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00:00:13.780 Good morning, friends.

00:00:15.880 It's another Monday, but it's not just any Monday.

00:00:19.500 It's our Scott Adams birthday, his 69th birthday.

00:00:23.420 And I expect all the jokes you would have made if Scott was here to read them.

00:00:27.600 so don't slack off okay uh-oh i don't see somebody

00:00:33.580 interesting okay you guys so we are going to give you a second to get in

00:00:43.700 and we are going to get this sip going oh you guys tomorrow we have akira the dawn on and we're

00:00:51.560 debuting two songs one you guys heard yeah one i gave you the sneak peek of but the other one you

00:00:57.880 haven't heard yet so that'll be coming up soon um marcella no one did you have a good weekend

00:01:04.040 i just want to check something yeah i had a great weekend uh did all the normal normal spaces so

00:01:11.880 spent a lot of time with my friends from this community you did two two spaces and marcella

00:01:17.640 you had a good weekend oh yeah i i did um every as i told you i researched mk ultra i'm ready

00:01:27.000 i am wearing my little hat and i think everything's a conspiracy you know i love it all right

00:01:33.560 well let's do the sip and when we come back we're going to get into all the things okay

00:01:37.640 hang on because it is time where's my sip here it is let's go

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00:02:22.860 Ah, I feel my immunity building. Coronavirus. I would like to take a page from Jesse Waters,

00:02:32.640 who was absolutely hilarious yesterday on The Five on Fox News, in which he said, and I'm

00:02:39.300 paraphrasing, if the coronavirus attacks me, I will beat it. I will beat it.

00:02:50.240 Oh, Jesse.

00:02:52.140 I like calling that. I think we should all keep calling it George Clooney disease.

00:02:56.760 Why?

00:02:58.400 That's what we call it. Oh, no, I'm sorry. It was Tom Hanks disease.

00:03:00.840 Oh, yeah. I'm like, wait, what did he do? I like to rail on George Clooney, so tell me for sure.

00:03:06.260 Tom Hanks disease. Let's stick with that.

00:03:07.660 Tom Hanks disease. Perfect. Oh my gosh. So, okay. This is so funny. Did I not just say a

00:03:13.700 prayer to Scott Marcella? I said, Scott, are you going to give me technical glitches today? Am I

00:03:18.780 going to throw my printer out the window? Like, is this going to be a birthday joke? All jokes on

00:03:23.620 you. So, um, we do have some news and stories for you guys, but we wanted to just, uh, again,

00:03:31.780 say happy birthday to Scott. And you guys have been writing great stories and posts on X. And

00:03:39.660 I think we should definitely flood the interwebs today with things like that. Owen, you had some

00:03:47.480 interesting stories today. Do you want to just give us a little one in the meantime?

00:03:52.900 Not to put you on the spot, but you had some good ones.

00:03:57.100 Let me get to that. I wasn't.

00:03:59.320 I have stories too.

00:04:00.360 Oh, Marcella does too. Go ahead, Marcella.

00:04:02.560 Well, as you know, California, the fraud state of Soviet Union or whatever it is, just yesterday, the L.A. mayoral race had Pratt second, Bass first, and then third came Nitin Raman.

00:04:21.460 but somehow they found boats they found some somewhere um and she became the second candidate

00:04:29.460 in the runoff so it looks like she will be running against karen um two karens running

00:04:38.340 against each other the other thing that was interesting is that spencer pratt did um post

00:04:44.360 on x that he said that the 43 000 boats that were found seem familiar to him that's because 43 000

00:04:54.440 um there's about 43 000 homeless um in the la area so that was interesting oh cool connection

00:05:06.920 with that vote but anyways um there was an interview with president trump i believe yesterday

00:05:13.800 with meet the press or maybe it was saturday i'm not certain but i don't know if you guys seen it

00:05:20.360 but he went i mean that woman kept going and going and she was like but the reason i'm bringing it up

00:05:28.580 is that he brought up california and the debacle of california is because california is still not

00:05:34.300 finished counting votes and to a california and a person that's very much not like has lived in la

00:05:41.780 to us this is not anything weird this is how things are done here i heard um india what does

00:05:49.880 india have 800 billion residents they count in one day with 800 billion residents it's actually

00:05:56.060 funny you bring up um elections somewhere else because there was an election yesterday for

00:06:01.140 president or prime minister possibly prime minister of armenia and it happened yesterday

00:06:07.400 and they already kind of they had 50 percent of the vote counted and they they already knew who

00:06:13.720 won i mean it's it is so i don't know if you have anything they definitely could do it but i i think

00:06:22.060 the the biggest reason of course is the mail-in ballots and the fact that they're allowing mail-in

00:06:27.120 ballots to arrive like even if you know five days later so they literally don't know how many ballots

00:06:32.580 they're going to have for probably a week after the election right it's just ridiculous the way

00:06:36.760 is is or is california a lot more corrupt than illinois and new jersey are we winning the race

00:06:46.360 ah i mean you guys i think are just more experienced but we're like surging ahead

00:06:53.020 it's like a competition new jersey's out of control so i don't i don't know name christine

00:06:58.680 christine welker welker welker and she was really disrespectful over talking the president like

00:07:06.480 that. She got really crazy on him. I was shooketh. I was surprised because it's like, even if you're

00:07:14.000 fake news, you pretend. Yeah, but you don't interrupt the president like that either. He's

00:07:19.880 trying to talk and she's like, let's move on to Todd Blanch. Let's move on to Blanch. And I'm like,

00:07:24.800 oh my God, you're actually talking over the president who's sitting here giving you all

00:07:30.100 this time. She is so disrespectful with such an agenda. You guys, why? I can't get ramped up on

00:07:35.480 on monday it's too soon too soon yeah and he did walk out just to complete the story for anyone who

00:07:41.160 hasn't seen it he he ended the interview early and she of course then turned around and started

00:07:46.040 begging like oh i came all the way to wisconsin we should finish this come on and he just said

00:07:51.240 nope we're done oh my god you guys just see me biting my finger now it's okay it's okay well

00:07:57.720 this week i'm going to become a trillionaire so that's okay my god amazing we all are you know

00:08:04.640 if we buy the ipo for spacex oh yeah so can we all buy it everyone can buy this you can on uh

00:08:12.400 robin hood and you can actually like without having to have a huge amount of money but i think

00:08:19.280 td ameritrade they they lower the amount that you have to have invested is 20 000 i think

00:08:27.840 the other investment banks is like 200 000 that you have to have in there to actually buy the ipo

00:08:37.040 um owen are you aware of this wait is it cash or or crypto no it's it's stock so the it's a

00:08:48.080 so the ipo basically spaces is becoming a public uh company and so now you can buy stock from it

00:08:54.880 but i mean you can use crypto to buy it um i don't i guess well i think i think robin hood

00:09:02.240 has i think robin hood has crypto trading too so i'm guessing you could buy and sell the crypto

00:09:08.000 and then buy the stock with whatever you sell that's why when i heard robin hood i'm like wait

00:09:11.680 a minute yeah i don't use robin hood i don't really like some of their policies i think they

00:09:17.200 were exposed as kind of selling all the order flow to the big investment banks or somebody i

00:09:22.800 i don't know who the big the big hedge funds and stuff apparently they all buy the overflow data so

00:09:26.900 it basically allows them to front run your trades and so it and i don't even know if most people

00:09:32.400 know what that means but it basically means they can exploit what you're doing because they're told

00:09:36.280 what orders you're putting in and then you end up paying more for a stock when you buy it and you

00:09:41.720 might get less when you sell it because they can kind of manipulate the market faster than you can

00:09:45.440 and so you don't get as good pricing okay well yeah fidelity is 2000 limit and e-trade i guess

00:09:54.600 no minimum somebody's saying i i would have to check that but anyways i think it's going live

00:10:00.320 on the 11th the night of the 11th to the 12. interesting well i mean i'd love to get involved

00:10:06.460 sean cory's saying don't do it i mean this is not investment advice but you know scott would have

00:10:12.560 said this is one time in a billion years that you can buy such a company so but yeah you can buy

00:10:21.040 later okay so somebody's savvy make us a little spreadsheet or maybe just a few bullet points

00:10:28.480 what the heck is happening if you want to buy it here's one give us the the download i know sean

00:10:36.240 what's your problem man i'm not giving any financial advice on that it's up to you to

00:10:41.520 to decide and uh i don't really have a position frankly i think there is controversy around it

00:10:46.020 because i think it's going to end up probably being in the s&p 500 which means it's almost like

00:10:50.000 lots of places have to buy it once it gets there but i think it is a delayed thing where it's not

00:10:54.940 going to be there for at least a year so it's not going to happen right away but the you know

00:10:59.280 eventually given the size of it it's going to obviously be one of the largest companies so

00:11:04.160 therefore it's going to end up in being in all the index funds which basically means everybody

00:11:08.480 who has those index funds has to go buy a bunch of that stock once it's added to the index

00:11:13.760 don't know what he said but i'm gonna um i'm gonna talk to chat gpt about it i'm like oh he says

00:11:20.000 this sean says this scout callaway and jim lorio said to stay clear well you know it is very risky

00:11:28.320 and it is up to you guys what to do you know all right well there's a lot of ipos coming this year

00:11:34.960 there is open ai is doing an ipo and so is what is the name of that evil company the ai company

00:11:43.680 why can i remember anthropic claude yeah there you go oh sorry claude i don't know you

00:11:50.160 i'm just naming names oh my gosh all right most chester chester is my my boy oh did i just call

00:11:57.760 him the boy that was kind of awkward sorry didn't you genderfy him i think i did oh my gosh i'm

00:12:04.000 sorry i'm sorry um okay so marcella or owen grab us another story and i don't even have clips pulled

00:12:12.640 you guys but let's go um owen you have one ready so bill o'reilly is apparently demanding the

00:12:19.040 criminal prosecution for eugene carroll uh apparently there was a revelation that she

00:12:23.440 pocketed seven million dollars in dark money from democrats for smearing president trump and lying

00:12:28.720 under oath in her deposition. Apparently, her team only, quote unquote, refreshed her

00:12:35.240 memory and disclosed the funding right before the trial after she had already testified

00:12:39.480 under penalty of perjury that nothing like that had happened. So apparently, as you may

00:12:46.140 have suspected, she was paid off pretty significantly with $7 million to do what she did. And I

00:12:55.060 think in my opinion, she allegedly, but in my opinion, she made up this whole story and I think

00:13:00.840 there's plenty of signs of that. And it looks like she got a nice payday as part of it. And of course

00:13:05.240 she's claiming she didn't know anything about it. And, you know, but yeah, it looks like she got a

00:13:10.320 whole bunch of money. Oh my God. So I'm wondering the same for Christine Blasey Ford or whatever

00:13:18.460 her name is be yeah reid hoffman i see the name there um so yeah then good and let's see what

00:13:25.660 happened um you know i believe she's already under investigation by the doj for the perjury uh

00:13:33.100 situation where she was asked on deposition in her civil trial whether this is before the trial

00:13:40.060 whether she received any any money from an outside source and she said no on in the position which

00:13:46.940 And basically, later on, her own lawyers stipulated to the fact that they did receive this money from Reid Hoffman.

00:14:00.260 Did you see that video of her at her house?

00:14:05.660 No.

00:14:06.340 Oh, my gosh.

00:14:06.980 What did she do?

00:14:07.940 Does she have skulls?

00:14:10.340 It's really wacky.

00:14:11.980 she like lives in a woods and has like the names of her dead pets painted on her shed which the

00:14:17.500 names are nuts and then she's like and then there was like a little stream that went through here

00:14:22.620 and there's no water now so i painted all these tree trunks blue to represent that water flow

00:14:29.180 through here once and she's like i'm just like girl no girl bye so yeah i don't i don't know

00:14:36.140 know she's like a serial killer she was trump's type either you guys and that's right you know

00:14:43.640 oh wait what that's right what her cat was named remember the name of it yeah i think one was

00:14:51.920 oh yeah one was named the women part the woman part the jay day and one was like

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00:16:00.120 T-I-T-S.

00:16:02.500 Oh, are you serious?

00:16:03.820 Yeah.

00:16:04.840 I think I can say vagina also, but yeah.

00:16:08.840 Owen's like, better you than me.

00:16:10.900 Okay.

00:16:11.100 We're going to get banned.

00:16:12.220 We're going to get banned.

00:16:13.600 That is so funny.

00:16:15.960 Okay.

00:16:16.560 So craziness.

00:16:18.900 Let me go here.

00:16:19.980 All right.

00:16:20.220 So Owen, go ahead.

00:16:21.480 Hit us with another one.

00:16:22.780 All right.

