08.380 right

00:32:08.720 because

00:32:09.660 the

00:32:09.940 World

00:32:10.140 Health

00:32:10.380 Organization

00:32:10.960 had

00:32:11.260 bad

00:32:11.600 information

00:32:12.160 and I

00:32:13.480 had

00:32:13.700 good

00:32:13.900 information

00:32:14.380 how

00:32:14.680 was

00:32:15.820 Facebook

00:32:16.320 supposed

00:32:16.780 to know

00:32:17.280 that

00:32:18.660 the

00:32:19.140 cartoonist

00:32:19.760 had the

00:32:20.080 good

00:32:20.300 information

00:32:20.860 telling

00:32:21.820 people

00:32:22.140 they

00:32:22.360 should

00:32:22.660 wear

00:32:22.880 masks

00:32:23.420 when

00:32:23.840 the

00:32:24.160 World

00:32:24.340 Health

00:32:24.560 Organization

00:32:24.960 was

00:32:25.380 not

00:32:25.720 I

00:32:26.740 would

00:32:26.940 have

00:32:27.040 been

00:32:27.220 banned

00:32:27.540 by

00:32:27.780 Facebook

00:32:28.180 for

00:32:29.000 my

00:32:29.220 correct

00:32:29.740 medical

00:32:30.300 advice

00:32:31.060 and

00:32:32.180 the

00:32:32.320 World

00:32:32.480 Health

00:32:32.720 Organization

00:32:33.240 would

00:32:33.440 have

00:32:33.540 been

00:32:33.660 included

00:32:34.000 so

00:32:34.660 the

00:32:34.800 whole

00:32:35.020 idea

00:32:35.460 that

00:32:35.680 you're

00:32:35.860 going

00:32:35.920 to

00:32:36.020 ban

00:32:36.400 the

00:32:36.680 stuff

00:32:36.960 that's

00:32:37.220 not

00:32:37.440 correct

00:32:38.080 assumes

00:32:39.620 that

00:32:39.800 you know

00:32:40.060 what's

00:32:40.300 correct

00:32:40.740 and

00:32:41.120 we

00:32:41.260 just

00:32:41.520 prove

00:32:42.240 beyond

00:32:42.560 a

00:32:42.740 shadow

00:32:42.960 of a

00:32:43.220 doubt

00:32:43.420 that

00:32:43.980 we

00:32:44.160 just

00:32:44.440 can't

00:32:44.860 tell

00:32:45.100 no

00:32:45.720 matter

00:32:45.960 where

00:32:46.180 it

00:32:46.300 comes

00:32:46.520 from

00:32:46.740 so

00:32:47.540 a

00:32:47.780 little

00:32:47.940 bit

00:32:48.080 of a

00:32:48.220 problem

00:32:48.700 but

00:32:49.540 at

00:32:49.680 least

00:32:49.860 you

00:32:50.040 can

00:32:50.220 say

00:32:50.360 to

00:32:50.500 yourself

00:32:50.860 alright

00:32:51.880 well

00:32:52.300 maybe

00:32:52.880 at least

00:32:53.200 they

00:32:53.380 can

00:32:53.520 get

00:32:53.680 the

00:32:53.880 big

00:32:54.120 stuff

00:32:54.500 you know

00:32:55.300 if

00:32:55.460 somebody

00:32:55.760 had a

00:32:56.100 really

00:32:56.460 bad

00:32:57.020 medical

00:32:57.480 advice

00:32:57.920 that

00:32:58.100 would

00:32:58.220 just

00:32:58.400 kill

00:32:58.720 you

00:32:59.020 well

00:32:59.900 maybe

00:33:00.180 they

00:33:00.400 could

00:33:00.560 catch

00:33:00.980 that

00:33:01.260 stuff

00:33:01.580 right

00:33:01.860 so

00:33:02.500 but

00:33:03.660 then

00:33:03.960 that's

00:33:04.500 impossible

00:33:04.960 too

00:33:05.280 because

00:33:06.180 would

00:33:06.440 they

00:33:06.620 take

00:33:06.900 hydroxychloroquine

00:33:08.140 off

00:33:09.060 the list

00:33:09.600 or

00:33:10.640 would

00:33:10.820 they

00:33:10.940 put

00:33:11.140 it

00:33:11.260 on

00:33:11.480 the

00:33:11.660 list

00:33:12.000 I

00:33:13.280 don't

00:33:13.440 know

00:33:13.780 would

00:33:14.580 Facebook

00:33:16.960 say

00:33:17.460 it's

00:33:18.240 not

00:33:18.440 approved

00:33:18.840 for

00:33:19.040 this

00:33:19.280 use

00:33:19.900 and

00:33:21.000 therefore

00:33:21.380 even

00:33:21.780 though

00:33:21.980 a

00:33:22.140 doctor

00:33:22.460 could

00:33:22.720 use

00:33:22.960 it

00:33:23.080 off

00:33:23.260 label

00:33:23.580 that's

00:33:23.880 more

00:33:24.060 about

00:33:24.280 you

00:33:24.460 and

00:33:24.600 your

00:33:24.720 doctor

00:33:25.140 we're

00:33:25.940 going

00:33:26.060 to

00:33:26.160 take

00:33:26.340 the

00:33:26.480 whole

00:33:26.680 idea

00:33:27.200 of

00:33:27.500 it

00:33:27.700 and

00:33:28.380 of

00:33:28.540 your

00:33:28.700 universe

00:33:29.260 would

00:33:29.900 they

00:33:30.020 do

00:33:30.180 that

00:33:30.480 so

00:33:31.140 the

00:33:31.280 point

00:33:31.480 is

00:33:31.740 even

00:33:32.140 with

00:33:32.420 good

00:33:32.780 intentions

00:33:33.320 and I

00:33:34.100 think

00:33:34.240 Facebook

00:33:34.620 has

00:33:34.860 good

00:33:35.080 intentions

