SHNEAKO - December 09, 2025


Charming Strangers for Christmas


Episode Stats

Length

18 minutes

Words per Minute

154.1765

Word Count

2,896

Sentence Count

251


Summary

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 who
00:00:30.000 What is he wearing?
00:00:46.960 You got your gay little ribbon on?
00:00:49.140 Your little fag?
00:00:51.020 You said your fag?
00:00:52.120 Okay, go.
00:00:52.620 No, remove...
00:00:53.740 Where's that thing?
00:00:55.280 It's such a good projector, man.
00:00:57.620 I love the quality of this.
00:01:00.000 Old John's Club Christmas Tink.
00:01:22.940 If you get a chance to come back and share some more music with us, we would greatly appreciate it.
00:01:31.000 Good show right? Yeah, it was awesome. Where are you guys from?
00:01:34.000 Cincinnati. Nice to meet you. Merry Christmas guys.
00:01:49.000 What are you guys doing?
00:01:50.000 What's going on here?
00:01:51.000 The guy was like squatting like two girls at the same time.
00:01:55.000 He has a good poker face. He's like very bored right now.
00:01:58.000 Look at his face.
00:01:59.000 Yes.
00:02:00.000 What's up man?
00:02:01.000 You look a little impressed right now.
00:02:03.000 I'm not impressed.
00:02:04.000 You're smiling.
00:02:05.000 Oh.
00:02:06.000 Smiling is not impressed.
00:02:08.000 So how do I know if you're impressed?
00:02:10.000 You would see me as like extremely excited, like fascinated and like shocked.
00:02:15.000 Yeah like exactly like that, that was good.
00:02:17.000 Did he win?
00:02:18.000 I love you though.
00:02:19.000 Hell yeah.
00:02:20.000 What's up?
00:02:21.000 You love me?
00:02:22.000 Yeah you're a great guy.
00:02:23.000 It's kind of impressed.
00:02:24.000 I could love you but not be impressed with you.
00:02:26.000 So why do you love me if you're not impressed by me?
00:02:29.000 I don't know, you're another human.
00:02:31.000 So do you love him?
00:02:33.000 Yeah, I love him.
00:02:35.000 That guy!
00:02:37.000 That's kinda gay, bro.
00:02:39.000 What's that guy?
00:02:41.000 I don't know.
00:02:43.000 Uh, yeah.
00:02:45.000 Can you tell a black guy just gave me this haircut?
00:02:47.000 He didn't even hear what I said.
00:02:53.000 I don't know.
00:02:55.000 I don't know.
00:02:57.000 hell no bro was he impressed he was hella impressed bro he was like can you do you
00:03:04.200 have like a hidden talent you can show me or something a hidden talent
00:03:11.000 hey that's great yeah we're gonna see what's that impressive
00:03:17.960 yeah not up there we're in florida it's uh stand your ground state
00:03:22.040 like i've seen you online yo i do content too can i ask you like a joke's question
00:03:25.400 it. Is that cool? You're not going to try to some troll shit, are you? No, no, I'm sorry.
00:03:29.800 How many genders are there? There's two genders. There are two. That's the truth, right?
00:03:36.120 Like, that's the real reality, right? What do you think, what are your thoughts on people, like,
00:03:39.000 saying, like, there's more than two? I don't really think about them, and they kind of died down.
00:03:43.640 I think that, that misconception got rid of, thank you, thanks to me, I think. I pushed against
00:03:50.360 a lot of 23, 24, so people don't believe that as much as they want to. Okay, okay, and we'll last
00:03:55.000 real quick. What's one thing on your bucket list? Anything. What's on my bucket list? Do I have
00:04:02.320 anything? I don't know. I talked to you the most. I did everything pretty much. Like name one thing
00:04:08.880 that you haven't done. Promise you. Get married. Get married. Yeah I need to scratch that on my
00:04:15.700 bucket list. Like who's your type? Like if you were to marry a woman right now. Maybe I am married
00:04:20.100 but publicly people don't know but I don't really have a type. That's the only thing that I like.
