Rebel News Podcast - Miss Understood No. 0 — Not Us, We're A Couple Of Prudes

00:00:00.000 Hello and welcome to Misunderstood, a show for all you culturally and politically misunderstood

00:00:17.000 ladies and gents. We are your hosts. I'm Kat. And I'm Nat. And today we're going to be covering

00:00:22.560 an array of topics from celebrities to feminism all the way to everyone's favorite topic the last

00:00:28.640 20 years. COVID-19. Should we jump right into it then? Let's start with our culture shock. Oh yeah

00:00:37.120 let's do it. The hypocrisy of Leonardo DiCaprio being photographed on his massive multi-million

00:00:47.320 dollar yacht. Oh yeah. Being served drinks, laying out topless and meanwhile telling all of us plebs

00:00:55.760 that we should not be flying in airplanes. We should lock ourselves down in some sort of

00:01:02.160 lockdown nutshell. Yep. Bugs probably. But you want to hear the best part about this? The gas to fill

00:01:10.740 up his yacht costs 250,000 pounds. That's a lot of money. Do you have that much money?

00:01:18.940 I know I do not. No. You know who else has that much money? Like basically nobody. Yeah. So I

00:01:25.840 wonder how many people could go and fly across the country to see their families on that gas alone

00:01:32.780 that he's used to fill up his yacht one time. And it's funny because he's this like big UN climate

00:01:38.180 change rep. You know he just did that movie about climate change on Netflix. Like it's basically all he

00:01:44.320 preaches about all day long and yet he can't practice what he preaches. No. It would be. Oh

00:01:50.180 there he is. Oh. We're looking now at a photo. Is that a bear? It looks like a bear with alopecia.

00:01:58.260 Like obviously he's a very handsome man. I think all the alcohol has really made him swell. I know it

00:02:05.600 has for me. It's just like guy you know if you want to be a climate change guru then don't drive

00:02:15.640 around in a giant yacht. And like remember a couple years ago he was at some film festival

00:02:20.460 and there was the story that he had his private hair stylist flown out. Yeah. To do his hair. It's

00:02:26.320 like you're in like con or whatever. Yeah. You can find a decent guy to give you a trim. And by the way

00:02:32.760 your hair always looks ridiculous. Yeah. I mean. It's shaggy. It's gnarled. He's not known for his 0.99

00:02:37.440 hair. No. So what's the big deal? Well Titanic. Oh yeah. So cute. Those days are long gone. Yes they

00:02:42.400 are long gone. With that jawline is always also gone. Oh yeah. Oh. But you know it's not just him

00:02:49.560 though. No. Like celebrities and politicians in general are notorious for this. They are it's a

00:02:54.940 rules for the not for me scenario. It's been that way throughout the entire pandemic. I mean

00:02:59.140 with Kylie Jenner complaining about being locked in her like 10 million square foot 0.98

00:03:03.800 home. It's like excuse me I'm in a 500 square foot apartment. It's like ma'am you have an

00:03:07.820 atrium in your house. Yeah. Like sit down. You have a full gym with like a spa and a full

00:03:14.140 staff in your home. Yeah. Yeah. Calm down. Yeah. I live in a tiny square box. With another

00:03:19.640 human. Yeah. You know. Like anyway. So that's our culture shock moment y'all. I'm sure there'll

00:03:25.140 be plenty more where that came from. They're probably gonna be Leonardo DiCaprio

00:03:29.080 related. Yeah. And my advice to you Leo. Just don't get caught. Yeah. Do it. But don't

00:03:35.040 get caught. Yes. Wear a disguise. I swear one time I was walking down Yonge Street and I

00:03:40.620 saw Brad Pitt in a fake beard and a fake wig. And I was like oh my god that's Brad Pitt.

00:03:48.140 And then the man whom I was referring to looked at me and like turned around and walked away and I

00:03:53.640 was like that was Brad Pitt. That was it was really he was short. Did he look hot? No. But I was like

00:03:59.700 it's Brad Pitt. I could just tell from his like he had all this like ratty stuff on but then his like

00:04:04.620 teeth and face and I was like perfection. Wow. And I was like you're not a homeless person. No. You're

00:04:10.440 Brad Pitt. It was during the Toronto International Film Festival. Of course it was. It's Brad Pitt. It was cool.

00:04:14.800 We know you're here Brad. Like I see you. So Leo if you're gonna try that do a better job. Just call

00:04:20.100 Brad and ask him for advice. I mean. Although I guess it didn't work. It didn't work. I mean I'm

00:04:24.260 particularly like I can you know I can see things. She's all not just beauty guys. She's also great. Oh yeah. 1.00

00:04:32.200 Oh yeah. Okay let's move on to something a little bit similar but slightly nuanced. Best celeb looks

00:04:40.680 from 2021. Okay even before we start it's like there should have been no looks from 2021 because

00:04:47.700 we were all in lockdown wearing sweatpants and yet we have a full list of beautiful jeweled

00:04:56.040 encrusted gowns. Yeah. You take it away. No like even like you know the Met Gala that was I guess it

00:05:02.080 was postponed due to COVID and then they ended up having it again and you see all the servers wearing

00:05:06.560 masks while these celebrities come down this or I guess up the stairs and they're like bajillion

00:05:11.520 dollar gowns. I mean look at these. Like these are insanely expensive gowns. This is uh what's her

00:05:17.960 name? Zoe Kravitz. Zoe Kravitz. She looks good though. She looks beautiful. I notice a trend and it's

00:05:24.640 been happening for years now of like basically nudity. Yes. Just like veiled jewels. Yeah. And feathers.

00:05:30.720 It's gorgeous. Yeah. Obviously. Must hurt to sit down. There's Doolipa wearing this. It's like chain

00:05:35.760 mail. Yeah. It's like sexy chain mail. It's just like read the room guys. Yeah. You look great but.

00:05:43.440 Yeah they look beautiful and I mean we love fashion. I care about the designers. They come up with these

00:05:48.520 designs for these people exclusively for them. It's fun. And it's art. Yeah it is. Absolutely. But also like

00:05:54.560 time and place. Yes guys. Time and place you know. And also we were kind of chatting about this earlier

00:06:00.720 but what happens to these gowns? Yeah. What happens to them after they've worn them once? Yeah. I think

00:06:07.640 probably they're like quote donated. Not to us. Yeah. Like to whom? Yeah. I want one. And like

00:06:15.400 who's gonna wear a size double zero jewel encrusted nude bodysuit? And where? Like who are you donating

00:06:24.700 that to? A museum? Like look at that. Oh my god. Look at her. Because this is Kendall Jenner wearing

00:06:29.840 yet another like nude based. What do you even call it? It's like a gown but it's see-through. Yeah. I

00:06:36.500 don't know. Diamonds all over it. She's got great legs. Yeah. I think they're bought and paid for. 1.00

00:06:41.780 Yeah. Yeah. Like I don't think those are real. No. It's a fact that she has had multiple surgeries. Yeah.

