Rebel News Podcast - DAILY Roundup ｜ Trudeau booed, Bill Gates on future pandemic preparedness, Doctors proud of MAID

00:00:00.000 Ezra Levan is my name. I am the Rebel Commander here at rebelnews.com. What a pleasure to be with

00:00:19.340 you today. I took an extra few days on Christmas for family vacation in three years. It felt great

00:00:26.680 just to travel. I have not really been allowed to travel. As many Canadians, I was not allowed 1.00

00:00:33.160 to travel domestically. I'm still not allowed to travel to the United States because of that

00:00:38.680 country's rule against unjabbed people. But I managed to get away for a Christmas vacation to 1.00

00:00:45.340 a place where they do not require you to be jabbed. It's really weird that America is the most

00:00:52.020 intrusive country on that stuff. When I say most intrusive, it may be worse in communist

00:00:56.960 China. But seriously, is that the league Joe Biden is? And I thought that with the new

00:01:01.640 Republican Congress, that would be over. But they've had their shenanigans there too, haven't

00:01:06.960 they? I mean, I haven't really been paying a lot of attention to the election of the speaker.

00:01:13.700 Sure. The few things I've read about that make me side with Matt Gaetz, the Florida Trump

00:01:22.940 supporting congressman. And the reason I say that is because it looks like he managed to extract

00:01:28.500 some conservative concessions from the establishment RINO candidate. And Olivia, I don't know if you could

00:01:37.200 find it, but bad lip reading. Do you know what I'm talking about? It's this funny web, I'm not even

00:01:43.320 going to call it a website. It's just folks who, they take viral moments, whether it's from a sports

00:01:49.780 event like Super Bowl or some music event like, I don't know, halftime at the Super Bowl. They did a,

00:02:01.800 and I retweeted it this morning. I don't know if you can find it quickly, but they actually have a

00:02:05.560 great Twitter account too. It's just called bad lip reading. And they did a funny exchange between

00:02:11.460 the two factions. So I don't know enough to comment with great resolve, but it looks to me like

00:02:19.980 because of the narrowness of the Republican victory in the Congress, that some conservatives managed to

00:02:26.560 extract some conservative concessions from the RINO candidate. Yeah, that's it right there.

00:02:33.920 And so that's good news. But also this bad lip reading, you know what they do is they sort of put

00:02:42.140 a fake dialogue. They pretend that they, it's called bad lip reading because it's a joke. Obviously

00:02:49.180 you'd be a really bad lip reader to think that this is what they said. It's comedy, but it makes me

00:02:55.340 chuckle. Why don't I pump up the sound and look at this great exchange? Take a look.

00:02:59.340 What does it go for, Bill? Can you say it? Well, who knows? A really rich doctor said you were a

00:03:11.540 bummer. And I think you don't know algebra. No, we're talking science, bud. The science of what? 0.95

00:03:18.440 Is that a tiger? One of your friends promised me I could flick you in your face. Absolutely you may 1.00

00:03:24.520 not do that. Hit him in his cringy smirk for real. Say any cereal name. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. 0.96

00:03:33.960 You're like people in the 12th century. Why'd he say it like that? You're a formulated pickle popper. 0.94

00:03:41.300 He's a storm cloud. I don't like you, dude. And there's a tiger. That's it. You two guys sent 0.98

00:03:47.080 the tiger. What? No. Not me. What tiger? That's right. That is reprehensible. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I'm a horrible

00:03:55.300 person. Brad. Brad. I'll report you to Nadine. I just want your leg bones to be okay. I brought the tiger.

00:04:07.500 Really? You got somebody on the organ now?

00:04:10.060 Hey, man, you're going to pay for dinner. You're going to drink. You know what? I'm going to report

00:04:20.840 you to Nadine. I don't know who Nadine is, but that sounds like a pretty tough threat. But you know

00:04:27.500 that part at the end there, I don't know who that congressman is who is hollering. And the other

00:04:32.280 congressman put their hand over them. That, what did they go to? 15 ballots? 15 ballots before Kevin

00:04:39.280 McCarthy won. But my shallow understanding of this says it was a good thing. Because the thing

00:04:45.220 about Kevin McCarthy and the establishment Republicans, seems to me, is there's no deal

00:04:51.360 they won't make with the Democrats. I don't know why. Are they compromised? Are they just

00:04:54.940 deal makers? They like the clubby feeling? I saw someone saying, watching the Republicans and the

00:05:02.240 Democrats work together in Congress is like watching the Harlem Globetrotters. And you know the

00:05:08.200 team that the Harlem Globetrotters would always play against? The Washington Generals. Have you ever

00:05:12.780 seen the Harlem Globetrotters? It's very entertaining. They're great basketball players,

00:05:17.320 but it's more humorous and it's a shtick, right? And they're great players. Some of them go on to the

00:05:25.700 NBA, by the way, or at least they used to. But the Washington Generals is sort of the official losing team

00:05:31.480 that always plays the Harlem Globetrotters and always does a pretty good job, but always loses.

00:05:39.000 They sort of bring the losing team with them. It's been a while since I've seen them. I don't even

00:05:43.040 remember, probably decades ago. But that's what it's like watching the Republicans and the Democrats

00:05:48.740 try and outfox each other. The Harlem Globetrotters, I don't want to spoil the ending for you.

00:05:56.020 They win every game against the Washington Generals. And the Washington Generals do that because it's

00:06:04.960 a job. They play a sport they love. And who knows, maybe if they're actually really good, they join the

00:06:09.860 Harlem Globetrotters team. They might even go on to the NBA. Why does Kevin McCarthy and the rest of the

00:06:17.880 congressional leadership love the role of the lovable losers, the Washington Generals?

00:06:26.020 When was the last time there was a negotiation in Congress that had a conservative outcome that

00:06:33.480 the good guys won? I can't think of one. So my point is, if Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert and other

00:06:39.460 conservative troublemakers can extract any concessions from Kevin McCarthy and the rhinos, 0.98

00:06:47.900 I call that a good thing. It took 15 ballots. Again, I call that a good thing too. Why should it be easy

00:06:53.320 for the rhinos to win? Anyhow, it's great to be back. That was just on my mind. I mean, would you

00:07:00.380 agree with me that that bad lip reading is really funny? You know, they do some funny scenes from

00:07:07.380 movies, from Star Wars, from, you know, I don't want to waste time on it, but when Beyonce, can you

00:07:16.220 indulge me? And it's just because bad lip reading, would you agree with me that was really funny? I'm going

00:07:20.940 to report you to Nadine. But, but actually underlying that the guy who was shouting and the other guy who

00:07:26.800 was covering his mouth and like that, there was some crazy showdowns there at all hours. Can you

00:07:32.620 indulge me and, and go to bad lip reading and maybe you'll find it quicker on YouTube when Beyonce

00:07:39.940 sang the anthem at the Superbowl, this was years ago, just bad lip reading Beyonce. It's just,

00:07:49.300 I know it's not political and I know it's not current events and I know it's got nothing other

00:07:53.860 than I just want to share a video with you, but it made me laugh so hard. I just want to share it

00:07:58.780 with you. Would you permit me to steal a minute of your time to share this bad lip reading video

00:08:03.200 of Beyonce? Like how can you do Beyonce bad lip reading? Well, these guys do it. Take a look.

00:08:07.740 Oh yeah. My dog, you can't see him. Put your mouth next to me. All night I scratched my mouth,

00:08:37.720 your pig. Look, way, way, way, babe. I'll try to use my words. Yeah. 1.00

00:08:51.800 I'll punch your neck, but your little sweet pig. I stroked your swine. His name was Rusty and Rusty. 1.00

00:09:19.800 Rusty. Ooh. I've got love for it. What a dull way. But your old black dog can't touch my, my behind. 0.91

00:09:42.800 I saw my frog. 0.98

00:09:47.800 I saw my frog.

00:09:49.800 I saw my frog.

00:09:54.800 I saw my frog.

00:10:03.800 I saw my frog.

00:10:06.800 I saw my frog.

00:10:08.800 I saw my frog.

00:10:09.800 I saw my frog.

00:10:14.800 Thank you.

00:10:16.800 That looks like Obama's inauguration.

00:10:23.800 I thought, I don't know.

00:10:25.800 Maybe, maybe it's not as funny as I think it is, but I, watching the bad lip reading for, by the way, Beyonce's an amazing singer.

00:10:32.800 And that's what makes it so funny is she's not an awful singer like that bad lip reader.

00:10:36.800 But with her mouth being covered by the mic like that so much, you can get away with, with things.

00:10:42.800 Can I extend the indulgence I'm begging of you for one more minute?

00:10:46.800 Because if you thought that was bad singing, if you thought that that is not how people should sing, I agree with you.

00:10:53.800 And that's the source of the humor there, the contradiction between how Beyonce actually sings.