00:16:23.000 Well, apparently there's a report that 94% of all American jobs in the past year have gone

00:16:27.820 to women um so out of every 100 jobs 94 of them were women uh i don't know but i think the the

00:16:39.040 explanation for it seems to be that a lot of the new jobs are in health care and that's mostly

00:16:42.920 women like nursing and things like that but um it seems like that's the the main thing there were

00:16:48.860 390,000 jobs and I think 369,000 I'm sorry so let me see so there were 369,000 jobs that the

00:17:00.000 Labor Department says were created at since Trump started his term and 348,000 went to women only

00:17:06.880 21,000 went to men so 17 times as many went to women but the again the explanation is that most

00:17:13.780 of it was healthcare and uh so that seems to be like oh i mean reason but at the same time um i

00:17:22.940 think there's also an older story that says nine out of ten new jobs in the u.s since 2020 so over

00:17:29.180 the last six years have gone to foreigners um and i think that's people who were not native-born

00:17:34.260 americans so that would include illegal and legal immigrants but people who were not born here are

00:17:38.820 you guys i took all the jobs i'm thinking does only fans count as a job yeah of course

00:17:49.300 are there men's only fans i have no idea i've never been on only fans well oh and good answer

00:17:56.820 duh i don't know i really i've never i've never been on it i believe you i figured sean could

00:18:02.980 answer in the chat or somebody way to like point it out and bookish just posted like this picture

00:18:11.800 i was like whoa bookish chunk says yes uh i would imagine there's a i would imagine there's at least

00:18:18.620 a gay part of it i don't know oh yes yes there's only fan gay gay is it a separate site or is it

00:18:24.960 the same site same site seems okay oh my gosh i befriended an only fan gay guy that oh all right

00:18:33.560 he did for a living and he was like well sean's like thanks erica um let me show you i know i

00:18:43.000 just meant i i meant when i was thinking to heterosexual i wasn't thinking of the gay side

00:18:48.940 of things but i was like oh are like girls paying men to do things like oh i don't recommend okay

00:18:54.860 um bookish is laughing you guys are so cute so um what was i gonna say all right well we're gonna

00:19:02.480 do one more story and then we have someone coming to say hello to us for scott's birthday

00:19:08.380 to give us some updates that'll be fun all right so marcella hit us with one

00:19:13.160 um the gop passed an immigration bill um it was 70 billion dollars they passed the last week

00:19:23.480 um it is for the border patrol and everything else um it was interesting that they can pass that

00:19:31.840 we have the news that the save act the save america act could not pass um so the gop the

00:19:41.440 senate passes the 70 billion dollar immigration enforcement bill after a late night going back

00:19:48.640 and forth you know but it seems interesting that the senate can do this and yet at the same time

00:19:55.840 last week the save america act did not pass and it was attempted twice um mike lee senator mike

00:20:06.400 lee attempted to pass the save america act um again and he got more votes but you needed 60

00:20:14.720 votes to pass it so it shows you that when money is involved follow the money is what

00:20:21.680 scott would tell us they're very open to passing it like the 70 billion dollar one but when it comes

00:20:30.320 to if there's not money included in the bill or it's not going to where they want to go

00:20:36.480 that they don't pass it and you know they should be investigated for not wanting to pass something

00:20:42.640 like oh hey there shouldn't be any cheating in your elections uh yeah yeah and if we could again

00:20:50.400 just do line item voting that would be the most amazing gift this country could have just vote on

00:20:56.560 each issue one at a time don't pack in your pork we don't want to hear it what am i looking at

00:21:02.960 seeing murkowski oh so here's the thing i i do have a question about this not to do like a sharp

00:21:08.800 left turn but you know this guy platner in uh in maine maine oh sandy in maine so you know he's got

00:21:18.960 this nazi tattoo he's a jackass 18 years yeah he's a complete jackass um so he's not only just a nazi

00:21:27.280 tattoo it is the tattoo of the ss officers that did the concentration camps so it's not just nazi

00:21:36.240 yeah it's like yeah it's like nazi supreme um yeah no he's a whack and he's accomplished nothing

00:21:45.100 and um you know anyway but i'm just so shocked why is susan collins still there running as a

00:21:55.500 republican like nobody was going to challenge her i don't i don't get it because part of me is like

00:22:00.980 let Graham Plattner get in just to get her out would be a gift because if he gets in once he's

00:22:08.640 never going to get in again so if that's what it's going to take to get Susan Collins out I'm

00:22:12.560 kind of almost okay with it um because people will see him for what he is what do you think

00:22:18.440 because I don't understand how we still have Susan Collins I mean she's just always one of

00:22:22.620 the four her and Murkowski McConnell and Tillis Tillis that just screw up everything like everyone

00:22:29.460 was so focused on trashing thomas massey i'm like get these four lunatics out and a lot of problems

00:22:35.540 will be solved so what i mean oh and do you have any intel on that well i think part of it is that

00:22:41.460 once you're in entrenched and you've had a few terms you probably have built up a whole fundraising

00:22:46.020 engine and you just can outspend your opponents and you also accumulate various power through

00:22:50.740 favors and other things and so i think generally speaking it is harder to displace an incumbent

00:22:57.380 But I think it may also, in the case of Collins, for example, like just be the local politics that if they ran like a true mega Republican, they may just lose.

00:23:08.660 Right. I think it's relatively close in her state.

00:23:11.100 And so I think that, you know, the alternative might be that if you if you did displace Susan Collins, the alternative would be you'd have a Democrat and it would maybe not be much better, but it might be a little worse.

00:23:23.540 you know um i feel like a ham sandwich could beat him if they just had a brain and weren't

00:23:30.020 acting like a lunatic like run someone middle of the road i don't know i just think i she's so

00:23:36.100 damaging in my opinion although she gave one of the best speeches i ever saw on the floor uh when

00:23:42.640 it came down to her for um brett cavanaugh to get in she made a hell one hell of a speech honestly

00:23:50.960 I'm going to find it and post it somewhere. It was amazing. But I don't know. I feel like

00:23:57.060 Scott would say something like this. Well, maybe we need to have Plattner to get rid of Collins.

00:24:01.720 And I'd be over here screaming like, no, he's terrible. But now I'm starting to come around

00:24:07.560 to those ideas. If that's what it takes. I mean, she's been there for 800 years. She'll be there

00:24:12.120 for 800 more. Look at McConnell, right? I mean, those people are like, I don't know. They probably

00:24:16.920 like leave the leave dc at the end of the day and they all meet in some like hospital room and they

00:24:22.920 all get like drips full of like ivs of vitamins and baby's blood it's just a joke but like how

00:24:29.040 these people just keep themselves going is amazing because everybody else wants to retire before

00:24:34.680 they're 80 i'm pretty sure but i wanted to ask is is nazi supreme better than nazi bel grande

00:24:40.840 with cheese with cheese yeah if you put cheese on it and there's a good sauce i forget what it's

00:24:46.520 called, but yeah. Got it. Yeah. All right. Well, I, I think there was also a story about Hakeem

00:24:52.680 Jeffries, um, along the lines of this, that he was basically saying, you know, someone asked him

00:24:57.280 about all this stuff with, with Plattner and others. And cause it's not the only really horrible

00:25:01.980 person running on the Democrat side, but, um, he was kind of saying, Oh, I, I haven't paid much

00:25:06.820 attention to these things. I don't know much about them. And he was just totally pretending

00:25:10.140 like he had no idea what they were saying. And, um, you know, he's like, well, they'll have to,

00:25:14.900 they'll have to talk about that that's up to them and it just seems really ridiculous that

00:25:19.820 you know their minority leader pretends not to be aware of their own candidates and their own

00:25:25.840 background um but they're they all seem to be playing this game they all seem to be just willing

00:25:30.780 to elect whoever no matter what their background is no matter what crimes they've committed no

00:25:35.060 matter what horrible things they've done in the past yeah um it doesn't seem like they have any

00:25:40.780 standards for ethics. Yeah. So Timu, I've seen Timu Obama, AOC, Schumer, like twisting themselves

00:25:49.780 into pretzels to be like, oh, oh, Bernie, Bernie Sanders. You know, it was a long time ago. You

00:25:55.960 gotta, you know, let people's past be their past. I'm like, I hate you people so much. Like none of

00:26:02.280 these people are, they're like lizard people, I guess. They're like creatures. Like, are you

00:26:07.700 kidding me you know oh i'd love to i'd love to hear them say let trump's past be his past just

00:26:13.800 one time would be amazing or anybody or pete hegseth when they dragged him around so you know

00:26:19.340 it's it's um oh and yes who just said here comes hunter by the way all right so again you guys this

00:26:26.660 whole show is just going to be left turns okay and i'll explain it to you another day but have

00:26:31.940 you guys seen hunter biden he has like burst onto the scene on x he's like answering everybody's

00:26:40.180 comments he's like ever since he went on candace owens and he got a little bit of positive feedback

00:26:44.720 because it was about sobriety and you know sobriety is great i don't believe his story

00:26:49.700 about sobriety at all but if he's sober right now i'm glad for him um but i know right see

00:26:56.900 you actually like hunter more now so people are like oh like this is kind of fun and it is fun

00:27:01.800 And I had this fantasy about having him on here and just like really asking him some

00:27:07.160 basic bitch questions that I would love the answers to and not in a mean way, but I'm

00:27:12.860 finding him interesting.

00:27:13.880 And now somebody is like, Erica, because the other day I'm like, what about Rubio Hunter

00:27:19.440 2028 uniting, you know, the parties or whatever.

00:27:22.940 Of course, I'm kidding, silly geese.

00:27:25.560 I would never think that that's normal, but it's just fun to have Hunter coming out here

00:27:31.060 like chitty chatting with maga and it's going pretty well um i scared you when i said i had a

00:27:37.880 fantasy with hunter i know i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm gonna shower right after this going back to

00:27:43.420 the only fans male version i was like hunter could do more money apparently some people are calling

00:27:49.900 hunter the mega whisperer that they're thinking he's the type of person that can take the people

00:27:54.420 that are kind of disgruntled with trump for whatever reason and convince them i suppose

00:27:57.920 to vote democrat i don't know um i don't know i don't know a data republican came out against

00:28:08.060 hunter on x she's she's a known um person there and i don't know if you guys are familiar with her

00:28:16.140 uh but she was like do not fall for it it's all uh you know it's all an op to like him to start

00:28:23.020 liking him and you know she brings up all these things that he's done and what uh ngo he was part

00:28:29.700 of and what's behind that ngo and behind that one so watch out erica do not fall in love it seems

00:28:37.940 like the most bizarre choice i don't know who's behind this it obviously is some kind of op i

00:28:42.020 don't think it's just organic i can't i also don't believe that hunter would be able to do this like

00:28:47.160 on his own um so i don't know look who's here hello hello joel

00:28:55.360 i'm sort of half dressed i had to put some pants on to be on the show

00:29:00.880 not for us none of us have pants on by the way this is a pants

00:29:07.000 yeah this is pantsless over here but i i just said just to i don't know the right words to use

00:29:15.120 when I talk about Hunter, but just to top off Hunter, um, talking about no pants. I, I think

00:29:23.180 it is fun hearing from him. And, you know, Scott would always say too, like he's kind of fun. He's

00:29:28.440 kind of interesting. It would be kind of amusing to probably hang out with him. Um, so I'm kind

00:29:34.820 of enjoying it for now. And we're getting like a peek behind the Hunter Biden curtain. Now,

00:29:39.420 I'm reminding you, this is just me talking. That's my new sign. I want to get, this is

00:29:45.020 just me talking. Basically everything a Biden say, the say is a lie. Okay. So just remember

00:29:52.280 that. So if it's coming out of a Biden's mouth, it's a lie. I, but I'm still having fun watching

00:29:57.840 him on X. So, uh, Joel, you are the best. Joel was like, Hey, let's talk about Scott's birthday.

00:30:05.040 Let's talk about Scott. And, um, Joel just did a little tour of Scott's childhood home and where

00:30:11.760 he grew up in beautiful Wyndham. And I think you had great weather while you were there, Joel. Is

00:30:16.040 that true? It was fantastically beautiful. Yeah, very beautiful. You know, with Hunter Biden,

00:30:21.800 I'll just say Scott said he sounds like a lot of fun, but I think Hunter Biden is probably the guy

00:30:25.880 who's fun before drinks. And then once he's had like a couple, he's insufferable and you want

00:30:32.360 him out of there as soon as possible. Yeah. You know, I think the party filter, if we can borrow

00:30:37.520 a paradigm from scott you know the party filter explains a lot about these people you see is the

00:30:44.200 girl you want to meet until you talk to her and then you wish you never had at the party like you

00:30:49.940 know kind of oh she looks interesting and you walk over and say hi and then like you excuse yourself

00:30:54.600 as soon as you possibly can get out of the conversation um you know and then hunter's the

00:31:00.260 guy he's just like a sloppy drunk i mean yes he sounds like a lot of fun but he went off recently

00:31:07.100 He was on a podcast with Candace Owens where he was like, I blame Israel for my dad losing power.

