SHNEAKO - May 17, 2026Andrew Tate is going insane.
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Summary
This week, the boys talk about the latest Shavuos video, Ben Shapiro's rant about the "system" and the "Jewry" in the video, and the fact that the shower on a plane doesn't even work.
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let's try and balance the fuck bro what the fuck what the fuck bro did the club across break him
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did that one song break this what the fuck bro that's just another day in the life
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bro you will never in your fucking life experience before this new one this is like this is lucifer
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This is demon possession. This is pinnacle masculinity. This is Lucifer talking right and this is the whole point of this
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I know this is kind of gross, but right here is the perfect example of how shaitan uses people to steer them away from the straight path
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To convince them to value dunya over the afterlife to sell out. This is it
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did you guys see this one yet a floor this warm you will never until the day you fucking die
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ever experience a floor this warm kill yourself okay what are kill yourself because you're never
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gonna have a warm floor on a jet this is this this is why you sold out for shekels this is
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what your tech teams in Israel paid for my warm floor commit suicide if you're not rich
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got a little chair got it all bro's feeling himself five minutes of hot water
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got a timer temperature shower on and off pretty fucking simple
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it's gonna be great I wonder if I can flip the camera I don't think I can flip the camera
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yeah and before he talks more about his towels this is what ben shapiro's saying the same thing
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uh top goy's saying and you can sit here and you can blame the system blame the banks
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blame the jews which jew came to your house and stopped you going to the gym like the whole thing
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was calling out the matrix and then he's saying don't blame everything on because they don't
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because you got skinny ass arms you look like a bitch to me so which jew stopped you going to the
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gym yeah nobody is making that the conversation there's this is a complete straw man it's a
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uh it's miscategorizing what's happening people call it israel they're not the ones who are making
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you poor when did anybody say this you see how that's getting subverted like real criticism
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ends up being lumped in with kooky nonsense.
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Those are my bottles of stuff I was going to use.
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this is what that gambling deal paid for he's showing you the he's showing you the plunders
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They might have to shut the shower door before it turns on
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Maybe it's got some safety protocol bullshit
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if you need to close the door to get your shower you see i had to shut the shower door first
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and by shutting the shower door the shower turned off this shower door here
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chad is this borderline is this is this like only fans content at this point
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that out or we would have had a real video let's move it over here
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Might get a bit colder because it's actually really hot
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Along with me, my suitcase, all those poor people
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this looks like when you travel to japan and nothing works because you're too tall
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dude it doesn't you don't even it's not that cool this is actually a commercial against selling your
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soul to gamble because you don't even fit in the shower it wasn't worth it uh there's enough water
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to have a shower there's toiletries sanitary pads a heated floor isn't that fucking crazy
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wow amazing now all of that flies through the air because we burned some kerosene
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sorry greta that's cool as fuck you're gonna have to get over yeah it's shitting on climate
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change haha we own the libs he's owning the libs by doing a shower stream owning the woke
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left by showering i'm gonna land in new york refreshed
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it's kind of funny because this is how people cope with selling out
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academics asked me that the other day he's like oh you believe in god what has god given you how
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has god blessed you what he's saying is how have you been rewarded in the dunya so the dunya the
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answer would be oh i have a shower on my jet i told academics it's a blessing just to be alive
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just i've woken up today the fact that the sun came out is a blessing the fact that i'm here
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having this conversation is a blessing i don't need to have rewards by a hot floor flying through
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the sky in a shower i don't fit in the fact that i'm here breathing is a blessing all right
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sneeko's gay he tried to to human track you're doing a shower tutorial for dudes
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this is what only fans girls do this is what cam girls do for 20 bucks a month
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hey guys this is a get ready with me come and shower with me
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come and shower with top goy okay i need to close the door so that the shower turns on
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the floor is really warm now i'm gonna use my skin clearing body wash
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he's doing the same except to make it not gay he's like greta thunberg likes climate change
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that's how he makes it not gay it's straight because he's dunking on greta thunberg
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owning the libs while doing a shower tutorial
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sorry i had to open up my body wash and now we're gonna wash you know i'm starting to think i might
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have the one of the world's most famous haircuts you're gonna say describe andrew tate's hair
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okay you're in the shower talking about how famous you are everyone will know my hair
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You're like, well, I don't know what his hair is like right now.
