Rebel News Podcast - February 23, 2022


Miss Understood No. 2 — Self Love With A Side of Botox


Episode Stats

Length

49 minutes

Words per Minute

201.8255

Word Count

10,083

Sentence Count

1,245

Misogynist Sentences

64

Hate Speech Sentences

32


Summary

In this episode of Misunderstood, Nat and Kat discuss a variety of topics, ranging from Nina Dobrev and Sean White's disgusting kiss, to Justin Bieber saving Tim Hortons, to taking the term love yourself a little too literally.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hello and welcome to Misunderstood, a show for all you culturally and politically misunderstood
00:00:13.880 ladies and gents. We're your hosts. I'm Kat. And I'm Nat. And today we're going to be covering a
00:00:19.160 bunch of topics ranging from Justin Bieber saving Tim Hortons to taking the term love yourself a
00:00:24.700 little too literally. But first we're going to start off the show with our patented culture
00:00:28.840 shock moment. Take it away Kat. Me? Yeah girl. Alrighty then. Well Nina Dobrev and her boo Sean
00:00:37.240 White shared a pretty disgusting kiss the other day and they posted it to IG because of course
00:00:43.120 what else do you do with disgusting things other than post them on Instagram? I share all my
00:00:47.460 disgusting moments in life on Instagram as well. Let's pull up the image there. So they're both
00:00:56.360 wearing face shields not just masks like the plastic shields and they're like tonguing each
00:01:01.500 other through the plastic. I hate it. I hate it. Like what are you getting on your tongue and what
00:01:08.380 are you leaving on the plastic is my question. That's so true but also like just why like why
00:01:13.260 are we normalizing masks and and face shields as if this is a sexy and romantic thing like it ain't
00:01:19.000 sexy Sean. It ain't sexy. It makes me sick. It makes me sick. It makes me gosh darn sick. And also
00:01:24.800 like is he supposed to be quarantining or is it just they're just doing it for being silly because
00:01:30.260 if they're supposed to be quarantining I feel like they're still spreading germs. Mm-hmm. So basically
00:01:35.880 super spreader for life. Yeah. I hear he's some sort of athlete.
00:01:41.220 Don't know. I don't know. Don't know. Because the Olympics never happen. Yeah. What Olympics?
00:01:47.240 The Olympics. I guess he's just hanging out in China. I guess so. But you know there there is
00:01:52.260 some good news in the celebrity world actually. Justin Bieber saved Tim Hortons. I don't know if
00:01:56.780 you heard about that. Oh my gosh because Tim Hortons was not doing well I guess. Yeah. So I guess
00:02:01.060 his line of donuts for those of you who don't know Tim Biebs. I guess that's the collab. They called
00:02:07.000 it Tim Biebs. And basically they made Tim Hortons a fortune. Sales actually rose 10.3% in the fourth
00:02:13.580 quarter of 2021 which basically reversed the 11% decline from the year before. So I didn't know
00:02:20.660 that Tim Hortons wasn't doing well. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe maybe it had something to do with the
00:02:25.880 fact that you know many of these metropolitan areas that had Tim Hortons were probably locked
00:02:30.440 down. People were at their cottages with Doug Ford. Stuff like that. Yeah you're right. Because
00:02:34.740 in the small town where I'm staying right now there's a Tim Hortons that's usually packed full
00:02:40.100 of retirees and old people and they're all enjoying their coffees and chatting away and
00:02:44.300 since that the lockdown they've been completely it's been a ghost town. Right. And I actually see
00:02:49.020 people outside in their cars like doing like a parking convoy like tailgating. Right. But I am
00:02:54.480 tailgating Tim Hortons. Yeah. But they're still buying coffee but I guess like you're not there's just
00:02:59.040 not as much money being spent there on total. And if people are working from home they're less
00:03:04.540 likely to go out and get their coffee arguably too. That's true. Yeah. Commuters. Yeah exactly.
00:03:09.000 They're on Zoom in their sweatpants not ordering tinnies. It's kind of exciting that Tim Hortons
00:03:14.100 that Justin Bieber probably saved a lot of people's jobs. Wow you know that's not a terrible
00:03:21.380 thing. That's not a terrible thing. Have you tried the donut? No I haven't. Oh yeah you don't you can't.
00:03:25.860 I can't say I'm on a diet. Yeah. She's so fat. I have not tried the donuts out of spite. Right. Yeah.
00:03:34.380 Well that's a powerful reaction to a donut. But apparently they're not that good. So I don't think
00:03:39.120 you're missing out. I think that's just like they like reinvented the donuts like double chocolate.
00:03:43.180 It's like I'm pretty sure we could have figured that out without Justin Bieber and his absolutely
00:03:48.040 atrocious haircut. We should we should look comment on his appearance. Let's show that picture producer
00:03:53.620 AD because it's the haircut. He used to be known for his hair. Yeah his like cool like obviously he
00:03:59.720 was a child at the time. No. But like his hair right now is like Ellen DeGeneres. He does look
00:04:06.000 like Ellen. He looks like Ellen 10 years from now. Yeah exactly. It's not good. Yeah. So you know
00:04:12.360 one it is good though that he saved. Yes it's cool. Well we won't dwell on your physical appearance
00:04:18.280 there. We're above that. We're above that for sure. But maybe we should quickly touch about
00:04:23.860 touch on the fact that Tim Hortons was considering keeping the vax mandate and the vax passport in place
00:04:30.620 despite the fact that Ontario has now called for an end to those. Yes. So interesting. I they have
00:04:37.000 since kind of rescinded and changed their mind and they're going to follow the government's directives
00:04:40.640 but come on Tim Hortons. Yeah it was just the other day they tweeted that they would be regardless
00:04:45.160 of the mandates being dropped that they would continue to enforce vaccine passports. But then
00:04:49.640 it was like two days later they're like never mind. I guess they did a little polling or they talked to
00:04:55.580 their execs. A little polling and the execs were like no you know I get that you're trying to be woke
00:05:00.740 and have your like standards or whatever but we actually need to sell Tim Biebs. Yeah and also though
00:05:05.680 if you were struggling with your sales why would you be why would you be blocking service to certain
00:05:11.320 people who may want to come in and enjoy a Tim Biebs at a table. Like you're you're you're excluding
00:05:15.940 people. You're excluding business. It makes no sense. Are you struggling or not? I guess exactly. We
00:05:20.420 got a little too cocky. I think the answer is yes they are. Yes. They're happy to have people eating
00:05:24.620 Tim Biebs all day long. Which you know leads into our next article. Yes. Which is a terrible article. Terrible.
00:05:31.960 Garbage from BlogTO. Well what what else would you expect? Yeah I know. I only look at BlogTO for
00:05:38.420 like oh there's a new donut shop in town and I'm like okay. It's called Tim Hortons. Maybe I'll try
00:05:43.280 it. Um you know so this article is not everyone is happy that Ontario's vaccine passport program is
00:05:48.300 ending. So did you read this article? I did. I'm it was sad. Um I do think we should maybe scroll
00:05:54.320 through and read some of some of the tweets that they embed because because it's funny that they they use
00:05:59.500 these people and it's like who the heck are you? Like okay this person is verified they have a blue
00:06:03.680 check mark. But most of the time if you go click their profile it's like this is like Jill89725 with
00:06:09.040 one follower and no profile photo. It's like are you the most? The account was created in 2022. Yeah like
00:06:14.220 are you the most reliable source for this? Like who is this person? I don't know. I can't read that because
00:06:18.500 it's too far away from me. But the general consensus among these tweets are like well I won't be dining in