00:31:14.200 Like, no, you dumbass.

00:31:16.160 Your dad was like half there.

00:31:18.660 The corpse, yeah.

00:31:19.200 Yeah, I mean, you know, it's sort of, it's the cheapest and dumbest thing to blame Israel, i.e. the Jews.

00:31:24.940 Now, he's married to a Jewish woman, and he came out in support of Israel after October 7th at a rally in Malibu, just up the street from Palisades, where my home is.

00:31:34.580 but he is just going in for this conspiracy theory stuff because it excuses his own behavior and his

00:31:41.960 dad's behavior and it's just what is the theory i don't even get how israel could have been behind

00:31:48.160 that you see israel had the temerity to defend itself against hamas and that made democrats

00:31:55.020 angry and so um biden looked weak or i don't know they're they're blaming israel for this

00:32:01.820 for the loss in 24 so it was just because of the gaza war you're saying yeah there's there's a

00:32:09.160 reason that gaza was bad for biden which is that he looked weak he tried to have six of one half a

00:32:15.340 dozen of the other you know you either have to go in tough or don't go in at all and you know trump's

00:32:22.500 kind of in that dilemma right now which is sort of being resolved for him by israel i mean yesterday

00:32:27.560 after Israel was hit by missiles, Trump says, don't go, don't respond, don't respond. And of

00:32:32.400 course, Israel responded. Maybe Trump knew they would, but it's not an attractive posture to

00:32:39.140 Americans to say, we oppose terrorism as long as you don't do anything about it. And that is what

00:32:46.580 sunk Biden, not Israel as such, but it was his own sort of half-assed response where he was like,

00:32:52.520 well don't he says to iran don't attack israel okay they already did um okay israel don't

00:32:59.440 retaliate okay um we're not going to sell you these bombs to retaliate it was just all over

00:33:05.300 the place and so like either decide you're going to be a big picture you think everybody was like

00:33:09.960 oh it's all because of israel i don't think so i think a lot of that was a lot of democrats are

00:33:14.460 blaming i'm just saying like it's the dumbest scapegoat and that's where he's gone like he's

00:33:18.020 like oh you know that's that's what you know and it's so he's had one too many you know what i mean

00:33:23.600 like he's just kind of and now he thinks he's rehabilitating his image i don't know has he

00:33:27.200 paid his lawyers yet i have no idea but now he's anyway um let's not dwell on him um scott it's

00:33:33.560 scott's birthday you know so let's talk about fun things wait can we just again i want to see the

00:33:38.260 chat it's scott's 69th birthday don't don't be shy okay you make all the jokes because scott would

00:33:45.300 appreciate them you know they're being shy they're like shy right now oh we'll see i think scott

00:33:52.720 would have enjoyed his 69th birthday oh yeah i'm sure he would have we were all waiting for it

00:33:59.840 how do you think you would have celebrated it ah i think we all know um

00:34:05.000 uh you know scott scott was an incredibly special person and uh i think enjoyed celebrating things

00:34:16.820 tremendously you know it was a real privilege to be in his in his hometown in in wyndham um

00:34:23.600 and to look around and i learned a lot that i didn't know before

00:34:28.820 and it's fascinating to be there it's a beautiful part of the country it's

00:34:36.820 not too far out from albany but it's also a small town and and what's amazing is that this guy who

00:34:42.660 grew up in small town america went on to become the most incisive critic of corporate industrial

00:34:52.980 employee employer relations i mean the whole dilbert thing is incredible when you think

00:34:57.140 about where scott came from i also went to his college hartwick college and it's a small liberal

00:35:04.180 arts college has about 1100 students it's in a beautiful setting in the mountains there in the

00:35:10.020 catskill mountains and it's got a magnificent view from campus but it's very small and it's

00:35:16.820 the kind of campus where you can see a student like scott would have had a lot of nurturing

00:35:22.340 from professors, some personal relationships with professors. Interestingly, he didn't really

00:35:27.180 mention more than one or two of his professors as being particularly influential. And it wasn't

00:35:31.020 really what happened in the classroom that he talked about later in life. It was more what he

00:35:37.660 learned outside of the classroom and the experiences he had outside. But I think it was a safe place

00:35:42.880 for him to go. It wasn't too far away from home where he could focus on his ambitions. And at the

00:35:47.320 time he thought he wanted to be a lawyer, then he wanted to be an economist and a CEO. So it allowed

00:35:51.960 him to play with these different ideas in a safe way where he wasn't going to get swamped by

00:35:57.200 kids from the private school circuit in New York City or the Ivy League kids who are incredibly

00:36:06.040 competitive. I think he just had a good solid foundation there and he is to this date I think

00:36:13.440 their most distinguished alumnus although they don't really acknowledge him that much. I mean I

00:36:18.420 I did talk to a couple of school officials who were very nice and they knew he had gone there.

00:36:22.600 And I think there's a little bit of ambivalence, partly because of his politics.

00:36:27.240 And also, I could be wrong.

00:36:30.060 I don't think he gave a lot of money to his alma mater.

00:36:32.800 Well, I remember him telling a story about that.

00:36:35.440 He said they invited him for some kind of like award as one of the most distinguished alumni.

00:36:40.880 And he went to this award.

00:36:42.040 And then at the end of the speech, they basically hit him up for a huge donation.

00:36:45.980 and he's like ah okay i see what you're doing this is this wasn't about giving me award this

00:36:50.700 was about the fact that i have money and you want me to donate and i think he was turned off by that

00:36:55.560 that's how awards work i mean whenever you go to an awards dinner usually the person getting

00:37:00.500 the award is given a lot of money and it's just how it works i mean and i think he didn't know

00:37:07.380 that but i think that was in 1993 he was the distinguished alumnus so that was already a

00:37:11.880 long time ago and yeah i probably left a bad taste with him but um you know it's uh it's interesting

00:37:19.320 to be there and just and just get a sense of where he was what he was doing and you know he went home

00:37:25.480 at every opportunity to work he would he would work at the ski resort which is across the valley

00:37:30.340 from the town and he would work on his uncle's farm i saw where his uncle's farm used to be

00:37:35.460 is it still there um it's mostly housing it's mostly been converted into housing but there are

00:37:43.880 some fields and there certainly are a lot of farms there mostly dairy farms some hay and things like

00:37:49.460 that not too many other crops but hay for horses and i saw people riding horses you know just

00:37:56.620 riding for fun um is his childhood home still there his childhood home is still there the tree

00:38:03.140 house that his parents built for his sister is still there and uh the the little neighborhood

00:38:10.160 he lived in is still there oh yeah did you get to go inside his house i did not no i did not i

00:38:15.940 didn't i didn't go inside his house we did not disturb the the occupants i just followed his

00:38:20.280 his sister's lead on that you know okay but what's interesting about the house is that his parents

00:38:25.540 built it themselves they built it themselves and it has a concrete block style of of architecture

00:38:32.700 in the sense that you know it was the kind of thing you could do almost diy they i think they

00:38:36.700 left the electrical systems and the plumbing to people who knew what they were doing but they

00:38:40.780 built the walls they made the plans they did it all themselves and one of the things i'll explore

00:38:45.500 in the book a little bit is scott's idea of a talent stack almost seems natural when you're

00:38:51.260 in wyndham because everybody has to learn to do everything in a town like that you know it's not

00:38:56.540 easy to call people especially in the days before the internet and long distance phone calls being

00:39:02.060 cheap and that kind of thing. I mean, if you needed to know something or do something,

00:39:04.640 you had to figure it out yourself. And so the only people who did really well were people

00:39:08.420 who could do everything. And so he learned from an early stage that having multiple talents is

00:39:13.780 the way to go. Oh yeah. Collecting eggs and working in the ski resort. I mean,

00:39:19.940 that's a stack right there. And I love the way Scott said eggs. It was like eggs.

00:39:24.560 Eggs. Yeah. And I think that talent stack concept is also just like still very relevant because

00:39:30.080 we have kind of transitioned into this specialist mentality where it's like you're just supposed to

00:39:34.840 be an expert at one thing and you're not really expected to do anything else and I think people

00:39:39.920 have lost a lot of those basic life skills that everybody knew beforehand because their parents

00:39:46.040 would show them or they'd have to do it as a teenager growing up or whatever and you know I

00:39:50.680 really felt like I didn't learn a whole lot about that sort of thing from my father and you know

00:39:57.220 the best way to learn it now is just there's a youtube video for everything so when you need to

00:40:02.000 fix your car you need to repair something you can either plug it in ai or you can go on youtube and

00:40:06.600 figure it out a lot of the time but still it's very you know intimidating for a lot of people

00:40:11.420 and you might not even imagine you could do that in many cases and sometimes it won't work but um

00:40:16.920 i do think the talent stack idea is just very um you know mind bending or just it changes your

00:40:23.860 paradigm when you think, okay, it's not about being an expert at one thing. It's about being

00:40:27.240 pretty good at a lot of things and having that mix of skills that no one else has. And I think

00:40:33.640 it is really effective. And I think it's true. I probably have a pretty good talent stack,

00:40:38.460 at least within the realms that I work in. And I think a lot of it is not just being an expert

00:40:43.940 in one thing. It's the combination of things that helps. Sure. Instead of staying in a lane,

00:40:49.820 right and scott hated that too if somebody would say stay in your lane he's like what do you mean

00:40:54.460 stay in your lane wait i just have to acknowledge in the chat because it's just you know for those

00:41:00.060 of us that used to tease scott yes he would say eggs he would say measure and both instead of

00:41:06.940 both sometimes but then we would tease him and then he would try to correct it and once in the

00:41:12.860 blue the measure would came would come out again but he'd always then he'd say okay measure measure

00:41:17.820 And he like learned to say measure, not measure.

00:41:20.220 But we loved all those little Scott-isms.

00:41:22.960 I'm like, I just want you, I'm reading everybody in the chat.

00:41:25.920 I mean-

00:41:26.380 Is that the New York in him?

00:41:28.260 Is that the upstate New York?

00:41:29.720 That Wyndham area.

00:41:30.680 It's beautiful up there.

00:41:31.880 It's like its own little, it's so nice.

00:41:34.360 I had a girlfriend from rural Illinois when I was in college and she used to say milk instead of milk.

00:41:40.740 Yeah.

00:41:41.140 I could do a whole show on this.

00:41:43.640 How do you say dresser?

00:41:45.880 drawer because some people say draw or drawer it's like it's so funny we're in the same country

00:41:54.140 everyone says things so differently country oh my god this is this is an odd morning because

00:42:00.560 i have like three interviews at once today because of all the la stuff going on yes but

00:42:04.960 i would just uh leave you with this i've been putting up a couple of pictures from scott's

00:42:10.560 archive on social media so if you follow me on x it's at joel pollack j-o-e-l-p-o-l-l-a-k no c

00:42:19.020 and on instagram it's exactly the opposite it's pollack joel but there'll be there'll be more

00:42:24.740 material and the project is very very challenging but it's also a lot of fun and i think it's going

00:42:33.760 to be great fun for people who loved scott and people who've never been been exposed to him

00:42:40.140 oh yeah i think i think that um you know i think it's going to be it's going to be a lot of fun so

00:42:46.580 and we're still on track with everything joel we're still on track i'm eight chapters through

00:42:52.700 the second draft i've got three chapters to go so we should finish the second draft by the 4th of

00:42:57.280 july and then the really hard work happens because we've got to get the third draft done

00:43:02.480 in about six weeks to make sure that it's out by the fall and that's going to be the hard stuff so

00:43:07.680 I'm kind of compressing parts of the process to do certain things

00:43:12.780 simultaneously, like interview simultaneously with drafts.

00:43:16.120 And it's, it's a challenge, but, you know, I think it's,

00:43:21.000 I think it's going to be amazing.

00:43:24.680 I think,

00:43:25.520 I think it's going to be a bestseller because I think the fans are going to

00:43:28.400 want to read it. And, and, you know,

00:43:31.240 it's not going to be an encyclopedic thousand page compendium of Scott Adams

00:43:36.860 material, because he put so much out there that I think people will enjoy discovering that for

00:43:44.460 themselves. But what I'm going to do in the book is try to connect things and show especially how

00:43:50.160 the different phases of his life were actually a continuity. There wasn't some kind of a break.

00:43:58.480 A lot of the people who knew him from Dilbert were surprised by his later political writing.

00:44:03.000 a lot of people who came to him through politics didn't know much about his earlier Gilbert

00:44:07.060 writing, but actually there's some really interesting connections across those periods

00:44:12.020 and across his entire life. And I think that's what people will enjoy seeing and learning from.

00:44:16.640 And I'm going to try to draw out the principle I think that he would have wanted to be remembered

00:44:20.280 by. Oh, perfect. I'm sure you guys, I mean, so how long ago did he ask you to do this?

