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00:02:45.700 Good morning.

00:02:47.120 Good Monday morning.

00:02:48.260 Hi, Owen and Marcella.

00:02:49.460 How was your weekends?

00:02:51.140 Good, good.

00:02:52.060 good excellent thank you amazing marcella what did you do anything exciting

00:03:00.540 sorry you guys i went to coachella you guys i hung out with people and i saw justin bieber

00:03:09.660 and a few other acts the bieb was getting uh good reviews everybody seemed to enjoy him

00:03:17.740 he was really fun it was needed it was 11 p.m so oh yeah and owen how was your weekend you had

00:03:26.140 two spaces going yeah i mostly hung out at home did the normal routine but the we had a nice

00:03:32.780 conversation with subscribers and you know good after party so well nice i love an after party

00:03:39.660 all right you guys i'm erica you're at the scott adams school it is monday so i wanted to help

00:03:46.140 because there's a burning question.

00:03:49.120 People want to increase their talent stack.

00:03:52.680 And Scott answered the calls of how to do this.

00:03:57.820 So let's just take one minute so we can all,

00:04:00.660 if you don't already know,

00:04:01.620 learn a little something to add to your stack

00:04:03.900 and then we'll get into it.

00:04:06.440 One of the things I'm often asked is people say,

00:04:09.780 Scott, can you just moonwalk?

00:04:12.280 And obviously I can.

00:04:14.360 So I'd like to teach that to you.

00:04:16.140 right now. And it's based on an illusion. If you were walking forward, you'd walk like this,

00:04:23.040 or maybe not as weird as that, but you get the idea. And if you're walking normally,

00:04:28.620 the foot coming up off the ground is the one that's doing the motion. This is the one that's

00:04:34.120 taking you somewhere. But the illusion is, with the moonwalk, is that the foot that's doing moving

00:04:41.560 stays flat. Your heel and your toes stay flat, while the one that stays put does this. It creates

00:04:48.840 the illusion of backwards walking. So watch. Flat, flat, flat. Now, see it faster.

00:05:02.900 Of course, then you've got to coordinate your arms so it looks like you're really walking. 0.95

00:05:08.820 Now, I think you can tell that this is a classic case of those who can't do teach.

00:05:15.500 I can't do the moonwalk, obviously, but I kind of figured out what the illusion is.

00:05:21.640 And maybe you can figure it out while you're trapped at home.

00:05:26.600 Did he work up a sweat teaching that one?

00:05:29.520 He looked a little glossy, no?

00:05:34.140 Marcella, how's your moonwalking?

00:05:36.000 I don't know why people are texting me at this time in the morning.

00:05:38.820 um my moonwalking is terrible but i try oh and can you moonwalk i know you can i i mean i think

00:05:48.020 i used to try and do it and probably i was okay with it but i haven't tried in probably 20 years

00:05:53.460 i don't know it's been a while i think it's time for us to practice our moonwalking bring back the

00:05:59.660 running man the roger rabbit like let's see if you can still do it all and then owen said he

00:06:04.660 would give us a roger rabbit um tutorial so yeah just be careful if you're doing the moonwalk

00:06:12.280 because you're not looking where you're going so make sure you got it on the carpet yeah try to do

00:06:18.020 somewhere smooth and slippery okay yeah go ahead marcella what i was just wondering if people in

00:06:23.240 the chat are they good moonwalkers or not i wonder yeah this is the sippers of course they can moonwalk

00:06:30.740 and they have stuck oh my gosh okay so before we even get to the masters you guys so marcella

00:06:43.780 and owen and i were live texting each other during the artemis return oh my god yes i was nervous so

00:06:52.340 many of you were so cute messaging me like erica don't worry it's gonna be okay like oh my gosh

00:06:58.020 gosh, you were so cute. So we were all live texting our commentary. Some of it was hysterical.

00:07:03.260 Owen was extra funny. But listen, NASA put together about a three-minute montage of the

00:07:11.820 whole thing, and it's very cool. So let's give them their due, and let's check out the whole

00:07:18.740 mission, and then we'll come back.

00:07:28.020 Outside for their historic test flight for brave explorers ready to ride them

00:07:38.860 Taking their first steps outside for their historic test flight for brave explorers ready to ride the most powerful rocket

00:07:47.340 NASA has ever launched

00:07:50.300 Ree, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy.

00:07:53.400 We are going for our families.

00:07:55.700 We are going for our teammates.

00:07:57.500 We are going for all humanity.

00:07:59.920 Engines lit.

00:08:01.640 Four, three, two, one.

00:08:04.980 Booster ignition.

00:08:06.540 And lift off the crew of Artemis II, now bound for the moon.

00:08:12.640 Houston Integrity, great view.

00:08:14.900 This is a test flight, and so every single system aboard Orion

00:08:18.820 is getting tested by humans for the first time.

00:08:21.780 That is Earth in the center of your screen

00:08:23.660 from the Orion spacecraft looking back at all of us.

00:08:27.520 Houston is go for TLI.

00:08:29.620 With this burn to the moon, we do not leave Earth.

00:08:33.100 We choose it.

00:08:34.740 The four of us have looked at this moon our entire lives

00:08:37.080 and the way we are responding to what we are seeing out the window.

00:08:40.040 It's just like we're a bunch of little kids up here.

00:08:42.140 Just we cannot get enough of this.

00:08:45.120 That is something we have never seen before.

00:08:47.280 It's hard to wrap your mind around. I mean that sincerely. It really bends your mind.

00:08:52.740 As we prepare to go out of radio communication, to all of you down there on Earth and around Earth, we love you from the moon.

00:09:05.620 Just seeing Tycho, there's mountains to the north. You can see Copernicus, Rainier Gamma.

00:09:10.920 It's just everything from the training, but in three dimension and absolutely unbelievable.

00:09:17.280 I think there is enough for all the purpose of humanity is joy and lifting

00:09:36.800 one another up creating together this is a whole bunch of nothing this thing we

00:09:41.000 call the universe you have this oasis this beautiful place that we get to

00:09:44.720 exist together.

00:09:48.280 Well, I'll tell you, I mean, after ignition,

00:09:50.760 to me, the moment that I'm going to be most excited for

00:09:53.060 is splashdown.

00:09:54.020 There's no question about that.

00:09:55.900 Good shoots coming down off the West Coast.

00:10:09.940 And there go the first series of parachutes.

00:10:12.020 and Houston were visual two drones out the window

00:10:16.580 main chute deploy

00:10:23.340 we most importantly choose this moment to challenge this generation and in the next

00:10:31.820 to make sure this record is not long lived

00:10:34.780 this is a relay race

00:10:37.540 it takes an army to pull a mission together like this

00:10:40.920 right across all 10 of our centers, all of our commercial partners, the international partners

00:10:45.940 that come together to make this possible.

00:11:07.380 Wow.

00:11:08.460 Isn't that amazing?

00:11:10.400 Yeah, it's beautiful.

00:11:12.100 I really wish Scott was here to see it.

00:11:13.800 I think he would have had a lot of fun with this.

00:11:15.720 You know, he was around for the first one, which was before I was born.

00:11:20.540 But, you know, seeing it another time after so many years probably would have been great.

00:11:25.020 I'm sure he would have had a fun time with it.

00:11:26.660 I think so, too.

00:11:27.540 I think he would have absolutely loved this.

00:11:30.300 I could see him probably live streaming, watching it with us and getting choked up and the whole thing.

00:11:38.480 I think that he was always so inspired by that like ingenuity and just the

00:11:46.380 exploration of it all, the science of it all, the possibility of it all.

00:11:51.220 So Scott, I hope you had the better view than everybody else.

00:11:55.000 I think you did.

00:11:56.800 So you guys, did everybody watch that?

00:12:00.040 And then Marcella, what do you know about that?

00:12:02.220 Are we, so we always keep saying like the next one,

00:12:05.040 they're gonna land and then they're working on that right now i guess they said immediately they

00:12:11.380 go right into the next mission where they're working on it yeah they're gonna the artemis

00:12:16.580 three is being worked on for several you know just this this mission was also partly to figure out

00:12:24.140 you know everything about how it would work to have a crew inside orion the orion capsule the

00:12:31.820 first Artemis 1 did not have any humans in it and then that was to test what it would be like and

00:12:38.780 then this was to test now having a crew then going in into Artemis 3. So this was part of the mission

00:12:46.880 and I know that they took the capsule from the ocean was captured and they're gonna you know

00:12:52.520 study everything they found all of the different issues that Artemis 3 capsule has new shields

00:13:00.680 um for the reason that the other one had the shield thing so the shield thing like really

00:13:08.320 made me nervous um coming down um but everything went so well i am glad um there was a hiccup

00:13:17.520 about communication between the the crew and the divers and just houston being able to talk to them

00:13:26.940 which was funny. Um, because we were like, after all that, the phone doesn't work.

00:13:33.180 Yeah. The phone didn't work. The, the, the satellite comms, uh, were out. So I think

00:13:39.240 they're gonna probably look into that, but I'm excited that funding has gone into NASA further

00:13:46.940 than before in order to go, uh, and not wait 50 years or more for the next one, you know?

00:13:56.060 so yeah well i mean it sounds like the articles i've seen said it's kind of more back to the

00:14:01.900 space race where we're trying to beat china to get to the moon uh i think trump really wants

00:14:06.400 to have it happen in 2028 and artemis 3 by the way is not landing it's apparently to practice

00:14:12.060 docking their orion capsule with the lunar lander in orbit around earth and then artemis 4 which

00:14:18.520 presumably they want to have by 2028 would be when they would actually land on the moon

00:14:22.280 Okay. That's what I thought. I thought there was like another one in between.

00:14:26.600 And then how soon till I can move there? Does anyone know?

00:14:32.520 Well, Jersey's getting real expensive.

00:14:35.860 For retirement, I think I can move there in like 10 years from now.

00:14:40.440 Oh my gosh. And forget Ozempic, we'll be weightless. It won't even matter. 0.94

00:14:46.280 I'm just so proud of them. I want to be like, thank you so much to everybody involved.

00:14:52.280 like their families i mean i think as a nation and as a a world you know it's it's pretty darn

00:14:58.360 impressive so good for them welcome back um okay so a little thing called the masters happened

00:15:08.200 okay so if you don't know what the masters is we are not racist it is a uh golf tournament one of

00:15:14.440 of the biggest ones. And it takes place in Augusta, Georgia. And I am no golf expert. The

00:15:22.260 only thing I posted about it really was that I didn't realize how much I enjoyed watching golf

00:15:27.980 with my father. I used to think it was annoying. And then I realized, oh no, you know what? It's

00:15:33.740 pretty interesting watching with someone who really loves the game and knows the players

00:15:37.960 because he'd give me commentary like, now this guy and this one, and if he doesn't do that,

00:15:42.520 And I'm like, oh, so I miss that.

00:15:45.960 And I'm sure he would have been really jazzed watching this tournament.

00:15:50.640 So we would like to congratulate.

00:15:53.620 Wait, I'll wait for it.

00:15:55.380 Actually, we'll just show you a clip and then we'll talk about it.

00:15:58.760 His year again.

00:16:01.600 His year again.

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00:18:29.360 Oh, it goes on from there. And you know what? I do love the rules at Augusta of no phones,

00:18:37.440 no cell phones. It was so refreshing. I know everyone keeps talking about it,

00:18:41.840 but they have a rule. You cannot have a phone there. You will be tossed. But it's just so

00:18:47.240 nice to see everybody visually enjoying the moment and looking at his joy and pride and

00:18:52.660 the other players. And if they had a bad shot or whatever, you're really immersed in it.

