SHNEAKO - Charming Strangers for Christmas

00:00:00.000 who

00:00:30.000 What is he wearing? 1.00

00:00:46.960 You got your gay little ribbon on? 1.00

00:00:49.140 Your little fag? 1.00

00:00:51.020 You said your fag? 1.00

00:00:52.120 Okay, go. 1.00

00:00:52.620 No, remove...

00:00:53.740 Where's that thing?

00:00:55.280 It's such a good projector, man.

00:00:57.620 I love the quality of this.

00:01:00.000 Old John's Club Christmas Tink.

00:01:22.940 If you get a chance to come back and share some more music with us, we would greatly appreciate it.

00:01:31.000 Good show right? Yeah, it was awesome. Where are you guys from?

00:01:34.000 Cincinnati. Nice to meet you. Merry Christmas guys.

00:01:49.000 What are you guys doing?

00:01:50.000 What's going on here?

00:01:51.000 The guy was like squatting like two girls at the same time.

00:01:55.000 He has a good poker face. He's like very bored right now.

00:01:58.000 Look at his face.

00:01:59.000 Yes.

00:02:00.000 What's up man?

00:02:01.000 You look a little impressed right now.

00:02:03.000 I'm not impressed.

00:02:04.000 You're smiling.

00:02:05.000 Oh.

00:02:06.000 Smiling is not impressed.

00:02:08.000 So how do I know if you're impressed?

00:02:10.000 You would see me as like extremely excited, like fascinated and like shocked.

00:02:15.000 Yeah like exactly like that, that was good.

00:02:17.000 Did he win?

00:02:18.000 I love you though.

00:02:19.000 Hell yeah.

00:02:20.000 What's up?

00:02:21.000 You love me?

00:02:22.000 Yeah you're a great guy.

00:02:23.000 It's kind of impressed.

00:02:24.000 I could love you but not be impressed with you.

00:02:26.000 So why do you love me if you're not impressed by me?

00:02:29.000 I don't know, you're another human.

00:02:31.000 So do you love him?

00:02:33.000 Yeah, I love him.

00:02:35.000 That guy! 0.67

00:02:37.000 That's kinda gay, bro. 0.83

00:02:39.000 What's that guy? 0.88

00:02:41.000 I don't know.

00:02:43.000 Uh, yeah. 0.86

00:02:45.000 Can you tell a black guy just gave me this haircut? 0.97

00:02:47.000 He didn't even hear what I said. 0.95

00:02:53.000 I don't know.

00:02:55.000 I don't know.

00:02:57.000 hell no bro was he impressed he was hella impressed bro he was like can you do you

00:03:04.200 have like a hidden talent you can show me or something a hidden talent

00:03:11.000 hey that's great yeah we're gonna see what's that impressive

00:03:17.960 yeah not up there we're in florida it's uh stand your ground state

00:03:22.040 like i've seen you online yo i do content too can i ask you like a joke's question

00:03:25.400 it. Is that cool? You're not going to try to some troll shit, are you? No, no, I'm sorry.

00:03:29.800 How many genders are there? There's two genders. There are two. That's the truth, right? 1.00

00:03:36.120 Like, that's the real reality, right? What do you think, what are your thoughts on people, like,

00:03:39.000 saying, like, there's more than two? I don't really think about them, and they kind of died down.

00:03:43.640 I think that, that misconception got rid of, thank you, thanks to me, I think. I pushed against

00:03:50.360 a lot of 23, 24, so people don't believe that as much as they want to. Okay, okay, and we'll last

00:03:55.000 real quick. What's one thing on your bucket list? Anything. What's on my bucket list? Do I have

00:04:02.320 anything? I don't know. I talked to you the most. I did everything pretty much. Like name one thing

00:04:08.880 that you haven't done. Promise you. Get married. Get married. Yeah I need to scratch that on my

00:04:15.700 bucket list. Like who's your type? Like if you were to marry a woman right now. Maybe I am married 0.98

00:04:20.100 but publicly people don't know but I don't really have a type. That's the only thing that I like.

