Real Coffee with Scott Adams - September 25, 2026


The Scott Adams School - 09⧸24⧸26 HOME TEAM w⧸ a Surprise For YOU!

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00:00:00.000 Oh, Mike 7087 said, where Erica?
00:00:03.680 Here I am.
00:00:04.500 Where Erica?
00:00:06.680 We're here.
00:00:07.860 We're here.
00:00:09.660 Okay.
00:00:10.420 We're live.
00:00:11.080 Good morning. 1.00
00:00:13.840 Look at Marcella's wearing eggplant today.
00:00:17.380 Owen is, Owen, you look tan.
00:00:19.560 You look good.
00:00:20.160 You look very autumn.
00:00:21.480 I call it Prince purple.
00:00:24.260 Oh, we like that.
00:00:27.140 Owen and I are big Prince fans too.
00:00:29.880 That's always what I think of when I see purple.
00:00:32.860 That's the way he intended it.
00:00:34.360 So come on in, everyone.
00:00:35.700 He commandeered that color.
00:00:38.320 He sure did.
00:00:39.900 Trying to take over. 1.00
00:00:41.060 Marcella's trying to take over. 0.99
00:00:43.540 I just wanted to see the first person that would drop the eggplants in the chat.
00:00:47.720 Thank you, Lang.
00:00:50.720 Shocker.
00:00:52.080 You like the books today?
00:00:53.360 I didn't see that.
00:00:54.300 I don't see locals on my chat for some reason.
00:00:57.960 At least that.
00:00:58.640 Oh, I missed it.
00:01:00.260 Oh, aubergine.
00:01:01.640 Oh, Kev, you're so fancy.
00:01:04.380 Welcome in, everybody.
00:01:05.420 Just giving you a chance to come in.
00:01:07.020 I see all the platforms are live today.
00:01:09.440 I'm so, so happy.
00:01:12.080 There, Lang did it again for you, Marcella.
00:01:13.780 Do you see it now?
00:01:15.320 No, I actually don't see the locals chat in my...
00:01:18.080 This is terrible.
00:01:20.160 I may not laugh today.
00:01:22.540 Uh-oh.
00:01:23.220 YouTube has to make me laugh for a rumble.
00:01:25.460 Oh, you'll laugh when you see my clip later, for sure.
00:01:28.640 All right, so you guys, are we all in?
00:01:31.160 Is everybody in?
00:01:31.960 Get your seat.
00:01:32.960 Get ready.
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00:02:11.180 Yup.
00:02:12.560 Just as good as I hoped.
00:02:14.860 Never disappoints.
00:02:17.880 Never disappoints.
00:02:19.140 The Simultaneous Sip never disappoints.
00:02:21.560 Right, Owen?
00:02:22.500 I don't think it ever has.
00:02:23.620 no marcella has it ever let you down never never never okay all right you guys so oh we have we
00:02:34.320 have things to get to today um marcella i have to come to you shortly because i need to know what's
00:02:41.280 going on with the press but i keep forgetting to play this clip of this dog you guys like you think
00:02:48.700 your kids are bad and you can't train them to do things it's going to get worse in one second
00:02:52.840 check out this pup. Ready and again. So sweet. Is that a Shiba Inu? I think it is. That's
00:03:18.320 Well, my dad had a Shiba Inu.
00:03:21.120 He's like, I'll tamp this down while you roll it.
00:03:24.920 Mm-hmm.
00:03:26.080 Perfect.
00:03:26.980 I love that.
00:03:28.780 All right, Owen, are the dogs at your house doing that kind of work?
00:03:31.880 Absolutely not.
00:03:33.220 No.
00:03:34.000 But that looks like a very well-trained dog.
00:03:36.120 I know Lori is folding Marcella's laundry every day, right?
00:03:39.560 Right, Marcella?
00:03:40.520 Mm-hmm.
00:03:41.700 I wish, yeah. 1.00
00:03:42.960 I need to teach her how to do that. 1.00
00:03:46.100 I mean, she could help you fold comforters for sure.
00:03:48.320 that's probably kev wants that dog right i know i know i've seen videos of dogs picking up like the
00:03:54.160 mail like they leave a package and like they bring it over i'm like little laurie's gonna destroy it
00:04:01.320 before he gets here my brother trained his dog to get the paper so even when she was like a little
00:04:06.460 puppy and he'd open the door and be like get the paper and she'd run down grab the paper bring it
00:04:11.840 back in and drop it then on sunday he would steal his neighbor's sunday paper so my brother would be
00:04:18.760 like get the neighbor's paper and she'd run across the street and you know down the block and get the
00:04:23.360 neighbor's big sunday paper and bring it back to him a life of crime for a dog yes he's like my
00:04:31.100 fingerprints weren't on it um so anyway dogs my dogs are not uh my son's dogs are not that well
00:04:38.100 i i walk them sometimes and and they they still like pull as hard as they can and and they're
00:04:44.620 getting better a little bit but i just like i basically i bought basically a i don't know
00:04:51.080 industrial strength leash like for both of them like it it holds both dogs but like even when i
00:04:57.220 bought it like it one of the clasps on it almost immediately broke because they pulled on it so
00:05:02.140 hard they just pulled right through it and so I bought like those climbing d-rings like the real
00:05:09.040 ones you know that never break and so I replaced it with something even better and now it's like
00:05:15.680 I think there's no way they can get out but even then even then they somehow got out of the like
00:05:20.560 the they have those harnesses around them like the yeah we call them but you know not just the
00:05:25.360 collar but the one that goes around their shoulders and stuff and they pulled out of that somehow and
00:05:29.920 i'm like what what's going on here and but the fortunate thing was that you know i i always been
00:05:35.280 panicked that they might run away at that point but they don't they didn't that time they just
00:05:39.080 they just like i you know yelled at them and then they stopped and they just waited for me to put
00:05:44.320 them back on so it was kind of weird they're like put us back on we were supposed to be on this
00:05:48.960 leash being obnoxious oh my gosh that is so funny they might need a little bit of a trainer perhaps
00:05:54.180 something like that perhaps i don't know if i had more time i would try if i had more time i would
00:05:59.100 work on it. But I got a clicker too. And one of the dogs is fine with the clicker, but the other
00:06:04.460 one's afraid of it. So every time I click, it gets freaked out. Oh my God. That is so funny.
00:06:11.360 All right. Well, dogs, we, I mean, we love them. We don't deserve them. They're just the best.
00:06:17.300 Okay. So let's get through some news here. So president, oh, you guys, I was going to say
00:06:23.900 something really funny today. And then I thought it wasn't going to be funny. Anyway, I had this
00:06:30.080 whole way I was enjoying saying President Xi Jinping yesterday. I was saying it out loud
00:06:36.080 to myself and I turned it into like a whole song and it was so fun. I was going to do it. Now I'm
00:06:41.900 afraid I talked myself out of it maybe later. Anyway, so President Xi came to town yesterday
00:06:47.700 and uh here's let's just play oh that's loud
00:07:17.700 andy i see your comment it's i'll have to do it for you later um so i love all the fanfare they uh
00:07:31.300 they do not even with welcoming him but just the production video they're so nice aren't they they're
00:07:37.400 like very movie-esque yeah they didn't have the soundtrack of what they were saying but i think
00:07:42.900 that was president she's saying where did you hide the homeless people oh really yeah interesting
00:07:49.320 we still don't know what they did with all those people in san francisco
00:07:52.480 and new york city and new york city which is where the un is i think right that's in new york
00:07:59.000 and in all fairness to new york it's not like what's going on in california with the homeless
00:08:05.440 but it's not good i mean you know the unhoused um yes the end oh my god well i think the reason
00:08:14.320 it's not as bad in new york is just because the new york state made the huge mistake of passing
00:08:20.320 a law that said they are obligated to house everyone oh is that what it was and so they
00:08:28.480 they basically had no legal way not to provide enough housing for all the homeless people and
00:08:34.800 So then when they had this massive influx of illegal immigrants and other homeless people, they suddenly had this huge budget problem because they can't say no to it. 0.99
00:08:45.040 They can't just say, we only have this much money to spend. 0.98
00:08:47.760 They have to do it.