00:18:57.640 And I would love to see more sports go with the no phone thing.

00:19:01.240 It was more exciting to see the clips or watch it live.

00:19:04.260 And good on him from Ireland.

00:19:08.060 Oh, and did you watch any of this?

00:19:09.840 I didn't.

00:19:10.720 I've never been a big golf person.

00:19:12.240 I used to caddy when I was young, but I never played much golf.

00:19:15.680 I tried once on a vacation with my son, but, you know, my two sons and my wife.

00:19:22.460 And we did, you know, like just play around on the course.

00:19:25.520 but um my my older son is more the athlete and he very quickly said i don't want to do this anymore

00:19:32.880 because he was playing baseball and uh he was worried it was going to mess up his swing because

00:19:37.940 it's a different swing and so he's like if i keep playing golf i'm not gonna be able to hit the

00:19:42.940 baseball anymore so that was pretty much the end of golf for us as a family um that was his by the

00:19:49.100 way his second win was that that was back to back right yeah back to back pretty amazing

00:19:54.760 yeah and i mean to your point about sort of appreciating it with an expert i think that's

00:19:59.460 a good one that you know i felt that way about baseball because when i played baseball as a kid

00:20:03.880 i hated it i just didn't enjoy it at all i was terrible at it which is probably the most

00:20:07.900 biggest reason for that is that i just wasn't good at it but um i just like this is boring why

00:20:13.520 you know why do people even watch this and um it wasn't until my son started playing it that

00:20:19.020 all changed and it really was because all of a sudden he could explain all the intricate things

00:20:23.900 going on that you don't even really notice if you're not an expert um and that makes it more

00:20:28.580 interesting like it's just if you really dig in and understand the the subtleties of things or

00:20:34.660 the strategy or the you know battles going back and forth that might not be obvious but are there

00:20:40.800 if you look for them um it then becomes much more interesting so i learned to kind of appreciate

00:20:45.900 baseball but also kind of broaden that to other topics where it's like there may be things that

00:20:49.880 I just said, I have no interest in that at all. But now at least I understand maybe I would be

00:20:54.520 interested if I just understood it better. Yeah, I fully agree with that. And playing

00:21:00.420 a few rounds also helps to understand just how difficult it is. And I actually think baseball

00:21:08.540 and golf are probably the most like, oh, it's just going to come right out with a bad word,

00:21:14.380 Erica, the most like mind effing sports, like every, like, you know, you're so in your head

00:21:20.640 and, you know, when you're squaring up to a ball, whether it's a baseball or a golf ball,

00:21:26.560 you know, you got to like get the noise out of your head, focus. Like I hear something,

00:21:30.260 if someone's looking at me, don't whiff it. Don't, you know, don't take your eye off the ball,

00:21:34.200 you know, am I going to, and it's like, so it's just an immense amount of concentration.

00:21:39.260 Marcella, how's your golf swing?

00:21:42.560 I am very good, indeed.

00:21:44.580 I love sports, so I love golf.

00:21:47.180 I love every single sport, but I missed it, you know?

00:21:51.280 So, but now the spoiler, now I know Rory won, so it's okay.

00:21:56.900 I mean, I still miss Tiger, to be honest, the Tiger years.

00:22:02.620 But that's just me.

00:22:04.280 Rory's great.

00:22:06.980 Really wonderful that he won twice.

00:22:09.260 Um, I love that course, uh, beautiful and yeah, it's just, George is beautiful.

00:22:16.140 Yes.

00:22:16.720 And they had what they had great weather, everything.

00:22:18.920 It was, it was perfect you guys for the masters.

00:22:21.080 And, uh, I know like the TPC comes soon and I've actually been to that.

00:22:26.440 My brother, uh, lives right by where the players championship is another beautiful course.

00:22:31.900 Um, so congratulations, Rory and to all the people that love golf.

00:22:36.520 Good for you.

00:22:37.300 you guys had a great weekend watching i hope you loved it muscle memory yes muscle memory um

00:22:44.660 and oh wait i just love this picture wait look at them and wait the woman with the green and

00:22:51.060 white striped dress look at her expression with her hands folded i love her so cute okay that was

00:23:01.140 that. So I think we're going to get into a little bit of current events and news. And you guys,

00:23:07.600 I saw your comments on Friday about all the things going on in Ireland. And BJ is going to

00:23:16.300 be on with us on Wednesday. And who better to talk about this than the man who has the book

00:23:22.720 Honking for Freedom. So we're going to talk to BJ about Ireland. BJ, if you're listening,

00:23:28.420 it's coming i just horse clicked him but owen can you start us off with uh something breezy

00:23:36.280 um sure well i mean at least in terms of good news eric swalwell has suspended his campaign

00:23:42.960 for governor uh so he is out of the race although he isn't actually completely out of the race

00:23:48.460 because apparently he missed the deadline to drop out so his name is going to be on the ballot even

00:23:52.880 though he's not running um which i think is good news as well because most people won't go for him

00:23:58.840 because they know he's suspended his campaign and they know about all these scandals that are

00:24:01.860 dropping seemingly on a daily basis there was a new video from jack masobic with more

00:24:06.180 footage of him with who they think is a sex worker um and it just seems like every day there's

00:24:12.580 another thing dropping it's this little drip drip drip watergate style scandal but um you know so

00:24:18.740 but because he's on the ballot that means some people who aren't informed which we all know

00:24:22.720 a lot of people might end up voting for him. And so that would take votes away from the other

00:24:28.140 Democrats. And I think it's June that they have this open primary sort of thing where you pick

00:24:33.700 the top two and then that goes to the November ballot. So that I think raises the odds in my

00:24:39.780 mind that we're going to have a Republican governor in California. I do too. What does

00:24:47.380 our california resident think to me um him um basically is the left canceling him they knew

00:24:55.760 long ago we all knew at least people that live nearby were in politics knew of his background

00:25:02.500 um here's my meta question though like nick shirley exposed all this stuff in minnesota

00:25:07.860 and then we heard oh they knew about this for years and then california is the same way and

00:25:12.460 now we have swalwell and it's like how many more things are out there where everybody knows

00:25:16.400 it's talked about locally but it just doesn't hit the national news and why doesn't it hit the

00:25:20.460 national news well there's a lot about shift that doesn't hit the national news that we know about

00:25:25.700 ed buck and him but i could go into different angles of that but in regards to eric's while

00:25:32.600 we'll drop being of being forced to drop out that was just a democrat move in order to consolidate

00:25:39.280 the democrat vote uh because there was a time there was a point in time where steve hilton

00:25:45.260 and chad bianco who are both republican candidates were head to head and they could

00:25:50.960 become the only candidates for governor of california after the primary um for the primary

00:25:58.260 but they have picked i believe katie porter is who they picked as the person to be the governor

00:26:08.580 of California or Tom Steyer. So they wanted Eric out. He didn't want to be out. And so he was

00:26:15.600 forced out in order to consolidate the vote. So this is very, politics is very dirty. One thing

00:26:22.760 I was going to comment on is that Jack put that video on and many other people did of Eric Swalwell

00:26:31.460 allegedly with a woman, a prostitute, blah, blah, blah. But one thing that I noticed is that he

00:26:38.520 never blinks he never worries that he's on video yeah yeah so he seems to have real think that he

00:26:47.000 has that kind of power um to just be able to do whatever he wants well i think that they know they

00:26:54.680 have that kind of power um pelosi personally has given it to them she knows all the stuff going on

00:27:01.560 And like I saw George Santos, um, he wrote a thing or he, you know, he made a post on X, uh, if you guys remember George Santos, he was a congressman and he was booted out because he lied about who he was up lied about who he was.

00:27:17.900 I don't know any politicians that do that, but, um, you know, he said, as we all know, you know, Swalwell is not the only one with these dirty secrets.

00:27:27.140 There's many, many people on the left and the right and da, da, da, da, da.

00:27:30.540 And I'm like, so spill it.

00:27:33.220 Say it, George, if you know and you're going to come this far.

00:27:36.920 I don't know why people stop short.

00:27:39.620 Just say it if you know who it is.

00:27:41.480 It's very frustrating, Owen.

00:27:43.040 And I also think maybe you'll be seen as a hero if you come out and just name the names.

00:27:49.980 Be the whistleblower.

00:27:51.020 it's the drip drip is obnoxious and that that there's even a fund that takes you know money

00:27:59.060 to pay off people that are accusing these people I know we've discussed this before but why are

00:28:04.880 they immune from the same laws that they actually put out there for everybody else so it's very

00:28:11.900 frustrating I wonder who will blow the whistle it's not a double entendre so yeah I mean I

00:28:21.000 And also, I love how they're like, well, yeah, he shouldn't be able to run for governor, but he's totally not too disgusting for Congress.

00:28:31.840 He can stay a congressman, but governor, help me understand that.

00:28:37.540 Well, that just tells you that it is all a political play, right?

00:28:40.400 It's just this is what we want to happen, so we're going to take him out from that.

00:28:44.400 But we're just going to pretend like it doesn't require any sort of other action.

00:28:48.700 And, and, you know, cause if they really were disgusted about it, then they would, they would

00:28:53.720 ask, they would expel him from the house. That would be the first thing they would do probably.

00:28:58.480 And so the fact that they're not just tells you this is all a political game. It has nothing to

00:29:03.520 do with them being really upset. It's not that they're sincerely worried about all this behavior

00:29:08.580 from him. And it's just a political maneuver. Yeah. Lucinda, I see you, you said the part

00:29:16.740 that surprises me is the constant shifting of the Democrats regarding whether it is okay or not okay

00:29:22.160 to be positive about sex workers or sex. In this instance, with Swalwell, when it suited them,

00:29:28.140 they are now against it. Well, yeah, I mean, the hypocrisy in any situation is always the

00:29:33.580 most frustrating. I mean, if Swalwell were a Republican, Swalwell would be demanding that

00:29:40.940 this person be tossed out of Congress. So yeah, it's like, oh, no, we'll just punish him by saying

00:29:45.900 just get out of that race. But we need you because you're one of our designated liars and you know 1.00

00:29:51.120 all the secrets. So you have to stay in Congress. And that's really just what's happening. It's a

00:29:56.960 shame, you guys. I don't know if there's any changing it. I have no idea. Yes. If this was

00:30:02.880 Matt Gaetz, forget it. All right. So he's out, but he's on the ballot. And it's, you know,

00:30:11.200 and i love too how he said these allegations are completely false and i'm dropping out you know and

00:30:17.360 i'm going to investigate and elon's like yes yes please please definitely look into these false

00:30:22.640 allegations well i mean to be honest not to defense walwell anybody can come up with allegations

00:30:29.600 right before an election is done and and that in itself harms you um regardless if you prove it or

00:30:36.640 not you know so that's what they tried to do with um with everyone president trump with uh the

00:30:45.440 playboy what's her name oh uh stormy stormy daniels how can i forget her name um so i mean

00:30:53.740 this is something that they always try right at the cusp of election um and the issue is that it's

00:31:00.740 not whether you prove your innocence or not is just having the accusation of being made is enough

00:31:08.680 to destroy you so yeah and you know what though it didn't destroy biden you know it's very selective

00:31:14.700 it's very yes it did not um well i think this is like the there will always be these october

00:31:22.880 surprises um because it is a well-known and you know successful political tactic but um it depends

00:31:30.220 on the media to support it and to distribute it like that's the distribution channel for these

00:31:35.020 things i mean the the reason it's actually getting traction on swallow is because the media is

00:31:39.260 covering it even if there were people coming out and talking about it if the media just ignored it

00:31:43.800 then it wouldn't go anywhere and it wouldn't upset people and it wouldn't become this big scandal

00:31:48.020 that everybody's talking about and so i think the media is the one that kind of is the gatekeeper

00:31:53.020 there where they're going to say if it's about biden we're just not going to cover it and pretend

00:31:56.560 it's not a story and that's what they did for years right with his mental issues and all that

00:32:01.640 and um you know but look back to when trump was running yeah in 2016 especially it's like

00:32:08.060 that was all over the news every single day on every single station you know you go back to 2020

00:32:13.400 with covid and they had their live tracker of how many deaths that they were attributing to trump

00:32:17.780 and like they're they're a huge mouthpiece for this that they're steering that conversation

00:32:24.640 And it's kind of disingenuous for them to say, oh, we're just reporting the news objectively, because they're clearly not. And they're clearly very selective in terms of supporting and defending or censoring any bad news about their people. But then they're all over the other side.

