Lizzo Twerks With James Madison's 200 Year Old Crystal Flute
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Summary
Obese twerker Lizzo played James Madison's crystal flute at a concert in Washington, D.C. and the Secret Service and Capitol Police called her ahead of time to ask if she would be willing to play it.
Transcript
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So here's another consequence of what happens when you replace your population, when you replace your people,
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and also when you put people in charge of your institutions that are not looking out for you and for your history,
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or in this case for us and our history, collectively here as white people of European descent.
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So we have this situation with the obese twerker Lizzo, who was doing a concert at some venue in Washington, D.C.,
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when apparently the Secret Service and the Capitol Police had decided to contact Lizzo ahead of time
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and asked her, can you please come and play James Madison, one of the ex-presidents of the U.S.,
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Can you come and play his very special crystal flute that no one else have handled before?
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Here's what it looked like. Look at this desecration. Look at this ritual humiliation and shitting all over the history.
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Look at this crystal. It's like playing out of a wine glass, bitch.
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Bitch, I just twerked and played James Madison crystal flute.
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I'm surprised she didn't put it between her butt cheeks and start twerking, you know?
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I can't believe people go and watch this woman.
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Lizzo, Beyonce, Megan Thee Stallion, or Three Stallion, whatever her name is,
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Oh, look at this. There's a close-up here. Check this one out.
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Here you really get to see the, what do you call it, the tires?
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A close-up for you guys who can enjoy this in its full HD here.
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It's worse, worse than the movie Idiocracy ever could have imagined.
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What would James Madison say if he saw this imagery right here?
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He's probably looking down, just like, look at that.
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Well, like, defiling your history collectively.
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Thank you to a library of Congress for preserving our history
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Oh, it's not cool until some obese black woman plays the flute
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One of the founders of the country once played and owned.
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It's this intentional, like, let's degrade and demean the memory of these people
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Last night, our officers helped safely escort President James Madison's 1813 crystal flute
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to the Lizzo concert for the Library of Congress.
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You never know what you're going to see with the U.S. Capitol Police.
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So they're going to be, they're basically cocked now,
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When you're living in a nation, and that's most of the West now,
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where they tear down our own statues of our forefathers
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that built and settled the country and, you know, laid the foundations
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This is like, okay, what can we do just to take something
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and kind of shit all over it, essentially, right?
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But if it was reversed, if it was their country
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and a white performer came in and played some, like,
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ooga-booga drum or something in Africa they had access to,
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I mean, it's like, you know, we played a clip with Lizzo before.
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Like, this is the, when you see something like this
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that I'm going to play, like, can you imagine that,
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oh, look, everyone at the Capitol Police and the Secret Service,
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it's like, is there some way we can get this flute
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I remember the first time I saw this, I laughed my ass off.
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Yeah, and I made the point there, maybe we can get someone like,
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what's her name again, the WAP, the wet-ass pussy,
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Maybe we can get her to kind of wet Benjamin Franklin's glass harmonica,
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I mean, there's, like, tons of things you potentially could see
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You know, you know something like that's coming.
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But it's also this, you know, I have this, like, this is what it's about right here.
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and we're handing over, like, the historical, you know.
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We're handing that over in an attempt to defile as much as possible of it.
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That's what this is about, really, when I look at something like this.
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Lizzo makes history by playing a 200-year-old crystal flute,
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never handled by anyone else, allegedly, before as well.
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I can't even tell what's fact or fiction anymore when I read the news.
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