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I only use Voya Tranquility Shampoo, Lavender, and Eucalyptus.
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they paid me 10 trillion dollars to do that which is why i have such a good life and you have to fly
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on the bottom floor of planes you don't get to go i have a good life listen this is lucifer talking
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and i see he's too dumb to realize it this is exactly what shaitan does my life's better than
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yours sell out and have a life like mine look at what the dunya gives you a shower
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a shower misery loves company right guys probably miserable depressed every day you got to think
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about the decisions you made what's going to happen and to feel better you dunk on people
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who don't have what you have but how did you get it the rich people but it's okay
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you should be happy going rich because i deserve it you can just live through me
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you're basically having this shower now you're basically driving that bigatti you're basically
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fucking that girl okay yeah okay everything is demonic what he's saying he doesn't realize it
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you're this car this girl these hoes this this is good this is the life this is the path no it's not
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we don't need any of this stuff the point of islam is you're comfortable with nothing in the dunya
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that you're fine as long as you have the ability to pray that's all you need
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academics is like what do you need what did you get
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being alive being able to read being able to pray i don't need your bugatti i don't need
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your hose i don't need your plane and your shower i'm fine alhamdulillah for everything
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you know just listen to me i got your back i got you you got your back what is he going
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to scrub your back if you listen to him like someone said oh no I can't shower thousands of
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feet in the air oh no yeah kill yourself because I can't shower in the sky yeah I'm good at home
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this doesn't look appealing can't wait to go not heat the floor you will never experience a floor
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like that your life is effectively over your life is effectively over this thing it went from
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escaping the matrix to just promoting materialism running out of water now
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running out of water so you can't even take a full shower we're gonna run it out to the end
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lose every drop he didn't even so he ran out of water bro you didn't even get a wash your ass bro
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what did he do he washed his bald head and then got nothing that like you really need a clean
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it's done so this is not even a complete you're not even clean
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See it literally just stops it all you got was your head
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Stop then so I turn it on again, I guess that's a reminder to let me know they don't have a quarter of the water
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To press the button again, but yes, I'm prepared to use my emergency reserves to rinse off the soap
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i'm already ready of course i didn't done this
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i haven't slept in 27 fucking hours i haven't slept in 27 hours as comfortable as that fucking
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seat is i can't sleep on plates i end up watching some bullshit about the dacor rally
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some fucking crap i sleep great on plates i'm sitting on 58 coffees and four chocolate sponges
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Now I'm doing this fucking video guys. I feel like shit. All right. I'm tired. My eyes are stinging
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I want to go to bed. I feel like shit and I'm here doing this video for you. What's this for you, huh?
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What we appreciate it for once in your fucking life
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I'm miserable. I feel like shit. I'm tired. Kill yourself if you're not me. I hate my life
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I can't sleep. I'm miserable, but if you're not me die a little bit better now though
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how many times you had a shower on a plane how many times have you driven a bugatti or a pagani
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or a curtain tag bro you're miserable you can't sleep you're miserable what are you what are you
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telling bro look at the bags under his eyes i sleep great on planes type me in the chat if you
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do i sleep like a baby like i just cock out i don't need people take xanax and stuff to fall
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asleep i'm out like a light like i don't need half a xan i'm out how many times have you seen
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your son be born how many times have you achieved anything you're a fucking loser
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bugatti's aren't achievements showering in a plane is not an achievement i think no one knows
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who you are you know you're approaching the street you're not famous you're a nobody
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you're not famous you're a failure okay we're back in the game incredible cover up my massive
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warm cover up my massive fucking huge cock okay you have no position to say that people are gay
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after what the what are you this is of content this is like a bad bitch on instagram
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it's the same exact content and if you see actors got all that money plus a big dick
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you're definitely going to kill yourselves
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what has the red pill become this yeah this is what the red pills become this look at
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this is the result of red pill ideology trying to get approval from men
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Red Pill Manosphere content brings you to this.