00:04:24.160 you know that's good take care though all right cc loves to eat chipotle which i think is the
00:04:29.760 most pure form of goyslop we're lined up like cattles or prisoners this is how people in jail
00:04:34.480 eat so what do you want and you just gladly hear signing up when brickle is the highest
00:04:39.760 concentration of some of the best restaurants and food he chooses goyslop hey instead of a bowl so
00:04:44.160 like a small little taco i can get i'm not that hungry the smallest thing but can i get a taco
00:04:50.400 yeah okay we'll do a taco you're gonna get a taco at chipotle i'm not hungry bro
00:04:54.560 i haven't met you before i'm familiar you know the aiden ross boxing event
00:04:59.360 oh you were in toronto yeah toronto oh good to see you assalamu alaikum how are you
00:05:07.440 did you win the fight yeah i won both of them here yeah i'm trying to get on band risk
00:05:15.200 ready
00:05:15.440 I see the fighter one, he's your fighter.
00:05:22.440 I got one with you two real quick.
00:05:25.440 Alright, no worries bro.
00:05:29.440 Aaron Brickle just was watching the streamer awards.
00:05:32.440 Shout out to me, I won the best duo stream, me and Ye.
00:05:34.440 No I didn't, we should have though.
00:05:36.440 We're gonna blow up our collab right now.
00:05:37.440 I'm trying to stream snipe him, see where he is.
00:05:40.440 Yo, can you rate me?
00:05:46.160 Can I rate you?
00:05:46.780 Can you do my podcast?
00:05:48.600 Yeah, come on my podcast.
00:05:49.780 Just one question.
00:05:50.860 Here, can we do a quick tip-down?
00:05:52.240 Just a quick rate.
00:05:53.320 Dude, I got clip arms so hard.
00:05:55.720 Thank you, brother.
00:05:56.740 The clip arms tonight have been out of this world.
00:05:59.020 Yeah, I know.
00:05:59.520 We're a little excited for that.
00:06:00.880 My fault.
00:06:01.460 I mean, it's not my fault.
00:06:02.560 We don't really have another motive for tonight.
00:06:04.520 We'll figure it out Saturday night.
00:06:05.560 I have a table.
00:06:07.240 I have a club.
00:06:08.320 Where's your hate clubs?
00:06:09.500 It's a tobacco plant.
00:06:10.440 I prefer not to do it, but you always got to stay strapped with your backup. We could drive in the Hellcat there. Have some fun
00:06:16.500 Okay, yeah, the cameraman looks excited about that. What's your name?
00:06:19.560 Brock
00:06:21.560 You're excited about the Hellcat?
00:06:23.560 It looks like it. You didn't tell me you're a mix brother
00:06:40.440 so we missed our flight and that sucks we're on standby for 2 20 but the one carlos gave us was
00:06:50.280 for tomorrow so we could have another day of our basil which there is a lot going on today
00:06:55.820 we didn't do anything during the day but carlos could not pull off the christmas miracle anyway
00:06:59.800 we like to welcome passengers with disabilities passengers i need a little extra time to board
00:07:03.920 thank you last night i went to the club with clavicular and i ran into somebody that's been
00:07:09.320 talking a lot on twitter you know when they said uh trigger fingers turn to twitter fingers
00:07:13.880 you get embodied by a singer nigga anyway he pulled up and he he made the face like hey like
00:07:21.980 a submissive this is all for content face and i've never done this before but i did the i went
00:07:27.320 up like like what like what what you said and i swear to everything i love and this is why even
00:07:36.740 we missed the flight i'm in a good mood i was i was looking at it like this and i've never
00:07:41.620 this close smelt fear on somebody i'm looking like what we'll lie he went to the security
00:07:47.460 of the club he went like this so i'm here he goes
00:07:54.420 the security guard comes up to me and says uh that guy said he doesn't like you so
00:08:00.660 and thank you to the fan that showed up and was asking for a picture because if that didn't happen
