Rebel News Podcast - Miss Understood No. 2 — Self Love With A Side of Botox

00:00:00.000 Hello and welcome to Misunderstood, a show for all you culturally and politically misunderstood

00:00:13.880 ladies and gents. We're your hosts. I'm Kat. And I'm Nat. And today we're going to be covering a

00:00:19.160 bunch of topics ranging from Justin Bieber saving Tim Hortons to taking the term love yourself a

00:00:24.700 little too literally. But first we're going to start off the show with our patented culture

00:00:28.840 shock moment. Take it away Kat. Me? Yeah girl. Alrighty then. Well Nina Dobrev and her boo Sean 0.90

00:00:37.240 White shared a pretty disgusting kiss the other day and they posted it to IG because of course 0.98

00:00:43.120 what else do you do with disgusting things other than post them on Instagram? I share all my 0.97

00:00:47.460 disgusting moments in life on Instagram as well. Let's pull up the image there. So they're both

00:00:56.360 wearing face shields not just masks like the plastic shields and they're like tonguing each

00:01:01.500 other through the plastic. I hate it. I hate it. Like what are you getting on your tongue and what

00:01:08.380 are you leaving on the plastic is my question. That's so true but also like just why like why

00:01:13.260 are we normalizing masks and and face shields as if this is a sexy and romantic thing like it ain't

00:01:19.000 sexy Sean. It ain't sexy. It makes me sick. It makes me sick. It makes me gosh darn sick. And also

00:01:24.800 like is he supposed to be quarantining or is it just they're just doing it for being silly because

00:01:30.260 if they're supposed to be quarantining I feel like they're still spreading germs. Mm-hmm. So basically

00:01:35.880 super spreader for life. Yeah. I hear he's some sort of athlete.

00:01:41.220 Don't know. I don't know. Don't know. Because the Olympics never happen. Yeah. What Olympics?

00:01:47.240 The Olympics. I guess he's just hanging out in China. I guess so. But you know there there is

00:01:52.260 some good news in the celebrity world actually. Justin Bieber saved Tim Hortons. I don't know if

00:01:56.780 you heard about that. Oh my gosh because Tim Hortons was not doing well I guess. Yeah. So I guess

00:02:01.060 his line of donuts for those of you who don't know Tim Biebs. I guess that's the collab. They called

00:02:07.000 it Tim Biebs. And basically they made Tim Hortons a fortune. Sales actually rose 10.3% in the fourth

00:02:13.580 quarter of 2021 which basically reversed the 11% decline from the year before. So I didn't know

00:02:20.660 that Tim Hortons wasn't doing well. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe maybe it had something to do with the

00:02:25.880 fact that you know many of these metropolitan areas that had Tim Hortons were probably locked

00:02:30.440 down. People were at their cottages with Doug Ford. Stuff like that. Yeah you're right. Because

00:02:34.740 in the small town where I'm staying right now there's a Tim Hortons that's usually packed full

00:02:40.100 of retirees and old people and they're all enjoying their coffees and chatting away and

00:02:44.300 since that the lockdown they've been completely it's been a ghost town. Right. And I actually see

00:02:49.020 people outside in their cars like doing like a parking convoy like tailgating. Right. But I am

00:02:54.480 tailgating Tim Hortons. Yeah. But they're still buying coffee but I guess like you're not there's just

00:02:59.040 not as much money being spent there on total. And if people are working from home they're less

00:03:04.540 likely to go out and get their coffee arguably too. That's true. Yeah. Commuters. Yeah exactly.

00:03:09.000 They're on Zoom in their sweatpants not ordering tinnies. It's kind of exciting that Tim Hortons

00:03:14.100 that Justin Bieber probably saved a lot of people's jobs. Wow you know that's not a terrible

00:03:21.380 thing. That's not a terrible thing. Have you tried the donut? No I haven't. Oh yeah you don't you can't.

00:03:25.860 I can't say I'm on a diet. Yeah. She's so fat. I have not tried the donuts out of spite. Right. Yeah.

00:03:34.380 Well that's a powerful reaction to a donut. But apparently they're not that good. So I don't think

00:03:39.120 you're missing out. I think that's just like they like reinvented the donuts like double chocolate.

00:03:43.180 It's like I'm pretty sure we could have figured that out without Justin Bieber and his absolutely

00:03:48.040 atrocious haircut. We should we should look comment on his appearance. Let's show that picture producer

00:03:53.620 AD because it's the haircut. He used to be known for his hair. Yeah his like cool like obviously he

00:03:59.720 was a child at the time. No. But like his hair right now is like Ellen DeGeneres. He does look

00:04:06.000 like Ellen. He looks like Ellen 10 years from now. Yeah exactly. It's not good. Yeah. So you know

00:04:12.360 one it is good though that he saved. Yes it's cool. Well we won't dwell on your physical appearance

00:04:18.280 there. We're above that. We're above that for sure. But maybe we should quickly touch about

00:04:23.860 touch on the fact that Tim Hortons was considering keeping the vax mandate and the vax passport in place

00:04:30.620 despite the fact that Ontario has now called for an end to those. Yes. So interesting. I they have

00:04:37.000 since kind of rescinded and changed their mind and they're going to follow the government's directives

00:04:40.640 but come on Tim Hortons. Yeah it was just the other day they tweeted that they would be regardless

00:04:45.160 of the mandates being dropped that they would continue to enforce vaccine passports. But then

00:04:49.640 it was like two days later they're like never mind. I guess they did a little polling or they talked to

00:04:55.580 their execs. A little polling and the execs were like no you know I get that you're trying to be woke

00:05:00.740 and have your like standards or whatever but we actually need to sell Tim Biebs. Yeah and also though

00:05:05.680 if you were struggling with your sales why would you be why would you be blocking service to certain

00:05:11.320 people who may want to come in and enjoy a Tim Biebs at a table. Like you're you're you're excluding

00:05:15.940 people. You're excluding business. It makes no sense. Are you struggling or not? I guess exactly. We

00:05:20.420 got a little too cocky. I think the answer is yes they are. Yes. They're happy to have people eating

00:05:24.620 Tim Biebs all day long. Which you know leads into our next article. Yes. Which is a terrible article. Terrible.

00:05:31.960 Garbage from BlogTO. Well what what else would you expect? Yeah I know. I only look at BlogTO for 0.99

00:05:38.420 like oh there's a new donut shop in town and I'm like okay. It's called Tim Hortons. Maybe I'll try

00:05:43.280 it. Um you know so this article is not everyone is happy that Ontario's vaccine passport program is

00:05:48.300 ending. So did you read this article? I did. I'm it was sad. Um I do think we should maybe scroll

00:05:54.320 through and read some of some of the tweets that they embed because because it's funny that they they use

00:05:59.500 these people and it's like who the heck are you? Like okay this person is verified they have a blue

00:06:03.680 check mark. But most of the time if you go click their profile it's like this is like Jill89725 with

00:06:09.040 one follower and no profile photo. It's like are you the most? The account was created in 2022. Yeah like

00:06:14.220 are you the most reliable source for this? Like who is this person? I don't know. I can't read that because

00:06:18.500 it's too far away from me. But the general consensus among these tweets are like well I won't be dining in

00:06:23.600 any restaurant that lowers the vaccine passport. It's like okay Chris. Yeah okay Linda76925. No one

00:06:30.080 cares. There's like millions of people that will go. Literally so many of us. But also I do these

00:06:35.740 people just really not believe that their vaccine works. Like I think that's what I just cannot

00:06:39.280 understand. Like dude you took the vax you're probably triple jabbed. Like aren't you protected

00:06:44.380 against the virus? No you have to be protected so that they're protected so that you have to get the

00:06:52.000 vaccine so that their vaccine works better because their vaccine is very effective but only if you

00:06:57.560 wait. Okay but also do you think maybe it's partially just this like the rhetoric around

00:07:04.220 the unvaccinated is partially why they don't want to dine with us because. We're scum. Well we're scum 0.99

00:07:09.140 and we're filthy but but Omicron clearly proved that the vaccine is not ineffective. Well I mean that 0.99

00:07:16.040 the vaccine is rather ineffective sorry. Yeah well everything I've read and heard from doctors is that

00:07:21.940 the vaccine was created to um to kill the alpha variant or whatever the very first variant was

00:07:29.480 and every variant after that it's like they're changing so fast and mutating so fast that the

00:07:33.660 vaccine isn't updated with the new variant molecules or whatever they need. So yes we've

00:07:39.700 found very clearly across the board that people are saying that Omicron is not uh sorry is not

00:07:45.560 receptive to the vaccine. Right. So why the heck what the heck is everyone's problem? What is your problem?