00:04:24.160 you know that's good take care though all right cc loves to eat chipotle which i think is the 1.00

00:04:29.760 most pure form of goyslop we're lined up like cattles or prisoners this is how people in jail

00:04:34.480 eat so what do you want and you just gladly hear signing up when brickle is the highest

00:04:39.760 concentration of some of the best restaurants and food he chooses goyslop hey instead of a bowl so

00:04:44.160 like a small little taco i can get i'm not that hungry the smallest thing but can i get a taco

00:04:50.400 yeah okay we'll do a taco you're gonna get a taco at chipotle i'm not hungry bro

00:04:54.560 i haven't met you before i'm familiar you know the aiden ross boxing event

00:04:59.360 oh you were in toronto yeah toronto oh good to see you assalamu alaikum how are you

00:05:07.440 did you win the fight yeah i won both of them here yeah i'm trying to get on band risk

00:05:15.200 ready

00:05:15.440 I see the fighter one, he's your fighter.

00:05:22.440 I got one with you two real quick.

00:05:25.440 Alright, no worries bro.

00:05:29.440 Aaron Brickle just was watching the streamer awards.

00:05:32.440 Shout out to me, I won the best duo stream, me and Ye.

00:05:34.440 No I didn't, we should have though.

00:05:36.440 We're gonna blow up our collab right now.

00:05:37.440 I'm trying to stream snipe him, see where he is.

00:05:40.440 Yo, can you rate me?

00:05:46.160 Can I rate you?

00:05:46.780 Can you do my podcast?

00:05:48.600 Yeah, come on my podcast.

00:05:49.780 Just one question.

00:05:50.860 Here, can we do a quick tip-down?

00:05:52.240 Just a quick rate.

00:05:53.320 Dude, I got clip arms so hard.

00:05:55.720 Thank you, brother.

00:05:56.740 The clip arms tonight have been out of this world.

00:05:59.020 Yeah, I know.

00:05:59.520 We're a little excited for that.

00:06:00.880 My fault.

00:06:01.460 I mean, it's not my fault.

00:06:02.560 We don't really have another motive for tonight.

00:06:04.520 We'll figure it out Saturday night.

00:06:05.560 I have a table.

00:06:07.240 I have a club.

00:06:08.320 Where's your hate clubs?

00:06:09.500 It's a tobacco plant.

00:06:10.440 I prefer not to do it, but you always got to stay strapped with your backup. We could drive in the Hellcat there. Have some fun

00:06:16.500 Okay, yeah, the cameraman looks excited about that. What's your name?

00:06:19.560 Brock

00:06:21.560 You're excited about the Hellcat?

00:06:23.560 It looks like it. You didn't tell me you're a mix brother 1.00

00:06:40.440 so we missed our flight and that sucks we're on standby for 2 20 but the one carlos gave us was

00:06:50.280 for tomorrow so we could have another day of our basil which there is a lot going on today

00:06:55.820 we didn't do anything during the day but carlos could not pull off the christmas miracle anyway

00:06:59.800 we like to welcome passengers with disabilities passengers i need a little extra time to board

00:07:03.920 thank you last night i went to the club with clavicular and i ran into somebody that's been

00:07:09.320 talking a lot on twitter you know when they said uh trigger fingers turn to twitter fingers

00:07:13.880 you get embodied by a singer nigga anyway he pulled up and he he made the face like hey like 0.97

00:07:21.980 a submissive this is all for content face and i've never done this before but i did the i went

00:07:27.320 up like like what like what what you said and i swear to everything i love and this is why even

00:07:36.740 we missed the flight i'm in a good mood i was i was looking at it like this and i've never

00:07:41.620 this close smelt fear on somebody i'm looking like what we'll lie he went to the security

00:07:47.460 of the club he went like this so i'm here he goes

00:07:54.420 the security guard comes up to me and says uh that guy said he doesn't like you so

00:08:00.660 and thank you to the fan that showed up and was asking for a picture because if that didn't happen

00:08:04.100 and the credibility goes down.

00:08:06.620 So I take the picture and the skier's like,

00:08:07.800 he walks away.

00:08:10.660 I go my way.

00:08:12.040 Knowing these people,

00:08:13.260 in the coming days,

00:08:14.580 you're going to see the story spun

00:08:16.960 in whatever way that they try to rationalize.