00:06:49.480 Yeah. She looks great. She does. She looks better than the other ones. Yeah. It's because she hides the fact 0.66

00:06:53.840 that she's gotten surgery. Yeah. She does it like subtly. Yeah. So stunning and brave as you would

00:06:59.860 say. Oh and now men get to wear dresses at these things too. Is this Lil Nas? Oh is it? I think so.

00:07:05.080 Lil Satan? Yeah. Lil Nas X. I'm sorry. Oh gosh. And you know he's like he's owning it. He's like gay 1.00

00:07:12.460 or non-binary. I didn't know that. I'm pretty sure. You're probably right. Well he's wearing a dress. Yeah.

00:07:18.720 Well maybe he's just. You know what though? Who knows? Yeah. Like Harry Styles wears dresses

00:07:22.480 and allegedly he's straight. Yeah. And like masculine. Yeah. He's like a beacon of masculine.

00:07:28.860 Oh there he is. So how do you describe this outfit for people who can't see? It's kind of

00:07:34.720 like if like a Muppet threw up on an old Englishman. Yeah. On Mr. Dress Up. Yeah. He's wearing

00:07:41.140 a purple boa. Yeah. And a yellow checker blazer. Yeah. And he looks pretty cool. I'm not gonna

00:07:47.620 lie. I mean he's a good looking kid. Yeah. But I wouldn't date you. It's a bad outfit. No

00:07:51.740 it's a bad outfit. It's bad. Like he would look better in nude diamonds. I think he should

00:07:56.980 just sport the nude diamonds. Yeah he should. We should all really. I think we will next

00:08:00.960 episode if we don't get destroyed. No just kidding. Okay. But that kind of stems down into

00:08:07.180 what we you mentioned earlier. We've been at home in sweatpants. Yeah. And there is like

00:08:11.220 a stark contrast between us and them. And I don't know if their celebrities are doing that

00:08:15.780 on purpose. Oh it's all on purpose. You think so? They just want us to feel like

00:08:19.560 crap? I just it for me looking at celebrities especially this year during the pandemic they're 0.99

00:08:24.980 at the Met Gala wearing their jewels. Yeah. And we're at home in our like drab olive colored

00:08:29.560 sweatpants. Yeah. Many is still unemployed. Yeah. And it and it reminds me of like the Hunger

00:08:35.160 Games where it's like you have the capital with the fancy purple hair and all the elaborate

00:08:41.840 food and the and the parties and then you have the people in the districts who are wearing like

00:08:47.080 like carpenter outfits unisex drab colors and that's sort of how I feel about like modern street

00:08:55.540 style. Like you I I even get pulled into it where I'm like oh that's a cool look and then I'm like

00:08:59.480 wait a minute that's ugly. Yeah. Like that's straight up ugly but my mind has been conditioned to think

00:09:06.060 it's cool because it's all I see in stores and on blogs but it's like are we allowed to look nice?

00:09:12.040 No. Like or should we just look like we're living under a communist regime? That's where I think

00:09:17.080 they want us to feel comfortable in our gulag outfit. It's like uniformity. They want us all to look 0.82

00:09:22.880 comfortable but the same. But enslaved. Yeah exactly. And and I mean they're called the stars for a

00:09:29.620 reason right? They want us to look up to them like oh I wish I could be like that but I can't because

00:09:33.740 I'm stuck here in this dystopian hellhole. Breaking rocks in the slave labor camps. Yeah. It's just

00:09:40.340 like as soon as I figured that out I was like no I want to wear like nice fabrics and designs and

00:09:47.720 shapely things. Yeah. And puffy sleeves. I don't want to look like I'm in a in a camp. I think that's

00:09:54.960 completely justified. Other than when I'm camping. Yeah. I mean who camps? Oh I camp. Okay. Well moving on.

00:10:02.340 You're from the west coast. Like shouldn't you be an avid camper? I hike. You walk. I hike up

00:10:10.180 mountains. But you walk on a path right? No well in Ontario you cannot call it hiking here y'all.

00:10:15.880 Okay. Now I just run from communism every single day. It's coming to get me. It's a great motivator

00:10:23.360 folks. That reminds me though of that story where that like slender model. Yes. Said that she was 1.00

00:10:30.280 forced to wear a fat suit. Yeah. So that is this. There we have it. Yeah. Slender model claims she's 1.00

00:10:35.520 forced to wear a fat suit for plus size ads. So that really just further speaks to the fact

00:10:40.220 that Hollywood and media pretends to be body positive and yet they actually aren't. Yeah.

00:10:46.760 Because they want the person to have like a skinny neck and like cheekbones but then also just wear

00:10:52.880 like size 16 clothing. It's like that's not how the average woman is going to look. No. In those 0.96

00:10:58.760 clothes. Yeah. She's going to have a size 16 neck as well. I would know. Oh this is her. She is 1.00

00:11:07.000 beautiful. Yeah. She's very pretty. So they make her wear size XL to 5XL. Wow. Like she's tiny. Like

00:11:14.120 yeah. Like just get a plus size woman. I know. To model the clothes. And you don't need to get a 1.00

00:11:20.280 Lizzo size woman either. Like you can just get like your average woman to model these clothes. Yeah. 1.00

00:11:25.400 Like I don't understand. I feel like we go wait. Oh my gosh. That does not look. It doesn't look like a

00:11:30.500 human. Is that supposed to be plus size? Exactly. That's me after a big lunch. That's me on my period.

00:11:37.420 So bleh. It ain't nice folks. Oh. It's just. Yeah. You. I feel like we've gone so far where it's

00:11:46.140 like either models have to be like. Stick thin. Stick thin. Like bone racks. Or now they're going

00:11:51.280 to be like. Elephants. Ashley. What is it? Ashley Graham. Yes. Lizzo size. It's like most people fall

00:11:57.100 in the middle. Yes. Like almost everybody is not. Is neither of those. Most of us are just average.

00:12:02.760 Oh yeah. That looks really good right now. It's the juice. So we've been talking about

00:12:12.860 celebrities a lot. But apparently according to I think it's the New York Post. Celebrity

00:12:19.700 obsessed people are less intelligent. What does that say about us? And this is where we close

00:12:25.360 off the celebrity topics. Yes. We will be moving on folks. Yeah. I mean it's fun to talk about

00:12:31.260 pop culture. Like I'm not a celebrity obsessed person. No. It's just like when you go on

00:12:36.520 the internets. You read Twitter. You see these things pop up. And of course I am going to have

00:12:41.600 a reaction. Absolutely. So that's what we're talking about here. But like do I go home and

00:12:45.640 read about Kim Kardashian's latest like dimple surgeries? Like no. Maybe in secret but that's

00:12:53.220 all right. Yeah. No absolutely. I think too a lot of political commentators are paying more

00:12:58.900 attention to celebrities because they've started engaging in politics more. So yeah. That's

00:13:02.640 kind of what most of us are waiting to hear. I don't really care about who they're doing

00:13:07.180 what they're doing. Like to your point. It's just. So we are not celebrity obsessed despite

00:13:13.580 what the first however many minutes of this episode has stated. Okay. But you know they're

00:13:18.900 there. So we're going to talk about them. I wish that were there were some more like cool

00:13:22.860 conservative celebrities. Like who do we have? Like Matthew McConaughey. Chris Pratt.