00:07:51.180 They're just so full of fear. I in that article it was like what it's terrifying to me that I could

00:07:56.360 be sat next to an unvaccinated diner like just stay home lady. Stay home and imagine if you 0.99

00:08:03.300 change the word unvaccinated to any other sort of characteristic like hello that would be extremely

00:08:09.400 bigoted. Yeah. So y'all bigots. Yeah. As per use. As per use. But this does bleed into our next uh our next

00:08:16.720 topic. So Toronto restaurants um are divided over whether to still enforce the vaccine passport so

00:08:23.220 that's interesting. So I mean they can do it I just I won't go there and that's fine because I have

00:08:28.480 millions and millions of dollars to spend. Absolutely but I think it's actually a good thing like I think

00:08:33.460 BlogTO you need to keep publishing this crap so I know exactly who not to support. Exactly. Yeah it's 0.65

00:08:38.800 it's gonna be a no-brainer and I think in the article they're like people are concerned uh I wrote

00:08:44.240 notes but it's basically like the the restaurants are concerned with dropping the mandates but

00:08:48.600 they're also like well if you know Jimmy's pizza doesn't drop the mandate and they have they have

00:08:54.720 the vaccine passport and then Timmy's pizza next door is open for business to everyone. Timmy's pizza

00:08:59.520 is gonna get a lot more business and they're like why would we why would we like cap ourselves like

00:09:04.300 that and it's like well now you're thinking like a businessman. Yeah. Makes sense to me but

00:09:08.060 they're like oh I know. Friggin relax guys. Relax guys. Like again had COVID. Me too. Recovered. Look great.

00:09:17.800 We couldn't look any better. No. We could feel better. We could. We could. We're tired. We're a little

00:09:23.480 tired um so speaking of tired Uber drivers they're a little sick and tired of Torontonians um surprise

00:09:30.880 surprise although funny we should note um despite the fact that Toronto Uber passengers were ranked among

00:09:36.640 the worst in all of Canada Ottawa actually tanks the rank for number one. Yes that's so funny. Completely

00:09:42.400 unsurprising it's Justin Trudeau. Yeah it's Justin and Sophie Trudeau basically I mean it's just funny

00:09:47.100 because Ottawa obviously Ottawa's not just politicians but I'm thinking I'm thinking the downtown core where

00:09:52.960 people use a lot of Ubers is probably all Justin Trudeau. Exactly and they have the worst rating on Uber

00:09:58.660 in the country and it's very funny and at the end of this article um it's a very condescending lecture

00:10:05.100 from the author and it's all the things that you shouldn't do to get a low Uber rating and by the

00:10:10.200 sounds of the way he's writing which is like rushed and unclear I feel like he probably commits all of

00:10:17.560 those things like don't slam the door like don't play music or whatever like don't wipe like don't 0.94

00:10:22.680 leave garbage and it's like the guy who wrote this is so you can just tell by his writing he does all

00:10:27.540 of that. Oh for sure. He's one of those. He's one of those. I'm convinced though that part of the reason 0.83

00:10:32.380 why certain people get ranked so low is because of the things they talk about like I always talk

00:10:36.400 about politics. Yeah. You know I'm like what do you think of Trump? Yeah like but like let's get real

00:10:41.120 about religion. You jab like Islam. Exactly and they're like get her out of here. So are you just 1.00

00:10:47.940 admitting that you have a terrible Uber rating? No I actually don't but I'm so courteous as per that

00:10:52.480 dude's list so I'm like where did I go wrong it must be my big mouth. But you also notice on the list

00:10:59.420 that um the smaller cities in Canada mostly in the west. Yeah. Have the best ratings and I'm like

00:11:05.380 isn't it interesting that the places where you know not to talk about trunks but like it seemed

00:11:11.300 like Lethbridge Alberta is one of them and there we go Abbotsford. My hometown Abbotsford. That's a

00:11:17.620 Bible Belt. Lethbridge. Saskatoon. I feel like these are places where a lot of people are pro truck pro

00:11:25.240 freedom and it seems like they're polite nice cordial people and then the people in Ottawa who

00:11:29.900 are like oh the harassment. The elites. The elites. Like they have the worst rating and it's like hmm

00:11:35.200 Hey maybe you the problem. Maybe you're your problem. Maybe. I think so. I think so. Speaking of truckers. Truckers. So this

00:11:44.480 article is from Teen Vogue. Most reliable source in the combination. You've got to read it. If you're not reading Teen Vogue

00:11:49.800 every day what are you even doing. And if your kids reading Teen Vogue lock them up. Yeah take away

00:11:54.440 their internet. Take it away. Canada's Freedom Convoy and you know how it's gonna be when they

00:11:58.720 put Freedom Convoy in quotes. Canada's Freedom Convoy trucker protests aren't about freedom. So

00:12:04.500 oh my gosh. I'm gonna just tell you what this article is about so you don't have to waste your

00:12:07.820 time. But basically the article says that the Freedom Convoy isn't about freedom but it's a route

00:12:12.420 white supremacy. Holla. And I had to do a little bit of investigative journalism. Oh my gosh. Did

00:12:20.560 you file an ATIP? I didn't have to. I just googled the girl. She's a white girl. She's a white girl 0.99

00:12:27.080 who wrote about how this whole Freedom Convoy is about white supremacy. And it's just like I love 1.00

00:12:32.300 when white people tell minorities that they're being oppressed. Yeah. Like they're like no you don't

00:12:36.560 understand where the white people are tricking you and dominating you like you silly people you can't 1.00

00:12:41.040 possibly understand. It's like feels racist. Feels a little racist. Like you don't if people are 1.00

00:12:48.120 being oppressed they'll probably know it. You don't need to explain that to them. So the white girl 1.00

00:12:52.920 thinks it's hilarious to conflate the truckers with January 6th. And she says that it's Big Tech's fault

00:12:59.160 for not censoring people more. Oh good. Well you know one day Big Tech's gonna come for you Susan.

00:13:06.180 That's not her name. But one day Big Tech's gonna come for you and you're gonna come crying back to us.

00:13:10.860 And yeah. And we will welcome you. We will. But that's another thing I wanted to note from this

00:13:14.600 article. Like we are literally fighting. Well not us. But the truckers and the people in this

00:13:20.160 movement are fighting for freedom for everyone. Including the entitled Biznatch who wrote this

00:13:25.920 article. Yes. Yes. Like we are fighting for you. We are fighting for you. Yeah. So she can go clubbing 1.00

00:13:30.520 with her unvaccinated boyfriend. Yeah exactly. So I just think that really that really gets me. It's 0.89

00:13:36.140 like we're not these hateful bigoted people that you claim. Well I am. Well okay. JK. She also talked

00:13:43.360 about the fact that 90 percent of the truckers are vaccinated. So that's why this isn't actually

00:13:48.080 about freedom. I don't understand the correlation at all. Yeah. Because we've seen so many signs of

00:13:53.000 people saying I'm vaccinated. Yeah. And I'm against the vaccine mandates. That's like. That's the thing

00:13:56.720 though. Like since when does being vaccinated mean you're automatically promanted. I don't understand.

00:14:02.240 They love to conflate those two things. They do. But it's just not the actual reality. But

00:14:05.600 reality and Teen Vogue articles. There is a bit of a bit of an issue there. Yeah. There's a

00:14:11.760 contradiction. She also did say though. And this is important words of wisdom. Of course our nearest

00:14:18.260 hope for reaching a semblance of normal life. That freedom is to get vaccinated. Yeah. So she's not a

00:14:26.040 doctor. No. She's like 10. Yeah. She's like I'm writing for Teen Vogue. Like how many lip glosses

00:14:31.340 like styles to wear this day. Oh my gosh. That was a terrible fake article title. It was a good one. I

00:14:37.020 like to read it. But I mean and she also goes in to talk about how like the protests have included

00:14:42.500 like white supremacist and white nationalist imagery. That was literally like one person. Like one guy.