00:44:28.260 we started talking about it probably early december last year so it was pretty close to the

00:44:36.900 end which was unusual the previous biography i did was also someone who had terminal cancer

00:44:42.200 but we had several months we agreed to do that biography seven months before she died so we got

00:44:51.380 through a draft together i was able to show her a draft and she was able to read it and comment on

00:44:57.700 it and send me changes and updates so that was something I was not able to do with Scott and

00:45:02.780 then of course with Shelly passing away I lost another resource there someone I could talk to

00:45:07.680 yeah but I think the the essence is there and he and I did sit together a lot and talk about his

00:45:14.940 life and we got the basics done which I think is is good so I think I think it'll work it would

00:45:24.440 have been nice to have had a little bit longer but that's what we've got um of course uh yeah

00:45:30.220 i was thinking all the same things that you just said and then um oh gosh i i can't i don't know

00:45:35.480 why i forget his name he was so amazing at scott's memorial who's writing the forward um even past

00:45:42.640 this yeah past this yeah oh god how's how have you been in touch with him i spoke to him briefly

00:45:48.660 a couple weeks ago we're going to talk more but you know he told the story about how scott helped

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00:46:56.060 visit shell.ca slash loyalty for full details today and i think i think scott felt the duty

00:47:03.300 to pay it forward in that sense to help someone who came to him for advice and i think we can all

00:47:10.220 do that a little bit more. It was such a beautiful story too, just how that happened. And he was also

00:47:15.920 an attorney in California, like litigation. Yeah. And I mean, his, his talk, I'd like to clip that

00:47:24.660 for you guys too, and just go over that again. I mean, you guys were so beautiful and eloquent,

00:47:29.760 everybody that spoke there and it just showed the love for Scott and, you know, how useful he was

00:47:37.720 for everybody and caring and wanted everybody to rise up. Never selfish. So good. I know you have

00:47:45.060 to go, Joel, but you mentioned something on X about Joshua Lysak being involved.

00:47:52.420 Yeah. Joshua was Scott's publisher, especially after he got canceled and he republished a lot

00:47:56.600 of Scott's books. So Joshua is going to be publishing the biography. So he is my editor

00:48:01.800 and publisher for this project. That's Scott. I love it. Like Scott's like, let me get my people

00:48:08.160 in there. It's so sweet. Oh, Joel, I'm so glad you could pop on because there's, you know,

00:48:15.060 you're, you're the man. I mean, you are the guy that Scott shows that like I say it every time

00:48:22.120 there could be no other person that could do this with as much respect and care like you are. And

00:48:28.020 we're going to be so freaking excited to get this book in our hands.

00:48:32.880 I would just say one more thing about Scott's birthday. I saw Scott on his last birthday

00:48:37.900 and it was a Sunday. It was the day after his daughter Savannah had had a wedding reception

00:48:46.500 at his house. And he told me that he didn't expect to live more than a few weeks at that point.

00:48:53.000 He was in an incredible amount of pain. And then he started taking these testosterone blockers, and he was building toward a different treatment regimen. And he had this almost miraculous recovery for several months.

00:49:12.240 So instead of losing Scott over the summer last year, we all enjoyed him for another seven months.

00:49:20.920 And that in itself is incredible because he was able to impart a lot of wisdom, to share a lot of joy with people and to feel surrounded by love that people gave him.

00:49:31.380 so even though we all miss him terribly and and the 69 jokes would have been legend

00:49:37.200 um you know we we had a lot more life from scott than i think we expected this time last year so

00:49:44.600 it's something to cherish a hundred percent you're exactly right i was i was dreading

00:49:49.980 after his birthday to come for what his plans were and thank god that that changed and yes

00:49:56.840 we did have more time for closure and for wisdom and and also that he got to experience the love

00:50:05.640 everybody had for him which was the day he announced you know the next day he came back on

00:50:10.840 and said everybody should experience this like it was like being at my own wake like i had no idea

00:50:17.160 all these and i'm like oh my god i was laughing when he's like you guys should experience this

00:50:21.320 I was like, oh, but you know, and it was kind of shocking that he didn't know how far reaching and

00:50:28.180 hard we love him. Like, you know, everybody loves him. And so maybe that's a sign for us to share

00:50:35.560 how much we love the people that are with us today now while they're here and not have to wait for

00:50:40.540 something terrible. And it is true. Like, why do we always wait for a wake to say all these nice

00:50:44.780 things? I always said somebody should create a new thing called a living wake and have your wake

00:50:50.160 right now, wherever you are in life, put the poster boards up of the pictures and you just

00:50:55.420 like sit on a little throne in the front and everybody just talks about you because it's

00:51:00.420 too late sometimes. Yeah. No, no roasting, just love. But Scott was so overwhelmed and I was so

00:51:06.960 afraid of how he was going to feel reading and receiving all that. And he fricking loved it.

00:51:11.460 And it made me so happy that he got to hear all of it. He was so surprised though, that he was like,

00:51:18.180 Marcella, they loved me.

00:51:19.760 I was like, this was the best day ever.

00:51:23.780 I'm like, oh, good.

00:51:24.700 Okay, good.

00:51:26.640 All right, everybody.

00:51:27.640 Enjoy the day and I'll talk to you again soon.

00:51:29.620 You too, Joel.

00:51:30.280 We love you.

00:51:30.800 Thank you.

00:51:31.720 Thanks, Joel.

00:51:32.580 Bye, Joel.

00:51:34.640 There he goes, you guys.

00:51:36.020 Joel Pollack, we love you.

00:51:39.100 So anyway, we're going to get back to some news.

00:51:41.740 And I'm just going to remind those that are here again that tomorrow, Akira the Dawn is on.

00:51:46.500 and, um, he's going to help celebrate Scott's birthday with us. We're sort of doing like some

00:51:51.900 Scott celebrations throughout the week. So if that's all right with you guys, I think it is

00:51:57.200 we'll, we'll head in that direction. Okay. So we have 10 minutes left. Marcella, give us,

00:52:02.600 give us something juicy. Well, one thing is, um, that tonight is the New York Knicks, uh, plane,

00:52:11.280 um and trump is going to the game um and the left while i was watching morning joe this morning

00:52:20.860 god help us they came on and said how dare trump comes to a game and he's taking the nicks and the

00:52:31.220 love to the game away from us new yorkers i was just like this is the epitome of them crying so

00:52:39.360 anyways if you're if you're gonna go to the next game tonight you have to be there two hours before

00:52:45.880 and uh there's gonna be a lot of security i always get you know like i'm like like his family

00:52:55.020 or something i always get uh you know you know like nervous apprehensive like waiting at this

00:53:01.000 dinner for the press or whatever it's called i forget what it's called right now but

00:53:05.820 which is rescheduled by the way for a good reason and so like now it's like what's gonna happen and

00:53:13.660 then you know what came to mind erica why and and the um the people going underneath the uh

00:53:22.540 in brooklyn the the sewer people yeah i was like oh my gosh and tonight is gonna be the

00:53:29.820 the Unirak Knicks and I don't know. But Mondani's going to be there too. It's probably nowhere near

00:53:34.740 it, but I was like- No, it's not anywhere near it, but Mondani will also be there. So maybe he

00:53:41.880 will be safe if he sits next to him. He could wear Mondani as a bulletproof vest. I'm kidding.

00:53:48.880 You know what I mean? No one's going to hurt Mondani. They're not going to hurt him. They

00:53:52.980 love him um actually they believe in oh god all right so we're i told you left turns you guys

00:54:01.240 left turns all day today on this show all right i'm gonna turn left over to owen owen make us

00:54:06.960 sane again could you uh i don't know about that but um apparently there's a 205 page report that

00:54:13.440 came out showing that the waltz administration just totally ignored all the fraud as billions

00:54:17.220 of dollars vanished this was the house oversight committee and it looks like they're just basically

00:54:23.360 saying you know they knew about it or they should have known about it there were plenty of warnings

00:54:27.180 that were sent all the way to the senior levels and they just didn't do anything about it

00:54:31.160 so I'm not sure if this will result in any kind of prosecutions I certainly hope so

00:54:36.020 but it looks like they're basically showing the case and all you know again it's like 200 pages

00:54:42.280 long so there's a whole lot of stuff in there I'm sure no one's going to read it but you know

00:54:46.140 they're basically saying that waltz knew about this and he just decided to let it go oh oh and

00:54:52.840 i like when you got your mouth close to the microphone it was like a whole new level i'm

00:54:58.080 like okay i just turned my head i was reading on one computer and then i switched around i'm so

00:55:03.940 punchy today you guys can you tell you never said that to me marcella your microphone's hot i've

00:55:11.280 told you that i have i have it's true um all right well tim walks is that why he didn't run for

00:55:21.280 for a governor again i think so i think that because that was right when that was all breaking

00:55:26.840 and becoming huge news so i think that was what killed his re-election bid so at a minimum there's

00:55:33.760 a consequence there but i personally think there may be some criminal involvement i mean i don't

00:55:38.060 know how it works exactly maybe he would tell me but um you know it does seem to me like if you know

00:55:44.420 frauds going on and you're enabling it or abetting it or whatever that would be legally that there

00:55:49.540 should be some consequence for that i do not want to see owen in a hijab no but look what i got you

00:55:55.380 guys very nice my quality leering i want to see it on you i know i'm gonna wear it i'm definitely

00:56:05.240 gonna wear it i'm very into it it's getting so okay all right five minutes who's got a little

00:56:12.580 story for us i like this this is fun today i'm excited we gotta we gotta get mike lindell on

00:56:19.940 here okay go ahead marcella give us a give us something juicy i don't know um well as you know

00:56:27.120 the iran iraq iran iraq what am i saying iran iran israel still going back and forth back and

00:56:33.960 forth just this morning israel was hitting targets in in lebanon um and the whole time

00:56:41.640 they've been going back and forth so what happened yesterday is and i know this is not a fun story but

00:56:48.140 anyways this is like what i live my entire like weekend was like monitoring the situation so

00:56:55.240 basically israel started um because hezbollah was throwing rockets at them then they went back and

00:57:03.200 forth with Lebanon. But then Iran stood up and said, oh, oh, no, you don't. We're going to throw

00:57:12.140 missiles at you, Israel, for throwing things at Hezbollah. So it's like become like, you know,

00:57:19.100 like dad's away. Everybody goes crazy and starts trying to kill each other. So then Iran threw

00:57:26.300 missiles at Israel. None of them, fortunately, none of them hit any targets because they were

00:57:34.020 able to get the Iranian missiles beforehand. But, and then Israel went back and hit missiles

00:57:40.840 in Iran. And basically now it's like the most fiery ceasefire ever. It's probably over.

00:57:49.460 So I think Trump came out either last night or this morning saying that everybody needs to stop

00:57:56.040 shooting that was his place and then there was another post that like we're gonna have peace

00:58:02.740 believe it because these two have to stop so iran said that they were stopping um however after that

00:58:11.040 israel has been um fighting with lebanon again please israel please just stop long enough for

00:58:18.860 us to stop this just just do what you want but just wait till we're done and we're out of this

00:58:24.100 and it's wrapped up and then you're on your own. Just stop. Do I need to intervene? I'm going to

00:58:31.460 try. Smart. No, this is not a blue Monday, you guys. Okay. Scott wants us to be happy and to be

00:58:39.900 useful. There's no reason to be sad. He's in a better place and his legacy continues. We love

00:58:48.460 him so much. We miss him for sure. But like, you gotta just, you know, shake it off and just do

00:58:56.900 all the things he'd want you to do. Work on your talent stack, touch grass, be useful, help a

00:59:01.700 friend. If someone's lonely, give them a call. You know, learn a new, a new skill, read your

00:59:08.880 reframe books, practice a reframe, write a reframe, reach out to people on here. And, you know, just

00:59:16.580 really, um, do things that will make him proud. Okay. Cause he would never want to see us being

00:59:23.500 sad and down. He'd want us, you know, he, he moved on with things. I mean, as we saw, we witnessed

00:59:29.700 for a decade plus, so we can do it too. Okay. So we're not moving on from losing Scott, but we're,

00:59:36.920 we're going to celebrate him every single day by living our lives and using and incorporating

00:59:44.180 all the things we can that he ever taught us and and you guys i'm gonna work on my t's i see you

00:59:49.980 guys making fun of me for my t's that came out of nowhere important i can say important i know you

00:59:56.280 guys are like where's your t's so i'm gonna work on that to be useful for you people um because i

01:00:00.960 love you so i don't think you need to change the way you're talking erica thank you owen you're so

01:00:06.300 sweet everyone's like erica all right so it's like my little measure and eggs is important i think

01:00:12.240 it's fine to have these differences it's not it's not a problem oh and carry on well i just think

01:00:18.840 you know i i'm from the midwest i'm sure i have some words that i don't pronounce the way other