00:10:57.800 She's just amazing.

00:10:58.800 And a very emotional moment and a very beautiful moment, her singing the inauguration.

00:11:02.800 And how bad lip reading just made it really funny.

00:11:04.800 And that's what they do.

00:11:05.800 They're comedians.

00:11:06.800 Well, I've just got to show you someone who really does sing like that.

00:11:12.800 Not at a US inauguration.

00:11:16.800 Did you guys get my email about, Olivia, did you get my email about Sophie Trudeau?

00:11:22.800 You know, I should have sent it to you in Slack.

00:11:27.800 You know, a few years ago on Martin Luther King Day, which is a very American holiday.

00:11:34.800 Martin Luther King was an American.

00:11:36.800 He led civil rights movement in America.

00:11:39.800 It was a completely American story.

00:11:42.800 The history of slavery is an American history.

00:11:47.800 The Jim Crow laws, which is the post-slavery restrictions on black people.

00:11:56.800 That's an American story.

00:11:58.800 Canada had our civil rights movement too, but we were not recovering from slavery or the same Jim Crow laws.

00:12:06.800 But there was a Martin Luther King event in Ottawa.

00:12:11.800 And who would you choose for that?

00:12:12.800 Well, there actually is a very old black community in Canada.

00:12:16.800 Of course, slaves fled in the Underground Railway to Canada.

00:12:21.800 That was the final destination.

00:12:22.800 There's very old black settlements in Nova Scotia, where I'm from, Calgary.

00:12:27.800 There were black cowboys more than a century ago.

00:12:29.800 So there is a black community in Canada that is old. 0.98

00:12:32.800 And of course, there's a lot of newcomers who are black.

00:12:35.800 Who would you have singing at a Martin Luther King Day event in Canada?

00:12:41.800 Well, I don't know if we have a Beyonce in our country, but Justin Trudeau's government thought the best person to sing at a Martin Luther King Day was not an African American or African Canadian, not someone with ties to black history in Canada, but his wife, Sophie Gregoire Trudeau.

00:13:02.800 And the reason I say that is because that bad lip reading version of Beyonce singing left way is actually how Sophie Gregoire Trudeau sings.

00:13:13.800 And I know I've taken too much of your time, but you will forgive me when you watch this gorgeous, gorgeous song.

00:13:19.800 This is not altered.

00:13:21.800 This is really how it is.

00:13:23.800 Take a look.

00:13:24.800 As I have heard my fellow human beings and friends here today sing.

00:13:31.800 This is not planned.

00:13:32.800 Do you have the version with Gavin as a duet?

00:13:35.800 Yes.

00:13:36.800 And I'm going to sing you a song.

00:13:39.800 Sorry to throw this at you, but our friend, you know what?

00:13:43.800 Watching the whole thing is fun.

00:13:45.800 But Gavin, the way he interprets it, he sings along.

00:13:54.800 And it's just so perfect.

00:13:56.800 It's too perfect.

00:13:58.800 You know, it's hard to find Rebel News videos on YouTube because they censor the algorithm.

00:14:05.800 I just typed in Gavin McKenna, Sophie, Trudeau.

00:14:07.800 They will not give you that link in the top 10 results, but they will give you the CBC saying Sophie Gregoire Trudeau serenades during MLK tribute.

00:14:19.800 Literally, you type in Gavin McInnes and you will not get this video because it's too good.

00:14:26.800 Take a look.

00:14:29.800 Oh, my God.

00:14:30.800 Look at them.

00:14:31.800 What do you think brothers and sisters?

00:14:32.800 There's some African back there. 0.98

00:14:34.800 He's never even heard of Martin Luther King.

00:14:35.800 No, but not quite.

00:14:36.800 Look at the picture behind her.

00:14:38.800 And I know that good will prevail.

00:14:40.800 Who's this lady? 1.00

00:14:41.800 Good will prevail.

00:14:42.800 The love that I feel.

00:14:47.800 When you smile back at me.

00:14:51.800 When you smile back at me.

00:14:54.800 Is she Eartha Kitt?

00:14:56.800 Oh, it's a new song now.

00:14:59.800 We will say goodbye.

00:15:00.800 We will say goodbye.

00:15:01.800 But nothing will take away what's between you and me.

00:15:06.800 Oh, my God.

00:15:07.800 Is that guy asleep or blind?

00:15:08.800 When you smile back at me.

00:15:10.800 When you smile back at me.

00:15:12.800 When you smile back at me.

00:15:13.800 When you smile.

00:15:14.800 When you smile.

00:15:15.800 When you smile.

00:15:16.800 When you smile.

00:15:17.800 Beautiful.

00:15:18.800 I love you, my child.

00:15:21.800 I love you, too.

00:15:22.800 I love you, my child.

00:15:23.800 I love you, my child.

00:15:25.800 Ooh.

00:15:26.800 Check this out.

00:15:29.800 Was she Eva Peron?

00:15:30.800 Is this Evita?

00:15:31.800 Don't cry for me, Argentina.

00:15:35.800 Mm-hmm.

00:15:36.800 Mm-hmm.

00:15:37.800 Thank you, Rod.

00:15:38.800 Okay, I'm done with the bad lip reading.

00:15:41.800 I just had to show you that bad lip reading could not handle Sophie Gregoire Trudeau because

00:15:49.800 you can't make fun of her more than she does herself.

00:15:53.800 Now, I note that that was very early in Justin Trudeau's tenure as prime minister.

00:15:58.800 And Sophie Trudeau is nowhere to be seen, really.

00:16:01.800 I mean, once a year, she shows up.

00:16:03.800 She remembers to put her wedding ring back on her finger.

00:16:06.800 And they do a public event together.

00:16:09.800 Often, there's a price associated with it.

00:16:12.800 Sophie Trudeau insists on going on an exotic foreign trip with Trudeau.

00:16:16.800 But other than that, they really do lead separate lives.

00:16:18.800 And I think that's okay.

00:16:19.800 I don't really want to delve into their personal problems.

00:16:23.800 I think she has removed herself from the public sphere.

00:16:27.800 And that's right.

00:16:28.800 And I think that should generally be respected.

00:16:30.800 I think it's going to be very interesting in the election, which I think will be held later

00:16:35.800 this year, that Pierre Polyev's wife, Anaida Polyev, if I'm saying that right, will be a very powerful force on the campaign trail.

00:16:45.800 She's younger than Sophie Trudeau.

00:16:47.800 She speaks three languages.

00:16:50.800 English, French, Spanish, maybe more.

00:16:53.800 She's attractive. 0.97

00:16:55.800 She's politically very savvy.

00:16:57.800 And she doesn't have the cringe factor of Sophie Trudeau. 0.99

00:17:03.800 Because she's an immigrant from Venezuela, she's a visible minority.

00:17:07.800 She's a newcomer herself.

00:17:09.800 I think she will be a very potent weapon on the campaign trail. 0.99

00:17:13.800 And I really didn't know how strong she was until when Pierre Polyev won the leadership of the Conservative Party.

00:17:21.800 Very handled.

00:17:22.800 He got two thirds of the vote, if I'm recalling, on the first ballot.

00:17:25.800 And Anaida had the speech of the night.

00:17:29.800 I don't know if you can find a copy of it.

00:17:31.800 Like, we don't need to watch the whole thing.

00:17:33.800 But I just wouldn't mind showing people even a few minutes of Anaida.

00:17:37.800 N-A-N-A-I-D-A, I think is how you spell it, Polyev. 0.97

00:17:44.800 And I just, I saw this and I thought, whoa.

00:17:48.800 I think Pierre's a very strong candidate.

00:17:51.800 But Anaida is the secret weapon. 0.77

00:17:55.800 I really believe that.

00:17:57.800 And if you can find a clip of her, we'll show it.

00:18:00.800 But if you can't, don't worry about it.

00:18:02.800 It's not very important.

00:18:03.800 You can see this is a very long tangent.

00:18:06.800 Are you searching Anaida?

00:18:09.800 Yeah, don't have to worry about it.

00:18:13.800 You know, I have to say, you can never trust the algorithms these days.

00:18:16.800 Oh, I think that's her.

00:18:17.800 Is that her?

00:18:19.800 Here, let's take a listen.

00:18:20.800 I just want to show people.

00:18:25.800 Thank you very much.

00:18:28.800 Before I begin introducing my husband,

00:18:30.800 allow me to express my sadness at the passing of our queen.

00:18:34.800 May she rest in peace.

00:18:36.800 Long live the king.

00:18:38.800 My husband and I, thank you.

00:18:41.800 My husband and I share the same values.

00:18:44.800 Although our background is a little different.

00:18:46.800 Mon mari et moi, nous partageons les mêmes valeurs.

00:18:49.800 Malgré que notre parcours est un peu différent.

00:18:51.800 I was born in Caracas, Venezuela.

00:18:54.800 And my family immigrated to Canada in 1995.