00:14:46.560 It was probably her boyfriend. One freaking. It was her boyfriend. Yeah. He was masked. Who was followed around by 0.99

00:14:51.280 Trudeau's personal photographer. So it's like how what how did they catch up. Do they have each

00:14:55.600 other's cell phone numbers. Do they tell like are they friends. Yeah. Like why can't we just think

00:14:59.620 critically about these things. We're seeing viral videos of people who are at these protests.

00:15:03.640 People who have been along the convoy showing videos that these people are diverse. There's

00:15:08.760 different age groups different ethnicities. Some of them are vaccinated. Like come on just look at

00:15:13.080 what's in front of you. Yeah. It's not hard to find these videos. Yeah but she would have to take

00:15:17.140 her head out of her butt. Oh. To do that. Oh. Sorry. Oh. Well that's true. That's true. I have a question for you. 1.00

00:15:25.420 Yeah. Why are women most often hit by climate change? So I've I really thought a lot about this.

00:15:32.700 We're so skinny that when we go outside and there's like strong winds it does kind of tend to blow us

00:15:38.100 over. It blows me into a volcano. Like literally blown away with the wind. Okay. So maybe there is some

00:15:42.460 truth in that. However there's no truth to the next article we want to show you. This is from BBC

00:15:48.200 too. So it's like a slightly slightly better source than Teen Vogue. A little bit. But like it's still

00:15:53.140 a state broadcaster. Yes. Let's bring her up. Yeah. So basically women are this is explaining why 1.00

00:15:59.620 women are often worse hit by climate change in it. The Center for Climate Justice Base in Glasgow.

00:16:05.180 Which I had no like have you ever heard of such a thing? No. Never heard of it. Climate justice. Like

00:16:09.280 no climate. You're committing injustice against me. Maybe they'll add climate change to the flag.

00:16:15.100 Yeah. It'll get its own stripe. It'll get its own. It'll be like a tree.

00:16:20.000 Die. So basically the article reads extreme weather disasters intensify existing inequalities in

00:16:27.060 society and women don't have good enough representation at climate talks to have their say 1.00

00:16:31.360 on effective solutions. Says the female climate professor representing the Center for Climate

00:16:37.240 Justice. Yeah. And everyone that's cited in this article is like a woman. So I don't understand. 0.98

00:16:43.060 No representation. That correlation. Also like the whole inequality thing. It's like don't you think

00:16:48.800 that's more socioeconomic than gender inequality? I think so. I don't think it has to be rooted in

00:16:55.420 your gender at all. There are very successful men. There are very successful women. It doesn't really 0.94

00:16:59.320 have anything to do with your gender. And there's there's families who include men who are

00:17:05.220 socioeconomically disadvantaged living in countries like I forget the name of Malawi Africa. Malawi

00:17:13.000 Africa. Yeah. Who are definitely being impacted by climate change. But it's not because of their

00:17:18.400 gender. No. It's because of where they live and their you know economic status. And also if you're living

00:17:24.560 like Malawi is one of the poorest countries in the world. Okay. If you're living there I'm pretty 1.00

00:17:29.720 sure your main goal in life is not trying to avoid climate change. It's trying to feed your family.

00:17:35.160 Trying to avoid tigers. Trying to not get ill. You know. I don't know. Find clean drinking water.

00:17:40.460 Yeah. You know. So it's a little bigoted to say that climate change is like the worst thing

00:17:44.660 impacting these people. Yeah. Well you know. There you know we already know. We see this rhetoric

00:17:50.000 trickling down already that the next lockdown is going to be a climate lockdown. I saw Catherine

00:17:54.220 McKenna say that exact same thing in person. She was she said we need to employ the same

00:17:59.860 tactics that we use for COVID for the climate. Of course. Crisis. Because it works so well

00:18:04.640 with COVID. Yeah. So you're going to lock us in our homes. Yeah. You're already saying

00:18:07.460 like in three years when they start to do this people will be like oh my god I can't go out

00:18:11.380 of my house. Like I'm not allowed to drive my car more than two kilometers a day. How could

00:18:14.400 this happen? It's like we see the writing on the wall. Like look at take your head out of your

00:18:18.840 butt guys. Stop reading the internet. Although you know got to read the internet. But like look 1.00

00:18:22.640 around you. Listen to what people are saying and see what's coming down the tubes. Yeah.

00:18:27.660 It's not good. They've laid it out for us really. They have laid it out. So basically if you're a

00:18:33.080 woman don't go outside when it's raining because you might drown or something. That's I think. Because 1.00

00:18:37.840 of your hair extensions. Yeah. It's not bad. You get caught in a drain. It's not good. So this article

00:18:43.080 from Evie. So we want to talk about this but there's a lot to unpack. So let's talk about it.

00:18:50.420 But also maybe we'll touch back on it another time because things are constantly evolving and

00:18:54.560 we're learning more all the time. Yeah. There's no really definitive research yet because it's so

00:18:59.080 new. Yes. Right. However prefacing this with women and pregnant women and birthing people 0.99

00:19:06.020 birthing people have been told it is absolutely safe to take the vaccine. Don't even question it. 1.00

00:19:10.880 Don't even give it another thought. The experimental vaccine. What we're finding. So this article. So let's

00:19:15.940 talk about the article. I'm getting ahead of myself. So this study shows that up to 8 and 10 women had

00:19:20.340 a miscarriage after getting the COVID vaccine before the third trimester. So this is extremely

00:19:25.860 shocking. Yes. 8 in 10. That's a huge number. And it's very very different from what the the stats that

00:19:33.600 were being told from other sources which is that it's about 12 percent which is in line with average

00:19:38.920 miscarriage rate stats. Yeah. Rates. So I had to read through this article a little bit and I'm not

00:19:45.080 a statistician. So I was like my brain is mush. I'm trying to pick it. It was hard to follow. There's

00:19:50.360 a lot of numbers. So definitely go and read the article yourself if you want. Yes. But basically

00:19:55.660 what I figured out with my little monkey brain is that okay so any pregnancy that ends after 20 weeks

00:20:04.180 is not considered a miscarriage. It's given like a different name for whatever specific reason caused

00:20:08.400 the end of the pregnancy. Yeah. So if you're only taking the vaccine injuries to the baby which

00:20:14.140 cause it to die you're only counting the ones within that first 20 weeks and it is more in line with like

00:20:20.720 the national average which is 12 percent. But if you're including all pregnancies that ended before

00:20:26.580 the third trimester which is a lot more than 12 percent it's like it's 8 out of 10. So there's

00:20:32.560 more pregnancies ending because of the vaccine but they're not being included because it's not

00:20:36.240 technically a miscarriage because it's not technically within the first 20 weeks. Isn't it

00:20:41.020 wrong to withhold this kind of data? It should be criminal to tell a pregnant woman that it's fine. Well 1.00

00:20:46.880 because you're not just impacting one life you're impacting two. You're impacting two lives and that's

00:20:52.740 just blood on your hands that you shouldn't want. You know I think that informed consent is so

00:20:57.180 important if you if you want to go take the vaccine on your own you know as an individual but to

00:21:01.580 include a young fetus in there like I just yeah I think it's evil. Yeah. I think it's evil. And this

00:21:08.180 information is being like actively suppressed. Yeah. So if you went to your doctor like if you don't

00:21:12.880 have an awesome doctor and you say oh I'm pregnant like should I get vaccinated and they'll be like

00:21:16.600 yes absolutely get vaccinated. Because it's safe and effective. Obviously it's not every doctor. There are

00:21:20.660 probably great doctors out there. Yeah. But that's the general consensus is like yeah it's totally safe but

00:21:25.500 if you brought up this well I heard that eight out of ten pregnancies are ended. I know. It's like oh it's not within

00:21:31.180 the average stat but it's like well if you extrapolate babies dying after 20 weeks is still a tragedy right?

00:21:39.060 Yeah it's a human life. Just because it's not technically miscarriage because a miscarriage is just like

00:21:42.420 we don't know what to label this it sort of just happened. Yeah. But then there's like specific reasons

00:21:46.820 for the pregnancy to end and one of them is vaccine injury. But we don't want to hear about that apparently.