00:33:35.600 I

00:33:36.200 mean

00:33:36.320 why

00:33:36.500 would

00:33:36.700 they

00:33:36.880 why

00:33:37.860 would

00:33:38.180 they

00:33:38.300 have

00:33:38.440 bad

00:33:38.700 intentions

00:33:39.180 right

00:33:39.520 so

00:33:40.240 I

00:33:40.340 think

00:33:40.500 Facebook

00:33:40.900 has

00:33:41.160 good

00:33:41.540 intentions

00:33:42.040 about

00:33:42.920 getting

00:33:43.220 people

00:33:43.540 the

00:33:43.740 right

00:33:49.900 isn't

00:33:50.020 doable

00:33:50.340 so

00:33:50.700 it's

00:33:50.860 an

00:33:51.300 impossible

00:33:51.860 task

00:33:53.340 and

00:33:53.760 therefore

00:33:54.080 you

00:33:54.360 have

00:33:54.520 to

00:33:54.640 ask

00:33:54.860 why

00:33:55.100 try

00:33:55.520 because

00:33:56.500 they're

00:33:56.720 going

00:33:56.820 to

00:33:56.860 be

00:33:57.000 filtering

00:33:57.340 good

00:33:58.220 information

00:33:58.700 with

00:33:58.960 bad

00:33:59.280 and

00:33:59.480 there's

00:33:59.660 just

00:33:59.820 no

00:34:00.480 way

00:34:00.620 to

00:34:00.740 avoid

00:34:01.040 it

00:34:01.300 so

00:34:02.800 that's

00:34:02.980 one

00:34:03.160 question

00:34:03.520 but

00:34:04.360 then

00:34:04.520 the

00:34:04.680 second

00:34:04.940 question

00:34:05.400 is

00:34:05.760 apparently

00:34:06.940 they

00:34:07.160 were

00:34:07.280 taking

00:34:07.600 down

00:34:07.920 notices

00:34:08.380 for

00:34:08.840 anti

00:34:09.320 lockdown

00:34:09.800 protests

00:34:10.620 at

00:34:11.700 which

00:34:11.920 point

00:34:12.180 I

00:34:12.340 say

00:34:12.640 wait

00:34:13.540 a

00:34:13.680 minute

00:34:13.920 an

00:34:15.000 anti

00:34:15.420 lockdown

00:34:15.860 protest

00:34:16.380 I

00:34:16.760 get

00:34:16.940 that

00:34:17.120 there's

00:34:17.340 a

00:34:17.640 medical

00:34:18.080 risk

00:34:19.900 that

00:34:20.300 just

00:34:20.480 getting

00:34:20.680 together

00:34:21.080 but

00:34:22.220 that's

00:34:23.140 free

00:34:23.480 speech

00:34:24.260 it's

00:34:26.180 one

00:34:26.540 thing

00:34:26.880 that

00:34:27.060 you're

00:34:27.260 trying

00:34:27.620 to

00:34:27.820 be

00:34:28.000 helpful

00:34:28.440 in

00:34:29.260 getting

00:34:29.540 us

00:34:29.800 the

00:34:30.100 good

00:34:30.540 and

00:34:30.740 useful

00:34:31.140 medical

00:34:31.640 advice

00:34:32.100 but

00:34:32.340 you

00:34:32.480 don't

00:34:32.660 know

00:34:32.800 how

00:34:32.920 to

00:34:33.040 do

00:34:33.200 it

00:34:33.340 and

00:34:33.440 you

00:34:33.560 did

00:34:33.760 it

00:34:33.900 wrong

00:34:34.240 that's

00:34:35.620 one

00:34:35.860 thing

00:34:36.160 I

00:34:37.140 can

00:34:37.360 sort

00:34:37.960 of

00:34:38.320 almost

00:34:39.140 kind

00:34:39.580 of

00:34:39.720 forgive

00:34:40.000 you

00:34:40.460 for

00:34:41.780 trying

00:34:42.280 hard

00:34:42.640 to

00:34:42.820 get

00:34:42.940 the

00:34:43.080 medical

00:34:43.400 part

00:34:43.740 right

00:34:44.080 but

00:34:44.400 just

00:34:44.560 not

00:34:44.780 knowing

00:34:45.020 how

00:34:45.200 to

00:34:45.300 do

00:34:45.500 it

00:34:45.660 because

00:34:45.860 it's

00:34:46.020 hard

00:34:46.340 okay

00:34:49.900 blocking

00:34:50.780 a

00:34:51.020 notice

00:34:51.360 of

00:34:51.640 a

00:34:51.820 protest

00:34:52.460 a

00:34:53.560 peaceful

00:34:54.060 protest

00:34:54.820 in

00:34:55.980 the

00:34:56.120 United

00:34:56.440 States

00:34:57.060 Facebook

00:35:00.000 needs

00:35:00.380 to be

00:35:00.660 destroyed

00:35:01.120 Facebook

00:35:03.220 sort

00:35:04.420 of

00:35:04.560 crossed

00:35:04.860 the line

00:35:05.300 here

00:35:05.520 don't

00:35:05.700 you

00:35:05.840 think

00:35:06.140 if

00:35:07.180 Facebook

00:35:07.580 is

00:35:08.000 suppressing

00:35:08.660 political

00:35:10.100 speech

00:35:10.700 that's

00:35:11.140 both

00:35:11.400 legal

00:35:11.960 and

00:35:13.180 non-violent

00:35:14.480 and

00:35:15.800 has a

00:35:16.160 good

00:35:16.320 purpose

00:35:16.840 I

00:35:17.580 mean

00:35:17.760 nobody's

00:35:18.420 looking

00:35:19.020 for a

00:35:19.360 bad

00:35:19.600 purpose

00:35:20.000 here

00:35:20.260 the

00:35:21.220 protesters

00:35:22.020 are

00:35:22.380 looking

00:35:22.680 to

00:35:22.940 help

00:35:23.180 the

00:35:23.360 country