00:32:40.200 That's right.

00:32:41.420 All right. Well, to be continued. But I think right now, so does that have, do we have Steve Hilton in the lead now in California?

00:32:50.780 he is in the lead right now um i believe he has um he's now 22 percent in the lead in the last

00:32:59.700 polls so um but you know it's the first two people that can pass on eric swalwell was second

00:33:08.080 and then chad bianca was third now the 18 percent that eric had like you said he stays on the ballot

00:33:15.660 So I'm not sure what's going to happen with because I think a lot of people will challenge a lot of people like Eric Swalwell in California, meaning like they can see beyond this, meaning they can see that it was sort of created in order to get him out.

00:33:34.020 I'm not sure if they're going to still vote for him.

00:33:36.900 They are very united when it comes to certain things.

00:33:39.720 So who knows?

00:33:40.320 California it has a very strange crop of politicians I mean I was thinking about it

00:33:48.340 today and I was just like from Ted Lieu to Pelosi to Newsom to Swalwell Schiff I mean like they're

00:33:55.680 all the designated liars like why are they all in California is Pelosi just like this mob boss

00:34:01.440 over there it's amazing I think she did hand select a lot of these people I think she did

00:34:05.740 And I think, I mean, one aspect is that they're, they know that it's so Democrat, you know, like they have a guaranteed victory in many of these races.

00:34:14.980 So they don't have to worry about whether they do something controversial.

00:34:19.100 Whereas if you're in a swing state, you have to worry about that.

00:34:21.880 And so that's one element of it.

00:34:24.180 But I think, you know, another piece is that because Pelosi is kind of hand selecting these people, she's probably figuring out, okay, what can we do with this?

00:34:31.500 We've got this strength where we can just put in basically whoever we want.

00:34:34.380 And I see that as kind of a broader theme within the Democrat Party, that it seems like they're very much hand-selecting. They're not just letting people choose to run and then letting the best man win. It's more, this is the one we chose. And the DNC and everybody just gets behind that one candidate.

00:34:51.420 And this is an example where you see it shifting, where they were all behind Swalwell, and then now that they realize they can't do that, now they're just going to shift over to one of the others.

00:34:59.820 And it seems like it's not that way on the Republican side, in my opinion.

00:35:05.100 I mean, there certainly is the Trump endorsement factor, but it doesn't seem like the entire RNC just says, okay, we're going to pick this person, and that that ends up being the candidate all the time.

00:35:17.420 Yeah. I mean, it is so wildly corrupt. And why don't we have – oh, never mind. I don't want to go into all that. What, Marcella? You go, girl.

00:35:24.980 My last point is that, of course, the Democrats wouldn't go for a white male. So, I mean, he was definitely on a ticking time clock that he wasn't going to be the candidate.

00:35:36.800 it yeah he's not going to be picked either that's why i said katie porter or via ragosa or any of

00:35:43.920 the other um di it would be amazing come on we all know entertaining would be katie porter

00:35:54.000 she would be not not for me well it should be entertaining not as governor but just to be

00:36:01.520 the one running would be so fun as long as steve hilton wins yeah and i doubt it has a 1.00

00:36:08.000 dark sexual path past i really probably doubtful yeah but oh she'd be spicy no but she has that 1.00

00:36:15.960 problem with her staff where she's got those scandals going on where she's had that leaked 0.98

00:36:21.400 footage and all that i don't know how serious that's going to be but um you know i i tend to

00:36:26.320 think you know the the best chance is that if if we can just get the two republicans in june then

00:36:31.020 she's just shut out of the the race if it ends up being hilton versus porter then you know i'm

00:36:37.560 guessing she would win but we'll see linda on youtube says newsom is white yes but he has been

00:36:43.320 pre-picked a long time ago don't forget about his auntie nancy pelosi uh and he's good looking and

00:36:50.500 he has hair and he's tall i mean he's got all of it i think the family connections are the main

00:36:57.460 thing i think yeah that's you know an exception to all these rules when you have somebody that you

00:37:02.420 you know can count on to be loyal to you because of family connections and things like that then

00:37:07.360 they just pretend none of that dei stuff exists but then when you get outside of that then that's

00:37:13.240 when the dei stuff comes in and they decide okay we're gonna go with the minority or the woman or

00:37:18.740 whatever yeah well interesting in my opinion just to wrap up this section we'll go to marcel in a

00:37:23.620 second, but is that, you know, so Newsome will be a lot of fun because he does, you know, this stuff

00:37:31.880 and we can watch all of his lies. And then you have his wife, who's just amazing entertainment

00:37:36.900 and then Katie Porter. So I think that that would be a lot of fun. And I could just see Katie,

00:37:43.360 remember how she yelled at that journalist who was interviewing her and she's like,

00:37:47.340 why are you asking me these questions? And it's like, I'm interviewing you.

00:37:52.160 So imagine her in a debate, getting debate questions.

00:37:55.640 Ooh, it would be so fun.

00:37:56.920 Okay.

00:37:57.580 So, Marcela, give us another story, would you?

00:38:00.500 So the other story is the blockade came into effect.

00:38:06.360 And from Iran, our blockade came into effect at 10 a.m. Eastern time, 7 a.m. Pacific.

00:38:16.720 This is the United States blockade.

00:38:18.600 the ships entering or exiting Iran ports. And President Trump just posted on Truth Social,

00:38:27.760 Iran's Navy is laying at the bottom of the sea, completely obliterated 158 ships. What we have

00:38:33.240 not hid are their small number of what they call fast attack ships, because we did not consider

00:38:40.040 them much of a threat warning. If any of these ships come anywhere close to our blockade,

00:38:45.700 they will be immediately eliminated that's capital letters using the same system of kill that we use

00:38:53.300 against the drug dealers on boats at sea it's a quick and brutal he put a ps ps 98.2 percent of

00:39:03.940 drugs coming into the u.s very specific by ocean or sea have stopped capitalized thank you for your

00:39:12.560 attention to this matter, President DJT. So the blockade, as we know that Iran and the United

00:39:22.040 States had peace talks in Islamabad, Pakistan. J.D. Vance, Vice President J.D. Vance went there with

00:39:31.540 Steve Withcoff and Jared Kushner and many other people, and they tried to negotiate peace with

00:39:40.220 Iran. The main thing was to get them to stop having nuclear weapons and be able to just

00:39:48.640 basically seize any kind of nuclear, anything. Allegedly from Vice President J.D. Vance,

00:39:56.160 that was not something that they wanted to do. And so after 20 hours of negotiation in Islamabad,

00:40:04.500 he said this is my best offer if take it or leave it and then he left um and they have ceased

00:40:14.980 negotiations for now um and then a few hours later uh president donald trump said that he

00:40:23.300 would blockade the strait of hormuz um and block any iranian ships coming from and to around

00:40:32.080 basically uh destroying their ability to economic ability to make money so there you are oh and then

00:40:41.820 he did post like a huge one that i won't i won't make owen read but this was like like another bill

00:40:50.100 akman social post um now nobody really knows how the blockade is actually going to be done exactly

00:41:01.360 um are they if a ship comes through the Strait of Hormuz from Iran are they going to stop it

00:41:07.340 take it over eliminate it what is it exactly a lot of Chinese ships are the ones receiving that

00:41:16.540 crude oil um the only ships are allowed in or out of Iran is for humanitarian reasons um what

00:41:24.460 does that look like? I don't know, but, um, basically we're a standstill. Um, now the, uh,

00:41:35.840 crude oil prices, WTI did go up in price, obviously, because a lot of the, a lot of

00:41:42.120 the oil comes from the Strait of Hormuz. So as you know, even before then there was issues

00:41:47.300 with Iran allowing this oil to go through. So now he's, Trump is saying, okay, so you're going to

00:41:55.920 use straight of Hormuz as your leverage. Well, I'm going to take your leverage away

00:42:00.500 and I am going to blockade your leverage. So it's, it's as, as Scott would say, it's basically,

00:42:10.060 it's taking away what was there to be used against us now it is very risky because it's

00:42:19.440 going to lead to a lot of economic consequences and possibly international consequences with

00:42:25.360 governments that were not involved before like china so there you are

00:42:31.260 everybody's speechless i muted myself happy blockade day yeah i blocked myself all right

00:42:41.060 so owen what's your take on this whole debacle well it certainly surprised me that that the u.s

00:42:47.580 would blockade the straight of hormuz that that wasn't something i would have expected to happen

00:42:52.220 because he's been demanding it to be open for so long that for him to say now we're blocking it is

00:42:56.780 kind of surprising move. But again, that's back to Trump and his negotiation and doing

00:43:01.760 unpredictable things. So I guess it is a pattern that he would potentially do a lot of unexpected

00:43:06.720 things that nobody was predicting as part of this negotiation. But I think it would be kind of

00:43:15.880 almost unbelievable to me to say we're going to potentially sink a tanker.

00:43:20.360 I can't imagine Trump actually doing that. But it may not be necessary like a lot of these things

00:43:26.680 where it's like if as long as you say it's closed then people just say i'm not going through because

00:43:31.060 i don't want to take the risk um and that is enough to stop things but you know it's interesting

00:43:38.080 to me just to think about like where does it go from here because i i tend to think that you know

00:43:43.540 the power plants are probably not the next step the best speculation i have would be that if they

00:43:48.780 can't make a deal with the current leadership they're talking to if they know where they are

00:43:52.880 Maybe they'll just take them out and say, we'll start over with a new crew, just like they stripped away the first three layers of leadership. Maybe they'll just say, now we'll do another fourth round and start with a new group or some other leader that they think might be better off and more amenable to things.

00:44:07.740 But my best guess is right now they want to give it some time because it's just that classic negotiation tactic of walking away from the table and saying, okay, you know, if you're not willing to compromise on these things, then we're done. And the next step is really just to wait and see what the next step is on the other side to say, okay, are you going to come back to me and say, no, no, no, we really are willing to talk or are you just going to let it go? And then at that point there would have to be some military action taken.

00:44:35.380 But I think, you know, for now, it does seem like he's taking a different approach, going in a different direction in terms of, you know, it isn't like, okay, now it's power plant day again.

00:44:47.100 It's more like we're doing a blockade.

00:44:48.640 We're, you know, shutting down all the shipments.

00:44:50.560 We're going to starve you out.

00:44:52.320 And maybe that's just the next tactic that they're going to try to see if they can make a deal.

00:44:57.820 Okay.

00:44:59.260 I guess we wait and see.

00:45:00.640 10 a.m.

00:45:01.240 It's 10 or 44 minutes into it now.

00:45:03.440 So all right. Who's has a story next for us?

00:45:11.280 Well, Trump and the Pope are fighting.

00:45:14.800 That's what I was going to talk about, the Pope.

00:45:16.640 Oh, you can go ahead. Go ahead.

00:45:18.880 No, no, go ahead and go ahead because I was going to make you read.