00:21:51.780 And I mean this speaks to the next part of this sort of section. The European Medicines Agency Safety

00:21:58.860 Committee said on Friday it was reviewing reports of heavy menstrual bleeding and absence of menstruation

00:22:03.600 from women who received COVID vaccines from Pfizer and Moderna. Which is interesting because at the

00:22:09.180 when the kind of rollout of vaccines was originally implemented people were talking about how they were

00:22:14.620 having weird side effects with their periods. And everyone was gaslighting them like no no no it's not

00:22:19.640 because of the vaccine it's because you're stressed or because of whatever the weather climate change.

00:22:24.860 I saw so many articles that were like yes women's periods or women's menstrual cycles are being

00:22:29.580 affected by the vaccine but no it's like not a big deal. It's like what? Like as a woman we know that

00:22:36.560 when your period is abnormal that's a sign that something's bad in your body. Like you for a healthy

00:22:42.840 woman to get her period regularly is a good sign that your fertility is in check and your hormones are 1.00

00:22:47.760 good and your weight. Like I once lost a ton of weight because I was very very sick and I stopped

00:22:51.840 getting my period for like two months three months and it was like I was like oh no this is no good

00:22:55.980 and then it came back and I was like I feel much better. Like I feel like a woman again. And

00:22:59.220 to just pretend that your menstrual cycle being like delayed or has nothing to do with your health 0.99

00:23:08.560 or the vaccine is just it's just it's a load of crap. It's a load of crap. And it's gaslighting 1.00

00:23:13.400 like we're literally gaslighting women. I thought we were past this in society. No. Like but I guess

00:23:17.480 not. And it's funny because if you scroll down to the bottom of this article it says that there's no

00:23:23.980 evidence or enough data to say that though it's impacting your menstruation it's not necessarily

00:23:30.800 impacting your fertility. Yeah like that's impossible. Impossible. Yeah. Again not a doctor but I'm pretty

00:23:37.780 sure that that's the a very very important like connection between your menstrual cycle and your

00:23:43.860 fertility. Like if you don't have a menstrual cycle you don't have fertility. That's a fact. They are

00:23:48.880 they are one. They are one. So I I feel like maybe we should just become doctors because we seem to

00:23:55.800 know more than some of these experts so to speak. Yeah just take vitamin D guys. You're gonna be fine.

00:24:00.700 Yeah. Speaking of pregnant women. Oh my gosh this one's funny. Just we'll we'll give it a we'll move 1.00

00:24:08.800 on from that the tragic health crisis that women are experiencing. Into something a little less

00:24:13.100 tragic. Something more fun. So labor of love mother of mother who's 20 years old reveals how her tinder

00:24:19.820 match supported her as she gave birth to another man's baby on their fourth date. And now they're a

00:24:25.100 couple. My first question is why is a 20 year old extremely pregnant woman going on tinder dates 1.00

00:24:30.340 at all? And also who's the real dad? Yeah like where is dad? He's not even mentioned. And they

00:24:36.360 have this cute maternity. Okay they they're a very beautiful couple. They look cute. They do. He's

00:24:41.400 holding that baby like it's his own. And again like do I have a problem with a man stepping up and

00:24:45.840 raising a child? No. No I do not. It takes a real man to do that. It does. I'd say kudos to him. Yes.

00:24:50.500 I'm just like it's just confusing because okay in the article she's like I went I started going on

00:24:55.480 tinder when I was six months pregnant. It's like was that a good idea? No. Was that a great and she's

00:24:59.340 like and I never hit it. I uh I was very upfront and honest with all of my matches that I was six

00:25:04.080 months pregnant. Like well duh. Yeah. Like your belly's out to here. Like you gotta you know explain 0.93

00:25:10.640 that a little bit. But should finding a spouse be your number one priority when you're about to give

00:25:16.460 birth in a few months. Like I feel like I'd be painting my nursery. Yeah. Shopping. I don't know

00:25:20.740 eating my face off. Like with you know just filling my face with food. She's 20 so she. Oh true. Is 0.77

00:25:26.600 probably self-absorbed. Like I'm again am I unhappy that this baby now has a father in its life? No. No. It's

00:25:33.920 just a weird freaky story about and it really speaks to the culture that we live in. Mm-hmm. Where it's

00:25:40.200 like oh this is cute. This is a cute little story. Like it's a little cringy. It's a little cringy. It's a little cringy. It's a little cringy. I'm glad it

00:25:46.320 worked out. Yeah. Happy that the kid has a dad. Yeah. It's nice but also you know. And who is this

00:25:52.260 guy? He's like 25 and she's 20 and she's like I'm six months pregnant. And he's like that's okay. Like

00:25:58.120 yeah I think he he said in the article he was like a little hesitant at first. Oh. But then he was

00:26:03.640 like she's so beautiful though. I'm like what? Like there's other beautiful women out there. Like

00:26:07.560 why? What is it about her? Is it just that maternal glow? Is that really? Some men are attracted to

00:26:11.760 pregnancy. That's true. That's like a weird thing. Yeah. It's like a weird thing. Ugh. Yeah.

00:26:16.180 You know. Good for them. Good for them. Good for them. We're happy for them. We're happy for them.

00:26:20.920 We're also happy for ourselves though because attractive people have better immune systems. 1.00

00:26:25.220 Oh my god. New research reveals. So beauty is more than skin deep y'all. So that's good news.

00:26:31.560 This article actually had a study attached to it and they took I don't know the exact number but

00:26:36.980 they took a bunch of kids and they were all from a Christian university. So maybe it's just like

00:26:41.700 Christian people. Maybe it's Christian people are hotter. But they they made the women not wear 1.00

00:26:46.280 makeup and they took pictures of women and men and they asked people to rate their attractiveness

00:26:51.320 and then they took samples of their blood and hemoglobins and yada yada. Yeah it sounds gross.

00:26:55.940 And they determined that attractive people have better immune systems. Yeah. I guess I'm like

00:27:00.900 but I got COVID so does that make me ugly? That makes you extra hot because you have like extra 0.92

00:27:05.820 immunity. Oh my god y'all. I guess it kind of makes sense because like when you're looking for a

00:27:09.740 spouse you don't you don't want someone who has like no like they have a moldy arm and like they're 0.92

00:27:14.980 like spit everywhere and like they got like a janky eye. Yeah like they I've had the sniffles I don't

00:27:20.700 know like yeah like a constant running yeah like you're not it's not really sexy um I guess if you're

00:27:25.700 into into it kudos. Yeah well it's like this whole and we're gonna talk about this the body positivity

00:27:31.760 thing we're coming up to it but this whole notion that you're being attracted to attractive people

00:27:37.580 is somehow bigoted like you should be attracted to anyone and I only really only see people argue

00:27:43.060 making that argument for women. Yeah. Like you should love women whether they're obese or they're

00:27:47.240 fit like you shouldn't even say that that fit woman is is fitter or more beautiful than this 1.00

00:27:51.700 like chunker. You're not you're you're supposed to think that but with men you never hear that. 1.00

00:27:57.480 You never hear like oh fat dudes deserve love too like I've literally never heard anyone say that

00:28:02.280 so you know sexist but. But fat dudes you do you do deserve love too. Everyone deserves love. 0.74

00:28:08.600 Well except for like well some people but we won't name them. Yeah you know certain political

00:28:13.340 certain certain prime ministers maybe. That's fine um but like you're allowed to be attracted to

00:28:18.300 someone who's attractive and the reason is it's science it's science like your body is like oh 0.62

00:28:22.520 they're a healthy mate will produce healthy offspring like that's okay guys. Yeah. You're

00:28:27.460 not a bigot if you like attractive people. We're just going to take a quick break here to tell you

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00:29:33.200 And now back to the show. This is an interesting one and we will not show you any images because she's

00:29:39.340 so shallow. She's so naked. She needs to be naked all the time. So that's cool. But this model claims she 1.00

00:29:45.580 doesn't need a boyfriend because she's so in love with herself. Yeah. And like not like, oh, I love

00:29:51.600 myself. No, like literally in love with herself. Yeah. She calls herself an auto-sexual. Which is a fake

00:29:57.500 word. She's like, oh, I'm so relieved to learn that I'm not a narcissist. No, you are. No, no. I'm an auto-sexual.