00:08:48.920 So they were taking over hotels and paying massive rates for things.
00:08:51.880 And it was just the most boneheaded lot of paths.
00:08:55.300 Yeah.
00:08:55.440 How did I forget that whole fiasco?
00:08:57.460 Yeah, it was just last year, wasn't it?
00:08:59.120 Yeah.
00:09:00.820 Okay.
00:09:01.500 So that was Chi coming.
00:09:03.180 Okay. Now I love this moment. So what is, where are my show notes? What is this plane called?
00:09:09.560 The B-1 Lancer flyover. OMG. So here's President Trump standing with President Xi and one of our
00:09:19.300 military jets. Was it one? I think it was just one flies over. Great reaction.
00:09:33.180 she looks bored she's like i'm not affected i'm deaf um
00:09:48.820 and trump wants to be like whoa he wants to like tap him and be like that was crazy
00:09:54.660 that would if that was one did you guys hear that it's like that
00:09:59.220 rip through the air amazing i love it and uh mrs mrs jing ping i can't say she didn't flinch either
00:10:10.900 um so marcella i love the sound of jets don't you love when you hear them flying over
00:10:16.580 well yes and no it sounded really it sounded really loud but um
00:10:22.900 um I think you know what what I realized is that you can't tell she has a face where you can't
00:10:32.120 tell if he's happy mad or sad it's like you can't see any emotions in him but he did go he did look
00:10:39.600 up so he was like we're gonna copy that too yeah well I mean stuffed animals don't have a big range
00:10:45.300 of emotions on their face so you know it's always just the Winnie the Pooh face oh no now I can't
00:10:51.980 see it oh i don't even want to say oh when i'm talking about him but oh he has that he has flat
00:11:00.460 effect yeah he has like a total poker face he looked bored right like he looked unimpressed
00:11:06.060 right i like a teenager yeah he's like yeah great i don't care i know you cannot impress a teenager
00:11:13.180 And you picked me up today.
00:11:17.500 So, Marcella, I hear that with the press debacle that there was some kind of a ruling.
00:11:25.780 And so do you want to tell us what happened?
00:11:28.120 Are they allowed back in?
00:11:29.480 Are they have to stay out?
00:11:30.940 This is so this is going to be after President Trump kicked out three organizations.
00:11:35.480 It was MS Now, Politico and CNN.
00:11:40.160 and they're so sad to have to leave President Trump and they're fighting their way back in.
00:11:44.780 So what happened? So Judge Kelly, he is a district court judge in D.C. He ordered the Trump White
00:11:55.940 House to immediately restore the press access. He established a T.R.O., a temporary restraining
00:12:02.960 order for that 14 days for that to happen immediately it actually came out the ruling
00:12:10.400 he didn't make the ruling on the bench the hearing was yesterday the hearing was cnn ms now and
00:12:18.080 political went court yesterday afternoon the the the oddest thing is that the the ruling came out
00:12:25.120 at 1 a.m. Eastern time today. So those judges, they're working hard. So of course, the district
00:12:35.460 court in DC must always go by the precedent of the different cases that we talked about. We talked
00:12:46.280 about Cheryl B. Knight. We talked about other cases that are similar to it. And the issue was
00:12:51.660 access to the White House and whether or not the access was denied based on viewpoint.
00:12:59.500 And the judge, Kelly, at the hearing said that he thought it was by viewpoint, given
00:13:08.840 the fact that President Trump had posted on X all this fake news, all this and all that.
00:13:17.820 um the the actual doj the attorney for for not president from before for the government said
00:13:26.420 that he he believed that they should be banned because of national security um the connection
00:13:35.240 okay so the connection between fake news and how it affects national security it hasn't been
00:13:42.580 connected right so him saying fake news and them saying national security it it's connected like
00:13:49.460 we see it all of us see it but the courts and people still believe news is real still believe
00:13:57.300 in it so uh the judge indicated that this is his ruling he is a court uh trump appointed judge
00:14:05.540 He is the same judge that had the, that ruled on the Acosta issue back in 2018.
00:14:13.840 So the judge couldn't, so in not defending the judge, but in his defense, a judge in the district court,
00:14:23.660 so the lower court, must follow what the circuit court has said, which is Cheryl B. Knight.
00:14:30.780 So even though it's not law per se, precedent for the district court is law for them.
00:14:38.400 So they must follow it.
00:14:39.640 The only people that can undo the precedent of that law is the district court, I'm sorry,
00:14:46.500 the DC court and the circuit court, which is the appeals level or the Supreme court.
00:14:53.960 That's kind of where president Trump wants to take it.
00:14:57.500 He was asked about this.
00:14:58.960 He's like, what are your thoughts?
00:15:00.780 And he was like, I think he was asked if, obviously this happened at one in the morning, so he's not, he didn't, I'm sure there's, there's, there's information on it now.
00:15:11.460 But yesterday they were asking him if the court found for them to return, they asked him what he wanted to do and he wants to appeal in.
00:15:22.840 And I think that's what he's testing.
00:15:24.560 He's testing the ground. 0.97
00:15:25.440 So he is going to appeal it in order to see where it goes, because the Cheryl B.
00:15:31.800 Knight is a is a case from 1977.
00:15:35.200 Things have changed.
00:15:36.480 And I think he has to I think his lawyers have to do a better job
00:15:41.280 of connecting the word fake news, not viewpoint, but fake to national security.
00:15:49.760 If I come on the news, I don't know, I'm not old enough to remember this,
00:15:54.720 But this is an old thing that is not really fake news, but it can give you that.
00:16:00.160 There was a radio show back, I don't know when, 1920s, 1930s.
00:16:04.020 War of the Worlds.
00:16:05.060 The World of the Wars.
00:16:07.340 What was it?
00:16:08.760 War of the Worlds.
00:16:10.080 Yeah, it's like, oh, there is aliens coming to invade, something like that.
00:16:14.520 So if I, as a news source, come on and say, hey, there is this, you know, AI is going to kill you thing, and it has already started, so you must turn off all of your devices and only listen to, you know, anything like that, that is enough to be a national security issue.
00:16:36.400 So that's where he has to go.
00:16:37.800 And I think his attorneys have to realize that, but I don't know.