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You talk about Instagram girls your entire career,
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what a stuff for a law bro what the bro what is did this get any views i can't believe i know you
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guys are saying don't talk about this it only got 65k views but it's it's just it's an incredible
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proof of what i'm saying when i said red pill is dead this is why this is the end result this is
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red pill they set the camera up somewhere here now i don't know if you can see me or not
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no idea but here we have some hand soothing cream which i'm going to use on my hands
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i said why don't we put some fucking underwear this is the warmest floor that's ever existed
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you could go inside of a volcano and the floor wouldn't be this warm
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whole bro what the fuck tristan tate can you tell your brother that this is the stupidest thing he
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could post can someone in his circle that bosnian trainer who else luke barnat that other for the
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can someone within his team take his phone away remember when he was tweeting saying i miss human
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trafficking when epstein files got released and then he goes on pierce morgan it says my team
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deleted it when i was asleep tech teams in israel if you care about his platform you should delete
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hit delete these posts prevent him take his phone away deep inside of a volcano
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the floor deep inside of a volcano the floor is cold bro you really like there he had an editor
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censor this what editor works some because he's not editing this one of his team what was his
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cousin luke was it tristan who had to put the pixelation here what editor had someone had to
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see this someone had to see this and go and premiere and do the gaussian blur and mask the
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censoring volcano the floor deep inside of the volcano the floor is colder than this
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hand cream not many people know this the hand creams are actually best used for your hands
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he's lotioning his head that in for my world famous haircut what about my beautiful my beautiful
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skin you know i see a lot of people online talking about the skincare routine and that's because
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those men are gay homosexual men do that i don't have a skincare routine this is probably the first
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thought I'd put any cream on my skin in years, but it's free. It's free. And I am half black.
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So the nigger in me wants to use it. What's this? Hand wash. Now I can wash. No, bro.
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He's losing his mind. He's losing his mind. Well, I kind of feel bad. The cream off my
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hands perfect do i get more water here have i hacked the system or have i used all my water
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nice i get more water here so i can actually have another shower in the sink
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if i so choose so it looks like i win because they tried to tell me i couldn't have a shower
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but if i get in the sink my shower never ran dude right what else you got over here
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don't need to shave don't know what a loofah is his kids will get bullied with this video i hope not
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ah aftershave this would be nice what do we have here after woman let's try it let's smell the
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woman but it's actually quite nice smelling that's nice but i need to smell this gentlemen
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I'm going to smell the women's aftershave so I can burn the smell.
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Because if I ever catch a woman that smells like this, I know that she flew to Dubai.
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Okay, so gentlemen, I'm going to now put on women's perfume.
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Gentlemen, listen up while I use female fragrance.
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The man flew her into Dubai first class, and now she's with me, making her a whore.
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You see something beautiful, and you want it to be beautiful, but it's all just fucking corrupted.
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Now that I smell this beautiful smell, I know she's full of fucking some other man's cum.