00:08:04.100 and the credibility goes down.
00:08:06.620 So I take the picture and the skier's like,
00:08:07.800 he walks away.
00:08:10.660 I go my way.
00:08:12.040 Knowing these people,
00:08:13.260 in the coming days,
00:08:14.580 you're going to see the story spun
00:08:16.960 in whatever way that they try to rationalize.
00:08:19.680 But you can see on the smile on my face right now,
00:08:21.800 usually when you miss a flight, you're upset.
00:08:23.500 That was the most satisfying interaction
00:08:25.860 that I've had for one of those situations ever.
00:08:27.640 And you know who you are.
00:08:32.820 Last night on the stream,
00:08:34.100 Clav is over there in the dancing session, I'm at our main section, and it picks up on the mic.
00:08:37.960 One of the girls is like, let's do some shots, and the whole chat's like, oh my gosh, she said she wasn't drinking.
00:08:41.640 And so I double down to help her anxiety, and I'm like, yo, let's all do coke on the stream.
00:08:46.740 And so I hand the mic to everybody in the section, they're all like, into the microphone so they hear it.
00:08:51.380 The third girl takes the mic and goes.
00:08:57.980 And I'm like, after, I was wondering why it took so long.
00:09:00.560 once the bit's over she's like that's like electronic coke i'm like no that was a microphone
00:09:06.160 what did you think you were vaping coke she she didn't know that i was doing a bit she literally
00:09:11.100 thought that she was sniffing cocaine from the the dj i'm like so apologies you didn't get high
00:09:18.520 but you snorted microphone just wanted to show my friend jake because this is the first time i've
00:09:26.000 met a youtuber before oh cool if you wouldn't mind saying hi to him
00:09:31.400 Jake I don't see him oh sorry let me see
00:09:39.080 well they don't get there you go he said what's popping it was good how you doing
00:09:44.120 man how you doing man good just waiting for my flight you're going to Houston too
00:09:49.380 Yeah, okay, so do you mind if I get a quick picture by any chance? Sure
00:09:55.880 I'll call you back. Nice to meet you, Jake
00:09:58.780 Yeah, I appreciate it, bro. Yeah, sure
00:10:02.320 All right
00:10:04.460 Sorry to bother you. I just like I said I kind of got excited
00:10:07.500 No, no problem. Family traveling with infants two years old and younger are now welcome to pre-war
00:10:13.580 Merry Christmas to you. You're a lifesaver. Thank you so much. I hope you kiss the most beautiful
00:10:19.380 The beautiful woman under the mistletoe.
00:10:21.380 Yes, sir.
00:10:22.380 We got on the standby list.
00:10:24.380 We did it, dude.
00:10:26.380 Dormis.
00:10:27.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:28.380 I agree.
00:10:29.380 Why is he filming you?
00:10:31.380 I don't know.
00:10:32.380 He compared to me if he wanted to.
00:10:34.380 Oh, you look great, Tom.
00:10:35.380 He's on Facebook, too.
00:10:36.380 Yeah.
00:10:37.380 For some reason, he's filming you.
00:10:39.380 I don't know why.
00:10:40.380 I can't figure it out.
00:10:41.380 He should film you.
00:10:42.380 You're the beautiful one.
00:10:43.380 I look like shit today.
00:10:45.380 You can be on it today.
00:10:46.380 You can get home safe, alright?
00:10:48.380 Thank you so much. I appreciate it bad hair day or something. No, you have a nice hat though. Where'd you get it?
00:10:56.200 Storm I
00:10:58.200 Would hope so
00:11:00.380 Hopefully not off someone's head
00:11:02.880 What are you doing in New York?
00:11:07.400 Same thing I live there. Why you remind me for our basil
00:11:10.540 Unfortunately, no, but I was here for work.
00:11:16.540 Are you from Argentina?
00:11:18.540 No.
00:11:19.540 Spain?
00:11:20.540 No.
00:11:21.540 What?
00:11:22.540 It's fantastic.
00:11:23.540 I'm usually pretty good at that.
00:11:24.540 Where are you from?