00:13:29.240 Yeah. What's her name? Gina. Oh Carano. Carano. Oh yeah. Love her. So she was on The Mandalorian.

00:13:36.340 Yes. And she's like. Okay. And let me rant for a second. Yeah. I find that Hollywood always 0.77

00:13:41.280 casts like little skinny like 90 plus or like 90 pound women as these like action heroes. 1.00

00:13:47.920 And it's like no one's buying that. Like Chris Pratt is an action hero and he's like buff and strong.

00:13:54.180 And then like his counter star will be like this little frail. Frail girl. And it's like no one's 0.98

00:13:59.680 buying that you're kicking butt. But Gina Carano who's a UFC fighter. Yeah. She's built. Like she is 1.00

00:14:05.360 strong. I believe that she could punch someone's lights out. Yeah. And so she was a main character 0.99

00:14:10.520 in The Mandalorian. And they are in between seasons now. But she's been canceled. Like she's been

00:14:17.020 fired. They took all her pictures off of all the promotional material. And so now she's

00:14:22.080 working with Ben Shapiro and The Daily Wire. But it's just like so you had one cool badass

00:14:27.580 strong chick and you canceled her. Yep. So who are we supposed to look up to? Like I'm supposed

00:14:34.720 to believe Charlie Theron is like out there. Angelina Jolie. Yeah. Exactly. Like with their

00:14:41.000 little skinny arms. Yeah. Like. Well that's all we have to look up to. Unfortunately. I would love

00:14:46.700 to meet Gina Carano. She's so cool. Maybe one day she'll watch the show. Maybe one day. Oh my god.

00:14:50.520 Gina. Okay. So let's. So we're talking about women. Let's keep talking about women. 0.99

00:14:56.580 Whoa man. Feminism. Whoa man. So. There was a viral video of a bride cutting her hair between 1.00

00:15:04.820 the ceremony and the reception. This doesn't necessarily fall under the feminist category per 0.99

00:15:10.680 se. But it's a fun segue. It's a fun segue. She's so stunning and brave. Instead of a dress

00:15:16.260 change. Let's go. It's right. Let's go. Let's go. We chopped the bride's hair off. 0.99

00:15:24.440 Lee. What is this like creepy AI voice that they use for these? I know. It's not comforting.

00:15:30.500 It's very scary. It feels dystopian. Okay. Let's be honest. She like barely cut any off. It's

00:15:35.360 like oh my god you cut two inches off of your hair. It looks the same. It's super cute. Like

00:15:40.240 shave your head if you don't make a real splash. Shave your head and like dye your dress

00:15:47.240 blue. Yeah. She should have just gotten this haircut before. Relax ladies. Yeah. Before 1.00

00:15:53.320 the wedding. Yeah. I agree. Walk down the aisle with a fresh dew. I mean she has great hair 1.00

00:15:57.220 though. Oh she has beautiful hair. She's she's a bombshell. Yeah. She's a total total bombshell. 1.00

00:16:02.540 Yeah. She's working it. But still can you believe this got five million views? Like

00:16:07.900 why? It's not that interesting. No it's not. And yet here we are talking about it. It's

00:16:13.040 just mostly we're like why is this interesting to people? That's what I find fascinating. It's

00:16:19.260 truly fascinating. It's like that's that's interesting I guess. I grew up watching Seinfeld

00:16:24.540 which people would be like that's not interesting. It is. To show about nothing. I think it's quite

00:16:29.640 fascinating. It's more interesting than her haircut. I'm a lot more witty. Yes. Yes. Oh good.

00:16:38.760 Speaking of bombshells. Oh yes. So do you remember a couple years ago a movie came out

00:16:44.640 called Bombshell. Yeah. About the Megyn Kelly story at Fox News and Roger Ailes and

00:16:51.460 Charlize Theron was playing Megyn Kelly. Yes. And I liked the movie. Me too.

00:16:58.340 But I was listening to Ben Shapiro and he had an interview with Megyn Kelly and she

00:17:03.980 said they never reached out to her about that role. Do you think that they would

00:17:10.560 have done that had she worked for CNN at the time? If she were a lefty they would 1.00

00:17:17.600 have invited her to the Oscars, TIFF, the Met Gala. Her and Charlize Theron would

00:17:21.800 have gotten matching tattoos or something. Yeah. They would have like had like a photo op on

00:17:25.960 like Time Magazine of the two of them like taking down the man. Heck yeah. No there's

00:17:31.500 such a double standard when it comes to left and right wingers. Especially in the female 1.00

00:17:36.780 kind of realm. Yeah. Well look how Candace Owen is treated. Yeah. Like she's not only a female 1.00

00:17:41.100 she's African American and they are like she's a white supremacist. Like no. It's a great movie. 0.96

00:17:47.020 Megyn Kelly is an amazing woman and I think Charlize Theron did a really good job at portraying

00:17:53.560 her. I think so too. Which is why it's so shocking that she wasn't like she had never

00:17:57.960 interviewed Megyn Kelly. Yeah. That's disturbing. No it is really disturbing. Did she just sit

00:18:02.400 at home all day and like watch videos of Megyn Kelly? Yeah. When she could have picked up the

00:18:06.040 phone. Yeah. It's not like Megyn Kelly's dead. No I thought she was a method actor. Yeah. Maybe not.

00:18:10.840 Very strange. Very very strange. Would have been different if she was a lefty. Yes. I a thousand

00:18:16.640 percent. We agree. Yeah. All over it. We're done with that. Speaking of women who are not uh well 1.00

00:18:23.080 she's probably a lefty. J.K. Rowling. Oh for sure. That's we have to talk about J.K. Rowling if we're

00:18:28.140 talking feminism. Yeah that that lady faces backlash after tweeting support for transphobic 1.00

00:18:34.500 researcher. Um so I'm sure that the researcher's not transphobic without even looking at that

00:18:42.880 article. It's like probably someone who said like we were talking about earlier like oh

00:18:47.460 females deserve safe spaces like transphobe. Yeah. No for sure. I think that it's like shocking 0.56

00:18:55.340 that it's like she's it's controversial to say that a man is a man and a woman is a woman

00:19:01.920 and that's literally where she's coming from with a lot of her tweets and stuff and it's

00:19:05.840 it's shocking that they're trying to cancel this woman. Even the cast of like Harry Potter

00:19:09.960 is like pouncing on her. It's like she made you Emma. Like Emma. Emma Watson you like maybe

00:19:17.580 you you would have made it anyways. Depends if you believe in like determinism or free will.