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oh dude it's i really well i need to move on it's so bad it's so bad it's it's it's vile
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he called himself a whore i don't even know what if you ever smell this
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you know you're talking to a rich name who could afford 25 000 flights him and his brother 50 grand
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i don't use points i know you people go i can actually get a first class flight with points
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i don't have a credit card i'm debanked points that's all for days banks points credit cards
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all for days i'm a rich i have cash it's a parody of itself here's 50g's cash put me on
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the motherfucking plane i'm having a shower up in this bitch it's man it's like manic fousey
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content it does actually remind me bro well it reminds me of when fousey was losing it
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who's at the door points you're basically not important in the culture world every single
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person who matters has no bank account now what else do i have in here
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this is the same i'm pissing on you i own you you're my bitch i'm in the shower
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dean stop i'm gonna push myself i need a hundred million put my watch back on
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you know when i first got arrested can i post this on youtube like the reason i'm
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signing you guys are saying skip i'm trying to farm a youtube video i don't even know if i can
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post this i don't think that do i have to you know my poor editors why do your bronson's gonna have
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to censor it out there's something i feel like this is like two get it's it's two they stole
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all my watches and my first phone call from jail was to my jeweler in dubai saying make all my
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watches again so the romanian police still have my 25 diamond watch collection for about 2.5
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million dollars they still have it and i have an exact replica that i wear now of the exact same
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one so eventually i'm gonna have two of every watch five million dollars of watches
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minimum not including the beginning watching my watch because i had to duplicate it because
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the romanian police took it hard life right let me address like bro i don't this is something
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people post as of exclusive content i don't think this goes on youtube if this was a girl
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this video would not be allowed unless behind a paywall let's try and balance the phone
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did the club across break him did that one song break this what the fuck bro that's just another
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day in the life just another day in the life what can you do just a man don't say yo
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you will never in your fucking life experience a floor this warm this is this is lucifer this is
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demon possession it really goes that deep bro you will never if you aren't like me kill yourself
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you will never be like this this is pinnacle masculine this is lucifer talking right and
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this is the whole point of this i know this is kind of gross but right here is the perfect example
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just kill yourself you don't know you don't know how warm a floor can be
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bro he needs to wreck you now not only do i look amazing i now smell amazing
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living the fucking dream living the dreams i'm miserable i can't sleep i hate everything
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He was calling women whores for their cologne.
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I had two pairs of pants on because I was cold,
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but I'm warm now because the floor is so fucking warm.
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Warmest floor I've ever fucking experienced in my life.
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Hopefully they won't see this and they won't work it out.
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Tristan, you should have told him, Tristan, you should have told him to delete that video.
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So that lady outside was listening to the whole thing.
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Bro, imagine being the flight attendant right here, supervising this, and she had to hear,
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you're a loser if you're not me kill yourself she's like oh wait he's talking about me
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if you aren't like me and you're women are whores my dick my cock i hate you i hate my life oops
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i'm in the shower these wages they serve me and she's like huh she's just she's just there oh
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oh yeah have that tea have that tea i heard what you said
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that's amazing fresh one and a pineapple please thank you very much thanks
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it's probably like the first customer on that plane that starts like it goes and take a shower
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the shower is meant for people that are traveling for business and have a long day at work ahead
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so they try to relax for a second and freshen up before their meeting he's got to be the first
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passenger to just scream the entire time like the rest of first class i thought it was a jet it's
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not even a jet i thought he could have four jets everywhere so this is an airline everyone else is
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like why is somebody screaming in the bathroom bro why who is this dude yelling at the top of
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his lungs can you shut the fuck up i'm tired dude i'm trying to i'm trying to listen to an adam
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sandler movie can you shut up about the women's perfume this is my one second of relaxation before
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I go home to my screaming kids. I'm trying to cheat on my wife in Dubai and then go home and
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get a break for a second and you're screaming about lotion.
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Do you want to hear about my shower experience?
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Do you want to hear about my shower experience?
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Because I heard the whole fu- because I heard the whole thing in my $10,000 suit
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Topgoy, I heard it already. You're yelling and the whole plane can hear you. I've got an Israeli girlfriend
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Dude, even Tristan is done with this shit.
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Even Tristan doesn't want to entertain this stupid shit.
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Imagine, like, everyone is so sick of this.
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Even Tristan is like, can you just shut up already?
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Even your brother's like, dude, I had enough.
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bro you're you're losing it brother brother you know it's like this face is like man i love you
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you're my brother but you lost the plot dude hey tristan let's talk the whole flight
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okay yikes man that's uh that's where that all ended up