00:16:41.240 I recommend everyone listen to the war of the world. I remember as a kid, it's a tongue twister,
00:16:50.000 but, um, yes, it was Orson Welles. Did you ever hear it? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I know all about
00:16:56.020 that story. I would just say on this though, that I would zoom out from the legal battle and say,
00:17:00.500 to me, this is really a political and a PR thing. I don't, I don't think Trump really cares if he
00:17:06.120 wins or loses this. In fact, he may even be hoping to lose ultimately, because I think he benefits
00:17:11.060 from all the attention from all this controversy. And I think that's the point of this lawsuit is
00:17:15.820 just generating lots of drama and controversy. I think he has lawyers that are smart enough that
00:17:21.420 they knew that if they said, we're going to cancel you because you're fake news and it's
00:17:26.920 just going to happen without any process and all that, that they weren't really trying
00:17:30.020 to do that now they might be testing it to your point like to say let's see where the line is so
00:17:36.640 we can know how to cross it properly but i think to me it's it's like i just see this as kind of
00:17:43.940 like a drama thing where it's like the more he brings it to people's attention and the more
00:17:49.300 headlines that are written about it the more attention he draws to the fake news and the more
00:17:54.120 controversy and acrimony and all that is going on between him and them and it may also be a
00:18:01.020 distraction from other things and i mean there's all kinds of ways trump can win from this whole
00:18:05.240 process but and i think appealing makes sense because it just extends that whole process right
00:18:10.340 like and he may bring it all the way to supreme court and he may or may not win but it doesn't
00:18:14.720 really matter because i don't think the point was kicking him out of the room i don't think that
00:18:20.120 really matters he doesn't have to call on him anyway so like it it's not important to him that
00:18:25.400 he wins this case but i think he's getting a lot of press out of it he's getting a lot of attention
00:18:30.700 out of it he's getting us talking about it he's getting you know all kinds of things out of this
00:18:36.540 regardless of the legal outcome so that that's how i'm looking at this is it's like trump is just
00:18:42.720 using this to call attention to the fake news and and you know i from a legal basis if i just look
00:18:49.660 at that part, I guess I would just say, is propaganda illegal? I don't think so. I don't
00:18:55.680 think we can really stop that. And I think where they out and out lie about Trump, he can do the
00:19:02.700 defamation cases that he has been doing, and he's been winning some of them. But I think outside of
00:19:09.460 actual libel or defamation, I don't know that we can really restrict based on viewpoint if that's
00:19:17.240 the criteria. Now, again, I think there are some Supreme Court precedent that says you're still not
00:19:22.360 entitled to access to the White House. So there may be some other process that can get you there,
00:19:26.640 but you can't just say the First Amendment means you have to let me in. But I think, you know,
00:19:32.720 to me, that's kind of a side issue. I don't think that's really what this is about.
00:19:36.900 I don't, I, I, to me, I'm confused why if, so I view MS now, Politico and CNN as like the
00:19:46.660 National Enquirer personally. I don't take any of them seriously. They're just pretending they're
00:19:52.540 serious people. They're little play actors. And I don't understand. So I would say, well, listen,
00:19:58.920 we're kicking those three out, but we're letting in the Babylon Bee and the Onion instead. And
00:20:05.280 BuzzFeed's going to come in here and make some new quizzes for us. So who says it has to be
00:20:12.440 them like why why do they get press passes like why can't he decide who should be in there as long as
00:20:19.080 the corporate news i guess is in there i mean they're just as bad but you know why do they
00:20:24.760 have to be permitted marcella like is it because some are they have to i don't understand so in
00:20:30.680 regards to who's permitted in um i mean we should be permitted in there right yeah um in regards to
00:20:38.440 who's permitted it's there's a process to it so that's the issue is that president trump and his
00:20:44.920 um the white house didn't really give them a process they just kicked them out so i think
00:20:49.960 if he would have followed some type of process saying hey this is not uh we we would like to
00:20:56.040 kick you out give us their notice um you'll have due process rights um which has been indicated in
00:21:04.840 other um cases like cheryl um b b night and then you just go through those motions like any other
00:21:14.040 bureaucracy and see what happens the same thing they did that with the ballroom um and he ended
00:21:21.000 up winning that issue but he had to go through this the different things or he had to push it
00:21:26.920 out to a higher court i i really think he is pushing a lot of these cases to a higher court
00:21:33.000 um most of the time to the supreme court because you know who knows maybe i mean roby wade was
00:21:41.860 overturned um maybe this can be overturned um because i disagree i don't think it's about
00:21:49.040 viewpoint i think it's about blatant complete falsification so we don't propaganda yeah okay
00:21:56.600 but we don't need propaganda in the white house like somebody yeah so maybe there can be if
00:22:04.000 if justice roberts uh votes with the rest of them and what is uh i forget her name
00:22:13.480 yes you knew it well i'll see all right so we'll see how that shakes out there's just um
00:22:22.860 what two weeks for the appeal marcella two weeks okay all right so we'll see what happens
00:22:28.820 um in the meantime you guys don't forget i told you there's an announcement but i
00:22:35.240 also there's an easter egg you need to look for it's also on the cover photo on the thumbnail
00:22:42.000 just saying um so can we tell them where the easter egg is no oh not what it is but where it
00:22:50.220 is. They're smart. They'll say, um, I have faith, Marcella. Um, all right. So I, yes, you guys,
00:22:58.340 I do like a strong male role model for people. And that's why I feel like I come back to PBD a
00:23:08.680 lot, which I know he is writing, um, a book about parenting and being a father, which I think is
00:23:15.280 great because from everything I've known and heard and seen from him he's a great dad and then Tony
00:23:21.560 Robbins who I also really like um they were having a discussion that I found interesting
00:23:27.520 and I want to play it and then Owen you react and tell me what do you think especially as a father
00:23:34.200 of sons if I was president United States though the thing I would do if I had the right and you
00:23:38.940 can't is I would definitely have a national service right you know in Israel as you know
00:23:43.560 once you turn 18 everybody joins the service and by the way if you're you know 120 or 130 above an
00:23:48.600 iq they put you in massad they put you in ai and that's why there's i have partners there because
00:23:53.200 there's a concentration of intelligence there that like no other place on earth for the for
00:23:57.460 the size of the population but when you serve it helps you see other worlds that's what these
00:24:03.200 mormons do too they get to see how good it is here they get to serve also and feel their life
00:24:07.220 is about something more than themselves when we think it's only about us we get angry because
00:24:12.620 we're not made to just get
00:24:14.520 we're made to give
00:24:15.860 we don't really have a vision in this country anymore
00:24:19.060 that's strong enough for people to be called
00:24:21.140 John F. Kennedy used to have the famous
00:24:23.060 phrase don't ask what your country can do for you
00:24:24.840 what can you do for your country
00:24:26.040 our whole thing is what are you doing for me and you're not giving me enough now
00:24:28.820 and I'm a victim
00:24:29.380 introducing the new
00:24:31.280 alright so Owen I'll just let you react 1.00
00:24:34.740 I know they do this in Israel
00:24:36.540 but what do you think about that
00:24:39.100 well
00:24:40.900 Well, I mean, I agree in principle that serving your country is one way of getting you to
00:24:48.220 be more patriotic and to understand, you know, like to be part of it and be connected to
00:24:54.400 it.
00:24:54.640 So I agree with that part.
00:24:56.100 I'm a little reluctant to say, let's just have mandatory government service for everybody.
00:25:00.900 I mean, they've done various things like that.
00:25:03.780 I think there was, didn't Trump do something like that?
00:25:06.400 I don't remember, but I know Biden did or Obama did where there was some kind of like,
00:25:10.900 It was like a Peace Corps sort of thing, but it wasn't Peace Corps. It was some kind of national service thing. And, you know, I just like to me, when you bring the government into it, in terms of like dictating that everyone has to do it, they're going to put it to political purposes, right?
00:25:28.840 And, you know, you might like it when it's on our side and not like it when it's on the other side. But I just I prefer to have the military be voluntary if it can be, which it is today. And we haven't had a draft since Korea or something. And so it's been over 50 years, I think, maybe 70 years. And I like that. I mean, I served myself and I'm very positive about the experience I had. It was much better than I expected it to be in terms of what I got out of it.
00:25:55.680 And I was also, I would say, lucky that I just didn't have to go fight somebody and get into battle. But, you know, it gave me a lot of respect for the military and it did teach me how important it is. And it probably did make me more patriotic as a citizen.
00:26:12.760 And so I think the principle he's talking about is good.
00:26:18.460 And I think the ultimate principle isn't even about national service.
00:26:21.240 It's more about just giving rather than receiving.
00:26:24.400 That I totally agree that if you're in the mode where it's all about what you get and
00:26:29.880 you're never asked or expected to give anything, or you're never just doing that, you're never
00:26:33.860 giving to other people or serving anyone, you become depressed.