00:06:23.600 any restaurant that lowers the vaccine passport. It's like okay Chris. Yeah okay Linda76925. No one
00:06:30.080 cares. There's like millions of people that will go. Literally so many of us. But also I do these
00:06:35.740 people just really not believe that their vaccine works. Like I think that's what I just cannot
00:06:39.280 understand. Like dude you took the vax you're probably triple jabbed. Like aren't you protected
00:06:44.380 against the virus? No you have to be protected so that they're protected so that you have to get the
00:06:52.000 vaccine so that their vaccine works better because their vaccine is very effective but only if you
00:06:57.560 wait. Okay but also do you think maybe it's partially just this like the rhetoric around
00:07:04.220 the unvaccinated is partially why they don't want to dine with us because. We're scum. Well we're scum
00:07:09.140 and we're filthy but but Omicron clearly proved that the vaccine is not ineffective. Well I mean that
00:07:16.040 the vaccine is rather ineffective sorry. Yeah well everything I've read and heard from doctors is that
00:07:21.940 the vaccine was created to um to kill the alpha variant or whatever the very first variant was
00:07:29.480 and every variant after that it's like they're changing so fast and mutating so fast that the
00:07:33.660 vaccine isn't updated with the new variant molecules or whatever they need. So yes we've
00:07:39.700 found very clearly across the board that people are saying that Omicron is not uh sorry is not
00:07:45.560 receptive to the vaccine. Right. So why the heck what the heck is everyone's problem? What is your problem?
00:07:51.180 They're just so full of fear. I in that article it was like what it's terrifying to me that I could
00:07:56.360 be sat next to an unvaccinated diner like just stay home lady. Stay home and imagine if you
00:08:03.300 change the word unvaccinated to any other sort of characteristic like hello that would be extremely
00:08:09.400 bigoted. Yeah. So y'all bigots. Yeah. As per use. As per use. But this does bleed into our next uh our next
00:08:16.720 topic. So Toronto restaurants um are divided over whether to still enforce the vaccine passport so
00:08:23.220 that's interesting. So I mean they can do it I just I won't go there and that's fine because I have
00:08:28.480 millions and millions of dollars to spend. Absolutely but I think it's actually a good thing like I think
00:08:33.460 BlogTO you need to keep publishing this crap so I know exactly who not to support. Exactly. Yeah it's
00:08:38.800 it's gonna be a no-brainer and I think in the article they're like people are concerned uh I wrote
00:08:44.240 notes but it's basically like the the restaurants are concerned with dropping the mandates but
00:08:48.600 they're also like well if you know Jimmy's pizza doesn't drop the mandate and they have they have
00:08:54.720 the vaccine passport and then Timmy's pizza next door is open for business to everyone. Timmy's pizza
00:08:59.520 is gonna get a lot more business and they're like why would we why would we like cap ourselves like
00:09:04.300 that and it's like well now you're thinking like a businessman. Yeah. Makes sense to me but
00:09:08.060 they're like oh I know. Friggin relax guys. Relax guys. Like again had COVID. Me too. Recovered. Look great.
00:09:17.800 We couldn't look any better. No. We could feel better. We could. We could. We're tired. We're a little
00:09:23.480 tired um so speaking of tired Uber drivers they're a little sick and tired of Torontonians um surprise
00:09:30.880 surprise although funny we should note um despite the fact that Toronto Uber passengers were ranked among
00:09:36.640 the worst in all of Canada Ottawa actually tanks the rank for number one. Yes that's so funny. Completely
00:09:42.400 unsurprising it's Justin Trudeau. Yeah it's Justin and Sophie Trudeau basically I mean it's just funny
00:09:47.100 because Ottawa obviously Ottawa's not just politicians but I'm thinking I'm thinking the downtown core where
00:09:52.960 people use a lot of Ubers is probably all Justin Trudeau. Exactly and they have the worst rating on Uber
00:09:58.660 in the country and it's very funny and at the end of this article um it's a very condescending lecture
00:10:05.100 from the author and it's all the things that you shouldn't do to get a low Uber rating and by the
00:10:10.200 sounds of the way he's writing which is like rushed and unclear I feel like he probably commits all of
00:10:17.560 those things like don't slam the door like don't play music or whatever like don't wipe like don't
00:10:22.680 leave garbage and it's like the guy who wrote this is so you can just tell by his writing he does all
00:10:27.540 of that. Oh for sure. He's one of those. He's one of those. I'm convinced though that part of the reason
00:10:32.380 why certain people get ranked so low is because of the things they talk about like I always talk
00:10:36.400 about politics. Yeah. You know I'm like what do you think of Trump? Yeah like but like let's get real
00:10:41.120 about religion. You jab like Islam. Exactly and they're like get her out of here. So are you just
00:10:47.940 admitting that you have a terrible Uber rating? No I actually don't but I'm so courteous as per that
00:10:52.480 dude's list so I'm like where did I go wrong it must be my big mouth. But you also notice on the list
00:10:59.420 that um the smaller cities in Canada mostly in the west. Yeah. Have the best ratings and I'm like
00:11:05.380 isn't it interesting that the places where you know not to talk about trunks but like it seemed
00:11:11.300 like Lethbridge Alberta is one of them and there we go Abbotsford. My hometown Abbotsford. That's a
00:11:17.620 Bible Belt. Lethbridge. Saskatoon. I feel like these are places where a lot of people are pro truck pro
00:11:25.240 freedom and it seems like they're polite nice cordial people and then the people in Ottawa who
00:11:29.900 are like oh the harassment. The elites. The elites. Like they have the worst rating and it's like hmm
00:11:35.200 Hey maybe you the problem. Maybe you're your problem. Maybe. I think so. I think so. Speaking of truckers. Truckers. So this
00:11:44.480 article is from Teen Vogue. Most reliable source in the combination. You've got to read it. If you're not reading Teen Vogue
00:11:49.800 every day what are you even doing. And if your kids reading Teen Vogue lock them up. Yeah take away
00:11:54.440 their internet. Take it away. Canada's Freedom Convoy and you know how it's gonna be when they
00:11:58.720 put Freedom Convoy in quotes. Canada's Freedom Convoy trucker protests aren't about freedom. So
00:12:04.500 oh my gosh. I'm gonna just tell you what this article is about so you don't have to waste your
00:12:07.820 time. But basically the article says that the Freedom Convoy isn't about freedom but it's a route
00:12:12.420 white supremacy. Holla. And I had to do a little bit of investigative journalism. Oh my gosh. Did
00:12:20.560 you file an ATIP? I didn't have to. I just googled the girl. She's a white girl. She's a white girl
00:12:27.080 who wrote about how this whole Freedom Convoy is about white supremacy. And it's just like I love
00:12:32.300 when white people tell minorities that they're being oppressed. Yeah. Like they're like no you don't
00:12:36.560 understand where the white people are tricking you and dominating you like you silly people you can't
00:12:41.040 possibly understand. It's like feels racist. Feels a little racist. Like you don't if people are
00:12:48.120 being oppressed they'll probably know it. You don't need to explain that to them. So the white girl
00:12:52.920 thinks it's hilarious to conflate the truckers with January 6th. And she says that it's Big Tech's fault
00:12:59.160 for not censoring people more. Oh good. Well you know one day Big Tech's gonna come for you Susan.
00:13:06.180 That's not her name. But one day Big Tech's gonna come for you and you're gonna come crying back to us.
00:13:10.860 And yeah. And we will welcome you. We will. But that's another thing I wanted to note from this
