Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Vote with me live -- filling in my mail-in ballot

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00:00:07.900 alright, how many of you are actually going to vote with me, and how many are just going to hang out

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00:00:29.960 I don't think I've ever voted by mail, not that I can remember

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00:00:49.780 I don't remember requesting it

00:00:54.080 I guess you just get it, California

00:00:57.400 now normally I wouldn't care about voting in California

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00:10:45.760 no

00:10:46.280 and no

00:10:49.500 is the

00:10:49.860 default answer

00:10:50.680 oh I'm

00:10:51.120 getting some

00:10:51.560 yeses

00:10:52.040 all right

00:10:55.860 we're getting

00:10:56.160 some yeses

00:10:56.820 good

00:10:57.100 all right

00:10:57.800 I've done

00:10:58.240 my job

00:10:58.700 my job

00:10:59.880 was to

00:11:00.240 make sure

00:11:00.680 that I

00:11:01.840 got at

00:11:02.220 least a few

00:11:02.960 other people

00:11:03.580 to vote

00:11:04.100 yeah I

00:11:05.820 didn't have

00:11:06.140 to do

00:11:06.380 everything

00:11:06.740 I don't

00:11:07.040 have to be

00:11:07.920 Scott Pressler

00:11:08.720 but if

00:11:09.780 everybody

00:11:10.200 could get

00:11:10.580 a few

00:11:10.860 people to

00:11:11.340 vote

00:11:11.560 we're in

00:11:11.860 pretty good

00:11:12.240 shape

00:11:12.560 all right

00:11:15.280 who do I

00:11:15.760 need for

00:11:16.200 the laboratory

00:11:16.840 scientist

00:11:17.640 because I

00:11:19.720 totally knew

00:11:20.620 that was a

00:11:21.220 thing

00:11:21.600 oh no he's

00:11:25.300 a retired

00:11:25.720 laboratory

00:11:26.200 scientist

00:11:26.840 no that's

00:11:27.320 just what

00:11:27.660 he is

00:11:28.060 what the

00:11:28.700 hell am I

00:11:28.940 voting for

00:11:29.540 the school

00:11:31.420 Les Willa

00:11:32.240 why is

00:11:34.380 it all

00:11:34.940 in Spanish

00:11:35.620 I have

00:11:39.260 no idea

00:11:39.760 what this

00:11:40.180 is telling

00:11:40.520 me

00:11:40.980 nonpartisan

00:11:42.700 offices

00:11:43.200 cargos

00:11:43.960 no part

00:11:44.620 de

00:11:44.920 diarios

00:11:45.460 school

00:11:46.160 escuelo

00:11:47.040 chabot

00:11:47.860 and a

00:11:48.900 bunch of

00:11:49.240 colleges

00:11:49.920 vote for

00:11:52.360 one

00:11:52.780 the

00:11:54.580 incumbent

00:11:55.100 no I

00:11:59.280 no idea

00:11:59.860 what this

00:12:00.300 is I

00:12:01.360 have no

00:12:01.660 idea what

00:12:02.020 even the

00:12:02.440 job is

00:12:02.940 something

00:12:03.900 about

00:12:04.200 schools

00:12:04.860 trustee

00:12:06.360 or college

00:12:07.040 district

00:12:07.520 trustee

00:12:08.240 what the

00:12:09.900 hell is

00:12:10.180 that

00:12:10.560 college

00:12:11.500 district

00:12:12.000 trustee

00:12:12.600 do you

00:12:13.500 think the

00:12:13.840 college

00:12:14.140 district

00:12:14.580 trustee

00:12:15.060 was doing

00:12:15.420 a good

00:12:15.720 job

00:12:16.060 oh

00:12:16.820 interestingly

00:12:17.400 these do

00:12:18.020 not show

00:12:18.520 up as

00:12:19.080 either

00:12:19.580 republican

00:12:21.140 or democrat

00:12:22.260 very

00:12:25.020 interesting

00:12:25.400 so one

00:12:26.600 of them

00:12:26.880 is the

00:12:27.140 incumbent

00:12:27.520 and the

00:12:28.420 other is

00:12:28.780 retired

00:12:29.240 laboratory

00:12:29.880 scientist

00:12:30.600 well

00:12:33.820 how am I

00:12:35.600 not going

00:12:35.880 to vote

00:12:36.100 for the

00:12:36.380 scientist

00:12:36.780 there's no

00:12:39.440 reason to

00:12:39.880 think the

00:12:40.220 scientist is

00:12:40.920 the best

00:12:41.320 one in

00:12:41.680 this case

00:12:42.140 I'm going to

00:12:43.600 leave that

00:12:43.920 blank

00:12:44.200 I have

00:12:45.620 nothing to

00:12:46.060 add

00:12:46.360 to that

00:12:47.760 decision

00:12:48.220 all right

00:12:49.860 how about

00:12:52.860 these other

00:12:53.420 nonpartisan

00:12:54.300 offices

00:12:55.040 shall

00:12:57.020 pamper

00:12:57.420 price

00:12:57.840 be

00:12:58.060 recalled

00:12:58.420 oh

00:12:58.880 we've

00:13:00.000 had a

00:13:00.480 soros

00:13:01.260 prosecutor

00:13:01.920 recall

00:13:02.420 question

00:13:02.980 yes

00:13:04.640 I signed

00:13:05.760 the

00:13:06.100 petition

00:13:06.960 there were

00:13:08.080 tons of

00:13:08.540 people

00:13:08.740 collecting

00:13:09.320 signatures

00:13:10.200 at the

00:13:10.640 grocery

00:13:10.900 store

00:13:11.200 so I've

00:13:12.460 already

00:13:12.700 signed the

00:13:13.080 petition

00:13:13.400 to get

00:13:14.400 it on

00:13:14.640 the ballot

00:13:15.040 and shall

00:13:17.080 she be

00:13:17.560 recalled

00:13:18.040 from the

00:13:18.460 office of

00:13:18.960 district

00:13:19.320 attorney

00:13:19.860 si

00:13:20.700 senor

00:13:21.280 si

00:13:23.060 senor

00:13:23.860 now that

00:13:25.180 was the

00:13:25.460 reason to

00:13:25.840 vote

00:13:26.160 you know

00:13:27.400 here I am

00:13:28.260 thinking

00:13:28.700 you know

00:13:29.900 California

00:13:30.400 doesn't matter

00:13:31.020 to the

00:13:31.360 presidency

00:13:31.820 but I

00:13:33.380 can I

00:13:33.920 can help

00:13:34.260 vote out

00:13:34.680 the soros

00:13:35.240 prosecutor

00:13:35.820 that's

00:13:37.080 that's like

00:13:37.520 a really

00:13:37.820 meaningful

00:13:38.240 vote

00:13:38.640 I mean

00:13:40.340 that could

00:13:40.800 be the

00:13:41.020 one that

00:13:41.280 keeps me

00:13:41.600 out of

00:13:41.820 jail

00:13:42.060 all right

00:13:44.560 how about

00:13:44.960 this one

00:13:45.320 for mayor

00:13:46.140 of

00:13:46.800 Pleasanton

00:13:47.400 no

00:13:47.760 okay

00:13:49.120 the two

00:13:50.060 mayors

00:13:50.600 are people

00:13:51.140 I do

00:13:51.540 not know

00:13:52.240 Jack

00:13:54.160 Bolsch

00:13:54.800 or Carla

00:13:56.900 Brown

00:13:57.380 whose name

00:13:59.160 sounds more

00:13:59.960 like a

00:14:00.660 mayor

00:14:01.660 do I

00:14:03.640 want to

00:14:03.880 say

00:14:04.040 mayor

00:14:04.500 Bolsch

00:14:05.160 or

00:14:07.420 mayor

00:14:07.800 Brown

00:14:08.400 mayor

00:14:09.980 Brown

00:14:10.360 sounds more

00:14:10.960 substantial

00:14:11.540 doesn't

00:14:11.960 it

00:14:13.140 mayor

00:14:13.660 Bolsch

00:14:14.320 I don't

00:14:15.700 know

00:14:15.900 I don't

00:14:17.060 think that

00:14:17.440 name is

00:14:17.960 mayor

00:14:18.340 worthy

00:14:18.780 probably

00:14:20.500 has many

00:14:21.000 other

00:14:21.240 qualities

00:14:21.720 I don't

00:14:23.280 know him

00:14:23.620 whatsoever

00:14:24.040 but

00:14:25.300 council

00:14:27.440 member

00:14:27.820 and his

00:14:28.100 CPA

00:14:28.520 hmm

00:14:30.920 I'm

00:14:32.640 going to

00:14:32.820 skip

00:14:33.100 that

00:14:33.320 one

00:14:33.640 council

00:14:36.180 member

00:14:36.660 never

00:14:37.400 heard of

00:14:37.760 those

00:14:38.060 two

00:14:38.420 oh but

00:14:39.860 I'm

00:14:39.980 not

00:14:40.180 going to

00:14:40.400 skip

00:14:40.600 this

00:14:40.840 one

00:14:41.080 well

00:14:44.040 okay

00:14:45.860 I'm

00:14:46.960 not

00:14:47.140 going to

00:14:47.380 tell

00:14:47.560 you

00:14:47.700 why

00:14:47.880 I'm

00:14:48.020 making

00:14:48.200 that

00:14:48.440 vote

00:14:48.740 but

00:14:51.660 I feel

00:14:52.040 good

00:14:52.260 about

00:14:52.500 it

00:14:53.360 and

00:14:56.260 bar

00:14:56.520 director

00:14:57.080 the one

00:14:59.240 that's

00:14:59.460 appointed

00:14:59.820 or a

00:15:00.600 retired

00:15:01.100 laboratory

00:15:01.780 scientist

00:15:02.420 again

00:15:02.820 there's

00:15:03.200 another

00:15:03.460 there are

00:15:04.380 two

00:15:04.560 retired

00:15:05.060 laboratory

00:15:05.580 scientists

00:15:06.340 running

00:15:06.800 for different

00:15:07.320 jobs

00:15:07.680 on my

00:15:08.020 ballot

00:15:08.300 we have

00:15:10.020 a lot

00:15:10.260 of retired

00:15:10.880 laboratory

00:15:11.540 scientists

00:15:12.260 around

00:15:12.600 my

00:15:12.840 area

00:15:15.860 all

00:15:23.740 right

00:15:24.080 I think

00:15:25.580 I'll go

00:15:26.020 for the

00:15:27.080 I don't

00:15:27.640 know

00:15:27.840 skip

00:15:28.220 that

00:15:28.420 one

00:15:28.620 all

00:15:31.400 right

00:15:31.520 now

00:15:31.800 we're

00:15:31.980 up to

00:15:32.320 the

00:15:32.720 these

00:15:34.480 must

00:15:34.720 be

00:15:35.060 the

00:15:35.540 state

00:15:36.280 measures

00:15:36.920 so

00:15:37.640 these

00:15:37.860 are

00:15:37.960 the

00:15:38.080 various

00:15:38.420 measures

00:15:39.300 bonds

00:15:41.700 for

00:15:41.940 public

00:15:42.300 schools

00:15:43.120 so

00:15:46.440 here's

00:15:46.740 a true

00:15:47.140 story

00:15:47.540 years

00:15:49.740 ago

00:15:50.040 when I

00:15:50.380 worked

00:15:50.580 at

00:15:50.740 Pacific

00:15:51.200 Bell

00:15:51.540 an

00:15:52.480 election

00:15:52.860 was

00:15:53.140 coming

00:15:53.420 up

00:15:53.640 and

00:15:53.760 my

00:15:53.940 boss

00:15:54.300 at

00:15:54.480 the

00:15:54.600 time

00:15:54.960 who

00:15:55.660 coincidentally

00:15:56.300 was

00:15:56.680 the one

00:15:56.880 who named

00:15:57.340 Dilbert

00:15:57.860 he came

00:15:58.500 up with

00:15:58.840 the name

00:15:59.140 Dilbert

00:15:59.520 he'd seen

00:16:00.120 it before

00:16:00.520 and

00:16:01.960 he was

00:16:03.420 very

00:16:03.880 Republican

00:16:04.360 and he

00:16:04.720 was all

00:16:05.300 getting ready

00:16:05.740 to vote

00:16:06.220 and I

00:16:07.880 said

00:16:08.140 how can

00:16:08.520 you

00:16:08.640 possibly