00:11:25.540 Today you're bad.
00:11:26.540 I'm from Russia.
00:11:27.540 You're from Russia?
00:11:28.540 Yeah.
00:11:29.540 Holy shit.
00:11:30.540 Why?
00:11:31.540 It's a bad day today.
00:11:32.540 Why?
00:11:33.540 It's just not my life.
00:11:40.540 Real talk, so I'm standing here, I look there, uh-huh, show?
00:11:47.920 And there's a turkey sandwich right there.
00:11:50.640 Okay.
00:11:51.700 Would you eat it or not?
00:11:52.640 Because I'm starving.
00:11:54.380 Someone left their turkey sandwich there?
00:11:56.180 Yeah, right here.
00:11:57.220 It's just staring at me.
00:11:58.480 And it looks fresh.
00:11:59.540 It does look fresh.
00:12:01.360 It looks good to be purchased.
00:12:02.820 Yeah, unopened.
00:12:03.380 Unopened, straight from the airport.
00:12:05.680 And she said it wasn't a homeless guy.
00:12:06.940 Wait, one more.
00:12:08.060 She wanted to.
00:12:08.680 It wasn't a homeless guy? Who left this?
00:12:11.860 It can't be. You think they're lying in the town of North?
00:12:15.380 That's a good point.
00:12:16.460 You think they're just walking around in traffic?
00:12:18.900 I'm like, there's something like traffic in England.
00:12:21.460 Homeless people walk here. I've seen homeless people here.
00:12:23.940 Buy me one. I'll buy you a new sandwich.
00:12:26.580 You're going to buy me a sandwich?
00:12:27.640 If you find me a homeless person, I'll buy both of you a sandwich. You can't.
00:12:30.700 Lucky for me, I'm homeless.
00:12:33.260 You owe me a sandwich.
00:12:34.200 And if they look like you, then everyone's talking to me.
00:12:37.560 Are you hitting on me?
00:12:38.680 No, I'm going to turn it into something.
00:12:40.160 You should eat this, Dan.
00:12:43.720 Are you hitting on me?
00:12:44.620 No, I'm not.
00:12:45.060 You look like you're fucking homeless, Dan.
00:12:46.600 I don't want you.
00:12:47.200 I didn't say I'm fucking homeless.
00:12:48.440 Damn.
00:12:49.040 You said you were regular.
00:12:49.940 You said I don't look like I'm homeless.
00:12:51.500 Also, don't judge homeless people.
00:12:53.880 I'm not.
00:12:54.580 Yeah, you are.
00:12:55.200 You said you're not hitting on me because I'm homeless.
00:12:58.680 You just said that.
00:13:00.160 That's judgmental.
00:13:01.380 You want a bite?
00:13:02.720 Yeah, I'll be able to bite with you.
00:13:03.700 All right, cool.
00:13:04.260 Yeah.
00:13:04.760 Airport turkey sandwich.
00:13:06.700 Taste test.
00:13:07.720 Good to fit in.
00:13:08.680 He's like, no, he's not doing that.
00:13:19.160 I can take out the turkey if you want.
00:13:22.420 How are you mad at me?
00:13:23.460 I'm hoping you were a free sandwich.
00:13:27.260 You're cursing a lot for a free sandwich.
00:13:32.660 It was very delicious.
00:13:33.900 You missed out.
00:13:34.500 Merry Christmas.
00:13:35.540 Why is she so mad?
00:13:36.200 That would have been so...
00:13:37.520 Because she yells at the car.
00:13:38.680 Yo you ate the fucking sandwich? She cursed and she was really mad at me, like really
00:13:44.560 sassy when we were over the sandwich I said Asian dedication right there
00:13:53.840 only we take pictures with that much concentration
00:14:08.680 There's a Christmas concert at the St. Mark's Church.
00:14:15.680 Let's hope it's good.
00:14:18.680 Let me get that for you.
00:14:23.680 Let me get that for you too.
00:14:25.680 How we doing?
00:14:26.680 Good. Can I sit?
00:14:27.680 Absolutely.
00:14:28.680 Do you want some hot chocolate?
00:14:29.680 Yeah, sure.
00:14:30.680 What would you like on it?
00:14:31.680 We have all kinds of toppings.
00:14:32.680 You have tacos too?
00:14:33.680 Oh, it's got all kinds of toppings.
00:14:35.680 Oh.
00:14:36.680 whipped cream, peppermint, sprinkles.
00:14:39.140 I'll get the marshmallows, please.
00:14:40.440 Want some whipped cream on top of it?
00:14:42.500 Sure.
00:14:43.000 Thank you so much.