00:13:14.600 article. Like we are literally fighting. Well not us. But the truckers and the people in this
00:13:20.160 movement are fighting for freedom for everyone. Including the entitled Biznatch who wrote this
00:13:25.920 article. Yes. Yes. Like we are fighting for you. We are fighting for you. Yeah. So she can go clubbing
00:13:30.520 with her unvaccinated boyfriend. Yeah exactly. So I just think that really that really gets me. It's
00:13:36.140 like we're not these hateful bigoted people that you claim. Well I am. Well okay. JK. She also talked
00:13:43.360 about the fact that 90 percent of the truckers are vaccinated. So that's why this isn't actually
00:13:48.080 about freedom. I don't understand the correlation at all. Yeah. Because we've seen so many signs of
00:13:53.000 people saying I'm vaccinated. Yeah. And I'm against the vaccine mandates. That's like. That's the thing
00:13:56.720 though. Like since when does being vaccinated mean you're automatically promanted. I don't understand.
00:14:02.240 They love to conflate those two things. They do. But it's just not the actual reality. But
00:14:05.600 reality and Teen Vogue articles. There is a bit of a bit of an issue there. Yeah. There's a
00:14:11.760 contradiction. She also did say though. And this is important words of wisdom. Of course our nearest
00:14:18.260 hope for reaching a semblance of normal life. That freedom is to get vaccinated. Yeah. So she's not a
00:14:26.040 doctor. No. She's like 10. Yeah. She's like I'm writing for Teen Vogue. Like how many lip glosses
00:14:31.340 like styles to wear this day. Oh my gosh. That was a terrible fake article title. It was a good one. I
00:14:37.020 like to read it. But I mean and she also goes in to talk about how like the protests have included
00:14:42.500 like white supremacist and white nationalist imagery. That was literally like one person. Like one guy.
00:14:46.560 It was probably her boyfriend. One freaking. It was her boyfriend. Yeah. He was masked. Who was followed around by
00:14:51.280 Trudeau's personal photographer. So it's like how what how did they catch up. Do they have each
00:14:55.600 other's cell phone numbers. Do they tell like are they friends. Yeah. Like why can't we just think
00:14:59.620 critically about these things. We're seeing viral videos of people who are at these protests.
00:15:03.640 People who have been along the convoy showing videos that these people are diverse. There's
00:15:08.760 different age groups different ethnicities. Some of them are vaccinated. Like come on just look at
00:15:13.080 what's in front of you. Yeah. It's not hard to find these videos. Yeah but she would have to take
00:15:17.140 her head out of her butt. Oh. To do that. Oh. Sorry. Oh. Well that's true. That's true. I have a question for you.
00:15:25.420 Yeah. Why are women most often hit by climate change? So I've I really thought a lot about this.
00:15:32.700 We're so skinny that when we go outside and there's like strong winds it does kind of tend to blow us
00:15:38.100 over. It blows me into a volcano. Like literally blown away with the wind. Okay. So maybe there is some
00:15:42.460 truth in that. However there's no truth to the next article we want to show you. This is from BBC
00:15:48.200 too. So it's like a slightly slightly better source than Teen Vogue. A little bit. But like it's still
00:15:53.140 a state broadcaster. Yes. Let's bring her up. Yeah. So basically women are this is explaining why
00:15:59.620 women are often worse hit by climate change in it. The Center for Climate Justice Base in Glasgow.
00:16:05.180 Which I had no like have you ever heard of such a thing? No. Never heard of it. Climate justice. Like
00:16:09.280 no climate. You're committing injustice against me. Maybe they'll add climate change to the flag.
00:16:15.100 Yeah. It'll get its own stripe. It'll get its own. It'll be like a tree.
00:16:20.000 Die. So basically the article reads extreme weather disasters intensify existing inequalities in
00:16:27.060 society and women don't have good enough representation at climate talks to have their say
00:16:31.360 on effective solutions. Says the female climate professor representing the Center for Climate
00:16:37.240 Justice. Yeah. And everyone that's cited in this article is like a woman. So I don't understand.
00:16:43.060 No representation. That correlation. Also like the whole inequality thing. It's like don't you think
00:16:48.800 that's more socioeconomic than gender inequality? I think so. I don't think it has to be rooted in
00:16:55.420 your gender at all. There are very successful men. There are very successful women. It doesn't really
00:16:59.320 have anything to do with your gender. And there's there's families who include men who are
00:17:05.220 socioeconomically disadvantaged living in countries like I forget the name of Malawi Africa. Malawi
00:17:13.000 Africa. Yeah. Who are definitely being impacted by climate change. But it's not because of their
00:17:18.400 gender. No. It's because of where they live and their you know economic status. And also if you're living
00:17:24.560 like Malawi is one of the poorest countries in the world. Okay. If you're living there I'm pretty
00:17:29.720 sure your main goal in life is not trying to avoid climate change. It's trying to feed your family.
00:17:35.160 Trying to avoid tigers. Trying to not get ill. You know. I don't know. Find clean drinking water.
00:17:40.460 Yeah. You know. So it's a little bigoted to say that climate change is like the worst thing
00:17:44.660 impacting these people. Yeah. Well you know. There you know we already know. We see this rhetoric
00:17:50.000 trickling down already that the next lockdown is going to be a climate lockdown. I saw Catherine
00:17:54.220 McKenna say that exact same thing in person. She was she said we need to employ the same
00:17:59.860 tactics that we use for COVID for the climate. Of course. Crisis. Because it works so well
00:18:04.640 with COVID. Yeah. So you're going to lock us in our homes. Yeah. You're already saying
00:18:07.460 like in three years when they start to do this people will be like oh my god I can't go out
00:18:11.380 of my house. Like I'm not allowed to drive my car more than two kilometers a day. How could
00:18:14.400 this happen? It's like we see the writing on the wall. Like look at take your head out of your
00:18:18.840 butt guys. Stop reading the internet. Although you know got to read the internet. But like look
00:18:22.640 around you. Listen to what people are saying and see what's coming down the tubes. Yeah.
00:18:27.660 It's not good. They've laid it out for us really. They have laid it out. So basically if you're a
00:18:33.080 woman don't go outside when it's raining because you might drown or something. That's I think. Because
00:18:37.840 of your hair extensions. Yeah. It's not bad. You get caught in a drain. It's not good. So this article
00:18:43.080 from Evie. So we want to talk about this but there's a lot to unpack. So let's talk about it.
00:18:50.420 But also maybe we'll touch back on it another time because things are constantly evolving and
00:18:54.560 we're learning more all the time. Yeah. There's no really definitive research yet because it's so
00:18:59.080 new. Yes. Right. However prefacing this with women and pregnant women and birthing people
00:19:06.020 birthing people have been told it is absolutely safe to take the vaccine. Don't even question it.
00:19:10.880 Don't even give it another thought. The experimental vaccine. What we're finding. So this article. So let's
00:19:15.940 talk about the article. I'm getting ahead of myself. So this study shows that up to 8 and 10 women had
00:19:20.340 a miscarriage after getting the COVID vaccine before the third trimester. So this is extremely
00:19:25.860 shocking. Yes. 8 in 10. That's a huge number. And it's very very different from what the the stats that
00:19:33.600 were being told from other sources which is that it's about 12 percent which is in line with average
00:19:38.920 miscarriage rate stats. Yeah. Rates. So I had to read through this article a little bit and I'm not