00:16:09.220 intelligently

00:16:10.520 vote

00:16:10.980 when you

00:16:12.040 get all

00:16:12.360 these

00:16:12.660 weird

00:16:13.200 ballot

00:16:14.900 measures

00:16:16.960 these

00:16:17.360 basically

00:16:18.280 ballot

00:16:18.860 measures

00:16:19.320 they're

00:16:19.760 basically

00:16:20.740 laws

00:16:21.440 that you

00:16:22.580 get to

00:16:22.860 vote on

00:16:23.280 and I

00:16:24.320 was like

00:16:24.600 how do

00:16:25.020 you know

00:16:25.520 which ones

00:16:27.060 of these

00:16:27.380 are good

00:16:27.780 ideas

00:16:28.260 and he

00:16:29.200 looks at

00:16:29.540 me and

00:16:29.740 he says

00:16:30.120 I vote

00:16:30.580 against

00:16:30.900 everything

00:16:31.320 that costs

00:16:31.820 money

00:16:32.160 and I

00:16:34.840 thought

00:16:35.160 oh

00:16:35.480 you

00:16:35.840 you

00:16:36.740 fool

00:16:37.320 you

00:16:38.440 fool

00:16:38.980 what a

00:16:40.300 one

00:16:40.700 dimensional

00:16:41.440 ridiculous

00:16:43.100 way to

00:16:44.220 run a

00:16:44.780 country

00:16:45.120 you just

00:16:45.840 vote against

00:16:46.400 anything

00:16:47.420 that costs

00:16:48.220 money

00:16:48.600 just anything

00:16:49.920 like it

00:16:50.880 could be the

00:16:51.260 best thing

00:16:51.680 in the world

00:16:52.060 you're just

00:16:52.480 you're just

00:16:53.160 going to vote

00:16:53.520 against it

00:16:54.180 because it

00:16:55.320 costs money

00:16:55.840 how do you

00:16:56.700 possibly

00:16:57.340 justify that

00:16:59.020 I said

00:16:59.520 and he

00:17:01.040 said

00:17:01.400 they have

00:17:03.120 enough

00:17:03.400 money

00:17:03.700 and I

00:17:04.920 said

00:17:05.140 are you

00:17:05.560 kidding

00:17:05.900 me

00:17:06.220 that's

00:17:06.760 crazy

00:17:07.300 that's

00:17:08.200 crazy

00:17:08.680 because

00:17:09.660 sometimes

00:17:10.200 you need

00:17:10.600 more

00:17:10.820 money

00:17:11.180 and he

00:17:12.960 said

00:17:13.260 they can

00:17:14.620 take it

00:17:14.980 from something

00:17:15.520 else

00:17:15.780 they're doing

00:17:16.180 and I

00:17:17.280 said

00:17:17.500 that's

00:17:18.000 so

00:17:19.300 exactly

00:17:22.340 the way

00:17:22.800 everybody

00:17:23.120 else runs

00:17:23.740 their life

00:17:24.320 and that

00:17:27.780 was the

00:17:28.120 moment I

00:17:28.520 realized he

00:17:29.140 was the

00:17:29.440 smartest

00:17:29.760 person I've

00:17:30.400 ever met

00:17:30.900 he's the

00:17:35.120 only person

00:17:35.720 I've ever

00:17:36.180 met

00:17:36.500 who had a

00:17:37.580 political

00:17:38.020 philosophy

00:17:38.680 that was

00:17:39.240 100%

00:17:40.280 tight

00:17:40.720 they have

00:17:43.000 enough

00:17:43.260 money

00:17:43.620 if they

00:17:45.620 need more

00:17:46.080 take it

00:17:46.480 from something

00:17:46.880 else

00:17:47.100 they're doing

00:17:47.420 and I

00:17:49.280 thought to

00:17:49.600 myself

00:17:50.020 if you

00:17:51.000 could really

00:17:51.440 hold them

00:17:51.880 to that

00:17:52.400 that would

00:17:53.140 work

00:17:53.620 that would

00:17:55.120 work

00:17:55.540 if you

00:17:56.340 if you

00:17:56.680 can force

00:17:57.140 them to

00:17:57.440 do it

00:17:57.680 it's just

00:17:58.360 that people

00:17:58.840 don't assume

00:17:59.700 that they

00:18:00.060 can

00:18:00.400 so they

00:18:01.320 vote for

00:18:01.720 the money

00:18:02.080 so this

00:18:03.940 vote

00:18:04.320 is for

00:18:05.960 you

00:18:06.180 Mike

00:18:06.580 the late

00:18:09.280 Mike

00:18:09.820 Goodwin

00:18:10.340 nope

00:18:11.220 constitutional

00:18:13.420 right to

00:18:18.020 marriage

00:18:18.520 why is

00:18:19.240 that

00:18:19.440 why do

00:18:20.500 we have

00:18:20.740 to talk

00:18:21.060 about that

00:18:21.620 fundamental

00:18:24.620 right to

00:18:25.280 marriage

00:18:25.780 no fiscal

00:18:29.200 why do

00:18:30.380 I care

00:18:30.720 that's

00:18:31.300 already

00:18:31.520 the

00:18:31.800 current

00:18:32.140 situation

00:18:32.720 I don't

00:18:34.120 care

00:18:34.540 I'll say

00:18:36.240 yes

00:18:36.600 Mary

00:18:36.980 anybody

00:18:37.440 you want

00:18:38.240 doesn't

00:18:38.660 cost me

00:18:39.060 a penny

00:18:39.480 authorized

00:18:42.720 bonds for

00:18:43.260 safe

00:18:43.520 drinking

00:18:43.900 water

00:18:44.320 oh

00:18:44.800 okay

00:18:46.100 well

00:18:46.440 I might

00:18:49.160 not be

00:18:49.540 able to

00:18:49.760 help

00:18:49.960 Mike

00:18:50.320 Mike

00:18:51.000 my old

00:18:51.380 boss

00:18:51.660 on this

00:18:51.980 one

00:18:52.180 turns out

00:18:53.140 that our

00:18:53.460 drinking

00:18:53.840 water

00:18:54.260 is

00:18:54.900 in bad

00:18:56.320 shape

00:18:56.640 so we've

00:18:57.680 got a bunch

00:18:58.080 of forever

00:18:58.540 chemicals

00:18:59.080 I just

00:18:59.580 I just

00:19:00.760 paid

00:19:01.000 $1500

00:19:01.820 to have my

00:19:02.460 own well

00:19:02.920 tested

00:19:04.080 because I think

00:19:04.840 I'm gonna have to

00:19:05.360 shut it down

00:19:05.940 I think it's

00:19:06.840 poisoned

00:19:07.240 I think my

00:19:08.780 well is

00:19:09.100 actually

00:19:09.360 poisoned

00:19:09.840 and the

00:19:11.340 town

00:19:11.580 water

00:19:11.940 20%

00:19:12.940 of the

00:19:13.220 water

00:19:13.400 was

00:19:13.600 poisoned

00:19:14.040 in the

00:19:15.460 wells

00:19:15.720 they have

00:19:16.060 other sources

00:19:16.600 but the

00:19:17.080 wells

00:19:17.280 were

00:19:17.480 poisoned

00:19:17.860 I got

00:19:19.160 a bunch

00:19:19.520 of

00:19:19.660 forever

00:19:19.940 chemicals

00:19:20.460 I think

00:19:21.600 I've been

00:19:21.980 sucking down

00:19:22.680 those

00:19:22.900 forever

00:19:23.200 chemicals

00:19:23.700 forever

00:19:24.120 so

00:19:25.700 do we

00:19:26.520 need a

00:19:26.840 bond

00:19:27.160 for safe

00:19:27.680 drinking

00:19:28.020 water

00:19:28.380 and

00:19:28.580 wildfire

00:19:29.140 prevention

00:19:30.120 and protecting

00:19:31.160 communities

00:19:31.760 and natural

00:19:32.240 lands

00:19:32.580 from climate

00:19:33.180 risk

00:19:33.500 they had

00:19:36.120 to throw

00:19:36.520 in the

00:19:36.820 climate

00:19:37.160 change

00:19:37.620 didn't

00:19:37.900 they

00:19:38.120 nope

00:19:40.280 nope

00:19:44.700 if you

00:19:45.140 clowns

00:19:45.720 can't keep

00:19:46.200 the

00:19:46.360 climate

00:19:46.640 change

00:19:47.300 out of

00:19:47.560 your

00:19:47.660 drinking

00:19:47.920 water

00:19:48.360 I'll

00:19:49.360 drink

00:19:49.560 Pepsi

00:19:49.980 allows

00:19:52.200 local

00:19:52.540 bonds

00:19:52.940 for

00:19:53.120 affordable

00:19:53.480 housing

00:19:53.980 and

00:19:54.220 public

00:19:54.500 infrastructure

00:19:55.100 if you

00:19:56.500 have

00:19:56.680 55%

00:19:57.560 voter

00:19:57.960 approval

00:19:58.580 no we

00:20:00.300 don't need

00:20:00.620 that

00:20:00.920 what are

00:20:02.000 you talking

00:20:02.240 about

00:20:02.560 no you

00:20:05.300 don't get

00:20:05.580 any more

00:20:05.860 of my

00:20:06.100 money

00:20:06.360 why do

00:20:07.840 you need

00:20:08.000 my money

00:20:08.420 to build

00:20:08.780 a house

00:20:09.340 all you

00:20:11.400 need to

00:20:11.640 do is

00:20:11.880 get rid

00:20:12.180 of the

00:20:12.380 regulations

00:20:12.880 preventing

00:20:13.440 people from

00:20:14.100 doing the

00:20:14.500 thing they

00:20:14.800 want to

00:20:15.100 do

00:20:15.320 don't ask

00:20:16.540 me for

00:20:16.820 more money

00:20:17.440 build a

00:20:18.600 fucking

00:20:18.860 house

00:20:19.320 how about

00:20:21.860 what

00:20:25.060 eliminates

00:20:26.240 the law

00:20:27.540 for involuntary

00:20:28.460 servitude

00:20:29.020 basically

00:20:29.780 eliminates

00:20:30.760 making

00:20:31.580 prisoners

00:20:32.180 work

00:20:32.700 it removes

00:20:35.940 the provision

00:20:36.480 that allows

00:20:37.080 prisons to

00:20:37.780 impose

00:20:38.220 involuntary

00:20:39.340 servitude

00:20:39.940 to punish

00:20:41.460 people for

00:20:42.000 incarceration

00:20:42.680 potential

00:20:44.940 increase or

00:20:45.520 decrease in

00:20:46.040 state local

00:20:46.460 costs

00:20:47.060 depending how

00:20:48.140 things go

00:20:49.180 huh

00:20:54.180 do we

00:20:56.920 want workers

00:20:57.600 to be forced

00:20:58.360 to work

00:20:58.900 picking up

00:21:01.200 garbage and

00:21:01.780 stuff how

00:21:04.060 how is it

00:21:05.360 how is it

00:21:06.060 better to

00:21:06.560 stay in

00:21:06.880 your cell

00:21:07.420 if you

00:21:09.460 were in

00:21:09.740 jail

00:21:09.960 wouldn't you

00:21:10.620 love the

00:21:11.300 day when

00:21:11.700 you're walking

00:21:12.100 around you

00:21:13.140 know poking

00:21:13.680 some garbage

00:21:14.320 with a stick

00:21:15.020 and you're in

00:21:16.040 the sunshine

00:21:16.620 wouldn't that

00:21:17.840 be like a

00:21:18.340 hundred times

00:21:18.940 better than

00:21:19.420 being in

00:21:19.760 your cell

00:21:20.160 I'm a little

00:21:23.520 confused like

00:21:24.560 how hard is

00:21:25.500 the work

00:21:25.980 they're not

00:21:27.300 making them

00:21:27.720 break rocks

00:21:28.480 they're kind

00:21:29.780 of just

00:21:30.000 wandering

00:21:30.420 around picking

00:21:31.080 up you

00:21:32.220 know wrappers

00:21:33.580 and stuff

00:21:34.080 does it

00:21:36.200 really matter

00:21:36.860 see this is

00:21:39.860 the sort of

00:21:40.240 thing people

00:21:40.680 like me

00:21:41.040 shouldn't be

00:21:41.400 voting on at

00:21:42.000 all because

00:21:42.580 we don't know

00:21:43.080 the details

00:21:43.660 but I'm

00:21:45.980 gonna so

00:21:47.200 since it's

00:21:47.720 poorly

