SHNEAKO - Andrew Tate is going insane.

00:00:00.000 let's try and balance the fuck bro what the fuck what the fuck bro did the club across break him 1.00

00:00:09.040 did that one song break this what the fuck bro that's just another day in the life 1.00

00:00:15.440 bro you will never in your fucking life experience before this new one this is like this is lucifer 1.00

00:00:24.360 This is demon possession. This is pinnacle masculinity. This is Lucifer talking right and this is the whole point of this 0.99

00:00:31.080 I know this is kind of gross, but right here is the perfect example of how shaitan uses people to steer them away from the straight path 0.91

00:00:39.300 To convince them to value dunya over the afterlife to sell out. This is it 0.99

00:00:44.240 did you guys see this one yet a floor this warm you will never until the day you fucking die 1.00

00:00:58.220 ever experience a floor this warm kill yourself okay what are kill yourself because you're never 1.00

00:01:06.000 gonna have a warm floor on a jet this is this this is why you sold out for shekels this is 1.00

00:01:12.040 what your tech teams in Israel paid for my warm floor commit suicide if you're not rich

00:01:17.160 got a little chair got it all bro's feeling himself five minutes of hot water 0.99

00:01:24.040 got a timer temperature shower on and off pretty fucking simple 0.67

00:01:28.900 it's gonna be great I wonder if I can flip the camera I don't think I can flip the camera 0.94

00:01:36.460 I need a towel in case my phone gets wet

00:01:42.040 yeah and before he talks more about his towels this is what ben shapiro's saying the same thing

00:01:48.840 uh top goy's saying and you can sit here and you can blame the system blame the banks

00:01:53.160 blame the jews which jew came to your house and stopped you going to the gym like the whole thing

00:02:01.980 was calling out the matrix and then he's saying don't blame everything on because they don't 1.00

00:02:08.560 because you got skinny ass arms you look like a bitch to me so which jew stopped you going to the 1.00

00:02:15.620 gym yeah nobody is making that the conversation there's this is a complete straw man it's a 1.00

00:02:20.760 uh it's miscategorizing what's happening people call it israel they're not the ones who are making

00:02:27.740 you poor when did anybody say this you see how that's getting subverted like real criticism

00:02:33.080 ends up being lumped in with kooky nonsense. 1.00

00:02:37.620 Oh, but the Jews control the media, 1.00

00:02:38.820 and the media make the women not listen. 1.00

00:02:40.280 They make the women not listen to you. 1.00

00:02:42.720 Okay. 1.00

00:02:43.600 Let's see about the warm floors.

00:02:45.100 Let's put this out here.

00:02:48.400 I hope the water doesn't squirt out too much.

00:02:53.080 Okey-dokey, then.

00:02:55.100 Those are my bottles of stuff I was going to use.

00:03:03.080 this is what that gambling deal paid for he's showing you the he's showing you the plunders

00:03:15.540 his riches from the gambling

00:03:17.140 he's doing a shower stream shower stream

00:03:25.000 Dubai

00:03:27.340 Not turning on

00:03:30.140 Turns out

00:03:32.700 Oh, oops

00:03:33.900 Yikes

00:03:35.080 Maybe you shouldn't sell your soul 0.90

00:03:37.860 The shower doesn't even work 1.00

00:03:39.420 Oops 1.00

00:03:42.300 Should have cut that out of the video 1.00

00:03:44.860 They might have to shut the shower door before it turns on 1.00

00:03:47.220 Uh oh 0.99

00:03:47.640 Maybe it's got some safety protocol bullshit 0.99

00:03:50.300 Guess you're not still 0.97

00:03:52.260 You know, you're still in the matrix

00:03:53.880 if you need to close the door to get your shower you see i had to shut the shower door first

00:04:01.800 and by shutting the shower door the shower turned off this shower door here

00:04:08.520 chad is this borderline is this is this like only fans content at this point

00:04:12.600 that out or we would have had a real video let's move it over here

00:04:17.240 Might get a bit colder because it's actually really hot

00:04:20.620 Isn't it crazy that planes fly through the sky

00:04:24.780 Shower guns

00:04:26.320 Enough water on board to give me a shower 1.00

00:04:28.740 Along with me, my suitcase, all those poor people 1.00

00:04:32.900 All the poor people are on the plane 1.00

00:04:34.940 Okay, bro, what? 1.00

00:04:36.200 Is there anybody in a circle?