00:30:04.680 You are a narcissist. Which she describes as, oh, we have the definition. Let's bring that up. Let's bring it up for everyone. Let's bring it up. I can't read it. Can we just zoom in a little there, please? I'm an old lady and I don't have my glasses. 0.99

00:30:13.820 Oh, there we go. There is currently no text on this page. You can search for this page title and other pages or search related. Okay. So it's a fake word. There's no word. Oh, great. My diagnosis has been downgraded from narcissist to auto-sexual. How much do you want to bet? She self-diagnosed via TikTok. Oh, yeah. But so she says that she's like, I'm an auto-sexual because sometimes when I'm alone, I get aroused just looking at myself. It's like, who doesn't?

00:30:40.700 That's... Well, yes. Whatever you do with your... Something in the bedroom is between you. But like, okay, we should not be normalizing this, though.

00:30:52.520 No. Like, self-love, this whole movement has gone too far. I just feel like everything has such... It's such a slippery slope.

00:30:58.160 Yeah. But this is too much, okay? You need help. You need Jesus. Like... And she's like... Okay, so first of all, I wrote, she's divorced, lol.

00:31:06.200 No kidding. Yeah. No kidding. The narcissist auto-sexual is divorced, but she also says she's open to a relationship and dating. It's like, so wait, because when a homosexual is homosexual, they're not open to dating members of the opposite sex. 0.63

00:31:23.260 No, that's called Demi Lovato, who's just a curious. 0.81

00:31:25.660 For whatever. Yeah. Exactly. So this auto-sexual is not actually auto-sexual because she's also just going to date dudes. Anyways, so she's just a narcissist. 0.97

00:31:34.180 My guess is her modeling career wasn't going very well, and she was like, this is going to get me on the map for sure.

00:31:39.740 And it did, because we're talking about her.

00:31:41.420 And it did.

00:31:42.120 Well...

00:31:42.660 Um, but no.

00:31:44.120 I wish her all the best.

00:31:45.740 I wish you get the help you need.

00:31:47.980 Yeah.

00:31:48.520 From a registered therapist.

00:31:50.100 A registered therapist.

00:31:50.880 In your community.

00:31:51.560 Or a pastor.

00:31:53.660 Yeah.

00:31:54.200 You know?

00:31:55.220 Or like an online quiz.

00:31:56.700 Think outside yourself. Go on BuzzFeed. Yeah, do a quiz. Which Harry Potter character do you? That'll solve it.

00:32:01.740 Um, great.

00:32:02.600 Okay, so this next thing that we want to talk about is probably the best thing we're going to talk about.

00:32:06.640 Ever.

00:32:06.880 During the whole show.

00:32:07.700 I think ever.

00:32:08.200 It's a video. Let's just play the video. Let's not even talk about it.

00:32:09.980 No, I'm going to talk about it.

00:32:10.540 Let's just, let's just play it. I'm not going to say anything.

00:32:15.200 So you want to go to a real party?

00:32:21.560 Oh, he's so hot.

00:32:23.840 I forgot the other friend.

00:32:25.140 I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting.

00:32:27.360 Glad to miss.

00:32:28.080 Who?

00:32:28.620 Ever made this?

00:32:29.500 Got everything I need right here with me.

00:32:30.320 He's a genius.

00:32:31.220 They deserve an Oscar.

00:32:32.960 This is the best movie I've seen.

00:32:34.380 Oh, she sees it.

00:32:34.960 Oh, she's cute. 1.00

00:32:37.400 Howl Kitty.

00:32:39.500 Uh-oh.

00:32:40.620 Oh, no.

00:32:41.200 Oh, no. They hit the berg.

00:32:43.500 The cat.

00:32:45.920 It's so good.

00:32:47.360 I'm actually going to cry.

00:32:48.460 It's so beautiful.

00:32:49.140 I do think that the cat survives.

00:32:51.760 Well, this is the good news is if it was a cat and Jack, there would have definitely been

00:32:56.420 room for both of them on that door.

00:32:58.300 So true.

00:32:58.840 And I would argue that Cat Winslet is much better than Kate Winslet.

00:33:05.500 I think Owl Kitty is a better actor in this movie.

00:33:08.000 They could have called it Titan Kitty.

00:33:13.820 Oh, bravo.

00:33:16.320 Bravo.

00:33:16.760 I think it should have been Cat Winslet.

00:33:19.740 Yes.

00:33:20.260 So now we're going to do another version where it's just Cat.

00:33:22.500 With 1990s Leo, though.

00:33:23.680 Not current.

00:33:24.340 No, not puffed up. 0.99

00:33:25.580 Eco-hypocrite. 0.99

00:33:26.440 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:26.720 Puffed up.

00:33:27.440 But you could go on his yacht.

00:33:29.260 I would allow that.

00:33:30.060 But that might...

00:33:30.740 What if that's the Titanic and then you...

00:33:32.440 No, we're not going to do that.

00:33:33.520 Okay, we're not going to go there.

00:33:34.920 I can swim.

00:33:36.300 And we're going to be in the Mediterranean.

00:33:37.720 Oh, true.

00:33:38.540 It's going to be warm.

00:33:39.320 We'll be fine.

00:33:39.900 But guys, whoever Owl Kitty is, bravo.

00:33:43.140 Bravo.

00:33:43.460 So, back to the serious topics, because this one is actually very sad.

00:33:49.860 Yeah.

00:33:51.000 So Nat is 16, so she doesn't know who Linda Evangelista is.

00:33:54.960 I don't.

00:33:55.620 She was one of the most prolific models of the 1990s.

00:33:58.720 She was on, I think, like, I don't know the number.

00:34:01.560 I forget.

00:34:02.180 But it was like 80 covers.

00:34:03.780 Yeah, it was like 70 covers or something.

00:34:05.840 Like fashion covers.

00:34:06.960 Like so, so many.

00:34:08.440 She was in music videos, runway model. 0.93

00:34:10.820 She was gorgeous.

00:34:12.220 And, you know, she still is.

00:34:13.500 She's beautiful.

00:34:14.440 However, she underwent some, what's it called?

00:34:18.320 It's called cool sculpting.

00:34:20.880 Yes.

00:34:21.180 So she underwent cool sculpting on her, like, on her jaw and her back and arms or something

00:34:26.820 like that.

00:34:27.400 Legs.

00:34:27.620 Legs, yes.

00:34:28.760 And she had a very, very rare, although it's still like 1%, so it's not that rare.

00:34:33.740 It's like 1 out of 100.

00:34:34.680 Yeah.

00:34:34.980 It's really not that rare.

00:34:35.600 She had a bad reaction to it where her skin and her fat, like, hardened.

00:34:41.500 So it didn't, not only didn't go away, it got enlarged and got big and hard and is now

00:34:48.140 she can't even do liposuction. 1.00

00:34:49.720 Like nothing will get rid of this.

00:34:50.940 She's, she has money. 1.00

00:34:52.320 She can get rid, she can't.

00:34:53.340 And so the saddest part about this is that this woman has been in hiding for like five years.

00:34:59.860 She's, I think she's 56 now.

00:35:02.080 She's still beautiful.

00:35:02.900 That's the thing, that's the other sad thing.

00:35:04.740 She, so she says, why do I feel the need to do these things to my body?

00:35:08.980 I always knew I would age and I know that there are things that your body goes through.

00:35:12.380 I just didn't know it would look like this.

00:35:13.580 And she said she doesn't feel like herself.

00:35:15.660 Sometimes she doesn't feel like she wants to live.

00:35:17.800 Like it's, it's so sad what we do to women and what we make them do. 0.93

00:35:23.280 What men do to women.

00:35:24.700 Well, it's women too. 1.00

00:35:25.160 I'm just kidding.

00:35:25.720 Yeah.

00:35:26.440 Like it's what we do to ourselves in society that tell this woman that she wasn't beautiful enough 0.87

00:35:32.220 as she is, who was one of the hottest supermodels of the 90s. 1.00

00:35:35.440 She had more beauty from her face than some of us will see in our entire lives.

00:35:39.020 And she still felt the need to go and muck around with her body.

00:35:42.780 And it had a horrible consequence.

00:35:44.700 And it could, and I'm sure she thinks, well, I would have been so lucky if I just got cool

00:35:48.160 sculpting, sculpting and nothing bad happened.

00:35:50.340 But it's like, already, like you were so beautiful.