00:35:23.640 not

00:35:23.880 hurt

00:35:24.140 it

00:35:24.340 you

00:35:25.240 know

00:35:25.320 they

00:35:25.400 have

00:35:25.540 a

00:35:25.640 different

00:35:25.860 idea

00:35:26.180 of

00:35:26.320 what

00:35:26.460 helps

00:35:26.900 you

00:35:28.140 take

00:35:28.440 that

00:35:28.760 kind

00:35:29.060 of

00:35:29.180 speech

00:35:29.500 down

00:35:29.820 if

00:35:31.180 you're

00:35:31.420 suppressing

00:35:32.040 ordinary

00:35:33.360 protest

00:35:33.940 speech

00:35:34.580 you

00:35:36.060 have

00:35:36.500 lost

00:35:36.960 your

00:35:37.220 moral

00:35:37.680 authority

00:35:38.180 to

00:35:38.540 exist

00:35:39.260 in

00:35:39.640 the

00:35:39.760 United

00:35:40.020 States

00:35:40.480 you

00:35:41.300 can't

00:35:41.800 coexist

00:35:42.320 in

00:35:43.640 our

00:35:43.840 system

00:35:44.340 and

00:35:45.360 also

00:35:45.780 be

00:35:46.120 the

00:35:46.380 primary

00:35:46.940 vehicle

00:35:47.520 of

00:35:47.800 communication

00:35:48.500 suppressing

00:35:50.240 people's

00:35:50.820 free

00:35:51.060 speech

00:35:51.520 now

00:35:52.300 of course

00:35:52.660 you can

00:35:52.940 argue

00:35:53.300 blah blah

00:35:53.840 blah

00:35:54.100 Scott

00:35:54.560 Facebook's

00:35:55.660 not the

00:35:56.040 government

00:35:56.500 they're a

00:35:57.320 private

00:35:57.600 company

00:35:58.220 well

00:35:59.120 public

00:35:59.400 company

00:35:59.740 but they

00:36:00.300 can do

00:36:00.580 what they

00:36:00.880 want

00:36:01.360 they're

00:36:01.600 not the

00:36:01.920 government

00:36:02.280 the

00:36:02.980 first

00:36:03.220 amendment

00:36:03.540 doesn't

00:36:04.020 apply

00:36:04.440 to the

00:36:04.840 private

00:36:05.140 companies

00:36:05.720 I hear

00:36:06.720 you

00:36:06.920 I get

00:36:08.120 that you're

00:36:08.420 technically

00:36:08.820 correct

00:36:09.320 you are

00:36:10.480 technically

00:36:11.020 correct

00:36:11.560 what is

00:36:12.760 also

00:36:13.000 true

00:36:13.340 is

00:36:13.580 if

00:36:13.720 you're

00:36:13.880 still

00:36:14.060 using

00:36:14.380 Facebook

00:36:14.820 why

00:36:16.800 why

00:36:18.840 does

00:36:19.080 anybody

00:36:19.340 use

00:36:19.640 Facebook

00:36:20.080 so

00:36:21.140 I

00:36:21.900 have

00:36:22.260 a

00:36:22.400 Facebook

00:36:22.740 account

00:36:23.300 and

00:36:24.640 for

00:36:25.060 you know

00:36:26.040 if I

00:36:26.400 want to

00:36:26.620 see if

00:36:26.960 there's

00:36:27.380 a picture

00:36:27.720 of my

00:36:28.040 stepdaughter

00:36:28.640 or something

00:36:29.160 on there

00:36:29.540 like I

00:36:30.500 I'll go

00:36:30.900 and check

00:36:31.240 that one

00:36:31.640 thing

00:36:31.960 but why

00:36:33.900 would you

00:36:34.160 ever post

00:36:34.780 on

00:36:35.020 Facebook

00:36:35.740 why

00:36:38.140 would you

00:36:38.460 go there

00:36:39.040 for

00:36:40.080 anything

00:36:40.400 I

00:36:40.600 actually

00:36:40.900 don't

00:36:41.140 know

00:36:41.420 like

00:36:41.720 that's

00:36:42.000 an

00:36:42.180 honest

00:36:42.580 question

00:36:42.960 if

00:36:43.700 I

00:36:43.820 go to

00:36:44.100 Twitter

00:36:44.420 I'm

00:36:45.480 like

00:36:45.720 I'm

00:36:46.000 just

00:36:46.180 filled

00:36:46.700 with

00:36:46.960 stories

00:36:47.420 and

00:36:47.620 ideas

00:36:48.040 I'm

00:36:48.360 getting

00:36:48.560 informed

00:36:49.140 and

00:36:49.400 I'm

00:36:49.560 debating

00:36:49.900 people

00:36:50.300 and

00:36:50.480 I'm

00:36:51.180 meeting

00:36:51.420 people

00:36:51.820 and

00:36:52.100 it's

00:36:52.660 like

00:36:52.800 this

00:36:52.960 whole

00:36:53.340 you know

00:36:54.440 this

00:36:55.200 whole

00:36:55.480 energetic

00:36:56.380 situation

00:36:57.600 where there's

00:36:58.200 good and

00:36:58.640 bad

00:36:58.900 but you

00:36:59.240 certainly

00:36:59.500 know

00:36:59.720 why

00:36:59.900 you're

00:37:00.080 doing

00:37:00.300 it

00:37:00.520 I

00:37:01.440 don't

00:37:01.620 know

00:37:01.820 why

00:37:01.980 anybody

00:37:02.300 uses

00:37:02.600 Facebook

00:37:03.040 do

00:37:03.300 you

00:37:03.440 I

00:37:04.280 can't

00:37:04.520 think

00:37:04.660 of a

00:37:04.880 single

00:37:05.100 reason

00:37:05.440 now

00:37:06.580 I

00:37:06.760 suppose