00:08:19.680 But you can see on the smile on my face right now,

00:08:21.800 usually when you miss a flight, you're upset.

00:08:23.500 That was the most satisfying interaction

00:08:25.860 that I've had for one of those situations ever.

00:08:27.640 And you know who you are.

00:08:32.820 Last night on the stream,

00:08:34.100 Clav is over there in the dancing session, I'm at our main section, and it picks up on the mic.

00:08:37.960 One of the girls is like, let's do some shots, and the whole chat's like, oh my gosh, she said she wasn't drinking.

00:08:41.640 And so I double down to help her anxiety, and I'm like, yo, let's all do coke on the stream.

00:08:46.740 And so I hand the mic to everybody in the section, they're all like, into the microphone so they hear it.

00:08:51.380 The third girl takes the mic and goes. 0.99

00:08:57.980 And I'm like, after, I was wondering why it took so long.

00:09:00.560 once the bit's over she's like that's like electronic coke i'm like no that was a microphone

00:09:06.160 what did you think you were vaping coke she she didn't know that i was doing a bit she literally 1.00

00:09:11.100 thought that she was sniffing cocaine from the the dj i'm like so apologies you didn't get high

00:09:18.520 but you snorted microphone just wanted to show my friend jake because this is the first time i've

00:09:26.000 met a youtuber before oh cool if you wouldn't mind saying hi to him

00:09:31.400 Jake I don't see him oh sorry let me see

00:09:39.080 well they don't get there you go he said what's popping it was good how you doing

00:09:44.120 man how you doing man good just waiting for my flight you're going to Houston too

00:09:49.380 Yeah, okay, so do you mind if I get a quick picture by any chance? Sure

00:09:55.880 I'll call you back. Nice to meet you, Jake

00:09:58.780 Yeah, I appreciate it, bro. Yeah, sure

00:10:02.320 All right

00:10:04.460 Sorry to bother you. I just like I said I kind of got excited

00:10:07.500 No, no problem. Family traveling with infants two years old and younger are now welcome to pre-war 1.00

00:10:13.580 Merry Christmas to you. You're a lifesaver. Thank you so much. I hope you kiss the most beautiful

00:10:19.380 The beautiful woman under the mistletoe.

00:10:21.380 Yes, sir.

00:10:22.380 We got on the standby list.

00:10:24.380 We did it, dude.

00:10:26.380 Dormis.

00:10:27.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:28.380 I agree.

00:10:29.380 Why is he filming you?

00:10:31.380 I don't know.

00:10:32.380 He compared to me if he wanted to.

00:10:34.380 Oh, you look great, Tom.

00:10:35.380 He's on Facebook, too.

00:10:36.380 Yeah.

00:10:37.380 For some reason, he's filming you.

00:10:39.380 I don't know why.

00:10:40.380 I can't figure it out.

00:10:41.380 He should film you.

00:10:42.380 You're the beautiful one. 1.00

00:10:43.380 I look like shit today. 1.00

00:10:45.380 You can be on it today. 0.99

00:10:46.380 You can get home safe, alright?

00:10:48.380 Thank you so much. I appreciate it bad hair day or something. No, you have a nice hat though. Where'd you get it?

00:10:56.200 Storm I

00:10:58.200 Would hope so

00:11:00.380 Hopefully not off someone's head

00:11:02.880 What are you doing in New York?

00:11:07.400 Same thing I live there. Why you remind me for our basil

00:11:10.540 Unfortunately, no, but I was here for work.

00:11:16.540 Are you from Argentina?

00:11:18.540 No.

00:11:19.540 Spain?

00:11:20.540 No.

00:11:21.540 What?

00:11:22.540 It's fantastic.

00:11:23.540 I'm usually pretty good at that.

00:11:24.540 Where are you from?

00:11:25.540 Today you're bad.

00:11:26.540 I'm from Russia.

00:11:27.540 You're from Russia?

00:11:28.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:29.540 Holy shit. 1.00

00:11:30.540 Why? 0.99

00:11:31.540 It's a bad day today.

00:11:32.540 Why?

