SHNEAKO - December 12, 2025


GOYSLOP.

Seek Truth Through Funny Are You a Good Person？

Episode Stats


Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

166.7

Word count

1,484

Sentence count

77

People

Also mentioned:
Martin Scorsese Chipotle Joker Avengers Endgame Harvey Epstein Tristan Tate Taxi Driver Andrew Tate Neil Mohan Sora AI Grinch Sing

Harmful content

Misogyny

2

sentences flagged

Toxicity

13

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Hate speech

8

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Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

Goyslop is a funny word, and it s been used a lot more recently. And I like to make fun of my friend Steezy when he goes to Chipotle, lined up like cattle waiting to get a scoop of whatever is in the spoon from some minimum wage employee who wants to go home and doesn t care if they spat in it or not. People lining up to pay money to put nutrients in their body the same way that prisoners do. The word goy is used to describe people like cattle, subhumans who are only existing to serve their masters. The slop is in everything that we consume, not just from the Chipotle or the McDonald s. Once you start seeing it, you can t unsee it.

Transcript

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Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 4, 3, 2, 1
00:00:03.300 Goyslop, simply put, is the ending of WALL-E
00:00:08.280 Seeing an entire civilization wildly overweight, bound to a chair
00:00:12.860 Only able to consume media in a screen that's directly in front of their faces
00:00:17.680 And slurp food connected to a cup and a straw
00:00:20.980 That movie came out when we were kids
00:00:23.600 And slowly we can see society fall deeper and deeper into this trap
00:00:28.260 Goy slop is a funny word and it's been used a lot more recently.
00:00:31.560 And I like to make fun of my friend Steezy when he goes to Chipotle lined up like cattle waiting to get a scoop of whatever is in the spoon from some minimum wage employee who wants to go home and doesn't care if they spat in it or not.
00:00:46.660 People lining up to pay money to put nutrients in their body the same way that prisoners do.
00:00:52.060 The word goy is used to describe people like cattle, subhumans who are only existing to serve their masters.
00:01:00.820 The slop is in everything that we consume, not just from the Chipotle or the McDonald's.
00:01:06.260 Once you start seeing it, you can't unsee it.
00:01:08.620 Like how the lights used to be warm and how architecture used to be inspiring,
00:01:12.600 and now McDonald's doesn't have the playpen, it's built like a corporate WeWork.
00:01:17.540 And all the warm lights have been replaced with fluorescent hospital lights.
00:01:21.380 All this is designed to crush the soul slowly.
00:01:26.080 I try my best to avoid goyslot, but even this video is.
00:01:30.260 You're probably going to be interrupted by a Taco Bell ad.
00:01:34.120 That Taco Bell ring is identical to what cows hear
00:01:37.860 before they're fed enough food to be slaughtered and put into a burger.
00:01:42.220 Last week I tweeted how much I hated everybody who bought tickets to Avengers Endgame,
00:01:47.300 The Marvel movie in 2019 that was the most box office grossing movie of all time.
00:01:53.140 Everybody got very upset, but when you think back, can people really remember what happened in that movie?
00:01:59.340 A bunch of Hollywood actors dressed up in tights to make millions of dollars running around.
00:02:05.380 I hate Marvel so much because it's the visual representation of Goy Slop. 0.98
00:02:09.820 It's meant to drive as many tickets as possible, guaranteed to get sales,
00:02:13.960 because when you cram all these superheroes in one movie,
00:02:17.460 of course the cattle are going to line up to see it.
00:02:20.140 A movie like that really doesn't harm anybody,
00:02:23.180 but the more we spend our time and money to line up and see this slop,
00:02:27.080 the more we take away from the people who are really creating something real.
00:02:31.240 Martin Scorsese faced a lot of heat for publicly dissing Marvel,
00:02:34.480 and ironically enough, one of the best movies to come out in the past 10-15 years was Joker.
00:02:39.360 But the reason I even hated Joker was because it's just a Martin Scorsese movie.
00:02:44.980 It's Taxi Driver mixed with the King of Comedy, but guaranteed to sell because it's still a superhero movie too.
00:02:52.680 Another origin story.
00:02:54.400 Even the medium that I love so much in YouTube is clearly going in the AI-generated direction
00:02:59.780 because the CEO just said he's encouraging a new wave of creators who do not have access to camera gear
00:03:05.840 and editing equipment to use their new AI tools.
00:03:09.880 Soon, even this will be replaced by ChatGPT.
00:03:13.840 And although Neil Mahan, the YouTube CEO,
00:03:15.820 is facing backlash and people are very upset
00:03:17.960 that what was once created for you
00:03:20.040 to see something through the tube
00:03:22.340 is going to be another form of Sora AI, more slop,
00:03:27.640 it's inevitable that this will replace
00:03:29.680 99% of the creators on this platform.
00:03:32.240 There's nothing we can do about it.
00:03:33.500 Even the Hinge CEO stepped down yesterday to create a new app that's going to have couples meet through an AI-generated software.
00:03:42.620 I was very upset recently when the people who were purporting the idea of resisting the slave mind, fighting back against the slop. 0.98
00:03:50.380 Andrew Tate and Tristan Tate just took a major gambling deal.