00:21:48.020 explained I'm

00:21:49.000 not gonna

00:21:49.280 vote for it

00:21:50.480 raises minimum

00:21:52.760 wage oh this

00:21:53.640 is interesting

00:21:54.140 for employees

00:21:56.540 with employers

00:21:57.300 of 26 or

00:21:58.040 more employees

00:21:58.600 to $17

00:21:59.940 and then

00:22:02.020 quickly up

00:22:02.660 to $18

00:22:03.200 $17 to $18

00:22:06.580 minimum wage

00:22:07.880 in California

00:22:08.840 well raising

00:22:13.660 the minimum

00:22:14.080 wage in

00:22:16.780 theory is

00:22:17.460 always bad

00:22:18.120 right

00:22:18.420 would you

00:22:20.660 agree that

00:22:22.200 from a pure

00:22:23.100 economics

00:22:23.780 point of view

00:22:24.520 it's generally

00:22:25.940 bad because

00:22:27.700 if there's

00:22:29.400 somebody who's

00:22:29.980 willing to

00:22:30.500 work for

00:22:31.440 that minimum

00:22:31.980 wage they

00:22:33.440 should not be

00:22:34.120 denied that

00:22:34.680 opportunity

00:22:35.260 and there's

00:22:37.380 plenty of

00:22:37.800 people who

00:22:38.380 already have

00:22:39.200 a roof and

00:22:39.960 you know they

00:22:40.920 just need some

00:22:41.460 extra money

00:22:42.000 I don't know

00:22:46.480 minimum wage

00:22:50.820 I have mixed

00:22:51.940 feelings about

00:22:52.540 minimum wage

00:22:53.340 the lefty

00:22:58.000 in me

00:22:58.400 you know

00:22:59.540 because I'm

00:22:59.920 a little

00:23:00.160 of both

00:23:00.580 does believe

00:23:03.840 that you

00:23:04.260 shouldn't

00:23:04.700 be turning

00:23:05.820 people into

00:23:06.420 slaves because

00:23:07.320 they're bad

00:23:07.980 at negotiating

00:23:08.720 and you know

00:23:09.460 they didn't

00:23:10.000 maybe they

00:23:11.020 don't have a

00:23:11.400 talent stack

00:23:11.960 that can give

00:23:12.500 them a better

00:23:12.840 job

00:23:13.140 so I don't

00:23:14.900 love

00:23:15.380 something that's

00:23:17.180 basically just

00:23:17.940 a form of

00:23:19.520 slavery

00:23:19.960 practically

00:23:20.460 so I do

00:23:22.440 think people

00:23:22.940 should have

00:23:23.340 a living

00:23:24.080 wage but

00:23:24.820 the minimum

00:23:26.580 wage is so

00:23:27.660 far from

00:23:29.580 something that

00:23:30.180 would allow you

00:23:30.740 to live on

00:23:31.260 your own or

00:23:32.220 you know start

00:23:32.880 a family or

00:23:33.460 something I don't

00:23:35.020 think it makes

00:23:35.380 any difference

00:23:36.020 like it doesn't

00:23:37.580 get you to the

00:23:38.100 next level and

00:23:40.160 if you're

00:23:40.480 working minimum

00:23:41.100 wage the

00:23:41.700 thing you

00:23:42.000 should be

00:23:42.260 doing is

00:23:42.860 you know

00:23:44.160 working really

00:23:44.880 fast to stop

00:23:45.740 doing that

00:23:46.380 and to make

00:23:47.680 sure that you

00:23:48.080 get promoted

00:23:48.640 and get a

00:23:49.380 better wage

00:23:49.780 so nobody

00:23:50.900 should be

00:23:51.340 spending much

00:23:52.100 time at

00:23:52.540 minimum wage

00:23:53.200 this should be

00:23:54.020 really just an

00:23:54.740 entry level

00:23:55.360 and entry level

00:23:58.120 there's no real

00:23:58.760 argument that it

00:23:59.500 needs to be

00:23:59.920 enough to

00:24:00.440 you know

00:24:00.940 completely

00:24:01.420 support you

00:24:02.360 so

00:24:05.700 I think I

00:24:07.820 won't tell you

00:24:08.360 what I'm going

00:24:08.740 to vote on

00:24:09.140 this one

00:24:09.540 cost could

00:24:15.800 increase or

00:24:16.460 decrease

00:24:17.100 revenues

00:24:20.640 likely would

00:24:21.720 decrease

00:24:22.360 opponents

00:24:26.120 the opponents

00:24:27.800 for the

00:24:28.140 Chamber of

00:24:28.580 Commerce

00:24:29.080 California

00:24:30.360 Restaurant

00:24:30.840 Association

00:24:31.600 and California

00:24:32.420 Groceries

00:24:32.980 Association

00:24:33.660 well

00:24:35.060 yeah

00:24:37.440 gotta say

00:24:39.620 no

00:24:39.920 gotta say

00:24:43.620 no

00:24:43.860 so the

00:24:44.360 trouble is

00:24:44.960 that there

00:24:45.480 are entire

00:24:45.980 industries

00:24:46.520 that are

00:24:47.000 set up

00:24:47.540 for a

00:24:49.620 non

00:24:51.200 non high

00:24:52.360 minimum wage

00:24:53.080 situation

00:24:53.700 and they're

00:24:54.720 pretty critical

00:24:55.340 in California

00:24:56.040 rent

00:24:58.940 rent

00:24:58.960 control

00:24:59.480 nope

00:25:00.280 that's

00:25:03.440 easy

00:25:03.800 no rent

00:25:04.640 control

00:25:05.120 you're not

00:25:09.120 gonna have

00:25:09.420 any housing

00:25:09.860 if you have

00:25:10.260 rent

00:25:10.440 control

00:25:10.860 how's

00:25:12.900 everybody else

00:25:13.400 doing

00:25:13.660 are you

00:25:15.740 almost done

00:25:16.320 with yours

00:25:16.760 all right

00:25:24.300 I think

00:25:26.400 we're

00:25:26.680 we're doing

00:25:27.220 some good

00:25:27.640 work here

00:25:28.200 we got

00:25:30.640 lots of

00:25:32.160 people watching

00:25:32.720 so if you

00:25:34.280 haven't voted

00:25:34.940 yet and you've

00:25:35.880 got your

00:25:36.180 mail-in vote

00:25:36.920 all we're doing

00:25:38.480 is voting

00:25:38.940 together so

00:25:39.720 that we

00:25:40.080 don't forget

00:25:40.700 and we feel

00:25:41.860 like we did

00:25:42.340 it at the

00:25:42.700 same time

00:25:43.160 all right

00:25:44.060 good job

00:25:44.640 good job

00:25:45.460 we gotta vote

00:25:46.100 you know

00:25:48.260 I don't think

00:25:48.660 any of it

00:25:49.020 none of you

00:25:49.660 none of you

00:25:51.300 saved your

00:25:52.280 voting

00:25:53.180 just for this

00:25:54.200 right

00:25:54.480 I mean

00:25:55.240 you didn't

00:25:55.660 need to do

00:25:56.020 that

00:25:56.320 but

00:25:56.600 you read

00:26:00.480 the guide

00:26:00.860 ahead of time

00:26:01.440 you high

00:26:02.760 achiever

00:26:03.340 restrict spending

00:26:06.420 of prescription

00:26:07.100 jobs

00:26:07.420 as many

00:26:07.760 certain

00:26:08.120 healthcare

00:26:08.440 providers

00:26:09.140 why am I

00:26:09.920 restricting

00:26:10.600 the free

00:26:11.360 market

00:26:11.740 because

00:26:12.800 and I'm

00:26:15.220 in a federal

00:26:15.840 discount

00:26:17.080 on direct

00:26:17.980 patient care

00:26:18.800 oh okay

00:26:19.400 yes

00:26:20.020 that seems

00:26:22.420 like that

00:26:22.880 sensible

00:26:23.320 it wasn't

00:26:25.920 what I

00:26:26.180 thought it

00:26:26.460 was

00:26:27.240 how about

00:26:28.380 it provides

00:26:28.840 permanent

00:26:29.120 funding for

00:26:29.900 medical

00:26:30.240 healthcare

00:26:30.760 services

00:26:31.440 well what

00:26:32.160 else are we

00:26:32.560 going to

00:26:32.720 do

00:26:32.920 if we

00:26:33.820 have

00:26:34.000 medical

00:26:34.340 how are

00:26:35.320 you going

00:26:35.600 to

00:26:35.920 of course

00:26:38.540 this is

00:26:38.940 the

00:26:39.680 mic test

00:26:42.120 again

00:26:42.480 do I

00:26:44.280 give them

00:26:44.660 more

00:26:44.860 money

00:26:45.120 or do

00:26:45.480 I say

00:26:45.840 take it

00:26:46.300 from

00:26:46.480 something

00:26:46.860 else

00:26:47.420 short

00:26:52.480 term

00:26:52.700 state

00:26:52.980 costs

00:26:53.380 between

00:26:53.820 1 billion

00:26:54.620 and 2

00:26:55.040 billion

00:26:55.340 so I'd

00:26:56.200 be voting

00:26:56.620 to increase

00:26:57.300 I'm going

00:26:59.300 to say

00:26:59.460 no

00:26:59.740 I don't

00:27:02.540 know what

00:27:02.820 the fuck

00:27:03.300 you're doing

00:27:03.700 that it's

00:27:04.080 going to

00:27:04.300 increase

00:27:04.620 my cost

00:27:05.120 by 2

00:27:05.580 billion

00:27:05.920 dollars

00:27:06.380 but

00:27:06.660 you're

00:27:09.440 going to

00:27:09.480 have to

00:27:09.720 do better

00:27:10.080 than that

00:27:10.640 felony

00:27:13.140 charges

00:27:13.680 and

00:27:13.980 increased

00:27:14.300 sentences

00:27:14.820 for certain

00:27:15.700 drug and

00:27:16.240 theft

00:27:16.500 crimes

00:27:17.160 yes

00:27:17.880 thank you

00:27:18.600 very much

00:27:19.260 trying to

00:27:20.500 recriminalize

00:27:21.460 crime in

00:27:22.140 California

00:27:22.700 I'm in

00:27:24.480 and then

00:27:27.060 finally

00:27:27.540 essential

00:27:29.520 services

00:27:30.180 protection

00:27:30.720 measure

00:27:31.340 to

00:27:34.240 minimize

00:27:34.620 cuts

00:27:35.180 in police

00:27:35.780 and fire

00:27:36.480 hmm

00:27:38.340 a half

00:27:43.840 a cent

00:27:44.140 sales tax

00:27:45.100 providing

00:27:46.680 10 million

00:27:47.300 annually

00:27:47.640 for 10

00:27:48.120 years

00:27:48.740 hmm

00:27:50.640 hmm

00:27:53.400 I do

00:27:55.880 want to

00:27:56.320 I do

00:27:56.780 want my

00:27:57.180 local police

00:27:57.980 and fire

00:27:58.560 departments

00:27:59.120 to be

00:27:59.440 well funded

00:28:00.080 but

00:28:01.540 I also

00:28:04.380 think

00:28:04.780 they have

00:28:06.620 enough of

00:28:06.920 my money

00:28:07.320 I don't

00:28:11.440 know

00:28:11.760 I haven't

00:28:13.700 noticed the

00:28:14.520 shortage of

00:28:15.460 police

00:28:15.940 because they

00:28:20.060 come whenever

00:28:20.720 my neighborhood

00:28:21.440 needs them

00:28:21.940 I haven't

00:28:24.100 noticed a

00:28:24.680 shortage of

00:28:25.340 fire departments

00:28:26.560 unless you're

00:28:27.120 talking about

00:28:27.660 the in

00:28:29.260 the forests

00:28:30.220 where we

00:28:30.620 need them

00:28:31.000 oh do I

00:28:33.420 want another

00:28:33.960 half a cent

00:28:34.720 sales tax

00:28:36.280 well

00:28:40.760 there we

00:28:45.700 go

00:28:45.980 all right

00:28:47.380 now

00:28:47.860 I've got

00:28:49.780 to read the

00:28:50.180 careful

00:28:50.520 instructions