01:00:23.720 people think they should and i understand that people on the east coast or the west coast have

01:00:27.800 those differences people in the south have those differences but i kind of like that i like the

01:00:31.900 fact that you have your sort of you know regional dialect and we can all understand each other so

01:00:37.860 there's no reason why you need to say everyone's got to pronounce every word the same way thank

01:00:43.500 you so much owen thank you all right guys so i got a pass from owen himself so tease be damned

01:00:50.320 um okay marcella are you gonna make a useful day today i will i will and i won't be sad

01:00:59.380 that's right you wore green to honor scott his favorite color his favorite color and owen i know

01:01:07.100 you're going to be useful today of course i know you're wearing green

01:01:13.980 owen's going to go out there what are you doing today owen oh working but i'll just be going

01:01:18.300 right back to work that's it that's it all right you guys so be here tomorrow for akira we'll

01:01:26.060 we'll replay the one song you heard we'll groove out we'll debut the other one it's so good i'll

01:01:31.820 tell you the title here's a teaser it's called cha-ching and it's so freaking catchy i love it

01:01:39.740 um so don't be late tomorrow you guys and um owen and marcella thank you this was kind of a fun

01:01:45.980 interesting show for the three of us over here um and i'm going to throw my printer out the window

01:01:50.860 in a second um i love you guys um marcella and owen and i thank you guys so much um we want to

01:01:58.780 thank scott and shelly because they collabed to make this show possible and to continue so we're

01:02:06.460 going to be extra extra useful today in honor of scott and his 69th birthday people and we're

01:02:12.780 going to celebrate his birthday a little bit all week okay let's make it his birthday week

01:02:17.500 so um as always a closing sip to scott okay guys say your goodbyes love you happy 69 to everyone

01:02:25.820 happy birthday

01:02:35.020 and if you ever watched howard stern and you know 69

01:02:40.620 that's a little inside howard stern joke oh my god i'm fine r.i.p howard stern i never watched

01:02:46.940 him really is howard stern dead i didn't know he was dead if he is because i said rip yeah

01:02:58.700 no but his show sucks now oh my gosh

01:03:07.660 bye guys i don't know what happened to that guy actually oh he's mental

01:03:11.180 i could just i'll stay on and riff on howard right now i'll tell you

01:03:15.740 bye guys bye everyone

01:03:20.540 trump broke them that's right stern had major tds howard's not dead but his show is dead even

01:03:40.300 though he just got renewed his show is dead oh my gosh so you guys i'm just laughing i don't i

01:03:50.460 rumble you're sticking around because you just get the extra which i'm happy um i was trying to get

01:03:57.760 something done during the show and that's why i was distracted and laughing and i had i said a

01:04:02.600 little prayer to scott before the show i'm like please don't give me the throw the printer out

01:04:08.240 the window glitches today. Like, please let everything I'm doing go well. And then I'm like,

01:04:14.580 well, if Scott has to say, he's going to send a sign by glitching me and sure enough. So I'm going

01:04:19.520 to try again, maybe Wednesday to, to do the little thing I wanted to do. So we'll see. Oh, thanks you

01:04:25.660 guys. I don't know if he came out of his basement yet, Howard Stern, but I was like, um, very

01:04:33.180 involved with a lot of the people that show for a long time, um, friends with a lot of them.

01:04:38.880 I won't say too much more, but yeah. And then Trump came on the scene and he lost his shit.

01:04:44.460 He could not keep it together. And Scott's birthday is today, but we're going to sort of

01:04:49.100 celebrate all week. Um, so I just, I, I, I listened to him through so many eras of like

01:04:57.300 whining and tantrums and complaining and this and that. I tried to hang on when Trump first started

01:05:03.520 to run, but then he got out. All right. So Howard Stern is best friends with Jimmy Kimmel.

01:05:09.140 So if you didn't know that, that's important to know. They're besties. Their wives are besties.

01:05:14.640 They vacation together. They do everything together. Howard has the biggest man crush on

01:05:22.340 Jimmy going way back. And I think that was kind of his first real, is Jimmy Kimmel an A-lister?

01:05:29.820 I guess A-lister friend. And I think he got all caught up in it. And yeah, like Howard Stern goes

01:05:35.820 on vacation with Kimmel, with Jennifer Aniston, with all of them. And he just turned into what

01:05:41.300 we called, if you watched him and you were behind the scenes with him, or you were like a fan of

01:05:45.480 his show, like a real, like I was like a real fan for, I don't even know how many years, decades

01:05:50.680 and decades. Um, he became Hollywood Howard. That's what we started to call him Hollywood

01:05:56.160 Howard because he changed so much. It's like, he forgot everything who he was, where he was,

01:06:01.160 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I did not date high pitch Eric, but I have, I know high pitch Eric and

01:06:06.840 I am friends with Marianne from Brooklyn. And if you guys know these people, um, so yeah, JD.

01:06:15.820 uh, I know, I know Howard Stern. I mean, Howard. So, you know, he was just like in New York,

01:06:26.080 New Jersey radio. So right here. So I literally grew up listening to Howard. Um, so, well,

01:06:33.140 a lot of people left their wives and husbands, but, um, so, you know, we were used to it here.

01:06:39.680 we were used to like the whole, you know, just kind of being raunchy for back in the day. And

01:06:48.020 yeah, so I don't know. High Pitch Eric, he's a mess. Baba Booey. Let me see. You saw High Pitch.

01:07:00.420 Oh, so Andy, I see medicated Pete all the time and I see, oh my God, what's his name?

01:07:12.540 Oh, Asian Pete. Asian Pete works at Lowe's near me. And I actually haven't seen him there in a

01:07:19.640 while, but Asian Pete works near me. And I would see Beetlejuice all the time, all these people.

01:07:28.380 so they're they're like all around here all the whack packers of course yep beetlejuice beat

01:07:34.220 and uh yeah so i you know i had so much fun it was like he was so much a part of my life that

01:07:41.280 whole crew but i was just like oh my god yep i go back to the 80s jane lane um yeah so today

01:07:50.520 He's just like an old bajillionaire in his house with his, oh, Ronnie, the limo driver. Yep,

01:07:59.100 Ronnie. That's who would say 69. So I was like friends with all of them on Twitter and I don't

01:08:07.040 know. Elegant Elliot. Oh my God. I did Dr. Von Hardy and I will be using that. Thank you.

01:08:18.300 You guys are killing me, the ones that know some of these people.

01:08:22.720 I wasn't on his show, but I was friends with everybody.

01:08:26.520 Not everybody, but a chunk of people from the show.

01:08:28.820 And then when he started AGT, remember America's Got Talent, which was ridiculous.

01:08:35.060 Marianne from Brooklyn, if you know her, she had like a, what's it called?

01:08:41.040 She had like box seats for the show all the time.

01:08:44.740 And so she wanted me to be there all the time.

01:08:47.080 So I'd go up to Newark and hang with her in the box and like Bobo would be there. And

01:08:51.760 I think high pitch was there one time. I forget who else was there. Some of the oldies like,

01:08:58.340 Oh, Stella, how does she know? How does she know? But I played a game where he guests. Oh my God.

01:09:06.240 It was, it was a good time. That show

01:09:08.080 SJV you're stuck up now. My goodness. It was a fun show.

01:09:17.080 Um, yeah, it was fun. Let me see. Jim, just, you can't think literally with a, oh,

01:09:27.740 crackhead Bob. Oh my God. You guys, I'm forgetting everybody's names. It's so crazy.

01:09:33.840 Good for you SJ. I'm proud of you. Fred. Oh my God. Like, uh, Andy, Andy, didn't we

01:09:43.520 connect over Stern on Scott's show. I feel like that was our connection for sure. So Andy's New

01:09:51.060 Jersey. So he heard Stern, like we've heard Stern forever and ever way longer than, you know,

01:09:57.620 than when he went on, um, XM. Hello, Mary Kay. My friend is one of the chapter girls in private

01:10:04.740 parts. I wonder what chapter she was. I forget. Stella. Oh my gosh. And then he had that show

01:10:19.320 on channel nine. Yikes. And I remember Scott used to say like, oh, I thought I would have

01:10:26.400 been a good guest on Stern. And I was like, no, it it's like a whole East coast, West coast vibe.

01:10:33.140 i'm glad scott was never on there because when he would have been on there back in the day with

01:10:40.420 dilbert it would have not been great oh channel nine was your first yep eagle beak oh burrow

01:10:51.000 hobbit where are you going you're out of here you're announcing you're leaving

01:10:57.060 howard stern chapter girls it was from his book private parts so for each chapter he had like a

01:11:07.260 girl like in a little dress or something standing there for the chapter the howard stern memorial

01:11:14.460 show oh yeah norm he loved norm norm was awesome on there belated good morning to y'all hello

01:11:24.000 Persuasion Club. Artie. Artie. I loved Artie. Artie Lang. I know. Norm Macdonald. I mean,

01:11:34.860 it's like if you don't get him, I feel like you're one of those people that doesn't understand humor.

01:11:40.520 I don't know, Andy. Artie's still alive. Thank God. I mean, it's almost a miracle, right?

01:11:46.880 you get to be a chapter girl. High five. Yeah. A bunch of my friends like went into the city

01:11:54.180 to parade around to see if they could be a chapter girl. And my friend Priscilla was

01:11:59.900 Gilbert. Oh my gosh. You guys, if you don't know Howard, this is so boring for you. I understand.

01:12:06.340 I'm sorry. So, okay. Norman Gilbert, you guys, that appearance of Norm on the view was so

01:12:18.780 fricking funny when he's talking about the Clintons dead. So good. Oh, Bob Saget's roast.

01:12:30.800 Oh yeah. And then Norm on, um, Conan O'Brien. Amazing. I can't believe I remembered Conan's

01:12:41.960 name. Sometimes you ever like go blank and you're like, no, no, I'm never going to get it, but I got

01:12:45.920 it. I can't stand Kimmel or Stern either. It's so pathetic, but they're like gaga over each other,

01:12:54.220 but it's perfect because they're both little crybabies.

01:12:59.700 I do too. I'll watch Norm on YouTube too. Jim, I'm not near Candace, but I do watch Candace.

01:13:09.440 It's just, I'm curious. I'm just curious. I watch a lot of things that you guys probably

01:13:17.780 wouldn't want to watch either. And just like Marcella watched Morning Joe. I can't, I can't.

01:13:24.220 Um, but Stella's hungry bookish.

01:13:29.680 Where is she?

01:13:32.360 She had, uh, two breakfasts already and we'll be having her lunch in a moment.

01:13:41.080 You never thought Conan was funny.

01:13:43.280 I think he's funny.

01:13:48.520 Uh, Joe is a kook morning, Joe.

01:13:54.220 you pay you pay for CNN sometimes what do you mean pay no way norm Stella watches and filters Candace

01:14:09.140 hi shiba

01:14:12.760 oh yeah i do too crank one

01:14:19.940 she's in no she's in tennessee she's there

01:14:27.700 you get the app to see oh yeah i mean it is it is good to peep in on like the bat

01:14:36.660 shit stuff once in a while, just so you know. It only makes you more well-informed.

01:14:42.520 Yeah, the chapter girls. Oh, look at that. I love that. Kimblee. Aw.

01:14:54.220 Oh, this cat, she is angling all the time. Last night, I got in bed. I gave her... I feed the

01:15:01.780 two of them right before I go upstairs to go to bed because I just want to, oh, you don't hear

01:15:07.020 her notice. I just want her to like, be like satiated through the night. And you know, cause

01:15:12.540 she just, if you guys don't know, she has kidney failure. She's very, very thin. You know, we're

01:15:18.520 just kind of at that point. And so I'll, I'll feed her. Then she comes upstairs, she gets in the bed

01:15:25.580 and she just starts staring at me. And so then I'll give her like these little treats I have for

01:15:30.360 her for kidney care. So I give her her little treats, but then she just stares at me and I'm

01:15:35.340 like, I gave you your treats. I can't fit any more in her. She's like, and I'm just like,

01:15:41.740 how long are we doing this for? I mean, I think she stared at me for a half an hour last night

01:15:45.400 and I'm reading and I would look at her and just start laughing. I'm like, I can't fit any more

01:15:49.740 in you. Um, do you guys hear her? Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy. So, so far, um, she's really, really tough

01:16:02.660 to like handle. I do have the sub Q fluids, like in that closet right there. I have the bag,

01:16:09.320 the needles, the whole thing. Um, and if needed, yes, thanks, Jimmy. I agree. And if needed,

01:16:16.460 one of the vet techs will come over and help me. But it's so traumatizing to her to do anything

01:16:22.560 like that. So what I do is she has like a special kidney food that she eats, like renal food. And I

01:16:29.240 put, bye NJ, love you. But I put a lot of water, like a hot water in it. And I mush it to like

01:16:37.380 mushy, mushy, mushy, because it has like carrots and rice and stuff in it. But I flatten it all

01:16:42.200 out to a puree. And, um, I don't think she's in any pain. All right, let me, I'll tell you this.

