SHNEAKO - December 12, 2025


GOYSLOP.


Episode Stats

Length

8 minutes

Words per Minute

166.70412

Word Count

1,484

Sentence Count

77

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

8


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
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00:00:03.300 Goyslop, simply put, is the ending of WALL-E
00:00:08.280 Seeing an entire civilization wildly overweight, bound to a chair
00:00:12.860 Only able to consume media in a screen that's directly in front of their faces
00:00:17.680 And slurp food connected to a cup and a straw
00:00:20.980 That movie came out when we were kids
00:00:23.600 And slowly we can see society fall deeper and deeper into this trap
00:00:28.260 Goy slop is a funny word and it's been used a lot more recently.
00:00:31.560 And I like to make fun of my friend Steezy when he goes to Chipotle lined up like cattle waiting to get a scoop of whatever is in the spoon from some minimum wage employee who wants to go home and doesn't care if they spat in it or not.
00:00:46.660 People lining up to pay money to put nutrients in their body the same way that prisoners do.
00:00:52.060 The word goy is used to describe people like cattle, subhumans who are only existing to serve their masters.
00:01:00.820 The slop is in everything that we consume, not just from the Chipotle or the McDonald's.
00:01:06.260 Once you start seeing it, you can't unsee it.
00:01:08.620 Like how the lights used to be warm and how architecture used to be inspiring,
00:01:12.600 and now McDonald's doesn't have the playpen, it's built like a corporate WeWork.
00:01:17.540 And all the warm lights have been replaced with fluorescent hospital lights.
00:01:21.380 All this is designed to crush the soul slowly.
00:01:26.080 I try my best to avoid goyslot, but even this video is.
00:01:30.260 You're probably going to be interrupted by a Taco Bell ad.
00:01:34.120 That Taco Bell ring is identical to what cows hear
00:01:37.860 before they're fed enough food to be slaughtered and put into a burger.
00:01:42.220 Last week I tweeted how much I hated everybody who bought tickets to Avengers Endgame,
00:01:47.300 The Marvel movie in 2019 that was the most box office grossing movie of all time.
00:01:53.140 Everybody got very upset, but when you think back, can people really remember what happened in that movie?
00:01:59.340 A bunch of Hollywood actors dressed up in tights to make millions of dollars running around.
00:02:05.380 I hate Marvel so much because it's the visual representation of Goy Slop.
00:02:09.820 It's meant to drive as many tickets as possible, guaranteed to get sales,
00:02:13.960 because when you cram all these superheroes in one movie,
00:02:17.460 of course the cattle are going to line up to see it.
00:02:20.140 A movie like that really doesn't harm anybody,
00:02:23.180 but the more we spend our time and money to line up and see this slop,
00:02:27.080 the more we take away from the people who are really creating something real.
00:02:31.240 Martin Scorsese faced a lot of heat for publicly dissing Marvel,
00:02:34.480 and ironically enough, one of the best movies to come out in the past 10-15 years was Joker.
00:02:39.360 But the reason I even hated Joker was because it's just a Martin Scorsese movie.
00:02:44.980 It's Taxi Driver mixed with the King of Comedy, but guaranteed to sell because it's still a superhero movie too.
00:02:52.680 Another origin story.
00:02:54.400 Even the medium that I love so much in YouTube is clearly going in the AI-generated direction
00:02:59.780 because the CEO just said he's encouraging a new wave of creators who do not have access to camera gear
00:03:05.840 and editing equipment to use their new AI tools.
00:03:09.880 Soon, even this will be replaced by ChatGPT.
00:03:13.840 And although Neil Mahan, the YouTube CEO,
00:03:15.820 is facing backlash and people are very upset
00:03:17.960 that what was once created for you
00:03:20.040 to see something through the tube
00:03:22.340 is going to be another form of Sora AI, more slop,
00:03:27.640 it's inevitable that this will replace
00:03:29.680 99% of the creators on this platform.
00:03:32.240 There's nothing we can do about it.
00:03:33.500 Even the Hinge CEO stepped down yesterday to create a new app that's going to have couples meet through an AI-generated software.
00:03:42.620 I was very upset recently when the people who were purporting the idea of resisting the slave mind, fighting back against the slop.
00:03:50.380 Andrew Tate and Tristan Tate just took a major gambling deal.
00:03:54.540 These are people that I have publicly defended and people that I think have a very strong message.
00:03:58.800 I've met with them and we used to align very heavily.
00:04:01.700 But when they branded themselves on being the ones to escape the matrix and to resist
00:04:07.200 the slave mind, take a gambling deal, and start profiting off of what is nothing more
00:04:13.560 than exactly the slave mind, it's disappointing.
00:04:17.980 People respond saying, what do you think?