00:35:54.320 Yeah.

00:35:54.640 And I think it's really, really fruitful that she is actually speaking out about this.

00:35:58.260 And it's really important that she's admitting that she went, underwent this procedure because

00:36:03.480 so many celebrities we see time and time again are like, no, I didn't get any work done.

00:36:07.900 She has a lot of water. 0.98

00:36:08.820 Yeah.

00:36:09.020 It's like, no, Kendall, we know it's fake.

00:36:11.220 Yeah.

00:36:11.600 That's what, didn't Kim Kardashian say that exact thing?

00:36:13.940 She was like, we do the work.

00:36:15.620 That's why it's okay for us to like have these body standards and like.

00:36:18.060 It's like, no, you don't. 0.93

00:36:19.340 You got butt injections. 1.00

00:36:20.060 Exactly, like we know you did, okay? 0.96

00:36:22.520 Yeah, so it's just so sad that this beautiful woman who's 56, like, you don't need to play 0.71

00:36:27.080 the game anymore.

00:36:28.040 No.

00:36:28.220 You're good.

00:36:28.860 You're good.

00:36:29.460 You made your money, girl.

00:36:30.420 You made your money.

00:36:31.140 Just go on Leo's yacht and relax.

00:36:33.560 Like, I don't get it.

00:36:34.020 So she's come out of hiding to tell her story, which is awesome.

00:36:37.340 But I just, reading the article like almost brought me to tears because I was like, we are

00:36:42.680 women. 0.81

00:36:43.640 We're one day going to age, maybe.

00:36:46.240 Yeah.

00:36:46.420 And I just, I don't want the pressures of society to get me down like that.

00:36:51.580 I just want to age gracefully.

00:36:53.180 And it's terrifying because like you just said, so many celebrities are doing things

00:36:58.020 behind the scenes and not admitting to it.

00:36:59.980 Yeah.

00:37:00.120 And I just don't understand why we can't normalize like embracing your God-given features.

00:37:04.860 You know, you don't have to be perfect.

00:37:07.560 There's beauty in the imperfection, you know?

00:37:09.640 I mean, hell, like a pregnant lady just got herself a nice 25-year-old man. 0.98

00:37:13.660 Like, if she can do it, like, you know, like you have no idea what people are attracted

00:37:18.960 to.

00:37:19.240 So why are you trying to submit to this unrealistic norm?

00:37:23.820 And the fact that she was a supermodel and she still felt like, oh, I can be better.

00:37:27.820 I can be more beautiful.

00:37:28.720 But how is that supposed to make us normies feel, you know?

00:37:31.540 Like, every woman is insecure and social media has done a great job of really amplifying 1.00

00:37:36.840 that.

00:37:37.140 But if these celebrities who are literally some of the most beautiful people in the world

00:37:40.660 are insecure, like, is there any hope for us?

00:37:42.840 And she still is.

00:37:43.260 Like, can we show the photo of her?

00:37:44.720 She's such a beautiful woman.

00:37:46.420 Yeah, look at her face. 1.00

00:37:47.240 She's beautiful.

00:37:47.960 And the fact that she felt, she, in the article, she said that when she first started getting

00:37:52.560 these, like, protrusions, that she completely stopped eating.

00:37:55.960 She was, like, super.

00:37:57.740 She thought it was weight gain or something.

00:37:59.080 Because she thought it was weight gain.

00:37:59.600 And she went to her doctor and was like, I'm not eating anything.

00:38:01.500 Like, why is this happening?

00:38:02.240 And he's like, oh, this is just like a terrible reaction you had.

00:38:04.340 But also, in the article, they said that the doctor's office who performed the cool sculpting,

00:38:11.800 I have such a hard time with that.

00:38:12.820 Cool sculpting.

00:38:13.960 The doctor who performed the cool sculpting offered to do liposuction on her at no cost

00:38:18.780 to fix the problem, which couldn't be fixed, as it turns out.

00:38:21.920 But the condition was that she was not allowed to speak out about what happened to her.

00:38:25.620 And she said no.

00:38:27.060 So she paid for it herself.

00:38:28.160 It didn't work out.

00:38:28.780 But I'm so proud that she was like, no, I'm going to tell people what happened.

00:38:32.080 They need to know.

00:38:32.680 Well, you need to be aware of the risk of some of these procedures.

00:38:35.360 And I think that that's also something that we don't talk about.

00:38:38.300 Like, oh, get your lip injections.

00:38:39.640 But it's like, which is fine if that's what you want to do.

00:38:41.720 But also, we need to understand that there could be a side effect to that.

00:38:45.380 And also, where is it going after it goes in your body?

00:38:48.640 Like, we need to talk about the long-term effects of even this kind of jab.

00:38:52.980 Yeah.

00:38:53.000 Well, exactly.

00:38:53.920 Exactly.

00:38:54.480 You know?

00:38:54.920 All the jabs should be discussed openly.

00:38:57.160 And to shame someone for asking questions about, like, medical procedures, like, not to.

00:39:02.300 Not cute.

00:39:03.080 It's not cute.

00:39:03.900 And I think mostly, my biggest thought on this is it just speaks to the fact that we

00:39:08.140 cannot root our identities and our self-worth and our appearance because your beauty and

00:39:12.820 your figure and all of those things, they're fleeting.

00:39:15.180 And ultimately, like, they don't define who you are.

00:39:17.080 And you'll never be satisfied because you will never be pretty enough.

00:39:19.700 And there will always be someone younger and more beautiful than you.

00:39:22.320 Yeah.

00:39:22.360 Let's just normalize beautiful personalities. 1.00

00:39:24.960 Yeah.

00:39:25.200 Okay?

00:39:26.200 Like, cuteness comes from the inside.

00:39:27.500 It does.

00:39:27.580 We know this from Justin Trudeau.

00:39:28.820 Yeah.

00:39:29.380 Because the man is an attractive man because, you know, he has good genetics from whomever

00:39:35.440 his father is.

00:39:36.380 But you see the hate in his eyes and his fear and his, like, control.

00:39:41.540 And it makes him not attractive.

00:39:43.060 So, like, whether you're gorgeous or not, like, what...

00:39:45.520 Oh, my goodness.

00:39:46.140 I hit the mic.

00:39:47.060 What's most important is what's inside, you guys.

00:39:49.380 It's what's inside.

00:39:50.600 That was a nice moment.

00:39:51.520 Yeah.

00:39:52.220 I feel good about that.

00:39:53.180 So, maybe we should talk about some celebrities now.

00:39:56.560 Let's talk about...

00:39:57.200 Wait, celebrities or fashion?

00:39:58.660 Some fashion celebrities.

00:40:00.280 Oh, some fashion celebrities.

00:40:01.160 Celebrities in fashion.

00:40:02.020 Wait, is this Julia Fox?

00:40:02.920 That is the one and only.

00:40:04.180 Oh, my gosh.

00:40:04.840 That's so funny.

00:40:05.680 I was like, who is this person?

00:40:06.700 What does she do? 1.00

00:40:07.400 Well, there she is. 0.87

00:40:08.240 She's on the runway.

00:40:09.020 She's on the runway.

00:40:09.540 She's a model, I guess. 0.59

00:40:10.380 Okay.

00:40:10.680 That makes sense.

00:40:10.820 So, we're going to show you guys every star at Fashion Week.

00:40:14.160 So, this is in New York, I believe.

00:40:16.180 New York.

00:40:16.760 New York.

00:40:17.260 What is it?

00:40:18.180 Let's just show you guys some images and react.

00:40:21.140 Comcrete jungle where dreams are made of.

00:40:22.460 So, this is a horrible look.

00:40:24.800 Yeah.

00:40:25.460 Like, she's got a banging figure. 1.00

00:40:28.840 And even her in that dress is like, what am I looking at?

00:40:32.640 I don't know.

00:40:33.460 What is that?

00:40:34.140 I don't know.

00:40:34.840 It's horrible.

00:40:35.700 And she does... 0.96

00:40:36.060 It's like all the wrong parts of the boob. 0.99

00:40:37.560 She looks like the black swan again. 0.90

00:40:39.840 Yeah.

00:40:40.340 That might just be her face. 0.99

00:40:41.360 I think she's the black swan.

00:40:43.020 Yeah.

00:40:43.280 So, I don't know.