00:45:24.080 Well, I think Trump's, I think the Pope started it by, you know, his normal anti-war message,

00:45:31.040 but I think he was kind of pointed towards criticizing what Trump was doing in Iran.

00:45:35.800 And so, of course, Trump responds with his true socials.

00:45:40.940 I can try and read through this.

00:45:42.460 I think I've got it right here.

00:45:44.300 It's, I don't want a pope who thinks it's okay for Iran to have a nuclear weapon.

00:45:48.020 I don't want a pope who thinks it's terrible that America attacked Venezuela,

00:45:51.260 a country that was sending massive amounts of drugs into the United States,

00:45:53.920 and even worse, emptying their prisons, including murderers, drug dealers, 0.95

00:45:57.820 and killers into our country.

00:45:59.000 And I don't want a pope who criticizes the president of the United States because I'm doing exactly what I was elected in a landslide to do, setting record low numbers in crime and creating the greatest stock market in history.

00:46:10.860 Leo should get his act together as pope, use common sense, stop catering to the radical left, and focus on being a great pope, not a politician.

00:46:17.980 It's hurting him very badly, and more importantly, it's hurting the Catholic Church.

00:46:21.220 and uh then the pope was on a plane and responded that he didn't want to debate with trump

00:46:29.420 um and he says i don't think the message of the gospel is meant to be abused in the way that some

00:46:34.500 people are doing i will continue to speak out loudly against war looking to promote peace

00:46:38.820 promote promoting dialogue and multilateral relationships among the states to look for

00:46:42.780 solutions to problems too many people are suffering in the world today basically it's just

00:46:47.160 you know, the normal anti-war message again. So I'm sure Scott would say, gee, I'm so shocked

00:46:52.480 that the Pope is taking this position. Marcella? Well, I mean, a lot of people got offended by

00:47:01.280 the truth social pose by Trump. And President Trump also posted a meme of himself as a healer,

00:47:09.940 uh some say as Jesus Christ but um it's just a meme and last year I think somebody reminded us

00:47:17.220 that that President Trump posted himself as a meme as the Pope himself um looking like the

00:47:26.280 Pope himself you know and as we know Scott would have the Pope had and so we can um you know

00:47:33.700 um make light of it it's not a it's not a um it's not saying anything about catholics in general

00:47:42.960 but i think that if the pope is going to talk about peace and if the pope is going to be this

00:47:50.200 um light for uh jesus christ here on earth that he should also bring up things that are happening

00:47:57.440 and spain in france and in italy um that there's many uh islamist attacks there um many priests

00:48:07.620 have been attacked one was completely beheaded in france more than one i think i you know so

00:48:16.000 it seems like he only picks on president trump and the united states but he should also talk

00:48:24.140 about the rest of the world that's my perspective on that yeah i don't know if he i don't know if

00:48:30.420 he does like if i just never saw it but it does seem very one-sided didn't someone say that david

00:48:37.840 axelrod just went over there a couple of weeks ago to talk to the pope yeah that was part of it

00:48:42.500 too that he he met with the democrat strategist and i think trump had some comment about that

00:48:47.580 too just saying he's meeting with david axelrod and you know that shows his bias why is david

00:48:53.020 Axelrod going over there? Well, from a political strategy standpoint, I think it makes a lot of

00:48:58.680 sense because there are a lot more Catholics that are Republican, right? So it's a way of going

00:49:05.220 after Trump's base. It's a way of potentially trying to- Right. But like you're saying,

00:49:08.980 political. It's political. Why is the Pope political? There's no reason for David Axelrod

00:49:14.340 to go over there unless he has a political agenda. So clearly that's the focus of it.

00:49:19.580 The question would be why would the Pope meet with him and spend time with him because that doesn't make any sense.

00:49:25.320 There is no religious reason to meet with a political strategist.

00:49:29.940 Are Axelrod and the Pope both from Chicago?

00:49:35.360 Is Axelrod from Chicago?

00:49:38.720 I don't know.

00:49:40.020 I don't remember him being from Chicago.

00:49:42.820 I think I would have heard about that.

00:49:44.760 Let's see.

00:49:45.100 Oh, here.

00:49:45.460 um obama obama henchman david axelrod met with pope leo last week uh was to coordinate a media

00:49:54.280 propaganda blitz and quasi color revolution designed to separate faithful that's from cynical

00:50:00.140 publius publius on x um it looks like axelrod is from new york but he did work as a political

00:50:09.480 reporter in at the chicago tribune okay thank you interesting okay i don't have anything further to

00:50:16.200 add i just wish the pope would just be the pope and just stfu about the rest of the stuff so

00:50:22.080 okay uh marcella you're on deck um so more good news for someone not for us sorrows wins in

00:50:33.320 Hungary. The Hungary elections were on on Sunday and Victor Orban after 16 years is no longer going

00:50:44.720 to be in power. Neither is his party. The prime minister has been there for 16 years. There's

00:50:51.500 allegations that have been made kind of like the Nick Shirley allegations, but over there in regards

00:50:58.680 to corruption and Budapest and the Budapest government, the Hungarian, possibly there

00:51:08.080 may be truth to corruption.

00:51:10.160 You know, if you've been in power for 16 years, there's going to be the same people that are

00:51:15.160 going to benefit from it.

00:51:18.300 So instead of him, the challenger, Peter Magar, sorry for the pronunciation is from the center

00:51:27.800 right TISA party. And, um, I think some people were saying good things about him saying that

00:51:35.000 he was not, uh, he was anti-immigration still because he is center right. Uh, but the people

00:51:42.000 that celebrated him were the Soros type of people. So I, you know, Alex Soros was posted

00:51:50.940 on X that he, that the people of Hungary have taken back their country and a resounding

00:51:56.700 rejection of the entrenched corruption and foreign interference. And they won by a landslide. So they

00:52:04.360 have super, what we call super majority. And they're trying to, the party of TISA party is

00:52:11.340 trying to bring back Hungary to the European Union. And as you know, the European Union

00:52:18.680 has their way of thinking of this globalist thinking of the world and not local but global

00:52:29.600 not allowing you to do certain things business-wise and any other portion we don't have

00:52:38.820 that in America but the Europeans people that I know in Europe like if they want to do certain 0.96

00:52:45.400 things it's not even their local government or their federal government they have to go a third

00:52:51.800 layer is the the european union sometimes decide these things so it's interesting that they won

00:53:00.120 it doesn't seem organic um i know that the vice president jd vance was there on friday to try to

00:53:08.520 help out. But a lot of people were really against the prime minister, Victor Orban. And so

00:53:19.000 President Trump sort of loses that friend in Europe.

00:53:25.880 All right. Sounds bad for Hungary because the EU is, you know, the ones that are doing the

00:53:31.400 open borders and kind of forcing people onto these countries. And I think Hungary was one

00:53:36.200 of the only holdouts that was able to not participate in that and so if the agenda now 0.70

00:53:43.800 is to bring them back into the eu it sounds like they're basically trying to give up their

00:53:47.000 sovereignty and let brussels just rule over hungary all right well you know if soros is happy

00:53:56.440 i don't think i should be happy is how i'm gonna read that one and you know and if soros is have

00:54:02.440 anything to do with an election i'm sure it was totally fair and legit so all right owen give

00:54:09.420 give us something we've got uh seven minutes so give us some juice would you well uh hamas is

00:54:16.260 apparently still resisting the trump gaza peace plan they are meeting with the egyptian negotiators

00:54:21.540 on that um they're trying trying to just serve their own interests of course they're trying to

00:54:27.100 halt what they call early violations and want to get idf withdrawal and reopen the borders and get

00:54:31.980 more aid um and uh you know the they also are still rejecting any disarmament they're saying

00:54:41.000 the quote is the resistance and its weapons are the umas which i think is the islamic nations

00:54:47.640 honor and pride uh their spokesman said and then a thousand statements are not worth a single

00:54:53.440 projectile of iron so sounds like they aren't finished yet i know that's kind of falling out

00:55:00.600 of the news, but it's still going on. And I'm sure we'll have to revisit that at some point. But

00:55:05.240 my guess is it's probably kind of just going on in the background right now. And Trump is most

00:55:10.720 likely not paying a whole lot of attention to what's going on in Gaza, given his other issues

00:55:14.680 that he's facing. Yeah. I'm very confused about all of this. I feel like I just need time.

00:55:22.900 Everything changes, then you get spun up with other stories. And I don't know. It's a wait

00:55:30.460 and see at this point. Oh, Mike Burt, he said, talk about Ireland. We're going to talk about

00:55:35.180 that on Wednesday when BJ is here. We are going to talk about it. Okay. Marcella, do you want to

00:55:40.260 add to this Hamas situation? No, I have no further point to add to it. I know. I wish them good luck 0.55

00:55:51.700 on all sides. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Marcella, give us something juicy. I have something really juicy

00:56:00.400 But it's very complicated. So I'll try to explain it in like five minutes. So the documents, there's documents that were classified by the director of national intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, based on a request by Just the News.

00:56:16.080 It's a news outlet, and it's a conservative news outlet, and this is regarding the alleged whistleblower that led to the 2019 impeachment of President Trump.

00:56:31.380 And this was regarding President Trump using, allegedly using aid to Ukraine and conversations with Ukraine in order to have Ukraine look into Hunter Biden and former, not former, Joe Biden,

00:56:58.980 Congress, Senator Joe Biden at the time to look into their relation with Burisma and everything,

00:57:07.340 all the corruption that was alleged. I say alleged because, you know, it hasn't been proven,

00:57:13.000 but so basically what these documents show is that the whistleblower, the cost,

00:57:20.420 the alleged investigation into president Trump was shockingly, you can fill in the shock

00:57:28.460 um was potentially biased and to worse the democratic party um he the the documents showed

00:57:39.340 that he was of cia analyst whitely identified uh with i won't give out his name but there's

00:57:48.400 possibility that they have his name um and that was redacted from the documents he had potential

00:57:55.860 for bias because he included democratic party registration uh prior work with ukrainian policy

00:58:04.340 with vice president joe biden submitted false information at least the documents say that he

00:58:10.260 submitted false information in his formal complaint uh relied heavily on second and third

00:58:16.660 hand hearsay rather than direct knowledge of the july 2019 trump celinski phone call

00:58:22.980 So there was a phone call between Trump and Zelensky, which prompted the impeachment. However, the whistleblower that made these complaints about President Trump doing this crime, illegally using his powers to make it easier for him, for President Trump to become president again.

00:58:51.020 um all of those allegations that were talked about in reverse to this phone call didn't come

00:58:57.900 actually from the phone call from what the documents show it came from testimony by second

00:59:02.900 and third people that he heard of the phone call he himself never heard the phone call

00:59:10.220 the whistleblower he contacted democratic staff on the house intelligence committee

00:59:16.440 led by Adam Schiff before filing the official complaint, then apologize to investigate for

00:59:23.200 misleading them about the extent of those contacts. Because once he whistled blue,

00:59:30.840 however you want to say it, once he made his complaint, there's an investigation,

00:59:35.340 a formal investigation made. And one of the things that came up when they were investigating

00:59:41.060 is that they question whether he had contacts with Democratic politicians and anybody at the

00:59:49.760 House or Congress or whatever. And so I guess from what the documents show is that he then

00:59:56.060 apologized to the investigators because he didn't actually inform them of all the contacts that he

01:00:03.140 had um he hid his complaint to republican members he criticized gop congressmen in discussion with

01:00:11.140 the watchdog just basically what you would assume but now there's documents showing

01:00:18.020 the the bias and the accusations were just basically he was lawfare uh the first impeachment

01:00:26.580 that was done against him was against president trump was from what the documents show it seemed

01:00:32.580 to be a lawfare thing against him wow not necessarily anything i'm sure it's going to

01:00:39.940 become a bigger story it just came out this morning so so we'll we'll we'll try to uh

01:00:46.660 condense it down and give you more details on that tomorrow when we return it's a it's a big

01:00:51.940 big deal um tulsi is crushing it okay so you guys oh yay right on time marcella you did it

01:01:02.580 You guys, the three of us will return tomorrow, um, with a whole new show for you.