00:18:58.800 In a working class neighborhood in the east end of Montreal.

00:19:02.800 Oshelaga Mizernual, Puy Puntotram.

00:19:05.800 I was born in Caracas, Venezuela.

00:19:08.800 And my family immigrated to Canada in 1995 in Montreal.

00:19:12.800 According to Oshelaga Mizernual, Puy Puntotram.

00:19:16.800 My father, he went from wearing business suits and managing a bank to jumping on the back

00:19:39.760 of a pickup truck to collect fruits and vegetables because that's what he had to do to feed his

00:19:45.520 family. The Galinda family, present here tonight, taught us hard work and that there is no greater

00:20:08.880 dignity than to provide for your own family.

00:20:16.880 The Galinda family, present here tonight, taught us how to work hard and that there is no greater dignity

00:20:26.880 than to survive the needs of your family.

00:20:28.880 You know what, I won't play the whole thing for you, but young, telegenic, trilingual,

00:20:36.880 great story, great speaker, politically savvy, and I don't think that she would give a speech, 0.99

00:20:44.880 give a song on Martin Luther King Day, her song about herself and her family, and end with like that.

00:20:50.880 I just don't think a night of Polyev is that tone deaf. And I think it's a good thing for her,

00:20:58.560 for her husband, and for the country that Sophie Gregoire Trudeau has pretty much vanished from the

00:21:04.080 public scene. And I don't say that with any spite or malice. I just think it's good for everyone

00:21:09.680 involved that she's not. And it'll be interesting. I think she'll probably grudgingly come out on

00:21:15.360 election the day they declare the election. But frankly, I think that in most of photographic

00:21:22.480 images of Trudeau, the women he's seen with are typically Melanie Jolie, who there's so many

00:21:30.800 pictures of how close they are, especially on travels, that she's the de facto stand in

00:21:38.400 for Trudeau's wife, just in campaign photographs. That's just how it is.

00:21:41.520 All right. Well, we spent the first 24 minutes of this show talking about everything other than

00:21:46.160 the news. But I want to come back, because there's a lot of interesting news. But I understand that

00:21:52.480 we've got some commercials, which we got to do, because we got to pay the bills around here. And

00:21:57.920 I did get a super chat. So we're going to play commercial, we're going to come back,

00:22:01.200 I'll read the super chat. And then I'll get to the real news. So see in a moment.

00:22:10.480 It's the values. You look at Western values in Western society, and these are values we could

00:22:17.040 all relate to. But they're old world values of grit and community and perseverance.

00:22:24.160 It's a place where you can make a living with your back and your hands and a little bit of hard work.

00:22:33.360 And it's a place of opportunity. And I think as Albertans, we're fiercely protective of that.

00:22:38.560 The world's energy crisis has been grabbing newspaper headlines. In a nutshell,

00:22:43.840 we're running short of petroleum resources, and the prices are zooming upwards.

00:22:48.480 My colleagues in the government and I have come reluctantly to believe that the price of oil in

00:22:53.600 Canada must go up. This was Alberta. The origin of the Alberta separatist movement

00:22:58.640 begins with the election of Pierre Trudeau as Prime Minister. It was a deliberate and malicious

00:23:03.920 targeting in the West, which suited Pierre Trudeau just fine, just like it suits Justin Trudeau just fine.

00:23:09.200 Sunny ways, my friends. Blackface. There is an actual hostile government towards Alberta.

00:23:16.960 Why did your dad give everyone in Western Canada the middle finger?

00:23:21.280 Really, in politics, you do have to make big decisions. And whenever you make big decisions,

00:23:26.480 there's going to be people who agree with it and people who don't disagree with it.

00:23:30.080 Plenty of people want to leave this country. It's not the kind of idea you'd expect

00:23:36.480 to hear from someone who wants to win power and hold power. It's a, it is a radical idea.

00:23:43.040 And you would normalize the discussion. And so maybe Alberta wouldn't have to go because maybe the rest 0.95

00:23:51.040 of the country and the rest of the world would say, whoa, don't go. Will you accept these changes

00:23:56.720 instead? That's what happened here for Quebec. There's no Maple Leafs west of the Manitoba borders.

00:24:01.840 Why do we, why do we have a Maple Leaf by unilateral decision on Canadian flags?

00:24:07.040 Think of how the American colonists were in 1775. That's how a lot of Albertans are today.

00:24:15.760 I like that documentary. It's fun that Key and Simone, our head of documentaries made it because

00:24:26.560 he was originally an Ontarian and then went west to Alberta and sort of became a, you know,

00:24:33.040 it's a story that so many people tell of moving to Alberta and to change a place, change your luck,

00:24:37.440 change your mindset, change everything. It really is, you got that new frontier feeling to it.

00:24:43.040 All right. I promised I would talk to you about the news. And I want to talk about some COVID news.

00:24:48.960 Of course, I got to be careful because on Twitter, you can talk freely now about COVID.

00:24:53.040 You can question official narratives. On YouTube, you still can't. So I want to be careful.

00:25:02.800 But the incredible thing is that the official narratives themselves are changing.

00:25:08.000 They're admitting things that they denied short months ago. Here's a video of St. Anthony Fauci

00:25:15.040 downplaying heart damage, myocarditis, as self-limiting, almost invariably benign. By the way,

00:25:27.280 there's no such thing as benign heart disease, myocarditis. There's no such thing as mild

00:25:31.440 myocarditis. It's just, it's not like a skin rash or something. Take a look.

00:25:41.200 In a very, very rare case, some of the mRNA vaccines can cause a self-limiting,

00:25:48.160 almost invariably benign inflammatory response in the heart, which generally resolves in a very short

00:25:56.880 period of time. It is very, very rare. When you compare that with the negative effects on the heart

00:26:05.280 by myocarditis or pericarditis, which is inflammation of either the heart muscle or the covering of the

00:26:12.000 heart, and heart failure and heart medical problems, overwhelmingly, COVID itself

00:26:20.400 causes that in a dramatically higher rate than the relatively benign mild myocarditis that you might

00:26:30.000 have with a vaccine, which is very, very rare. So that little thread of proof is that in a very,

00:26:37.760 very rare case, some of the...

00:26:41.760 Of course, that's not quite true, is it? Because the problem with myocarditis is pronounced in young

00:26:46.800 men. Young men are not at serious risk of health problems or death from COVID itself. But they are

00:26:54.720 the most dramatically affected by myocarditis, including cases of death. What does he mean by

00:26:59.280 self-limiting? What's a self-limiting case of myocarditis? What does that even mean?

00:27:05.280 I don't even know what that means.

00:27:11.440 But Jimmy Fallon is just the worst. He is just the worst. And I'll have a video 0.94

00:27:19.600 for you in a second about that. But he has a new song for you about the newest COVID. Hey,

00:27:28.560 guys, new COVID variant just dropped. And Jimmy Fallon's got the song. How much money did he get paid

00:27:38.160 to write this song? There is no way this song is an organic expression of comedy or entertainment.

00:27:46.560 This is an engineered, orchestrated PR moment. And Jimmy Fallon will say or do anything. He's so

00:27:57.280 gross. I'm going to have a video for you next from Tim Dillon about this guy. But take a look 0.92

00:28:03.920 at this new song. How gross is this? Take a look. 0.75

00:28:17.520 One point five. Another friend of COVID-19 has arrived. It's a new strain, but it isn't the same.

00:28:25.600 Sounds more like Elon Musk's kid's name. It's XBB.1.5. Not UB-40 who sings red red wine.

00:28:36.320 Put on your mask when you're inside a facility. It could be a robot from a Star Wars trilogy.

00:28:43.040 It's XBB.1.5. Not OMG or MP3 or TCPY. Or an eye chart made by a really high guy.

00:28:53.600 Sounds like the password of your parents' Wi-Fi. It's XBB.1.5. XBB.1.5.

00:29:04.160 I think that's the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. No one would do that.

00:29:13.760 That is not, obviously not journalism. That's not comedy. That's not music. That's not entertainment.

00:29:20.000 That is some bizarre, psycho drama, social psyop, audience conditioning, battlefield shaping, mind control weirdness. 0.95

00:29:43.040 It's just so gross. And it's in the tradition of this super grossness by Stephen Colbert. 0.86

00:29:52.640 If you thought that was cringeworthy from Jimmy Fallon, nothing can take the cringeworthy crown from the lowest of the low.

00:30:05.180 Stephen Colbert.

00:30:06.420 You've just got to, you probably remember this. You can't forget this when you see this.

00:30:11.880 The absolute shill. The absolute do anything, say anything for your corporate masters.

00:30:20.200 How can you call yourself a comedian, an entertainer, a talk show?

00:30:26.100 What are you, other than a functionary, a fart catcher, a drone, an order taker, who would do this and look themselves in the mirror?

