SHNEAKO - Healthy Relationships are for Simps

00:00:00.000 start whenever start whenever man you're the host all right what is that first youtube video

00:00:08.300 gang gang gang gang gang gang and it's because you guys made me think that i could actually do this

00:00:14.180 but nobody really gives a fuck they're here for no i got some brazilian dms i sent you them today

00:00:20.820 there's been yeah the brazilians love this dude that's a layup that's a layup brazilian guy like

00:00:25.220 it's a cultural thing come to brazilia it's more like cash bring sneaker to brazilia but it's

00:00:32.040 all right though give me like three months be flexible three months all right so basically

00:00:37.580 what we're gonna do is gonna be the same kind of format we're gonna read dms that i asked for you

00:00:42.980 guys on twitter none of you follow me but it's a relationship show we need to get that you haven't

00:00:47.800 said that one time yet we're talking about sex love relationships uh we have some advice requests

00:00:53.060 from cast i have some questions from patreon we're gonna talk about them and i'm so much better

00:00:57.620 hosting because i just think you're gonna do that on my channel right now just crank that out in

00:01:00.560 like five seconds i had to ah yeah we're gonna do a little bit of that you got some right so let's

00:01:07.600 get right into it let's get right into it all right i'm gonna pull out the first question so

00:01:10.820 this was a dm i'm not gonna say their names just for obvious reasons people were a little bit shy

00:01:15.420 about that one so this girl said we're gonna call her tabitha tabitha said i haven't been in a

00:01:21.060 relationship in a long time but even just talking to guys i think they get freaked out on how

00:01:25.480 on 100 i can be sometimes i don't know what that means i've been talking to a guy for a little

00:01:30.200 over two months we and i asked and i asked what are we type of question yesterday he told me i'm

00:01:37.500 not looking for anything serious where do guys stand with love some seem so against relationships

00:01:41.760 and love i don't get it okay i don't know exactly what type of girl this is so she's saying like

00:01:46.440 guys think i'm too on 100 that just means that she's way too forward and probably just like guys

00:01:53.600 like all right chill i'm just trying to smash and she thinks she's being like really truthful but

00:01:58.040 it's probably just like just like tone it down a couple i think she's just never been cuffed in

00:02:03.440 her life so i mean i think she if to ask like a what are we type question

00:02:09.420 did you have a girlfriend in high school like before high school or high school

00:02:14.200 Yeah.

00:02:15.040 Like a serious girlfriend?

00:02:16.140 Or was it like some stupid little, my friend asked her out and then he also broke up with

00:02:19.900 her through text?

00:02:21.780 It was, you know, a little more than that, but a little less than a relationship.

00:02:25.920 Did you text her like, let's go hug by the stairs?

00:02:27.900 Or was it like you guys were actually in a relationship?

00:02:29.860 We were fucking.

00:02:31.320 Oh, all right.

00:02:31.860 Then yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:02:32.500 We were fucking.

00:02:32.720 I'm saying people who don't have that earlier, I feel like once they get to a certain age,

00:02:36.640 they're like, fuck, I need that.

00:02:37.720 So they get really clingy?

00:02:39.320 Not that they get clingy, but they look hard to be in a relationship.

00:02:43.420 You know what I mean?

00:02:43.960 You don't think that she sounds clingy, like a little bit?

00:02:47.880 I mean, it's only been two, I guess, maybe.

00:02:49.780 Two months, so she's saying that...

00:02:50.660 But if he's with her for two months, then she can't be that clingy.

00:02:53.400 No one's surviving clinginess for two months.

00:02:55.100 She was fucking for two months.

00:02:55.700 Big fucking...

00:02:56.120 How many times do you do that?

00:02:56.960 I do that all the time.

00:02:58.360 But if a girl's clingy, you're fucking for two months?

00:03:01.720 Yeah.

00:03:03.100 Easy pussy.

00:03:04.460 So first of all, I think she's clingy because she said...

00:03:06.580 She asked him, what are we?

00:03:08.160 Two months in, and her response to that wasn't like, what did I do wrong?