00:19:45.080 a statistician. So I was like my brain is mush. I'm trying to pick it. It was hard to follow. There's
00:19:50.360 a lot of numbers. So definitely go and read the article yourself if you want. Yes. But basically
00:19:55.660 what I figured out with my little monkey brain is that okay so any pregnancy that ends after 20 weeks
00:20:04.180 is not considered a miscarriage. It's given like a different name for whatever specific reason caused
00:20:08.400 the end of the pregnancy. Yeah. So if you're only taking the vaccine injuries to the baby which
00:20:14.140 cause it to die you're only counting the ones within that first 20 weeks and it is more in line with like
00:20:20.720 the national average which is 12 percent. But if you're including all pregnancies that ended before
00:20:26.580 the third trimester which is a lot more than 12 percent it's like it's 8 out of 10. So there's
00:20:32.560 more pregnancies ending because of the vaccine but they're not being included because it's not
00:20:36.240 technically a miscarriage because it's not technically within the first 20 weeks. Isn't it
00:20:41.020 wrong to withhold this kind of data? It should be criminal to tell a pregnant woman that it's fine. Well
00:20:46.880 because you're not just impacting one life you're impacting two. You're impacting two lives and that's
00:20:52.740 just blood on your hands that you shouldn't want. You know I think that informed consent is so
00:20:57.180 important if you if you want to go take the vaccine on your own you know as an individual but to
00:21:01.580 include a young fetus in there like I just yeah I think it's evil. Yeah. I think it's evil. And this
00:21:08.180 information is being like actively suppressed. Yeah. So if you went to your doctor like if you don't
00:21:12.880 have an awesome doctor and you say oh I'm pregnant like should I get vaccinated and they'll be like
00:21:16.600 yes absolutely get vaccinated. Because it's safe and effective. Obviously it's not every doctor. There are
00:21:20.660 probably great doctors out there. Yeah. But that's the general consensus is like yeah it's totally safe but
00:21:25.500 if you brought up this well I heard that eight out of ten pregnancies are ended. I know. It's like oh it's not within
00:21:31.180 the average stat but it's like well if you extrapolate babies dying after 20 weeks is still a tragedy right?
00:21:39.060 Yeah it's a human life. Just because it's not technically miscarriage because a miscarriage is just like
00:21:42.420 we don't know what to label this it sort of just happened. Yeah. But then there's like specific reasons
00:21:46.820 for the pregnancy to end and one of them is vaccine injury. But we don't want to hear about that apparently.
00:21:51.780 And I mean this speaks to the next part of this sort of section. The European Medicines Agency Safety
00:21:58.860 Committee said on Friday it was reviewing reports of heavy menstrual bleeding and absence of menstruation
00:22:03.600 from women who received COVID vaccines from Pfizer and Moderna. Which is interesting because at the
00:22:09.180 when the kind of rollout of vaccines was originally implemented people were talking about how they were
00:22:14.620 having weird side effects with their periods. And everyone was gaslighting them like no no no it's not
00:22:19.640 because of the vaccine it's because you're stressed or because of whatever the weather climate change.
00:22:24.860 I saw so many articles that were like yes women's periods or women's menstrual cycles are being
00:22:29.580 affected by the vaccine but no it's like not a big deal. It's like what? Like as a woman we know that
00:22:36.560 when your period is abnormal that's a sign that something's bad in your body. Like you for a healthy
00:22:42.840 woman to get her period regularly is a good sign that your fertility is in check and your hormones are
00:22:47.760 good and your weight. Like I once lost a ton of weight because I was very very sick and I stopped
00:22:51.840 getting my period for like two months three months and it was like I was like oh no this is no good
00:22:55.980 and then it came back and I was like I feel much better. Like I feel like a woman again. And
00:22:59.220 to just pretend that your menstrual cycle being like delayed or has nothing to do with your health
00:23:08.560 or the vaccine is just it's just it's a load of crap. It's a load of crap. And it's gaslighting
00:23:13.400 like we're literally gaslighting women. I thought we were past this in society. No. Like but I guess
00:23:17.480 not. And it's funny because if you scroll down to the bottom of this article it says that there's no
00:23:23.980 evidence or enough data to say that though it's impacting your menstruation it's not necessarily
00:23:30.800 impacting your fertility. Yeah like that's impossible. Impossible. Yeah. Again not a doctor but I'm pretty
00:23:37.780 sure that that's the a very very important like connection between your menstrual cycle and your
00:23:43.860 fertility. Like if you don't have a menstrual cycle you don't have fertility. That's a fact. They are
00:23:48.880 they are one. They are one. So I I feel like maybe we should just become doctors because we seem to
00:23:55.800 know more than some of these experts so to speak. Yeah just take vitamin D guys. You're gonna be fine.
00:24:00.700 Yeah. Speaking of pregnant women. Oh my gosh this one's funny. Just we'll we'll give it a we'll move
00:24:08.800 on from that the tragic health crisis that women are experiencing. Into something a little less
00:24:13.100 tragic. Something more fun. So labor of love mother of mother who's 20 years old reveals how her tinder
00:24:19.820 match supported her as she gave birth to another man's baby on their fourth date. And now they're a
00:24:25.100 couple. My first question is why is a 20 year old extremely pregnant woman going on tinder dates
00:24:30.340 at all? And also who's the real dad? Yeah like where is dad? He's not even mentioned. And they
00:24:36.360 have this cute maternity. Okay they they're a very beautiful couple. They look cute. They do. He's
00:24:41.400 holding that baby like it's his own. And again like do I have a problem with a man stepping up and
00:24:45.840 raising a child? No. No I do not. It takes a real man to do that. It does. I'd say kudos to him. Yes.
00:24:50.500 I'm just like it's just confusing because okay in the article she's like I went I started going on
00:24:55.480 tinder when I was six months pregnant. It's like was that a good idea? No. Was that a great and she's
00:24:59.340 like and I never hit it. I uh I was very upfront and honest with all of my matches that I was six
00:25:04.080 months pregnant. Like well duh. Yeah. Like your belly's out to here. Like you gotta you know explain
00:25:10.640 that a little bit. But should finding a spouse be your number one priority when you're about to give
00:25:16.460 birth in a few months. Like I feel like I'd be painting my nursery. Yeah. Shopping. I don't know
00:25:20.740 eating my face off. Like with you know just filling my face with food. She's 20 so she. Oh true. Is
00:25:26.600 probably self-absorbed. Like I'm again am I unhappy that this baby now has a father in its life? No. No. It's
00:25:33.920 just a weird freaky story about and it really speaks to the culture that we live in. Mm-hmm. Where it's
00:25:40.200 like oh this is cute. This is a cute little story. Like it's a little cringy. It's a little cringy. It's a little cringy. It's a little cringy. I'm glad it
00:25:46.320 worked out. Yeah. Happy that the kid has a dad. Yeah. It's nice but also you know. And who is this
00:25:52.260 guy? He's like 25 and she's 20 and she's like I'm six months pregnant. And he's like that's okay. Like
00:25:58.120 yeah I think he he said in the article he was like a little hesitant at first. Oh. But then he was
00:26:03.640 like she's so beautiful though. I'm like what? Like there's other beautiful women out there. Like
00:26:07.560 why? What is it about her? Is it just that maternal glow? Is that really? Some men are attracted to
00:26:11.760 pregnancy. That's true. That's like a weird thing. Yeah. It's like a weird thing. Ugh. Yeah.