00:30:40.220 Other than someone who says, you know what? To hell with it. I'm getting old.

00:30:44.480 They're offering me so much money. I don't give a damn anymore.

00:30:50.160 Take a look at this. 0.62

00:30:52.280 The vaccine.

00:30:53.580 The vaccine.

00:30:56.100 The vaccine.

00:30:57.220 The vaccine.

00:30:57.680 The vaccine.

00:30:57.840 The vaccine.

00:30:58.480 The vaccine.

00:30:59.020 The vaccine.

00:31:03.120 The vaccine.

00:31:03.380 The vaccine.

00:31:04.020 The vaccine.

00:31:06.480 The vaccine.

00:31:06.840 The vaccine.

00:31:08.620 The vaccine.

00:31:09.400 The vaccine.

00:31:22.940 The vaccine.

00:31:23.880 The vaccine.

00:31:23.980 They respect the vaccine.

00:31:25.600 Let's see! 0.66

00:31:55.600 Vaccine!

00:32:03.600 Thank you.

00:32:15.600 And they said it couldn't get any longer.

00:32:19.600 You know, that was so gross. 0.99

00:32:21.600 Yeah, I'm trying to find a video now.

00:32:25.600 And again, I don't want to sound conspiratorial,

00:32:27.600 but I'm absolutely sure that it has been hidden by the algorithm.

00:32:33.600 And maybe you guys can help me find it.

00:32:35.600 I've been searching in YouTube.

00:32:37.600 I'm searching for Tim Dillon, Jimmy Fallon.

00:32:43.600 It was just unbelievable.

00:32:45.600 It was Tim Dillon taking apart Jimmy Fallon

00:32:49.600 as nothing but a corporate shill just promoting whatever

00:32:53.600 Hollywood sludge is being pumped out.

00:32:55.600 It's so worthwhile.

00:32:59.600 I wonder if you guys can help me search for it.

00:33:01.600 And I really am certain that the algorithm is hiding it

00:33:07.600 because it was so good and so popular.

00:33:11.600 The version I'm looking for is edited.

00:33:15.600 It has lots of video clips of Jimmy Fallon spliced into it.

00:33:21.600 If you can find that, I'm not going to wait to find it now

00:33:23.600 because it may be hard to find.

00:33:25.600 I think that Jimmy Fallon's people said to YouTube,

00:33:31.600 you take this down.

00:33:33.600 That's not a request.

00:33:35.600 It's an order.

00:33:37.600 Jimmy Fallon's huge on YouTube.

00:33:39.600 He's an enormous source of revenue for YouTube.

00:33:42.600 Some of his videos have tens of millions of views.

00:33:45.600 He's probably had a billion views, more than a billion,

00:33:47.600 probably a billion views a year on YouTube.

00:33:50.600 So when a comedian like Tim Dillon shows what a corporate shill

00:33:59.600 Jimmy Fallon has become,

00:34:02.600 it's just absolutely devastating takedown.

00:34:07.600 It's no surprise that it's hidden.

00:34:11.600 Anyways, I'm not going to spend more time at it right now,

00:34:17.600 but if you can find it, please show it.

00:34:21.600 We've got, I just feel like you've got to see that

00:34:23.600 after that absolute shilling by Jimmy Fallon.

00:34:26.600 There is nothing he will not do for money.

00:34:30.600 All right.

00:34:31.600 We'll look for that in the meantime.

00:34:32.600 I want to play for you a few more clips on the COVID file.

00:34:37.600 Bill Gates.

00:34:38.600 Are you enjoying a return to normalcy?

00:34:42.600 Like I say,

00:34:43.600 it's the first time I went on a vacation outside of Canada

00:34:46.600 with my family in years.

00:34:47.600 I still can't go to the United States cause I'm unjabbed. 1.00

00:34:50.600 But I feel like things are getting back to normal.

00:34:52.600 Like I don't even,

00:34:53.600 like I see the odd person with masks and I see the odd person

00:34:56.600 with those, like those sort of beekeeper or sort of welders,

00:35:00.600 like a glass visor or plastic visor.

00:35:03.600 And I, I sort of feel sad for them.

00:35:05.600 I feel like they're got a little bit of what's that called

00:35:08.600 Mount Munchausen syndrome, you know, where they're,

00:35:12.600 they're not very interesting people.

00:35:14.600 They maybe don't have that much of a personality.

00:35:15.600 So this is their shtick.

00:35:19.600 It was their identity.

00:35:20.600 They loved the COVID crisis because it gave them meaning

00:35:24.600 and they knew what the rules were and they could be great

00:35:27.600 at following the rules.

00:35:28.600 And they sort of miss that.

00:35:30.600 They don't like the freedom and choice and chaos of real life.

00:35:36.600 But if you think you're out free and clear,

00:35:40.600 the world's creepiest billionaire has another thought for you.

00:35:44.600 Here's Bill Gates saying,

00:35:47.600 get ready for the next pandemic.

00:35:49.600 He's excited.

00:35:52.600 Take a look.

00:35:53.600 Why and how ready should we be for the next pandemic?

00:35:58.600 Well, governments are there to protect us.

00:36:02.600 And so, you know, they have us practice for earthquakes.

00:36:06.600 You know, they have a fire department with lots of full time people to stop fires.

00:36:11.600 They have armies that are there to deal with wars.

00:36:17.600 But the pandemic is a disaster that they didn't prepare for.

00:36:23.600 The actual resources required to have a global surveillance team,

00:36:28.600 to make better diagnostic technologies,

00:36:32.600 to do quick detection.

00:36:35.600 It's actually not going to be that expensive once the world gets organized

00:36:38.600 and makes it a priority.

00:36:41.600 So active preparedness for the next pandemic.

00:36:43.600 Because as you've said, it's not a matter of if, but when.

00:36:48.600 How do we actively prepare?

00:36:49.600 And are you seeing anywhere in the world where there's actual preparedness

00:36:54.600 for a future pandemic right now?

00:36:56.600 Well, there's some good innovation.

00:36:59.600 The idea of improving the vaccine so that they block getting infection,

00:37:04.600 making them so they last a long, long time.

00:37:09.600 Being able to make very cheap diagnostics that you could literally produce billions of very quickly.

00:37:17.600 So the innovation side, I think, is starting to move.

00:37:20.600 But picking how we strengthen WHO, create a special organization dedicated to pandemics.

00:37:26.600 You know, how we staff that, how we get every country to practice, you know, for fire.

00:37:33.600 You've got fire drills, you've got signs.

00:37:36.600 So we need a little bit of preparation so that we actually can stop something before it goes global.

00:37:42.600 You know, so we'll have lots of outbreaks, but we don't need to have pandemics.

00:37:46.600 Right.

00:37:50.600 There's so many things in there.

00:37:53.600 His prescriptions are, well, maybe we can have a vaccine that blocks infection.

00:37:57.600 Yeah, that used to be the definition of a vaccine, isn't it?

00:38:01.600 Maybe it can last.

00:38:03.600 Yeah, that used to be the definition of a vaccine, wasn't it?

00:38:06.600 We need to strengthen the unelected, unaccountable, China-driven World Health Organization 0.79

00:38:10.600 and have a special pandemic World Health Organization.

00:38:13.600 Can you imagine? 0.78

00:38:15.600 Absolutely a maniacal dictator.

00:38:21.600 The role of the government is to protect us.

00:38:23.600 I don't quite think that's the role of the government.

00:38:25.600 I mean, I think having armies might be an answer.

00:38:29.600 It might be true.

00:38:31.600 But the government did not protect us from the pandemic.

00:38:35.600 They didn't stop it from coming here.

00:38:37.600 You can't stop a pandemic in our modern age.

00:38:41.600 They didn't minimize death.

00:38:44.600 In fact, they, in the case of New York in particular, and in Ontario,

00:38:50.600 they sent COVID-infected seniors into long-term care facilities.

00:38:55.600 They actually put at-risk people, well, not to find a point on it, they killed them.

00:39:04.600 Governor Cuomo in New York was the worst at that.

00:39:09.600 The public health theater didn't help anybody.

00:39:15.600 Like I said earlier, the kids were at the lowest risk, yet they were the most punished.

00:39:20.600 Incredible clip.

00:39:21.600 Incredible clip.

00:39:22.600 I don't know if you can find it quickly, but the former head of the,

00:39:32.600 sorry, not the FCC.

00:39:33.600 I got all my acronyms mixed up here.

00:39:35.600 The former head of a public health commission in the US, whose acronym I've just forgotten right now, Scott Gottlieb, said no one actually knows where the six foot of separation rule came from.

00:39:50.600 Remember that?

00:39:52.600 He was the head of the FDA.

00:39:53.600 Sorry, I was getting confused.

00:39:54.600 I knew it wasn't the head of the CDC.

00:39:57.600 Scott Gottlieb was, yeah, nobody knows the origins of a six foot social distancing recommendation.