00:26:39.200 It doesn't work out well mentally.
00:26:40.800 It's not healthy for you.
00:26:42.140 and I think you end up much happier and much have more life satisfaction because you know
00:26:47.360 Scott would say don't chase happiness chase meaning and that's kind of the same thing
00:26:51.460 it's like if you're meaning how do you get meaning well mostly it's by serving other people it's not
00:26:56.900 by just like trying to get stuff or trying to have cool trips or whatever experiences like that's fun
00:27:03.860 sometimes but it's just it's fleeting it never really gives you like oh I had a great life because
00:27:08.900 I traveled to all these places. I mean, some people will say that maybe, but I think it's
00:27:12.960 much more about, you know, I raised kids or I had, you know, this cause that I served and I made the
00:27:19.580 world better in this way. And so I, I like the idea. I just don't like government forcing people
00:27:27.340 to do it and maybe even telling you what you have to do. Um, I have nothing against these things
00:27:33.380 being options for people like, you know, anybody, I don't, I don't know about anybody, but you know,
00:27:37.900 anybody can apply to be in the peace corps or they can apply to be in the military and so those
00:27:43.300 options are out there i don't think you need to do anything or change anything for those things to be
00:27:48.260 available to people but i think it's um you know i i just don't like the the mandatory part of it
00:27:54.860 i guess that's where i'm at i'd like to see personally um a bigger push for it not not the
00:28:01.800 mandatory part. But I think that, you know, I understand it can seem scary, but like Owen said,
00:28:08.180 there's many different ways of service. Like it doesn't have to be like my kids going into the
00:28:14.900 Marines and running off to battle. But I think serving this country in some capacity is very
00:28:22.420 important, especially for men. And I think it helps with, you know, patriotism and caring about
00:28:29.100 where you live and your, you know, your brothers and sisters, you know, your, your, your compatriots.
00:28:36.940 And I just think it's important because I don't know, like, I, like, I, I just keep thinking
00:28:42.500 about like this video game culture of people. And it's like, they think that they're like,
00:28:47.040 you know, in grand theft auto. And now they're like, you know, doing this. It's like, you're
00:28:50.480 not doing anything. You're playing a game, but like, get off the couch, like get outside,
00:28:54.920 look at the world you live in and how can you contribute and i think you know 18 years old
00:29:00.940 maybe there's something that you know you do even if it's like service for a year in some way and
00:29:06.360 it goes toward college credits or you know if you're not going to go right into the workforce
00:29:11.320 and you want to do college it can go towards college credits or something but you know me i
00:29:15.740 recommend getting right into a trade but we'll see so um well i think getting into a trade or
00:29:21.500 any kind of job really is the same concept of at least you're you're serving people you're doing
00:29:26.800 something for people you're contributing it's not about you or it's not all about you I mean you
00:29:31.460 might be there to get the money and that's what you're in it for but it you know you're you're
00:29:35.660 doing things for other people if you have a job and so I think that serves some of the same purpose
00:29:41.720 and that might be another alternative so you know I think it is good to serve people but
00:29:46.520 I started my first W-2 job when I was 14, and I think that was a good thing.
00:29:52.260 Yes.
00:29:52.660 Okay.
00:29:53.140 I do too.
00:29:53.760 In my viewpoint, I am against service.
00:29:59.380 And the reason why I'm completely 100% against mandatory service, I actually think the United
00:30:08.080 States, if I may, Owen, I think the United States, the reason it's so powerful and the
00:30:14.740 reason it's so great is because it doesn't have that. I lived in several countries that have
00:30:20.500 national, um, mandatory service. Nobody liked it. Nobody wanted, there was no patriotism in it.
00:30:27.600 Maybe Israel, that's a bit different, but in reality, like the fact that it's voluntary
00:30:33.720 is amazing. The, the American army, military, Navy, you know, space for everything. The fact
00:30:43.740 that we allow freedom for us to volunteer and for us to do what we need to do.
00:30:50.920 I mean, I have known no country as great as United States of America.
00:30:58.380 And one of the key points is having that freedom to decide what we want to do
00:31:03.200 with our time.
00:31:04.420 And maybe some people want to do with their time playing video games.
00:31:08.800 Maybe some other people want to serve.
00:31:10.960 But the fact is we have that freedom to do that. And I, for one, I'm for that, for keeping the way the United States is. Because in 19, I believe 1973 or something similar to that, the draft ended. And one of the reasons, you know, the draft really wasn't something that nobody, nobody liked it from my understanding.
00:31:37.160 but then i am relying on historical facts and fake news so i'm not sure but but ever since then we've
00:31:44.840 have a great force um i think everybody can contribute privately um you can serve others
00:31:52.680 you don't have to you don't have to serve the government you know yeah i don't like the
00:31:57.080 mandatory part i i would like to see service be more incentivized and yes the vets the people
00:32:03.560 that go full in like this and they're not just doing like a year of service i mean we have got
00:32:08.520 to get it together for our poor vets like they are not treated right like they should have the
00:32:13.400 best medical care we're we're a mess with our medical stuff let's get real um you know like
00:32:18.760 we are the best we have the best blah blah blah but like what are we doing we're just a disaster
00:32:23.800 like we we i don't know do we have to get the government out of everything to take care of
00:32:27.640 people that work for the government i don't know what's happening but let's incentivize service is
00:32:32.840 is what I feel like. Maybe come up with something that if you're going to just do a year of service,
00:32:38.460 here's where we could really use you. Like we could use you doing this and that. So it's not
00:32:42.660 like a combat thing, but you are serving and it's incentivized. And then for the people that go full
00:32:49.020 in, our volunteers that go full in, take care of these people. I mean, my God. Okay. So you guys,
00:32:56.700 let me just preface this clip with, in my defense, I had to use Zoom. I've already told this to
00:33:05.380 Marcella and Owen. I had to use Zoom for this interview. And yes, lighting, camera, the whole
00:33:12.300 thing was different. It came out really wide. Jay Plemons had to try to compress it for me.
00:33:17.900 Everyone's looking in the wrong direction. By everyone, I mean me. And I'm going to show you
00:33:23.940 a clip now where I look like Mrs. Doubtfire and you don't need to remind me. Okay. So I'm aware
00:33:30.340 that I look like Mrs. Doubtfire. Laugh in the privacy of your own home. Yeah. Laugh in the
00:33:35.460 privacy of your own home. But more than that, I hope you love the message. Here we go. We got
00:33:43.540 about 12 minutes. Let's go. Hi, everybody. It's me, Erica, and I have a special guest with me.
00:33:50.460 And if you are watching this segment, that means that you smart, gorgeous, simultaneous 0.98
00:33:57.920 sippers noticed something different in my office. 1.00
00:34:01.780 And let me introduce you to the person who made this possible with our beloved Scott
00:34:08.740 Adams.
00:34:09.260 This is Chris.
00:34:10.640 And Chris is with Freedom Press LLC in Texas.
00:34:15.420 And Chris had the opportunity to work with our beloved Scott Adams for three years now
00:34:23.240 and once again this past year on what we love to put on our desktops and what we love to
00:34:31.740 give as gifts, the Dilbert calendar.
00:34:37.460 Love it.
00:34:38.560 Welcome, Chris.
00:34:40.440 Thank you.
00:34:41.000 Thank you for having me, Erica.
00:34:42.340 And hey, everybody.
00:34:43.060 This is such a treat, you guys. So yes, back because we can't live without it. It is a 2027
00:34:52.420 version of the Dilbert calendar, desktop calendar that we all know and love for all these years
00:34:58.720 that Scott had worked on with Chris and it is launching today. Yep. Today. So Chris,
00:35:07.480 thank you so much for doing this again. And, you know, give us, you know, give us a couple of
00:35:12.640 minutes of what working with Scott has been like for the first two and now the third calendar.