00:37:07.060 if

00:37:07.260 you

00:37:07.320 have

00:37:07.440 families

00:37:07.980 and

00:37:08.440 you

00:37:08.700 want

00:37:08.840 to

00:37:08.940 show

00:37:09.120 pictures

00:37:09.580 but

00:37:10.300 is

00:37:10.480 there

00:37:10.620 really

00:37:10.880 no

00:37:11.160 other

00:37:11.400 way

00:37:11.580 to

00:37:11.720 show

00:37:11.980 pictures

00:37:12.460 you

00:37:13.480 can't

00:37:13.720 show

00:37:13.880 pictures

00:37:14.240 on

00:37:14.440 Instagram

00:37:14.900 you know

00:37:16.140 Twitter

00:37:16.540 shows

00:37:16.860 pictures

00:37:17.340 a lot

00:37:18.040 of ways

00:37:18.260 to

00:37:18.400 show

00:37:18.580 pictures

00:37:19.020 so

00:37:20.480 I'm

00:37:22.680 going to

00:37:22.840 make a

00:37:23.220 contrarian

00:37:24.100 prediction

00:37:25.560 on

00:37:26.000 Facebook

00:37:26.440 I don't

00:37:28.320 think it's

00:37:28.680 going to

00:37:28.860 last

00:37:29.280 I think

00:37:30.700 Facebook

00:37:31.300 could

00:37:32.600 actually

00:37:33.180 be

00:37:33.980 a

00:37:35.380 failed

00:37:35.780 company

00:37:36.320 in

00:37:38.140 five

00:37:38.500 years

00:37:38.860 and

00:37:40.100 I

00:37:40.220 think

00:37:40.400 it

00:37:40.560 would

00:37:40.740 have

00:37:40.900 to

00:37:41.040 do

00:37:41.180 with

00:37:41.320 the

00:37:41.460 fact

00:37:41.680 that

00:37:41.900 there's

00:37:42.140 just

00:37:42.300 something

00:37:42.600 about

00:37:42.860 it

00:37:42.980 that

00:37:43.080 doesn't

00:37:43.320 work

00:37:43.620 anymore

00:37:44.020 now

00:37:46.160 do you

00:37:47.340 get any

00:37:47.780 kind of

00:37:48.100 a

00:37:48.240 dopamine

00:37:48.580 hit

00:37:49.020 from

00:37:50.060 Facebook

00:37:50.520 I'm

00:37:52.320 curious

00:37:52.620 about

00:37:52.860 that

00:37:53.140 because

00:37:53.920 if

00:37:54.080 I

00:37:54.200 look

00:37:54.420 at

00:37:54.620 Instagram

00:37:55.780 which

00:37:56.260 of

00:37:56.420 course

00:37:56.580 is

00:37:56.740 part

00:37:56.860 of

00:37:56.960 Facebook

00:37:57.260 but

00:37:58.220 walled

00:37:58.940 off

00:37:59.240 if

00:37:59.520 I

00:37:59.640 look

00:37:59.800 at

00:37:59.940 Instagram

00:38:00.340 I

00:38:00.700 can

00:38:00.860 get

00:38:01.000 a

00:38:01.120 dopamine

00:38:01.400 hit

00:38:01.700 from

00:38:01.880 that

00:38:02.180 see

00:38:02.760 some

00:38:02.960 good

00:38:03.160 pictures

00:38:03.540 of

00:38:03.880 some

00:38:04.060 things

00:38:04.300 I

00:38:04.420 wouldn't

00:38:04.620 see

00:38:04.880 it's

00:38:05.720 interesting

00:38:06.120 if

00:38:06.720 I

00:38:06.800 go to

00:38:06.980 Twitter

00:38:07.240 I

00:38:07.520 can

00:38:07.640 get

00:38:07.780 all

00:38:07.920 kinds

00:38:08.180 of

00:38:08.300 dopamine

00:38:08.660 hits

00:38:09.000 I

00:38:09.180 go to

00:38:09.460 locals

00:38:09.860 I

00:38:10.300 get

00:38:10.480 dopamine

00:38:11.020 hits

00:38:11.280 like

00:38:11.460 crazy

00:38:11.900 for

00:38:12.900 the

00:38:13.340 creator

00:38:13.800 that's

00:38:14.200 the

00:38:14.580 highest

00:38:14.920 dopamine

00:38:15.380 hit

00:38:15.760 is

00:38:16.540 locals

00:38:17.000 and

00:38:18.680 but

00:38:19.620 Facebook

00:38:20.060 when

00:38:21.200 was

00:38:21.380 the

00:38:21.500 last

00:38:21.660 time

00:38:21.840 you

00:38:21.940 went

00:38:22.080 to

00:38:22.200 Facebook

00:38:22.600 and

00:38:22.880 got

00:38:23.020 a

00:38:23.180 dopamine

00:38:23.540 hit

00:38:23.920 like

00:38:24.360 it

00:38:24.440 actually

00:38:24.700 felt

00:38:25.140 good

00:38:25.420 I

00:38:26.640 don't

00:38:26.840 know

00:38:27.040 if

00:38:27.200 I've

00:38:27.360 ever

00:38:27.540 felt

00:38:27.780 that

00:38:28.100 so

00:38:29.020 since

00:38:30.020 kids

00:38:30.400 don't

00:38:30.680 really

00:38:30.920 use

00:38:31.200 it

00:38:31.420 and

00:38:34.000 I

00:38:34.980 honestly

00:38:35.400 don't

00:38:35.840 know

00:38:36.180 anybody

00:38:36.500 uses

00:38:36.920 it

00:38:37.140 actually

00:38:37.560 I

00:38:38.520 mean

00:38:38.640 I

00:38:38.760 know

00:38:38.900 people

00:38:39.140 use

00:38:39.440 it

00:38:39.640 but

00:38:39.820 not

00:38:40.040 use

00:38:40.640 it

00:38:40.760 use

00:38:40.980 it

00:38:41.220 I

00:38:43.300 think

00:38:43.540 Facebook

00:38:44.000 is