00:04:37.860 We're watching him take a shower

00:04:42.580 Dude, dude, dude, brother

00:04:44.620 This is bad

00:04:46.000 This is bad

00:04:47.040 I'm telling you bro

00:04:48.560 Even though look

00:04:49.240 He's trying to

00:04:49.940 This is

00:04:50.920 You shouldn't be posting

00:04:51.740 I'm on the plane

00:04:53.200 There's water on the plane

00:04:54.640 There's food on the plane

00:04:55.860 There's an air hostess 0.98

00:04:57.160 Who's kind of 1.00

00:04:57.700 Nigga you don't even fit in the shower 1.00

00:04:59.160 It's too small 1.00

00:05:00.380 So the whole video is to flex

00:05:02.420 How expensive your plane is

00:05:04.280 That has a shower

00:05:04.980 You can't even stand up properly

00:05:06.840 Also why are you filming yourself 0.99

00:05:09.080 Showering for men

00:05:10.300 What's the target audience 0.94

00:05:12.420 To show how masculine your shower is

00:05:15.540 this looks like when you travel to japan and nothing works because you're too tall

00:05:19.820 dude it doesn't you don't even it's not that cool this is actually a commercial against selling your

00:05:26.080 soul to gamble because you don't even fit in the shower it wasn't worth it uh there's enough water 0.98

00:05:33.140 to have a shower there's toiletries sanitary pads a heated floor isn't that fucking crazy 0.99

00:05:40.380 wow amazing now all of that flies through the air because we burned some kerosene 0.99

00:05:45.120 sorry greta that's cool as fuck you're gonna have to get over yeah it's shitting on climate 0.98

00:05:51.060 change haha we own the libs he's owning the libs by doing a shower stream owning the woke 0.98

00:05:57.340 left by showering i'm gonna land in new york refreshed

00:06:02.740 it's kind of funny because this is how people cope with selling out

00:06:20.480 academics asked me that the other day he's like oh you believe in god what has god given you how

00:06:25.960 has god blessed you what he's saying is how have you been rewarded in the dunya so the dunya the

00:06:30.580 answer would be oh i have a shower on my jet i told academics it's a blessing just to be alive

00:06:35.840 just i've woken up today the fact that the sun came out is a blessing the fact that i'm here

00:06:40.440 having this conversation is a blessing i don't need to have rewards by a hot floor flying through

00:06:46.100 the sky in a shower i don't fit in the fact that i'm here breathing is a blessing all right

00:06:51.820 i'm gonna put the phone down for a second

00:06:54.660 I'm gonna open up my body wash

00:07:02.380 Is he doing a shower tutorial?

00:07:07.200 My body wash

00:07:08.560 Bro

00:07:17.100 Dude, it was funny

00:07:18.200 Remember the attack?

00:07:19.100 He keeps saying like 1.00

00:07:19.900 I'm not like that gay streamer 1.00

00:07:21.580 Sneeko tried to human traffic me 1.00

00:07:23.980 sneeko's gay he tried to to human track you're doing a shower tutorial for dudes 0.95

00:07:30.700 this is what only fans girls do this is what cam girls do for 20 bucks a month 0.99

00:07:44.900 hey guys this is a get ready with me come and shower with me

00:07:49.180 come and shower with top goy okay i need to close the door so that the shower turns on

00:07:56.840 the floor is really warm now i'm gonna use my skin clearing body wash 0.90

00:08:02.140 he's doing the same except to make it not gay he's like greta thunberg likes climate change 0.75

00:08:08.340 that's how he makes it not gay it's straight because he's dunking on greta thunberg 0.89

00:08:13.280 owning the libs while doing a shower tutorial 0.86

00:08:16.140 get ready with top oil

00:08:20.400 sorry i had to open up my body wash and now we're gonna wash you know i'm starting to think i might

00:08:33.820 have the one of the world's most famous haircuts you're gonna say describe andrew tate's hair

00:08:39.240 okay you're in the shower talking about how famous you are everyone will know my hair

00:08:45.800 I said, describe Leonardo DiCaprio's haircut.

00:08:49.820 You're like, well, I don't know what his hair is like right now.

00:08:51.460 Exactly.