01:01:07.640 And let me just see, um, let me just make sure.

01:01:11.100 So I told you BJ will be here on Wednesday and we're going to talk about what's going

01:01:17.440 on in Ireland, the trucker convoy there.

01:01:20.420 Um, the, the, I am so fricking inspired by the Irish people.

01:01:25.980 Like I'm just like, go, go, go, like set the examples, set the tone and guess who's

01:01:31.380 coming on Thursday, Joshua Lysak will be here with us. And, um, that's going to be just such

01:01:37.980 a great day too. So I just, um, on behalf of Owen and Marcella and myself, we really appreciate you

01:01:45.260 guys being here for us every day and, um, joining in the simultaneous sip and the Scott Adams

01:01:52.340 school. We will be back tomorrow. Um, in the meantime, we want to, uh, give a final toast

01:01:59.480 to shelly and to our beloved scott adams uh we miss you and oh crusher that picture is scary

01:02:08.040 um and the three of us will be back tomorrow owen and marcella thank you so much for a great show

01:02:14.680 today and we'll see you guys in the morning okay be useful all right to scott to scott

01:02:22.840 bye you guys look what we're like bye oh and wave oh that's what we need to add a wave

01:02:36.060 is add a wave see you later you guys bye guys some say the bubbles in an arrow truffle piece

01:02:42.660 can take 34 seconds to melt in your mouth sometimes the very amount you're stuck at

01:02:47.160 the same red light rich creamy chocolatey arrow truffle feel the arrow bubbles melt it's mind

01:02:54.480 bubbling. Bye, guys. Let me see. Can I? You guys. Hi. I'm like, hi, bye, Jim Courtney.

01:03:18.340 I'm still here watching you guys later skater you guys thank you so much stay

01:03:31.720 Bueller Bueller hi Gracie it's just us shh I never know when I'm gonna just stay for a minute

01:03:46.020 And Jay, you guys, I have to bring... Okay. So I was like all in a rush. Goldie. I was in a rush.

01:03:56.180 Mike Burt, DM me. Okay. Tell me what your schedule's like. Wait a minute. Yeah. DM me.

01:04:04.100 Tell me what your schedule's like. Let's coordinate it. Hi, Tree. I see you. Marge.

01:04:11.960 you love these i don't even know what i'm doing i'm just hanging out for a minute

01:04:16.740 oh that's so sweet oh flavor you guys did you feel like it was a great show today i feel so

01:04:26.740 out of it today i don't know i i think it's allergies my my eyes are so puffy i'm like

01:04:31.880 good lord my favorite picture crusher um yeah we want you to come on uh mike burt

01:04:39.200 oh the cherry on top thank you you guys are so it's fine if i stay oh good i'm so glad you guys

01:04:50.060 are enjoying it i was sad to see emma's leaving locals tomorrow is her last day of her uh

01:04:55.740 subscription and you know you guys thank you so much for staying on locals by the way it is

01:05:01.480 like really the only thing that can keep us going um so we so appreciate the subscriptions like you

01:05:08.100 have no idea. And I think we're getting a groove. I think we're getting a groove. So

01:05:15.280 you had a meetup? How was it? I do love an after party. The after parties are so much better

01:05:24.500 because it just kind of boils down a little bit and then you're like hanging out. And I love a

01:05:29.140 recap. Oh, you're loving locals. I'm so glad. Oh, you guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

01:05:33.580 Oh, Chuck. Awesome. I love that. Oh, Crusher, you re-up for another year. You go. Thank you so much.

01:05:48.180 Thank you so, so much. It does help. It does help. So will you guys, I got my taxes. Oh,

01:05:56.960 where'd you see Gutfeld? Was, is he doing his, uh, thingamajiggy? Thanks, EJ. Oh, Suze.

01:06:07.420 You have Phil fatigue. Wait, who's Phil? Who's Phil? Why don't I know? Um,

01:06:16.020 how could I live in New Jersey? Well, I was born and raised here. So I will tell you,

01:06:24.020 if I wasn't at the age I'm at now and like already settled in, like, you know, bought a house

01:06:30.940 and when did we bought this house in 97? Like if I didn't do all of that then,

01:06:38.040 and I was trying to live here now, like I could never move here now, buy a house and afford a

01:06:43.620 life. But because I'm from here and I got to be established here before all this complete and

01:06:50.220 utter insanity. It's doable. Yeah. New Jersey, it really is great. Um, as far as like the state

01:06:57.520 goes, but in all honesty, where I live now, Netflix is building like a 800 gazillion dollar

01:07:06.820 studio, like around the corner and, um, all of Hollywood's moving here. I'm so bummed.

01:07:13.720 So that's just going to make it, um, so much more expensive. Our taxes are insane.

01:07:21.440 The infrastructure is insane. They're building, building, building, building. I'm like,

01:07:25.740 how many more people do you want to come here? So what, but when I grew up here,

01:07:29.740 we're on the shore and like, everything was like cattails, you know, do you know what cattails

01:07:34.820 are like the little straw seagrass and cattails? And it was just so sweet. Like you would drive

01:07:41.100 around. There weren't that many cars on the road. And now you're like, oh my God, it is so different.

01:07:49.000 Let me see. Springsteen. Oh yeah. I mean, I've disowned him a long time ago, Springsteen.

01:07:56.080 What an ungrateful prick, if I might say. Charlotte. Yeah. I have friends that moved to

01:08:04.880 Charlotte and they're like, we got to get out. We're coming back. I'm like, well, you're coming

01:08:09.240 back to even more hectic lifestyle here now, but let's see, what am I missing? Let me look here.

01:08:17.820 Here's my allergies, y'all. Oh, you like getting suspended from X? I'm so glad.

01:08:27.240 Oh yeah. No, listen, you guys, with Netflix coming here,

01:08:30.880 the house prices seriously, like one day, I think just depends one day I'll end up selling this

01:08:40.660 house. And the, but then the thing is I have to move out of state because I don't want to make

01:08:46.780 a lateral move, like sell this house. We'll make a killing on this house and then go where I can't

01:08:52.520 buy another house here. Like we'll end up having a mortgage, you know, it's like the prices. So

01:08:58.080 here, Newark, Trenton, Patterson, Camden, you're right, Andy. So here, if a house goes for sale,

01:09:09.340 like in my town and the surrounding towns, the town I grew up in, I'm making this up. Let's say

01:09:14.920 you list your house for a million. Someone's going to offer you a million three and someone's

01:09:20.260 going to offer you a million two and a million one, and you're going to take the million three.

01:09:23.460 And also like when a house goes for sale here, there's a line around the block of people and

01:09:30.520 realtors waiting their turn to go in and see it. So can you imagine you're trying to buy a house

01:09:34.960 here and you've got to go against all these people, all the competition, you've got to have

01:09:40.240 cash in hand. You have to purchase as is no inspections. I can close in 30 days. Like that's

01:09:48.800 what's happening. So I feel bad for the people that are starting out and they want to raise

01:09:54.140 their family here because they grew up here and you just can't do it. Where do you have space

01:10:00.880 saved for me? Thank you, SJV. Yes. Quantum Dragon. He was always a lefty USA hater. Always.

01:10:09.880 The song Born in the USA, he's a hater. You think, oh, he's so American. We play this song

01:10:16.320 like every 4th of July. But then when you read the lyrics, you're like, Oh wait, I don't think

01:10:20.280 he really likes America. Oh my gosh. California and New Jersey. Crazy. Right. I know I'd always

01:10:34.160 say to Scott, like, how could you live in California? But then like I'm in New Jersey,

01:10:37.760 but it is so nice. So JWJB in the chat, we live near each other. So you say, and then all your

01:10:46.760 neighbor's tax appraisals are adjusted upward to reflect that sale. Yes. Yes. That's so true.

01:10:54.860 Yes. And we have a millionaire, um, and as Andy puts so eloquently and this shit,

01:11:00.340 New Jersey state has a millionaire tax on selling homes. A million, uh, house in New Jersey is a

01:11:07.400 four bedroom, 2.5. No, honestly, my house, like let's say in parts of Florida, maybe North

01:11:16.280 Carolina, like you could buy a house. Like, okay, look at it this way. A house, like, let's say like

01:11:24.480 in parts of North Carolina, wherever, cause that's where I look. I look like North Carolina, South

01:11:28.060 Carolina, Florida. You could buy a four bedroom home. Like think a hundred thousand dollars per

01:11:33.880 bedroom. Okay. Here, if you wanted like a four bedroom house here, it's you're going way over a

01:11:42.100 million. If you have any property, I mean, little tiny houses are going like 900 above a million

01:11:49.200 that when we were buying a house, they were probably like 120. So it's just crazy.

01:11:57.080 let's see come to North Carolina Jackie I know I love North Carolina I have to be

01:12:05.220 somewhere near water I don't have to be on the water per se but I grew up on the shore my whole

01:12:11.680 life I've lived like in this five mile area my whole entire life and I have to be near the water

01:12:19.260 that's the only thing you did not hear that I'm joining you in South Carolina

01:12:26.580 your house tripled worth, but you couldn't replace it. Yeah, babe. Yes. Leave it to your

01:12:33.920 son. So I don't have children, so I'm not leaving anything to anyone. I actually, I don't know.

01:12:41.940 I don't know what's going to be left to anyone and I don't really care. You know what I'm saying?

01:12:48.840 Oh, Lake Norman is somewhere that I do look at.

01:12:55.080 Oh my God, your wife's hometown is in Rumson?

01:13:00.260 Jose, I want to be like, who's your wife?

01:13:03.360 I wonder if I know her.

01:13:06.860 Rumson is out of control.

01:13:09.880 500,000 for a four, three in Texas, not Austin.

01:13:16.300 I wouldn't move to Austin.

01:13:17.200 Austin's freaking going out of control Greenville. I do love Greenville. I have four nieces and

01:13:30.320 they will all probably get a little something, but I'm not really worried about it.

01:13:35.920 They have parents that plan for them. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I kind

01:13:42.080 to want to Alabama. Who's your wife? I mean, you don't have to say it. DM me. What year did she 1.00

01:13:55.380 graduate? You're the same. Not sure where everything is going. I'll leave it to friends, 0.61

01:14:04.160 I guess. See, yeah. Oh, where'd you grow up Fletch? Dr. Drew is going to come on the show.

01:14:15.680 There's a little, little behind the curtain. You guys, I love Dr. Drew. Like we, we talk

01:14:21.720 on the phone, we text. I love him. He's always been amazing. Let's see. Clarks Hill.

01:14:34.160 I wish I could be like, Hey, everybody come to New Jersey. You guys, Dr. Drew is just, he's so

01:14:44.800 like who you see him as on TV or his podcast or whatever. That's who he is. Like, he's just so

01:14:53.480 sweet. He had totally has a nice vibe. He just truly loved. I, I'm not actively working on

01:15:03.460 something with Adam Carolla, but I have a thought and an idea about Adam. About the wellness

01:15:11.200 business. Tell me more. I know, Lion, what's up? Adam's amazing. And also, Dr. Drew, like truly,

01:15:28.420 you know, loves Scott, loves Scott. Just, he's so compassionate, which is nice to

01:15:35.880 see after all these years being a doctor. Um, Oh, Steven Lang, look at you. You're so sweet.