00:11:33.540 It's just not my life.

00:11:40.540 Real talk, so I'm standing here, I look there, uh-huh, show?

00:11:47.920 And there's a turkey sandwich right there.

00:11:50.640 Okay.

00:11:51.700 Would you eat it or not?

00:11:52.640 Because I'm starving.

00:11:54.380 Someone left their turkey sandwich there?

00:11:56.180 Yeah, right here.

00:11:57.220 It's just staring at me.

00:11:58.480 And it looks fresh.

00:11:59.540 It does look fresh.

00:12:01.360 It looks good to be purchased.

00:12:02.820 Yeah, unopened.

00:12:03.380 Unopened, straight from the airport.

00:12:05.680 And she said it wasn't a homeless guy.

00:12:06.940 Wait, one more.

00:12:08.060 She wanted to.

00:12:08.680 It wasn't a homeless guy? Who left this?

00:12:11.860 It can't be. You think they're lying in the town of North?

00:12:15.380 That's a good point.

00:12:16.460 You think they're just walking around in traffic?

00:12:18.900 I'm like, there's something like traffic in England.

00:12:21.460 Homeless people walk here. I've seen homeless people here.

00:12:23.940 Buy me one. I'll buy you a new sandwich.

00:12:26.580 You're going to buy me a sandwich?

00:12:27.640 If you find me a homeless person, I'll buy both of you a sandwich. You can't.

00:12:30.700 Lucky for me, I'm homeless.

00:12:33.260 You owe me a sandwich.

00:12:34.200 And if they look like you, then everyone's talking to me.

00:12:37.560 Are you hitting on me?

00:12:38.680 No, I'm going to turn it into something. 0.77

00:12:40.160 You should eat this, Dan.

00:12:43.720 Are you hitting on me?

00:12:44.620 No, I'm not. 1.00

00:12:45.060 You look like you're fucking homeless, Dan. 1.00

00:12:46.600 I don't want you. 1.00

00:12:47.200 I didn't say I'm fucking homeless. 1.00

00:12:48.440 Damn. 1.00

00:12:49.040 You said you were regular. 1.00

00:12:49.940 You said I don't look like I'm homeless.

00:12:51.500 Also, don't judge homeless people.

00:12:53.880 I'm not.

00:12:54.580 Yeah, you are.

00:12:55.200 You said you're not hitting on me because I'm homeless.

00:12:58.680 You just said that.

00:13:00.160 That's judgmental.

00:13:01.380 You want a bite? 0.92

00:13:02.720 Yeah, I'll be able to bite with you.

00:13:03.700 All right, cool.

00:13:04.260 Yeah.

00:13:04.760 Airport turkey sandwich.

00:13:06.700 Taste test.

00:13:07.720 Good to fit in.

00:13:08.680 He's like, no, he's not doing that.

00:13:19.160 I can take out the turkey if you want.

00:13:22.420 How are you mad at me?

00:13:23.460 I'm hoping you were a free sandwich.

00:13:27.260 You're cursing a lot for a free sandwich.

00:13:32.660 It was very delicious.

00:13:33.900 You missed out.

00:13:34.500 Merry Christmas.

00:13:35.540 Why is she so mad? 0.99

00:13:36.200 That would have been so...

00:13:37.520 Because she yells at the car. 1.00

00:13:38.680 Yo you ate the fucking sandwich? She cursed and she was really mad at me, like really 1.00

00:13:44.560 sassy when we were over the sandwich I said Asian dedication right there

00:13:53.840 only we take pictures with that much concentration

00:14:08.680 There's a Christmas concert at the St. Mark's Church.

00:14:15.680 Let's hope it's good.

00:14:18.680 Let me get that for you.

00:14:23.680 Let me get that for you too.

00:14:25.680 How we doing?

00:14:26.680 Good. Can I sit?

00:14:27.680 Absolutely.

00:14:28.680 Do you want some hot chocolate?

00:14:29.680 Yeah, sure.

00:14:30.680 What would you like on it?

00:14:31.680 We have all kinds of toppings.

00:14:32.680 You have tacos too?

00:14:33.680 Oh, it's got all kinds of toppings.