00:08:52.860 My haircut's the most famous.

00:08:54.800 I'm more famous than Leonardo DiCaprio.

00:08:57.880 Now I'm justified to sell out.

00:09:00.220 I'm more famous than Leo.

00:09:02.620 I'm more famous.

00:09:04.120 I'm more rich than you.

00:09:06.300 I take care of it.

00:09:08.060 I only use Voya Tranquility Shampoo, Lavender, and Eucalyptus.

00:09:14.700 they paid me 10 trillion dollars to do that which is why i have such a good life and you have to fly

00:09:24.260 on the bottom floor of planes you don't get to go i have a good life listen this is lucifer talking 0.81

00:09:29.520 and i see he's too dumb to realize it this is exactly what shaitan does my life's better than 0.84

00:09:35.360 yours sell out and have a life like mine look at what the dunya gives you a shower 0.99

00:09:41.340 a shower misery loves company right guys probably miserable depressed every day you got to think 0.83

00:09:48.580 about the decisions you made what's going to happen and to feel better you dunk on people

00:09:52.760 who don't have what you have but how did you get it the rich people but it's okay

00:09:58.180 you should be happy going rich because i deserve it you can just live through me

00:10:06.680 you're basically having this shower now you're basically driving that bigatti you're basically 0.99

00:10:12.420 fucking that girl okay yeah okay everything is demonic what he's saying he doesn't realize it 0.99

00:10:20.000 you're this car this girl these hoes this this is good this is the life this is the path no it's not 1.00

00:10:28.540 we don't need any of this stuff the point of islam is you're comfortable with nothing in the dunya 1.00

00:10:33.240 that you're fine as long as you have the ability to pray that's all you need 0.98

00:10:37.600 academics is like what do you need what did you get

00:10:40.580 being alive being able to read being able to pray i don't need your bugatti i don't need

00:10:46.580 your hose i don't need your plane and your shower i'm fine alhamdulillah for everything

00:10:51.720 you know just listen to me i got your back i got you you got your back what is he going

00:10:59.380 to scrub your back if you listen to him like someone said oh no I can't shower thousands of 0.95

00:11:05.820 feet in the air oh no yeah kill yourself because I can't shower in the sky yeah I'm good at home 0.94

00:11:11.380 this doesn't look appealing can't wait to go not heat the floor you will never experience a floor 0.96

00:11:17.560 like that your life is effectively over your life is effectively over this thing it went from

00:11:25.660 escaping the matrix to just promoting materialism running out of water now

00:11:31.340 running out of water so you can't even take a full shower we're gonna run it out to the end 1.00

00:11:35.500 lose every drop he didn't even so he ran out of water bro you didn't even get a wash your ass bro 1.00

00:11:43.420 what did he do he washed his bald head and then got nothing that like you really need a clean 1.00

00:11:48.860 it's done so this is not even a complete you're not even clean

00:11:51.820 Time runs out

00:11:55.240 See it literally just stops it all you got was your head

00:12:07.820 Stop then so I turn it on again, I guess that's a reminder to let me know they don't have a quarter of the water

00:12:13.100 That's pretty clever

00:12:15.100 To press the button again, but yes, I'm prepared to use my emergency reserves to rinse off the soap

00:12:21.820 i'm already ready of course i didn't done this 0.99

00:12:25.340 i haven't slept in 27 fucking hours i haven't slept in 27 hours as comfortable as that fucking 0.99

00:12:36.060 seat is i can't sleep on plates i end up watching some bullshit about the dacor rally 1.00

00:12:41.500 some fucking crap i sleep great on plates i'm sitting on 58 coffees and four chocolate sponges 1.00

00:12:47.160 Now I'm doing this fucking video guys. I feel like shit. All right. I'm tired. My eyes are stinging 1.00

00:12:53.240 I want to go to bed. I feel like shit and I'm here doing this video for you. What's this for you, huh? 0.98

00:13:00.200 What we appreciate it for once in your fucking life 1.00

00:13:06.940 I'm miserable. I feel like shit. I'm tired. Kill yourself if you're not me. I hate my life 1.00

00:13:12.860 I can't sleep. I'm miserable, but if you're not me die a little bit better now though 0.99