00:26:16.180 You know. Good for them. Good for them. Good for them. We're happy for them. We're happy for them.
00:26:20.920 We're also happy for ourselves though because attractive people have better immune systems.
00:26:25.220 Oh my god. New research reveals. So beauty is more than skin deep y'all. So that's good news.
00:26:31.560 This article actually had a study attached to it and they took I don't know the exact number but
00:26:36.980 they took a bunch of kids and they were all from a Christian university. So maybe it's just like
00:26:41.700 Christian people. Maybe it's Christian people are hotter. But they they made the women not wear
00:26:46.280 makeup and they took pictures of women and men and they asked people to rate their attractiveness
00:26:51.320 and then they took samples of their blood and hemoglobins and yada yada. Yeah it sounds gross.
00:26:55.940 And they determined that attractive people have better immune systems. Yeah. I guess I'm like
00:27:00.900 but I got COVID so does that make me ugly? That makes you extra hot because you have like extra
00:27:05.820 immunity. Oh my god y'all. I guess it kind of makes sense because like when you're looking for a
00:27:09.740 spouse you don't you don't want someone who has like no like they have a moldy arm and like they're
00:27:14.980 like spit everywhere and like they got like a janky eye. Yeah like they I've had the sniffles I don't
00:27:20.700 know like yeah like a constant running yeah like you're not it's not really sexy um I guess if you're
00:27:25.700 into into it kudos. Yeah well it's like this whole and we're gonna talk about this the body positivity
00:27:31.760 thing we're coming up to it but this whole notion that you're being attracted to attractive people
00:27:37.580 is somehow bigoted like you should be attracted to anyone and I only really only see people argue
00:27:43.060 making that argument for women. Yeah. Like you should love women whether they're obese or they're
00:27:47.240 fit like you shouldn't even say that that fit woman is is fitter or more beautiful than this
00:27:51.700 like chunker. You're not you're you're supposed to think that but with men you never hear that.
00:27:57.480 You never hear like oh fat dudes deserve love too like I've literally never heard anyone say that
00:28:02.280 so you know sexist but. But fat dudes you do you do deserve love too. Everyone deserves love.
00:28:08.600 Well except for like well some people but we won't name them. Yeah you know certain political
00:28:13.340 certain certain prime ministers maybe. That's fine um but like you're allowed to be attracted to
00:28:18.300 someone who's attractive and the reason is it's science it's science like your body is like oh
00:28:22.520 they're a healthy mate will produce healthy offspring like that's okay guys. Yeah. You're
00:28:27.460 not a bigot if you like attractive people. We're just going to take a quick break here to tell you
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00:29:33.200 And now back to the show. This is an interesting one and we will not show you any images because she's
00:29:39.340 so shallow. She's so naked. She needs to be naked all the time. So that's cool. But this model claims she
00:29:45.580 doesn't need a boyfriend because she's so in love with herself. Yeah. And like not like, oh, I love
00:29:51.600 myself. No, like literally in love with herself. Yeah. She calls herself an auto-sexual. Which is a fake
00:29:57.500 word. She's like, oh, I'm so relieved to learn that I'm not a narcissist. No, you are. No, no. I'm an auto-sexual.
00:30:04.680 You are a narcissist. Which she describes as, oh, we have the definition. Let's bring that up. Let's bring it up for everyone. Let's bring it up. I can't read it. Can we just zoom in a little there, please? I'm an old lady and I don't have my glasses.
00:30:13.820 Oh, there we go. There is currently no text on this page. You can search for this page title and other pages or search related. Okay. So it's a fake word. There's no word. Oh, great. My diagnosis has been downgraded from narcissist to auto-sexual. How much do you want to bet? She self-diagnosed via TikTok. Oh, yeah. But so she says that she's like, I'm an auto-sexual because sometimes when I'm alone, I get aroused just looking at myself. It's like, who doesn't?
00:30:40.700 That's... Well, yes. Whatever you do with your... Something in the bedroom is between you. But like, okay, we should not be normalizing this, though.
00:30:52.520 No. Like, self-love, this whole movement has gone too far. I just feel like everything has such... It's such a slippery slope.
00:30:58.160 Yeah. But this is too much, okay? You need help. You need Jesus. Like... And she's like... Okay, so first of all, I wrote, she's divorced, lol.
00:31:06.200 No kidding. Yeah. No kidding. The narcissist auto-sexual is divorced, but she also says she's open to a relationship and dating. It's like, so wait, because when a homosexual is homosexual, they're not open to dating members of the opposite sex.
00:31:23.260 No, that's called Demi Lovato, who's just a curious.
00:31:25.660 For whatever. Yeah. Exactly. So this auto-sexual is not actually auto-sexual because she's also just going to date dudes. Anyways, so she's just a narcissist.
00:31:34.180 My guess is her modeling career wasn't going very well, and she was like, this is going to get me on the map for sure.
00:31:39.740 And it did, because we're talking about her.
00:31:41.420 And it did.
00:31:42.120 Well...
00:31:42.660 Um, but no.
00:31:44.120 I wish her all the best.
00:31:45.740 I wish you get the help you need.
00:31:47.980 Yeah.
00:31:48.520 From a registered therapist.
00:31:50.100 A registered therapist.
00:31:50.880 In your community.
00:31:51.560 Or a pastor.
00:31:53.660 Yeah.
00:31:54.200 You know?
00:31:55.220 Or like an online quiz.
00:31:56.700 Think outside yourself. Go on BuzzFeed. Yeah, do a quiz. Which Harry Potter character do you? That'll solve it.
00:32:01.740 Um, great.
00:32:02.600 Okay, so this next thing that we want to talk about is probably the best thing we're going to talk about.
00:32:06.640 Ever.
00:32:06.880 During the whole show.
00:32:07.700 I think ever.
00:32:08.200 It's a video. Let's just play the video. Let's not even talk about it.
00:32:09.980 No, I'm going to talk about it.
00:32:10.540 Let's just, let's just play it. I'm not going to say anything.
00:32:15.200 So you want to go to a real party?
00:32:21.560 Oh, he's so hot.
00:32:23.840 I forgot the other friend.
00:32:25.140 I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting.
00:32:27.360 Glad to miss.
00:32:28.080 Who?
00:32:28.620 Ever made this?
00:32:29.500 Got everything I need right here with me.
00:32:30.320 He's a genius.
00:32:31.220 They deserve an Oscar.
00:32:32.960 This is the best movie I've seen.
00:32:34.380 Oh, she sees it.
00:32:34.960 Oh, she's cute.
00:32:37.400 Howl Kitty.
00:32:39.500 Uh-oh.
00:32:40.620 Oh, no.
00:32:41.200 Oh, no. They hit the berg.
00:32:43.500 The cat.
00:32:45.920 It's so good.
00:32:47.360 I'm actually going to cry.
00:32:48.460 It's so beautiful.
00:32:49.140 I do think that the cat survives.
00:32:51.760 Well, this is the good news is if it was a cat and Jack, there would have definitely been
00:32:56.420 room for both of them on that door.
00:32:58.300 So true.
00:32:58.840 And I would argue that Cat Winslet is much better than Kate Winslet.
00:33:05.500 I think Owl Kitty is a better actor in this movie.
00:33:08.000 They could have called it Titan Kitty.
00:33:13.820 Oh, bravo.
00:33:16.320 Bravo.
00:33:16.760 I think it should have been Cat Winslet.
00:33:19.740 Yes.
00:33:20.260 So now we're going to do another version where it's just Cat.
00:33:22.500 With 1990s Leo, though.
00:33:23.680 Not current.
00:33:24.340 No, not puffed up.
00:33:25.580 Eco-hypocrite.
00:33:26.440 Yeah.
00:33:26.720 Puffed up.
00:33:27.440 But you could go on his yacht.
00:33:29.260 I would allow that.
00:33:30.060 But that might...
00:33:30.740 What if that's the Titanic and then you...
00:33:32.440 No, we're not going to do that.
00:33:33.520 Okay, we're not going to go there.
00:33:34.920 I can swim.