00:03:11.900 it was what do guys think about love she's generalizing all guys as if we don't understand

00:03:17.660 love because she can't get in a relationship so i think she's clinging because she's making this

00:03:23.720 a gender thing rather than just like a me thing i think we might have different definitions of

00:03:28.140 what clingy is what's your definition clingy for me is like she's breathing on you like

00:03:34.080 won't give you some space to yourself i think just pressing you asking what are we is a clinging

00:03:38.620 question if you have to ask like after two months you don't you shouldn't have to ask that question

00:03:44.600 it should be understood if you have to ask that question then the relationship level is not even

00:03:48.500 one person has more power than the other she wants him more than he wants her all right welcome to

00:03:53.100 the sneeko toxic manual and you know you don't agree with me like if you like like with me in

00:04:00.240 the lily my new girlfriend like type thing we never had to discuss that which was so like

00:04:06.160 refreshing because before i was like all right which one like she would ask me i would ask her

00:04:09.800 like is this relation what is this it's with her it's just like all right yeah today do you feel

00:04:14.640 any pressure to ask like formally to ask her yeah no because it's mutually understood there's no

00:04:19.420 reason to ask that question because we're already that deep into the relationship yeah but you guys

00:04:24.540 are more involved i feel like regular girls are like no i'm not gonna teach you until you ask me

00:04:28.600 take me to olive garden and put the ring on the breadstick that's regular girls but that's a

00:04:31.860 stupid mentality i mean maybe i just found it yeah she's dope that was cool yeah maybe you just

00:04:37.240 found a unicorn all right so you have you you've been through that conversation in all your

00:04:42.180 relations you've had like that discussion like this is a relationship we're exclusive now we

00:04:45.740 have to hold hands no because i've never really been exclusive like that you've never had like a

00:04:51.020 no i've never really had a girlfriend girlfriend but you've never had that that questions never

00:04:55.520 it came up no i feel like i feel like i give off the the vibe from the rip that it's not gonna be

00:05:03.340 it's just not it it's not gonna be that yeah it's more like we're having fun and i'm charming but

00:05:10.160 you'll see if another girl walks in that i'm also i mean i'm not only charming for you

00:05:14.700 it's just against my nature right if someone new comes in i'm gonna entertain them

00:05:19.460 and they're they're aware of that right from the get-go i think if you know me then you know

00:05:23.620 and it's not even

00:05:25.320 just for girls

00:05:25.780 like if we're just

00:05:26.500 hanging out

00:05:26.960 and you bring your

00:05:27.780 friend around

00:05:28.160 like I'm gonna go

00:05:29.480 out of my way

00:05:29.800 to try to make

00:05:30.200 them feel more

00:05:30.620 comfortable

00:05:30.920 just so it's not

00:05:31.480 weird you know

00:05:32.040 what I mean

00:05:32.320 yeah

00:05:32.540 when we're all

00:05:32.900 sitting there

00:05:33.300 so get her

00:05:33.460 attention too

00:05:34.100 yeah

00:05:34.540 and sometimes

00:05:35.400 it comes off

00:05:35.940 as like being

00:05:36.360 flirty

00:05:36.680 which it probably

00:05:37.320 is because

00:05:37.720 it is a little

00:05:38.220 I'm just flirty

00:05:38.760 by nature

00:05:39.320 that's okay

00:05:39.980 yeah

00:05:40.440 I mean it's hard

00:05:42.360 what was I gonna say

00:05:45.160 I was gonna say

00:05:45.820 something that was

00:05:46.420 like kind of cool

00:05:47.120 what were you

00:05:47.880 talking about

00:05:48.340 clinginess

00:05:49.480 cling

00:05:49.720 um

00:05:50.480 I forgot it

00:05:52.760 fuck next thing

00:05:53.500 yeah all right all right so this is a guy perspective i figured we go one guy one girl

00:05:57.720 oh i was gonna say this wait so girls know from the get-go that you're like a fuck boy and so

00:06:01.700 this is not gonna be a thing i think so right so don't you use that to your advantage like

00:06:07.180 you've never used the fuck boy with the heart of gold thing like okay i'm a fuck boy but like oh

00:06:12.980 you make me understand that like oh women aren't objects like i use that all the time because you're

00:06:18.840 toxic i'm like man i just be fucking these bitches with you there's something special about you and

00:06:25.000 oh oh and then you get pussy like it that's just the way you put the toilet seat up for me after

00:06:30.020 you pee nah bro i try my hardest to not be manipulative you know what i mean like if i'm

00:06:36.380 not gonna date you i try my hardest to not make you think that i'm gonna date you because i just

00:06:39.660 feel like that's just shit from my part if i lead you on to make you think that i'm gonna love you

00:06:44.160 and you're gonna be in a relationship with me and i just fuck you off so i'd rather you just know

00:06:47.600 that I'm going to fuck you off

00:06:48.380 at some point.