00:19:22.180 We don't know. You can't answer that here today. But she made you who you are. They weren't

00:19:28.220 she wasn't uh JK Rowling wasn't invited to the anniversary special that they just released. 0.67

00:19:33.340 Because she's such a bigot. Yeah because she's but JK Rowling herself like tweeted she's like I 1.00

00:19:37.900 have tweeted in the past like trans lives matter. Yeah. But it's not enough as long as you if you step 1.00

00:19:44.420 out and this is not just about feminism but about leftism in general you can be in the club but if you 1.00

00:19:50.020 step one toe outside of that line that they've drawn which is getting ever smaller you're done and

00:19:55.620 you're you're left wing sorry you're a right wing extremist. Yeah. You're a transphobe. You're all

00:20:00.520 sorts of isms. And there's no room for discussion. No. Like once you once you make a mistake you are

00:20:05.660 canceled. Yeah. And there's no grace for that. No. I think that's really upsetting. And this has

00:20:11.220 happened to a lot of what I would like to call like real feminists. We talk about Megan Murphy. 1.00

00:20:16.480 She's one of those women who was canceled for a similar thing. You mentioned this to me yesterday.

00:20:21.820 Yeah. She tweeted. I'm pretty sure this is what she tweeted. She tweeted a man is never a woman.

00:20:28.780 Yeah. And she was taken off Twitter permanently. Canceled. She now lives in Mexico. She's Canadian 0.99

00:20:34.480 like a Canadian independent feminist journalist. And she's now living in Mexico doing her own thing. 1.00

00:20:40.860 It's like Canada just lost a pretty cool lady. Yeah. Because we're so intolerant. And someone who is

00:20:46.000 actually advocating for women. Yeah. Like I don't why are we trying to get rid of these women who are for 1.00

00:20:51.120 us. Like it's just it's so confusing. It's like we said before. Like we are literally erasing women 1.00

00:20:57.620 while carrying a banner that says go women. Yeah. Feminism. Yeah. Yeah. Here's Megan Murphy. 1.00

00:21:05.080 I watched her recently on the Joe Rogan experience. And most of what I know of the world comes from

00:21:11.500 Seinfeld Simpsons or Joe Rogan. Well that'll shape a world view. Yes it will. Obviously a bigoted one.

00:21:18.880 Uh oh. But you know that um the Emmys I didn't even notice that they happened but apparently they

00:21:26.740 did. I don't get why there are award shows for anything because all the content out right now

00:21:30.820 is kind of crappy. It's all crappy and it's just a bunch of leftist Hollywood elites being like oh

00:21:35.680 we're so amazing. Yeah. Also why do rich people need awards? Like you're super rich. Like why do we 0.93

00:21:41.720 need to give you more? Because they need places to wear their fancy naked jewel gowns. My bad. 1.00

00:21:47.160 Obviously. And to show off their tummy tucks and their facelifts. Um but uh um biological male a 1.00

00:21:55.880 trans woman just won best actress or best female actor however they I love how they're like we're

00:22:01.960 not using the word actress anymore it's sexist and then they're like but they're still female and 1.00

00:22:06.180 male categories and a man won for the female category. Yeah. Like a biological male. So this

00:22:11.980 was the Golden Globes. New best actress in a TV drama is actually a biological man. Can a woman win 1.00

00:22:17.980 an award that's designed for women maybe? I used to be an actor okay and the roles for women really. 0.97

00:22:23.680 Oh yeah. We're so successful obviously. But like the roles for women suck. Yeah. They actually do. Bank, 1.00

00:22:32.140 teller, mom, whore. Yeah. Like and it's always been difficult. Like I studied theater and then I did a 1.00

00:22:38.420 bit of film and like the fact that now this biological male gets to swoop in and steal more roles from us 0.96

00:22:45.000 is like so progressive it's regressive. Yeah. Like it's so backwards. Yeah. It's just like when um Caitlyn

00:22:51.820 Jenner won woman of the year. Yes. Her first woman after transitioning from Bruce. It's like at least 0.64

00:22:58.340 give her 10 years of being a woman. Yeah. Like let her. Not five seconds. Yeah. Like she's like okay I'm

00:23:03.340 a woman now and you win woman of the year. It's like some women have been women all year. Yeah. Where's 1.00

00:23:09.360 our magazine cover? We've been women for 16 years. That's really what this is about. Yeah. For 16 years. 0.97

00:23:17.280 Just caught that. That's funny. Okay. So this is Michaela J. Is this her? Yeah. Okay. Hey I just want to say

00:23:26.000 I'm still on cloud nine. Should I say it as a man? I will say this though. To the people who don't see me as

00:23:32.860 female or worthy of this award. I don't care. I will still move. That sounds like a female take. I will still move 0.97

00:23:39.440 how I always have and that's through love. Okay. I don't believe that. Okay. You just said you don't care but then. Yeah.

00:23:45.080 The creator themselves put me here and for that I will continue. Like the creator as in God. You

00:23:50.440 should capitalize the C then. Yeah. Or she's talking about the director. Well it's unclear. It's unclear. Yes.

00:23:57.140 And I don't know. It's a tough one because you're an actor so do I think that like a straight actor

00:24:05.820 should be allowed to win awards for gay roles? Yeah. A hundred percent. Some people think only

00:24:11.300 homosexuals should do roles that are for homo like that are what am I saying? Like only a 1.00

00:24:19.340 homosexual actor should play a homosexual. Exactly. Okay. But what about the fact that Eddie 0.98

00:24:23.720 Redmayne got a lot of flack for playing that role in the Danish girl where he was transgender? Everyone

00:24:28.820 was like a transgender could have played this and it's like okay sure but now it's kind of flipped on 0.98

00:24:34.900 itself. Then it's not acting. Yeah exactly. Do I need to be a medieval wench to play one? No. No. 0.97

00:24:41.260 And I have. I have played a medieval wench. Haven't we? Oh. Witch number three. No I'm just kidding.

00:24:48.940 But yeah like I'm trying to work out how this works. So she is a biological male. Was the role

00:24:54.420 she was playing of a female character? I think so. Or was it a trans character? And it doesn't 0.99

00:25:00.800 it doesn't matter. It shouldn't matter. The point is is like there may maybe there should be a category

00:25:05.520 for like best trans actor. No that's a good point. I mean maybe we do need to open up a space for this 0.53

00:25:12.680 kind of thing. But then again not that many people in the world are transgender. Well then they'll 1.00

00:25:18.220 always win. There you go. You have a better chance. Well this is a great idea. Or they should just remove

00:25:23.680 the gendered categories completely. Yeah. And have like three awards for like gold, platinum, silver.

00:25:31.200 Yeah. A best actor. And then who cares what gender they are. Yeah. They should have the worst category. 1.00

00:25:38.260 I think we would get that. Witch number three. Yeah. To get my whole. Showing your shoes governor.