00:33:36.300 And we're going to be in the Mediterranean.
00:33:37.720 Oh, true.
00:33:38.540 It's going to be warm.
00:33:39.320 We'll be fine.
00:33:39.900 But guys, whoever Owl Kitty is, bravo.
00:33:43.140 Bravo.
00:33:43.460 So, back to the serious topics, because this one is actually very sad.
00:33:49.860 Yeah.
00:33:51.000 So Nat is 16, so she doesn't know who Linda Evangelista is.
00:33:54.960 I don't.
00:33:55.620 She was one of the most prolific models of the 1990s.
00:33:58.720 She was on, I think, like, I don't know the number.
00:34:01.560 I forget.
00:34:02.180 But it was like 80 covers.
00:34:03.780 Yeah, it was like 70 covers or something.
00:34:05.840 Like fashion covers.
00:34:06.960 Like so, so many.
00:34:08.440 She was in music videos, runway model.
00:34:10.820 She was gorgeous.
00:34:12.220 And, you know, she still is.
00:34:13.500 She's beautiful.
00:34:14.440 However, she underwent some, what's it called?
00:34:18.320 It's called cool sculpting.
00:34:20.880 Yes.
00:34:21.180 So she underwent cool sculpting on her, like, on her jaw and her back and arms or something
00:34:26.820 like that.
00:34:27.400 Legs.
00:34:27.620 Legs, yes.
00:34:28.760 And she had a very, very rare, although it's still like 1%, so it's not that rare.
00:34:33.740 It's like 1 out of 100.
00:34:34.680 Yeah.
00:34:34.980 It's really not that rare.
00:34:35.600 She had a bad reaction to it where her skin and her fat, like, hardened.
00:34:41.500 So it didn't, not only didn't go away, it got enlarged and got big and hard and is now
00:34:48.140 she can't even do liposuction.
00:34:49.720 Like nothing will get rid of this.
00:34:50.940 She's, she has money.
00:34:52.320 She can get rid, she can't.
00:34:53.340 And so the saddest part about this is that this woman has been in hiding for like five years.
00:34:59.860 She's, I think she's 56 now.
00:35:02.080 She's still beautiful.
00:35:02.900 That's the thing, that's the other sad thing.
00:35:04.740 She, so she says, why do I feel the need to do these things to my body?
00:35:08.980 I always knew I would age and I know that there are things that your body goes through.
00:35:12.380 I just didn't know it would look like this.
00:35:13.580 And she said she doesn't feel like herself.
00:35:15.660 Sometimes she doesn't feel like she wants to live.
00:35:17.800 Like it's, it's so sad what we do to women and what we make them do.
00:35:23.280 What men do to women.
00:35:24.700 Well, it's women too.
00:35:25.160 I'm just kidding.
00:35:25.720 Yeah.
00:35:26.440 Like it's what we do to ourselves in society that tell this woman that she wasn't beautiful enough
00:35:32.220 as she is, who was one of the hottest supermodels of the 90s.
00:35:35.440 She had more beauty from her face than some of us will see in our entire lives.
00:35:39.020 And she still felt the need to go and muck around with her body.
00:35:42.780 And it had a horrible consequence.
00:35:44.700 And it could, and I'm sure she thinks, well, I would have been so lucky if I just got cool
00:35:48.160 sculpting, sculpting and nothing bad happened.
00:35:50.340 But it's like, already, like you were so beautiful.
00:35:54.320 Yeah.
00:35:54.640 And I think it's really, really fruitful that she is actually speaking out about this.
00:35:58.260 And it's really important that she's admitting that she went, underwent this procedure because
00:36:03.480 so many celebrities we see time and time again are like, no, I didn't get any work done.
00:36:07.900 She has a lot of water.
00:36:08.820 Yeah.
00:36:09.020 It's like, no, Kendall, we know it's fake.
00:36:11.220 Yeah.
00:36:11.600 That's what, didn't Kim Kardashian say that exact thing?
00:36:13.940 She was like, we do the work.
00:36:15.620 That's why it's okay for us to like have these body standards and like.
00:36:18.060 It's like, no, you don't.
00:36:19.340 You got butt injections.
00:36:20.060 Exactly, like we know you did, okay?
00:36:22.520 Yeah, so it's just so sad that this beautiful woman who's 56, like, you don't need to play
00:36:27.080 the game anymore.
00:36:28.040 No.
00:36:28.220 You're good.
00:36:28.860 You're good.
00:36:29.460 You made your money, girl.
00:36:30.420 You made your money.
00:36:31.140 Just go on Leo's yacht and relax.
00:36:33.560 Like, I don't get it.
00:36:34.020 So she's come out of hiding to tell her story, which is awesome.
00:36:37.340 But I just, reading the article like almost brought me to tears because I was like, we are
00:36:42.680 women.
00:36:43.640 We're one day going to age, maybe.
00:36:46.240 Yeah.
00:36:46.420 And I just, I don't want the pressures of society to get me down like that.
00:36:51.580 I just want to age gracefully.
00:36:53.180 And it's terrifying because like you just said, so many celebrities are doing things
00:36:58.020 behind the scenes and not admitting to it.
00:36:59.980 Yeah.
00:37:00.120 And I just don't understand why we can't normalize like embracing your God-given features.
00:37:04.860 You know, you don't have to be perfect.
00:37:07.560 There's beauty in the imperfection, you know?
00:37:09.640 I mean, hell, like a pregnant lady just got herself a nice 25-year-old man.
00:37:13.660 Like, if she can do it, like, you know, like you have no idea what people are attracted
00:37:18.960 to.
00:37:19.240 So why are you trying to submit to this unrealistic norm?
00:37:23.820 And the fact that she was a supermodel and she still felt like, oh, I can be better.
00:37:27.820 I can be more beautiful.
00:37:28.720 But how is that supposed to make us normies feel, you know?
00:37:31.540 Like, every woman is insecure and social media has done a great job of really amplifying
00:37:36.840 that.
00:37:37.140 But if these celebrities who are literally some of the most beautiful people in the world
00:37:40.660 are insecure, like, is there any hope for us?
00:37:42.840 And she still is.
00:37:43.260 Like, can we show the photo of her?
00:37:44.720 She's such a beautiful woman.
00:37:46.420 Yeah, look at her face.
00:37:47.240 She's beautiful.
00:37:47.960 And the fact that she felt, she, in the article, she said that when she first started getting
00:37:52.560 these, like, protrusions, that she completely stopped eating.
00:37:55.960 She was, like, super.
00:37:57.740 She thought it was weight gain or something.
00:37:59.080 Because she thought it was weight gain.
00:37:59.600 And she went to her doctor and was like, I'm not eating anything.
00:38:01.500 Like, why is this happening?
00:38:02.240 And he's like, oh, this is just like a terrible reaction you had.
00:38:04.340 But also, in the article, they said that the doctor's office who performed the cool sculpting,
00:38:11.800 I have such a hard time with that.
00:38:12.820 Cool sculpting.
00:38:13.960 The doctor who performed the cool sculpting offered to do liposuction on her at no cost
00:38:18.780 to fix the problem, which couldn't be fixed, as it turns out.
00:38:21.920 But the condition was that she was not allowed to speak out about what happened to her.
00:38:25.620 And she said no.
00:38:27.060 So she paid for it herself.
00:38:28.160 It didn't work out.
00:38:28.780 But I'm so proud that she was like, no, I'm going to tell people what happened.
00:38:32.080 They need to know.
00:38:32.680 Well, you need to be aware of the risk of some of these procedures.
00:38:35.360 And I think that that's also something that we don't talk about.
00:38:38.300 Like, oh, get your lip injections.
00:38:39.640 But it's like, which is fine if that's what you want to do.
00:38:41.720 But also, we need to understand that there could be a side effect to that.
00:38:45.380 And also, where is it going after it goes in your body?
00:38:48.640 Like, we need to talk about the long-term effects of even this kind of jab.
00:38:52.980 Yeah.
00:38:53.000 Well, exactly.
00:38:53.920 Exactly.
00:38:54.480 You know?
00:38:54.920 All the jabs should be discussed openly.
00:38:57.160 And to shame someone for asking questions about, like, medical procedures, like, not to.
00:39:02.300 Not cute.
00:39:03.080 It's not cute.
00:39:03.900 And I think mostly, my biggest thought on this is it just speaks to the fact that we