00:40:06.600 That's Scott Gottlieb.

00:40:09.600 I think he's on the board of Pfizer now.

00:40:11.600 He admitted, yeah, no one knows where that came from, but that became the law.

00:40:15.600 I remember seeing a video of some health cops literally with measuring tape, shutting down a barbershop because the chairs were like five feet, six inches apart instead of exactly six feet apart.

00:40:30.600 As if the virus knows a centimeter or this was the same rules of you can sit in a restaurant with your mask off, but when you stand up and you're two feet taller, then the virus will get you like that.

00:40:41.600 That's not science.

00:40:42.600 The government protect us.

00:40:43.600 It was public health theater.

00:40:44.600 I want to play just one more clip.

00:40:47.600 And of course, this was on Al Jazeera.

00:40:49.600 One more clip of Bill Gates talking about misinformation and disinformation.

00:40:53.600 And by the way, I found that clip of Tim Dillon versus Jimmy Fallon, and I'm going to play it for you.

00:40:59.600 It's so amazing.

00:41:01.600 So we'll play this, Olivia, and then we're going to play another commercial.

00:41:05.600 And then we come back.

00:41:06.600 I'm going to read my two super chats that have come in.

00:41:09.600 We're going to play the Jimmy Fallon commercial for Pfizer or whatever that was.

00:41:18.600 And then I want to play the ultimate takedown in history of Jimmy Fallon.

00:41:22.600 So I think we can fit that in the next 10 minutes.

00:41:25.600 Let's take a look at Bill Gates on Al Jazeera, which is a perfect fit for him.

00:41:31.600 Dictatorship, bully regime in Qatar.

00:41:33.600 Take a look.

00:41:35.600 Now, Mr. Gates, one of the other issues and challenges that we were confronted with during this pandemic, especially at the peak of it, was misinformation and disinformation.

00:41:47.600 And you yourself were the target of some bizarre right wing conspiracy theories when it came to the vaccine, of course.

00:41:54.600 And I know you've had to deal with this in the past.

00:41:56.600 But do you feel that it was different during this pandemic, the misinformation and disinformation that was out there about the disease, about the vaccine?

00:42:06.600 And how did you deal with it?

00:42:07.600 It was quite a surprise.

00:42:10.600 You know, it was people looking for simple explanations, looking for, you know, one bad actor to simplify the surprise of what was going on.

00:42:23.600 The digital channels definitely amplified that, let people resonate with, you know, strange ideas.

00:42:30.600 It's tragic that that probably prevented some people from using masks or taking the vaccine when they needed it.

00:42:38.600 You know, so it did lead to polarization and even more death than we had to experience.

00:42:46.600 You know, finding people who you trust and making sure they're speaking out, you know, that's something we need to put more effort into.

00:42:57.600 You know, who do you trust?

00:42:59.600 You trust.

00:43:04.600 My mug?

00:43:05.600 I know.

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00:43:51.600 Well, thanks for coming back.

00:43:55.600 Dre is great, isn't she?

00:43:58.600 That last clip with Bill Gates talking about how, who do you trust?

00:44:03.600 Well, Bill Gates, I don't trust you and I'm not alone.

00:44:06.600 Do you have Melinda Gates on her husband and Jeffrey Epstein because, you know, obviously our wives or husbands trust us and we trust them.

00:44:20.600 And even if they have a grievance with us, I think it's human nature to keep family issues within the family.

00:44:28.600 That's just normal.

00:44:29.600 I mean, I'm not even talking about family secrets.

00:44:32.600 I'm just saying there's certain things that are private.

00:44:34.600 You don't air the dirty laundry.

00:44:35.600 And certainly not when you're as famous as Bill and Melinda Gates.

00:44:40.600 And they're really a team in so many ways.

00:44:45.600 They run the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.

00:44:49.600 It's not the Bill Gates Foundation.

00:44:51.600 It's the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.

00:44:53.600 They both work there.

00:44:56.600 So for Melinda Gates, his wife of several decades, his partner, his co-activist, to publicly talk about the reason she's divorcing him because he was raping children at Jeffrey Epstein's.

00:45:15.600 She uses different language than that. 0.99

00:45:17.600 But that's what Jeffrey Epstein was.

00:45:19.600 He trafficked in children. 1.00

00:45:21.600 He himself was a child rapist. 0.98

00:45:24.600 And, well, Bill Gates just wouldn't stop going there dozens of times, even after Jeffrey Epstein was convicted of being a pedophile. 0.99

00:45:33.600 Here, don't take it from me.

00:45:34.600 Take it from Melinda Gates.

00:45:36.600 And remember what Bill Gates just said.

00:45:38.600 Who do you trust?

00:45:39.600 Well, here's who his wife trusts.

00:45:41.600 Take a look.

00:45:42.600 It's not one thing.

00:45:44.600 It was many things.

00:45:45.600 But I did not like that he'd had meetings with Jeffrey Epstein.

00:45:49.600 He was evil personified.

00:45:52.600 I had nightmares about it afterwards.

00:45:54.600 Melinda French-Gates opens up following her and Bill's divorce and the role Jeffrey Epstein played in their split. 0.88

00:46:00.600 The power couple revealed last year that they ended their 27-year marriage.

00:46:04.600 Any of the questions remaining about what Bill's relationship there was, those are for Bill to answer.

00:46:10.600 That's Melinda sitting down with CBS Morning's Gayle King on Thursday, her first wide-ranging interview since the split announcement in May.

00:46:17.600 Divorce is a painful process even when it's what both parties want.

00:46:22.600 It still is a very painful personal decision.

00:46:26.600 It wasn't one moment or one specific thing that happened.

00:46:29.600 There just came a point in time where there was enough there that I realized it just wasn't healthy and I couldn't trust what we had.

00:46:36.600 Among those contributing factors, Bill's connection to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

00:46:41.600 The disgraced financier died in jail in 2019 while awaiting trial for sex trafficking charges.

00:46:46.600 You know, it was also widely reported that Bill had a friendship or business or some kind of contact with Jeffrey Epstein.

00:46:54.600 It's not one thing.

00:46:55.600 It was many things.

00:46:57.600 Say no more.

00:47:00.600 You heard her use the word trial.

00:47:03.600 I couldn't trust him.

00:47:05.600 You know, Bill Gates said, well, I was trying to raise money for my foundation from Jeffrey Epstein.

00:47:11.600 It's a little hard to believe that one of the richest men in the world, Bill Gates, who has an alliance with other rich men including Warren Buffett, needs to raise money.

00:47:20.600 But let's take that at face value.

00:47:22.600 I do some fundraising for Rebel News, for example.

00:47:25.600 You make a call.

00:47:26.600 You have a meeting.

00:47:27.600 You make a call.

00:47:28.600 You have a meeting.

00:47:29.600 But, you know, you find out pretty quickly if you're up against a brick wall.

00:47:35.600 Jeffrey Epstein did not have dozens of meetings.

00:47:41.600 Sorry, Bill Gates did not have dozens of meetings with Jeffrey Epstein after Epstein said, I'm not giving you money.

00:47:49.600 It wasn't about the money.

00:47:50.600 That's such an obvious lie.

00:47:53.600 An obvious lie that Melinda Gates herself did not believe. 0.98

00:47:58.600 There's only one reason Bill Gates visited a child sex trafficker pedophile dozens of times. 0.99

00:48:06.600 Is it Bill Gates, obviously, was there not for Jeffrey Epstein's money, but there to rape children. 0.99

00:48:15.600 Don't ask me. 0.99

00:48:16.600 Ask Melinda Gates. 0.97

00:48:18.600 Imagine being forced to divorce your husband of decades in such a public way.

00:48:23.600 It must have been bad.

00:48:25.600 The atrocious things she must have seen and heard.

00:48:29.600 And you can imagine she would have said, please don't go.

00:48:33.600 I demand you don't go.

00:48:34.600 You've got not to go.

00:48:37.600 Like I can't imagine that a marriage of so many years and so many interlocking interests would come apart immediately.

00:48:43.600 I can imagine that Melinda would have tried dozens, maybe hundreds of times to get Bill Gates to stop going to the rape rooms. 1.00

00:48:54.600 Like you don't just divorce like that when you're in that league. 0.86

00:48:58.600 Imagine, imagine how deeply Bill Gates was into Jeffrey Epstein's world that he resisted all that. 0.99

00:49:09.600 And even when she would have surely said, if you don't stop raping those girls, I will divorce you. 1.00

00:49:16.600 Surely she said that as the penultimate step before divorcing him. 0.99

00:49:20.600 Surely she would have said, I am going to divorce you if you don't stop going there. 1.00

00:49:24.600 Of course she would have said that.

00:49:28.600 She wouldn't have just surprised him and said, I'm divorcing you.

00:49:33.600 And he said no.

