Episode 992 Scott Adams: I Put on my Angry Pope Hat and Make Rulings About Churches, Pharma, News Business and More
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1 hour and 10 minutes
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141.39677
Summary
A medical confession about a doctor-prescribed drug, and why my speech is a little off right now. Also, the FBI launched a pandemic, and I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing.
Transcript
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Hey everybody, come on in. It's time for Coffee with Scott Adams. Yeah, yeah.
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Somebody says they sense cussing today. Well there would be cussing. There would be under normal
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circumstances. But today I'll be putting on the Pope hat and making some judgments, so
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today will be a more solemn affair. But first, we must enjoy the simple pleasure of this
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simultaneous sip. It's coming up, and all you need is a cupper, a mug, a glass, a tanker,
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a chaliser, a cyan, a canteen, a drinker, a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with
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your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the
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dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better, including the damn pandemic. It's
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called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. Go. Let me start with a confession. Are
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you ready? It's a medical confession. Last night on Periscope, people asked me why I
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kept whistling when I'm talking, and you're probably going to hear it again today. And
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so many people mentioned it, and they were worried that I had an asthma wheeze, or that
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my nose was whistling, or something. So let me tell you what it was, just to get it off
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of your mind, okay? You will probably hear it again today. I was back on prednisone for
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last week or so because of the sinus problem. So it clears up my sinuses. And what happens
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is that my speech production changes completely. So the process of producing speech, which actually
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involves your old cranium situation, is a bit off right now, because at the moment I'm
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tapering off. So last night people were asking me on Periscope, are you stoned? What's wrong
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with you? And what was wrong with me is that I'm just on the tapering off part of the prednisone.
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When you're in the middle of it, it's sort of like a superpower. It just creates a just
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incredible energy and focus, and you can just do anything. Physically and mentally, you're
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just operating at about 30% better for about a week. So I used that time when I knew I would
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be operating at a higher level to get a bunch of stuff done. So whenever I've got a problem,
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I always say, all right, I've got a problem. I have to stay home for a month or whatever
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the problem is. How can I make something out of that? And then you figure out what can you
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do that you wouldn't have done before, staying home for a month. So the prednisone I knew
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was going to screw me up, it basically turns you into a different person for a while. And
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it's really freaky, because you are a different person. I mean, your personality changes.
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You know, I warn Christina, so she knows what's coming. You get more aggressive, definitely
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more aggressive. I'll tell you the weirdest thing about the prednisone. You lose all fear.
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And you don't realize it's gone until one day you think to yourself, huh, when was the last
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time I worried about anything? It's just gone. All of your fear. Now, I'm not saying that you
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should take it, of course, obviously. You know, this is a doctor-prescribed drug, and
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it's pretty dangerous stuff. If you take it too long, you get in real trouble. But the
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experience of taking it for a very short time is really mind-altering forever. It's mind-altering
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in the sense that you get to experience living in another person's life for a week, because
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you really do live in another person's life, in which you're more angry, but you're not
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afraid of anything. So it's pretty dangerous. I mean, it would be really easy to imagine
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that you could get in a fight. You know, I probably wouldn't get in a fight, but it's
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easy to imagine somebody could get in a fight like that. So I took advantage of it to do a
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whole bunch of work that I wouldn't have gotten done otherwise. Man, was I productive. Oh my
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God. The ability to focus? Incredible. The ability to work out? Incredible. So, you know, you saw
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my photos in which I was showing my, you know, my muscle growth during the pandemic. And some
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of that, I think, is because it was easier to work out, you know, just on the prednisone.
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Anyway, so if you hear that whistle, it's not my asthma. It's just my speech production
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is temporarily a little weird. Let's talk about the news. FBI Director Ray has launched an
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internal review of Michael Flynn investigation, to which all of us said, what?
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What? Are you kidding me? That the FBI Director did not already have an internal review of
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the Flynn situation? What? It sounds like the news that you think couldn't possibly be news.
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When I read this, I kept reading it thinking, did I just travel back to the past? Are you
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telling me that Ray didn't already have an internal review? Doesn't he need to get fired
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just for that? Do you have any confidence in Director Ray when you find out that he just
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started a review? And where the hell has he been? Shouldn't that guy be all over the news
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explaining stuff? I feel like he's got a lot to explain. So he might have perfectly good
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reasons for why he didn't do it. And one of those perfectly good reasons might be that
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someone else was doing it for him. So maybe he didn't need to do anything if other people
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were doing the work, Durham or somebody, the IG. So he might have a good excuse, but wouldn't
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you like to hear it? Wouldn't you like to know why you waited? So I would say this gives me
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zero confidence in the FBI. Now, of course, the FBI had a credibility problem because of
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everything from the fake Russia collusion hoax, etc. But if you assume that the biggest job
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of the Director of the FBI is to return them to credibility, could you say that the guy who's
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not showing up on TV is doing that? It feels like he's not. So I would say I would put a
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question mark on that. So I'm not going to say he's doing a bad job or that he needs to
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be fired. But I can say that the job he's done so far does not give me confidence. And I would
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think that would be job one would be to give you confidence. And he, just for myself, don't
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have it. Here's the most interesting data that I would like to have about the coronavirus
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that I don't think I'm going to get. But I really, really want this data. So there's
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a story about a woman who cut hair, I think at Supercuts or someplace, and had cut 81 customer's
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hairs after she had symptoms. Now, I don't know why she kept cutting hair when she had symptoms.
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I assume she needed the money, which is tragic in its own way. But she cut 81 customers'
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hair. So they're doing the contact tracing, and apparently she had really good records.