00:06:48.740 But don't you kind of,

00:06:49.260 like your opening line,

00:06:50.700 the I have a crush on you,

00:06:51.960 doesn't that kind of

00:06:52.760 imply that a little bit?

00:06:53.860 Like, it's not just that

00:06:54.700 I want to fuck you.

00:06:55.840 It's like, oh, you're cool.

00:06:56.660 I like your personality.

00:06:57.660 This could go somewhere.

00:06:59.320 But you're acting like

00:06:59.800 I say that to like,

00:07:01.140 I say that in the bar.

00:07:02.040 I catch, like,

00:07:03.680 random girls walk by

00:07:04.600 and I think they're killed.

00:07:05.180 Like, I have a crush on you.

00:07:05.940 Obviously, I don't know her.

00:07:06.960 How can I have a crush on her?

00:07:07.860 I have a crush on your looks.

00:07:09.060 I want to smash.

00:07:09.820 All right, fair point.

00:07:11.700 Yeah, that's enough of that.

00:07:12.880 You guys, you're like

00:07:13.360 exposing me right now.

00:07:16.320 Manipulation's not that bad, man.

00:07:17.520 Everyone does it.

00:07:18.460 I think, yeah,

00:07:18.960 I think game in general,

00:07:20.420 flirting is borderline manipulation.

00:07:22.840 It is.

00:07:23.540 It is manipulation.

00:07:24.820 Yeah.

00:07:25.740 It's all mind games.

00:07:26.880 But I try my hardest

00:07:27.480 to let you know,

00:07:28.100 you know what I mean?

00:07:29.020 You're up front?

00:07:29.960 Yeah, I'm pretty up front.

00:07:31.000 I think.

00:07:31.380 I respect that.

00:07:31.940 I'm not.

00:07:33.840 Respect it.

00:07:34.960 Agree to disagree.

00:07:37.000 Alright.

00:07:37.780 This is from G.

00:07:39.780 So,

00:07:41.260 I just put the first letter

00:07:42.160 of their first names.

00:07:43.360 Me and this person have been talking for three months.

00:07:45.420 We always hang out on her time.

00:07:47.120 But when we do, we have so much fun.

00:07:49.080 I literally pay for everything when we go out.

00:07:50.960 And she always says, I'm such a good guy, whatever the fuck that means.

00:07:53.900 A lot of mixed emotions.

00:07:55.240 I tried to bring up relationships to her one day and she said she can't right now.

00:07:58.580 I just don't understand how we've been hanging out with each other for so long

00:08:00.980 and it seems that nothing comes out of it.

00:08:02.660 She sends so many mixed signals and I do so much for her.

00:08:05.680 Manipulation right there.

00:08:06.560 This is pinpoint manipulation here.

00:08:08.600 He's paying for everything as if he's the boyfriend

00:08:11.560 because he thinks that it's going to go somewhere and she's not and she's just fucking around to get

00:08:15.940 free fucking food all right so she's manipulating she's manipulating yes but he's also being a

00:08:20.660 pussy falling for it because he's he's kind of aware of her tricks like oh whatever that means

00:08:24.340 good guy but he's falling for it he's like knowingly falling for it but he still is too

00:08:29.060 pussy to get out of it you know like he likes this halfway relationship more than he likes being

00:08:33.980 alone so he's gonna stay please don't guy i don't know yeah he probably hasn't again probably hasn't

00:08:40.640 had a real relationship to reference so this is the closest thing he's gotten to like do you know

00:08:44.460 i have a girlfriend yeah so do you actually know yeah yeah i know this is true and i know exactly

00:08:50.620 what everything's talking about so am i being kind of accurate right now yeah you're being

00:08:54.060 pretty accurate i'm so good i'm the best all right yeah he said uh i really care about her

00:09:00.900 but i never know what she's thinking does she like me or not that's the question does she like

00:09:04.840 me or not she likes you but she likes fucking with you because she knows she can get away with

00:09:08.840 it yeah she likes someone she can control yeah she's leading you you're in she has all the power

00:09:14.040 right now and i guarantee you if a real one pulls up you're out of luck it's you're asked out she's

00:09:20.840 gonna look for an alpha male and then the first alpha male comes up she's fucking him bro even