00:49:36.600 What a depraved man, but trust him to do what's best for you.

00:49:41.600 You heard him.

00:49:42.600 You got to go with the people you trust.

00:49:45.600 Unbelievable.

00:49:46.600 Hey, I got a few super chats from Times, five bucks.

00:49:50.600 Great to see you, Ezra.

00:49:51.600 Happy New Year.

00:49:52.600 And thank you for everything you do.

00:49:53.600 Lovely.

00:49:54.600 Appreciate that.

00:49:55.600 Annalisa 1964.

00:49:56.600 Five bucks.

00:49:57.600 Glad to have Rebel back to live chat.

00:49:58.600 Thank you.

00:49:59.600 Nice to see you.

00:50:00.600 Fraser McBurney.

00:50:01.600 I had dinner with him a few months ago.

00:50:03.600 He says, how many people would take the jabs if they had to pay for the shots?

00:50:06.600 The government should not pay for the jabs. 1.00

00:50:09.600 Well, it's not the money that's the worst of it.

00:50:11.600 It's the coercion in my view.

00:50:13.600 People want to take the jabs, take the jabs.

00:50:15.600 I'm not here to tell you not to take a jab.

00:50:17.600 I'm here to say you shouldn't be forced to take a jab and there should be full disclosure about what's in the jab.

00:50:24.600 All right.

00:50:25.600 It's 152.

00:50:27.600 You saw that vaccine video by Stephen Colbert, which was the worst thing I had seen on TV until.

00:50:37.600 Jimmy Fallon's execrable performance.

00:50:41.600 Just play that latest Jimmy Fallon new pandemic video. 0.94

00:50:46.600 Just so gross. 0.95

00:50:47.600 Just so, so, so gross.

00:50:49.600 And then we must end with an extended clip from Tim Dillon.

00:50:53.600 Brilliant.

00:50:54.600 Just absolutely exposing who Jimmy Fallon is.

00:50:58.600 So let's watch this Jimmy Fallon video.

00:51:01.600 I'm disgusted and I apologize in advance for showing you this.

00:51:04.600 Take a look.

00:51:05.600 There was Alpha, then Delta, then Omicron X.

00:51:11.600 But this latest variant might be the best.

00:51:15.600 It's XBB.1.5.

00:51:18.600 Another friend of COVID-19 has arrived.

00:51:22.600 It's a new strain, but it isn't the same.

00:51:25.600 Sounds more like Elon Musk's kid's name.

00:51:29.600 It's XBB.1.5.

00:51:32.600 Not UB-40 who sings red red wine.

00:51:36.600 Put on your mask when you're inside a facility.

00:51:40.600 It could be a robot from a Star Wars trilogy.

00:51:43.600 It's XBB.1.5.

00:51:47.600 Not O-M-G or M-P-P or T-C-P-Y.

00:51:51.600 Or an eye chart made by a really high guy.

00:51:53.600 Sounds like the password of your parents' Wi-Fi.

00:51:57.600 It's XBB.1.5.

00:51:59.600 It's XBB.1.5.

00:52:01.600 It's XBB.1.5.

00:52:03.600 Imagine faking that enthusiasm.

00:52:09.600 Imagine that energy and that passionate commitment 1.00

00:52:13.600 to the stupidest commercial for a bug ever made. 1.00

00:52:18.600 I'm so embarrassed for Jimmy Fallon. 1.00

00:52:21.600 But he is only living up to his reputation.

00:52:24.600 That was so absolutely masterfully undone by Tim Dillon.

00:52:30.600 If you don't know who Tim Dillon is, he is one of the best comedians out there.

00:52:36.600 He is just brutal when he comes to criticize.

00:52:39.600 He's brilliant.

00:52:40.600 He's been on Joe Rogan's show, which shows he's sort of operating not only at a high level of celebrity and comedy,

00:52:47.600 but he's a thinking man, too.

00:52:48.600 And I really appreciate Tim Dillon for that.

00:52:50.600 He's hilarious.

00:52:52.600 I love his review of Jollibee, the restaurant.

00:52:56.600 It made me laugh so hard.

00:52:58.600 Oh, my God.

00:52:59.600 I'm not going to play for you his devastating critique of Meghan McCain.

00:53:03.600 I don't even...

00:53:04.600 That's just...

00:53:05.600 It's the most brutal thing I've ever seen.

00:53:08.600 But his takedown of Jimmy Fallon is incredible.

00:53:12.600 And I finally did find it.

00:53:13.600 Keep me on the side of the show.

00:53:15.600 But I'd like to play it.

00:53:16.600 Now, the clip that I found is a few minutes long, so I don't know if we're going to get through it all.

00:53:20.600 But it is absolutely devastating.

00:53:23.600 Not just about Jimmy Fallon, but the whole late night BS.

00:53:26.600 So without further ado, Tim Dillon versus Jimmy Fallon.

00:53:31.600 Take a look.

00:53:36.600 No problem.

00:53:37.600 I'm just going to get that going again.

00:53:39.600 Here we go.

00:53:42.600 You know, it's loading.

00:53:43.600 Don't worry about it.

00:53:45.600 Tim Dillon.

00:53:47.600 There's a lot of things I like about him.

00:53:49.600 He's got a working class sensibility.

00:53:54.600 He's gay, but he's not woke. 0.98

00:53:57.600 In fact, he's sort of anti-woke. 0.76

00:53:58.600 He's a curious mix of things.

00:53:59.600 He's a wonderful storyteller, of course.

00:54:08.600 And he would not be able to exist without the internet because part of his story is that no big show would ever take someone like him because he's an iconoclast, which is the Greek word for someone who smashes idols.

00:54:23.600 And you cannot go on corporate TV if you smash idols because one day you're going to smash their idols.

00:54:30.600 Are you ready to play the clip?

00:54:32.600 Take a look at this.

00:54:34.600 The masterpiece.

00:54:35.600 Absolute masterpiece.

00:54:36.600 Dillon.

00:54:37.600 Take a look.

00:54:38.600 I don't know.

00:54:39.600 Most people have adapted and they're like, I have these tools to communicate directly with fans.

00:54:43.600 And then you have this really elite sanctum of Hollywood, this really elite group of people.

00:54:48.600 They don't speak ever unless they're at a red carpet or they're, you know, it's a very staged production where they go on Jimmy Fallon or they go on Seth Meyers and they sit in the chair and they have five minutes of banter.

00:55:01.600 And it's like, well, hey, you were in Italy recently and there's nothing real about it.

00:55:06.600 You know, you were in Italy.

00:55:07.600 You know, I was in Italy when you were in Italy.

00:55:09.600 You love when they do that.

00:55:10.600 When somebody will be like, remember when we were both in Italy?

00:55:13.600 It's so insane that this even still goes on.

00:55:18.600 And the lead in to these shows is like, you know, a mass shooting.

00:55:23.600 It was another senseless shooting.

00:55:25.600 The Amazon rainforest is on fire.

00:55:27.600 And now here's Jimmy with the Muppets.

00:55:29.600 And they're all singing. 0.52

00:55:30.600 I'm like, who is this for fat housewives from Galveston, Texas, whose husband's sitting in a car drinking with a gun. 0.84

00:55:36.600 And this woman sitting there eating Halo Top ice cream. 0.99

00:55:39.600 She's on her fifth, you know, thing of it, which I think at some point has an equalizing effect.

00:55:44.600 And she's watching Jimmy.

00:55:45.600 I mean, that's that when I was a tour guide in New York as a tour guide on a double decker bus.

00:55:48.600 The only people who cared about where the Tonight Show was were chubby women from like Ohio. 1.00

00:55:53.600 They were like, where's Jimmy?

00:55:55.600 Where's Matt Lauer?

00:55:56.600 Where's Matt? 0.99

00:55:57.600 It's like, who gives a shit? 1.00

00:55:59.600 You got to look at some old late night shows where guys like James Baldwin, the famous black intellectual go out and talk about real shit. 1.00

00:56:05.600 They talk about real stuff. 0.98

00:56:07.600 On some idealism, which you assure me exists in America, which I have never seen.

00:56:12.600 But these later shows, the viewers are falling.

00:56:16.600 They're decreasing steadily and they're terrified of upsetting anybody. 0.98

00:56:21.600 They're terrified of losing a fat housewife who thinks it's fun that Jimmy Fallon plays with Muppets every night and that he sings with the band and he does dances and he brings out the kid from Stranger Things and they play hopscotch or whatever the fuck they do. 0.92

00:56:37.600 I mean, imagine watching this and having a real job. 0.98

00:56:42.600 Imagine having a real job where like you're working in a factory and a guy next to you is like, I just got diagnosed with cancer.

00:56:49.600 I don't know what to do.

00:56:50.600 And you go home and you put on Jimmy Fallon and he's playing a game with Zac Efron.