01:15:44.840 Um, and also he loves our Scott Adams school. So he, he listens just like he did with Scott.

01:15:53.380 like he listens most days when he can. Um, a lot of times like myself, he'd be in the shower

01:15:58.820 listening. So that's really fun and cute. I love that. Let's see. Adam Carolla is very cool.

01:16:12.300 I'm like waiting for Jose to write back or to DM me.

01:16:15.220 Oh, I know what Walter is tough to nail down you guys, but, um, you know, me, we'll do it.

01:16:25.620 Let's see. I saw Greg Gutfeld when he first started his show, the Gutfeld show in New York.

01:16:35.660 And then he was on the shore here in Asbury park with, um, who did he have with him? Was it Tom

01:16:43.580 Shalhoub or somebody else. I don't remember who was with him. It might've been Tom Shalhoub.

01:16:49.020 And it was so funny because of course he mentioned Scott and he put like a picture up of Dilbert

01:16:53.800 and he's like, yeah, my friend Scott Adams. And I'm like, wow, Scott. And I'm like, am I the only

01:16:59.980 one screaming for Scott right now? Yes. Yes, I was. I was like the lone voice screaming for Scott.

01:17:05.440 Oh, Joel Pollack, another person like you guys. So he's so awesome. We communicate a lot. And if

01:17:20.680 like the other day, he said something to me and I couldn't get back to him till later. And actually

01:17:27.900 we were writing to each other, texting at the same exact time because I was like, oh shit,

01:17:32.560 I never responded to Joel. And by the time I could get to it, I picked up my phone. This was

01:17:37.980 yesterday. And he had just texted me two minutes prior. I'm like, oh my God, we're so in sync.

01:17:42.840 But it was so cute because his text was, are you okay? Because he didn't hear back from me.

01:17:46.980 Normally I'm pretty fast. And I was like, that's so sweet. Yeah. Brian and I will work that out.

01:17:54.100 we're, we want to do with Brian Romley, a, like a two hour show. And I think that would be,

01:18:01.460 it will go by in a flash. And he's just so interesting. I don't know. I don't know.

01:18:09.960 Great way to spend the summers, Jose. She was raised spending her summers at the beach clubs. 0.52

01:18:16.520 Oh my gosh. Go get her. I need to know. This is my whole entire stomping ground. 1.00

01:18:22.720 I do want to talk to Akira again.

01:18:24.980 Wouldn't it be fun to have him on?

01:18:28.000 Oh, Dr. Drew's Wellness Company.

01:18:30.220 Yes, yes, yes.

01:18:34.200 Um, yeah.

01:18:36.520 Oh, Surfrider.

01:18:38.040 This is such a trip.

01:18:41.860 I drive by Surfrider often.

01:18:46.740 Oh, well, of course, Adam Kroll is Gutfeld approved.

01:18:50.400 um greg yes he does hand out sandwiches actually they had sandwiches for everybody when we went to

01:19:00.860 the gutfeld show i was like oh it was pretty nice and they were like catered very nice

01:19:04.520 maybe zuby i'm in touch a little bit with zuby so the last time no not the last time the time

01:19:13.100 before the last one zuby was interviewing scott i remember scott saying like i haven't like

01:19:19.100 physically hugged someone in so long or whatever. So I messaged Zuby and I'm like, listen, I know

01:19:25.360 you're going to Scott's. I was like, you have to do me a favor, just randomly, just give him like

01:19:31.240 a really good hug. Um, I was like, he hasn't had a hug in a long time and you know, he could use a

01:19:37.360 hug. So, um, and then I forget, like, so then after their interview, I messaged Scott and I

01:19:45.880 was like, did Zuby hug you? And he's like, no, but he called me after and said he had just seen

01:19:51.800 your message to give you a hug. I was cracking up. I was like, all right. So yeah, Zuby's awesome.

01:20:04.140 You're on a chain of lakes. I love that. So you guys, Shelly's family is very private.

01:20:12.020 Like they're, you know, Scott was the forward facing person.

01:20:15.760 So we always have to respect that.

01:20:20.780 Let's see.

01:20:24.600 I know Zuby Zuby is such a, a sweet soul.

01:20:31.420 No word on that.

01:20:35.860 He's like, he's like, he's so not me.

01:20:40.700 like he's like he's just always has like such a positive attitude he never uses bad words he's like

01:20:46.860 like so polite and kind i yi yi um oh sjv i know but

01:20:56.060 we love king like there's so many people we love

01:20:59.100 um you know we'll see we'll see how everything goes subie posted his yes he did

01:21:05.660 I know. Sometimes you got to wash them. Like, you know,

01:21:13.740 Zuby's great. Um, what else? Oh, Oh, you want a little secret? Let me look at my schedule here.

01:21:22.860 Oh, you guys guess who I have for us next week.

01:21:29.000 Should I tell you, or don't you like to be surprised?

01:21:35.660 do you hear Stella? She's like, enough. Thank you, Bob. Yes. I love when everyone's like,

01:21:47.780 get Elon. I'm like, sure. Okay. So one of my favorite people on the planet,

01:21:54.960 you hear Stella, Michael Malice is coming on with us next week. And I'm so excited. I cannot

01:22:02.680 even tell you for how long i have loved michael malice he's amazing he's and i don't know if

01:22:12.780 everybody really knows him on here but scott has done his podcast a couple of times um i i've been

01:22:20.400 watching michael malice's podcast since i don't know a million years ago like he used to just do

01:22:26.760 these fun podcasts like he'd go live and if you if you would like tip him during the live stream

01:22:34.200 he'd like read your question and like talk about it and then he would do this thing where he would

01:22:38.340 like taste all different kinds of like soda and candy but like really gross flavor like potato

01:22:44.980 chip flavored soda and all this stuff and i'm like who is this guy but he's amazing you let's see

01:22:56.760 Oh, wait, I have to read it here. I was trying to read out of my little book here. So Michael

01:23:01.880 Malice will be coming on. Steve Cortez is coming on. There's someone else coming on that, um,

01:23:07.720 I'm texting with, and I'm just trying to pin down because this is definitely somebody I really,

01:23:14.900 really, really want to come on here. Um, and I think you guys will like that. Yeah. This is

01:23:20.140 inside info. Michael Malice has malice for communists. He's an anarchist. Michael Malice

01:23:28.180 is an anarchist. Yeah. NJ came on. Oh, let's see. Yeah. You guys, we're going to love him.

01:23:44.740 Joel will come on. Um, he's so great. Like he'll either message me in the morning,

01:23:50.540 like before this show, like he could maybe message me tomorrow morning and say, Hey,

01:23:54.680 I have 20 minutes. If you want me to come on, which is immediately. Yes. Um, he's amazing. Um,

01:24:02.080 so maybe Joel will pop on tomorrow. You never know. The chance to be the butthole. Oh,

01:24:12.320 get Trump. Imagine. So I wonder if I could get to Trump. I mean, I can, but I'm wondering if I

01:24:25.320 could, you know what I'm saying? Gross point. Look at the babies. If I come to gross point,

01:24:34.600 I am attacking the dogs in the best possible way. Wait, BD lion, you know, who's busy Trump.

01:24:46.360 I don't think Jordan would come on you guys. Um, he's sick. He's recovering. He's so busy.

01:24:53.580 I know Joel, you guys, he's amazing.

01:24:56.800 oh yay crusher oh look at that

01:25:06.960 kimberly's come on with us she was on with us

01:25:11.360 i i know i hope jordan peterson's doing well you guys um i will be coming back on for

01:25:22.320 locals. What am I calling it? The sub cave, the subscriber cave more frequently soon. Okay. I've

01:25:34.500 just been waiting to take care of something. I know Brian is another person that has just become

01:25:40.900 a friend, a trusted advisor. We check in on each other. Just so many great people,

01:25:50.460 which is so nice and you know in the world i know pray for jordan he's just had a and you know what

01:25:57.820 didn't he like brian said about the black mold he got sick cleaning out his dad's basement when his

01:26:05.340 dad passed away and he cleaned out his dad's house and there was all this like paper and magazines

01:26:09.980 down there with black mold i think he got really sick from that you love the erica spots brian

01:26:18.380 is um sometimes too when we're like we want him to stay on longer and i'm like i kind of

01:26:24.860 want him to get off and go like solve problems in the world do you guys hear stella can you

01:26:31.020 hear her whining at me she's like can you guys hear her oh mary k you hear her

01:26:37.580 oh it's autumn immune issues so mold on top would have been a disaster yeah

01:26:48.600 you know what i was thinking is

01:26:54.140 this cat knows should i just get another man cave sign you know i bought the one and shipped it to

01:27:03.860 Scott. I can order an exact same one. That way, Scott's could stay with all the Scott memorabilia

01:27:11.540 and the Dilbert Museum and whatever ends up happening with all that stuff in a permanent

01:27:17.160 place. It'll be with it. But maybe, should I get one that says the sub cave or the man cave?

01:27:24.420 yes yes right okay so yes is order another one i should have been more clear

01:27:34.660 so tell me rename it yeah the sub cave man cave i wish i could put a poll up sub cave

01:27:48.280 and you guys understand sub cave is subscriber cave right

01:27:54.420 Erica's cave, man cave.

01:28:01.300 Stella's here. 1.00

01:28:02.800 She's going to start getting really bossy now. 1.00

01:28:06.620 Oh my gosh. 1.00

01:28:07.460 Should I put a poll?

01:28:08.300 I'm going to put a poll up later.

01:28:11.200 And then you guys tell me which one.

01:28:14.240 Or if you have like a better name.

01:28:17.860 I'm not opposed.

01:28:18.700 sub cave is better big decision it's a big decision you like the sub cave the cave sip cave

01:28:32.700 i kind of like the cave

01:28:37.820 because sub could also mean like subpar

01:28:42.800 you like sub cave the useful cave it's i don't know how useful it'll be

01:28:51.440 you like sub i can't say dilbert sipper cave oh my god you guys i don't know what to do

01:28:59.100 the east coast man cave

01:29:04.620 this is why andy cracks me up the east coast man cave none of this childish weed crap hello

01:29:15.460 intravenous drug use garbage man's cave oh my god stella's cave

01:29:25.280 that's true sjv erica era cave i like it

01:29:33.800 that is so cute man cave east

01:29:39.960 the useful cave with bongs

01:29:44.840 stella has a cat friend she has george you guys just never see george because he's polite

01:29:51.980 Um, but I have a boy cat named George cat Stanza and he is such a good boy.

01:30:02.040 Oh my God, you guys, I am so confused. You like man cave E sip cave.

01:30:09.780 Oh boy. All right. We're going to do, we're going to put it on Twitter. Let's do it right now.

01:30:15.380 Let's just do it together. Cause I don't want to mess it up. Okay. We're going to do a post.

01:30:21.980 I'll do it just, oh, no, wait, I'll do it to both.

01:30:26.160 All right.

01:30:28.300 What should we name the, what do we want to call it?

01:30:35.100 What should we name the subscriber only?

01:30:39.320 subscriber only locals, man caves that I host. Some options were

01:30:57.360 man cave east sub cave era cave i wrote it as one word um what were the other ones

01:31:11.700 i can't do scott cave i i would love that but don't you think

01:31:18.640 oh what should we name the all what should we name the subscriber only locals man caves

01:31:26.840 that I host formerly, um, Scott's man caves show man cave ease, sub cave, air cave, the cave.

01:31:46.920 I'm not doing a poll. I'm just writing a list. Um, the woman cave. I'm going to write it.

