SHNEAKO - December 05, 2025


Begging New Yorkers for Validation

BE YOURSELF STOP ＂NETWORKING＂ WITH ME

Episode Stats


Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

99.74

Word count

860

Sentence count

87

People

Also mentioned:
Claus Jimmy Fallon Propaganda Kwanzaa Johnson Carey

Harmful content

Misogyny

4

sentences flagged

Toxicity

6

sentences flagged

Hate speech

1

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

It's the season of giving, and we're here to talk about it. We've got Christmas music, Christmas movies, Christmas commercials, Christmas songs, Christmas lights, Christmas carols, Christmas light shows, and more!

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 I'm that guy! I'm that person on the street!
00:00:18.000 We outside! Main street, baby! Main street!
00:00:23.000 Four years later, I got a time for a full board again.
00:00:28.000 I got a billboard right up here, that's what we're going to see right now.
00:00:40.400 For what?
00:00:41.400 Propaganda?
00:00:42.400 Nah, just my face.
00:00:43.400 What's going on?
00:00:44.400 Knew I should have worn this jacket today, bro. 0.99
00:00:47.400 He has this shit-tatted too on his hand. 0.99
00:00:49.400 I'm about to get a time square billboard right here. 0.97
00:00:51.400 Can you get a photo?
00:00:52.400 Yeah, sure.
00:00:53.400 Well, people take a selfie and my face is not in it.
00:00:55.400 It's like at my chest.
00:00:56.400 It's vertical.
00:00:57.400 but it's like the 10th time where they take it i'm like do you want me to lean down like i'm not in
00:01:02.120 it oh wait look look look that's me that's me nice right yeah i made it validation from a guy in a
00:01:12.760 suit hey that's me the guy who's canceled on most social media and i'm happy for a while i was bitter
00:01:22.040 that they canceled me everywhere but you can feel that the culture is shifting towards the counter
00:01:26.360 culture towards the people that are on the outside that can criticize how fake everything is
00:01:31.320 now i can say and do the things that every other creator can't because they're bound by contracts
00:01:35.720 and algorithms i am free you could feel that the internet would rather see someone slowly
00:01:40.600 exit the game to criticize it than be one of the soy boys playing it look that's you okay 0.99
00:01:47.000 Here he is. Here he is. Look, look, look, that's me. That's me.
00:01:55.000 All right. Yeah, you done hair. Come on. Yeah. Woo. You did it. 0.97
00:01:59.000 Hey, you want to see some of the pool? You? Yeah, wasn't that pretty cool?
00:02:05.000 Yeah, no one cares. Yeah, right. All right.
00:02:11.000 I paid $700,000 to get that. Can you believe that?
00:02:14.000 Could have bought a house, a Ferrari.
00:02:16.000 Okay, it's crazy.
00:02:18.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
00:02:22.000 It's gonna cross the street now.
00:02:30.000 I have a rental, man.
00:02:32.000 I mean, if you film it, it's now part of your video.
00:02:34.000 A trip is part of your business expense.
00:02:36.000 This jacket was like $1200,
00:02:38.000 but if I'm not trippy,
00:02:40.000 then people aren't watching, so...
00:02:42.000 There you go.
00:02:44.000 If everyone knows the game is rigged, nobody wants to play anymore.
00:03:03.220 Hey, that was good.
00:03:06.720 That was good.
00:03:07.720 We got another sentence.
00:03:08.720 If you see me need to talk really fast, it's because this only stays up for 15 seconds and
00:03:11.720 I have to say the sentence really quickly.
00:03:13.220 Ready? Ready, ready, ready, ready.
00:03:31.220 I swear, Christmas gets earlier and earlier every year.
00:03:43.220 This is where the Rockefeller Center tree is going to be built up until January, a really
00:03:53.120 cool tree.
00:03:54.120 Oh, it's already there behind the scaffolding.
00:03:56.340 It looks like Santa's village in here.
00:03:58.280 Reindeers, everything.
00:04:01.120 The spirits in the air.
00:04:03.840 Happy Hanukkah to Kwanzaa or whatever.
00:04:13.220 I think this is one of those Jimmy Fallon ask-you-some-holiday-questions interview.
00:04:34.220 I think they're taking a photo.
00:04:36.220 I saw it. I looked at their photo.
00:04:38.220 I went.
00:04:43.220 Good?
00:04:44.220 What?
00:04:45.220 Good photo?
00:04:46.220 Yeah, good photo.
00:04:49.220 Miss Johnson, calculus.
00:04:51.220 No, no. Sneaker? 1.00
00:04:54.220 Yes.
00:04:56.220 What do you mean now?
00:04:57.220 I don't know, I said, oh, no, I was just thinking about it.
00:04:59.220 Take care, man, have a very nice day.
00:05:01.220 They're saying this guy's delayed till 7pm, but I'm not waiting till 7pm.
00:05:05.220 There's about 300 iPhones giving free advertisement to Saks
00:05:08.220 because they're changing the lights in front of their store.
00:05:13.220 that's how profitable christmas is happy birthday jesus it got pushed till seven
00:05:42.980 It's not no light show till 7 p.m.
00:05:52.980 No light show till 7 o'clock.
00:05:55.120 Everyone's standing around here. 0.99
00:05:57.040 I'm dead ass. 0.99
00:05:57.800 Yeah, ask them if you don't believe me. 1.00
00:06:00.000 Yeah, I promise.
00:06:01.920 They should have started at 5. 0.85
00:06:02.960 They said the media is late.
00:06:03.900 They want NBC and CNN here.
00:06:06.720 Man, look at these hopeful faces right here.
00:06:09.140 They have no...
00:06:10.980 it looks like a home alone shot I love Christmas music I don't care what anybody
00:06:23.300 says this Christmas gave you my heart that one the Mariah Carey one ready to
00:06:32.180 drink some hot cocoa kiss under the mistletoe and get drunk with Santa
00:06:40.980 You said get under the mistletoe?
00:06:45.320 With Santa?
00:06:45.920 I said kiss under the mistletoe and then get drunk with Santa after.
00:06:50.020 I mean, you should separate those two.
00:06:52.180 Hey, Mrs. Claus, hit my line. 0.95
00:06:55.420 I just blinked instead of winked.
00:06:57.240 I just wanted to know that.
00:06:58.800 You could start a new wave, a double wink.
00:07:02.940 Mrs. Claus.
00:07:05.620 Guys, there's no show until 7 o'clock.
00:07:08.520 No show until 7 o'clock.
00:07:10.980 sorry seven o'clock seven o'clock yeah they pushed it
00:07:18.740 somebody booed me don't shoot the messenger okay they're still gonna stand
00:07:24.020 here because they don't believe me all right well told them now
00:07:29.940 we're gonna walk you go to let's walk you that way
00:07:33.780 guys there's no show till seven o'clock they push it to seven
00:07:37.380 If you want to wait, you can, but this won't start till 7 p.m.
00:07:44.240 There's no show till 7 o'clock. The light show starts at 7.
00:08:07.380 Thank you.