00:38:44.560 destined

00:38:44.960 to

00:38:45.220 become

00:38:45.500 an

00:38:45.700 elderly

00:38:46.120 person's

00:38:46.820 product

00:38:47.160 that

00:38:47.700 would

00:38:48.080 be

00:38:48.220 my

00:38:48.440 guess

00:38:48.700 so

00:38:49.460 I'm

00:38:49.800 going

00:38:49.880 to

00:38:49.980 predict

00:38:50.280 that

00:38:50.620 Facebook

00:38:51.240 that

00:38:53.520 the

00:38:53.860 best

00:38:54.480 part

00:38:54.740 of

00:38:54.820 their

00:38:54.960 history

00:38:55.260 is

00:38:55.500 behind

00:38:55.920 them

00:38:56.280 I

00:38:56.640 think

00:38:56.980 all

00:38:59.860 right

00:39:00.080 those

00:39:01.400 were

00:39:02.500 my

00:39:02.740 prepared

00:39:03.120 comments

00:39:03.700 how

00:39:07.600 many

00:39:07.840 of

00:39:08.000 you

00:39:08.200 have

00:39:08.960 learned

00:39:09.300 a

00:39:09.540 skill

00:39:09.960 during

00:39:10.500 the

00:39:10.720 lockdown

00:39:11.040 I'll

00:39:12.480 give

00:39:12.600 you

00:39:12.700 a

00:39:12.820 little

00:39:13.020 the

00:39:13.840 reason

00:39:14.040 I

00:39:14.220 do

00:39:14.340 this

00:39:14.620 is

00:39:14.820 because

00:39:15.260 I

00:39:15.580 want

00:39:15.820 to

00:39:16.100 inspire

00:39:17.000 you

00:39:17.300 by

00:39:17.560 example

00:39:18.200 I

00:39:19.040 know

00:39:19.200 that's

00:39:19.480 a

00:39:19.620 that's

00:39:21.360 sounds

00:39:22.240 terrible

00:39:22.600 when you

00:39:22.920 say that

00:39:23.260 out loud

00:39:23.680 but that's

00:39:24.480 the point

00:39:24.880 the point

00:39:25.580 is that

00:39:25.940 humans

00:39:26.280 are

00:39:26.600 imitating

00:39:27.340 species

00:39:27.960 if all

00:39:29.420 of your

00:39:29.720 friends

00:39:30.020 are doing

00:39:30.540 X

00:39:30.980 the odds

00:39:31.600 of you

00:39:31.920 ending up

00:39:32.440 doing X

00:39:32.900 are really

00:39:33.280 high

00:39:33.580 so

00:39:34.880 I'm

00:39:35.200 using

00:39:35.540 pure

00:39:36.360 influence

00:39:36.980 to

00:39:38.560 persuade

00:39:39.660 you

00:39:40.000 in a

00:39:40.480 positive

00:39:40.800 way

00:39:41.100 so

00:39:42.080 what

00:39:42.280 I'm

00:39:42.400 going

00:39:42.500 to

00:39:42.540 do

00:39:42.680 is

00:39:42.840 I'm

00:39:43.000 going

00:39:43.060 to

00:39:43.120 tell

00:39:43.280 you

00:39:43.400 the

00:39:43.580 things

00:39:43.840 that

00:39:44.120 I've

00:39:44.600 personally

00:39:44.980 accomplished

00:39:45.600 during the

00:39:46.560 shutdown

00:39:46.980 so that

00:39:48.200 you could

00:39:48.520 say to

00:39:48.840 yourself

00:39:49.260 whoa

00:39:49.800 there's

00:39:50.060 still a few

00:39:50.500 weeks

00:39:50.740 left of the

00:39:51.200 shutdown

00:39:51.580 let's see if I can get a few things done

00:39:53.900 so this is the talent stack idea

00:39:56.560 that if you have any opportunity to add a talent to what you already have

00:40:00.300 you can make yourself far more valuable

00:40:02.560 so what I've done

00:40:04.580 is I've moved a lot of content over to the locals platform

00:40:09.180 so it's basically a whole new line of business

00:40:11.580 I effectively

00:40:12.720 I effectively

00:40:12.740 started a new business

00:40:14.980 by just moving my content over

00:40:17.100 and that's doing great

00:40:18.360 I have to admit

00:40:19.480 I'm way surprised at

00:40:21.180 the number of people who have signed up

00:40:23.360 and how well that's going

00:40:24.540 so we did that

00:40:26.240 I started using Cameo

00:40:28.300 just to see what that was about

00:40:30.460 I'd have to say I probably won't use that for much longer

00:40:33.220 but

00:40:34.160 in

00:40:34.860 in terms of

00:40:36.360 A-B testing

00:40:37.160 I wanted to see if it was something I liked

00:40:39.960 now the problem with Cameo

00:40:41.740 oh if you don't know what that is

00:40:43.000 it's for semi-famous people like me

00:40:45.320 to leave messages for people

00:40:47.560 and they pay for the message

00:40:48.840 so somebody

00:40:49.580 usually somebody paying for a message

00:40:51.460 happy birthday message

00:40:53.300 for example

00:40:53.880 for someone else

00:40:54.800 now

00:40:55.860 I tried it

00:40:56.900 and here's why it doesn't work for me

00:40:59.160 what I thought was

00:41:01.400 really?