00:09:25.480 like paying for shit i think that's so outdated yeah you know that's funny like uh my girlfriend

00:09:31.780 now she makes more money than me and like on the the one minute podcast i had this conversation

00:09:36.520 with the guy and he's like would you date a woman if she made more money than you like would you be

00:09:41.320 okay with that i thought about it and i said no like overall like i'd rather be the the man of

00:09:46.420 the relationship but she makes more money than me she's quite a bit older she's she's 26 i'm 21

00:09:51.280 but still like and at first like when i was trying to get laid i would pay for everything

00:09:55.920 pay for you know just depleted the bank account yeah just i invested like 800 it was an investment

00:10:02.100 a pussy investment and now now that we're like in a thing you know we split and you're slowly

00:10:08.060 trying to get the money back yeah so if it's 15 bucks she's paying eight you're paying yeah exactly

00:10:12.860 exactly just recuperate it slowly right now now now it's about 50 50 like pretty much like well

00:10:19.360 it's not like i'm have to be the man all the time which is nice man i i retract saying that you know

00:10:25.080 i think it's okay if you're but i wouldn't be a stay-at-home dad i was about to ask you those

00:10:29.700 I would love to be a stay at home dad

00:10:33.180 Fuck that

00:10:34.440 I don't have to do shit

00:10:35.320 Could you still fuck your wife

00:10:39.660 If she's paying the bills

00:10:40.720 You stay at home

00:10:42.040 Making puzzles and macaroni paintings

00:10:44.800 With your kids

00:10:45.400 And then you have to grab your wife's hair

00:10:47.580 And smack the shit out of her

00:10:49.880 It's not the same

00:10:51.560 It's not the same man

00:10:53.240 Half of that is because you have the power

00:10:55.360 Because you're a man who provides

00:10:57.000 That's the whole thing

00:10:58.040 Oh my god I'm being a man

00:10:59.580 he's holding me he's so strong that's like half of it dude come on you know that being a stay-at-home

00:11:05.680 dad is like dries up pussy immediately i feel like you have to have a different kind of sauce

00:11:11.160 to become a stay-at-home dad you have to you have to be cut from a different cloth to pull that one

00:11:15.300 have you met stay-at-home dads i don't think they are the biggest pussies i've met they're just like

00:11:19.340 bearded hipsters who found like a progressive wife and she thinks that that that's what she

00:11:23.600 wants like a liberal progressive guy but that's not and it's just like a lame dude with a beard

00:11:28.860 in a fucking apron

00:11:30.060 and he cooks

00:11:30.600 and she walks in

00:11:31.320 in her blazer

00:11:31.780 and just smacks it on the ass.

00:11:33.160 Damn, you're looking cute today.

00:11:34.320 You're looking right.

00:11:37.960 It's just not,

00:11:38.740 it's not,

00:11:39.320 that's not meant to be.

00:11:41.660 Yeah, I guess like.

00:11:42.620 It just doesn't make sense

00:11:43.740 biologically.

00:11:44.300 Yeah, I was going to say

00:11:44.920 biologically speaking

00:11:45.700 because you have the breasts.

00:11:46.640 You're supposed to feed them.

00:11:47.780 Like your body's built

00:11:48.700 to just sit at home

00:11:49.640 and like spit out babies

00:11:50.920 and then feed them.

00:11:52.700 That's nature, dude.

00:11:54.340 But I think if you can

00:11:54.940 pull it off that a girl

00:11:55.620 still likes you

00:11:56.140 and you're shagging her

00:11:56.720 and you're a stay-at-home dad.

00:11:57.720 Then props to you.

00:11:58.860 you're like props to you i couldn't do it the king of toxicity you think you could do that really

00:12:02.940 i don't think i personally could do it i don't think i'm built like that it just sounds like

00:12:05.840 it sounds ideal yeah i don't i feel i wouldn't get fulfillment out of life anymore man just

00:12:10.760 staying like now look we're quarantined right now how bored are you bro i'm so fucking bored

00:12:16.200 imagine doing that every day but with three kids i'd be like less bored you would be