01:16:49.640 So then I add a little more water and I mush that in. So I try to get as much liquid into the water.

01:16:55.860 And then I, I pour a little bit of like this liquid treat on top of it because the kidney

01:17:02.000 food is not that great. So I figure I dilute the flavor of the kidney food and then I add the little

01:17:06.980 treat on top. And then once she licks the tree, she's like, oh, and then I put a little bit of

01:17:12.480 Miralax in her food. I sprinkle it in so she doesn't get constipated or anything. And as

01:17:18.480 long as everything is moving, she's getting fluids and all of that. So, you know, so far,

01:17:25.160 so good. Here she comes. Here she is. Here's the little baby.

01:17:31.120 I love you. I love you. Are you purring?

01:17:42.500 So she's a good girl. She probably, she weighs under five pounds now, but she's feisty, you guys.

01:17:51.240 She runs up and down the stairs. She chases George, my other cat that you never see. Yeah,

01:17:56.740 I had a lick mat, but she's a good eater.

01:18:00.920 She is a good eater.

01:18:02.480 Aw, you guys are so cute.

01:18:05.780 Thank you.

01:18:06.620 I know, I was like, oh my gosh, everyone hates

01:18:08.460 that I don't say my T's, and I never realized it.

01:18:12.540 And I was like, do I need to enunciate more?

01:18:15.080 Enunciate more?

01:18:18.720 She's so pretty.

01:18:20.060 She's a little hot mess.

01:18:21.300 I love her.

01:18:23.020 So I'm gonna, you guys, don't worry.

01:18:24.440 I feed her literally all day. All day I feed her. Oh, I've seen vegan cat videos and it's so sad

01:18:38.160 and disgusting what people are doing at Italian. Scott B. Day Avenue of suggestions. Oh, you guys

01:18:47.800 are so cute. Don't enunciate. I know. I'm like, I can't think about everything at once. You guys

01:18:53.880 are so cute. I know. I saw Mike Burt say, what was the word I said? I said, forgotten. And he's

01:19:01.400 like, it's forgotten. And I'm like, oh God, what am I saying? Forgotten. Yeah. Forgotten.

01:19:08.020 Oh God. Yeah. Vegan pets is evil. Cats, dogs are carnivores. So not nice.

01:19:14.760 she is crank one. I am just determined to keep her fully hydrated, not constipated. I try to

01:19:24.580 get as many calories as I can in her and just be gentle with her and love her.

01:19:33.300 Yep. Aw, you guys are cute.

01:19:36.560 yes exactly jimmy and like this one chick was like my my dog is vegan and she's like i'm gonna show

01:19:49.120 you he loves salad which like of course broke my heart immediately like these animals you know

01:19:54.500 they're technically are prisoners right so if you're not treating them right they have no way

01:20:00.120 to get the help and unfortunately too many people want to get clicks off of like content with their

01:20:06.420 pets, which I also feel bad about. I'm like, stop making your pets do stupid stuff to make money.

01:20:12.880 They just want to be pets, right? And they just want love and food and shelter, and then they'll

01:20:18.400 give you everything. And so she has her dog outside. She's like sitting on her front porch

01:20:23.260 and she has a table and she has like a pile of lettuce and then a pile of dog food next to it.

01:20:29.640 And she's like holding her dog back and she's like, he loves lettuce. And so she lets go of

01:20:34.540 him and he like takes his whole mouth, scoops up all of the meat and just like swallows it.

01:20:41.200 And she's like, oh my God. And I'm like, yeah, you're a fucking animal abuser, jerk. So thanks,

01:20:48.160 Mary Kay. So I'm just like, you know, what are we doing people? You're a vegan, your dog's not

01:20:53.340 a vegan and your dog, like your dog is not, I don't even know what the word is where you pretend

01:20:58.740 that their sex gender is fluid. I'm like, you know, if you go to the vet and you're like,

01:21:04.380 oh, my female dog's really a boy. Then that's where the rubber meets the road.

01:21:10.520 Me too. When people scare their pets, like even when they do like that thing where they're like,

01:21:16.100 I barked at my dog to see what he would do. And they do like an aggressive bark at their dog,

01:21:20.560 like leave your dog alone. Oh my God. And then people were doing this thing where they're like,

01:21:26.660 oh, cats are really afraid of cucumbers or zucchini. So their cat would be eating. I have,

01:21:32.340 now I have cat hair on my nose and they'd put like a zucchini on the floor behind the cat

01:21:36.380 and the cat would turn around and like have a fricking heart attack. And I'm like,

01:21:40.220 they're not afraid of zucchini, but when they went to eat their food, they were safe. When

01:21:45.160 they turned around, there was a thing that maybe looked like a snake behind them. And now do you

01:21:49.840 really want to mess up the way your pet eats? Like, is that what you want to do? Like make like

01:21:54.300 a phobia that now they're afraid to eat their food because a predator's coming. I don't know.

01:21:58.940 I'm telling you, I could just go on and on.

01:22:02.200 Cats will go blind without meat.

01:22:05.060 Oh, interesting, yep.

01:22:07.560 Dee, don't do that.

01:22:11.460 Ooh, yummy.

01:22:12.440 I know carrots.

01:22:13.200 I think carrots too, right?

01:22:16.180 Lemon Minty, my other cat, Olivia,

01:22:18.700 lived to 24 and a half and she was four and a half pounds.

01:22:24.280 Lord, what is it, National Scott Adams Day?

01:22:28.460 Yes. Your cat loved pizza. Oh, okay. D fine. Oh my God. But I think, um, I don't know. I think

01:22:41.300 once I don't have Stella and George anymore, I don't think I can do it again. My friends are

01:22:46.560 like, you can't like, you won't go anywhere. You won't do anything. Yeah. Oh, don't regret it.

01:22:55.660 Sanville. Don't regret it. There's a reason. There was a reason. I'm sure that you did that.

01:23:05.140 Had

01:23:05.620 Lib chips. Oh, love chips. Aw. I have my friend's cat likes tortilla chips.

01:23:15.640 McDonald's. Oh my God. I don't think my cats ever ate any of this stuff.

01:23:20.080 They like if, you know, if there's like chicken for dinner or fish or salmon or something,

01:23:24.340 which I realized salmon is fish. Oh, you wished you had done it a year earlier.

01:23:33.280 Don't just don't second guess it. Don't just don't second guess it. You gave your cat, I'm sure

01:23:40.020 the most loving best life. And I'm sure your cat had a lot longer to go because it was loved and

01:23:49.620 cared for. So please don't second guess yourself. It's just torture.

01:23:58.240 I don't know, SJ. Cornbread.

01:24:05.560 I don't know if I will because like now I'm getting to that age in my life where I'm just like,

01:24:11.140 you know, what if I want to go to Florida for a month? You know, I'm not tracking a cat back and

01:24:18.620 forth. They don't like to travel and I don't want to worry about it. And like, I hate leaving them.

01:24:23.360 I love them so much. I can't stand it. Yeah. Zanville, please. Honestly, you can, what if

01:24:29.960 something till the end of the earth, you just have to find peace that you, you loved your cat so much

01:24:37.980 and you only wanted to do what was best for it. There was nothing nefarious. So please don't

01:24:44.700 second guess it. It's so, I mean, even when, you know, I put Olivia to sleep, that decision was so

01:24:52.280 soul crushing. Oh, thank you. It's so soul crushing. And then you're like, was it the

01:24:58.400 right time? Is it, you know, like you can second guess everything. And then I just had to say like,

01:25:02.600 I mean, flavor, that's what you got to do. I was thinking that too. Well, I was fostering

01:25:15.580 George and I failed. So he's our boy. Let me see. I know pets are family. Scott didn't

01:25:28.680 like birds. Yeah. Feral cats don't live long. That's for sure. Go NJ girls.

01:25:43.360 Oh God, Andy. And I said, Andy would eat my cat. I was making it racist Asian joke.

01:25:50.400 don't Andy don't he's is he gone that's so funny let me see oh look at little Chrissy in the grass

01:25:59.520 I like other people that's what I was kind of thinking too like maybe if um my friends needed

01:26:07.000 me to I could like take their pet to my house when they go away I know poor Snickers Snickers

01:26:12.860 Snickers was ready. Renee, you have a great day. Let me see. You have a pet closet of dead pet

01:26:24.340 ashes. I have Olivia's upstairs. Stella is like for sure. Like, you know, when you have like that

01:26:31.060 soul pet, like she's just my fricking ride or die. Oh, he did Troy.

01:26:42.860 Um, yeah. All right. So Scott, I mean, I I've mentioned it on here before, but so one of the

01:26:50.100 reasons he stopped doing the man caves for a while was because hi, Goldie, um, was because, um,

01:27:00.940 he'd feel bad, you know, like people would say like, oh, I'm sick or my mother-in-law died or

01:27:05.780 this happened or, you know, and, and everyone's like talking to each other, but sometimes it

01:27:10.360 would get like really like, okay, like, you know, let's take the focus off of everyone's problems

01:27:16.520 because then Scott would see it and feel bad. So, um, come on. So, you know, he was just like,

01:27:23.620 I need a break. Or like sometimes if, if people were carrying on about anything sad, I would try

01:27:31.280 to like gently be like, okay, like moving along because he would just see it and be like, ah,

01:27:36.820 I got to go. And he would just end it. So, you know, I get it. I get it.

01:27:45.160 Five boxes of cremated dogs on your fireplace. Oh,

01:27:50.200 oh yeah. Filter out negativity if you can. I mean, compassion. Yes. But

01:28:01.860 you know, it's just, it's, it's hard to try to focus on a group of people. And then you see

01:28:10.340 something that's not that it's negative, but it's like a bummer. And you're like, Oh, like,

01:28:14.800 I don't want, I don't want everyone to be bummed out. I don't want people to be brought down.

01:28:19.000 And it is true as JV, you have to be very careful what you think about you can bring about.

01:28:24.440 So like for me, um, I don't even like to mention this or think about it, but you know how like,

01:28:30.900 Um, I think there's some month as breast cancer awareness month and things are pink. I would

01:28:37.100 never buy a pink thing that represents breast cancer awareness month. Why? So every time I

01:28:45.000 look at it, I think about breast cancer. No, you know, and it's not like I'm trying to be like,

01:28:50.160 Oh, I'm ignorant to the fact, but it's just like, I don't want to think about it. You know,

01:28:54.980 I don't want to. Yeah. Yes. Jared. I don't watch like overly graphic. When I was young,

01:29:00.260 I could watch anything, but then you get older and, um, you like realize like what the impact

01:29:06.700 of those things are that you're watching. And you're just like, I don't want to fill my head

01:29:10.020 with that. And by the way, X being on X is so toxic now that I'm just like, you know,

01:29:21.960 it's like, you got to take a deep breath and just be like, Oh, you know, do I really want to keep

01:29:27.100 filling my head with all of these images. It's really tough. I promise you Stella's okay. You

01:29:33.300 guys, I, I promise. Yeah. Gory stuff. I actually watched a breast reduction surgery like 20 years

01:29:43.200 ago. And I used to be able to watch surgery videos, everything. And this breast reduction

01:29:48.220 surgery. Oh my, I'm not even going to tell you like what it was that did it for me, but I was

01:29:52.140 like, Oh my God. Like I, like the blood drained out of my head. Like my, you ever have, does your

01:29:59.000 hair ever tingle on your scalp? Like you get like a tingly scalp and you're just like, Oh my God.

01:30:04.940 Oh my God. I was just like, I can't. Yeah. I just stopped watching the walking dead.

01:30:12.920 I stopped watching it. I think after like the second season, I'm like, Oh, this stinks now

01:30:18.760 when they brought in those weird like women that lived like in a garbage dump. I don't know. That's

01:30:25.340 when I left. I'm like, all right, I'm done. Oh my God. Look at bear. Oh, I remember Clint Eastwood

01:30:36.600 had like a show or his wife did and the kids and they had like a hundred containers of cremated

01:30:44.720 pets from like birds, cats, dogs, probably lizards, all the stuff they had. And they were like,

01:30:50.220 it's taking up so much space. And like one day they just like all the kids and the mom like

01:30:54.260 went out in the yard and just like dumped them all out in the yard and let them go. Like, oh my God,

01:30:58.240 that's crazy. Yeah. Pick who you follow. Let's see. You started reading clean children's literature

01:31:05.660 after volunteering to review. Oh, yeah. You liked obsession and back rooms. Atmosphere is scary,

01:31:18.100 not blood and gore. Oh, just like pure scary. Yeah. I think scary is way more horrifying than

01:31:26.660 blood and gore. What's the scariest movie you guys do you think ever? Like the, the one, I mean,

01:31:36.620 like the one movie I can't, I don't think I can ever watch again because the older I've gotten,

01:31:41.380 like the more I've watched it, the worse, like it just kills me is The Shining. And if you haven't

01:31:48.520 seen The Shining in like 20 years. Psycho. Jaws. Life has enough scary. Yes. Yes, Marge,

01:31:58.980 for sure. Yes, 100%. Exorcist. Oh, Rosemary's Baby, The Exorcist. Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

01:32:08.800 Same Denise. I'm so claustrophobic. I cannot watch anything underwater.