01:31:54.600 No, I can't. I can't. I don't want that one to win. I'm afraid. Person cave. Locals backroom.

01:32:06.240 What's it called? Yeah, let's do locals backroom.

01:32:20.280 America.

01:32:24.600 you'd get so high when Scott took bong hits. Oh my God.

01:32:42.000 So it won't get, it'll be more of like, so sometimes there's going to be guests on it.

01:32:48.300 Sometimes it'll be at night. Like this, isn't it? This is just like the afterschool.

01:32:54.600 um the cave that identifies as the man cave swaddle east let's do swaddle east not the bond cave

01:33:05.640 erica's cavern oh the jokes no i all i could think about is mike burt

01:33:14.600 scott adams school night class 1.00

01:33:20.780 stella is like bitch get up and feed me 1.00

01:33:26.660 let's see i'm just scrolling which ones did i miss 1.00

01:33:30.840 scott cave try to behave cave

01:33:38.140 it will be under scott's account um but it would be fun because i also have my own account on

01:33:49.520 locals that i haven't been able to pay attention to right now but i don't have to turn it on for

01:33:54.520 mine sip and chat cave the scott adams night school sounds good stella

01:34:08.140 Beloved Hank, cool cat America gave for the 250th, right? After school, how about detention?

01:34:19.880 I had to, you guys, I had so much detention. Holy cow. I had detention for so long toward the end

01:34:29.060 of the school year in high school one year that they were like, we can't even give you any more

01:34:33.820 detention. You're booked till the end of the year. And then the Dean was like, you're going

01:34:37.880 to have to come in 10 minutes early in the morning and just sit here in my office. And I'm like,

01:34:41.860 all right, that's so stupid. Yeah. And thank God I could do my mom's signature perfectly because

01:34:51.520 then the next year when I would get detention, it wasn't that much. I would write a note every day

01:34:58.920 to get me out of the detention. And then they would call my mom and be like, Mrs. So-and-so,

01:35:03.980 uh your daughter has handed in a note from you excusing her from detention and she just go yes

01:35:10.440 i did and they'd be like okay she's like i don't know what you're doing but i'm just saying yes

01:35:14.060 i'm like thank you mo cavity america do you like that one the night shift i need to be a guest on

01:35:27.000 gutfeld let's petition it erica naughty i know and i wasn't i didn't even do anything that bad

01:35:35.560 it was just so easy to get detention you should have seen me at the all girls catholic boarding

01:35:40.120 school i went to not only was i class president for two years but i got like so many demerits i

01:35:47.720 was like oh my god i'm so confused it was hysterical okay man cave is for men erica's

01:35:55.720 detention sub cave. Yeah, nothing crazy there. The Scott Adams night school, but it's really

01:36:03.560 not school. Yes. My first initial is the letter M. My first name is not what I go by. So my

01:36:14.700 middle name is Erica. My family always called me Erica. But my first initial is M. So when

01:36:20.700 I sign things, it's America. Yep. Yep. Yep. They called no further notes required. Exactly. Yeah.

01:36:33.980 They never, like after a while they were like, whatever. Oh, I am a rebel. Trust you guys have

01:36:43.000 no idea. I try not to say too, too much personal stuff about me, but yes, for sure. A rebel.

01:36:50.700 americave sipper sanctuary okay let's see what do we have here americave all right so here's

01:37:00.480 what i have man cave east sub cave era cave oh my friend mindy is calling i'll call her back okay

01:37:07.920 um americave do i have that twice no the cave locals back room or could it just be called

01:37:17.900 the back room. No, no, no. I'm taking that out, Beave, because of Mike Burt.

01:37:26.360 Scott Speakeasy. Recess. What about, you were the good kid? Sure.

01:37:38.300 you didn't stand up for your school fight song

01:37:44.480 i like recess what are other words um

01:37:50.000 the k for american patriots sas hangout

01:38:08.300 What about like, I'm thinking of like the bleachers.

01:38:11.940 Like where do people hang out?

01:38:14.920 Bleacher creatures.

01:38:18.320 Cheyenne's Supper Club.

01:38:22.860 Right, right, right.

01:38:24.260 The Cave.

01:38:25.600 Detention.

01:38:27.700 All right, here.

01:38:28.280 Detention.

01:38:30.260 The Cave.

01:38:32.520 Oh, I have the cave. 1.00

01:38:35.560 Stella's getting more angry. 0.99

01:38:38.300 persuasion pit or parlor persuasion parlor

01:38:45.220 what about like off-campus I'll just write it okay you guys you you do know

01:38:56.200 I'm the typo queen right listen you guys you know Stella is getting mad you guys

01:39:07.040 can rip bongs all you want in the caves cat woman gave not sub cave okay all right i'm

01:39:17.440 gonna take out sub cave let's just take it out i don't know why but we will cave in i like cave in 0.78

01:39:25.280 still is hating us now she's like i hate this show

01:39:32.600 cave in 1.00

01:39:37.640 brave in the airy cave

01:39:42.160 yeah i took out sub cave um you like recess whoops recess

01:39:50.360 Recess. Fade the damn cat. Detention with Erica. I do like that. I'm going to put that one in with Erica. You like plane recess? Okay. All right. So here's what I had. Tell me which ones to take out because there's too many. 1.00

01:40:16.580 Okay. I'm going to take out the man cave East. Do you think I should take that out? I like it,

01:40:22.500 but I'm going to take that one out as long. The deplorables dungeon. Oh, look at that men's

01:40:32.240 Rhea cave. Oh my God. Debris hall. I love that. 0.90

01:40:46.580 after sip club oh

01:40:51.940 this is so funny

01:40:58.140 erica's doing a recess people what would a what was scott want i don't know

01:41:07.300 colonizing with erica you guys these are just getting so funny and good oh my god the bomb

01:41:15.020 shelter. The grotto. Oh my gosh. All right. You guys are killing me. I don't know what to do.

01:41:30.400 All right. Here's the ones that, oh, Stella's trying to get out now. She's stuck. 0.55

01:41:34.900 You go girl. Do it, Stella. She's trying to open the door. Okay. What about, all right, 0.90

01:41:41.060 Here's what I have, ma'am cave.

01:41:43.100 I have, I'm going to take out Eric cave.

01:41:47.040 I don't know why it doesn't look right.

01:41:49.400 So we have the cave, America cave.

01:41:53.020 I'm going to take that out too.

01:41:57.800 Swaddle East, detention with Erica, off campus cave in recess.

01:42:06.620 What else do we need?

01:42:11.060 After school sippers club, but it won't be like after school.

01:42:18.520 Like this is after school right now, but this will be like more.

01:42:25.840 Let's see.

01:42:26.960 Eric is doing a recess hall pass with Erica.

01:42:32.700 Let's see. 1.00

01:42:34.840 Stella. 1.00

01:42:35.480 she's on the floor 1.00

01:42:38.460 having a tantrum right now 1.00

01:42:40.120 because she can't pull the door open all the way 1.00

01:42:41.980 Stella you can do it 0.99

01:42:48.460 she's on the floor 1.00

01:42:50.720 upside down trying to open the door 1.00

01:42:52.260 okay the grotto

01:42:53.900 alright wait let me catch up with the chat

01:42:56.500 detention the swaddlers

01:42:58.480 coffee caves

01:43:00.640 sit and sip

01:43:01.900 java cave oh my gosh okay wait cave in

01:43:09.820 campus i'm gonna take this one out and i'll replace it with undo room

01:43:18.000 stella is a whole vibe can you guys see her wait i can't see you wait wait this way see her look at 1.00

01:43:29.100 her. You did it, Stella. Do it. Go on, girl. There's George on the other side.

01:43:41.760 Tell me she can't open that.

01:43:54.500 Could we just die? Poor thing. 0.92

01:43:59.100 go on Stella 0.92

01:44:03.020 I'm rooting for her so hard

01:44:05.080 this will keep her busy 0.60

01:44:12.540 this is probably good exercise for her

01:44:14.400 yes she did it

01:44:17.440 let's go

01:44:19.340 Ben

01:44:24.280 what the

01:44:26.740 11 o'clock podcast space is

01:44:28.940 Let's see. Dish in after dark. Stella is the bomb. Let me tell you. I think she might be

01:44:37.320 under five pounds now. Isn't that crazy? Well, hi, George. Now George is here. Let's see if we 1.00

01:44:45.700 can see him. George, come here. No one ever sees you. Come here. Let's get a quick look at him.

01:44:55.320 He doesn't like to, he likes to be on my lap, but he doesn't like to be held.

01:45:00.540 Georgie.

01:45:02.500 I bet I could get him over here for a rare appearance.

01:45:06.200 I have food in my drawer.

01:45:08.440 Let's see.

01:45:12.880 All right.

01:45:13.560 Let's see if we can get him on here.

01:45:15.060 Ready?

01:45:19.300 You see an ear.

01:45:23.860 Turn your head this way, George.

01:45:25.320 Oh, he's super cute.

01:45:33.400 Here.

01:45:36.140 Show them how cute you are, George.

01:45:37.680 I don't know how to make you turn your head.

01:45:39.720 Here, here.

01:45:47.360 I can't do it here, Georgie.

01:45:49.080 Look.

01:45:50.560 Eat that one.

01:45:53.740 Aww.

01:45:55.320 Georgie, he's got like a little black nose. This like, he's never in here like this. So funny.

01:46:06.400 George is younger. He's a good little boy. He is. So Stella's probably like

01:46:14.980 15. Maybe she's like, maybe she's about 15. And George, I'm guessing is, how old are you?

01:46:29.260 Maybe you're like nine. Are you maybe nine? I rescued both of them and I was fostering George

01:46:38.820 and of course had to keep him. And George got really, really sick during COVID and he was

01:46:47.020 slated to die. They said, take him home and just enjoy your last couple of days with him.

01:46:52.400 And then I went on the dark web and found a black market drug from China that I injected him with

01:47:05.200 for 85 days, very painful injection. And you had to inject it along the side of his spine.

01:47:12.800 And, um, he right away started having good results. Like he would have died. He would

01:47:18.160 have probably been dead in like two days. And, um, after like the fact that he was still alive

01:47:26.000 after like five days, I'm like, I'm going to keep going. I'm going to keep going. And, um,

01:47:30.360 P.S. Knocking on wood. That was during COVID and he's amazing. He's gained so much weight. He's

01:47:38.540 like the best boy ever. And, um, it was just awesome. Uh, he's, he's so special. Um, so yay.

01:47:50.580 You're late to the game, but you made it gunnies. We're just hanging. I just, I was saying goodbye

01:47:56.280 and i'm still on here and we were trying to come up for a name he's so cute you guys he's so cute

01:48:03.800 uh we were trying to come up with a name i definitely do have some kind of cat temp

01:48:09.000 it's called f as in frank f-i-p and it's um 100 fatal so my first vet was like you've got to take

01:48:17.000 him to the hospital she's like i think he has something called f-i-p and she didn't want to

01:48:21.720 to say any more about it. Then I had to take him to the animal hospital. And it was so sad because

01:48:26.580 I couldn't go in with him. They had to come take him from the car. It's just awful. And they kept

01:48:31.220 him for a couple of days and they were just like, yeah, he's all this stuff, like all these things.