00:28:51.180 about how

00:28:51.660 to put it

00:28:52.060 in an

00:28:52.320 envelope

00:28:52.680 everyone is

00:28:54.640 separate and

00:28:55.260 folded in

00:28:55.800 half

00:28:56.180 and you

00:28:57.160 separately

00:28:57.680 put them

00:28:58.100 in the

00:28:58.300 envelope

00:28:58.660 did I

00:29:07.680 really not

00:29:08.140 have to

00:29:08.480 sign

00:29:08.720 anything

00:29:09.140 did I

00:29:11.320 really not

00:29:11.740 have to

00:29:12.060 sign

00:29:12.300 anything

00:29:12.680 or prove

00:29:15.480 who I am

00:29:16.080 is this

00:29:18.040 real

00:29:18.360 am I doing

00:29:20.740 something wrong

00:29:21.360 there's

00:29:22.720 really no

00:29:23.360 part where

00:29:24.680 I sign

00:29:25.060 it

00:29:25.340 that can't

00:29:29.120 be true

00:29:29.580 is that

00:29:35.600 true

00:29:35.940 is it

00:29:37.720 true that

00:29:38.120 there's no

00:29:38.480 place to

00:29:38.920 sign it

00:29:39.380 you sign

00:29:41.700 the envelope

00:29:42.480 oh on

00:29:45.100 the envelope

00:29:45.540 well why

00:29:47.120 the hell am I

00:29:47.560 going to put

00:29:47.840 my signature

00:29:48.460 on the

00:29:48.940 outside of

00:29:50.000 an envelope

00:29:50.600 can't everybody

00:29:51.640 just copy

00:29:52.260 my signature

00:29:52.900 what

00:29:56.080 I am

00:30:00.740 unable to

00:30:01.300 return my

00:30:01.760 ballot to

00:30:02.220 hereby

00:30:02.540 authorize

00:30:03.240 oh you

00:30:03.600 can have

00:30:03.880 somebody else

00:30:04.380 do it

00:30:04.940 yes

00:30:06.080 signature

00:30:09.480 a voter

00:30:10.600 or the

00:30:11.120 power of

00:30:11.700 attorney

00:30:12.100 okay

00:30:14.800 well I

00:30:17.180 will put

00:30:17.960 in my

00:30:18.400 envelopes

00:30:19.080 they have

00:30:20.640 to go in

00:30:21.020 upside down

00:30:21.640 is there

00:30:23.900 any special

00:30:24.420 way they

00:30:24.820 go in

00:30:25.220 looks like

00:30:29.320 they go

00:30:29.700 in

00:30:30.060 fold on

00:30:32.040 the top

00:30:32.420 alright

00:30:35.800 so

00:30:37.120 they'll

00:30:41.200 digitize

00:30:41.820 it

00:30:42.120 alright

00:30:44.180 should I

00:30:45.580 use my

00:30:45.920 regular

00:30:46.220 signature

00:30:46.680 or make

00:30:47.600 it look

00:30:47.860 like somebody

00:30:48.280 else

00:30:48.600 today is

00:30:50.480 the

00:30:50.820 residence

00:30:51.740 address

00:30:52.340 as

00:30:52.580 registered

00:30:53.020 in

00:30:53.280 Alameda

00:30:53.660 account

00:30:53.900 okay

00:30:55.380 my

00:30:55.740 address

00:30:56.280 which

00:30:58.120 is

00:30:58.920 okay

00:31:13.920 they don't

00:31:14.640 have enough

00:31:15.000 room for my

00:31:15.560 address

00:31:15.920 what do you

00:31:16.280 do

00:31:16.520 what do

00:31:21.640 you do

00:31:22.000 if there's

00:31:22.320 not enough

00:31:22.660 room for

00:31:23.060 it

00:31:23.340 of course

00:31:30.800 I'm

00:31:31.020 writing it

00:31:31.460 right next

00:31:31.860 to my

00:31:32.100 address

00:31:32.520 so you

00:31:34.660 can't see

00:31:35.200 it

00:31:35.460 but on

00:31:36.760 the envelope

00:31:37.260 there's a

00:31:38.020 place where I

00:31:38.600 write my

00:31:39.000 address

00:31:39.480 and it's

00:31:40.780 right next

00:31:41.240 to the

00:31:41.480 box with

00:31:42.080 my address

00:31:42.740 that's

00:31:43.040 printed

00:31:43.340 there

00:31:43.700 shouldn't

00:31:46.800 I just

00:31:47.100 be able

00:31:47.380 to check

00:31:47.720 the box

00:31:48.240 that says

00:31:48.640 that's

00:31:48.900 my

00:31:49.100 address

00:31:49.560 do I

00:31:51.220 really have

00:31:51.620 to write

00:31:51.880 my address

00:31:52.420 next to

00:31:52.960 my

00:31:53.120 address

00:31:53.580 that's

00:31:55.120 something

00:31:55.380 I'm

00:31:55.620 really

00:31:55.840 doing

00:31:56.140 I'm

00:31:56.440 writing

00:31:56.620 my

00:31:56.820 address

00:31:57.100 next

00:31:57.400 to

00:31:57.520 my

00:31:57.680 address

00:31:58.060 that's

00:32:00.360 a real

00:32:00.580 thing

00:32:00.800 that just

00:32:01.140 happened

00:32:01.480 all right

00:32:03.260 now I

00:32:04.200 have to

00:32:04.460 lick

00:32:04.700 this

00:32:04.960 thing

00:32:05.300 how do

00:32:09.700 they

00:32:09.820 notice

00:32:10.040 my own

00:32:10.380 handwriting

00:32:10.800 okay

00:32:15.140 I need

00:32:15.720 RFK

00:32:16.240 junior

00:32:16.640 RFK

00:32:18.700 junior

00:32:19.080 is it

00:32:19.920 okay

00:32:20.140 if I

00:32:20.420 lick

00:32:20.700 this

00:32:20.960 thing

00:32:21.280 what

00:32:24.280 kind of

00:32:24.620 forever

00:32:24.920 chemicals

00:32:25.500 are on

00:32:25.800 the

00:32:25.920 envelope

00:32:26.440 RFK

00:32:27.700 junior

00:32:28.020 I need

00:32:28.480 you

00:32:28.880 just

00:32:42.520 kidding

00:32:42.820 all right

00:32:44.600 ladies and

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00:32:45.720 I got

00:32:47.340 myself

00:32:47.960 ballot

00:32:51.700 that means

00:32:54.340 I get

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00:32:55.220 this

00:32:56.340 unlike

00:33:00.100 all you

00:33:00.760 losers

00:33:01.360 who didn't

00:33:01.980 vote

00:33:02.320 I'm a

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00:33:07.320 will

00:33:07.620 I will

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00:33:10.500 bring it

00:33:10.920 to the

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00:33:14.420 myself

00:33:14.720 I did

00:33:17.480 get directions

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00:34:33.160 about the

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00:34:34.380 yes

00:34:35.160 see here's

00:34:36.920 the thing

00:34:37.480 while I

00:34:39.380 by the way

00:34:40.620 did you see

00:34:41.580 the latest

00:34:42.180 Kraken claim

00:34:43.240 so remember

00:34:47.720 how

00:34:48.040 Sydney Powell

00:34:49.140 her life

00:34:52.560 got turned

00:34:53.180 upside down

00:34:53.840 because she

00:34:54.340 said

00:34:54.660 the voting

00:34:56.020 machines had

00:34:56.960 some crazy

00:34:58.200 Venezuelan

00:34:59.100 connection

00:34:59.560 well

00:35:01.840 that rumor

00:35:03.560 is back

00:35:05.000 on steroids

00:35:05.720 with lots

00:35:08.380 of details

00:35:08.960 now I have

00:35:10.440 no idea

00:35:11.240 if any of

00:35:12.360 it's true

00:35:12.840 really I have

00:35:15.380 no idea

00:35:15.820 it's like

00:35:16.220 I'm just

00:35:16.620 looking at

00:35:17.040 it and I

00:35:17.220 go I

00:35:17.600 don't know

00:35:18.020 I can't

00:35:19.280 tell

00:35:19.540 there's tons

00:35:20.520 of detail

00:35:21.140 and you know

00:35:24.140 an alleged

00:35:24.700 whistleblower

00:35:25.400 but you never

00:35:26.980 know

00:35:27.260 and the

00:35:30.060 allegations are

00:35:31.500 that

00:35:32.780 there's some

00:35:34.240 apparently

00:35:35.200 there's

00:35:35.960 so this is

00:35:36.860 just the

00:35:37.200 allegations

00:35:37.640 I don't

00:35:38.860 you know

00:35:39.140 I have no

00:35:39.860 evidence that

00:35:40.620 this is real

00:35:41.260 but the

00:35:42.720 allocation is

00:35:43.480 that the

00:35:43.880 biggest

00:35:44.420 cartel

00:35:45.100 in the

00:35:45.400 world

00:35:45.740 is one

00:35:46.720 you didn't

00:35:47.240 know

00:35:47.420 existed

00:35:47.940 and that

00:35:49.740 it's a

00:35:50.100 Venezuelan

00:35:50.900 gang

00:35:51.280 and that

00:35:52.940 they've

00:35:53.980 stolen like

00:35:54.580 a trillion

00:35:55.080 dollars

00:35:55.640 they're far

00:35:56.700 bigger than

00:35:57.220 any other

00:35:57.700 cartel

00:35:58.400 and that

00:35:59.700 allegedly

00:36:00.620 and here's

00:36:01.720 the part

00:36:02.080 where

00:36:02.400 I'm not

00:36:03.460 convinced

00:36:04.000 allegedly

00:36:05.180 they do

00:36:05.980 in fact

00:36:06.440 privately

00:36:07.060 own all

00:36:07.640 of the

00:36:07.880 voting

00:36:08.100 companies

00:36:08.500 the voting

00:36:09.720 software

00:36:10.240 and hardware

00:36:11.060 and that

00:36:12.360 the elections

00:36:13.500 haven't been

00:36:14.080 real for a

00:36:14.660 while

00:36:14.980 remember

00:36:19.500 how I

00:36:19.920 kept asking

00:36:20.620 can anybody

00:36:21.700 give us

00:36:22.180 any reason

00:36:22.920 whatsoever

00:36:23.480 that machines

00:36:24.240 exist for

00:36:25.060 voting

00:36:25.420 and literally

00:36:26.760 nobody has

00:36:27.380 even one

00:36:28.160 one even

00:36:29.380 hypothesis

00:36:30.040 it's like

00:36:31.220 they're faster

00:36:32.500 no

00:36:33.300 no

00:36:33.900 cheaper

00:36:35.200 no

00:36:36.420 more reliable

00:36:38.600 no

00:36:39.940 harder

00:36:42.580 to hack

00:36:43.720 no

00:36:44.760 so what

00:36:47.060 is it

00:36:47.720 if it's

00:36:48.400 more

00:36:48.640 expensive

00:36:49.140 and yet

00:36:49.860 worse

00:36:50.220 in every

00:36:50.620 way

00:36:50.880 why do

00:36:52.580 they do

00:36:52.840 it

00:36:53.080 well I

00:36:55.880 can only

00:36:56.240 think of

00:36:56.580 one reason

00:36:57.100 and that

00:36:57.840 rumor which

00:36:58.660 I don't

00:36:59.140 have any

00:36:59.780 validity

00:37:00.860 in

00:37:01.640 you know

00:37:02.720 I wouldn't

00:37:03.040 have any

00:37:03.400 reason to

00:37:04.060 believe it's

00:37:04.480 true or

00:37:04.980 false

00:37:05.740 no way

00:37:07.520 to know

00:37:07.800 one way

00:37:08.120 or the

00:37:08.300 other

00:37:08.480 but it

00:37:09.440 exists as

00:37:10.000 a rumor

00:37:10.320 and that's

00:37:12.580 not

00:37:12.740 nothing

00:37:13.060 the ballot

00:37:18.100 in cook

00:37:18.520 county was

00:37:19.040 21 pages

00:37:19.960 long

00:37:20.460 that's why

00:37:20.920 it's digital