00:14:45.660 Merry Christmas.
00:14:46.160 There you go.
00:14:46.660 Merry Christmas.
00:15:03.620 We worship together here in the space
00:15:06.360 I thought that guy was a performer, but he asked me to step outside the church.
00:15:23.720 Here I'm wondering, why does this guy have his hands in his pockets if he wants to fight?
00:15:27.040 What advice would you fucking...
00:15:28.600 He wanted advice. I completely misread that situation.
00:15:31.760 You've been like fucking through the ring. You've been up and down and all.
00:15:34.560 I remember when you used to fucking do shits in the fucking...
00:15:37.860 Does he have to curse so much right outside the church?
00:15:39.940 That infamous shit with the bitch in the outside.
00:15:43.700 Yeah, that dude was yapping.
00:15:45.020 But Christmas is such a great reminder that we still have some sense of traditional values.
00:15:50.040 They tried to sign up us for a long time and say,
00:15:52.380 Happy Holidays and Happy Kwanzaa, but nobody celebrates Kwanzaa.
00:15:56.640 People enjoy the Christmas trees and the lights
00:15:59.080 and the time that everybody gets to spend with their family.
00:16:01.680 It's an excuse.
00:16:02.440 My favorite semblance of the return to normalcy is how openly we can say that there are only two
00:16:07.880 genders now. For a long time, that was one of the most homophobic, transphobic, problematic
00:16:12.780 statements you could possibly make. Luckily, it's been drilled back into the subconscious and we can
00:16:17.400 accept what we all know. My number one pet peeve with social media is the short-term memory loss
00:16:22.980 we have. Just two years ago, saying this would get you banned on Twitch. Luckily, we are finally
00:16:28.760 moving past the emotional politics. The best example is the psyop of Luigi Mangione, wearing
00:16:35.500 an orange jumpsuit in New York City next to the mayor and 13 SWAT team members all at once.
00:16:42.140 The Mangione orange. They had his picture up in gay nightclubs in Bushwick. That murderous
00:16:47.080 Italian is the perfect example of leftist politics. In one week, the discourse went from
00:16:52.400 maybe the CIA's trying to trick us to how hot is this guy, which shows exactly how leftist
00:16:57.760 politics are dominated by women and gays. That dude is a murderer but he's celebrated by the
00:17:04.000 left because they don't care about anything destructive and they like looking at somebody
00:17:08.300 who's mildly good looking. If he was an ugly black guy, they would have never said a word. If he was
00:17:12.700 an Arab, there would be a race war. And although I love Christmas, I had one of the most brain rot
00:17:17.300 conversations last night at the family Christmas dinner with my cousin. She truly believes that
00:17:23.000 Jesus is black. One of the presents given to me was a black Jesus that I had thrown away because
00:17:28.860 Jesus was not black. And the argument was as stupid as, Jesus was from North Africa. No, he wasn't.
00:17:36.400 That's, there's, no. There's no point in going, no. But liberals like black Jesus because they hate
00:17:43.900 anything establishment and they've attached whiteness to that. Even the left is starting
00:17:48.460 to realize how silly their ideology is first you become a liberal because you care about social
00:17:53.500 justice and human rights and you grow up and realize that this is just destroying everything
00:17:58.940 so when we reject the basic tenets of being alive the fact that there's male and female at some
00:18:05.100 point you need to return to tradition and what better way than some family time some presents
00:18:10.060 in a tree we don't say it because we're homophobic and transphobic we say it because we love everyone
00:18:15.500 Merry Christmas. There's only Mr. Claus and Mrs. Claus.
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