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So this is the interesting part. So her records were so good that people could tell exactly
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who she spent, however long it takes to give a haircut. 20 minutes? Men's haircuts, probably.
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So let's say it would last maybe 15, 20 minutes. And so there are 81 of them. Now, here's the
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interesting part. Both the customers and the person cutting the hair wore masks. So you
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had the two things put together, and this is what makes it interesting. The current working
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presumption, subject to change, of course, from the medical community, is that wearing masks
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seems to be the number one thing that helps. So they're wearing masks, the number one thing
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that helps. But at the same time, the activity that they were involved in, which is close, continuous
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contact of two people, is exactly the worst situation if you're trying to avoid getting the coronavirus.
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So you have the worst situation, protected by the best protection, and there are 81 examples.
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Don't you want to know how many of those 81 got it? That would tell you a lot, wouldn't it?
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Because we're making decisions about opening retail, we're making church decisions, every other kind of decision.
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wouldn't you really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really want to know how many of those 81 people caught it?
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I would say that should be a national story that we should follow from beginning to end.
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You know, to the extent that privacy isn't an issue, maybe it is, but I'd like to track it.
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You know, two weeks from now? Can we go back two weeks from now and test every one of those 81 people?
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Now, of course, it gets confused by the fact that they could be getting it from other sources as well,
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so maybe there's no way to test it. I guess you'd have to test them as soon as possible.
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And then, yeah, I don't know, maybe there's some way to tease out a useful number from that.
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All right, so I just want to talk about this again because it's so much fun.
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But giving credit to Gateway Pundit, who got it from, let's see, P.J. Gladnick at the Citizen's Free Press blog,
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who found this obscure little audio from a Michael's Merconish program, I don't know what it was,
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in which Amy Klobuchar had mentioned that she thinks her husband was on hydroxychloroquine
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Now, that doesn't mean the hydroxychloroquine saved him or made a difference,
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but the awkwardness that that puts her in is just sort of wonderful
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because you know that she's going to be asked about it.
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So, Klobuchar, of course, is in the news, primarily because she's still on the short list
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Now, do you think there's anybody except Kamala Harris who's on the short list anymore?
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How many people now believe that Kamala Harris will be the vice presidential pick for Biden?
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In the comments, it'll take a minute for them to catch up to real time,
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but watch the comments and see how many of you think Kamala Harris is the likely vice presidential choice.
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And I'll read them off for those listening to it.
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Harris or Klobuchar, there is no question now for Harris.
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I guess so, yep, of course, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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So at least, I don't know, three quarters of you.
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Closer to maybe half, half or 60%, maybe, say yes for Kamala.
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Check your opinion today compared to what it was two years ago
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when I first started saying that Kamala Harris would be the likely presidential candidate,
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I updated it to the idea that she would be Biden's vice presidential choice,
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but really the real power behind the throne, so essentially the candidate.
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Did you not watch that go from the least likely thing you ever thought would happen
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Did you not watch that simulation conformed to what I told you it would do for two years?
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You watched reality slowly morph into the direction I told you it was going to go?
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Now, if I miss this, I'm going to be really disappointed.
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And I think there's at least a 50% chance that it's not Harris.
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And the 50% chance is just that gigantic wild card
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that nobody really is good at guessing vice presidential picks.
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It's just a category of thing that's the hardest thing.
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In fact, I've never gotten one right in the past.
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Every time I've ever tried to guess a vice presidential pick, I've gotten it wrong.
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And it's because their selection looks pretty deeply into governors
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and people in important states, and then there's the vetting,
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and you don't know what they found out about any particular candidate.
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So in some ways, it's the most opaque thing in politics.
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It's the thing you know the least about before the actual pick happens.
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but to get this close and have a 50% chance of being right,
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So CNN has effectively taken out Biden's Me Too accuser.
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Did you see all the news yesterday about Tara Reid, the accuser of Joe Biden?
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You didn't see that because the story just went away.
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they managed to look into the accuser, Tara Reid,
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until they found out there were some discrepancies.
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There was a little bit of discrepancies in her history.
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It turns out that, at least this is the claim in the news,
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I don't have any independent information about it.
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Apparently she had claimed that she received a Bachelor's of Art degree
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but the school tells CNN that she never graduated from that university.
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So the person that we would depend on for her accurate accusation against Biden,
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the person we depend on to be credible, according to CNN,
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I always have to stop and make this distinction.
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and you can be not credible at all in telling the truth.
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So those are still possible, so I like to make that distinction.
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So I would say that Tara Reid, in my personal view of things,
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went from 100% credible when she first made the accusation,
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because she had some contemporaneous reports where she'd mentioned it,
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and it was her mom called into the Larry King show,
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and it didn't look like she had a reason to lie exactly.
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But then you tell me that at one point in her past,
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Now again, I'm depending on CNN to be telling me the truth,
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because I don't want to throw this poor woman under the bus
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Now what are the odds that CNN gave me fake news?
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So let's say that there might be more to this story about this school.
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I mean, do you really care if it turns out she was one credit short
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If it turns out she was almost a graduate or something like that,
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You know, I would say that would be close enough.
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If it turns out that this is sort of a harmless white lie,
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the sort of thing that people do on their resume,
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But if it turned out that she just made up a college
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then I don't think you can believe anything else she says.
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If it's true that she just made up a college degree,
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So I'm going to give the play of the week to CNN
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They actually looked into her until they took her out.
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It looks like they took this story right out of the news.
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Now, of course, he's getting criticized for everything.
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But that's how it's being reported on the right.
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sometimes Fox News will manufacture a little news.