00:40:44.020 So, if this person, this statuesque woman looks terrible in that, what is it?

00:40:49.060 A thong top?

00:40:50.920 I don't know.

00:40:51.640 It's like showing the wrong stuff and not showing the good stuff.

00:40:54.360 Next week, we'll wear it and let me know just how horrible it is.

00:40:57.880 Here's some other person who we don't know.

00:41:00.640 So, this is, I think, Harry Hamlin's daughter.

00:41:03.660 She's young.

00:41:04.320 She's very young.

00:41:05.200 She's... 1.00

00:41:05.760 Look at her legs. 1.00

00:41:06.740 Yeah.

00:41:07.200 The point is the fashion.

00:41:08.540 The fashion.

00:41:09.420 I hate it.

00:41:09.980 I hate it, too.

00:41:11.420 Like, maybe that top with something else.

00:41:15.000 I don't know.

00:41:16.060 I don't like it.

00:41:17.040 No, why are we doing low rise?

00:41:18.640 No one looks good in low rise, you guys.

00:41:20.560 Only people with, like, washboard abs.

00:41:22.840 Only, like, six-year-olds can do it because they're just, like, you know, I don't know.

00:41:26.520 Just little kids can do it.

00:41:27.940 Yeah, me too.

00:41:28.520 Like, when you grow up and you get a little stuff there.

00:41:31.860 Which we will one day experience.

00:41:33.560 Yeah, because we're still young.

00:41:34.800 Yeah.

00:41:35.300 So, this is what Madeline Pesch, is that her name? 0.83

00:41:37.960 She's from the Archie show Riverdale.

00:41:40.880 Oh, Riverdale.

00:41:41.720 I don't like this look either.

00:41:43.180 Does she play Archie?

00:41:44.220 Yes, she is transgender Archie. 1.00

00:41:48.080 This is, like, again, this is, like, something that I've seen before.

00:41:52.180 I don't like the colors.

00:41:53.300 No, the color's awful.

00:41:54.100 It looks like if it was in black and white and she was Audrey Hepburn.

00:41:57.320 That'd be cool.

00:41:58.020 It would be cool.

00:41:58.440 But she's not.

00:41:59.300 But she's not.

00:41:59.740 So, moving on.

00:42:00.500 It's just a tube top and a peasant skirt.

00:42:02.520 Yeah.

00:42:03.060 Who is this?

00:42:03.700 And, like, this is a...

00:42:05.980 That's just a coat.

00:42:07.020 She's just wearing a coat.

00:42:08.360 She's just wearing a coat.

00:42:09.420 It's a cool coat.

00:42:10.140 I like that coat.

00:42:10.620 It's a nice coat.

00:42:11.360 I would wear that.

00:42:11.480 But, like, it's not really anything special.

00:42:14.900 Oh, it's Uma.

00:42:15.940 Oh, nice.

00:42:16.420 She looks different.

00:42:17.560 Uma.

00:42:18.400 Uma Jerry.

00:42:19.200 Uma.

00:42:20.700 Yeah, Uma's cool, but no.

00:42:22.800 No, I don't.

00:42:23.580 Yeah, it's a coat.

00:42:24.340 It's a coat.

00:42:24.720 It's a nice coat.

00:42:25.360 Wow, is this pajamas?

00:42:26.760 This is.

00:42:27.140 She's... 1.00

00:42:28.020 These are her long johns.

00:42:29.000 Katie Holmes.

00:42:29.280 She's ready for bed.

00:42:30.600 She looks mad.

00:42:30.980 She's like, oh, I'm tired, so I'm going to go to bed right after this.

00:42:33.860 This is like...

00:42:34.100 She's like, I'm going to New York Fashion Week.

00:42:36.140 I'm going to get in my jams.

00:42:37.420 Yeah.

00:42:37.720 I'm going to have a nap right after.

00:42:39.980 Yeah.

00:42:40.500 Can't waste a second.

00:42:41.840 No, Katie.

00:42:42.600 No, Katie.

00:42:42.960 Okay.

00:42:43.300 This is, like, the dystopian.

00:42:45.580 She has bullets in there, probably. 1.00

00:42:47.540 So, this is good.

00:42:48.280 She's being proactive for when they come for her.

00:42:51.460 Yeah, when the aliens come.

00:42:52.340 When the aliens come.

00:42:53.700 Or the government.

00:42:54.600 Whatever happens first.

00:42:55.660 Yeah.

00:42:55.880 It's not good.

00:42:57.480 It's not.

00:42:58.260 It's not cute.

00:42:58.440 I really was hoping that New York would be better.

00:43:00.520 Me too.

00:43:00.920 I'm really disappointed.

00:43:01.400 I love the neon mask in the background, though.

00:43:03.680 Mm-hmm.

00:43:04.780 Yeah.

00:43:05.480 The people behind her look better than her.

00:43:07.460 Look at that.

00:43:08.180 What is that head?

00:43:09.800 Do you see that, like, hat thing?

00:43:10.540 Yeah, I see that hat.

00:43:11.600 That's cool.

00:43:11.860 That looks like something from, like, The Legend of Zelda. 0.67

00:43:14.340 And it's, like, a monster you have to kill.

00:43:16.180 What's next here? 0.99

00:43:17.120 Or that's just a white dress with a cutout to see how skinny she is. 1.00

00:43:21.880 Of all the things, it's not the worst one.

00:43:23.460 It's not, but it's definitely not the best.

00:43:25.360 It's, like, something you would see at, like, one of those teen stores.

00:43:29.060 Yeah, like Garage.

00:43:30.100 Yeah, Garage.

00:43:30.660 You know?

00:43:31.200 Yeah.

00:43:32.160 Who's this person?

00:43:33.440 This looks like a nice stately dress.

00:43:35.480 She looks like she's a royal.

00:43:37.020 This is something Princess Di wore in the 90s. 0.94

00:43:39.900 It kind of looks like she's in that royal show that's really popular with all the queens.

00:43:45.240 Princess Di's revenge dress.

00:43:46.900 Yeah, I don't.

00:43:48.180 It's okay, but it seems a bit dated to me.

00:43:50.200 Why are we not coming out with new good stuff?

00:43:52.840 Like, we have new stuff.

00:43:53.820 It's all bad.

00:43:54.760 It is bad.

00:43:55.420 Is this Nikki Hilton?

00:43:57.120 Love Nikki Hilton.

00:43:58.300 I like this look.

00:43:58.680 That's actually pretty.

00:43:59.640 This is a good look.

00:44:00.660 Yeah, she's a classy lady. 1.00

00:44:01.940 She's actually wearing, like, a dress and a nice coat with a lapel and cuffs and cute shoes.

00:44:07.480 Yeah, like this.

00:44:08.460 I'm going to say, like, modern Alice in Wonderland vibes here.

00:44:11.200 Again, I get a little Audrey Hepburn, but it's, like, it's elevated and it's modern.

00:44:15.040 I like this.

00:44:15.600 That's okay.

00:44:16.200 She looks cute.

00:44:17.160 She looks cute.

00:44:18.120 This next one is...

00:44:20.600 Who are these people?

00:44:21.800 I don't know these people.

00:44:22.900 I'm so out of the loop.

00:44:24.000 I know.

00:44:24.280 I don't know who any celebrities are, and yet that's all we talk about.

00:44:26.520 This is their names.

00:44:27.020 This is Eva S...

00:44:28.320 Okay.

00:44:29.400 Sita?

00:44:30.040 Eva Sita?

00:44:30.700 What?

00:44:31.160 And Miss J. Alexander.

00:44:32.600 Miss J. Alexander is from America's Next Top Model.

00:44:36.300 Okay.

00:44:36.640 Yeah, like a mentor.

00:44:37.760 Okay.

00:44:38.060 Okay, well, I don't care for this.

00:44:39.940 Yeah, those boots are pants.

00:44:41.160 She looks like fruit. 0.91

00:44:42.800 She's like, I'm...

00:44:43.520 Are those boots up to her actual... 1.00

00:44:45.080 I think those are her pants. 1.00

00:44:46.460 She looks like she fell from a tree in a tropical island, and she's the fruit. 0.58

00:44:52.000 And he's like, nom, nom, nom.

00:44:53.140 Yeah, I want to drink those boots.

00:44:53.840 Like, he's in all black.