00:37:21.520 well

00:37:22.140 digital might

00:37:24.140 make sense

00:37:24.760 but that

00:37:30.320 doesn't mean

00:37:30.780 that the

00:37:31.100 vote has

00:37:31.480 to be

00:37:31.840 does all

00:37:36.000 sales

00:37:36.420 text

00:37:36.800 I don't

00:37:38.080 know

00:37:38.360 all right

00:37:40.900 there you

00:37:41.440 go

00:37:41.900 my podcast

00:37:45.180 looks like

00:37:45.880 a Nazi

00:37:46.380 rally

00:37:46.780 how much

00:37:49.800 do you

00:37:50.080 love that

00:37:50.700 Kamala

00:37:52.140 Harris

00:37:52.420 is doing

00:37:52.800 so poorly

00:37:53.560 that they

00:37:54.920 brought out

00:37:55.660 James Carville

00:37:57.040 to say that

00:37:58.280 a Madison

00:37:58.780 Square Garden

00:37:59.660 rally

00:38:00.140 is intentionally

00:38:02.220 designed to

00:38:03.620 evoke Nazi

00:38:04.660 symbolism

00:38:05.280 do you

00:38:08.740 remember when

00:38:09.320 I felt like

00:38:09.940 I had to

00:38:10.500 defend the

00:38:11.320 hoaxes

00:38:11.840 because people

00:38:13.400 would believe

00:38:13.860 the hoaxes

00:38:14.480 but I'm

00:38:15.540 pretty sure

00:38:15.940 that people

00:38:16.380 when people

00:38:17.060 hear Carville

00:38:17.940 say that

00:38:18.540 using Madison

00:38:19.820 Square Garden

00:38:20.560 for an

00:38:21.520 event

00:38:21.860 which is

00:38:22.380 what it's

00:38:22.740 for

00:38:22.940 it's for

00:38:23.360 events

00:38:23.760 is not

00:38:25.140 really

00:38:25.460 evidence of

00:38:26.240 any kind

00:38:26.780 that you're

00:38:27.380 a Nazi

00:38:27.720 it's more

00:38:29.180 like evidence

00:38:29.840 that you

00:38:30.260 booked it

00:38:30.940 for an

00:38:31.400 event

00:38:31.680 like everybody

00:38:32.780 else books

00:38:33.700 it for an

00:38:34.180 event

00:38:34.500 but it's

00:38:36.880 funny to

00:38:37.240 watch

00:38:37.520 to watch

00:38:39.720 them try to

00:38:40.220 sell that

00:38:40.760 actually just

00:38:41.500 Carville

00:38:41.900 Carville

00:38:42.620 couldn't even

00:38:43.120 get a

00:38:43.440 Democrat to

00:38:44.040 bite on

00:38:44.340 that one

00:38:44.700 he's been

00:38:45.720 trying that

00:38:46.160 for like

00:38:46.440 two weeks

00:38:47.020 and can't

00:38:48.100 get anybody

00:38:48.900 else to

00:38:49.440 say that

00:38:49.800 out loud

00:38:50.120 because it's

00:38:50.560 so dumb

00:38:51.100 so dumb

00:38:53.760 all right

00:38:58.180 if you mail

00:38:59.680 you can track

00:39:00.300 online

00:39:00.920 interesting

00:39:02.620 he's just

00:39:04.300 bullshitting

00:39:04.920 I think he

00:39:06.840 is

00:39:07.260 yeah the

00:39:10.560 Atlantic has a

00:39:11.360 new Trump

00:39:11.800 hoax that one

00:39:12.620 seems funny

00:39:13.200 too

00:39:13.480 so something

00:39:15.180 about he

00:39:16.420 wanted generals

00:39:17.200 like Hitler

00:39:17.780 or something

00:39:18.240 and it's

00:39:20.420 just so

00:39:20.840 obviously not

00:39:21.800 true

00:39:22.140 it's like

00:39:24.040 laughably

00:39:24.840 obviously not

00:39:25.840 true

00:39:26.140 and it's

00:39:27.400 by the same

00:39:28.000 hoaxer who's

00:39:28.980 who's famously

00:39:30.060 hoaxed a bunch

00:39:30.920 of times

00:39:31.340 that Jeffrey

00:39:32.360 Goldberg guy

00:39:33.060 I think we

00:39:36.620 have to start

00:39:37.260 or stop

00:39:38.680 calling some

00:39:41.200 of these

00:39:41.540 publications

00:39:42.220 any kind

00:39:43.680 of publication

00:39:44.440 they are

00:39:45.620 pure

00:39:46.020 propaganda

00:39:46.780 once something

00:39:48.820 gets to the

00:39:49.440 level of

00:39:49.940 pure propaganda

00:39:50.980 you shouldn't

00:39:53.140 act like it's

00:39:53.860 a news source

00:39:54.680 or something

00:39:55.160 it's not an

00:39:55.700 opinion

00:39:56.020 they're not

00:39:56.820 even opinions

00:39:57.500 they're just

00:39:58.140 propaganda

00:39:58.640 now I wouldn't

00:40:00.560 put CNN in

00:40:01.320 that category

00:40:01.920 because they

00:40:02.580 do in fact

00:40:03.240 show both

00:40:03.760 sides

00:40:04.180 not always

00:40:05.560 but lately

00:40:06.860 they've done

00:40:07.280 a great job

00:40:07.820 of it

00:40:08.160 Daniel Dale

00:40:09.300 did a fact

00:40:09.920 check

00:40:10.260 on

00:40:11.600 Waltz

00:40:12.720 saying that

00:40:13.460 Trump lost

00:40:14.320 the most

00:40:14.800 manufacturing

00:40:15.500 jobs of

00:40:16.220 any president

00:40:16.780 turns out

00:40:18.020 that's not

00:40:18.400 even close

00:40:18.900 to true

00:40:19.400 and so

00:40:21.760 Daniel Dale

00:40:22.380 just slapped

00:40:23.260 him down

00:40:23.660 now

00:40:24.720 that's pretty

00:40:25.560 good

00:40:25.880 even Fox

00:40:27.100 News doesn't

00:40:27.700 do that

00:40:28.100 Fox News

00:40:28.980 doesn't do

00:40:29.660 fact checking

00:40:31.140 on Republicans

00:40:32.560 so I would

00:40:35.040 call

00:40:35.440 you know

00:40:36.720 some of

00:40:37.580 the news

00:40:38.040 are just

00:40:38.700 biased

00:40:39.180 but if

00:40:40.900 their bias

00:40:41.420 is obvious

00:40:42.160 and they're

00:40:42.840 not hiding

00:40:43.380 it

00:40:43.640 I'm not

00:40:44.380 too bad

00:40:44.800 with that

00:40:45.200 but to

00:40:46.200 call MSNBC

00:40:47.260 news

00:40:47.900 I'm sorry

00:40:50.160 that's not

00:40:50.940 news

00:40:51.360 that is just

00:40:52.500 pure propaganda

00:40:53.420 I haven't

00:40:57.740 I have voted

00:40:58.460 as an adult

00:40:59.220 it was more

00:41:00.420 embarrassing

00:41:00.860 when I

00:41:01.360 when I

00:41:01.940 voted

00:41:02.280 it was

00:41:05.360 more

00:41:05.560 embarrassing

00:41:05.960 because the

00:41:06.440 first time

00:41:06.840 I voted

00:41:07.280 it might

00:41:08.460 have been

00:41:08.920 22 or

00:41:10.760 21 or

00:41:11.360 something

00:41:11.600 and I

00:41:12.800 voted for

00:41:13.280 Jimmy Carter

00:41:13.960 that was

00:41:15.600 my first

00:41:16.100 vote

00:41:16.460 and after

00:41:18.900 I saw

00:41:19.240 how that

00:41:19.600 turned out

00:41:20.140 I realized

00:41:22.080 wow

00:41:22.960 I'm as

00:41:23.680 dumb as

00:41:24.100 the person

00:41:24.480 who made

00:41:24.820 that comment

00:41:25.360 just now

00:41:25.880 I shouldn't

00:41:27.060 vote at

00:41:27.420 all

00:41:27.680 and neither

00:41:29.080 should you

00:41:29.680 I'm only

00:41:32.760 talking to

00:41:33.200 the person

00:41:33.580 who made

00:41:33.860 the dumb

00:41:34.200 comment

00:41:34.600 you know

00:41:37.220 the one

00:41:37.520 where you

00:41:38.020 hallucinate

00:41:38.920 something

00:41:39.300 and then

00:41:40.000 get really

00:41:41.160 mad at

00:41:41.620 it

00:41:42.040 so somebody

00:41:42.800 hallucinated

00:41:43.520 that I've

00:41:43.940 never voted

00:41:44.440 as an

00:41:44.880 adult

00:41:45.160 and then

00:41:46.280 they had

00:41:47.000 something to

00:41:47.500 say about

00:41:47.900 the thing

00:41:48.280 that they

00:41:48.600 hallucinated

00:41:49.180 oh

00:41:51.100 here's an

00:41:51.600 update

00:41:52.000 you know

00:41:54.200 that

00:41:54.660 Cenk

00:41:55.760 Uygur

00:41:57.560 was looking

00:41:58.420 for somebody

00:41:58.940 to debate

00:41:59.400 on the

00:41:59.860 question

00:42:00.200 of

00:42:00.780 Trump

00:42:01.320 and

00:42:03.360 I did

00:42:05.660 not

00:42:06.060 reply to

00:42:07.720 an email

00:42:08.120 fast enough

00:42:08.760 because I'm

00:42:09.300 bad on

00:42:09.700 email

00:42:09.940 so I

00:42:11.500 didn't have

00:42:12.080 the flexibility

00:42:13.860 to schedule

00:42:14.600 the debate

00:42:15.780 he was

00:42:16.120 looking for

00:42:16.640 but he

00:42:18.360 quite

00:42:18.780 generously

00:42:19.680 offered

00:42:21.340 to have

00:42:22.620 me on

00:42:22.860 the show

00:42:23.140 so I

00:42:24.420 will be

00:42:24.720 on Cenk's

00:42:25.200 show

00:42:25.520 essentially

00:42:26.900 debating

00:42:27.900 him

00:42:28.140 but it'll

00:42:28.660 be

00:42:28.820 in addition

00:42:30.220 to

00:42:30.640 whatever

00:42:31.820 debate

00:42:32.240 he does

00:42:32.760 on the

00:42:33.100 night

00:42:33.300 that he

00:42:33.560 said he

00:42:33.800 was going

00:42:34.080 to do

00:42:34.300 the debate

00:42:34.620 so on

00:42:35.160 Thursday

00:42:35.440 he's going

00:42:35.800 to do

00:42:36.020 something

00:42:36.460 I think

00:42:38.280 there might

00:42:38.580 be multiple

00:42:39.060 people involved

00:42:39.780 but I'm

00:42:40.720 not one

00:42:41.020 of them

00:42:41.300 and then

00:42:42.160 on Monday

00:42:42.660 I'll just

00:42:43.400 have my

00:42:44.260 own time

00:42:44.760 to talk

00:42:45.440 to the

00:42:45.900 young Turks

00:42:47.220 or just

00:42:48.320 Cenk

00:42:48.600 I'm not

00:42:48.940 sure

00:42:49.120 by the

00:42:51.400 way

00:42:51.520 you know

00:42:52.340 I have

00:42:52.880 to say

00:42:53.340 if I

00:42:55.440 could

00:42:55.660 pay him

00:42:56.120 a compliment

00:42:56.700 that while

00:42:58.460 there are

00:42:58.720 plenty of

00:42:59.140 things that

00:42:59.640 I don't

00:42:59.960 agree with

00:43:00.640 with Cenk

00:43:01.820 I love

00:43:02.860 his mental

00:43:03.600 flexibility

00:43:04.300 like he

00:43:06.080 is absolutely

00:43:06.800 willing to

00:43:07.700 crap on

00:43:08.820 either side

00:43:09.520 including

00:43:10.380 his own

00:43:10.900 when it

00:43:12.360 looks like

00:43:12.740 it needs

00:43:13.040 it

00:43:13.220 now I

00:43:14.760 don't have

00:43:15.040 to agree

00:43:15.460 with him

00:43:15.860 to appreciate

00:43:16.800 that

00:43:17.220 that he's

00:43:18.580 not a

00:43:19.160 captive

00:43:19.440 so he's

00:43:20.760 definitely

00:43:21.040 not a

00:43:21.420 captive