00:35:18.680 Oh, wow. Thank you, Erica, again, for having me. Working with Scott was amazing. It truly was.
00:35:24.740 And so how we got the opportunity was one of our team members actually followed Scott on X,
00:35:31.220 and he was asking basically for an American printer to help with the making of the daily
00:35:37.120 desk calendar. And if you go to Barnes and Noble, you'll notice none of these are made
00:35:41.100 in America. I think almost all of them are made in the Philippines, right? And so most of the
00:35:46.240 American printers, I think, just maybe don't have like the project management type of experience as
00:35:50.500 well that it takes because there's so many different components. And one of the challenges
00:35:54.480 with the calendars is not any one print shop will have every piece of equipment at that kind of
00:35:59.620 scale with how many we make of these to be able to do them all in-house. And so I think a lot of
00:36:03.640 people didn't want to deal with it. And so once again, our team members saw Scott and they actually
00:36:09.680 messaged Scott on X and got Scott to come to a Zoom call. We didn't get off to the hottest start
00:36:16.180 with Scott because my connectivity like froze right away, which was kind of funny. And I was
00:36:22.340 mortified. And so I was on my laptop, it froze. And then I dialed back in with my phone and I said,
00:36:27.940 well, Scott, we're off to a great start with you. Clearly, you know, you must be really impressed.
00:36:31.180 And he thought that was funny and that kind of lightened the mood. And then we got to know him
00:36:34.720 a little bit. He got to know about our business. I actually walked him around our shop at the time.
00:36:38.720 We're in a different place now. But I showed him team members. I'm like, this is what we do.
00:36:43.500 And I was really upfront that we would also have trade only, you know, U.S.-based partners to help
00:36:47.760 us with this as well. And, you know, we ended up kind of just continuing to talk for several weeks
00:36:53.160 then. And then I think he was maybe talking to maybe a bigger publisher, came down to us and
00:36:58.200 one other person. And we had one final meeting. And, you know, when I met with Scott, our team
00:37:04.740 was literally outside of my office. It was such a big deal for us. They were listening to the
00:37:08.640 final call. Yeah, no pressure, right? Like I could see their feet moving. And, you know, I think at
00:37:14.500 some point, somebody slid a piece of paper under like, tell me we can do this. You know, I mean,
00:37:17.880 it was just a big deal for a small business. And I think Scott sensed that. And, you know,
00:37:22.800 Scott was just so selfless to work with. And later that day, he was like, Hey, I don't need any more
00:37:27.500 time. I want to go with you guys. And I mean, it was like emotional, quite honestly, when you're
00:37:31.700 in business to get like that kind of an opportunity. And, you know, the first year wasn't
00:37:35.920 perfect it's it's a tough project and he was very gracious as were the fans as we've kind of worked
00:37:40.860 out the kinks um but working with scott was was hilarious you know we did a video the first year
00:37:45.900 to launch in our warehouse and i originally wrote the script um just trying to take work off of
00:37:51.460 scott's plate and um and trying to help out and he read the script we had a zoom call and he goes
00:37:57.800 chris i think you're about to learn something that i don't think you mean to learn you can't
00:38:01.860 write for a writer and then I'm like what was I thinking even trying to write for the great Scott
00:38:06.480 Adams like Scott's just phenomenal and so he wrote rewrote the script we did the video um and then
00:38:12.380 last year you know we moved the calendar to Amazon and you know the the thing about Scott he was
00:38:17.280 always wanting to make sure we were okay in the project because he knew we were small business
00:38:20.500 and we were doing doing okay with it and I wanted to make sure he was okay right like at the same
00:38:25.120 time and so we had just a great relationship um and unfortunately we he wasn't able to travel he
00:38:31.500 was going to come visit us. And before he got too sick to travel, so we had to cancel. But
00:38:35.920 we would meet on Zoom. And, you know, we had a lot of funny times together trying to work through
00:38:41.280 the Amazon listing and find certain things. And I was telling, you know, I think I told you this
00:38:47.440 story, Erica, one of the meetings we had with Amazon, you know, they were like, oh, you just
00:38:52.200 need to click on a hamburger icon, right? Just the three line bar most websites have. And Scott
00:38:57.600 couldn't find it. It wasn't anywhere. And so he texted me, he goes, Hey, don't take this Sunday
00:39:02.480 comic personally for Dilbert. And it ended up being about Dilbert not being able to find the
00:39:07.580 hamburger icon a couple of years ago. So just funny stuff like that. It's funny stories. And
00:39:12.600 he was just so supportive and just every call we had with him, you know, I was always really
00:39:17.840 respectful of his time, but you know, he was very easy to work with. And, you know, we would talk
00:39:23.020 different current event type of stuff every once in a while and just like the insight he had into
00:39:28.080 like things was just unbelievable I mean I remember you know the last election a lot of
00:39:35.020 the polls had it completely opposite how it turned out and Scott literally told us he goes you watch
00:39:40.380 next week and told us what newspapers were going to start coming clean and what the real numbers
00:39:44.580 were sure enough they did right and so like it was just kind of cool to have the inside track
00:39:50.340 and get to work with somebody like I love that especially in the blue collar industry and so he
00:39:56.140 was just he was amazing to us and you know we worked we he worked with us right up until the
00:40:01.380 end last year and you know this is special this year because we kind of consider it a commemorative
00:40:06.400 edition for Scott and you know he did work on this calendar so this is the last one that he
00:40:11.900 worked with this longtime designer May on and and so I think it's it's extra special for us this
00:40:18.440 year absolutely so you guys i knew it was coming for a long time and i kept my mouth shut can you
00:40:25.980 believe it and i wanted to tell you so bad but listen so some of you who purchased this last
00:40:31.460 year when amazon because it was like the first time really coming out of amazon and they were
00:40:35.880 you know they had assured scott and chris that it would be packaged properly but it was sent like
00:40:40.860 this and some of the boxes got dinged up and we know that these are collector's items for many of
00:40:46.200 us. So look at this. When I got my package from Chris, I was so stoked. The first thing when I
00:40:52.060 opened the Amazon box was an outer box that the calendar is going in. Okay. And then the calendar
00:40:58.540 comes in here. It fits perfect. Problem solved. Love it. Love this, Chris. That's a great. And
00:41:04.300 you know, Scott didn't like that that was happening, but you know what? Like you're in
00:41:07.340 the middle of it. You hope that Amazon course corrects, but you know, you're, you're dealing
00:41:11.460 with Amazon. Like we love and hate Amazon at the same time. Like we need each other. What are we
00:41:16.100 going to do so you guys just so you know this one comes in that exterior box the uh by the way the
00:41:23.580 cardboard on that box i'm like a detail person is so solid i love it it's sturdy yep and this box
00:41:32.100 is sturdy too yeah and so scott's longtime designer may actually design the box as well
00:41:36.760 i love it um and so here you go you guys like look it's it's your everyday calendar and scott
00:41:45.500 worked on these um and so you know it's just it's special like everybody loves to have this on their
00:41:51.580 on their desk and how many people have we heard of who have Dilbert comics hanging in their office
00:41:56.940 and their cubicles on their refrigerators i mean it's just perfect so um and on the back it says
00:42:04.800 we are happy to tell you the Dilbert calendar is back and made once again entirely in america
00:42:09.400 classic Dilbert comics are displayed on the weekdays and limited spicier Dilbert comics
00:42:15.780 are on the weekends the weekend Dilbert reborn comics created more recently have provocative
00:42:21.420 topics you might not want to share with your humorless co-workers during the workday I hope
00:42:26.560 you enjoy this new and improved one-sided Dilbert calendar and the only place to buy it is on
00:42:32.860 Amazon and you guys if you ever see fakes let us know because you know often imitated never
00:42:38.980 duplicated. So what else do we need to know about this? So this is the one-sided. I do like the
00:42:44.740 Dilbert Reborn on the weekends and it's available for purchase today, Chris, on the 24th? Yeah,