00:13:19.260 Okay, you're not even clean bro 0.96

00:13:25.900 Nice and steamed up

00:13:37.340 Bro

00:13:42.860 how many times you had a shower on a plane how many times have you driven a bugatti or a pagani 0.97

00:13:50.400 or a curtain tag bro you're miserable you can't sleep you're miserable what are you what are you

00:13:57.840 telling bro look at the bags under his eyes i sleep great on planes type me in the chat if you 0.99

00:14:02.480 do i sleep like a baby like i just cock out i don't need people take xanax and stuff to fall

00:14:08.940 asleep i'm out like a light like i don't need half a xan i'm out how many times have you seen 1.00

00:14:15.560 your son be born how many times have you achieved anything you're a fucking loser 0.99

00:14:18.400 bugatti's aren't achievements showering in a plane is not an achievement i think no one knows 1.00

00:14:27.420 who you are you know you're approaching the street you're not famous you're a nobody

00:14:31.440 you're not famous you're a failure okay we're back in the game incredible cover up my massive 1.00

00:14:41.500 warm cover up my massive fucking huge cock okay you have no position to say that people are gay 1.00

00:14:49.460 after what the what are you this is of content this is like a bad bitch on instagram 1.00

00:14:55.160 it's the same exact content and if you see actors got all that money plus a big dick 1.00

00:15:04.760 you're definitely going to kill yourselves 0.99

00:15:06.080 what has the red pill become this yeah this is what the red pills become this look at 0.98

00:15:17.020 this is the result of red pill ideology trying to get approval from men

00:15:24.220 Red Pill Manosphere content brings you to this.

00:15:27.060 You talk about Instagram girls your entire career,

00:15:29.360 you end up becoming them.

00:15:30.200 You are what you surround yourself with.

00:15:32.200 This is the end result.

00:15:35.060 Vasectomies, baddie content, shower streams.

00:15:41.560 Can't sleep, living in torment, miserable.

00:15:44.640 Watch, safe and sound.

00:15:47.640 Time to enjoy some toiletries.

00:15:49.520 Dude, dude, what the, bro,

00:15:51.160 what a stuff for a law bro what the bro what is did this get any views i can't believe i know you

00:15:59.480 guys are saying don't talk about this it only got 65k views but it's it's just it's an incredible

00:16:04.740 proof of what i'm saying when i said red pill is dead this is why this is the end result this is

00:16:11.420 red pill they set the camera up somewhere here now i don't know if you can see me or not

00:16:19.700 no idea but here we have some hand soothing cream which i'm going to use on my hands 0.98

00:16:28.640 i said why don't we put some fucking underwear this is the warmest floor that's ever existed 0.99

00:16:36.460 you could go inside of a volcano and the floor wouldn't be this warm 1.00

00:16:43.320 whole bro what the fuck tristan tate can you tell your brother that this is the stupidest thing he 1.00

00:16:55.460 could post can someone in his circle that bosnian trainer who else luke barnat that other for the 1.00

00:17:03.060 can someone within his team take his phone away remember when he was tweeting saying i miss human

00:17:08.880 trafficking when epstein files got released and then he goes on pierce morgan it says my team

00:17:14.920 deleted it when i was asleep tech teams in israel if you care about his platform you should delete

00:17:21.500 hit delete these posts prevent him take his phone away deep inside of a volcano

00:17:27.520 the floor deep inside of a volcano the floor is cold bro you really like there he had an editor

00:17:36.080 censor this what editor works some because he's not editing this one of his team what was his

00:17:41.500 cousin luke was it tristan who had to put the pixelation here what editor had someone had to

00:17:47.100 see this someone had to see this and go and premiere and do the gaussian blur and mask the

00:17:53.920 censoring volcano the floor deep inside of the volcano the floor is colder than this

00:18:00.720 hand cream not many people know this the hand creams are actually best used for your hands

00:18:07.560 but both my hands are busy so put on my head

00:18:10.440 he's lotioning his head that in for my world famous haircut what about my beautiful my beautiful

00:18:18.200 skin you know i see a lot of people online talking about the skincare routine and that's because 0.85

00:18:23.520 those men are gay homosexual men do that i don't have a skincare routine this is probably the first 0.92

00:18:29.420 thought I'd put any cream on my skin in years, but it's free. It's free. And I am half black. 0.98