00:43:21.760 of anybody's

00:43:22.500 brainwashing

00:43:23.160 and that's

00:43:24.000 unusual

00:43:24.440 so talking

00:43:26.660 to somebody

00:43:27.140 who's not

00:43:27.540 a captive

00:43:28.000 but also

00:43:29.840 doesn't agree

00:43:30.500 with me

00:43:30.920 on everything

00:43:31.680 to me

00:43:33.140 that's kind

00:43:33.520 of exciting

00:43:34.000 because it's

00:43:35.000 a pretty rare

00:43:35.460 situation

00:43:36.020 usually you're

00:43:36.660 just talking

00:43:37.060 to an NPC

00:43:37.740 you know

00:43:38.660 somebody who's

00:43:39.180 just down

00:43:39.920 for their

00:43:40.260 team

00:43:40.600 and wants

00:43:41.400 you to

00:43:41.660 lose

00:43:41.940 I think

00:43:44.200 Cenk

00:43:44.660 is in a

00:43:45.420 small

00:43:46.160 very narrow

00:43:47.680 subset of

00:43:48.360 people who

00:43:48.960 would rather

00:43:49.380 have the

00:43:49.820 right answer

00:43:50.400 than to

00:43:51.960 win

00:43:52.220 like you'd

00:43:53.560 rather get

00:43:53.900 the right

00:43:54.200 answer

00:43:54.540 and you

00:43:56.560 have to

00:43:56.880 respect that

00:43:57.500 I think

00:44:00.420 he's actually

00:44:00.840 curious

00:44:01.360 you know

00:44:02.540 I think

00:44:03.260 that even

00:44:03.820 though it's

00:44:04.160 sort of a

00:44:04.640 you know

00:44:05.400 a challenge

00:44:05.940 and an event

00:44:06.620 and it's

00:44:06.980 sort of a

00:44:07.400 you know

00:44:08.420 it's a

00:44:08.760 podcasting

00:44:09.440 thing

00:44:09.780 it's a

00:44:10.520 very podcasty

00:44:11.460 thing to do

00:44:12.060 to challenge

00:44:12.580 somebody to

00:44:13.180 a debate

00:44:13.920 on politics

00:44:14.760 but I

00:44:16.180 think he

00:44:16.520 actually wants

00:44:17.200 to figure

00:44:17.760 out if

00:44:18.260 he's missing

00:44:18.680 something

00:44:19.100 and that

00:44:19.840 maybe

00:44:20.180 maybe

00:44:21.200 you know

00:44:22.040 the new

00:44:22.660 silos are

00:44:23.480 denying him

00:44:24.260 a better

00:44:25.360 argument than

00:44:26.260 he's seen

00:44:26.680 so we'll

00:44:27.960 see

00:44:28.300 we'll see

00:44:30.080 all right

00:44:34.780 I would

00:44:37.340 talk about

00:44:37.880 the machine

00:44:38.800 that colluded

00:44:39.460 to cancel me

00:44:40.260 well you know

00:44:40.960 I never know

00:44:41.760 I'll never

00:44:42.280 know who

00:44:42.720 colluded

00:44:43.160 I'll just

00:44:44.540 know that

00:44:45.100 it's very

00:44:46.140 unlikely

00:44:46.600 that I would

00:44:47.560 have been

00:44:47.800 canceled if

00:44:48.380 I'd been

00:44:48.680 someone else

00:44:49.360 so so

00:44:52.340 think about

00:44:52.820 this

00:44:53.260 Barack Obama

00:44:55.680 told black

00:44:57.160 men

00:44:57.600 that black

00:44:59.140 men are

00:44:59.580 sexists

00:45:00.260 and wouldn't

00:45:01.260 support you

00:45:02.260 know too

00:45:02.560 many of them

00:45:03.100 wouldn't support

00:45:03.700 a female

00:45:04.120 president

00:45:04.600 what does

00:45:06.040 that sound

00:45:06.440 like

00:45:06.800 does that

00:45:09.860 sound like

00:45:10.560 outright

00:45:12.160 prejudiced

00:45:13.120 against a

00:45:14.200 certain group

00:45:14.700 of people

00:45:15.160 and

00:45:17.200 shouldn't he

00:45:20.720 be canceled

00:45:21.200 for that

00:45:21.620 I hear people

00:45:23.240 get canceled

00:45:23.820 when they make

00:45:24.460 broad statements

00:45:25.740 about entire

00:45:26.580 groups of people

00:45:27.380 no

00:45:29.040 okay I guess

00:45:30.540 it doesn't work

00:45:30.960 that way

00:45:31.260 he's a

00:45:38.020 David

00:45:38.280 Pakman

00:45:38.780 well we'll

00:45:39.340 find out

00:45:40.040 David

00:45:42.340 Pakman

00:45:42.820 is a

00:45:43.620 is one

00:45:44.680 of the

00:45:44.920 talkovers

00:45:45.560 meaning

00:45:47.240 that

00:45:47.700 he does

00:45:50.480 he does

00:45:50.860 the thing

00:45:51.180 that

00:45:51.540 the least

00:45:53.160 credible

00:45:53.660 Democrats

00:45:54.260 do

00:45:54.540 which is

00:45:56.120 every statement

00:45:56.920 you make

00:45:57.460 they ask

00:45:57.980 for a

00:45:58.320 source

00:45:58.640 as if

00:45:59.420 that's

00:45:59.720 going to

00:45:59.880 be possible

00:46:00.480 during a

00:46:01.020 conversation

00:46:01.600 and then

00:46:03.340 they talk

00:46:03.820 over you

00:46:04.320 if you

00:46:04.660 make a

00:46:05.000 good

00:46:05.160 point

00:46:05.480 and

00:46:07.500 but

00:46:08.640 I've

00:46:09.180 watched

00:46:09.600 I've

00:46:10.300 watched

00:46:10.660 Cenk

00:46:11.180 in other

00:46:11.720 conversations

00:46:12.380 and he's

00:46:13.240 not a

00:46:13.540 talkover

00:46:14.020 he doesn't

00:46:15.460 talk over

00:46:15.980 he actually

00:46:17.120 waits as

00:46:17.660 long as

00:46:18.000 it takes

00:46:18.460 now that's

00:46:19.840 you know

00:46:20.360 that's a

00:46:20.760 luxury of

00:46:21.440 doing a

00:46:21.880 podcast

00:46:22.180 instead of

00:46:22.860 a you know

00:46:23.620 broadcast TV

00:46:24.440 you have

00:46:25.480 more time

00:46:25.980 but that's

00:46:27.280 hard to

00:46:27.760 do

00:46:28.020 in fact

00:46:28.420 I watched

00:46:29.060 I specifically

00:46:29.940 watched

00:46:30.460 him in

00:46:31.220 a split

00:46:32.400 screen

00:46:32.780 conversation

00:46:33.460 with

00:46:34.160 Murray

00:46:36.380 maybe it

00:46:37.420 was

00:46:37.560 Murray

00:46:38.220 and I

00:46:40.160 think

00:46:40.340 Murray

00:46:40.620 just

00:46:40.920 insulted

00:46:41.440 him for

00:46:41.820 like 10

00:46:42.420 minutes

00:46:42.720 straight

00:46:43.120 Douglas

00:46:44.720 Murray

00:46:45.080 I think

00:46:46.460 he insulted

00:46:46.960 him for

00:46:47.320 like 10

00:46:47.800 minutes

00:46:48.120 straight

00:46:48.540 and Cenk

00:46:50.680 sat there

00:46:51.200 just listening

00:46:51.780 and I

00:46:53.160 thought oh

00:46:53.660 my god

00:46:54.260 that was

00:46:56.280 that's some

00:46:57.340 super constraint

00:46:58.220 there

00:46:58.500 now I

00:46:59.200 assume

00:46:59.660 that Douglas

00:47:01.220 Murray

00:47:01.520 returned the

00:47:02.100 favor

00:47:02.400 and that

00:47:03.200 I didn't

00:47:03.740 see that

00:47:04.100 part

00:47:04.280 but when

00:47:04.640 Cenk talked

00:47:05.160 he probably

00:47:05.480 let him

00:47:05.800 talk

00:47:06.140 so I'm

00:47:07.640 sure it

00:47:07.880 was

00:47:08.120 reciprocal

00:47:08.700 but it's

00:47:09.800 fascinating

00:47:10.660 oh I've

00:47:11.680 got a

00:47:12.000 I've got a

00:47:12.420 recommendation

00:47:12.760 for you

00:47:13.340 I don't

00:47:15.300 have a

00:47:15.580 link for

00:47:16.040 it but

00:47:16.740 you should

00:47:17.060 be able to

00:47:17.460 easily find

00:47:18.120 it so

00:47:19.100 on YouTube

00:47:19.840 at the

00:47:21.520 event that

00:47:22.320 was recently

00:47:22.900 hosted by

00:47:23.600 the all in

00:47:24.300 pod

00:47:24.700 maybe a

00:47:25.940 few weeks

00:47:26.300 ago

00:47:26.560 they had

00:47:27.940 a

00:47:28.460 conversation

00:47:30.260 between

00:47:30.860 John

00:47:31.800 Mearsheimer

00:47:33.500 and

00:47:35.500 Jeffrey

00:47:38.200 Sachs

00:47:39.320 now both

00:47:41.100 of them

00:47:41.500 are really

00:47:42.500 smart about

00:47:43.800 geopolitical

00:47:45.000 things and

00:47:45.720 you know

00:47:46.140 what's happening

00:47:46.760 with Russia

00:47:47.420 China and

00:47:48.240 Israel and

00:47:49.960 Hezbollah

00:47:51.060 and Iran

00:47:51.820 they don't

00:47:53.340 completely agree

00:47:54.180 but wow

00:47:55.960 it was the

00:47:56.520 two smartest

00:47:57.220 persons

00:47:58.000 you're ever

00:47:59.300 going to see

00:47:59.880 talk about

00:48:01.060 something that

00:48:01.800 important

00:48:02.260 I so

00:48:04.740 recommend it

00:48:05.480 it was one

00:48:06.080 of those

00:48:06.340 very rare

00:48:07.060 times

00:48:07.580 when even

00:48:08.920 though the

00:48:09.380 topic is

00:48:10.180 something you

00:48:10.600 think you've

00:48:11.160 heard everything

00:48:11.680 about

00:48:12.100 you'll be

00:48:13.160 actually just

00:48:14.000 just you

00:48:16.040 know drilled

00:48:16.660 onto the

00:48:17.140 screen you'll

00:48:17.600 be like

00:48:17.900 really

00:48:18.240 so both

00:48:20.000 of them

00:48:20.420 are just

00:48:20.960 so

00:48:21.720 well informed

00:48:23.900 but also

00:48:24.540 good at

00:48:24.900 communicating

00:48:25.520 that it

00:48:26.760 comes off as

00:48:27.560 way more

00:48:28.060 entertaining

00:48:28.560 than I

00:48:28.960 thought it

00:48:29.260 would be

00:48:29.560 I watched

00:48:30.380 every minute

00:48:30.880 of it and

00:48:31.280 I never

00:48:31.560 did that

00:48:32.240 you're having

00:48:36.580 trouble concentrating

00:48:37.540 on my third

00:48:38.120 eye

00:48:38.360 well I'm

00:48:41.680 just showing

00:48:42.200 off

00:48:42.580 I voted

00:48:43.600 I haven't

00:48:44.360 mailed it

00:48:44.740 so that

00:48:45.040 doesn't

00:48:45.300 count

00:48:45.520 yet

00:48:45.800 all right

00:48:50.360 how we

00:48:50.880 doing

00:48:51.080 I think

00:48:53.900 I'll stay

00:48:54.260 on until

00:48:54.780 the top

00:48:55.240 of the

00:48:55.460 hour

00:48:55.720 just to

00:48:56.400 make

00:48:56.580 everybody

00:48:56.960 feel bad

00:48:57.560 if they

00:48:57.820 come in

00:48:58.280 and they

00:48:59.440 see that

00:49:00.040 I'm wearing

00:49:00.960 my vote

00:49:01.460 on my head

00:49:02.040 and you

00:49:04.000 too

00:49:04.340 could have

00:49:05.960 an annoying

00:49:06.460 sticker on

00:49:07.120 your forehead

00:49:07.640 you could be

00:49:09.260 a douche bag

00:49:09.840 too

00:49:10.120 it doesn't

00:49:11.740 have to be