01:32:13.000 alien oh my gosh wait until dark the book oh yeah the book was amazing

01:32:24.440 here's johnny the changeling both of you said that

01:32:31.660 um

01:32:34.880 i know jaw i could i think i could recite the entire jaws movie

01:32:41.900 yeah kubrick amazing the shining you guys if anyone likes scary movies

01:32:49.140 um the shining the older you get is so messed up war of the worlds

01:32:58.080 oh you like it you like the paranormal taxi driver eyes wide shut right um i

01:33:11.900 Oh yeah. Underwater scenes. I'm like, I can't breathe. And even when you hear that sound,

01:33:18.340 like, you know, when you go underwater yourself and you hear yourself, like letting the air

01:33:21.920 bubbles come out of your nose, like when I hear that sound in a movie, I can't do it.

01:33:26.980 It wasn't, we're going to need a bigger boat was not scripted. I mean, how we say this,

01:33:32.480 well, we were boaters. So we're always like, we're going to need a bigger boat,

01:33:35.340 a thriller.

01:33:41.900 movie scary is scarier than real life. I was suppose. Yeah.

01:33:48.120 You need a list of them. Lemon minty. Are there a lot?

01:33:54.560 I know. I know. All right. So then what's like, all right, let's, let's switch it.

01:33:59.140 What's your, yeah. Dr. Von Hardy posts that all the time. It's so funny. Um, oh man, she was,

01:34:05.060 I, yes, he was amazing in the shining, but Shelly Duvall was, is that her name? Duvall?

01:34:11.900 She was, wow, amazing. Really? I guess they're Tom Cruise movies. I have no idea.

01:34:22.640 What did you think was a terrible movie? Let me see. Oh, Eyes Wide Shut. I never saw it.

01:34:28.240 Oh, okay. Oh. Oh my God, Fletcher. Okay. Yeah. All right. So tell me your like

01:34:42.800 happiest movie. Like if you see it on, you have to watch it just because of like the joy and

01:34:48.440 happiness of it. Chitty Bang Bang, I think makes me a little sad. I don't know why, but it does.

01:34:58.240 yeah i never saw eyes wide shut but like what's a happy movie

01:35:04.520 i don't know barry linden oh yeah blazing saddles is amazing

01:35:11.860 zoolander oh airplane goldfinger die hard on christmas shrek the parent trap

01:35:20.240 with jodie foster airplane too okay you're with everett field of dreams unsickled molly brown

01:35:27.420 original Willy Wonka Christmas vacation forgetting Sarah Marshall was so funny

01:35:33.500 truly scrumptious Scott's favorite tied up in a chair I just saw shitty bang bang in a pizza

01:35:40.700 place that I was in it I watched the whole thing it was playing I don't know why

01:35:44.620 Fletch the greatest showman love actually I think that's Greg's least favorite the in-laws

01:35:53.540 Christmas Vacation. I never saw Caddyshack. My husband was watching it the other day,

01:36:00.540 but I've never actually watched it. The Producers. Stripes. Oh, is it good, Jim? I guess so,

01:36:11.600 if you're saying. The Producers. Was it with Nathan Lang? Where is Nathan Lang?

01:36:19.940 bear what oh that i never watched caddyshack i know i just i don't know you know what

01:36:26.800 isn't um who's in caddyshack what's his head i know i know animal house yep yay bookish

01:36:37.080 i'm a monty python holy grail girl

01:36:42.220 original oh oh with gene wilder i love gene wilder r.i.p bill murray right

01:36:53.980 okay no i got you

01:36:57.680 i mean track her down where is she

01:37:05.580 rodney dangerfield right oh meatballs throw mama from the train oh when

01:37:12.560 i'm trying to think so all right now what's what are the movies

01:37:19.480 oh my god i loved gene wilder too so much back to school

01:37:26.720 yeah oh sj i could see you loving those okay now what's what are the movies when you're

01:37:34.900 scrolling, scrolling, when you're flipping your channel on your TV and you see that the movie's

01:37:39.860 on, you have to stop and watch it. Like no matter how many times, like, like some of them for me

01:37:45.360 would be like Jaws, Dirty Dancing. I always stop on Dirty Dancing. I don't know why.

01:37:53.720 The Godfather one and two, a thousand times. To me, they're the best movies in the world.

01:38:00.340 groundhog day jaws and i'll stop on like goodfellas casino

01:38:06.500 raiders of the lost ark quickly down under groundhog day

01:38:11.940 beaches i never see beaches the hunt for red october

01:38:16.580 shawshank yeah weathering heights oh i'll stop on gone with the wind sometimes

01:38:25.420 Jason Bourne movies, Dogma, definitely The Godfather.

01:38:30.300 John Hughes, yes.

01:38:34.240 Oh, what about Bob?

01:38:35.460 I need one of my goldfish, Gil, after Gil.

01:38:37.940 Princess Bride, I didn't get into, I don't know why.

01:38:40.580 The Good, the Bad, the Ugly, Independence Day.

01:38:43.460 Pillow Talk with Doris Day.

01:38:44.560 Oh, and I'll watch An Affair to Remember.

01:38:47.640 I love all those old movies.

01:38:50.240 The House on Haunted Hill.

01:38:52.840 Ferris Bueller.

01:38:53.440 Oh, St. Elmo's Fire, Back to the Future, Some of All Fears, Green Mile, Interview with the Vampire.

01:39:07.720 You don't need to stop. You'll just pick one out, Dr. Von Hardy, and just watch that.

01:39:12.140 I love me an old movie. Play Misty for me, The Royal Tenenbaums. I don't love it. I know.

01:39:23.440 but I do love Sing Street. If you're Gen X, watch this film, closed captions, a must.

01:39:32.760 Oh, okay. Sing Street. Okay. Red Dawn.

01:39:40.720 Yeah, I don't know why, but the Holy Grail, I'm like obsessed. The Princess, I don't know what

01:39:44.880 it was. I wanted to like it because I love the Holy Grail, but North by Northwest.

01:39:51.200 I mean, like I'll stop on like bridge over River Kwai. That's because of my dad. And I love you

01:40:01.020 guys. So I grew up with like a show business family. So I'll watch like, um, anything with

01:40:06.060 like Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire, love, love those. Um, all of those like big blockbuster movies from

01:40:15.100 back in the day. Almost Famous, Vertigo, Tommy Boy. My best friend was David Spade's personal

01:40:22.860 assistant for six years. It was hilarious. Oh, The Birds, Hitchcock. I like that description, Bob,

01:40:36.860 or as SJV calls he movie, Bob singing in the rain. 100%. I love those kinds of movies.

01:40:46.660 That's just how I wish the world would always have been.

01:40:51.600 Oh, baby Jane. Yeah. It's a wonderful life. Hitchcock. Yeah. I mean, sometimes I'll,

01:40:59.640 I'll fall into a Hitchcock. Like if I'm way past my bedtime and it's on and I'm like,

01:41:04.940 this show is fucked up. It's messed up. Yeah. Hitchcock's scary. Purple rain. Yes.

01:41:14.540 Singing in the rain. Oh, Abbott and Costello. I don't think I would stop for it now, but I loved

01:41:19.560 it. Cagney and Yankee Doodle Dandy. Amazing. You know what else he was really great in was

01:41:27.120 Ragtime, Strangers on a Train, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. Please, I can't watch those

01:41:36.380 movies. I was forced to watch movies like that, like my dad, my brother. I was like, oh, Lord.

01:41:42.960 I'm like, I'm just a girl. I don't want to watch it. Oh, A Fish Called Wanda. Yep.

01:41:51.420 I love these suggestions.

01:42:01.140 Oh, did you guys see that movie? Oh, I can't think of the name of it. Forget it.

01:42:08.360 Stand up, watching stand up. That's good. Yes. Ragtime. So good. If you guys never saw Ragtime,

01:42:16.940 you must. Did you guys ever watch, oh, Gladiator 300? Or you've watched it 300 times?

01:42:27.880 Third Rock from the Sun. I know those guy movies, like my dad would put on,

01:42:34.420 and my brother, they both loved, what's his name? Western hero. John Wayne. John Wayne. I mean,

01:42:44.560 I love John Wayne too, but good Lord. Again, I'm just a girl. Um, drowning Mona. Okay. Lots of

01:42:53.340 movies. Yeah. I have that problem too. Like, I never thought I'd be like this, but yes,

01:42:58.920 there are some actors. I just can't like stomach watching it anymore. I'm just like, which I'm so,

01:43:05.800 so Robert De Niro was in the Godfather, but it was kind of like brief and short. So it,

01:43:11.780 thank God, didn't ruin it for me. And don't tell me anything about Al Pacino because I haven't seen

01:43:18.560 anything that he said that would make me nuts. So please, if you know, don't tell me.

01:43:24.160 It's a film title. Oh, James Bond, The Sting.

01:43:34.400 Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. So again, my dad, he'd like plop down on a Saturday and we're supposed

01:43:40.720 to watch Ben-Hur. I'm like, come on. Carlito's way. Yeah. If you look like who?

01:43:54.900 Oh, whatever happened to baby Jean?

01:44:00.100 Right? I think my dad did too. Jim Carrey. What Jim Carrey movies do I like?

01:44:06.260 is in a family 10 years old. Oh, well, I'm not looking for Robert De Niro movies. That is for

01:44:17.400 sure. Cause the quick and the dead, you know what movie like gets me? Cause I feel like

01:44:27.740 it was reminiscent of my childhood is, um, I see you, Bob is, um, did anyone ever see the goodbye

01:44:37.440 girl with everybody's name? I'm forgetting that movie. He was like, Oh, that kind of gets me

01:44:43.980 the goodbye girl and Kramer versus Kramer. If you want to understand about my childhood,

01:44:49.880 you could watch those. Oh my God.

01:44:53.820 the family oh yeah isn't it great

01:45:01.600 uh there was another one of those two that got me

01:45:08.020 i can't deniro i can't do it kimberly i couldn't watch it

01:45:15.020 yeah i have a few you know what so um they're no they're not chick flicks jimmy

01:45:23.120 the goodbye girls very um

01:45:27.340 it's like very reminiscent of movies in the 70s just like it's just a 70s movie

01:45:37.400 kramer versus kramer do you feel like fried chicken and my dad lived in that neighborhood

01:45:42.620 in new york for kramer versus kramer so like all the scenes or like the places i would be

01:45:47.760 and i was like oh yeah let's see yeah woody allen movies are good

01:45:52.540 I know. Well, I heard something about the Woody Allen situation. Let me see.

01:46:07.300 Dr. Zhivago. Yeah.

01:46:13.180 This is, I'm like, I have not seen a movie in so long and this is making me want to see

01:46:17.720 an older movie. I love them. I haven't been to a movie theater in forever. What am I telling

01:46:24.520 you, Denise? Tell us, you said. Oh, what I heard about Woody Allen. I can't really put it all

01:46:30.180 together, but that maybe there was some bullshit blackmailing lies about some of the stuff that

01:46:39.380 was happening to, I guess, to blackmail him. Oh, his son did. Yeah. I do same lemon mincey, same

01:46:52.620 Oklahoma. Okay. L a H O. Okay. Mandalorian. Annie hall is great. Yep. I agree after 2010. Yeah. I

01:47:04.240 heard it. I mean, what do I know? I heard it from sort of like a reliable sources, but I don't know.

01:47:10.200 I don't care to look into it, but yes, Richard Dreyfus. Yes, yes, yes, yes, Richard Dreyfus.

01:47:20.920 Ship five suicide kids. Get out of here.

01:47:27.060 Oh yeah. We could do that free bird. Like we all start a movie at like on the top of the hour of

01:47:33.400 your time zone at the exact same time. And then we just like tweet about it. No, we post in here

01:47:38.720 about it. We could do that. We have to pick a movie. Oh, Mia Farrow is batshit. Project Hail

01:47:46.960 Mary. We're going to miss you, golfer. Oh, a squirrel. Wow. Jimmy, what?

01:48:06.760 Let me see. Oh, the graduate. That was weird though. What's his name? Dustin Hoffman. I mean,

01:48:14.700 I know it was just like that, the acting and the way it was in that movie, but it is so weird.

01:48:23.160 A private watch along on discord.

01:48:28.480 The angel. Oh, that angel movie. Yeah. Yeah. This is a good movie group. I have to say.