00:12:21.940 not sleeping

00:12:23.680 and angry

00:12:24.460 depends

00:12:26.760 how old are the kids

00:12:27.440 come on

00:12:28.200 I'm just kidding

00:12:28.940 was that the whole thing

00:12:31.820 or did I interrupt

00:12:32.360 the rest of the story

00:12:33.200 no that was the whole thing

00:12:34.260 it was

00:12:34.520 does she like me or not

00:12:35.500 so no

00:12:36.280 she likes controlling you

00:12:38.820 I think yeah

00:12:39.300 I think she likes

00:12:40.140 she likes the power

00:12:41.000 I think you need to like

00:12:42.540 unclip your leash

00:12:43.260 do you know the girl

00:12:44.980 is she Betty

00:12:46.440 she gotta be right

00:12:47.960 yeah she's like weird

00:12:49.700 she's like

00:12:51.180 very

00:12:53.220 she's not

00:12:54.160 I don't want to say weird

00:12:55.180 because what I'm about to say after

00:12:56.580 is just going to sound so bad

00:12:57.800 but she's very like

00:12:58.740 men ain't shit

00:13:00.160 men are trash

00:13:00.840 women empowerment

00:13:01.580 like I don't need you guys

00:13:02.840 but then she's also like

00:13:03.840 oh I want to get married

00:13:04.620 and I want a guy to take care of me

00:13:06.320 oh okay

00:13:06.920 you follow on Twitter

00:13:07.620 don't you?

00:13:08.300 it sounds like these are tweets

00:13:09.200 that pop up on your timeline

00:13:10.440 and get you

00:13:10.780 no no no

00:13:11.180 I know them personally

00:13:11.820 okay

00:13:12.260 I know them personally

00:13:13.280 men are trash

00:13:13.880 I respect those women

00:13:14.880 I really do

00:13:15.480 like girls who hustle men

00:13:16.860 I totally respect it

00:13:18.340 you ever been hustled?