00:49:12.160 just me

00:49:12.620 it could be

00:49:13.620 you too

00:49:14.040 I put my

00:49:21.100 sticker on

00:49:21.720 the back of

00:49:22.240 my phone

00:49:22.720 case

00:49:23.140 well look

00:49:23.680 at you

00:49:24.040 oh yeah

00:49:25.480 Trump's

00:49:25.940 going on

00:49:26.440 Joe Rogan

00:49:26.960 on Friday

00:49:27.580 well

00:49:30.200 look at

00:49:33.560 the difference

00:49:34.120 Trump going

00:49:35.600 on Joe

00:49:36.000 Rogan

00:49:36.540 to have

00:49:37.560 no questions

00:49:38.220 in advance

00:49:38.880 for three

00:49:40.200 hours

00:49:40.620 compare that

00:49:42.380 to Kamala

00:49:43.000 Harris takes

00:49:43.620 the day

00:49:44.040 off

00:49:44.400 to prepare

00:49:45.720 for NBC

00:49:46.460 the friendliest

00:49:47.340 of friendlies

00:49:48.080 who probably

00:49:50.060 will give

00:49:50.440 her the

00:49:50.660 questions

00:49:51.060 in advance

00:49:51.720 and probably

00:49:52.680 other people

00:49:53.220 will write

00:49:53.580 her answers

00:49:54.060 to just

00:49:54.520 remember

00:49:54.960 these two

00:49:58.460 are not

00:49:58.820 the similar

00:49:59.380 I don't

00:50:03.440 know

00:50:03.720 I don't

00:50:04.400 know how

00:50:04.660 anybody

00:50:05.140 could watch

00:50:05.720 this unfolding

00:50:06.680 and think

00:50:08.720 that their

00:50:09.120 capabilities

00:50:09.820 are similar

00:50:10.500 I also

00:50:11.760 wonder about

00:50:12.340 the people

00:50:12.860 who think

00:50:13.740 they live

00:50:14.220 through a

00:50:14.880 modern hell

00:50:15.620 in Trump's

00:50:17.240 first term

00:50:17.860 what exactly

00:50:19.860 did they

00:50:20.320 experience

00:50:20.860 in his

00:50:21.180 first term

00:50:21.780 that wasn't

00:50:22.480 just Democrats

00:50:24.380 acting out

00:50:25.360 I mean if

00:50:27.100 you say

00:50:27.400 the worst

00:50:27.780 things that

00:50:28.180 happened

00:50:28.400 were you

00:50:28.840 know

00:50:29.080 riots

00:50:30.340 and Antifa

00:50:31.280 and Black

00:50:32.460 Lives Matter

00:50:33.060 riots

00:50:33.620 but that

00:50:35.240 wasn't

00:50:35.580 Trump

00:50:35.940 that was

00:50:38.100 people who

00:50:38.540 didn't like

00:50:38.920 Trump

00:50:39.240 I don't

00:50:40.460 remember

00:50:40.980 I don't

00:50:43.280 remember

00:50:43.700 anything that

00:50:44.480 Trump did

00:50:44.940 that caused

00:50:45.380 trouble

00:50:45.680 do you

00:50:46.040 what did

00:50:47.300 Trump do

00:50:47.700 that caused

00:50:48.080 any trouble

00:50:48.680 name anything

00:50:51.720 no I

00:50:53.640 guess

00:50:53.820 well I

00:50:54.640 guess

00:50:54.780 rule

00:50:54.960 versus

00:50:55.240 Wade

00:50:55.480 you

00:50:56.300 could

00:50:56.780 argue

00:50:57.060 that

00:50:57.280 that

00:50:57.420 was

00:50:57.560 either

00:50:57.760 the

00:50:58.020 court

00:50:58.300 or

00:50:58.480 that

00:50:58.580 was

00:50:58.740 Trump

00:50:59.000 I guess

00:51:01.460 you could

00:51:01.760 say

00:51:01.940 that's

00:51:02.180 Trump

00:51:02.420 but that's

00:51:04.900 not a

00:51:05.280 but it's

00:51:05.800 not a

00:51:06.260 point of

00:51:07.020 him like

00:51:07.360 being a

00:51:07.740 bad

00:51:07.960 character

00:51:08.480 it's

00:51:09.500 about him

00:51:09.980 giving

00:51:10.320 Republicans

00:51:10.900 what they've

00:51:11.440 wanted for

00:51:11.960 50 years

00:51:12.740 or whatever

00:51:13.340 yeah the

00:51:19.980 kraken

00:51:20.460 the kraken

00:51:22.440 is

00:51:23.040 what

00:51:23.980 Sidney

00:51:24.380 Powell

00:51:24.680 promised

00:51:25.280 she would

00:51:25.800 tell us

00:51:26.440 meaning

00:51:27.180 some big

00:51:27.820 monster

00:51:28.260 called the

00:51:28.680 kraken

00:51:29.020 that there

00:51:30.000 would be

00:51:30.600 some kind

00:51:31.140 of

00:51:31.380 major

00:51:32.260 reveal

00:51:32.860 about

00:51:33.680 election

00:51:34.360 fraud

00:51:35.320 but she

00:51:35.960 did not

00:51:36.420 come through

00:51:36.980 with it

00:51:37.420 now

00:51:39.140 remember

00:51:39.660 the

00:51:39.980 the

00:51:40.980 mystery

00:51:41.660 about

00:51:42.000 Sidney

00:51:42.460 Powell

00:51:42.800 do you

00:51:43.920 remember

00:51:44.120 I kept

00:51:44.560 saying

00:51:44.980 why

00:51:46.020 doesn't

00:51:46.340 she

00:51:46.500 just

00:51:46.760 tell us

00:51:47.220 who

00:51:47.380 told

00:51:47.700 her

00:51:47.900 the

00:51:48.080 wrong

00:51:48.340 information

00:51:48.920 isn't

00:51:50.160 that the

00:51:50.440 most

00:51:50.620 obvious

00:51:50.980 thing

00:51:51.260 that you

00:51:51.580 wonder

00:51:51.880 well

00:51:53.020 if

00:51:53.340 Sidney

00:51:53.680 Powell

00:51:53.940 was

00:51:54.260 wrong

00:51:54.720 and

00:51:56.220 that

00:51:56.380 the

00:51:56.540 election

00:51:56.820 machines

00:51:57.260 were

00:51:57.500 fine

00:51:57.940 why

00:51:59.040 was

00:51:59.300 she

00:51:59.440 so

00:51:59.700 confident

00:52:00.200 who

00:52:01.220 would

00:52:01.800 have

00:52:01.940 told

00:52:02.180 her

00:52:02.340 they

00:52:02.540 were

00:52:02.800 not

00:52:03.200 fine

00:52:03.620 but

00:52:04.900 then

00:52:05.340 lied

00:52:05.820 to

00:52:05.980 her

00:52:06.100 apparently

00:52:06.440 and

00:52:07.460 here's

00:52:07.720 what

00:52:07.860 I

00:52:08.020 think

00:52:08.340 here's

00:52:09.560 my

00:52:09.740 updated

00:52:10.260 opinion

00:52:10.700 now this

00:52:11.520 is a

00:52:11.760 big

00:52:11.920 if

00:52:12.220 if

00:52:13.180 it's

00:52:13.460 true

00:52:13.820 that the

00:52:15.180 biggest

00:52:15.620 cartel

00:52:16.300 is involved

00:52:17.000 in all

00:52:17.380 of this

00:52:17.740 then

00:52:18.840 that's

00:52:19.400 all you

00:52:19.660 need to

00:52:19.920 know

00:52:20.220 because

00:52:21.380 the

00:52:21.580 cartel

00:52:22.000 would have

00:52:22.300 said

00:52:22.540 we're

00:52:22.900 going to

00:52:23.120 kill

00:52:23.320 everybody

00:52:23.740 in your

00:52:24.000 family

00:52:24.380 if you

00:52:25.120 peep

00:52:25.440 up

00:52:25.640 again

00:52:25.940 and

00:52:26.920 then

00:52:27.120 suddenly

00:52:27.520 she

00:52:28.000 couldn't

00:52:28.460 tell

00:52:28.640 you

00:52:28.740 where

00:52:28.900 her

00:52:29.080 sources

00:52:29.360 were

00:52:29.740 does

00:52:32.400 that

00:52:32.580 sound

00:52:32.900 like

00:52:33.160 the

00:52:33.280 real

00:52:33.520 world

00:52:33.860 in the

00:52:35.040 real

00:52:35.260 world

00:52:35.660 if

00:52:36.560 any

00:52:36.780 of this

00:52:37.240 you know

00:52:37.880 gang

00:52:38.340 relationship

00:52:38.960 is true

00:52:39.480 and I

00:52:39.880 don't know

00:52:40.180 that this

00:52:40.580 I personally

00:52:41.720 have no

00:52:42.140 information

00:52:42.660 that would

00:52:43.040 verify it

00:52:43.640 if it's

00:52:45.060 true

00:52:45.300 then you

00:52:46.540 completely

00:52:47.000 understand

00:52:47.640 why

00:52:48.040 Sidney

00:52:48.960 Powell

00:52:49.260 went from

00:52:49.860 I have

00:52:50.260 all the

00:52:50.580 goods

00:52:50.880 to

00:52:51.260 yeah

00:52:53.360 maybe I

00:52:53.780 just made

00:52:54.340 it up

00:52:54.780 yeah

00:52:55.300 let's

00:52:55.720 let's

00:52:56.020 go with

00:52:56.380 let's

00:52:57.000 go with

00:52:57.260 I don't

00:52:57.520 have

00:52:57.700 any

00:52:57.860 evidence

00:52:58.300 it's

00:53:00.640 the only

00:53:00.860 thing

00:53:01.040 that makes

00:53:01.340 sense

00:53:01.740 she

00:53:02.880 probably

00:53:03.460 either

00:53:05.820 found out

00:53:06.920 that the

00:53:07.260 source was

00:53:07.740 bad

00:53:08.120 and it

00:53:09.100 was just

00:53:09.500 you know

00:53:09.920 a setup

00:53:10.400 or somebody

00:53:11.620 threatened to

00:53:12.100 kill her

00:53:12.440 or somebody

00:53:13.720 that she

00:53:14.080 cared about

00:53:14.540 so I

00:53:15.840 think that

00:53:16.220 maybe there

00:53:16.620 was a

00:53:16.860 death threat

00:53:17.260 involved

00:53:17.680 you know

00:53:19.920 I don't

00:53:20.420 have any

00:53:20.720 evidence of

00:53:21.200 that but

00:53:22.080 if it's

00:53:23.000 true that

00:53:23.840 the stakes

00:53:24.400 are this

00:53:25.880 high

00:53:26.240 anything's

00:53:27.940 on the

00:53:28.220 table

00:53:28.500 anything at

00:53:32.620 all

00:53:32.920 but I

00:53:34.440 also heard

00:53:34.980 that

00:53:35.280 Dominion

00:53:36.140 was owned

00:53:36.700 by the

00:53:37.180 head of

00:53:37.480 the

00:53:37.600 Carlyle

00:53:38.080 group

00:53:38.440 and if

00:53:39.520 that's

00:53:39.800 true

00:53:40.080 then it

00:53:40.840 can't be

00:53:41.240 true that

00:53:41.620 it's also

00:53:42.020 owned by

00:53:42.540 a Venezuelan

00:53:43.200 gang

00:53:43.500 so

00:53:45.000 I think

00:53:47.380 I'm going

00:53:47.700 to go

00:53:47.960 with the

00:53:48.960 Venezuelan

00:53:49.840 gang

00:53:50.260 stuff is

00:53:52.620 not true

00:53:53.160 I think

00:53:55.840 that'll be

00:53:56.260 my

00:53:56.580 my holding

00:53:57.980 pattern

00:53:58.500 my holding

00:53:59.260 pattern will

00:53:59.700 be not

00:54:00.400 believing it

00:54:01.000 but I'm

00:54:04.380 open to

00:54:04.860 hearing more

00:54:05.320 information about

00:54:06.060 it if

00:54:07.280 if there's

00:54:08.440 any other

00:54:08.860 way to

00:54:09.400 validate it

00:54:10.240 I'll take a

00:54:10.760 look but I

00:54:11.820 would say

00:54:12.060 at this

00:54:12.460 point the

00:54:13.060 odds of

00:54:13.660 this new

00:54:14.380 Kraken being

00:54:15.280 Kraken 2

00:54:16.100 are pretty

00:54:16.620 high

00:54:16.900 pretty high

00:54:18.580 because almost

00:54:19.420 everything that's

00:54:20.120 come out lately

00:54:20.760 has been a

00:54:21.200 hoax