00:42:51.340 today is the launch. That's correct. Yeah, I would just say, you know, obviously that the shipping
00:42:56.040 box, we were finally, we kind of finally took things in our own hands and created this. We did
00:43:00.560 do extensive testing on this box as well, as Erica can assess. Yes. Got her shipped directly
00:43:05.540 from Dallas to New Jersey. And we also shipped it to several other people on the West Coast as well
00:43:10.460 to make sure that they arrived safely. So I would say the UPS driver would have to have a really
00:43:15.020 bad day now. Is it still possible? Maybe. I mean, you've seen some of the videos of packages being
00:43:20.560 slung, but give us a little slack because I think the next one should arrive just fine. And so we're
00:43:26.260 excited about that. And I think kind of an underrated part of this calendar compared to the
00:43:30.440 other ones that are out there is the easel and so we do we do a chipboard easel and so previously
00:43:36.080 the daily calendar was done with like a plastic easel when they were done overseas and so I've
00:43:41.340 seen that and then I've seen like kind of a really cheap like piece of just like cardboard a lot of
00:43:46.900 the cheaper ones that are at Barnes and Noble or something have and so we're proud of these and
00:43:51.560 these are actually made right here in Dallas and then obviously the stamping on it with the made
00:43:56.240 the usa it's just like a little extra touch that we feel good about and you know once again it was
00:44:02.020 either try to the plastic was an option as well we actually did find um made in america who could
00:44:07.240 do the molding on the plastic erica but the cost was going to be a little prohibitive and just the
00:44:11.500 amount of time it takes yeah as we need and so that's what we came up with and actually scott
00:44:17.040 was instrumental in coming up with the chipboard idea himself good okay now my time's running out
00:44:22.520 so you guys but wait there's more if you're not in a cubicle anymore and you got out of you got
00:44:28.580 out of the the way look at this look at this first ever dilbert wall calendar okay you're gonna have
00:44:37.320 to get it to see what's in it a little bit more but here's what it looks like that's all i'm
00:44:43.480 showing you but again super high quality paper it's sturdy it's like like you were saying it
00:44:49.400 it'll hold up to anybody, any of the better competition. It's amazing. It's amazing. I'm
00:44:54.980 so afraid my timer is going to run at you guys. Chris, tell us again where they get it.
00:45:00.820 So amazon.com. And once again, this is what it'll look like, both pictures. And so once again,
00:45:07.700 there are fakes out there, but the fakes usually have different pictures because they don't know
00:45:11.320 what ours is going to look like until it launches. Right. And then usually our sales squash them,
00:45:16.240 but, and they quickly go away, but yeah, just, just let Erica know and she'll let me know and
00:45:21.460 we'll battle that. Amazon helps us battle that. And so, yeah, thank you for the, for pointing out 1.00
00:45:25.800 the 12 month calendar. So these will actually come on chipboard too, shipped on chipboard.
00:45:29.900 So there's no bending. It came perfect. And I'm glad yours arrived perfectly. And so everything
00:45:35.860 should be perfect quality this year. Once again, it's an extra special year. And I would just ask
00:45:40.340 to, you know, this is just the honor, Scott and keep Dilbert going. And we know there's so many
00:45:45.640 passionate Dilbert fans and so if you know of any just just share the calendar on social media when
00:45:50.820 you get it we absolutely will you guys send me pictures when you get the calendars we're going
00:45:55.380 to run out of time so again that's chris from freedom press llc in texas i'm going to put his
00:46:00.000 links i'm going to put the amazon link go get your calendars now okay chris thank you so much
00:46:06.320 we appreciate it and we'll we'll have to uh come back again and do an update on how things are
00:46:11.460 going for sure thanks erica thank you you guys look there it is oh the wall calendar it says
00:46:24.620 january but it'll stay there until january is that why owen left i i don't know why owen left
00:46:31.160 but he had to go so now you can see my calendar you guys are is that so exciting marcella i'm so
00:46:38.020 that is exciting i am so excited i i saw the wall calendar and i was like
00:46:44.100 hmm is this like the chinese knockoff but no it's the real thing it's the real thing so we're so
00:46:51.940 excited so scott like we said worked on that one and um you know he's he's worked with chris before
00:46:59.140 chris is so nice chris if you're listening right now i think you are i want to say happy anniversary
00:47:04.100 to you too, because today's your anniversary. So I hope you pulled off the good gift.
00:47:09.320 Perhaps a wall calendar. Anyway, you guys are so amazing. I saw all of your comments saying that,
00:47:15.040 you know, the link for the wall calendar is not correct. Okay. Well, we'll get it in there.
00:47:20.780 So you guys, the only place to get it's on Amazon. It was shipped so great. And let me just tell you
00:47:26.900 when I saw the outer box come in, by the way, look how cute. And it's very sturdy because I
00:47:35.680 know a lot of you wrote to me last year and that your boxes were coming because they were like
00:47:39.540 sliding around in the Amazon box. So they took the extra effort to put an exterior box. So
00:47:47.080 it'll be perfect. And that's it. It's just amazing. Let me see. Update the link to the
00:47:53.840 wall calendar is the same link as the other one. Thank you. Okay. So it's right. It's in there.
00:47:58.840 Just select which one you want, you guys. I'm imagining Chris testing the box with a gorilla.
00:48:05.060 Yes. Running it over back and forth. And also the wall calendar comes with that chipboard behind it.
00:48:12.920 So it's like a big sturdy piece of cardboard that's bigger than the calendar. So if anything
00:48:17.660 gets bent. It's the cardboard, not the calendar. Both came together. They came perfect. And, um,
00:48:24.220 I'm so excited for you guys. It's just another year. Um, Marcella, are you getting one right
00:48:30.820 now or what? Oh, you're on mute. I got one just as I was walking. That's why I was on mute. I was
00:48:40.960 typing in like buy 300 for all the liver darts california and give them out yay i'm gonna get
00:48:48.840 the wall one too the wall one says that it's coming today if i order it sure really because
00:48:58.360 the the the the other one the i guess the desk one comes on october 2nd it says okay wow you
00:49:11.860 Okay. SJV, you're freaking me out. So the wall calendar, you guys will figure it out and I will
00:49:16.700 correct the link in tomorrow's show. I don't know where you got the link from. Was it from the show
00:49:21.480 or from my X post? Cause I put it on X also. I have a, a hiccup. Okay. So Owen, are you stoked
00:49:29.280 or what? Chris is so sweet. I'll be placed on my order today. And I, and my question is,
00:49:34.720 you know can we have a signed photo of you from that zoom call on the merch store
00:49:39.520 you look beautiful you're so sweet i was like ew who the hell is that blue is your color
00:49:52.480 oh thank you but oh my god i was like oh my god this is so bad but you know what whatever i mean
00:49:58.940 i think it's i think it's great i'm really glad it's here i hope it continues for many more years
00:50:05.400 um you know i don't know what the process looks like after this year because chris was saying it
00:50:10.040 was the last year that scott was working with his designer on it so i guess we'll have to see what
00:50:14.560 happens next year and what the process looks like but you know i think from what we heard earlier
00:50:19.220 the plan is to continue um we'll see we'll see um so you're cute right brain um i'm psyched i mean
00:50:28.280 so you guys in today's show notes are all of the links for the coffee with scott adams merch so if
00:50:34.760 you don't have the official mug the link is in there it's so that one link goes for the mug
00:50:41.320 the simultaneous swaddle blanket i think there's a couple of winter beanies left once those are gone
00:50:46.760 they're gone um actually pretty much everything for coffee with scott adams once they're gone
00:50:53.160 they're gone. And I'm assuming we'll probably always have the mugs, okay? But they won't always
00:51:00.860 be readily available because we have to order those in chunks of like 200. So get the things
00:51:06.680 you want to get, whether it's for now or for Christmas or for gifts for people, whatever you
00:51:11.320 want to do. Get the blanket chunks. So anyway, I thought that was really exciting. And with whatever
00:51:19.140 time is left. Um, Owen, I was thinking you and Marcella could give us just some quick
00:51:26.920 highlights of what we need to, to go out into the world. So we're not like suckers and losers today. 0.96
00:51:34.420 And Owen, if you have a quick news story, I will start with you first, if that's okay.