00:41:02.160 I can just say a few words

00:41:03.320 and say hi

00:41:03.900 and like somebody will give me money for that

00:41:06.520 I'll try that

00:41:07.360 here's the problem

00:41:09.780 the people tell you what to say

00:41:12.000 and they're so confusing

00:41:13.960 that you

00:41:14.880 don't get it right the first time

00:41:16.940 because it'll be like

00:41:18.420 say hi to my

00:41:20.280 my mother

00:41:20.940 she's

00:41:21.420 she's a fan

00:41:22.440 she did this

00:41:23.220 she's taking a class

00:41:24.700 she's good at pottery

00:41:26.060 make sure you compliment her hat

00:41:27.960 and I'll be like

00:41:29.740 okay that's a lot of stuff

00:41:31.060 and I'll be like

00:41:32.460 good in your pottery

00:41:33.640 I like your hat

00:41:35.140 you know

00:41:35.840 happy birthday

00:41:36.560 and then I'll submit it

00:41:38.100 and so far so good

00:41:39.640 and then you get an email back

00:41:42.340 could you redo this

00:41:44.620 because the thing you said about the hat

00:41:47.180 wasn't

00:41:49.180 you left out the part about it

00:41:50.900 it should be a pink hat

00:41:52.360 could you redo it with just

00:41:54.560 say everything you said

00:41:55.880 but say pink hat this time

00:41:57.780 and at that point

00:42:00.260 I leave the app

00:42:02.220 because I don't want a boss

00:42:04.820 I don't want anybody

00:42:06.560 telling me what I did wrong

00:42:07.880 I didn't sign up for that

00:42:10.040 like so

00:42:11.400 so I'm still on the app

00:42:13.780 but the point is

00:42:15.100 try some stuff

00:42:17.220 it's not all going to work out

00:42:19.020 the cameo thing

00:42:20.300 I'm going to say

00:42:20.880 was a failed experiment

00:42:22.020 but totally worth trying

00:42:23.360 the local stuff

00:42:25.540 I didn't know what to expect

00:42:26.940 looks like it's going to be

00:42:28.560 hugely successful

00:42:29.460 I'm really happy about that so far

00:42:31.320 and

00:42:32.500 who knows

00:42:33.900 I've brainstormed a new book

00:42:36.280 I've started doing these micro lessons

00:42:38.640 I added a periscope

00:42:40.960 I worked on my

00:42:42.780 fitness

00:42:44.000 got my muscles up

00:42:46.380 I

00:42:47.900 got a bike

00:42:49.280 started biking

00:42:50.280 I got more sun

00:42:51.480 so

00:42:52.380 and

00:42:53.020 on a personal level

00:42:54.660 there's a dozen other things

00:42:56.080 so

00:42:57.140 those things I did

00:42:59.360 intentionally

00:43:00.220 because I knew I could do them

00:43:01.880 during

00:43:02.360 the lockdown

00:43:03.400 so as soon as the lockdown

00:43:05.460 started to emerge

00:43:06.620 and I could see

00:43:07.300 what we were looking at

00:43:08.660 for the next few weeks

00:43:09.620 and I also improved my

00:43:11.500 my drumming

00:43:12.240 I spent a lot of time

00:43:13.340 doing that

00:43:13.720 so

00:43:14.660 the point being

00:43:17.420 think to yourself

00:43:20.220 what you could get done

00:43:21.200 in the next few weeks

00:43:22.180 you still got a few more weeks

00:43:23.700 where things are not normal

00:43:25.540 and you can pick up

00:43:26.520 a few more skills

00:43:27.400 I've tried to

00:43:29.200 to

00:43:30.440 teach a bunch of skills

00:43:31.920 like the

00:43:32.500 user interface

00:43:33.480 for reality

00:43:34.120 etc

00:43:34.480 that I've been doing

00:43:35.600 on these periscopes

00:43:36.480 so that you can

00:43:38.000 at least even

00:43:38.620 passively pick up skills

00:43:39.940 I'll say this again

00:43:42.260 because

00:43:42.700 I think I want to

00:43:43.480 just keep saying it

00:43:44.460 forever

00:43:45.400 but

00:43:46.680 I try to

00:43:47.760 learn things

00:43:48.560 from YouTube

00:43:49.300 and I'm watching

00:43:50.480 mostly

00:43:51.000 drum lessons

00:43:52.260 and if I watch

00:43:53.720 a drum teacher

00:43:54.340 talk for five minutes

00:43:55.620 before telling me

00:43:56.420 one useful thing again

00:43:57.600 I'm going to just

00:43:58.700 like beat myself

00:44:00.220 to death

00:44:00.600 with a drumstick

00:44:01.460 please

00:44:03.100 the people

00:44:03.840 who are making

00:44:04.360 lessons

00:44:04.940 you know

00:44:05.880 put the

00:44:06.260 put the homework

00:44:07.340 or the

00:44:07.960 you know

00:44:08.720 the housekeeping

00:44:09.200 in the notes

00:44:10.060 or something

00:44:10.580 don't make it

00:44:11.560 the first five minutes

00:44:12.460 of the freaking video

00:44:13.340 because

00:44:14.200 people try to learn

00:44:15.620 five minutes

00:44:16.200 is a long time

00:44:16.940 alright

00:44:17.960 with that one

00:44:19.820 with that one

00:44:21.680 change

00:44:22.320 of having

00:44:23.440 lessons start

00:44:24.240 immediately

00:44:24.900 instead of a

00:44:25.780 preamble

00:44:26.240 you would change

00:44:27.880 education in this

00:44:28.840 country

00:44:29.120 do you know

00:44:29.660 how much more

00:44:30.160 I would learn

00:44:30.740 if I didn't have

00:44:31.780 to wait five minutes

00:44:32.760 for the lesson

00:44:33.340 to start

00:44:33.820 doesn't matter

00:44:34.620 what the topic is

00:44:35.400 they all do

00:44:35.780 the same thing

00:44:36.360 a lot more

00:44:38.060 alright

00:44:39.940 somebody says

00:44:44.120 I learned

00:44:44.520 DoorDash

00:44:45.160 I'm looking at

00:44:47.160 your comments

00:44:47.720 about what

00:44:48.180 you've improved

00:44:48.600 I've improved

00:44:49.800 these skills

00:44:50.780 you're multi-threading

00:44:52.160 okay