00:56:56.600 So that's where these celebrities, that's the only time that they ever communicate with people on these like late night shows, which are like a dystopian nightmare reality in which insanely wealthy people sit there and have meaningless conversations.

00:57:15.600 Meaningless conversations beyond the pit.

00:57:27.600 Now, if I'm asked to do panel and I have to say this, I do have to, I have to be clear about this.

00:57:33.400 If I'm asked to do panel on one of these shows, I will.

00:57:35.780 But if they want to talk to me on panel, I will do that.

00:57:39.460 Now, here's what will also happen.

00:57:41.860 That episode won't air.

00:57:43.440 That's also going to happen because I am, it's not going to air because I will ask them what they're doing.

00:57:50.640 Like, I will look at one of them as I'm sitting there and go, let me ask you a question.

00:57:53.820 What are you doing?

00:57:55.020 Like, what in God's name are you doing?

00:57:57.840 Um, I mean, I know this pays well. 1.00

00:58:01.080 You really, that was stupid. 1.00

00:58:03.100 You just said that. 1.00

00:58:04.320 That was a dumb thing to say. 1.00

00:58:05.660 What are you talking about? 1.00

00:58:06.660 That was such a dumb thing to say. 0.99

00:58:07.800 You got to realize the people that go to these shows, like the people that attend, imagine going to New York City, the greatest city in the world, in my opinion. 0.98

00:58:17.660 Um, and, and, and I'm right.

00:58:20.020 But imagine, I mean, London's a goth nightmare. 1.00

00:58:22.940 The food sucks. 1.00

00:58:23.680 Shut up. 1.00

00:58:24.960 Shanghai, that'll have its time. 1.00

00:58:26.560 It's coming.

00:58:27.160 Don't worry about it.

00:58:28.060 You'll have the next century.

00:58:29.360 Let me have the past one.

00:58:30.680 Thank you.

00:58:31.800 Imagine going to New York City with a group of your friends, group of your friends, the great restaurants,

00:58:37.440 the great public spaces, all the things you can do, the museums, and having one of them go,

00:58:42.780 I'd really like to watch a taping of The Tonight Show tonight.

00:58:46.440 I imagine being on a trip with someone that said that, and just the, the, it would be like the,

00:58:53.140 the just feeling in the pit of your stomach of a doctor saying positive to you.

00:58:58.260 That's what it would feel like to me, of a doctor telling you that you, you had AIDS.

00:59:01.580 You tested positive for HIV.

00:59:04.900 Not even AIDS, something even worse than that.

00:59:06.860 Like, just, you have six months to live.

00:59:09.220 We're sorry.

00:59:09.820 Six months.

00:59:10.960 The word taping of The Tonight Show, to me, is synonymous with the word inoperable.

00:59:16.320 Like, be hearing, it's inoperable.

00:59:18.420 Because if, I mean, can you imagine hearing that from somebody like, I want to go to a

00:59:22.300 taping of The Tonight Show tonight.

00:59:24.640 Why?

00:59:25.080 Why?

00:59:26.800 Why would you ever want to go see a thing that you can see on TV, and you can watch it on

00:59:34.920 TV, and shouldn't, but what in God's name?

00:59:37.660 You don't know who the guests are.

00:59:38.820 They're all like, who knows who it's going to be.

00:59:41.260 It's going to be exciting.

00:59:43.340 We're going to see Jimmy's going to come out.

00:59:45.080 Maybe he'll have a field piece where he goes to the Olive Garden with Post Malone.

00:59:49.420 I've never been to an Olive Garden, ever.

00:59:51.420 Oh, dude, we're here.

00:59:52.360 We're family.

00:59:53.240 Oh, yeah, we're here, we're family.

00:59:54.580 We're here, we're family.

00:59:55.880 Let's do this.

00:59:56.480 We're family.

00:59:56.880 Let's go.

00:59:57.460 Why are they going to the Olive Garden?

01:00:00.220 Who are we mocking?

01:00:01.860 The people that eat there?

01:00:03.340 The people that wear Jimmy's house, like, oh my God, have you ever been here?

01:00:06.700 It's the Olive Garden.

01:00:07.500 I'm on so much cocaine, I don't know where I am.

01:00:10.620 This is my first time here, I guess.

01:00:11.940 I'm on my first time here.

01:00:12.560 First time here.

01:00:13.260 Okay, welcome.

01:00:13.820 And they can sit in the Olive Garden where people have worked 16 hours to make a living

01:00:20.000 and they soak their feet every night because they swell because they're on them all day 0.99

01:00:24.420 and they're taking amphetamines to just keep doing it and keep fucking answering the questions 0.99

01:00:29.320 that fat tourists from Ohio have about penne ala vodka. 0.99

01:00:32.820 They have to do that and they're all drugged up and they can barely have a cigarette break 0.65

01:00:36.680 and when they do, they go outside and it's just a cacophony of New York City blaring horns

01:00:40.880 and ambulances and they go back into the Olive Garden and then they have to hear from their

01:00:44.760 manager that, well, you gotta look good today because Jimmy's coming in with Post Malone.

01:00:49.240 You can't snort the wine.

01:00:51.540 Maybe you can.

01:00:52.640 Can we snort the wine?

01:00:53.560 Oh, yeah!

01:00:55.040 Now, I'm sure that there are some people that enjoy this that work in the Olive Garden because

01:00:58.200 they're so broken.

01:00:59.820 They've been so destroyed in every possible way that some of them might get excited.

01:01:04.460 Maybe they're young kids.

01:01:05.380 But there's got to be a guy that considers having a Travis Bickle moment.

01:01:09.420 I'm trying you.

01:01:11.380 There's got to be a guy that thinks of throwing a tour of Italy on the table and then lunging

01:01:15.740 at Fallon. 1.00

01:01:16.540 There's got to be one of those chefs in the back that's had quite enough of this shit. 1.00

01:01:22.100 Someday I'll roll around and come and wash all the scum off the streets. 1.00

01:01:26.040 Suck on this. 1.00

01:01:27.480 Go home! 1.00

01:01:29.420 What is the bit that the Olive Garden's good?

01:01:32.520 It ain't.

01:01:33.340 That's the bit that rich people do. 1.00

01:01:34.940 Let's go eat this shit that regular people eat and pretend it's good. 1.00

01:01:38.800 Oh, it's kind of good. 1.00

01:01:39.780 No, it's not.

01:01:42.000 It's not good.

01:01:43.360 It's disgusting.

01:01:44.420 And everybody who eats there hates everything you believe in or say you believe in Jimmy 0.69

01:01:48.620 Fallon. 0.65

01:01:49.320 You know, it's a repulsive restaurant.

01:01:52.880 It is repulsive.

01:01:54.460 The Olive Garden is there's no quality about it.

01:01:57.720 In New York City.

01:01:59.440 You could get anything they serve.

01:02:02.400 They're better in a pizzeria and they go to the Olive Garden.

01:02:05.280 And I guess the joke is like, we're taking Cardi B to Red Lobster.

01:02:08.840 We're going to teach her how to use silverware. 0.99

01:02:10.460 I don't know what the joke is.

01:02:13.060 And she's like, what's shrimp's cocktail?

01:02:15.020 And you have to explain it.

01:02:16.540 What is the bit?

01:02:17.560 I'm lost on the bit.

01:02:22.240 Do you know what the Jimmy Fallon ride is at Universal?

01:02:27.540 They put you, it's a little boat that looks like a cocaine straw that they've sawed in

01:02:32.800 half and there's a tour guide who takes you through the boat and it's Jimmy's lawyer.

01:02:40.940 It's his fixer.

01:02:42.960 And he goes, now, remember, Jimmy, you can have fun, but don't bite anyone.

01:02:47.780 We don't want to have an incident like we did last time, you know?

01:02:50.600 New York City.

01:02:51.580 The best city in the world.

01:02:54.340 New York City has a bad crowd.

01:02:56.660 The best people.

01:02:57.840 The best crowd.

01:02:59.340 New York City.

01:03:00.260 The best crowd.

01:03:00.980 And you start, you know, you start trying to move around in the boat, but you realize

01:03:14.000 your leg has been chained to the desk and they're like, we're treating you like Jimmy.

01:03:17.880 We want to make sure he doesn't bite anyone's teeth.

01:03:21.600 I'm going to meet him one day and like so many other people in this town, I'm going to hope

01:03:26.340 he's never heard of me or anything I've done.

01:03:29.120 And I'm going to bump into him and I'm going to be like, oh, hey, man, how are you?

01:03:33.500 And he's going to be good.

01:03:34.300 You're a comedian.

01:03:35.220 And he's going to be like, what's your name?

01:03:36.360 And I'm going to be like, uh, you know, because I just hope nothing.

01:03:43.020 He's like, have you ever done the Tonight Show?

01:03:44.380 Have you ever tried to do the Tonight Show?