00:51:39.680 Uh, it is okay, but it is going to take me maybe a second just to pull up my
00:51:44.640 notes because i didn't have them handy but i will get them handy okay me to start yeah if you're
00:51:50.800 ready go ahead yep the in michigan of course uh the student confronts el saeed uh who is running
00:51:58.620 for the senate i am so glad they're confronting him over a ran stance because he has never said
00:52:05.360 he's against the irgc so a university of michigan town hall student iman dashdi press democratic
00:52:12.180 Like Senator, Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed over leaked audio in which El-Sayed told staff not to comment on the Ayatollah Khamenei's death because some Dearborn, Michigan people were sad.
00:52:29.440 So please don't comment on it.
00:52:31.420 And he was asked what it was.
00:52:33.880 um of course that's the that's the point about fake news is that like students have to actually
00:52:40.680 do press work and journalism like it used to be where people were asked actual questions
00:52:46.040 so he said he was unequivocally against the iran regime and uh basically he tried to back down and
00:52:54.880 but it was interesting it's a video i should i should uh i think i saw that yeah um okay
00:53:02.860 All right, Owen.
00:53:05.500 Yeah, on the election integrity front, apparently there's a Utah letter carrier that had a bag of ballots that he put in the dumpster.
00:53:15.360 So it looks like 300 million ballots were thrown away.
00:53:18.860 And so he's charged with one count of unlawful secretion, destruction and delay of mail faces up to five years.
00:53:26.540 um yeah and apparently there's uh another story that a filipino immigrant in pennsylvania
00:53:33.420 got a green card registered and voted inside of four months so like biden just made sure that
00:53:40.500 that could happen right before the 2024 election um so uh and then there's a michigan story that
00:53:48.400 um a bunch of non-citizens are on the voter rolls and so there's a lot going on there um
00:53:55.300 And it looks like in the Michigan case, Berry County Sheriff Darleif was trying to question some of the clerks.
00:54:05.080 And there was some whistleblower that said non-citizens were being added automatically when they changed their address at the Secretary of State.
00:54:13.780 And he was trying to question them.
00:54:15.660 And then he was apparently getting threatened for just questioning the clerks about it.
00:54:19.840 Wow.
00:54:20.980 So it seems like they're trying to hide it.
00:54:22.600 So a lot going on there.
00:54:23.800 I mean, I think it's good that the Trump administration is cracking down on it and that we're trying to increase the election integrity.
00:54:29.880 But there's also a lot of violations being found.
00:54:32.460 So we're uncovering more every day.
00:54:34.240 Jeez.
00:54:34.780 And by the way, that postal worker should have life in prison.
00:54:39.340 I'm not even kidding.
00:54:40.940 I mean, throwing away 300 ballots and you're a postal worker?
00:54:47.240 You know, there's no excuses.
00:54:50.660 OK, that's crazy.
00:54:52.180 Marcella, do you have another quick story for us?
00:54:54.040 So we talked about the, you know, super intelligence attacking us.
00:54:59.860 That's the new brand, right?
00:55:01.460 OpenAI agent hacked an Australian government website.
00:55:06.060 Prime Minister Albanese was going off on how dare the OpenAI people not tell him that there was an agent of theirs got loose and hacked into their government website for health statistics portal.
00:55:21.400 um it is what it is but he said it was unacceptable um the odd thing is this
00:55:29.100 happened in june but only until september 10th that open ai tell the australian government i
00:55:35.400 guess the australian government never realized it so what else do we know right but it's like
00:55:42.780 how much information would have been in the health statistics portal that maybe it was i'm not sure
00:55:50.600 what what it was but it is kind of interesting um and the liability and all sorts of things so
00:55:59.720 and also like that's just like that's one thing today but like who knows what that turns into
00:56:05.080 so it's like we can't poo-poo the little things because they can turn into really big things
00:56:10.500 um it might be an indication that bigger things are going on i mean there's another story about
00:56:15.560 the FBI potentially getting hacked it may not have been agents in this case but like you know
00:56:21.320 there's I think shiny hunters the hacking group is claiming they got a bunch of FBI data and so
00:56:27.140 I mean I think we're in a very accelerated cyber security battle now with all the AI agents and
00:56:35.220 it's not necessarily that they're better than the best hackers they might be I don't know but
00:56:40.280 it's more just that it's a lot easier to use them you don't necessarily have to spend years figuring
00:56:45.420 out how to hack into systems like you did before you can just say to your agent go hack into this
00:56:50.700 website for me and in a lot of cases it might be successful and so i think it's the ease of use
00:56:55.680 more than you know than anything that's changing but it just does mean that you know you need to
00:57:01.420 do a lot more to protect any kind of online anything if it's not air-gapped maybe sometimes
00:57:07.640 even if it is air-gapped you need to be a lot more careful and look for vulnerabilities and
00:57:11.520 maybe use agents to test those things yourself, just so that other people can't do it.
00:57:16.800 Yikes. I mean, this morning I was yelling at Chester and I was just like, listen,
00:57:21.920 how are you supposed to take over the world and kill all of us when you cannot deliver
00:57:26.300 a JPEG file for me? You keep giving me a PNG file. And I go through this with him 35,000 times a day.