00:25:45.020 All right. Well the Oscars will be calling us later. Okay. So that's kind of a sad story that we

00:25:52.160 just kind of touched on. I mean yeah. It's a little bit of erasure of women. Yeah. Yeah. But you know. 0.98

00:25:56.720 Women don't always erase themselves. Sometimes they put it all out there. Is that correct? Yes. Do 1.00

00:26:02.180 they do that? Yeah. Not us. We're a couple of prudes. But you know there are a couple times where

00:26:09.140 celebrities bared it all on Instagram. Oh 70 plus times. Oh my god. Just a few. Just a few. Sometimes.

00:26:17.660 Let's show you guys some of these. I don't know who any of these people are. I don't know who that is.

00:26:22.640 So for people listening we're looking at a bare butt. It's a big booty. Is it real? What is happening 0.98

00:26:27.880 right now? This is just pornography. Yeah. Am I such a prude? No. Oh of course Lizzo has to. Yeah. Lizzo.

00:26:34.780 Lizzo's bearing a lot. Instead of taking photos Lizzo why don't you just work out? Get in the water and

00:26:40.440 swim. Oh Britney Spears. Yeah. Okay Britney Spears looks amazing. She's jacked. But still. I still think it's like

00:26:46.220 you're a mother. Yeah. Take the photo. Keep it in your album you know. Like you look great. When you don't look so good

00:26:51.820 you're going to want to look at that and be like wow. I look amazing. I'm hot. Yeah. Do you need to

00:26:55.480 put it on Instagram? Not Lizzo though. No. Not Lizzo. No. Maybe just for like the fores and afters. Okay.

00:27:00.540 There's some more. But here's the thing. Like does like does this need to be on the global stage? And

00:27:05.080 if so why and how is that empowering for women? Like I don't understand. Like do you think men are

00:27:10.740 looking at this? Oh there's a guy. All right. I guess it's but it's not an equal playing field. So here's what I was my

00:27:17.180 first thought when looking at that attractive topless man. I was like well you know what?

00:27:21.900 Let him. Yeah. I'm enjoying it. But that's what men are saying about Kendall Jenner's butt. 1.00

00:27:26.720 That's what I mean. How exactly. Like how is it. Am I empowering that guy by going oh nice abs. Yeah. 0.99

00:27:32.740 Like. Yeah. Like slapping his bum. Like is that empowering? Because I don't think it is. I think

00:27:40.000 I'm objectifying him. Yeah. And if a man's looking at this image of a naked woman like feminism has 1.00

00:27:46.920 failed. Because men are like oh please don't take off your clothes beautiful woman. Like then it just 0.96

00:27:52.220 doesn't make sense. Yeah. Like I've heard that theory that like feminist men and it's not just a 1.00

00:27:59.840 theory. I feel like I've experienced it too. Feminist men will encourage women to be more provocative. 1.00

00:28:05.360 And it's like you. It's your right. Like we're here for you. It's a safe space. Like take off your

00:28:10.280 top. It's like take it off. Yeah. I once when I was in college it was comedy school. So you know

00:28:18.260 like an interesting crowd. Oh for sure. But someone one of my classmates asked me if I was a feminist. 1.00

00:28:25.000 And I was like no I don't consider myself a feminist in this modern definition. And he was like what?

00:28:31.380 What's wrong with you? You're putting your sex back. And I was like I'm sorry sir. Like 1.00

00:28:36.860 like oh okay I'll do what you say mister. Like I guess I am because you said so. Like don't tell

00:28:45.300 me what to do. That's so funny. Like am I a feminist then? Because I'm like screw you dude. Like I'm not

00:28:50.360 going to listen to you. Yeah it's almost as if feminism now serves men. Huh. Well that's exactly what 1.00

00:28:57.340 we're seeing with the erasure of women and men going into women's prisons and men women men winning 0.94

00:29:03.460 women's awards. Like sports. Yeah like guess what? You guys are stronger and faster than us. Yeah. 1.00

00:29:09.240 Now you're just going to erase all of our accomplishments. Not ours because you know. Well

00:29:13.460 maybe. We'll see. I did play house league girls hockey so. Oh there we go. An actor and an athlete.

00:29:22.340 What can't you do? Exactly. Okay. So this one is kind of switching gears a little bit here. But

00:29:31.200 this one's really sad. And it does speak to the state of the world and how feminism and sex

00:29:36.840 positivity has kind of ruined Gen Z. So Gen Z is now declaring that holding hands is more intimate

00:29:45.580 intimate than sex. At first I was confused by this. And we had to talk about it yesterday. But it's

00:29:51.660 it basically boils down to like they're having so much sex without intimacy that they're like 0.74

00:29:59.320 eh it's just sex. Yeah I slept with him. Yeah I slept with her. But holding hands oh no. Yeah. No no I'm 0.95

00:30:05.160 only gonna do that with like that's so weird. So awkward. Like I'm only gonna do that with someone

00:30:08.960 super special. It's like guys. Like that's so. Like it's more daring and illicit than taking all our

00:30:14.860 clothes off after having just exchanged numbers. Like I don't know about y'all but like for me

00:30:19.360 stripping down naked is a bit of a vulnerable thing. A little bit. And also I can hold hands with

00:30:24.340 literally anyone at any time. Like hold my hand. You know. Like it's like oh it's too intimate.

00:30:29.540 I don't like holding hands. My sister's always trying to hold my hand. She has these like little tiny

00:30:33.940 little baby hands. And she's like 25. But she just happens to have these like little hands. And she's like

00:30:37.980 hold my hand. And I'm like no. No thank you. It makes me feel weird. We all have our boundaries.

00:30:42.260 Yes. That's fine. Like I'll hug. You know. Yeah well that's intimate as well. Yeah yeah. But

00:30:47.080 but that's just like a me thing. I'm also not comparing it to sex. No absolutely. Yeah. And

00:30:52.940 the article goes on to say that literally these people have held fewer hands than they've had

00:30:59.360 sexual partners. That's messed up. Like that's so scary. Is that including kindergarten? Like exactly.

00:31:03.260 Like what the heck. Like that is so depressing. And I think it just speaks to the fact

00:31:07.940 that this whole sex positive movement has really stifled us as as women and as I guess

00:31:14.580 a whole generation. We'll see how this affects them in their relationships when they grow up.

00:31:18.560 It reminds me of like girls who are on OnlyFans. Yeah. And and how that's like I got an ad for

00:31:25.480 OnlyFans. I was scrolling Reddit just like reading random you know subreddits. Yeah. And

00:31:30.360 there's a little ad and it didn't have any provocative pictures on it. It had a picture of ramen

00:31:34.240 noodles. And it was like upgrade your meals. Start making money on OnlyFans today. And I was like

00:31:40.020 whoa. That's an ad for prostitution. Right. I don't. Yeah. Like oh they'll say oh no you can do like 0.81

00:31:49.880 guitar lessons on OnlyFans. Like sure. Which of you men are watching guitar lessons on OnlyFans?