01:03:45.440 And I'm just going to look at him and be like, yeah, no, I should.

01:03:48.540 I'll send you tape.

01:03:51.300 Send you tape.

01:03:51.860 So many great answers.

01:03:55.880 So many.

01:03:57.020 I'll help other people with theirs.

01:03:58.940 You should stop drinking.

01:04:00.680 You should stop drinking or stuff like that.

01:04:02.160 But I can't, I don't have any New Year's resolutions.

01:04:04.040 Is that what you do, right?

01:04:04.680 You say like I'm going to go on a diet or something?

01:04:06.640 Maybe I'll gain five pounds.

01:04:08.400 I think I need to gain weight.

01:04:11.460 So many.

01:04:12.060 Tim Dillon, absolute perfect.

01:04:19.440 He's so smart and funny, but, but that actually, it was humorous, but that was black humor.

01:04:25.460 That was not, let me just get you laughing.

01:04:27.660 That was, let me tell you the truth about what passes for comedy in mass market corporate late night.

01:04:34.520 And I want to play for you a third and final time the propaganda song that Jimmy Fallon sung the other day, because I think you have to, if you're still with me, what do you think of that clip, Olivia, Mauricio, and Efron?

01:04:49.280 Did you think that was, that Tim Dillon takedown?

01:04:52.580 Did you think that was absolutely perfect?

01:04:56.260 Absolutely accurate?

01:04:57.540 The vapidity, the corporate homogeneity, and he's right.

01:05:05.260 You're in New York City, one of the greatest cities in the world, and this is what you go to.

01:05:08.680 And the Olive Garden, frankly, I don't even, I don't mind the Olive Garden.

01:05:13.440 I sort of, I don't mind it.

01:05:14.640 Maybe my taste is not as refined as it should be, but he's got a point.

01:05:18.220 You're in New York City, one of the most fabulous restaurant cities in the world, where you can get food for extremely cheap, extremely expensive, everything in between, but it's real.

01:05:26.560 And to go to the Olive Garden in New York City is like going to a Jimmy Fallon tape in New York City, but what are they doing there?

01:05:34.600 Are they, what are, what's the angle?

01:05:36.000 What's the comedy?

01:05:37.220 We've come down to your level, and ha ha, look at, like, what is the, what is that?

01:05:42.640 What is any of it?

01:05:43.880 What's the fake banter?

01:05:46.780 Let's watch that XBB video one last time.

01:05:50.780 There was Alpha, then Delta, then Omicron next, but this latest variant might be the best.

01:05:59.640 It's XBB.1.5.

01:06:03.220 Another friend of COVID-19 has arrived.

01:06:06.680 It's a new strain, but it isn't the same.

01:06:10.440 Sounds more like Elon Musk, his name.

01:06:13.520 It's XBB.1.5, not UB-40 who sings red, red wine.

01:06:21.080 Put on your mask when you're inside a facility.

01:06:24.520 It could be a robot from a Star Wars trilogy.

01:06:28.100 It's XBB.1.5, not OMG or MP3 or TCBY.

01:06:34.860 Or an eye chart made by a really high guy.

01:06:38.440 Sounds like the password of your parents' Wi-Fi.

01:06:41.680 It's XBB.1.5, XBB.1.5.

01:06:51.640 Imagine applauding that.

01:06:53.100 Did you hear those applause afterwards?

01:06:55.080 Imagine applauding that.

01:06:57.360 Imagine being a band, and they're a good band.

01:06:59.740 You don't get to be the band on that show unless you're talented, and you've got some soul.

01:07:04.820 Actually, that's a good band.

01:07:06.380 Imagine playing that.

01:07:08.900 But imagine being Jimmy Fallon and putting your heart into it, because you have no heart.

01:07:15.740 You are just an empty shell.

01:07:18.460 You will do whatever you are told. 0.99

01:07:21.760 And I think he is so gross. 0.96

01:07:24.380 I don't know who is worse, him or Stephen Colbert. 0.98

01:07:27.520 It's the vaccine.

01:07:28.820 Who paid for this?

01:07:33.020 Did Bill Gates pay for that?

01:07:34.400 Did the World Health Organization?

01:07:35.940 Did Anthony Fauci and the CDC?

01:07:37.280 Did Pfizer pay for it?

01:07:38.740 You know someone paid for it.

01:07:40.640 You know what you just saw there was not an authentic act of comedy, entertainment, music, performance.

01:07:47.320 There was nothing other than pure, gross information op.

01:07:57.600 I don't know the demographics of The Tonight Show.

01:08:01.700 One of the images that Tim Dillon had there was that they had their lowest ratings ever.

01:08:07.280 But it is nothing but serving the corporate propaganda.

01:08:12.460 Who's the next Hollywood celebrity who's having a movie come out?

01:08:15.520 Come on the show and we'll promote that.

01:08:17.080 It's a promotion machine.

01:08:19.160 And normally we don't really much mind.

01:08:20.500 The same way, if you're like me, you like watching movie trailers.

01:08:24.180 We know it's an ad.

01:08:26.140 Sometimes the trailer is enough.

01:08:28.380 Sometimes you don't actually need to see the movie.

01:08:30.040 The trailer has all the good parts.

01:08:31.740 I don't mind watching a movie trailer.

01:08:33.760 And when it's a Hollywood celebrity coming on to push a movie, I'm not offended by it.

01:08:38.820 It's pretty clear what that is.

01:08:41.300 But that XBB, I don't even know what to call that.

01:08:44.700 But boy, the energy.

01:08:45.680 Did you see when he went like that?

01:08:46.920 Like that's a sign for clap along.

01:08:49.960 Hello, studio audience.

01:08:52.380 And I bet some people clapped along.

01:08:55.500 Of course they did.

01:08:57.880 I wonder if that song's on Spotify.

01:09:00.120 I wonder if you can download it for $1.99.

01:09:04.200 It's so, so, so gross. 0.69

01:09:07.540 That's so gross. 0.77

01:09:11.400 Tim Dillon's the best, isn't he? 0.81

01:09:13.660 I think he came to Canada once.

01:09:15.080 I regret I wasn't there for that.

01:09:17.080 I don't think he's jabbed.

01:09:18.720 I'll have to check on that.

01:09:21.140 Anyways, it's 2-11.

01:09:23.580 Thanks for spending the last 71 minutes with me.

01:09:26.140 Special thanks to Olivia Mauricio and Efron for working the booth.

01:09:31.360 Thanks to our super chatters.

01:09:32.460 Thanks to you, our audience.

01:09:34.240 And it's one of my New Year's resolutions that I do more content in 2023.

01:09:40.560 At the beginning of the pandemic in 2020, I did a daily live stream, you might recall, five days a week.

01:09:48.020 And then things just got so busy, we moved on to, you know, unfortunately the business administration side of Rebel News took up so much of my time.

01:09:56.640 But I'd like to get back to more content.

01:10:02.280 In fact, I'm going to be joining our team in the field on a special mission next week.

01:10:08.900 I'll tell you more about that later.

01:10:10.800 And I think that's something I should do, too, to get out there and report.

01:10:14.880 I like doing it whenever I do it.

01:10:16.760 I don't do it that much lately, but I used to do it a fair bit.

01:10:19.560 But, you know, I certainly got a lot of pleasure by proxy having our team cover things around the world.

01:10:26.880 As you know, a few months ago, we had a team of journalists go to the World Health Summit in Berlin.

01:10:32.980 We had, you know, we sent people to Buenos Aires to cover a left-wing city's mayor's cadre.

01:10:46.160 What other things have we covered?

01:10:47.600 We've covered United Nations events.

01:10:50.040 We tried to cover the U.N. Global Warming Summit, but the laws of Egypt made me worry that the kind of journalism we were going to do would make us arrested.

01:11:00.740 And we consulted with lawyers in Cairo about that, and they basically told us that we faced arrest if we were going to do our rebel-style accountability journalism.

01:11:10.220 So we declined to go.

01:11:11.560 I didn't want our people arrested.

01:11:12.920 We sent someone to Moscow, as you know, and we took security precautions there, and we managed to get our guy in and out without being arrested.

01:11:20.260 So these are all wonderful journeys that Rebel News journalists have done, and I enjoyed watching them from here at our home base.

01:11:26.740 But I'm going to try going out into the world myself a bit because I like it and because I should leave my example and get back to content, too.

01:11:34.820 So that's the show for today.

01:11:38.300 I'll see you tonight at 8 p.m. for my Ezra LeVant show, as I often do.

01:11:43.440 Until next time, on behalf of all of us here at Rebel World Headquarters, to you at home, good night.

01:11:49.720 And keep fighting for freedom.

01:11:50.800 And keep fighting for freedom.

Rebel News Podcast - January 09, 2023

DAILY Roundup ｜ Trudeau booed, Bill Gates on future pandemic preparedness, Doctors proud of MAID

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