00:03:54.540 These are people that I have publicly defended and people that I think have a very strong message.
00:03:58.800 I've met with them and we used to align very heavily.
00:04:01.700 But when they branded themselves on being the ones to escape the matrix and to resist
00:04:07.200 the slave mind, take a gambling deal, and start profiting off of what is nothing more 0.68
00:04:13.560 than exactly the slave mind, it's disappointing.
00:04:17.980 People respond saying, what do you think?
00:04:19.700 You're better than them?
00:04:20.580 You think you're holier than thou?
00:04:22.500 Absolutely not.
00:04:23.680 I'm one of the most flawed people.
00:04:25.740 In fact, I've made a career off of explaining and detailing them very explicitly in videos.
00:04:31.420 It's disappointing to see one more domino fall, starting the ripple effect that's going to turn everybody into those WALL-E characters.
00:04:39.760 But I've made peace with the goyslop. It's everywhere. Once you see it, you can't unsee it. 0.91
00:04:45.160 And trust me, after this video, you'll view everything in a different way.
00:04:49.100 The fact that it's inevitable, and that eventually we will all become nothing more than cattle,
00:04:54.820 the world will be destroyed and everything will be under major destruction.
00:04:59.000 I've come to peace with goyslop because once you understand that it's inevitable 1.00
00:05:04.680 We will all turn into cattle
00:05:06.640 The world will be destroyed and society will crumble
00:05:09.800 All we can do is try our best to do the right thing while we're alive
00:05:14.200 And once in a while, a little goyslop, it won't kill you 0.99
00:05:24.120 I don't know how that guy's wearing a t-shirt
00:05:26.200 This is so cold
00:05:28.480 I want to move back to Florida.
00:05:33.500 Yo, bro, you're not cold?
00:05:35.300 Nah, yo.
00:05:35.800 When you're off skating, you're kind of heat up.
00:05:38.260 Yeah, like,
00:05:39.160 it looks like I'm rushing, so...
00:05:40.580 What's going?
00:05:41.540 I don't know. How are you doing it right now?
00:05:45.500 I swear to lie.
00:05:46.580 I don't lie. So that's like...
00:05:48.120 I don't even feel this shit right now. 0.98
00:05:49.420 Really? 0.99
00:05:53.120 You actually look mad for the middle of it, bro.
00:05:55.060 Are you Dominican?
00:05:56.280 Are you Mexican?
00:05:56.860 Yeah, but I heard Dominican music over there.
00:05:59.000 Yeah, we were just playing Bachata and everything.
00:06:00.740 Oh, okay, Bachata.
00:06:01.660 Yeah, but you look not familiar.
00:06:02.920 Really? 0.99
00:06:03.740 I forgot his fucking name, bro. 1.00
00:06:05.660 I've been dying to make the corniest joke ever, but I'm not saying it yet. 1.00
00:06:09.800 I was going to say, it's so cold out here, I don't even need to call ice.
00:06:15.460 Yo, that's hilarious.
00:06:16.900 I'm going to give it to the... 1.00
00:06:17.800 I don't give a fuck, bro. 1.00
00:06:18.480 I'm Mexican. 1.00
00:06:19.080 I'm a beaner, a wetback. 1.00
00:06:19.900 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:06:21.020 That shit's funny to me. 1.00
00:06:22.220 Test, test, test, test. 1.00
00:06:24.460 Hey, everybody.
00:06:26.320 How's it going?
00:06:28.520 If you're weathering the cold, say ho, ho, ho.
00:06:33.400 Ho, ho, ho. 0.99
00:06:35.020 Ho, ho, ho. 0.99
00:06:40.220 Christmas, not to be a Grinch, is a goy slop holiday, too.
00:06:44.340 There's no evidence that Jesus was born on this day.
00:06:46.900 And it's pretty much turned into a hallmark holiday where we're supposed to give gifts and spend money at the mall for our loved ones.
00:06:52.560 but i like it because we can all get together it's jolly but let's remember that this is not
00:06:59.000 really a real holiday
00:07:01.200 hello washington square park
00:07:07.000 so it's great to see you all we've got some special guests some special performers but first i'm going
00:07:13.920 to bring on our council member harvey where are you weinstein harvey why don't you come up and
00:07:19.780 say a couple words to the greenwich village crowd how are you doing everyone great please
00:07:24.660 save hollywood there's too many ugly girls people don't know me my name is harvey epstein i'm the 0.52
00:07:28.580 city council member for the neighborhood really happy to be here in the park always a great event
00:07:35.540 that's got to be the worst name of all time enjoy the holidays everyone and let's go light a tree
00:07:43.060 harvey epstein i mean birthplace of the lgbtq human rights movement
00:07:47.940 All the way up to West 103rd
00:07:51.440 Or as I like to say
00:07:52.580 From the gay bars to Zabars
00:07:55.580 Gay bars 0.86
00:07:56.100 It's God's birthday
00:07:59.060 On January 1st I'll take office
00:08:01.060 As the 20th
00:08:02.040 I think it's time to light the tree
00:08:03.700 What do you guys think?
00:08:06.000 I didn't hear you guys
00:08:07.160 Do you want to light the tree?
00:08:07.840 Yes, let Harvey F.C. light it
00:08:09.580 Harvey F.C.
00:08:11.040 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
00:08:15.120 What?
00:08:20.120 Dashing through the snow
00:08:22.120 In a one-horse open sleigh
00:08:24.120 O'er the fields we go
00:08:26.120 Laughing all the way
00:08:28.120 Bells on bobtails ring 0.98
00:08:30.120 Making spirits bright
00:08:32.120 What fun it is to ride
00:08:34.120 Sing the same song tonight
00:08:36.120 Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
00:08:40.120 Oh, what fun it is to ride
00:08:43.120 Oh what fun is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
00:08:46.120 Jingle fast, jingle fast, jingle all the way
00:08:50.120 Oh what fun is to ride in a one horse open sleigh