00:31:55.880 Only the ones that are naked. It's like and so a woman or a young girl will see that think it's okay 0.87

00:32:02.580 because it's being advertised to her on like a base like a pretty legitimate source like Reddit

00:32:07.680 and she'll expose herself and she can never take that back. No. Like once their photos are out there

00:32:16.220 people will download them share them. It's like yeah you can't take that back. You did it for the

00:32:22.980 money. The money's probably spent. Was it worth it? Was it worth it? Well and it's the same with

00:32:27.740 just going on these sexual exploits anyway. Like having all of these partners and stuff. And I

00:32:32.000 understand like people are at a different place in their lives and stuff. But like you can't take

00:32:36.580 that back. So like is it worth it to have these meaningless encounters with men? Like I don't I don't

00:32:43.260 know. I mean I've been watching Sex and the City. Oh yeah. Me too. Samantha is an interesting

00:32:48.360 character because I would agree with you. I'm like I wish I could take back any sexual partner

00:32:54.860 I have had that I'm not going to end up married to. Like I wish I could just erase it all. Yeah.

00:32:59.720 You can't. Whatever. But like Samantha from Sex and the City basically Samantha's just like no I

00:33:04.900 love sex. I want more of it all the time. I don't care. And it's like I don't know any women like 1.00

00:33:10.140 that. Yeah. And then she ends up alone. Yeah. You know. And now the actor won't be on Sex and

00:33:14.840 like the reboot. Yeah. Because she's like I'm in my 60s. Yeah. I don't want to play a

00:33:18.820 whore on TV. Like I'm tired. Yeah. I'm tired. I just want to sit at home with my glass of 0.99

00:33:22.900 wine. Yeah. She's probably like happy wearing her glasses. Yeah. Nice like what are those

00:33:28.620 remember those socks? Ripping out her gray hairs. Oh gosh. Yeah. Not that I would ever have

00:33:34.840 to do that. No. But yeah she's probably at home like enjoying her life. 60s or however old

00:33:40.340 she is. Maybe she's not 60. She doesn't really look 60. But I hope she's not listening. Oh

00:33:44.300 my gosh. Sorry Kim. We're offending her. Kim Cattrall. Yeah. Sorry girl. She's Canadian 1.00

00:33:47.620 too right? Yeah. I guess so. She's great. Yeah. She's great. She's the best character. But

00:33:51.620 I've never met a real life Samantha. Have you? No. Actually. Yes I have. Oh. That's a lie. And

00:33:57.560 she kind of looks like her but she's very unhappy. Really? Yeah. She's in my prayers. Okay.

00:34:02.680 Because I know girls who acted that way but then secretly they're like oh my god you didn't call

00:34:07.360 me back. And I'm like so you do care. That's a good point. You do care. That's a good point.

00:34:11.660 Like you every girl's like oh I don't care like I slept with them. But then when you eventually 1.00

00:34:16.220 don't date they're like. Yeah. I think like when you're intimate with someone you have that

00:34:21.500 spiritual attachment forever. Whether you know it or not it'll come up in some point. And

00:34:26.660 maybe it's different for different people. For sure. Obviously but I just think the culture

00:34:30.480 of like pushing over sexualization on children. Yeah. Maybe not great. No. And just normalizing

00:34:37.220 you know one night stands and like gender fluidity. It's like something should be sacred. Yeah. I

00:34:45.920 sound like such a prude. I know that. You sound like a mom. I know. I'm such a I'm such an old

00:34:51.100 lady. You're such a bigot. So Gen Z pray for them. Oh my gosh. Yes. Seriously. Not only are they 0.99

00:35:01.600 being screwed by the school system with COVID-19. Screwed by each other. They're being screwed by

00:35:07.640 each other. Ayo. Ayo. So that brings us to COVID-19. Oh yay. Everyone's favorite topic. Yeah. It's not 0.99

00:35:17.600 at all tired. Oh my gosh. No I love talking about COVID. I mean I say that and I roll my eyes but

00:35:24.060 yeah it's important to talk about because it's like not going away. Yeah. And I think some people

00:35:29.560 still haven't hopped on the train. You know like they're not on our page. There's a lot

00:35:34.040 of people. They need to get on our page. Exactly. So I think it's important to keep talking about

00:35:37.980 it. Keep the narrative alive so that people will be like hey maybe something is wrong. Yeah. I think

00:35:43.560 it'll take like 30 years. 30 plus. Before most like the majority of people are like yeah we done

00:35:50.480 messed up. We done wrong. Yeah. But now I see people all the time mostly on Twitter but they're

00:35:58.220 like yes it's a pandemic of the unvaccinated and every time I see a maskless person in a

00:36:03.620 store I know they're the reason we're still in this. And it's like my opinion as a non-medical

00:36:10.260 expert is like no. No. I'm not the reason. It's the media. It's the politicians perpetuating

00:36:17.180 this flu like sickness that is really not killing that many people anymore. No. Certainly

00:36:25.620 not healthy ones. Not children. Not children. So what are we doing? I don't know. What are

00:36:32.420 we doing? So let's what do we want to talk about COVID wise? Well apparently this weekend

00:36:37.040 this past weekend there in Toronto there was an ambulance shortage. People are blaming Doug

00:36:42.980 for it but actually if you scroll through and read the article it's on BlogTO there's

00:36:47.060 like a circle of blame happening. So the vaccinated are blaming the unvaccinated who are filling

00:36:53.040 the hospitals and then it's like this endless cycle. People are blaming the fact that paramedics

00:36:58.440 vaccine mandates paramedics may have been terminated because of these mandates. So there's a lot

00:37:03.800 of blame not a lot of accountability. Not a lot of love. Yeah. Not a lot of people going to

00:37:09.440 the hospital for what they need and they're like elective surgeries. Yeah. None of that. We're just

00:37:14.500 going to blame and shame. Just blame everyone. But okay. So to your point about the media. The media

00:37:21.100 is covering Omicron. They're like rapidly spreading. These are the cases. These are the numbers. People

00:37:25.720 are going to get afraid. They're going to be react like a hypochondriac and they're going to call

00:37:30.480 911 unnecessarily. Yeah. You know there's so many things that could be contributing to this. Like you said

00:37:36.020 vaccine mandates for paramedics. Is it actually unvaccinated sick people filling the ICU or is it

00:37:43.380 just hypochondriac? Yeah. Yeah. You know it's hard. It's hard to know. Oh here's an interesting. So

00:37:49.280 we're looking at a tweet right now from Roman Baber. He is like highlighting this paramedic.

00:37:56.160 Her name is Scarlett Martin and she was an exemplary paramedic for 23 years and was fired for not

00:38:02.300 vaccinating. This is like a beautiful woman who likes helping people who's good at it.

00:38:10.160 Yeah. She's now been fired because of a vaccine mandate and now you know whether it's causation 0.93

00:38:16.080 or correlation we have people who are not able to get to the hospital when they need to. So it's like

00:38:21.600 I don't know if that's the cause but it doesn't look good. It's alarming. Yeah. Like what if you

00:38:27.680 call 9-1-1 and there's nobody there to pick you up? That's terrifying. Like that's truly horrific.