00:44:54.680 But she's wearing, like, something fun on her head.

00:44:56.780 Yeah, it's, like, her feathers. 0.53

00:44:58.500 Yeah, that's cool.

00:44:59.260 She needs to fly away. 1.00

00:45:00.340 Again, at least it's something.

00:45:01.800 Yeah, it's not good, but sure.

00:45:04.320 Yeah.

00:45:04.680 A for...

00:45:06.540 Ah.

00:45:07.180 Eh.

00:45:07.860 What is this now?

00:45:08.620 This is terrible.

00:45:09.800 This is, like, a blue disco suit.

00:45:11.000 This is what Hillary Clinton wore on the night she lost the election, I'm pretty sure.

00:45:14.920 I'm pretty sure...

00:45:15.600 Except it was a little higher.

00:45:16.680 That's great.

00:45:17.140 Not fashion.

00:45:18.400 This is a white suit.

00:45:19.540 Is this another Katie Holmes?

00:45:20.940 Katie Holmes... 1.00

00:45:21.200 Okay, so she got out of her bathrobe. 1.00

00:45:23.240 People were like, you look like crap, Katie. 0.99

00:45:24.920 Go home and change. 1.00

00:45:26.020 Slick that.

00:45:26.660 She's like, tire back. 0.98

00:45:27.340 Like, slick that hair back.

00:45:28.920 Put on some heels, Katie.

00:45:30.120 Come on.

00:45:30.640 And who do we have here?

00:45:33.300 Nikki Hilton.

00:45:33.900 She does it again. 0.97

00:45:35.220 She looks cute, but it's not really that unique.

00:45:37.760 Is that a leopard print dress?

00:45:39.560 Yeah.

00:45:40.000 Like, hello, 2018.

00:45:44.040 Come on.

00:45:44.960 I just...

00:45:45.440 I don't like this.

00:45:46.260 It's boring.

00:45:47.120 It's tired.

00:45:48.300 Nikki.

00:45:48.980 Oh, this pink outfit is cool.

00:45:51.100 I like this.

00:45:51.920 Is that Tayshia Adams from The Bachelor?

00:45:53.020 Oh, it is Tayshia. 1.00

00:45:54.400 I love Tayshia.

00:45:55.060 She's freaking gorgeous. 0.53

00:45:56.240 Yeah, she's so beautiful.

00:45:57.260 And her outfit looks great.

00:45:58.340 Trust for, like, a random person from a reality show to have, like, an awesome outfit.

00:46:01.900 Yeah, that's so funny.

00:46:02.700 She's just, like, a normie.

00:46:03.860 Yeah, she's just, like, a human.

00:46:04.920 Yeah, she looks cute. 0.73

00:46:06.520 They don't look flattering.

00:46:08.920 Like, none of these clothes...

00:46:09.540 Like, her outfit...

00:46:10.240 She's wearing a red pantsuit, very Hillary Clinton-esque. 0.79

00:46:12.300 I think it's the photographer.

00:46:13.300 She's doing a terrible job. 0.99

00:46:14.320 But, yeah, like, again, you're wearing a matching suit, which is so 2006.

00:46:19.660 And then they look like...

00:46:20.440 The other two look like they're wearing Mother of the Bride dresses.

00:46:22.460 Yeah, exactly.

00:46:23.000 Like, who's wedding is it?

00:46:24.980 Like, why?

00:46:26.100 Who's getting married?

00:46:27.260 No.

00:46:27.560 Is it Drew?

00:46:29.220 This is, like, very Wizard of Oz.

00:46:30.920 Like, she's...

00:46:31.540 But it's, like, you should have stayed behind the curtain.

00:46:34.540 Yeah, it's not cute.

00:46:36.060 What is happening?

00:46:37.280 Like, what is with celebs?

00:46:38.960 Like, are they just...

00:46:39.560 They need some inspo.

00:46:40.280 Should we call them?

00:46:40.440 They need some inspo.

00:46:41.420 Okay, okay.

00:46:42.160 This is cute.

00:46:42.980 I like this.

00:46:44.460 This is, like, the wizard should have come out.

00:46:46.660 And the wizard did come out.

00:46:47.920 Yeah.

00:46:48.180 I've arrived.

00:46:49.200 Yeah.

00:46:49.640 At least you're showing me something.

00:46:51.380 I like this.

00:46:52.040 This is creative.

00:46:52.740 I love the color.

00:46:53.520 I like that neon's becoming more of a thing.

00:46:55.480 Yes, yes.

00:46:55.620 We need to normalize neon, you know?

00:46:57.480 Witch tones.

00:46:58.080 Yeah, I really love this.

00:46:59.040 I actually really like that.

00:47:00.020 Me too.

00:47:00.440 Because it's something.

00:47:01.020 It's big and it's...

00:47:01.900 Yeah.

00:47:02.500 Oh, okay.

00:47:03.040 Oh, come on, Tan France. 1.00

00:47:04.540 Tan, you can do better than that.

00:47:06.480 He looks better on any episode of Queer Eye than he does.

00:47:09.140 He looks like a desperate hipster from the West End, you know?

00:47:12.920 Tan, those pants, man.

00:47:14.420 Those are, like, old lady pants.

00:47:15.760 It's not good.

00:47:16.600 And he can do better.

00:47:17.820 Oh, he can do better.

00:47:18.640 He's gorgeous.

00:47:19.960 This is kind of very, like...

00:47:21.240 This is, like, what Britney Spears would wear during her tour in 2001.

00:47:24.860 It kind of reminds me of, like, a Spartacus kind of movie.

00:47:28.220 Like, you know, I'm thinking, like, Caesar.

00:47:30.360 Like, he's in battle.

00:47:31.840 Yeah.

00:47:32.060 But he, like, they cut off some of his armor and this is bare skin, you know? 0.96

00:47:36.280 It's really short.

00:47:37.060 Like, for fashion to be that short and also have those midriff cutouts, it's like...

00:47:42.160 And the arms.

00:47:42.940 How do you sit?

00:47:43.680 Cover something.

00:47:44.620 How do you sit down in that?

00:47:45.580 Fashion isn't just about showing skin. 0.99

00:47:46.800 Like, if I sat down in that, it'd be, like, bleh.

00:47:49.220 Yeah, it would be rolling all over the place.

00:47:50.980 Oh, this is cool, actually.

00:47:52.420 I like this.

00:47:53.180 Who is this?

00:47:53.940 Is this Amanda Seyfried?

00:47:55.620 Yeah, she looks...

00:47:56.260 I don't like her or her politics, but I like this a lot, actually.

00:48:00.760 You know, I'm not against the bra under a blazer.

00:48:03.540 I love it.

00:48:04.140 I think we should normalize it in the workplace.

00:48:06.320 No, I'm just kidding.

00:48:06.960 We'll do that to you guys.

00:48:08.980 Yeah, it's not terrible.

00:48:09.840 I like it.

00:48:10.380 It's something.

00:48:11.320 Oh, my God.

00:48:11.700 This guy's from The Bachelor, too.

00:48:13.600 Oh, he's cute.

00:48:14.560 What's his name?

00:48:15.060 I forget his name.

00:48:15.660 I don't know, but his outfit's boring.

00:48:17.540 Yeah, but he's just so good looking.

00:48:18.800 He's so hot.

00:48:19.880 Yeah.

00:48:20.580 Yeah, he's hot.

00:48:21.580 Yeah, he's super hot.

00:48:22.060 We can move on from him.

00:48:23.180 Tyler Cameron.

00:48:23.680 And that's it. 1.00

00:48:24.960 Well, New York, you suck. 1.00

00:48:26.840 You sucked. 1.00

00:48:27.780 You sucked the big apple. 1.00

00:48:28.720 I personally liked the big tent that we saw at Copenhagen Fashion Week last week. 0.99

00:48:33.460 Just because they can use that tent to cover up all these hideous looks. 0.67

00:48:36.080 Well, and, yeah, like, it's more resourceful in that regard.

00:48:39.500 Yeah, and you can also live in it when the dollar collapses.

00:48:42.180 Yeah, great.

00:48:43.400 So it's two in one there, arguably maybe five in one, depending on how creative you feel.

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Rebel News Podcast - February 23, 2022

Miss Understood No. 2 — Self Love With A Side of Botox

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