00:04:19.700 You're better than them?
00:04:20.580 You think you're holier than thou?
00:04:22.500 Absolutely not.
00:04:23.680 I'm one of the most flawed people.
00:04:25.740 In fact, I've made a career off of explaining and detailing them very explicitly in videos.
00:04:31.420 It's disappointing to see one more domino fall, starting the ripple effect that's going to turn everybody into those WALL-E characters.
00:04:39.760 But I've made peace with the goyslop. It's everywhere. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.
00:04:45.160 And trust me, after this video, you'll view everything in a different way.
00:04:49.100 The fact that it's inevitable, and that eventually we will all become nothing more than cattle,
00:04:54.820 the world will be destroyed and everything will be under major destruction.
00:04:59.000 I've come to peace with goyslop because once you understand that it's inevitable
00:05:04.680 We will all turn into cattle
00:05:06.640 The world will be destroyed and society will crumble
00:05:09.800 All we can do is try our best to do the right thing while we're alive
00:05:14.200 And once in a while, a little goyslop, it won't kill you
00:05:24.120 I don't know how that guy's wearing a t-shirt
00:05:26.200 This is so cold
00:05:28.480 I want to move back to Florida.
00:05:33.500 Yo, bro, you're not cold?
00:05:35.300 Nah, yo.
00:05:35.800 When you're off skating, you're kind of heat up.
00:05:38.260 Yeah, like,
00:05:39.160 it looks like I'm rushing, so...
00:05:40.580 What's going?
00:05:41.540 I don't know. How are you doing it right now?
00:05:45.500 I swear to lie.
00:05:46.580 I don't lie. So that's like...
00:05:48.120 I don't even feel this shit right now.
00:05:49.420 Really?
00:05:53.120 You actually look mad for the middle of it, bro.
00:05:55.060 Are you Dominican?
00:05:56.280 Are you Mexican?
00:05:56.860 Yeah, but I heard Dominican music over there.
00:05:59.000 Yeah, we were just playing Bachata and everything.
00:06:00.740 Oh, okay, Bachata.
00:06:01.660 Yeah, but you look not familiar.
00:06:02.920 Really?
00:06:03.740 I forgot his fucking name, bro.
00:06:05.660 I've been dying to make the corniest joke ever, but I'm not saying it yet.
00:06:09.800 I was going to say, it's so cold out here, I don't even need to call ice.
00:06:15.460 Yo, that's hilarious.
00:06:16.900 I'm going to give it to the...
00:06:17.800 I don't give a fuck, bro.
00:06:18.480 I'm Mexican.
00:06:19.080 I'm a beaner, a wetback.
00:06:19.900 I don't give a fuck.
00:06:21.020 That shit's funny to me.
00:06:22.220 Test, test, test, test.
00:06:24.460 Hey, everybody.
00:06:26.320 How's it going?
00:06:28.520 If you're weathering the cold, say ho, ho, ho.
00:06:33.400 Ho, ho, ho.
00:06:35.020 Ho, ho, ho.
00:06:40.220 Christmas, not to be a Grinch, is a goy slop holiday, too.
00:06:44.340 There's no evidence that Jesus was born on this day.
00:06:46.900 And it's pretty much turned into a hallmark holiday where we're supposed to give gifts and spend money at the mall for our loved ones.
00:06:52.560 but i like it because we can all get together it's jolly but let's remember that this is not
00:06:59.000 really a real holiday
00:07:01.200 hello washington square park
00:07:07.000 so it's great to see you all we've got some special guests some special performers but first i'm going
00:07:13.920 to bring on our council member harvey where are you weinstein harvey why don't you come up and
00:07:19.780 say a couple words to the greenwich village crowd how are you doing everyone great please
00:07:24.660 save hollywood there's too many ugly girls people don't know me my name is harvey epstein i'm the
00:07:28.580 city council member for the neighborhood really happy to be here in the park always a great event
00:07:35.540 that's got to be the worst name of all time enjoy the holidays everyone and let's go light a tree
00:07:43.060 harvey epstein i mean birthplace of the lgbtq human rights movement
00:07:47.940 All the way up to West 103rd
00:07:51.440 Or as I like to say
00:07:52.580 From the gay bars to Zabars
00:07:55.580 Gay bars
00:07:56.100 It's God's birthday
00:07:59.060 On January 1st I'll take office
00:08:01.060 As the 20th
00:08:02.040 I think it's time to light the tree
00:08:03.700 What do you guys think?
00:08:06.000 I didn't hear you guys
00:08:07.160 Do you want to light the tree?
00:08:07.840 Yes, let Harvey F.C. light it
00:08:09.580 Harvey F.C.
00:08:11.040 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
00:08:15.120 What?
00:08:20.120 Dashing through the snow
00:08:22.120 In a one-horse open sleigh
00:08:24.120 O'er the fields we go
00:08:26.120 Laughing all the way
00:08:28.120 Bells on bobtails ring
00:08:30.120 Making spirits bright
00:08:32.120 What fun it is to ride
00:08:34.120 Sing the same song tonight
00:08:36.120 Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
00:08:40.120 Oh, what fun it is to ride
00:08:43.120 Oh what fun is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
00:08:46.120 Jingle fast, jingle fast, jingle all the way
00:08:50.120 Oh what fun is to ride in a one horse open sleigh