00:38:33.540 Yeah. And we live in like a metropolitan city in a free democratic country. Allegedly. Yes. Allegedly.

00:38:41.220 Yeah. It's called democracy. Okay. So this article where is this from?

00:38:48.140 True North. True North. Our friends over at True North. So zero ambulances. Unvaccinated Toronto

00:38:52.960 paramedic warns of staffing shortage. Oh this is in November. Oh wow. Of 2021. Yeah. So this happened

00:38:59.620 a couple months ago. I mean it seems like so long ago but it's only January. Yeah. But yeah it's not

00:39:04.240 like we're shocked by this. And isn't outside of COVID like ambulance shortage is a thing? Yes. I

00:39:10.340 didn't know that. Yeah. Similar with with nurses right? Right. Like it's just it's always been a crisis

00:39:15.080 and I think this has just made COVID just exploded the problem. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. That's good stuff. Yeah.

00:39:21.500 Well life's great. Well I don't know what the solution is there. Usually I like to come

00:39:26.060 with a solution but I don't have one. We're just going to talk about it. Just don't need

00:39:29.380 an ambulance is the solution. No. I'm just kidding. There's this bad COVID take. There's

00:39:37.460 a few. There's been a few. I don't know who this lady is. Who's this lady? She said we should

00:39:43.620 dance on the graves of the unvaccinated. So this is in the LA Times. Like that's like isn't

00:39:48.700 that a pretty decent size media outlet? I think so. Okay. So mocking anti-vaxxers

00:39:54.780 COVID deaths is ghoulish. Yes. But it may be necessary. Is it necessary? Because I don't

00:40:01.500 think that's going to make like I think she thinks that we will get vaccinated if they 0.97

00:40:06.500 make fun of the deaths of unvaccinated COVID patients. That's not how I feel. No. Like

00:40:13.520 if you're just you are a ghoul. You're being a ghoul. That's not going to make me come to 0.98

00:40:17.860 your side. Like where is the flipping humanity? Yeah. Where is the humanity? And let's also

00:40:23.300 talk about the fact you ghoul. You can still die from COVID if you're vaccinated. So where's

00:40:32.500 the science there, Linda? No. And I would never ever wish anyone. Yeah. I would never celebrate

00:40:41.620 the death of a vaccinated person with COVID. Like literally would celebrate the death of no one.

00:40:46.440 Yeah. But it seems like it comes this way. It's like no. And I've seen it was a what's his name?

00:40:53.660 Scott. The guy who the Dilbert guy. What's his name? Oh, I don't know. Anyways, I follow him on

00:40:59.420 Twitter and he was saying he was like, are people so in their own like side that they're actually

00:41:08.740 wishing vaccinated people die? And we're like, no, my mom's vaccinated. Do you think I'm wishing

00:41:15.380 that she dies? Just to prove my point. Absolutely not. I hope everyone who's vaccinated has no 0.98

00:41:21.260 reactions. Me too. And doesn't get COVID and doesn't die of COVID. I just don't want to be

00:41:25.400 vaccinated. Yeah. Those things can are not like they're mutually exclusive. They don't have to

00:41:30.480 interact with each other. I just don't want to get vaccinated. Doesn't I don't wish any ill on anyone

00:41:35.780 who's vaccinated, but it seems like, yeah, they comes this way. And that frankly makes me not want

00:41:42.100 to get vaccinated even more. Oh, yeah. Like, to be honest, because I'm a bit like, nah. Yeah. Who was

00:41:47.340 the the politician? Macron, the French president who was like, we're going to make it. What did he say?

00:41:52.620 We're going to make it very difficult. We're going to be unvaccinated. Yeah. It's like,

00:41:56.600 and again, that only makes me want to not get vaccinated. Like before I was like, maybe it's

00:42:02.360 like, no, no, you're now you're being a bully and it makes me question everything. And I'm not

00:42:06.920 going to do it out of spite now. So see you in camp. Yes. I will be busting rocks in the gulag.

00:42:12.580 Perfect. Oh, but this is fun and also very relevant. So Trudeau says there are enough vaccines

00:42:18.420 for all Canadians to get their fourth dose. I guess we're behind four doses now. Oh my gosh.

00:42:23.120 Should we get them all at the same time? I was thinking about it. But like, he really

00:42:26.940 planned ahead for this one. He doesn't seem like the type to plan ahead.

00:42:33.400 So it looks like we're not going to be out of this vaccine cycle anytime soon. No. Because

00:42:38.500 he's, isn't he building a Moderna factory? Oh, I'm sure. And I'm sure. Maybe he'll move in.

00:42:44.520 I really wish I knew the answer to this. I'm thinking Moderna is not, doesn't only make

00:42:49.980 mRNA vaccines. No, they don't. They probably make other. I don't think they've ever made

00:42:52.780 a vaccine ever before. Sure. So maybe the factory will make other stuff that people need. I don't

00:43:00.040 know. Sure. Let's assume. And it's also like, it's jobs. He's bringing jobs. That's cool. But

00:43:05.520 it seems like we're on this like never ending treadmill and like, how many doses is it going

00:43:11.820 to be? Like 50. Doesn't it? And like, there's now a study that came out of Europe that said,

00:43:17.600 oh, um, well, it didn't say, oh, I'm saying, oh, but it said, uh, scientists are warning that

00:43:24.380 boosters can lower your immunity to a COVID and other diseases and viruses. So you might actually

00:43:32.960 be reducing your body's ability to fight off all infections by continuously getting boosted.

00:43:40.140 So that's coming out in Europe. And it's like, our prime minister's like, I can't hear you.

00:43:45.120 We're just going to keep boosting. And like, I was driving on the highway today and there's

00:43:49.500 this, I'm sure you've seen them. There's so many ads, digital ads, get boosted. Like maybe

00:43:55.480 we should talk about this because there's evidence coming out now that's saying, maybe you shouldn't.

00:44:01.920 Well, also, why would I get boosted if I know that it doesn't stop the spread of COVID?

00:44:06.920 Or if I've already had COVID. Exactly. Like there's just no room for open discussion here.

00:44:11.760 And I think that's been the biggest problem, obviously, for the last, how many years are

00:44:16.060 we at? 17? Oh my God. Yeah. 17, 18. Of age 10 years during this pandemic. Yeah. I got a wrinkle.