01:48:37.680 And, uh, you know, we suspect it's FIP, but we won't get the results of his FIP for a week. And

01:48:43.320 I'm like, he'll be dead in a week. Um, and in the meantime, while he was in there, I'm like,

01:48:48.580 what is FIP and what do I do? And there was like some story in some newspaper about like this

01:48:54.900 underground, um, Facebook page, which I went to and you had to like prove yourself to get in there

01:49:02.440 because they kept shutting down this page because it's not a, uh, approved drug here in the States

01:49:08.200 for animals. And like, it's this whole back channel thing. And there's like all these

01:49:13.120 undercover vets in there with like fake usernames that are helping people. And I was like, shit,

01:49:19.600 I'm taking this on. Like if it works, it'll work fast. Like he'll, he won't die. And if it doesn't

01:49:24.800 work, I tried. Right. So it was crazy. I'm like, how do I do this injection? Like, what do you do?

01:49:31.320 You learn quick. And, um, oh my God, like catching him in the morning. Like he was just like, oh no.

01:49:37.700 Like at first, like he was so lethargic, like the first few injections, he didn't even move. Like

01:49:42.420 he was just like, whatever. And it smelled so bad. It was so potent, so concentrated. Your eyes

01:49:47.860 would burn from when I would fill the needles and stuff. But then when he started to get a little

01:49:58.360 bit of life in him, it was like, he's under the bed. He'd run into the basement. He'd be under

01:50:04.740 this thing. And I just had a method. I would tell my husband, I'm like, wake up, say no. We don't

01:50:11.460 talk. We don't make a sound. Like we don't get snippy with each other because we can't catch

01:50:16.640 them. Like you got to stay calm the whole time. And I was like, and I just wanted to be the very,

01:50:21.060 very, very first thing we do in the day. Like before you take a shower, before you get your

01:50:24.980 coffee. So I just wanted it to be like over with. And I wanted him to know like that George know

01:50:30.260 that like, then he's got the rest of the day. It's horrible. Yes. FIP is horrible. Right. You

01:50:38.520 guys. And it's just fatal. And I was just like, we got to try. If he was maybe 15, I would have

01:50:44.560 been like, oh my God. But he was so young. He was five. So then we would just get up and I would

01:50:51.880 look at him and go, and we would just walk down the stairs and I'd see where he would go. And even

01:50:59.120 if he was running, I was like, nice and calm. And it was a battle. But then eventually it got a

01:51:05.820 little bit easier because he's like, shit, this is my life now. So he eventually would just like

01:51:11.500 walk to like this one corner and he'd like put his head down and stare at the wall. It was so

01:51:16.720 heartbreaking. And then I would just gently pick him up and I would put him on the kitchen table

01:51:22.500 on this towel that I'd wrap him in. And then I cut a slit in the towel, like where his spine would

01:51:28.200 be. And I would just kind of like hold him and like try to swaddle him in there. And I would sit

01:51:33.940 on top of the table behind him and I'd have the injections prep the night before. And I would just

01:51:40.460 have my husband stay at the head of the table to just kind of make him realize like, you can't run

01:51:45.660 anywhere. Like we're going to hold you here. And he was so good. Like I would pull up his skin and

01:51:50.820 like it wasn't in the scruff of his neck, which would have been so easy. It had to go along his

01:51:55.000 spine, which is so horrifying. And it was a long needle and a ton of this burning fluid. And like

01:52:01.280 he would like wince and like try to move and just don't talk, just don't talk. And, um, we would

01:52:07.900 give him the injection and I'd give him a big kiss. I immediately put him down and immediately

01:52:13.620 feed them their breakfast. So it was like the mindset to me was like, think past the sale,

01:52:18.980 right? Like once this injection's done, I get to eat and Stella would watch and wait and then

01:52:24.720 they'd eat. And, um, it was just crazy. Like he just, just kind of was like, okay, I know you're

01:52:30.340 helping me. Let's just go for it. Toby's 17 pounds. So, um, yeah, it was, uh, it was amazing.

01:52:42.520 Stella. Yeah. Stella does not stop you guys. She just keeps circling the drain over here.

01:52:50.640 There she is.

01:52:56.320 Can you hear her?

01:53:00.340 let me see. George is so cute. He's a good boy. Um, so that was that, that was that. And, um,

01:53:24.060 yeah. So I can't even believe I tried it, but I was like, let's do it.

01:53:29.980 I love that picture Zanville. Um, so anyway, I guess I'm going to go deliver. Oh, let me finish

01:53:38.560 my tweet. All right, you guys, I have too many names. I have the cave swaddle East. I'm going

01:53:43.640 to take a swaddle East. I don't know why cave in recess detention with Erica.

01:53:54.060 And what am I missing? Let me just put in one more.

01:54:00.560 Aw, she's hall pass with Erica. Is it a hall pass? A you know what? 0.98

01:54:08.640 Why did I say a you know what? Yeah, Stella can smell it. Nothing gets past George though,

01:54:13.560 because his hearing is perfect and Stella is deaf, pretty much. Thanks, Lotus.

01:54:21.060 this. I can't believe you guys got to see George. Look at them, Bev. I love them. Look at sweet

01:54:34.100 Della. They are so precious. The Lair. Scott Adams night school.

01:54:48.880 Oh my gosh, Marge. The first time I went, I didn't. When I went back, I did. And I was like, 0.62

01:54:56.220 please don't give me a weird license plate like ass man. If you watch Seinfeld, you know,

01:55:01.640 but it's a very generic plate. So I'm so happy. You don't like the caves to breathe,

01:55:08.560 but you like the concept. Okay. Yeah. Stella's about 15. She's got kidney failure.

01:55:19.720 She's losing a lot of weight. She's on a special diet. She's deaf. She's got cataracts,

01:55:24.360 but she is a fiery B let me tell you. 1.00

01:55:28.120 Aren't they so pretty, Smarr? 0.67

01:55:35.000 Hi, Smarr.

01:55:40.320 Intramurals.

01:55:43.440 Coffee in the cave.

01:55:44.600 Well, it will be at night, Cherry.

01:55:47.740 Sip cave.

01:55:49.460 I'll put sip cave.

01:55:52.260 No, you know, it doesn't feel like me.

01:55:55.740 It's got to be like me and Scott.

01:55:58.120 Oh, you guys, I'm seeing like the people who had a cat with FIP. It's just so crazy.

01:56:19.180 And meanwhile, I think I feel like this drug might have been approved now. It's real. It was

01:56:25.900 really expensive also because it was black market and I would get all these little vials sent to me. 0.93

01:56:31.200 And then I was so afraid with, um, the pandemic that because it was coming from China that I

01:56:37.600 wouldn't be able to get it, you know, because like everything was stalled and delayed and

01:56:41.260 whatever. So I would try to order as much of it as I could. And then, um, Oh, bye NJ.

01:56:46.820 um let's see this isn't about you it should all be about scott okay but it's got to feel like me

01:56:58.400 that wasn't so subtle if erica flavored i vote detention with erica i mean the

01:57:05.240 those caves at night are scott's concept but i'm doing it

01:57:12.000 uh, SJV. It's not going to be all about me, but it's got to resonate with me, sir. Um,

01:57:23.460 um, let's see. Let me see.

01:57:32.620 I liked, which one was it?

01:57:39.920 I like recess.

01:57:41.800 Was there another form of recess?

01:57:43.440 No, recess.

01:57:45.080 So we have the cave, detention with Erica, cave in.

01:57:49.800 Cave in, or should it be like cave in?

01:57:54.680 Like C-A-V-E apostrophe N.

01:57:58.240 T-A-T-T-R cave

01:58:02.720 the assistant to the racist cave

01:58:08.780 hi Bob

01:58:09.480 exactly Julie thank you

01:58:15.880 everyone loves recess

01:58:18.280 today is three months I know

01:58:22.420 yep 0.98

01:58:25.500 sipper sit in

01:58:27.660 thank you goldie i agree

01:58:43.260 okay let's see i mean it could be the attr but i don't think a lot of people know that

01:58:53.340 All right. So let's see what the people say. And then I'm going to say, or,

01:58:58.800 or, oh wait, you know what you guys, I'm going to do it this way. We're going to do a poll.

01:59:08.540 Recess.

01:59:13.520 The cave.

01:59:14.520 detention

01:59:21.100 I'll just call it detention

01:59:23.780 doesn't need to be with Erica

01:59:24.860 and one more

01:59:29.080 last call

01:59:33.640 the inside joke is the point

01:59:36.220 unholy protest

01:59:44.520 let's see. What was, I feel like I'm forgetting one.

01:59:56.220 Do, do, do. Okay. I need a fourth option.

02:00:05.880 I'll just say ATTR. No one's going to know what that is. So that won't really get any votes.

02:00:10.500 that's why I don't want to put it in. Office hours, pass the sales, spelunking. The shower

02:00:20.800 is hysterical. Let's see. The shower's really funny. You love hall pass, Julie,

02:00:33.560 but is it a whole pass? I get what you mean. The double entendre. Pass the sale.

02:00:43.540 How many am I allowed to put? I think I can only put four choices. All right. So let's do,

02:00:48.480 and then I'll say, actually I'll take the cave out and I'll do, I'll do hall pass.

02:00:57.880 all right recess hall pass detention attr they're not feeling right leave an open line for a write-in

02:01:07.800 ah plato's allegory scott shadow

02:01:13.200 reframe your cave

02:01:17.180 i'm gonna say right in below right in

02:01:27.880 below. Okay. I'm going to put this up. What does Mike Bird say? I mean, it'll be amazing. Think

02:01:48.400 neon sign on the wall. Okay. I wrote, what should we name the subscribers only locals man caves that

02:01:59.760 I host formerly Scott's man cave show. And it says some options were, and it says think neon

02:02:06.260 sign on the wall, recess, hall pass, detention, or right in below needs to be small enough for

02:02:12.800 the sign, right? Latchkey. Share that. I will. Scott Adams School. What was it? Recess.

02:02:28.280 I could do SAS. SAS recess.

02:02:42.800 Let me write for the Scott Adams school crew. Okay. You need a neon sign.

02:02:56.300 okay so i'm going to post it now you guys and i'll say share and tag a sipper

02:03:09.460 we'll narrow it down

02:03:14.040 right in your options

02:03:19.900 if not listed okay

02:03:24.660 Okay. Class dismissed.

02:03:33.700 Hose water and neglect. Amen. Okay. I'm posting it right now. There might be typos. Nobody knows.

02:03:41.240 I loved hose water. It was the best water. Water. Did you hear how I say water? I'm so aware of how

02:03:47.320 I say water because I have friends that mock me. Anyway. Okay. You guys, I have to go drop off my

02:03:54.320 tax returns now or my receipts and documents for my accountant who's probably ready to kill me

02:04:00.180 and you film in the game room where the purple pool table is the queue room is the sign I need

02:04:08.120 oh yeah we do closing bell right in your things you guys okay write them in and then we'll like

02:04:17.620 see who likes what the most and then we'll do a final vote the study group water I know

02:04:24.140 Yep. Oh boy, lion. But you did it. You did it. He could have a cute, cute cave. Yeah.

02:04:35.880 All right, tree. You guys have an amazing day. Thanks for hanging out. I was like,

02:04:41.060 let's, let's hang for a minute. Beave. I got to show your pictures again too.

02:04:47.160 later chick lit time to get in the car and drive so i will see you in the morning okay guys love

02:04:57.780 you too mad mitch you guys um take the poll if you're on x and spread it and if anybody wants

02:05:04.620 to post it on to locals you could do that too i'll i'll do it when i come back um when i get

02:05:09.840 back home. Okay. It's been fun. Savannah, fun. Yay. Stella on our behalf. You got it. You got

02:05:19.160 it. See you in the AM Josie, the yearbook committee. I love that. Bart. Thanks. Bye you guys. Jim.

02:05:28.660 Love you. Bye guys. See you later. See you in the morning.

Real Coffee with Scott Adams - April 13, 2026

The Scott Adams School - 04⧸13⧸26 Home Team Monday! Episode 3132

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