00:18:37.420 So the nigger in me wants to use it. What's this? Hand wash. Now I can wash. No, bro. 0.96

00:18:45.980 He's losing his mind. He's losing his mind. Well, I kind of feel bad. The cream off my

00:18:56.400 hands perfect do i get more water here have i hacked the system or have i used all my water

00:19:06.480 nice i get more water here so i can actually have another shower in the sink

00:19:10.720 if i so choose so it looks like i win because they tried to tell me i couldn't have a shower

00:19:17.120 but if i get in the sink my shower never ran dude right what else you got over here 0.88

00:19:26.880 don't need to shave don't know what a loofah is his kids will get bullied with this video i hope not 0.70

00:19:41.520 right 0.56

00:19:44.240 ah aftershave this would be nice what do we have here after woman let's try it let's smell the

00:19:49.040 woman but it's actually quite nice smelling that's nice but i need to smell this gentlemen

00:19:56.000 This is important. 0.99

00:19:57.440 I'm going to smell the women's aftershave so I can burn the smell. 1.00

00:20:03.800 Because if I ever catch a woman that smells like this, I know that she flew to Dubai. 0.99

00:20:08.180 Okay, so gentlemen, I'm going to now put on women's perfume. 1.00

00:20:13.720 Gentlemen, listen up while I use female fragrance. 0.83

00:20:17.240 First class. 1.00

00:20:18.520 And she didn't fucking buy it. 1.00

00:20:20.180 Women have no money. 1.00

00:20:22.120 I'm reading the chat. 1.00

00:20:22.820 I see it. 1.00

00:20:23.160 The man flew her into Dubai first class, and now she's with me, making her a whore. 1.00

00:20:28.640 This is the smell of whores. 1.00

00:20:30.580 The lovely rosal scent of a slut. 1.00

00:20:33.620 Oh, my God, bro. 1.00

00:20:34.760 Such a shame.

00:20:35.700 It smells so beautiful.

00:20:37.600 But now I know what it really means.

00:20:39.900 That's a shame.

00:20:40.400 That's heartbreaking.

00:20:41.040 Like everything in the world, you know? 0.95

00:20:42.080 You see something beautiful, and you want it to be beautiful, but it's all just fucking corrupted. 0.96

00:20:45.860 Everything's corrupted. 1.00

00:20:46.660 Now that I smell this beautiful smell, I know she's full of fucking some other man's cum. 1.00

00:20:51.780 oh dude it's i really well i need to move on it's so bad it's so bad it's it's it's vile 1.00

00:21:01.300 he called himself a whore i don't even know what if you ever smell this 0.94

00:21:06.080 you know you're talking to a rich name who could afford 25 000 flights him and his brother 50 grand 0.98

00:21:12.520 i don't use points i know you people go i can actually get a first class flight with points

00:21:20.360 i don't have a credit card i'm debanked points that's all for days banks points credit cards

00:21:27.560 all for days i'm a rich i have cash it's a parody of itself here's 50g's cash put me on 0.99

00:21:33.960 the motherfucking plane i'm having a shower up in this bitch it's man it's like manic fousey 0.99

00:21:38.920 content it does actually remind me bro well it reminds me of when fousey was losing it 1.00

00:21:43.880 who's at the door points you're basically not important in the culture world every single

00:21:49.720 person who matters has no bank account now what else do i have in here

00:21:59.000 this is what is this aftershave face cream

00:22:07.480 All Bo Dari aftershaves and face cream.

00:22:09.900 Shaving. 0.99

00:22:11.520 Ooh, axe.

00:22:13.460 I haven't wore this since I was about 14.

00:22:15.260 What's on that one?

00:22:17.020 He's the new Fousey. 0.84

00:22:18.420 This is worse than Manic Fousey. 0.53

00:22:32.460 G7.

