¡Adios!
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Summary
Happy New Year, y'all! This is a celebration of the end of the year and a cause for celebration. I hope you're feeling festive and jovial as I am on this fiesta of ours.
Transcript
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I quit. I'm done. I'm done with America. I'm done with taxes. I'm not doing it anymore.
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I'm going to cash out like Monopoly and go and hide and move somewhere.
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You're telling me that my tax dollars are going to build an Alcatraz Auschwitz.
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Alligator Auschwitz. Alligator Alcatraz Auschwitz.
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A detention center, a concentration camp in Florida that our tax money is paying for.
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I can't feed the system that is doing everything that I stand against.
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I didn't vote for this. I didn't vote for any of this.
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I just, I want a tree and a farm and land and somewhere else.
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Am I the only one? Because it's been, what? Today's the second?
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It's been seven months that this man's been in office and I'm exhausted.
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Am I the only? Come with me. Let's go. We're moving.
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I was just having myself a little celebration while I'm waiting for my enchiladas.
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I'm the Shameless Spurg and I hope you're doing well today.
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I just wanted to share that bit of good news with you.
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Um, let's all give a collective adios, you know, and, and God speedy guns all this to you.
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You know, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
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And if I wasn't avoiding Mexican restaurants like the plague right now,
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I probably actually would go out and have tacos.
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You know what? Actually, we know how to make them at home.
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All right. We have access to all the seasonings.
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Our sanitation standards are excellent by comparison.
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Yeah. So as far as I'm concerned, she can just go ahead and get on home.
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We tried to tell you, take yourself home. We didn't want you because America is a white nation.
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It was built by and for white people and you're not a white people. I am.
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So, um, how about you just go get me my enchiladas and then just go ahead and clock out
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and then just head the fuck back home all the way across the border.
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I hope you're feeling as festive and jovial as I am on this fiesta of ours.
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And I hope that you join me next time to continue this celebration.
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Anyway, thank you for all the love and support.
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If you haven't, please subscribe to my ex at Shameless Spur to help this channel survive into the future
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in case it gets gassed by YouTube, which it might.
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I got White Boy Summer and White Girl Summer available.
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I appreciate those of you who have been supporting me and buying a lot of my merch.
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I wasn't expecting that much that quickly, frankly, but I'm honored.
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I mean, it's awesome that you guys have shown me the support and that you're enabling me to do this
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to fulfill a dream and to do something that's really meaningful to me,
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to make a contribution that I think is worth something.
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But we white men have been denied a good war, a good battle.
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And in the meantime, I think I make a perfectly good propagandist.