00:44:52.860 oh somebody's

00:44:55.580 teaching

00:44:55.920 talent stack

00:44:56.620 to a group

00:44:57.100 of team leaders

00:44:57.980 today

00:44:58.360 that's great

00:44:59.040 yeah Drumeo

00:45:00.680 I've tried that

00:45:01.420 too much

00:45:01.920 introduction stuff

00:45:02.940 get to the

00:45:06.820 useful stuff

00:45:07.460 you're all

00:45:07.780 saying the same

00:45:08.300 thing

00:45:08.580 you know

00:45:09.700 what I'd like

00:45:10.200 to see

00:45:10.640 is YouTube

00:45:11.400 videos

00:45:12.020 where you

00:45:12.960 could easily

00:45:13.420 go to the

00:45:14.180 starting point

00:45:15.740 wouldn't you

00:45:16.640 like to see

00:45:17.100 a YouTube

00:45:17.480 video come up

00:45:18.280 on your screen

00:45:18.960 and then

00:45:19.980 before you

00:45:20.540 hit play

00:45:21.220 on the left

00:45:22.660 there are a

00:45:23.100 bunch of

00:45:23.600 start times

00:45:24.840 you can pick

00:45:25.820 the start time

00:45:26.500 based on the

00:45:27.040 topic

00:45:27.400 so wouldn't

00:45:28.600 you like that

00:45:29.020 for these videos

00:45:29.660 if you watch

00:45:30.180 them

00:45:30.340 so you say

00:45:31.340 oh it's

00:45:31.800 minute five

00:45:32.520 boop

00:45:33.100 and you just

00:45:33.480 hit it

00:45:33.760 and it goes

00:45:34.060 to minute five

00:45:34.800 that's what

00:45:36.700 you need

00:45:37.080 somebody's

00:45:41.740 writing a

00:45:42.160 patent right

00:45:42.760 now

00:45:43.100 while listening

00:45:43.880 to me

00:45:44.360 good

00:45:44.960 look at a

00:45:48.220 recipe video

00:45:49.140 it's horrible

00:45:49.600 yes recipes

00:45:50.620 I've done

00:45:51.280 that

00:45:51.600 try to do

00:45:52.980 a recipe

00:45:53.580 oh my

00:45:55.040 god

00:45:55.380 here's the

00:45:56.460 app that I

00:45:57.060 would like

00:45:57.360 somebody to

00:45:58.040 invent

00:45:58.620 can you do

00:45:59.180 this for me

00:45:59.680 maybe it

00:46:00.060 already exists

00:46:00.580 actually if it

00:46:01.260 exists just

00:46:01.880 tell me what

00:46:02.320 it is

00:46:02.640 so here's

00:46:03.920 the app

00:46:04.360 I want

00:46:05.760 an app

00:46:06.200 that does

00:46:06.780 nothing but

00:46:07.580 make it

00:46:08.220 easy to

00:46:08.840 put together

00:46:09.540 three to

00:46:11.040 five second

00:46:11.840 videos

00:46:12.540 really quickly

00:46:14.120 to form a

00:46:15.140 lesson

00:46:15.460 so let's

00:46:16.480 say I want

00:46:16.960 to teach you

00:46:17.440 how to

00:46:17.980 start your

00:46:18.800 water heater

00:46:19.460 if it went

00:46:19.980 off

00:46:20.280 so starting

00:46:21.360 your water

00:46:21.780 heater is like

00:46:22.600 several little

00:46:23.680 steps

00:46:24.160 it's like

00:46:24.920 look at

00:46:25.980 this

00:46:26.360 find this

00:46:27.580 knob

00:46:28.060 turn this

00:46:29.460 you know

00:46:30.040 push this

00:46:31.900 so if you

00:46:33.800 were trying

00:46:34.080 to make

00:46:34.400 an instructional

00:46:35.020 video

00:46:35.500 you'd have

00:46:36.000 your app

00:46:36.460 and you'd

00:46:37.420 hold down

00:46:37.920 the thing

00:46:38.720 for three

00:46:39.140 seconds

00:46:39.580 and you'd

00:46:40.000 point it

00:46:40.320 at the

00:46:40.620 button

00:46:40.860 you'd say

00:46:41.240 here's the

00:46:42.740 knob

00:46:43.120 that's it

00:46:44.340 three second

00:46:45.040 video

00:46:45.440 then you'd

00:46:46.380 do another

00:46:46.760 three second

00:46:47.500 video

00:46:47.820 and you'd

00:46:48.120 say

00:46:48.260 turn it

00:46:48.940 to the

00:46:49.220 right

00:46:49.540 and then

00:46:50.640 you'd

00:46:50.840 put it

00:46:51.100 on the

00:46:51.940 readout

00:46:53.080 and you'd

00:46:53.300 say

00:46:53.480 here's where

00:46:54.640 the readout

00:46:55.180 will say

00:46:55.680 such and

00:46:56.360 such

00:46:56.680 and you'd

00:46:57.560 just put

00:46:57.820 all these

00:46:58.120 three second

00:46:58.680 videos

00:46:59.120 together

00:46:59.560 no introduction

00:47:01.040 boom

00:47:02.720 it's called

00:47:04.200 learning

00:47:04.600 does anybody

00:47:05.720 make that

00:47:06.200 app

00:47:06.500 is there

00:47:07.280 an app

00:47:07.700 that

00:47:07.940 that

00:47:08.760 is designed

00:47:10.020 to make

00:47:10.660 a quick

00:47:11.160 tutorial

00:47:11.760 on any

00:47:12.580 topic

00:47:13.000 and I'm

00:47:13.780 talking about

00:47:14.160 something that

00:47:14.660 could be

00:47:14.900 explained in

00:47:15.440 a minute

00:47:15.740 or two

00:47:16.160 find that

00:47:18.240 app

00:47:18.520 I need

00:47:19.120 it

00:47:19.320 I'm

00:47:21.920 seeing the

00:47:22.340 words

00:47:22.700 Mark Cuban

00:47:23.980 in my

00:47:24.720 feed

00:47:25.140 I think

00:47:25.520 that's

00:47:25.760 because

00:47:25.980 you're

00:47:26.220 asking

00:47:26.480 about

00:47:26.760 him

00:47:26.940 running

00:47:27.180 for

00:47:27.360 president

00:47:27.700 is that

00:47:28.780 why

00:47:29.000 and I

00:47:30.400 think I

00:47:30.740 saw a

00:47:31.360 news

00:47:31.780 bit

00:47:32.840 go by

00:47:33.900 that said

00:47:34.460 he was

00:47:34.840 not

00:47:35.120 ruling

00:47:35.520 it

00:47:35.720 out

00:47:36.020 which

00:47:37.460 if you

00:47:37.960 have

00:47:38.120 any

00:47:38.340 chance

00:47:38.700 of

00:47:38.880 running

00:47:39.080 for

00:47:39.280 president

00:47:39.680 as

00:47:40.260 a

00:47:41.020 democrat

00:47:41.400 why

00:47:42.360 would

00:47:42.580 you

