Sweden Is Getting Some Spicy Seasoning
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Summary
What we need in Sweden is some seasoning, right? Some spicy seasoning. And this weekend, we got another taste of that special spicy seasoning when someone random opened fire with a Kalashnikal in a mall outside of Stockholm in Forsta.
Transcript
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Well, we've all heard that Sweden in the past was boring and it was safe and it was basically too
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uneventful. Nothing ever happened. It was just like a safe, boring, socialist country. It was
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too white, too fair-skinned, too blonde, too many light eyes around. It's just so common and so bland.
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What we need in Sweden is some seasoning, right? Some spicy seasoning. Well, these days things are
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of course very exciting in Sweden. We've had enough of Emil i Lundeberga och alla vi barna i Bullebyn.
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What we always wanted is more kebobs and more mass shootings. And oh boy, did we get it. Over the last
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few decades, Sweden has been transformed from a white, safe, high-trust society to one of weapons,
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bombs, terrorist attacks, mass shootings and gang rapes. And this weekend, we got another taste of
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that special spicy seasoning when someone random opened fire with a kalashnikal in a mall outside
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of Stockholm in Forsta. A 15-year-old boy died and a 45-year-old man and a woman about aged 65 were
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also victims, but they were taken to the hospital. Who knows what this really was about, but who cares?
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Following the mass seasoning, we had an exciting police car chase with the police storming out of
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their vehicles with their weapons drawn, just like in a Jewish Hollywood movie.
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Afterwards, the Swedes on location were treated to a helicopter coming in, airlifting the most likely
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immigrant victims to hospital. If we didn't have all these exciting migrants in Sweden, there would
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have been no kalashnikov, no car chases, no police storming out with weapons drawn, and no helicopter.
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I think we can all agree that it's much better to live in an exciting action movie than in a safe
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white country where we can race our kids without the risk of being killed before the boys turn 20,
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and maybe the girl raped, or gang raped, before she turns 17.