01:48:36.600 I never go on discord. Almost famous. Oh, Mr. Holland's opus. I'm like forgetting so many

01:48:44.660 amazing movies I love. I know, but I like hearing what you guys are doing. Um, Mia Farrow.

01:48:52.680 Oh my God. Fat. So was that Dom DeLuise? Beverly. I remember fat. So

01:49:00.580 I know Gene Hagman. Hackman is so great. Oh, you know what movie he was really good in was, um,

01:49:08.840 it's one of my favorites. What's it called? The one with, I can't think of anyone's fricking name.

01:49:14.400 Kevin Costner. That was one of my favorites.

01:49:21.980 Let's see. What's the last movie I saw in a theater was,

01:49:26.720 I think it was the one with Bradley Cooper sniper. Is that what's called? American sniper?

01:49:37.780 I think. And before that, I think it was,

01:49:44.400 like Talladega nights. I just like, I'm so unimpressed by movies. I can't even tell you.

01:49:54.060 Like I, I think movies, it takes a lot to impress me. I know this sounds snotty, but I'm just not

01:50:02.260 amused by a lot of them. No way out. That was a good one. That was such good suspense. Kevin

01:50:09.740 Costner and Gene Hackman. Right, Rob? Like, I don't, I don't know. Teledigonize was fun.

01:50:18.760 Oh gosh. I'd like to watch a movie with him, but just nitpick it. I just don't like when things

01:50:24.760 are predictable. Like I always know like, oh, now this is going to happen. That's going to happen.

01:50:29.660 It's like, okay, been there, done that. And, and then like, there's certain movies that try to fit

01:50:35.700 all of the little tricks into one movie and you're just like, all right, like everyone's just

01:50:40.180 like, and by the way, I will not go see a movie. That's a remake of a movie that was already

01:50:47.080 perfect. Like stop that, write something. Oh, Josie, did you like it? I hate overboard because

01:50:57.580 I loved when she was like rich and bougie and I hate that she got thrown into that, like, you know,

01:51:04.320 whole thing. I hate it overboard. I wanted to go back to the fun part on the yacht.

01:51:11.300 The Burroughs. It was good. Okay. I mean, I don't know why I say, okay, I watch,

01:51:17.000 I go out to like dinner with friends and they're like, and did you see this? And they're all like,

01:51:20.840 yes, yes, yes. Yeah. I'm like, where do you have time to watch all this?

01:51:25.400 No, I don't need another Batman remake for sure. I didn't need the first Batman either.

01:51:30.260 what's BSG? Narrow margin. Okay. But now I'm saying like, that's all Hollywood does now is

01:51:46.540 remake movies that everybody already loved. It's like, why? It was already great. Everybody loved

01:51:51.580 it. Like, why are you writing something new? I don't watch TV really either. Oh, that's not true.

01:51:55.820 I watch whatever's like recorded on my thing, whatever that thing is called. And

01:52:02.920 Battlestar Galactica? No, I'm not watching that. Nope, nope, nope. I can't. It's not my kind of

01:52:13.000 thing. I just can't. I love watching the Housewives of wherever when I'm like falling asleep because

01:52:22.080 it's so dumb and easy. It's so fun. And my husband will watch the housewives and he gets

01:52:28.380 into it more. I know Scott was like, he loved like star Trek and star Wars, or I don't know

01:52:34.940 what star Trek and all those things. I am not a sci-fi girl. The five and gutfeld. I

01:52:43.760 can't watch the five. I can't watch the news. I watched the five. I forget why.

01:52:52.080 i think it was just on from like gutfeld being on or something one day i'm like oh my god i haven't

01:52:56.640 seen these people in years like dana look good and you know i was like okay but jessica right

01:53:04.240 over the edge i'll watch gutfeld for sure mm-hmm mm-hmm

01:53:13.360 Yeah, I just don't have a sci-fi gene in my body.

01:53:25.260 I too was an odd child.

01:53:27.540 We're bonded now.

01:53:31.780 Yes, I prefer all of you watch smart sci-fi for sure.

01:53:37.120 I don't know Arrival.

01:53:39.560 I don't know.

01:53:40.820 does anyone watch the housewives for just a brain dead moment

01:53:51.380 like seinfeld i could watch all day every day i don't need the sound on that like i just laugh

01:53:57.780 i know exactly what's happening oh british tv babylon five i've heard of babylon five

01:54:03.940 Mm-hmm. Time travel, no reality TV for you.

01:54:11.660 Yeah. Entourage was great. I think I watched like the first three seasons of Entourage.

01:54:16.920 The Housewives stress you out. I mean, I'm just like, I would never be friends with any of them.

01:54:23.060 And actually the only one I would ever be friends with, I can't say I was actually friends with her,

01:54:28.200 but we ended up in the same places a lot. Like she knows me and I know her and she's actually

01:54:33.840 best friends with Trump now. Okay. What are we saying? Battlestar Galactica is a re-imagination

01:54:41.520 great for political and interpersonal drama. Give it a chance, Erica. Aw.

01:54:48.960 Yeah. I don't need cable either. I think I just have it because my husband will watch. He watches

01:54:54.440 some dumb. No, there's no better sitcom than Seinfeld. It just holds up today. It's amazing.

01:55:03.840 Dead Like Me was a series. I always feel like they start out so strong and then they jump the

01:55:14.200 shark. I loved Westworld the first two seasons. And then I'm like, I don't know where it's going

01:55:20.900 now. And then it just got wonky. And I'm like, I know me too, Zambo. I watch it all the time.

01:55:26.060 And if you have not watched Seinfeld and you don't know the Seinfeld dictionary, I can't even imagine, like, if you didn't know the Seinfeld-isms, how many things people hear in a day that they don't know where it came from.

01:55:42.140 And they're probably like, what the hell is that person talking about?

01:55:44.820 I know I loved Westworld.

01:55:47.860 It was so good, but it was like you had to, like, really pay attention.

01:55:54.140 Ugh, New Jersey.

01:55:56.700 Negative on Housewives. Nope. I have not seen weird new game shows.

01:56:04.720 The Sting, Robert Redford, Seinfeld, and Curb. I know. So good.

01:56:12.140 Oh my God. Curb. I mean, I do give, so I took a break from Curb. I have actually a couple of

01:56:18.880 seasons I haven't seen yet and I can't wait to watch them, but I was just like, I need a break

01:56:23.040 from Larry David. I don't want to end up hating curb. So he watches every walking dead. Is that

01:56:33.860 still on the walking dead house and monk? I know Kimberly so good. I mean, imagine Seinfeld if they

01:56:50.220 didn't have the answering machine and the phone and the phone with the push buttons. I mean,

01:56:56.620 so much of it revolved around that. It, it would have been so weird and so different.

01:57:04.260 George was Larry David. Yes. Yep.

01:57:08.960 Did I tell you guys my other cat, George, I named him George cat Stanza.

01:57:15.460 He's a good boy. By the way, Stella's laying next to me right now on her chair.

01:57:20.220 She's fine. Say Vandley Industries. Guy Montgomery Spelling Bee? Guy Mon Spelling Bee? Oh, I don't know it.

01:57:36.860 You think I'd love Monk? Oh, Kimberley, I know. That's amazing. So what's the guy's name? The

01:57:45.960 mean guy, Negan. So like the season where it ended, where Negan had that baseball bat with

01:57:53.840 a barbed wire around it, I was like all in. And then when the next season started, to me,

01:58:00.300 it jumped the shark. I'm like, they should have kept going in that direction. Like I wanted it

01:58:03.940 to continue from there, like that insanity. But I was like, no, you totally didn't about face.

01:58:11.520 they're real and they're spectacular. Like whenever somebody sneezes, I'm like,

01:58:19.240 you are so good looking. And they're probably like, what? Oh my God. So funny. So when Glenn

01:58:27.680 died, my best friend, Lauren was like bawling her eyes out. She's like, wait till you get to,

01:58:33.660 because I was like late watching it. She's like, oh my God, which episode are you on?

01:58:38.940 Um, um, she calls me. No, I called her when Glenn died and I was like laughing. I'm like,

01:58:46.120 you were sobbing. And she's like, what's wrong with you? I'm like, I don't know. And like,

01:58:51.060 I can't get past the fact that it's like a zombie show. I couldn't take it that seriously.

01:58:56.640 Although I did drive around for months and months and months thinking, oh, they should film the

01:59:04.000 walking dead here. Or, oh, if I was like in a zombie thing, like this would be a good place

01:59:08.140 to be stuck and I would hide here and go there and whatever. Daryl should have shut up. Oh my

01:59:15.220 God. The Terry Hatch episode. Yep. That is so funny. I would have kept watching it, but it got

01:59:25.940 so wacky. Yeah. I mean the survival aspects, it was like, it was definitely like, like everyone

01:59:36.100 shut up. And like, then whoever had a baby and I'm like, are we really going to keep this baby

01:59:41.600 right now? Like, listen, no shade. And I'm not for, you know, killing a baby, but I was like,

01:59:46.420 there might be a circumstance where you should. And I'm talking about a TV show and zombies,

01:59:52.020 people. That's all I'm talking about. But I was like, we can't be dragging a crying baby around

01:59:55.960 now. I mean, Carl was bad enough. Glenn's death was one of the few in the show that was true to

02:00:08.160 the comic. Tell me what you mean. I know Seinfeld ending. Yeah, from the zombie's point of view, do

02:00:18.360 it. You stopped watching when Glenn died because Glenn died. Oh my gosh. Why was I, I, I was only

02:00:34.380 laughing because my friend was sobbing not to be like, not compassionate, but I was like, girl,

02:00:39.740 get it together. Look at Knuckles. Bev, he is so happy. Judith, the baby, right? I know. And I'm

02:00:55.520 like, Judith? He named her Judith. Oh, everything about Judith pissed me off.

02:01:03.020 That is so funny. I forgot that was her name.

02:01:09.740 I like the Judith plot arc. I did not. I was like, just toss the baby to a zombie and run.

02:01:18.560 But then you'd have like a baby zombie. That would have been fun.

02:01:24.280 The Sopranos asked us to stop working one day because they are filming here, obviously. And

02:01:30.120 they're like, could you stop the chainsaws for maybe 20 minutes to a half an hour so we can

02:01:35.600 just get this scene. Judith was named after Carl's teacher, of course. Look at this baby.

02:01:52.160 Sopranos was good. I didn't watch all of it, but it was good.

02:01:56.920 you have a baby in a bar. Oh yeah. What was that? You have a baby in a bar.

02:02:06.820 I'm not good with those things. There were some baby zombies.

02:02:12.980 Where have we gone, Ina?

02:02:17.560 That is so funny. All right, you guys, it's 12 o'clock.

02:02:21.340 oh sweet home alabama he does look good harrison ford

02:02:28.660 and he's still married to what's her head

02:02:33.580 a whole episode so you guys i always thought the walking dead should film near me here there's a

02:02:45.180 sort of like an abandoned army base, which actually is what it was. But that army base now

02:02:51.860 has like three already built huge, um, what do we call those? Studio lots built for Netflix.

02:03:03.320 Oh, I love this extra hour. This was fun.

02:03:07.060 I know, right? We should do some real stuff things, real life stuff. Um, so yeah, so Netflix,

02:03:15.460 I can walk to Netflix now. Oh, anyway, it would have been better for the walking dead to film

02:03:22.960 there. Yay. Love you, Bev. Love you guys. All of you are so great. So we'll be back tomorrow

02:03:32.700 with Akira. I hope he has his studio set up. He just came back from Mexico. So we'll see.

02:03:41.320 Yeah. New Jersey had good taxes instead of just for them.

02:03:47.680 Yes. Get some vitamin D. You guys, I still have my loaner convertible. So I'm going to drive

02:03:54.080 around in the sun and get my vitamin D today running errands. Love you bookish. Love you guys.

02:03:58.920 Thanks, Mark. Yeah. Everybody have an awesome day. Be extra useful for Scott. He'd be happy.

02:04:04.500 We're all here together. I mean, this is honestly what he, this is literally what he wanted. So

02:04:08.780 I'm so happy about that. Let him tell the final part of his story of whose story.

02:04:17.600 Have a great day. Crank one, Fletch, lemon minty. Love you guys. All right. So I'll see you in the

02:04:26.260 morning. Um, we'll chat it out with Akira and, um, I can't wait for you to hear cha-ching. You're

02:04:33.100 going to love it. And we'll play the other song that some of you already heard. So it'll be fun.

02:04:39.880 Um, well, I am master of my own domain. Of course, don't be silly. All right, guys. Love you. Oh,

02:04:47.580 his story. I got you. All right. I see what you're saying. Okay. Um, all right. Love you guys. I will

02:04:52.340 see you in the morning. Bye, Jimmy Wom. Bye, guys. Kobe. Do it, Dr. Von Hardy. Bye, Zanville. Bye, Denise.

02:05:18.760 Bye.

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