00:14:35.680 Oh.

00:14:36.680 whipped cream, peppermint, sprinkles.

00:14:39.140 I'll get the marshmallows, please.

00:14:40.440 Want some whipped cream on top of it?

00:14:42.500 Sure.

00:14:43.000 Thank you so much.

00:14:45.660 Merry Christmas.

00:14:46.160 There you go.

00:14:46.660 Merry Christmas.

00:15:03.620 We worship together here in the space

00:15:06.360 I thought that guy was a performer, but he asked me to step outside the church.

00:15:23.720 Here I'm wondering, why does this guy have his hands in his pockets if he wants to fight? 0.99

00:15:27.040 What advice would you fucking... 0.98

00:15:28.600 He wanted advice. I completely misread that situation. 0.99

00:15:31.760 You've been like fucking through the ring. You've been up and down and all. 0.98

00:15:34.560 I remember when you used to fucking do shits in the fucking... 1.00

00:15:37.860 Does he have to curse so much right outside the church? 1.00

00:15:39.940 That infamous shit with the bitch in the outside. 1.00

00:15:43.700 Yeah, that dude was yapping. 1.00

00:15:45.020 But Christmas is such a great reminder that we still have some sense of traditional values.

00:15:50.040 They tried to sign up us for a long time and say,

00:15:52.380 Happy Holidays and Happy Kwanzaa, but nobody celebrates Kwanzaa.

00:15:56.640 People enjoy the Christmas trees and the lights

00:15:59.080 and the time that everybody gets to spend with their family.

00:16:01.680 It's an excuse.

00:16:02.440 My favorite semblance of the return to normalcy is how openly we can say that there are only two

00:16:07.880 genders now. For a long time, that was one of the most homophobic, transphobic, problematic

00:16:12.780 statements you could possibly make. Luckily, it's been drilled back into the subconscious and we can

00:16:17.400 accept what we all know. My number one pet peeve with social media is the short-term memory loss

00:16:22.980 we have. Just two years ago, saying this would get you banned on Twitch. Luckily, we are finally

00:16:28.760 moving past the emotional politics. The best example is the psyop of Luigi Mangione, wearing

00:16:35.500 an orange jumpsuit in New York City next to the mayor and 13 SWAT team members all at once.

00:16:42.140 The Mangione orange. They had his picture up in gay nightclubs in Bushwick. That murderous 1.00

00:16:47.080 Italian is the perfect example of leftist politics. In one week, the discourse went from

00:16:52.400 maybe the CIA's trying to trick us to how hot is this guy, which shows exactly how leftist 0.99

00:16:57.760 politics are dominated by women and gays. That dude is a murderer but he's celebrated by the 1.00

00:17:04.000 left because they don't care about anything destructive and they like looking at somebody 0.94

00:17:08.300 who's mildly good looking. If he was an ugly black guy, they would have never said a word. If he was 1.00

00:17:12.700 an Arab, there would be a race war. And although I love Christmas, I had one of the most brain rot 1.00

00:17:17.300 conversations last night at the family Christmas dinner with my cousin. She truly believes that

00:17:23.000 Jesus is black. One of the presents given to me was a black Jesus that I had thrown away because 1.00

00:17:28.860 Jesus was not black. And the argument was as stupid as, Jesus was from North Africa. No, he wasn't. 1.00

00:17:36.400 That's, there's, no. There's no point in going, no. But liberals like black Jesus because they hate 0.91

00:17:43.900 anything establishment and they've attached whiteness to that. Even the left is starting 0.96

00:17:48.460 to realize how silly their ideology is first you become a liberal because you care about social 0.60

00:17:53.500 justice and human rights and you grow up and realize that this is just destroying everything 0.86

00:17:58.940 so when we reject the basic tenets of being alive the fact that there's male and female at some

00:18:05.100 point you need to return to tradition and what better way than some family time some presents

00:18:10.060 in a tree we don't say it because we're homophobic and transphobic we say it because we love everyone

00:18:15.500 Merry Christmas. There's only Mr. Claus and Mrs. Claus.

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SHNEAKO - December 09, 2025

Charming Strangers for Christmas

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