00:47:42.720 rule

00:47:42.940 it

00:47:43.080 out

00:47:43.400 why

00:47:44.600 would

00:47:44.800 you

00:47:44.940 rule

00:47:45.200 it

00:47:45.360 out

00:47:45.620 so

00:47:46.780 one

00:47:46.960 of

00:47:47.060 the

00:47:47.160 things

00:47:47.360 that

00:47:47.520 makes

00:47:47.780 Mark

00:47:48.520 Cuban

00:47:48.960 smarter

00:47:49.480 than

00:47:49.740 other

00:47:49.960 people

00:47:50.320 is

00:47:51.200 that

00:47:51.520 free

00:47:51.980 money

00:47:52.220 thing

00:47:52.540 if

00:47:53.880 you're

00:47:54.080 Mark

00:47:54.320 Cuban

00:47:54.720 would

00:47:55.180 it

00:47:55.320 make

00:47:55.520 sense

00:47:55.860 to

00:47:56.100 rule

00:47:56.520 out

00:47:56.900 running

00:47:57.400 for

00:47:57.620 president

00:47:59.000 as the

00:47:59.340 presumptive

00:47:59.940 nominee

00:48:00.340 it

00:48:01.140 doesn't

00:48:01.540 it

00:48:02.300 does

00:48:02.520 not

00:48:02.780 make

00:48:03.020 sense

00:48:03.460 for

00:48:04.140 him

00:48:04.320 to

00:48:04.480 rule

00:48:04.720 that

00:48:04.940 out

00:48:05.200 because

00:48:05.580 even

00:48:05.760 if

00:48:05.940 he's

00:48:06.100 not

00:48:06.260 really

00:48:06.480 thinking

00:48:06.780 about

00:48:07.020 it

00:48:07.140 seriously

00:48:07.560 you

00:48:08.800 might

00:48:08.980 as well

00:48:09.200 have

00:48:09.360 the

00:48:09.540 country

00:48:09.940 thinking

00:48:10.360 about

00:48:10.680 you

00:48:10.960 seriously

00:48:11.480 because

00:48:12.480 that

00:48:12.640 could

00:48:12.820 turn

00:48:13.020 into

00:48:13.220 something

00:48:13.620 even

00:48:13.980 if

00:48:14.180 the

00:48:14.300 only

00:48:14.440 thing

00:48:14.660 it

00:48:14.780 turns

00:48:15.000 into

00:48:15.280 is

00:48:16.060 people

00:48:16.340 listen

00:48:16.700 to

00:48:16.900 him

00:48:17.040 more

00:48:17.240 carefully

00:48:17.640 because

00:48:18.520 he

00:48:18.620 has

00:48:18.780 lots

00:48:19.000 of

00:48:19.100 good

00:48:19.240 ideas

00:48:19.620 so

00:48:20.620 if

00:48:20.860 you're

00:48:21.040 listening

00:48:21.360 to

00:48:21.620 Mark

00:48:21.900 Cuban

00:48:22.460 more

00:48:22.780 carefully

00:48:23.220 during

00:48:24.440 the

00:48:24.660 crisis

00:48:25.100 you're

00:48:25.780 probably

00:48:26.020 doing

00:48:26.280 okay

00:48:26.660 TikTok

00:48:32.860 why is

00:48:33.580 everybody

00:48:33.940 mentioning

00:48:34.440 TikTok

00:48:35.040 oh

00:48:37.780 TikTok

00:48:38.240 as a

00:48:39.140 the app

00:48:39.820 that you

00:48:40.160 could make

00:48:40.680 a

00:48:41.280 okay

00:48:43.240 I got

00:48:43.960 it

00:48:44.140 so

00:48:44.340 TikTok

00:48:44.660 has that

00:48:45.400 quick

00:48:46.660 video

00:48:47.360 thing

00:48:48.140 that you

00:48:48.400 can

00:48:48.620 splice

00:48:49.160 together

00:48:49.520 somebody

00:48:50.500 said

00:48:50.800 Instructables

00:48:51.700 but I

00:48:52.080 don't

00:48:52.240 think

00:48:52.460 Instructables

00:48:53.200 has

00:48:53.480 quite

00:48:53.800 the

00:48:54.120 user

00:48:54.500 interface

00:48:54.920 I

00:48:55.100 just

00:48:55.340 described

00:48:55.980 I

00:48:56.560 know

00:48:56.780 about

00:48:57.020 Instructables

00:48:57.780 China

00:48:59.300 has it

00:48:59.860 somebody

00:49:00.920 says

00:49:01.200 TikTok

00:49:01.560 lets

00:49:01.920 you

00:49:02.040 do

00:49:02.200 it

00:49:02.380 well

00:49:02.840 you

00:49:03.380 know

00:49:03.600 that's

00:49:04.980 bad

00:49:05.240 news

00:49:05.580 because

00:49:06.300 do

00:49:07.360 people

00:49:07.660 use

00:49:07.900 TikTok

00:49:08.240 for

00:49:08.680 directions

00:49:09.260 though

00:49:09.660 is it

00:49:10.520 actually

00:49:10.740 used

00:49:11.000 for

00:49:11.140 that

00:49:11.300 I

00:49:13.560 only

00:49:13.840 know

00:49:14.060 it

00:49:14.180 for

00:49:14.280 those

00:49:14.500 dumb

00:49:14.720 little

00:49:14.920 dancing

00:49:15.320 videos

00:49:15.840 Cuban

00:49:17.840 debated

00:49:18.340 Hannity

00:49:18.980 you

00:49:22.660 know

00:49:22.800 I

00:49:22.980 have

00:49:23.140 to

00:49:23.240 watch

00:49:23.460 that

00:49:23.700 I'd

00:49:23.920 like

00:49:24.040 to

00:49:24.160 see

00:49:24.320 him

00:49:24.440 debate

00:49:24.680 Hannity

00:49:25.080 we

00:49:27.360 said

00:49:27.600 TikTok

00:49:27.920 for

00:49:28.320 fast

00:49:28.700 learners

00:49:29.140 okay

00:49:29.840 well

00:49:30.220 all

00:49:30.660 right

00:49:30.860 all

00:49:32.060 right

00:49:32.160 that's

00:49:32.400 all

00:49:32.500 I

00:49:32.540 got

00:49:32.640 for

00:49:32.760 now

00:49:32.940 I

00:49:33.140 will

00:49:33.280 talk

00:49:33.480 to

00:49:33.620 you

00:49:33.840 later

00:49:34.620 today

00:49:35.060 for

00:49:35.920 the

00:49:36.720 people

00:49:37.020 on

00:49:37.340 Locals

00:49:37.920 I've

00:49:38.260 got

00:49:38.400 a

00:49:38.520 little

00:49:38.780 lesson

00:49:39.860 for

00:49:40.120 them

00:49:40.400 they

00:49:41.040 know

00:49:41.260 what

00:49:41.400 it

00:49:41.520 is

00:49:41.800 and

00:49:42.960 they're

00:49:43.460 going

00:49:43.560 to

00:49:43.620 like

00:49:43.780 it

00:49:43.900 a

00:49:43.940 lot

00:49:44.220 could

00:49:44.860 change

00:49:45.100 your

00:49:45.220 life

00:49:45.460 I'll

00:49:46.420 talk

00:49:46.580 to

00:49:46.680 you

00:49:46.760 later

Real Coffee with Scott Adams - May 21, 2020

Episode 988 Scott Adams： Things Getting Back to Normal Because the News is About Racism Again. Normal Might be Overrated.

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