00:44:21.420 Just one though. 16. So you look amazing. Thanks so much. Um, and then, okay. So more

00:44:28.920 backs. I hate talking about the vaccine, but it's like the only thing to talk about. I feel like,

00:44:33.700 you know, yeah, because it's their, it's their shackle on us. How many times a day do you hear

00:44:39.300 the word vaccine? Oh my gosh. We should drink every time we hear it. Water would be like wasted. So

00:44:45.600 hydrated. Wasted on water. Yeah. Um, but like, so Dr. Moore, Dr. Kieran Moore, I guess he's our chief

00:44:52.060 public health Ontario guy. I don't know. I feel like there's too many names to keep up with, but so

00:44:58.640 recently Quebec announced that they were going to potentially be taxing the unvaccinated and, uh,

00:45:04.380 Dr. Kieran Moore said, no, no, no, Ontario's not going to be doing that. Oh, he's our top doctor. Oh,

00:45:10.120 whatever that means. Yeah. Like who decides that? I don't know. He must have been appointed. Like he's

00:45:15.400 the trending doctor. He's like just who's trendy. He doesn't look like very trendy though. No. He

00:45:21.560 could use a little zhuzh. He reminds me of like a hamster. Aw. Like a little cute, like evil hamster. Yeah. 0.99

00:45:27.640 That's cute. I don't. So do you believe that he's actually going to stick with this? No. I'm so

00:45:35.020 bitter at this point. Like six months ago, I would have been like, oh, yay. They said they're not going

00:45:39.620 to do that. But they also said that they're not going to do vaccine passports. Um, and Trudeau has a

00:45:46.320 clip from like a year ago. It was on Skype or something. And he's like, we are not a country that

00:45:52.200 would make vaccines mandatory. And it's like, we have walked so close to that line now. I truly

00:45:58.100 don't believe anything that these people say. And Doug Ford, I think we talked about it earlier

00:46:03.140 today. Doug Ford, um, said the same thing, like Ontario, we're not going to do that. And

00:46:09.640 it's like, okay, well there's an election coming up. Yeah. He's just playing the game. Yeah.

00:46:14.380 They're all just playing the game. Yeah. And I mean, it's politics. That's why it's like,

00:46:17.940 that's why they call it politics. It's like, it's a game. Yeah. So it's, it's one of those

00:46:23.540 things where the people who are, who want to be politicians are the people who really shouldn't

00:46:28.740 be politicians. Like I wish Jordan Peterson was a politician, but he would never want to

00:46:34.060 because he has a soul. Yeah, no, absolutely. I think it's a very, it's a very like unfortunate

00:46:39.700 truths. Yeah. Human nature. You have to do it, but you want someone who's like, no, I don't want to

00:46:45.800 be a leader. And we're like, you're the leader. Yeah. But then, you know, that quote, absolute

00:46:50.320 power corrupts. Absolutely. So like, let's, let's say Peterson was the prime minister of Canada. Do

00:46:57.440 you think he would be corrupted too? It's really hard to say. I mean, I, you got to wonder who's

00:47:03.140 really in charge in this country. Like, is it prime minister Trudeau or is there somebody,

00:47:07.740 you know, I think it's Sophie. It's Sophie Trudeau. You know, I'd love to have her on this show.

00:47:12.080 I actually think if I could talk to anyone in Canada, it would be her. I'd be like,

00:47:16.840 so what's the tea? Yeah. Like, do you love your husband? Yeah. Does he like sleep with his eyes

00:47:22.480 open? He seems like the type. Oh, good. So speaking of famous people like the Trudeaus,

00:47:32.200 maybe we should talk about our little conspiracy theory for the day. We'll end,

00:47:36.580 blend the episode with a tinfoil hat moment. I wish I made us actual tinfoil hats next to orders.

00:47:42.060 We should actually have them. Let's just put them on right now. Okay. There we go.

00:47:45.700 Tinfoil hat. Okay. Are you buzzed in? Yeah. Um, so they can no longer hear our thoughts. Uh,

00:47:51.780 so the tinfoil hat theory is that celebrities are not vaccinated. Neither are politicians. Yeah.

00:47:59.900 That's what I think. And if they took a video of them getting vaccinated, it was probably saline.

00:48:05.480 Because why would they? Why would they? Why would they? They have all the money and the resources to

00:48:09.620 fight the infection if they get it, which probably will. They all fly private, so they don't need to

00:48:14.460 deal with any jurisdictions. They're not going to malls. They're not going to airports. They're

00:48:18.540 not going to elementary schools. And also, why would they take an experimental vaccine where they

00:48:23.820 have no idea about the long-term effects? Exactly. And they're all healthy and young and gorgeous.

00:48:27.900 Oh, look at that. This is Boris. That's gorgeous. It's unfortunate imagery because we're looking at

00:48:32.800 Boris Johnson right now. You're an interesting type. Yeah. I mean, I do. I do. Oh, there's Biden.

00:48:39.660 Biden getting his jab. I wonder which booster this one is. The saline booster. You know,

00:48:45.240 he probably should. He doesn't leave the White House, though. He is just, he's just a walking

00:48:51.180 pin cushion with pharmaceuticals at this point and like Botox and facelifts. Have you seen his face

00:48:56.760 just like three years ago? He looks like this and now he's like. I wonder if him and Nancy Pelosi

00:49:01.740 go to the same guy. No, his is much better. Yeah, his is a lot better than hers. Hers is like,

00:49:07.880 it's scarier than COVID restrictions. Okay, so Jennifer Aniston says anti-vaxxers are no longer in her 0.97

00:49:15.040 weekly routine. So what is it? A skin care thing? She no longer uses the blood of anti-vaxxers. 0.98

00:49:21.360 But do we believe she even actually got vaccinated? You know, she has that look of like, you know,

00:49:28.300 she loves needles. Look at her face. Yeah, I was going to say like, she has the look of like a frantic 1.00

00:49:32.940 middle-aged woman who's just like, everything's terrible. I need to, I need to make everyone do 0.99

00:49:37.960 what I say. Do you think she has Nancy Pelosi on speed dial? Yes, probably. Maybe Jennifer Aniston 0.98

00:49:43.800 is the exception to the celebrities are not vaccinated rule. Okay, that's a good point.

00:49:48.960 There's probably a few. Maybe. And then all her friends are like, oh, really? And like,

00:49:53.280 who are these people in her weekly routine that she's cut out? Because those are probably famous

00:49:56.600 rich people. Yeah. Like, and her like close friends, like anyone you see weekly is like a good friend.

00:50:01.760 Yeah. Like, you know, there's some friends you see. And if you're rich and famous,

00:50:03.840 they're probably also rich and famous. There you go. Like, why would you? So who are those people?

00:50:07.040 No, exactly. That's a really good point. Unvaccinated scum. Hmm, those nasty super spreaders. 0.99

00:50:12.320 Mm-hmm. I think, um, we can remove our tinfoil hats. Okay. No. Yeah. Let's just take mine off

00:50:18.780 and not twinkle it. There we go. Wow. Well, that was a doozy. That was a doozer. Thank y'all for

00:50:24.240 listening. If you're still listening, um, we really appreciate it. Yeah, we really do. Please tune in next

00:50:29.920 week for another episode of Misunderstood. We are your hosts. I'm Kat. And I'm Nat. Love you. Bye.

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Rebel News Podcast - January 25, 2022

Miss Understood No. 0 — Not Us, We're A Couple Of Prudes

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