00:54:21.520 it would be

00:54:22.860 weird if in

00:54:23.800 the middle of

00:54:24.420 the most

00:54:24.820 hoaxes you've

00:54:25.480 ever seen in

00:54:25.980 your life

00:54:26.480 that the

00:54:27.840 exact hoax

00:54:28.740 you're waiting

00:54:29.220 for comes

00:54:30.980 down exactly

00:54:31.640 the way

00:54:32.140 you know your

00:54:33.200 imagination had

00:54:34.160 it

00:54:34.360 that's a little

00:54:36.200 too on the

00:54:36.680 nose

00:54:37.000 so I'm

00:54:38.160 going to say

00:54:38.500 this Venezuelan

00:54:39.500 Kraken thing

00:54:40.200 that just

00:54:40.600 came out

00:54:41.180 not true

00:54:42.940 I'm going

00:54:44.300 to go with

00:54:44.640 not true

00:54:45.160 that's my

00:54:46.780 take

00:54:47.100 but who

00:54:50.040 knows

00:54:50.400 tentatively

00:54:52.180 not true

00:54:53.400 Carville is

00:54:57.480 looking more

00:54:57.980 like a turtle

00:54:58.600 every year

00:54:59.360 good to know

00:55:01.360 they're going

00:55:04.980 to deep

00:55:05.360 fake Trump

00:55:06.080 saying something

00:55:06.820 you know that

00:55:08.320 would be really

00:55:08.980 deadly if

00:55:09.980 they deep

00:55:10.560 fake Trump

00:55:11.120 saying something

00:55:11.820 like on the

00:55:12.660 day before

00:55:13.120 the election

00:55:13.640 because there's

00:55:15.500 no way there

00:55:16.000 would be time

00:55:16.460 to tell everybody

00:55:17.160 it was a fake

00:55:17.800 you know half

00:55:19.220 of the country

00:55:19.720 would still think

00:55:20.400 it was real

00:55:20.840 a day later

00:55:21.460 so that would

00:55:23.700 be dangerous

00:55:24.360 quite

00:55:27.600 dangerous

00:55:28.380 because he's

00:55:35.840 not pro-life

00:55:36.820 absolutely

00:55:45.280 confirmed the

00:55:45.920 Venezuelan gang

00:55:46.780 took over

00:55:47.380 apartment buildings

00:55:48.140 in Aurora

00:55:48.700 oh my

00:55:52.560 oh

00:55:52.940 interesting

00:55:53.320 now

00:55:55.460 supporting

00:55:55.940 defund the

00:55:56.580 police on a

00:55:57.140 percent

00:55:57.460 oh

00:55:58.340 okay

00:56:03.800 back in

00:56:04.380 20

00:56:04.680 he wanted

00:56:05.060 to defund

00:56:05.660 the police

00:56:06.180 and now

00:56:06.680 he wants

00:56:07.160 to

00:56:07.500 he's confirmed

00:56:08.300 that the

00:56:08.820 well like

00:56:12.540 he said

00:56:12.840 he's flexible

00:56:13.540 if you're

00:56:16.000 going to show

00:56:16.300 me that he

00:56:16.800 changed his

00:56:17.480 mind

00:56:17.860 because the

00:56:18.860 the facts

00:56:21.040 were not

00:56:21.480 with him

00:56:21.860 that's what

00:56:23.600 I like

00:56:23.920 about him

00:56:24.280 that's not

00:56:24.960 a flaw

00:56:25.360 oh

00:56:30.660 well we'll

00:56:31.260 see

00:56:31.700 we'll see

00:56:32.860 that's

00:56:33.320 that's the

00:56:34.040 beauty of it

00:56:34.560 we'll find

00:56:34.980 out

00:56:35.320 all right

00:56:43.020 you just

00:56:44.820 dropped off

00:56:45.340 your ballot

00:56:46.400 watch for

00:56:51.940 the deep

00:56:52.280 fakes

00:56:52.760 so did

00:56:54.020 you see

00:56:54.280 the latest

00:56:54.800 hoax

00:56:55.160 about

00:56:55.580 Biden

00:56:56.060 so there's

00:56:57.840 a Biden

00:56:58.480 Rupar

00:56:59.000 hoax

00:56:59.500 all right

00:57:09.220 so the

00:57:09.700 the Biden

00:57:10.460 hoax

00:57:10.900 I'm calling

00:57:12.540 it a hoax

00:57:13.120 because the

00:57:14.480 story is

00:57:15.060 that Biden

00:57:15.620 said

00:57:16.100 that we

00:57:17.980 should jail

00:57:18.640 Trump

00:57:19.140 now he

00:57:20.900 did say

00:57:21.380 that

00:57:21.760 but they

00:57:22.900 cut out

00:57:23.320 the context

00:57:24.080 the context

00:57:28.220 was somebody

00:57:31.700 in the audience

00:57:32.260 saying something

00:57:33.120 like you know

00:57:33.880 lock somebody

00:57:34.560 up and

00:57:35.080 and then

00:57:36.600 Biden

00:57:37.060 sort of

00:57:38.040 quipped

00:57:38.380 you know

00:57:38.840 we should

00:57:39.200 lock

00:57:39.480 Trump up

00:57:40.140 but as

00:57:41.160 soon as

00:57:41.520 he quipped

00:57:41.960 it he

00:57:42.800 corrected it

00:57:43.580 and said

00:57:44.120 you know

00:57:44.460 in a

00:57:45.000 political

00:57:45.340 sense

00:57:45.860 so he

00:57:47.600 he immediately

00:57:48.460 made sure

00:57:49.360 you knew

00:57:50.020 he didn't

00:57:50.520 mean in a

00:57:51.240 in a jail

00:57:52.480 cell

00:57:52.740 sense

00:57:53.100 but in a

00:57:53.540 political

00:57:53.820 sense

00:57:54.280 now

00:57:55.200 if you

00:57:56.160 didn't hear

00:57:56.560 the second

00:57:57.080 part

00:57:57.500 and that

00:57:58.760 got cut

00:57:59.220 off

00:57:59.560 that he

00:58:00.960 immediately

00:58:01.440 said he

00:58:01.920 doesn't

00:58:02.300 he that he

00:58:02.840 only means it

00:58:03.360 in the

00:58:03.560 political

00:58:03.860 sense

00:58:04.380 then it

00:58:05.780 looks like

00:58:06.140 he meant

00:58:06.460 it in the

00:58:06.760 physical

00:58:07.100 sense

00:58:07.560 just a

00:58:08.660 root

00:58:08.820 bar

00:58:09.080 he's about

00:58:22.080 to get

00:58:22.420 Charlotte

00:58:22.740 billed

00:58:23.220 he might

00:58:23.840 what's

00:58:30.080 that

00:58:30.300 104

00:58:34.840 Cuomo

00:58:39.480 talked

00:58:39.960 about

00:58:40.280 Trump's

00:58:40.780 persuasion

00:58:41.320 today

00:58:41.720 hey how

00:58:42.540 about that

00:58:43.000 well you

00:58:44.800 know the

00:58:45.040 one thing

00:58:45.480 that everybody

00:58:46.480 agrees on

00:58:47.260 is that

00:58:48.140 Trump's

00:58:48.500 persuasive

00:58:49.060 even if

00:58:49.500 they don't

00:58:49.780 like it

00:58:50.580 so Iraq

00:58:57.280 is what

00:58:57.700 turned him

00:58:58.140 from a

00:58:58.500 Republican

00:58:59.480 into a

00:59:00.200 Democrat

00:59:00.540 that's

00:59:01.500 fair

00:59:01.800 if

00:59:03.800 Cenk

00:59:04.440 used to

00:59:04.900 be a

00:59:05.420 Republican

00:59:05.900 but he

00:59:06.780 switched

00:59:07.240 because of

00:59:08.100 the Iraq

00:59:08.620 invasion

00:59:09.120 that's a

00:59:11.220 good enough

00:59:11.580 reason for

00:59:12.060 me

00:59:12.320 I would

00:59:15.000 call that

00:59:15.500 very

00:59:16.000 credible

00:59:16.500 yeah no

00:59:18.040 problem with

00:59:18.460 that

00:59:18.760 that

00:59:21.660 certainly

00:59:22.220 would be

00:59:23.620 a fair

00:59:24.240 assessment

00:59:25.140 what's

00:59:30.180 that

00:59:30.360 you realize

00:59:31.220 that they're

00:59:31.640 feeding off

00:59:32.300 your ideas

00:59:32.960 who is

00:59:33.460 who's

00:59:34.100 feeding off

00:59:34.700 my ideas

00:59:35.480 feeding off

00:59:47.380 my ideas

00:59:48.260 yeah the

00:59:56.140 LA Times

00:59:56.960 decided they

00:59:57.780 would not

00:59:58.360 back

00:59:58.880 Kamala Harris

00:59:59.740 they're not

01:00:02.340 going to

01:00:02.520 back

01:00:02.760 anybody

01:00:03.140 but I

01:00:04.040 think that's

01:00:04.500 probably

01:00:04.800 remarkable

01:00:05.660 that they're

01:00:06.140 not backing

01:00:06.620 her

01:00:06.980 Ben's got

01:00:17.940 it wrong

01:00:18.360 Carlisle

01:00:18.960 group doesn't

01:00:19.680 own it

01:00:20.020 only two

01:00:20.600 members of

01:00:21.580 the

01:00:21.900 Carlisle

01:00:24.540 group own

01:00:25.240 it

01:00:25.480 okay

01:00:26.320 interesting

01:00:30.660 maybe I

01:00:31.920 should just

01:00:32.280 not I

01:00:33.040 feel like I

01:00:33.520 shouldn't

01:00:33.960 repost

01:00:34.580 anything for

01:00:35.280 two weeks

01:00:35.920 will the

01:00:47.180 planes dealer

01:00:47.880 endorse

01:00:48.380 who cares

01:00:49.320 it makes

01:00:52.960 sense you

01:00:53.340 think this

01:00:53.740 because I

01:00:54.160 think you're

01:00:54.420 one of the

01:00:54.720 least

01:00:54.900 intelligent

01:00:55.240 people in

01:00:55.700 the country

01:00:55.960 so you're

01:00:56.420 telling me

01:00:56.820 something simple

01:00:57.340 mind

01:00:57.660 and the

01:00:58.380 most basic

01:00:58.900 concepts

01:00:59.440 every time I

01:01:00.000 see your

01:01:00.300 comments I

01:01:00.720 laugh at

01:01:01.140 when the

01:01:01.440 intelligent

01:01:01.860 you are

01:01:03.120 and

01:01:03.880 Chang thinks

01:01:04.380 I'm

01:01:04.620 dumb

01:01:04.880 oh

01:01:07.740 well

01:01:08.600 good luck

01:01:10.380 with that

01:01:10.680 guys

01:01:11.140 you may

01:01:17.960 have noticed

01:01:18.460 that my

01:01:18.860 persuasion

01:01:19.480 works in

01:01:20.260 the long

01:01:20.660 run

01:01:20.860 it doesn't

01:01:23.640 work as

01:01:24.000 much in

01:01:24.400 the short

01:01:24.720 run

01:01:24.960 so

01:01:32.040 anyway

01:01:32.680 all right

01:01:33.540 I think

01:01:33.900 I've done

01:01:34.240 what I

01:01:34.520 need to

01:01:34.900 do to

01:01:35.200 now

01:01:35.480 we're

01:01:35.980 gonna

01:01:36.180 we're

01:01:36.720 gonna

01:01:36.820 go back

01:01:37.220 to sleep

01:01:37.780 everybody

01:01:38.520 I will

01:01:39.080 see you

01:01:39.480 in the

01:01:39.760 morning

01:01:40.180 on the

01:01:41.920 regular

01:01:42.180 show

01:01:42.520 thanks for

01:01:43.620 voting with

01:01:44.220 me

01:01:44.420 I think

01:01:45.320 we

01:01:45.520 changed the

01:01:46.340 world

01:01:46.720 with our

01:01:47.680 votes

01:01:48.080 it's gonna

01:01:49.320 make the

01:01:49.680 difference

01:01:50.100 all right

01:01:50.980 thanks everybody

01:01:51.600 for stopping

01:01:52.260 by

01:01:52.680 I'm gonna

01:01:54.580 make sure

01:01:55.080 that you

01:01:55.640 say goodbye

01:01:56.720 there you

01:01:57.260 go you

01:01:57.560 heard me

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