SHNEAKO - COLD LIKE MINNESOTA

00:00:00.000 I don't think you guys understand how much a strategy it is that we will never get Prime 1.00

00:00:24.020 sneek go back she'll be drinking all in i'm already half dick who the fuck i'm against 0.99

00:00:34.100 he was such a founding father of my teenage years 1.00

00:00:43.060 hi what's one thing you want for christmas um probably like a bunny a bunny 0.99

00:00:54.020 Oh, no, what the fuck is this? 0.99

00:00:57.020 Chat Hootis asking for one of the guys who the fuck posted? 1.00

00:01:01.620 Lil Yachty posted on his IG story on his burner looking for the blonde from Sneeko's latest video. 0.99

00:01:07.120 Oh, no, not again.

00:01:10.920 Yo, come here, come here.

00:01:13.920 All right, bro, nice to meet you. I gotta go.

00:01:17.920 What do you think the big surprise is?

00:01:19.920 I don't know.

00:01:20.920 Take a guess.

00:01:21.920 I don't know.

00:01:23.420 Okay, you don't know yeah

00:01:28.400 Okay, we're going on East 91st

00:01:30.880 This is a separate country technically you have to show your passport when you get in here

00:01:34.700 This is not part of America. Not it's not really a country, but it's not America. I just noticed that you have

00:01:40.940 These here I

00:01:43.580 Can do all

00:01:46.760 Ready for the surprise I

00:01:48.760 We're going to the art farm

00:01:50.760 close your ears they have the the petting zoo here right yeah yeah we're coming to visit

00:01:54.860 okay perfect one here to do yes okay got it you came just some time let's go

00:02:03.760 enjoy our farm this is the only petting zoo in manhattan it's so cute the only one in manhattan

00:02:13.140 where you could find a bunny oh there's a lot of them they have gerbils too i used to have these

00:02:16.640 when I was a kid.

00:02:17.660 I used to have hamsters.

00:02:19.200 Did hamsters? 0.51

00:02:19.960 Yeah.

00:02:20.780 They ran away one time.

00:02:21.900 It's a chicken.

00:02:23.700 Is that a, what is that?

00:02:25.220 It's a chicken.

00:02:26.440 Are you sure it's a chicken?

00:02:27.680 It's either a chicken or a quail.

00:02:29.380 Excuse me, what animal is this?

00:02:30.800 That's a chicken.

00:02:31.240 That is a Japanese quail.

00:02:32.880 A quail.

00:02:33.600 Oh, I told you.

00:02:34.440 Have you pet a bunny before?

00:02:35.600 Yeah, the farm I work at has fun.

00:02:38.760 You work at a farm?

00:02:39.920 Yeah, I work at a vegan animal sanctuary.

00:02:42.980 I like this one a lot.

00:02:44.980 He looks like this twirl.

00:02:46.640 can you see this looks like his eyes are blocked by his first don't they have a lot of babies yeah

00:02:53.760 you can find your buddy is neutered because i have more that's in inhumane why to neuter a bunny

00:03:02.160 you're gonna snip its balls do you have a carrot we do have carrots he's my favorite yeah i agree

00:03:08.000 he's a little bit i'll definitely take him out he's a little bit shyer about eating

00:03:11.760 with other people but i'll bring a carrot over just in case

00:03:16.640 i like rabbits better me too all right he looks shy rocco that's a nice name can i pet him

00:03:27.200 oh my god what's the difference between a bunny and a rabbit honestly same thing

00:03:33.440 some people say the younger ones are bunnies but they've kind of people use them interchangeably

00:03:38.880 he's younger he's younger he's a little bit more calm i think he just likes people more to be honest

00:03:44.320 he seems way less scared i have no pets none so maybe i'll come here more often

00:03:49.280 you should it's very therapeutic to just hang out with a little bit sometimes

00:03:55.840 do they count as rodents they do do bunnies count as rodents still no these guys are something