00:39:08.140 cannot root our identities and our self-worth and our appearance because your beauty and
00:39:12.820 your figure and all of those things, they're fleeting.
00:39:15.180 And ultimately, like, they don't define who you are.
00:39:17.080 And you'll never be satisfied because you will never be pretty enough.
00:39:19.700 And there will always be someone younger and more beautiful than you.
00:39:22.320 Yeah.
00:39:22.360 Let's just normalize beautiful personalities.
00:39:24.960 Yeah.
00:39:25.200 Okay?
00:39:26.200 Like, cuteness comes from the inside.
00:39:27.500 It does.
00:39:27.580 We know this from Justin Trudeau.
00:39:28.820 Yeah.
00:39:29.380 Because the man is an attractive man because, you know, he has good genetics from whomever
00:39:35.440 his father is.
00:39:36.380 But you see the hate in his eyes and his fear and his, like, control.
00:39:41.540 And it makes him not attractive.
00:39:43.060 So, like, whether you're gorgeous or not, like, what...
00:39:45.520 Oh, my goodness.
00:39:46.140 I hit the mic.
00:39:47.060 What's most important is what's inside, you guys.
00:39:49.380 It's what's inside.
00:39:50.600 That was a nice moment.
00:39:51.520 Yeah.
00:39:52.220 I feel good about that.
00:39:53.180 So, maybe we should talk about some celebrities now.
00:39:56.560 Let's talk about...
00:39:57.200 Wait, celebrities or fashion?
00:39:58.660 Some fashion celebrities.
00:40:00.280 Oh, some fashion celebrities.
00:40:01.160 Celebrities in fashion.
00:40:02.020 Wait, is this Julia Fox?
00:40:02.920 That is the one and only.
00:40:04.180 Oh, my gosh.
00:40:04.840 That's so funny.
00:40:05.680 I was like, who is this person?
00:40:06.700 What does she do?
00:40:07.400 Well, there she is.
00:40:08.240 She's on the runway.
00:40:09.020 She's on the runway.
00:40:09.540 She's a model, I guess.
00:40:10.380 Okay.
00:40:10.680 That makes sense.
00:40:10.820 So, we're going to show you guys every star at Fashion Week.
00:40:14.160 So, this is in New York, I believe.
00:40:16.180 New York.
00:40:16.760 New York.
00:40:17.260 What is it?
00:40:18.180 Let's just show you guys some images and react.
00:40:21.140 Comcrete jungle where dreams are made of.
00:40:22.460 So, this is a horrible look.
00:40:24.800 Yeah.
00:40:25.460 Like, she's got a banging figure.
00:40:28.840 And even her in that dress is like, what am I looking at?
00:40:32.640 I don't know.
00:40:33.460 What is that?
00:40:34.140 I don't know.
00:40:34.840 It's horrible.
00:40:35.700 And she does...
00:40:36.060 It's like all the wrong parts of the boob.
00:40:37.560 She looks like the black swan again.
00:40:39.840 Yeah.
00:40:40.340 That might just be her face.
00:40:41.360 I think she's the black swan.
00:40:43.020 Yeah.
00:40:43.280 So, I don't know.
00:40:44.020 So, if this person, this statuesque woman looks terrible in that, what is it?
00:40:49.060 A thong top?
00:40:50.920 I don't know.
00:40:51.640 It's like showing the wrong stuff and not showing the good stuff.
00:40:54.360 Next week, we'll wear it and let me know just how horrible it is.
00:40:57.880 Here's some other person who we don't know.
00:41:00.640 So, this is, I think, Harry Hamlin's daughter.
00:41:03.660 She's young.
00:41:04.320 She's very young.
00:41:05.200 She's...
00:41:05.760 Look at her legs.
00:41:06.740 Yeah.
00:41:07.200 The point is the fashion.
00:41:08.540 The fashion.
00:41:09.420 I hate it.
00:41:09.980 I hate it, too.
00:41:11.420 Like, maybe that top with something else.
00:41:15.000 I don't know.
00:41:16.060 I don't like it.
00:41:17.040 No, why are we doing low rise?
00:41:18.640 No one looks good in low rise, you guys.
00:41:20.560 Only people with, like, washboard abs.
00:41:22.840 Only, like, six-year-olds can do it because they're just, like, you know, I don't know.
00:41:26.520 Just little kids can do it.
00:41:27.940 Yeah, me too.
00:41:28.520 Like, when you grow up and you get a little stuff there.
00:41:31.860 Which we will one day experience.
00:41:33.560 Yeah, because we're still young.
00:41:34.800 Yeah.
00:41:35.300 So, this is what Madeline Pesch, is that her name?
00:41:37.960 She's from the Archie show Riverdale.
00:41:40.880 Oh, Riverdale.
00:41:41.720 I don't like this look either.
00:41:43.180 Does she play Archie?
00:41:44.220 Yes, she is transgender Archie.
00:41:48.080 This is, like, again, this is, like, something that I've seen before.
00:41:52.180 I don't like the colors.
00:41:53.300 No, the color's awful.
00:41:54.100 It looks like if it was in black and white and she was Audrey Hepburn.
00:41:57.320 That'd be cool.
00:41:58.020 It would be cool.
00:41:58.440 But she's not.
00:41:59.300 But she's not.
00:41:59.740 So, moving on.
00:42:00.500 It's just a tube top and a peasant skirt.
00:42:02.520 Yeah.
00:42:03.060 Who is this?
00:42:03.700 And, like, this is a...
00:42:05.980 That's just a coat.
00:42:07.020 She's just wearing a coat.
00:42:08.360 She's just wearing a coat.
00:42:09.420 It's a cool coat.
00:42:10.140 I like that coat.
00:42:10.620 It's a nice coat.
00:42:11.360 I would wear that.
00:42:11.480 But, like, it's not really anything special.
00:42:14.900 Oh, it's Uma.
00:42:15.940 Oh, nice.
00:42:16.420 She looks different.
00:42:17.560 Uma.
00:42:18.400 Uma Jerry.
00:42:19.200 Uma.
00:42:20.700 Yeah, Uma's cool, but no.
00:42:22.800 No, I don't.
00:42:23.580 Yeah, it's a coat.
00:42:24.340 It's a coat.
00:42:24.720 It's a nice coat.
00:42:25.360 Wow, is this pajamas?
00:42:26.760 This is.
00:42:27.140 She's...
00:42:28.020 These are her long johns.
00:42:29.000 Katie Holmes.
00:42:29.280 She's ready for bed.
00:42:30.600 She looks mad.
00:42:30.980 She's like, oh, I'm tired, so I'm going to go to bed right after this.
00:42:33.860 This is like...
00:42:34.100 She's like, I'm going to New York Fashion Week.
00:42:36.140 I'm going to get in my jams.
00:42:37.420 Yeah.
00:42:37.720 I'm going to have a nap right after.
00:42:39.980 Yeah.
00:42:40.500 Can't waste a second.
00:42:41.840 No, Katie.
00:42:42.600 No, Katie.
00:42:42.960 Okay.
00:42:43.300 This is, like, the dystopian.
00:42:45.580 She has bullets in there, probably.
00:42:47.540 So, this is good.
00:42:48.280 She's being proactive for when they come for her.
00:42:51.460 Yeah, when the aliens come.
00:42:52.340 When the aliens come.
00:42:53.700 Or the government.
00:42:54.600 Whatever happens first.
00:42:55.660 Yeah.
00:42:55.880 It's not good.
00:42:57.480 It's not.
00:42:58.260 It's not cute.
00:42:58.440 I really was hoping that New York would be better.
00:43:00.520 Me too.
00:43:00.920 I'm really disappointed.
00:43:01.400 I love the neon mask in the background, though.
00:43:03.680 Mm-hmm.
00:43:04.780 Yeah.
00:43:05.480 The people behind her look better than her.
00:43:07.460 Look at that.
00:43:08.180 What is that head?
00:43:09.800 Do you see that, like, hat thing?
00:43:10.540 Yeah, I see that hat.
00:43:11.600 That's cool.
00:43:11.860 That looks like something from, like, The Legend of Zelda.
00:43:14.340 And it's, like, a monster you have to kill.
00:43:16.180 What's next here?
00:43:17.120 Or that's just a white dress with a cutout to see how skinny she is.
00:43:21.880 Of all the things, it's not the worst one.
00:43:23.460 It's not, but it's definitely not the best.
00:43:25.360 It's, like, something you would see at, like, one of those teen stores.
00:43:29.060 Yeah, like Garage.
00:43:30.100 Yeah, Garage.
00:43:30.660 You know?
00:43:31.200 Yeah.
00:43:32.160 Who's this person?
00:43:33.440 This looks like a nice stately dress.
00:43:35.480 She looks like she's a royal.
00:43:37.020 This is something Princess Di wore in the 90s.
00:43:39.900 It kind of looks like she's in that royal show that's really popular with all the queens.
00:43:45.240 Princess Di's revenge dress.
00:43:46.900 Yeah, I don't.
00:43:48.180 It's okay, but it seems a bit dated to me.
00:43:50.200 Why are we not coming out with new good stuff?
00:43:52.840 Like, we have new stuff.
00:43:53.820 It's all bad.
00:43:54.760 It is bad.
00:43:55.420 Is this Nikki Hilton?
00:43:57.120 Love Nikki Hilton.
00:43:58.300 I like this look.
00:43:58.680 That's actually pretty.
00:43:59.640 This is a good look.
00:44:00.660 Yeah, she's a classy lady.