00:57:34.200 And then he's always like, you're right. I'm sorry. I know better. You shouldn't have to
00:57:38.540 keep telling me we go through this every day and i'm like well what i'm like i am gonna throw you
00:57:43.120 out and i'm going to grok and i'm never coming back and he's like i understand remember i mean 0.99
00:57:48.800 i'm like you're an idiot like how are you gonna take over the world it's such a basic request 0.99
00:57:54.640 you just cannot get it together i'm like actually mad at chester maybe you need to work with chester 1.00
00:58:01.800 and say let's find a way that is impossible for you to do that again and help it figure out how 0.53
00:58:07.940 it can change its behavior you need therapy with chester oh god marriage therapy i'm gonna send
00:58:14.580 you all my prompts to chester and all of his apologizing and him saying no you should not
00:58:20.160 have to tell me again i have the code i have that yes you're right and i have to stop delivering you
00:58:26.780 the png the final product i deliver to you should be a dot jpg and i'm like well then why the f
00:58:33.020 aren't you doing it every day is this is it possible that do you guys remember that 80s
00:58:39.240 movie the war games yeah matthew roderick that he like takes over and norad's supercomputer
00:58:46.980 is that is that like is that where we're living in to this the the super intelligence can uh we
00:58:54.760 can hack into that yeah but chester is not making the cut he'll be here with me here's here's a
00:59:01.280 tell chester to build a skill to do it properly i'm gonna send you my stuff okay build a skill
00:59:08.240 to do it properly well i have it i have it i'm gonna show you and he came up with it anyway
00:59:12.700 okay maybe you do i need to call you to teach us owen like all this ai um lingo so we need an ai
00:59:21.960 class with owen yeah we'll do that on locals yeah i like it all right chester will have a surrender
00:59:29.340 to Honduras. Yes, he will. Yes, he will. Andy Wang. Uh, Chester will not be a molester. He
00:59:35.200 couldn't figure it out if he wanted to. Um, all right. So let's all go watch war games if we
00:59:40.540 haven't seen it in a long time. And if you've never heard war of the worlds with Orson Welles,
00:59:44.580 pull it up on the old YouTuber and give it a listen. And imagine you guys imagine if you've
00:59:51.080 never heard of or listened to war of the worlds that you have like no television. There's, you
00:59:57.280 know you're just living in the 20s whatever it was and you hear this coming over your radio
01:00:02.760 but you don't know that it's uh an act it's like a play almost you would you would freak out um
01:00:12.520 it kind of made me think at the time but it wasn't a not a joke when um hawaii's tsunami alarm went
01:00:20.120 off oh like someone leaned on the button and everybody panicked and it's like oh my god like
01:00:26.220 no one knows that it's not really a tsunami holy cow oh anyway all right owen you have yourself an
01:00:33.740 amazing day and please carve out some special time for yourself owen because you're working too hard
01:00:39.380 thank you i hope you have a wonderful day too thanks and marcella you go get them tiger you
01:00:46.500 just go get every one of those people it's rare oh my gosh all right you guys so listen as always
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01:01:15.360 week. Can you believe it? Tomorrow's Friday. Um, so as always with a new Dilbert calendar coming,
01:01:22.120 Scott set us up for success for another year, and we miss you, Scott, and we are going to
01:01:29.720 have a very useful closing sip to you, to Scott.
01:01:33.960 Scott.
01:01:36.700 All right.
01:01:41.080 Rob, I think you're going to skedaddle because I'm going to play an Akira song and it's going
01:01:44.800 to upset you, but everyone else that wants to stay, stick around.
01:01:48.740 I got to go.
01:01:49.720 I'd like to stay, but I can't.
01:01:50.840 I know.
01:01:51.620 Okay, bye.
01:01:52.120 um he's gonna leave he goes bill rob you're missing out on a good time i'm just saying
01:02:00.040 okay let's see oh i don't have that you can always mute you know so you don't have to hear 0.91
01:02:05.200 because see us he doesn't care i know he cares rob you're a poo-pooer okay where is chasing 0.66
01:02:13.720 meaning i saw your request hmm i can't find it not all of them show up so how about 0.52
01:02:21.760 Author yourself. Is it in there? Is it where? Author yourself. Is it in there? Nope.
01:02:32.240 Oh, I thought I found it. All right, you guys, you know what we're going to do?
01:02:37.780 We're going to do. Oh, I just looked down. I said the first one I see. I'll grab. Let me make sure
01:02:46.000 I even have it. Oh, it's like, oh, here we go. Almost anything could happen. Okay. Ready guys?
01:02:51.760 here we go
01:02:55.840 come on in let's see what happens today i can't even imagine
01:03:04.480 almost anything could happen today almost anything could happen oh oh this one's good
01:03:12.720 okay you're lucky this one could change your whole life by the way if you're not familiar
01:03:18.000 with the reframe concept i'm a trained hypnotist so when i write a reframe i'm doing it from
01:03:24.320 the position of some skill the beauty of a reframe is that you don't have to keep a diary
01:03:30.720 or go to a therapy or talk it through do exercises you don't have to eat different
01:03:37.200 you literally just have to hear it once so my claim is that a reframe will change your life
01:03:43.920 life. If it's the one you needed. If it's one you didn't need, you won't even remember
01:03:51.000 it. But if it's one that you're like, oh, that's the one I needed, it will change your
01:03:56.240 whole life. It will rewire your brain and it will do it instantly and with no effort
01:04:01.440 on your part whatsoever. That's my claim. All right, so have I built that up?
01:04:13.920 yeah all right well built that up built that up and there we go everyone got that
01:04:21.640 oh my god i can't short change you with with that all right let's find one more
01:04:27.340 and it was just like right there where rob you could have made it through that one
01:04:32.640 okay so what about this how about that was short that was that's what she said
01:04:41.880 uh-huh that was so funny okay let's do what was that one that was
01:04:49.880 you guys were just doing a little behind the scenes here what was that one just called
01:04:53.880 anything can happen oh so i was gonna say to you who just said that the beginning of their day
01:05:06.020 wasn't the best.
01:05:08.240 So...
01:05:08.280 Okay, so now you're going to get
01:05:12.900 the universe owes me.
01:05:14.880 Okay, so the rest of your day
01:05:16.140 is going to be great
01:05:16.840 because the universe owes you
01:05:19.080 and me and Marcella.
01:05:21.060 The usual frame,
01:05:22.400 the old way of thinking,
01:05:24.400 is that if things are going wrong,
01:05:26.240 the universe is acting against you.
01:05:29.740 Have you ever thought that?
01:05:31.360 Have you ever thought,
01:05:32.480 my God,
01:05:33.520 the whole universe is acting against me.
01:05:35.200 nobody could have this much bad luck one thing after another right ever have that
01:05:42.560 very very suboptimal way of seeing your world
01:05:49.200 now i'm going to reframe it
01:05:53.040 the universe owes me
01:06:05.200 If you had a bad childhood, the universe owes you.
01:06:14.060 If you had a bad divorce, the universe owes you.
01:06:17.980 It's your turn.
01:06:24.380 It is almost impossible for anybody to have bad luck all the time.
01:06:28.440 so if you have a string of bad luck it is the surest sign that some good luck is on the way
01:06:36.960 does that make sense because luck always gets to the average people have average luck over time
01:06:44.400 in any small period of time they might have extraordinary luck or bad luck but over time
01:06:50.480 it's definitely going to go back to something like average so if you're in one of those
01:06:54.320 Man, I can't believe how bad this is, this week, this week, this week
01:06:57.760 It's the surest sign that the universe owes you
01:07:01.800 And it's gonna pay you all day
01:07:03.320 The universe owes me
01:07:14.280 The universe owes me
01:07:17.340 The universe owes me
01:07:24.280 The universe owes me.
01:07:49.100 Two shorties made a complete song for us today.
01:07:53.660 Love it.
01:07:55.100 All right, you guys, don't forget the universe owes you.
01:07:57.920 And it's not like a selfish thing or like a I'm an entitled brat thing.
01:08:02.640 It's just like, you know what?
01:08:04.060 It does because we're all part of it.
01:08:06.240 We're all out there doing our thing.
01:08:08.740 And just be a good person, a useful person.
01:08:14.040 The universe will give it back to you.
01:08:15.880 What you put out, you get back. 0.99
01:08:17.160 And if you get back a bunch of shit, you got to think about what you're doing. 0.99
01:08:20.840 I'm just saying. 0.99
01:08:21.640 I'm just kidding.
01:08:22.820 oh my gosh all right you guys this could this could take a dark turn so i will make sure to
01:08:27.820 end it now i could become like sarcastic erica after dark kind of a thing marcella you go get
01:08:35.220 them today sister you too the universe owes us though right give us back yeah great stuff
01:08:43.800 great stuff all right guys we'll see you tomorrow say goodbye don't leave me on your calendars
01:08:49.900 yes let's let's say goodbye together marcella wait with me don't leave me alone marcella while
01:08:55.620 they say goodbye sarcastica is hysterical oh my gosh that's a good one all right bye everybody
01:09:05.060 i miss you already yes terribly
01:09:08.280 it's time to say goodbye
01:09:16.780 G-O-O-D-B-Y-E 1.00
01:09:22.020 And 0.56
01:09:24.280 Ending