00:04:01.040 called lagomorphs which is kind of like a rodent except their teeth are a little bit bigger so

00:04:06.800 what's the difference between a guinea pig and a rat not much these guys don't have a tail

00:04:10.560 which is the biggest difference so they're the same as rats but very similar very similar

00:04:14.800 in what they um these guys are also herbivores rats can sort of eat anything they're like cute

00:04:19.520 rats yeah i like rats you like rats yeah i think they're cute i like rats too we don't have any

00:04:25.520 here i kind of wish we did but is that a mouse we do have mice i used to have a pet mouse yes

00:04:31.280 yeah i feel bad now i had these mice invade my brooklyn apartment and we killed all of them

00:04:35.840 honestly so they came in my kitchen and i didn't want them to keep coming you got to send a message

00:04:41.440 to them like you can't come here honestly you're really not welcome we hung the mouse and showed

00:04:47.440 the rest i cannot when we first get them they're very very crazy name is biscotti yeah is that what

00:04:56.000 food is that uh a cookie i think it's like a cookie that you dip into your teeth yeah this is a mouse

00:05:01.360 she's a hamster okay i like this one don't do that it's bad for you it's metal it's a great

00:05:08.240 place can you get a coat made out of this you definitely can they're very expensive

00:05:13.920 is this one for sale no this is our baby you're gonna need a lot to make a coat yeah

00:05:18.960 you need so i think you need like a hundred of them to make a coat or something it's kind of dark

00:05:22.720 It's very dark when you think about it.

00:05:23.720 It's very dark. 0.73

00:05:34.720 Did you poop? 0.87

00:05:35.720 Did it just poop on me? 0.81

00:05:37.720 I think it just pooped.

00:05:38.720 This is our stick bug.

00:05:39.720 That looks like the cinnamon from the cereal.

00:05:41.720 Yeah, a little bit.

00:05:42.720 The Jamaican cereal guy.

00:05:43.720 Apple Jacks.

00:05:44.720 Oh yes, Apple Jacks.

00:05:45.720 They took his hat though.

00:05:47.720 Oh my God.

00:05:49.720 Vibing out.

00:05:50.720 like very short antennas but they are actually all girls and they actually clone themselves to 0.97

00:05:56.640 make babies really so we always have babies feminists are going to be like i wish goals 1.00

00:06:12.400 is that a blue tongue oh how old is he this guy's gotta be at least 20 or 25 now

00:06:20.720 hey he looks old yeah we're the same age he's older than you yep this one's ours now

00:06:31.760 what would you rate that experience one through ten uh like ten out of ten that was fun right

00:06:37.280 well obviously i got a kind of bunny and like everything else i often get i don't often give

00:06:43.040 tens that was a 10 out of 10 experience you don't see any red bull it's kind of hidden how's that

00:06:47.920 What happened?

00:06:48.760 Chop cheese on a roll with everything.

00:06:51.120 She never had a chopped cheese before.

00:06:52.420 I'm showing her how it's done.

00:06:53.340 You know that TikTok page, the Akiway?

00:06:56.360 The Akiway.

00:06:58.720 I don't know, he does these TikTok videos

00:07:00.520 making chopped cheese.

00:07:01.780 I went there, we did it, he never posted it.

00:07:03.660 You know why?

00:07:04.500 Because I think I gave him a nine out of 10.

00:07:06.000 Why?

00:07:06.840 Because I'm honest.

00:07:07.680 When people ask me about the rating,

00:07:08.840 that place, that petting zoo, was 10 out of 10.

00:07:10.780 That was an honest rating.

00:07:12.660 The Akiway's, it was a nine. 0.98

00:07:14.180 And it's not a bad rating, that's really good.

00:07:16.020 Come on in.

00:07:17.380 Hey, Sneeko. 0.96

00:07:18.060 How you doing?