00:22:33.080 This is G7 crash out era. 1.00

00:22:35.880 this is the same i'm pissing on you i own you you're my bitch i'm in the shower 1.00

00:22:43.560 dean stop i'm gonna push myself i need a hundred million put my watch back on 1.00

00:22:56.360 you know when i first got arrested can i post this on youtube like the reason i'm

00:23:00.520 signing you guys are saying skip i'm trying to farm a youtube video i don't even know if i can

00:23:04.760 post this i don't think that do i have to you know my poor editors why do your bronson's gonna have

00:23:09.900 to censor it out there's something i feel like this is like two get it's it's two they stole

00:23:16.960 all my watches and my first phone call from jail was to my jeweler in dubai saying make all my

00:23:21.420 watches again so the romanian police still have my 25 diamond watch collection for about 2.5

00:23:27.580 million dollars they still have it and i have an exact replica that i wear now of the exact same

00:23:31.860 one so eventually i'm gonna have two of every watch five million dollars of watches

00:23:35.060 minimum not including the beginning watching my watch because i had to duplicate it because

00:23:40.780 the romanian police took it hard life right let me address like bro i don't this is something

00:23:48.020 people post as of exclusive content i don't think this goes on youtube if this was a girl

00:23:53.700 this video would not be allowed unless behind a paywall let's try and balance the phone 1.00

00:23:59.780 bro what the fuck what the fuck bro 0.99

00:24:05.420 what 1.00

00:24:09.480 did the club across break him did that one song break this what the fuck bro that's just another 0.99

00:24:21.020 day in the life just another day in the life what can you do just a man don't say yo 0.99

00:24:29.320 Thank you

00:24:40.400 Wow

00:24:49.040 There's my gravy talk L print 0.99

00:24:53.940 you will never in your fucking life experience a floor this warm this is this is lucifer this is 1.00

00:25:02.680 demon possession it really goes that deep bro you will never if you aren't like me kill yourself 1.00

00:25:08.260 you will never be like this this is pinnacle masculine this is lucifer talking right and 0.94

00:25:15.380 this is the whole point of this i know this is kind of gross but right here is the perfect example

00:25:21.000 of how shaitan uses people

00:25:22.860 to steer them away from the straight path

00:25:25.280 to convince them to value 1.00

00:25:27.360 dunya over the afterlife

00:25:29.000 to sell out

00:25:30.520 this is it

00:25:32.180 literal shaitan speaking through a man

00:25:35.640 look at that

00:25:37.580 look at his eyes

00:25:39.060 he lost his mind

00:25:41.320 and misery loves company

00:25:43.340 a floor this warm

00:25:45.040 a floor this warm 1.00

00:25:46.840 kill yourself 1.00

00:25:48.860 just kill yourself you don't know you don't know how warm a floor can be 1.00

00:25:55.180 bro he needs to wreck you now not only do i look amazing i now smell amazing 1.00

00:26:01.220 put on my gravy shirt

00:26:05.520 you know 1.00

00:26:08.160 living the fucking dream living the dreams i'm miserable i can't sleep i hate everything 1.00

00:26:18.860 I'm sad. 1.00

00:26:19.960 This is the dream.

00:26:21.460 Warm form.

00:26:23.200 Smell amazing. 0.97

00:26:24.000 Didn't he just put women's cologne on?

00:26:25.460 Yeah, he forgot that five seconds ago. 1.00

00:26:27.340 He was calling women whores for their cologne. 0.99

00:26:29.440 I love the way I smell. 1.00

00:26:32.260 Well, then that's fine.

00:26:34.360 Maybe a bit of a mess, but you know.

00:26:36.460 Okay.

00:26:37.440 Morning ritual done.

00:26:38.700 Time for breakfast.

00:26:40.300 Okay, guys.

00:26:41.580 Come, this is the day of my life.

00:26:43.240 Getting flown out to Dubai.

00:26:44.780 This is the day of my life on Emirates.

00:26:48.520 getting flown out to get pooped on.

00:26:50.480 You're wondering why these are on the floor.

00:26:51.900 I had two pairs of pants on because I was cold, 0.95

00:26:54.040 but I'm warm now because the floor is so fucking warm. 0.96

00:26:58.220 Warmest floor I've ever fucking experienced in my life. 0.96

00:27:02.420 But you know what? 0.98

00:27:03.140 No one else deserves this.

00:27:05.020 No, no.

00:27:07.120 No one else deserves that.

00:27:08.920 Hopefully they won't see this and they won't work it out.

00:27:14.900 All right, let's go tell Tristan all about it.

00:27:18.520 Tristan, you should have told him, Tristan, you should have told him to delete that video.

00:27:22.620 Can I have a pineapple juice, please?

00:27:25.460 That'd be amazing.

00:27:26.560 Thank you very much.