00:44:01.940 She's actually wearing, like, a dress and a nice coat with a lapel and cuffs and cute shoes.
00:44:07.480 Yeah, like this.
00:44:08.460 I'm going to say, like, modern Alice in Wonderland vibes here.
00:44:11.200 Again, I get a little Audrey Hepburn, but it's, like, it's elevated and it's modern.
00:44:15.040 I like this.
00:44:15.600 That's okay.
00:44:16.200 She looks cute.
00:44:17.160 She looks cute.
00:44:18.120 This next one is...
00:44:20.600 Who are these people?
00:44:21.800 I don't know these people.
00:44:22.900 I'm so out of the loop.
00:44:24.000 I know.
00:44:24.280 I don't know who any celebrities are, and yet that's all we talk about.
00:44:26.520 This is their names.
00:44:27.020 This is Eva S...
00:44:28.320 Okay.
00:44:29.400 Sita?
00:44:30.040 Eva Sita?
00:44:30.700 What?
00:44:31.160 And Miss J. Alexander.
00:44:32.600 Miss J. Alexander is from America's Next Top Model.
00:44:36.300 Okay.
00:44:36.640 Yeah, like a mentor.
00:44:37.760 Okay.
00:44:38.060 Okay, well, I don't care for this.
00:44:39.940 Yeah, those boots are pants.
00:44:41.160 She looks like fruit.
00:44:42.800 She's like, I'm...
00:44:43.520 Are those boots up to her actual...
00:44:45.080 I think those are her pants.
00:44:46.460 She looks like she fell from a tree in a tropical island, and she's the fruit.
00:44:52.000 And he's like, nom, nom, nom.
00:44:53.140 Yeah, I want to drink those boots.
00:44:53.840 Like, he's in all black.
00:44:54.680 But she's wearing, like, something fun on her head.
00:44:56.780 Yeah, it's, like, her feathers.
00:44:58.500 Yeah, that's cool.
00:44:59.260 She needs to fly away.
00:45:00.340 Again, at least it's something.
00:45:01.800 Yeah, it's not good, but sure.
00:45:04.320 Yeah.
00:45:04.680 A for...
00:45:06.540 Ah.
00:45:07.180 Eh.
00:45:07.860 What is this now?
00:45:08.620 This is terrible.
00:45:09.800 This is, like, a blue disco suit.
00:45:11.000 This is what Hillary Clinton wore on the night she lost the election, I'm pretty sure.
00:45:14.920 I'm pretty sure...
00:45:15.600 Except it was a little higher.
00:45:16.680 That's great.
00:45:17.140 Not fashion.
00:45:18.400 This is a white suit.
00:45:19.540 Is this another Katie Holmes?
00:45:20.940 Katie Holmes...
00:45:21.200 Okay, so she got out of her bathrobe.
00:45:23.240 People were like, you look like crap, Katie.
00:45:24.920 Go home and change.
00:45:26.020 Slick that.
00:45:26.660 She's like, tire back.
00:45:27.340 Like, slick that hair back.
00:45:28.920 Put on some heels, Katie.
00:45:30.120 Come on.
00:45:30.640 And who do we have here?
00:45:33.300 Nikki Hilton.
00:45:33.900 She does it again.
00:45:35.220 She looks cute, but it's not really that unique.
00:45:37.760 Is that a leopard print dress?
00:45:39.560 Yeah.
00:45:40.000 Like, hello, 2018.
00:45:44.040 Come on.
00:45:44.960 I just...
00:45:45.440 I don't like this.
00:45:46.260 It's boring.
00:45:47.120 It's tired.
00:45:48.300 Nikki.
00:45:48.980 Oh, this pink outfit is cool.
00:45:51.100 I like this.
00:45:51.920 Is that Tayshia Adams from The Bachelor?
00:45:53.020 Oh, it is Tayshia.
00:45:54.400 I love Tayshia.
00:45:55.060 She's freaking gorgeous.
00:45:56.240 Yeah, she's so beautiful.
00:45:57.260 And her outfit looks great.
00:45:58.340 Trust for, like, a random person from a reality show to have, like, an awesome outfit.
00:46:01.900 Yeah, that's so funny.
00:46:02.700 She's just, like, a normie.
00:46:03.860 Yeah, she's just, like, a human.
00:46:04.920 Yeah, she looks cute.
00:46:06.520 They don't look flattering.
00:46:08.920 Like, none of these clothes...
00:46:09.540 Like, her outfit...
00:46:10.240 She's wearing a red pantsuit, very Hillary Clinton-esque.
00:46:12.300 I think it's the photographer.
00:46:13.300 She's doing a terrible job.
00:46:14.320 But, yeah, like, again, you're wearing a matching suit, which is so 2006.
00:46:19.660 And then they look like...
00:46:20.440 The other two look like they're wearing Mother of the Bride dresses.
00:46:22.460 Yeah, exactly.
00:46:23.000 Like, who's wedding is it?
00:46:24.980 Like, why?
00:46:26.100 Who's getting married?
00:46:27.260 No.
00:46:27.560 Is it Drew?
00:46:29.220 This is, like, very Wizard of Oz.
00:46:30.920 Like, she's...
00:46:31.540 But it's, like, you should have stayed behind the curtain.
00:46:34.540 Yeah, it's not cute.
00:46:36.060 What is happening?
00:46:37.280 Like, what is with celebs?
00:46:38.960 Like, are they just...
00:46:39.560 They need some inspo.
00:46:40.280 Should we call them?
00:46:40.440 They need some inspo.
00:46:41.420 Okay, okay.
00:46:42.160 This is cute.
00:46:42.980 I like this.
00:46:44.460 This is, like, the wizard should have come out.
00:46:46.660 And the wizard did come out.
00:46:47.920 Yeah.
00:46:48.180 I've arrived.
00:46:49.200 Yeah.
00:46:49.640 At least you're showing me something.
00:46:51.380 I like this.
00:46:52.040 This is creative.
00:46:52.740 I love the color.
00:46:53.520 I like that neon's becoming more of a thing.
00:46:55.480 Yes, yes.
00:46:55.620 We need to normalize neon, you know?
00:46:57.480 Witch tones.
00:46:58.080 Yeah, I really love this.
00:46:59.040 I actually really like that.
00:47:00.020 Me too.
00:47:00.440 Because it's something.
00:47:01.020 It's big and it's...
00:47:01.900 Yeah.
00:47:02.500 Oh, okay.
00:47:03.040 Oh, come on, Tan France.
00:47:04.540 Tan, you can do better than that.
00:47:06.480 He looks better on any episode of Queer Eye than he does.
00:47:09.140 He looks like a desperate hipster from the West End, you know?
00:47:12.920 Tan, those pants, man.
00:47:14.420 Those are, like, old lady pants.
00:47:15.760 It's not good.
00:47:16.600 And he can do better.
00:47:17.820 Oh, he can do better.
00:47:18.640 He's gorgeous.
00:47:19.960 This is kind of very, like...
00:47:21.240 This is, like, what Britney Spears would wear during her tour in 2001.
00:47:24.860 It kind of reminds me of, like, a Spartacus kind of movie.
00:47:28.220 Like, you know, I'm thinking, like, Caesar.
00:47:30.360 Like, he's in battle.
00:47:31.840 Yeah.
00:47:32.060 But he, like, they cut off some of his armor and this is bare skin, you know?
00:47:36.280 It's really short.
00:47:37.060 Like, for fashion to be that short and also have those midriff cutouts, it's like...
00:47:42.160 And the arms.
00:47:42.940 How do you sit?
00:47:43.680 Cover something.
00:47:44.620 How do you sit down in that?
00:47:45.580 Fashion isn't just about showing skin.
00:47:46.800 Like, if I sat down in that, it'd be, like, bleh.
00:47:49.220 Yeah, it would be rolling all over the place.
00:47:50.980 Oh, this is cool, actually.
00:47:52.420 I like this.
00:47:53.180 Who is this?
00:47:53.940 Is this Amanda Seyfried?
00:47:55.620 Yeah, she looks...
00:47:56.260 I don't like her or her politics, but I like this a lot, actually.
00:48:00.760 You know, I'm not against the bra under a blazer.
00:48:03.540 I love it.
00:48:04.140 I think we should normalize it in the workplace.
00:48:06.320 No, I'm just kidding.
00:48:06.960 We'll do that to you guys.
00:48:08.980 Yeah, it's not terrible.
00:48:09.840 I like it.
00:48:10.380 It's something.
00:48:11.320 Oh, my God.
00:48:11.700 This guy's from The Bachelor, too.
00:48:13.600 Oh, he's cute.
00:48:14.560 What's his name?
00:48:15.060 I forget his name.
00:48:15.660 I don't know, but his outfit's boring.
00:48:17.540 Yeah, but he's just so good looking.
00:48:18.800 He's so hot.
00:48:19.880 Yeah.
00:48:20.580 Yeah, he's hot.
00:48:21.580 Yeah, he's super hot.
00:48:22.060 We can move on from him.
00:48:23.180 Tyler Cameron.
00:48:23.680 And that's it.
00:48:24.960 Well, New York, you suck.
00:48:26.840 You sucked.
00:48:27.780 You sucked the big apple.
00:48:28.720 I personally liked the big tent that we saw at Copenhagen Fashion Week last week.
00:48:33.460 Just because they can use that tent to cover up all these hideous looks.
00:48:36.080 Well, and, yeah, like, it's more resourceful in that regard.
00:48:39.500 Yeah, and you can also live in it when the dollar collapses.
00:48:42.180 Yeah, great.
00:48:43.400 So it's two in one there, arguably maybe five in one, depending on how creative you feel.
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