00:07:32.360 What's your favorite Christmas song?

00:07:34.240 I like Ariana Grande's Christmas song.

00:07:36.740 Looks so good on the camera, though.

00:07:38.500 Did you go to Sunday school?

00:07:40.860 Did you get confirmed?

00:07:42.720 Confirmed, yeah.

00:07:43.960 I'm one year behind getting confirmed.

00:07:46.020 i know i went to catechism my whole life but i didn't finish that last year

00:07:49.620 uh i grew up catholic you grew up catholic too yeah you're baptized

00:07:54.820 i can't really picture you in a choir really no i can picture you doing cheer

00:08:01.780 yeah what's up man what's up bro merry christmas

00:08:07.860 thank you bro nice to meet you see he's jewish that's why he said happy holidays

00:08:12.420 you know it's on the same day for the first time hanukkah christmas on the same day

00:08:20.260 every every christmas my family always says like what do you want for christmas they're like

00:08:24.740 good behavior we want you to be nice be nice this year every year so they're not going to

00:08:32.580 be helpful at all i don't want anything i'll put this up the register what's your name uh hubert

00:08:37.220 what's going on man hey christmas you like these gloves yes yes i do you know i'm gonna get them

00:08:43.620 i'm gonna get in the matching coat they kind of look like bunny hands mr craps i feel like

00:08:49.060 spongebob like you know have you never seen yes i have i missed but you don't do the voice right

00:09:07.220 Hey, what's up man? Nice to meet you.

00:09:11.220 You might have to get a baby? Yeah. 1.00

00:09:13.220 Hi. Nice to meet you.

00:09:15.220 Okay, now turn around.

00:09:17.220 Okay.

00:09:19.220 Oh, it's so creepy.

00:09:21.220 How do I know? Okay.

00:09:23.220 I don't know how you didn't see that.

00:09:37.220 I appreciate you guys. Thanks for everything you do, man.

00:09:41.320 What's your name?

00:09:42.300 I'm all right.

00:09:42.840 I think I'm a kid.

00:09:44.720 I appreciate you.

00:09:46.420 Shout out to NJPD.

00:09:47.600 Shout out to you, man.

00:09:48.980 Merry Christmas, guys.

00:09:50.720 Be safe.

00:09:51.880 Have a good night.

00:09:52.320 Look at the color it puts on our faces, very pink.

00:10:12.160 That's the Rockettes.

00:10:14.160 I thought that was our train.

00:10:22.480 This is my favorite train station

00:10:23.980 because I have an interview series here

00:10:26.000 called The One Minute Podcast

00:10:26.860 where I interview people coming on and off the train.

00:10:29.980 I put a table right here.

00:10:33.040 Are you a good person?

00:10:34.660 Yeah.

00:10:35.420 Why?

00:10:38.700 Thanks.

00:10:39.740 You're going to train. 0.91

00:10:44.160 I mean, fat people should just stop being fat. 0.92

00:10:57.080 Yeah. 0.99

00:10:57.960 I don't think there's anything more useless than a theater major degree.

00:11:00.920 I know. 0.68

00:11:04.320 After you.

00:11:05.080 After you.

00:11:11.080 Thank you.

00:11:13.280 Thank you.

00:11:14.480 that looks pretty good have a good one the same is uh say it one more time

00:11:21.120 no the the song the composer you know daniel you know daniel you wanna love it's very chill

00:11:26.480 i listen tonight rate the dinner one through ten ten out of ten that's a lot of tents you

00:11:32.880 see the world trade center have you seen that before that was uh so there was 911

00:11:37.920 and then they built this after to replace it i like this one better

00:11:43.840 but you weren't even alive for 9 11. yeah i was i was there and i was a firefighter at 9 11.

00:11:51.680 i know when it was burning me and uh all the kids in preschool we came and picked up the ashes

SHNEAKO - November 25, 2025

COLD LIKE MINNESOTA

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