00:27:27.860 And what's this, tea?

00:27:29.960 I'll have some Japanese tea.

00:27:34.760 That's amazing.

00:27:35.600 Fresh one and a pineapple juice.

00:27:36.880 Thank you very much.

00:27:37.760 Thanks. 0.99

00:27:39.500 So that lady outside was listening to the whole thing.

00:27:42.160 Bro, imagine being the flight attendant right here, supervising this, and she had to hear, 0.99

00:27:47.900 you're a loser if you're not me kill yourself she's like oh wait he's talking about me 1.00

00:27:53.260 if you aren't like me and you're women are whores my dick my cock i hate you i hate my life oops 1.00

00:28:03.000 i'm in the shower these wages they serve me and she's like huh she's just she's just there oh 1.00

00:28:10.760 oh 0.86

00:28:12.060 she

00:28:14.300 she's hearing 1.00

00:28:16.100 you should kill yourself if you're not me 1.00

00:28:18.440 oh really 1.00

00:28:19.520 bet

00:28:20.540 here's your tea sir

00:28:24.120 here's your tea

00:28:25.260 hello

00:28:27.980 can I have a pineapple juice please

00:28:30.100 that'd be amazing

00:28:32.040 thank you very much 1.00

00:28:33.600 she farted in that pineapple juice 0.96

00:28:36.680 what's this tea 1.00

00:28:37.720 oh yeah have that tea have that tea i heard what you said

00:28:42.600 that's amazing fresh one and a pineapple please thank you very much thanks

00:28:50.140 it's probably like the first customer on that plane that starts like it goes and take a shower

00:28:58.860 the shower is meant for people that are traveling for business and have a long day at work ahead

00:29:02.700 so they try to relax for a second and freshen up before their meeting he's got to be the first

00:29:06.620 passenger to just scream the entire time like the rest of first class i thought it was a jet it's

00:29:11.000 not even a jet i thought he could have four jets everywhere so this is an airline everyone else is

00:29:15.440 like why is somebody screaming in the bathroom bro why who is this dude yelling at the top of 0.98

00:29:20.220 his lungs can you shut the fuck up i'm tired dude i'm trying to i'm trying to listen to an adam 0.99

00:29:26.380 sandler movie can you shut up about the women's perfume this is my one second of relaxation before 1.00

00:29:33.220 I go home to my screaming kids. I'm trying to cheat on my wife in Dubai and then go home and 0.92

00:29:38.400 get a break for a second and you're screaming about lotion.

00:29:47.140 Hey Tristan.

00:29:52.840 Do you want to hear about my shower experience?

00:29:56.880 Do you want to hear about my shower experience?

00:30:03.220 Why not?

00:30:05.460 Because I heard the whole fu- because I heard the whole thing in my $10,000 suit

00:30:11.360 Topgoy, I heard it already. You're yelling and the whole plane can hear you. I've got an Israeli girlfriend

00:30:18.980 Masog tapped the bathroom. I already know 1.00

00:30:33.220 Dude, even Tristan is done with this shit. 1.00

00:30:38.260 Even Tristan doesn't want to entertain this stupid shit. 1.00

00:30:42.980 Imagine, like, everyone is so sick of this. 1.00

00:30:45.140 Even Tristan is like, can you just shut up already? 0.87

00:30:48.300 Even your brother's like, dude, I had enough. 0.96

00:30:51.680 Enough.

00:31:01.420 What is this?

00:31:02.340 Hey, Tristan.

00:31:03.220 Bro, he's not amused

00:31:07.200 Bro, Tristan's literally embarrassed

00:31:12.840 There's no more self-awareness

00:31:16.360 Bro, bro, bro

00:31:20.700 This face tells it all

00:31:23.400 You know when you had enough of your friend?

00:31:26.140 You know when you had enough?

00:31:29.120 It's like, dude, you need to lock in, bro

00:31:31.120 bro you're you're losing it brother brother you know it's like this face is like man i love you

00:31:37.140 you're my brother but you lost the plot dude hey tristan let's talk the whole flight

00:31:43.360 tristan's like bro you're chimping out 0.75

00:31:48.140 okay yikes man that's uh that's where that all ended up

00:31:57.020 I'll see you next time.

SHNEAKO - May 17, 2026

Andrew Tate is going insane.

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