00:13:20.120 no

00:13:20.400 private hustle

00:13:21.560 I have

00:13:22.300 I almost did at a strip club

00:13:23.580 one time

00:13:23.980 like that

00:13:24.360 that dynamic almost happened

00:13:25.780 you ever go to a strip club

00:13:26.760 and there's a girl

00:13:27.200 carrying around shots

00:13:27.960 she's like

00:13:29.100 do one with me

00:13:29.840 and I'm like okay

00:13:30.380 and then we both took one

00:13:31.300 and I paid for mine

00:13:31.900 she's like

00:13:32.160 you have to pay for mine too

00:13:33.140 I'm like what the fuck

00:13:34.340 are you talking about

00:13:34.780 and then she's like

00:13:35.260 mad at me now

00:13:36.000 and the bouncer's peeking over

00:13:37.120 I'm like this is a problem

00:13:38.280 and I can totally see

00:13:39.400 how that scam works

00:13:40.180 so many guys

00:13:41.060 would end up paying

00:13:41.580 I'm just like

00:13:42.180 I just fucking

00:13:42.740 held my own

00:13:43.600 but strippers are grimy

00:13:44.520 it wasn't even

00:13:45.580 it was just a weight

00:13:46.160 well she probably

00:13:46.640 stripped a little bit

00:13:47.360 like those

00:13:47.960 That ambient

00:13:49.080 They hustle men

00:13:51.340 The whole business

00:13:52.380 Is hustling men

00:13:53.120 Cause I remember

00:13:53.600 I was in one

00:13:54.140 And this girl

00:13:55.480 Came behind me

00:13:56.080 She was Brazilian as well

00:13:57.000 And that's how I like

00:13:57.740 Roasted her

00:13:58.180 Cause she came behind me

00:13:59.300 And she started massaging

00:14:00.040 My back

00:14:00.480 And I'm like

00:14:00.800 Yeah I'm good

00:14:01.300 And she's like

00:14:02.380 No no

00:14:02.660 She put oil on her head

00:14:03.660 On her hands

00:14:04.320 And now she wants money right

00:14:05.140 Yeah and she's like

00:14:06.080 Massaging me

00:14:08.020 I'm like I'm good

00:14:08.780 Like back up

00:14:09.980 Yeah

00:14:10.340 And then I saw

00:14:11.020 That she was Brazilian

00:14:11.600 Cause she said something

00:14:12.200 To the other girl

00:14:12.680 I'm like

00:14:13.020 I started saying in Portuguese

00:14:13.940 I'm like yo get off of me

00:14:15.200 Like I'm not here

00:14:16.180 To get a massage

00:14:16.760 If I want to get a massage

00:14:17.480 I'll go to the massage parlor

00:14:18.420 right

00:14:18.680 and then the

00:14:19.680 she didn't budge

00:14:20.220 after you spoke Portuguese

00:14:21.080 no then she was like

00:14:22.320 you know what I mean

00:14:22.680 then we kind of went

00:14:23.260 back and forth

00:14:23.740 and the guy came

00:14:24.400 and I explained to him

00:14:25.240 what happened

00:14:25.560 I'm like I'm telling her

00:14:26.200 to stop massaging me

00:14:26.980 she doesn't want to

00:14:27.560 that's not my fault

00:14:28.320 you know what I mean

00:14:29.220 yeah

00:14:29.540 if I have nice shoulders

00:14:30.420 do you get kicked out

00:14:31.280 I have nice shoulders

00:14:33.100 not my fault

00:14:33.580 it's not my fault

00:14:34.120 I was blessed

00:14:35.100 with these shoulders

00:14:35.660 nah we didn't get kicked out

00:14:37.760 he's like he understood

00:14:38.440 and he's like yeah

00:14:38.940 just fuck off

00:14:39.660 yeah because they know

00:14:41.660 the hustle too

00:14:42.200 they know it's a scam

00:14:42.980 and if you like

00:14:44.180 don't bitch out

00:14:44.740 and you act like

00:14:45.080 You've been there before.

00:14:45.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:47.320 I wasn't afraid of getting kicked out.

00:14:49.000 It's just like, this is a, I could see why this works.

00:14:51.240 Like, I could see why that scam works.

00:14:53.320 But no, I haven't been hustled, really.

00:14:54.940 I mean, I've been finessed for a few meals.

00:14:57.000 For, that's not that bad.

00:14:59.100 That's not that bad.

00:14:59.780 It hurts.

00:15:01.020 It's like.

00:15:01.480 Well, finessed how?

00:15:02.200 What happened?

00:15:02.540 You just didn't get pussy?

00:15:03.600 Yeah.

00:15:04.820 So?

00:15:05.360 That's just a date for then.

00:15:07.300 Yeah, but.

00:15:07.680 So many guys do a date.

00:15:08.380 No, but she didn't want to go on a date.

00:15:09.780 She just wanted the food.

00:15:10.980 So where'd you get food?

00:15:12.660 Uber Eats?

00:15:13.440 No, no, no.

00:15:13.840 like we went to a place

00:15:14.740 you know what I mean

00:15:16.720 yeah

00:15:17.060 and I

00:15:17.500 put away

00:15:18.940 all the bad shit

00:15:20.280 that people do to me

00:15:21.000 I'm really like

00:15:21.940 bad at letting shit go

00:15:22.840 so if you do something

00:15:23.880 I'll remember that shit

00:15:24.640 so like I'm still waiting

00:15:26.100 until this day

00:15:26.580 for the time

00:15:27.080 where like

00:15:27.940 something's gonna happen

00:15:28.780 and then

00:15:29.820 I'm gonna get my

00:15:30.380 you know what I mean

00:15:30.800 I'm gonna get my revenge

00:15:31.360 she's gonna be fucking

00:15:33.240 with a friend of mine

00:15:33.900 I'm gonna be like yo

00:15:34.600 so wait

00:15:35.020 why did you feel

00:15:36.040 finesse

00:15:36.620 you think that you were

00:15:37.500 from the get go

00:15:38.840 she just didn't

00:15:39.720 want sex

00:15:40.760 she just wanted food

00:15:41.360 cause like I really think

00:15:42.680 girls who are doing that

00:15:43.760 of reaching like what you're really gonna go all that work for a ten dollar meal nah she fucked

00:15:48.240 with me she still fucks with me she hits me up because obviously i don't make a scene about

00:15:51.120 anything you know what i mean i just kind of think you got finessed man i just think that's

00:15:54.640 i feel finessed a little bit i feel played you didn't get ahead nah we kissed like after the

00:16:01.200 date yeah you didn't get finessed man you really didn't get finessed that's just normal so many

00:16:06.160 girls say that like like you can't fuck till the third date yeah i went out with my ex like before

00:16:12.300 the girlfriend thing was serious and

00:16:14.240 I spent like 80 bucks at the bar

00:16:16.200 cause she kept wanting drinks and I'm like alright the more

00:16:18.200 drugs she's gonna get you know

00:16:19.140 and she just got drunk and then

00:16:22.160 didn't fuck me

00:16:22.920 she got drunk in my wallet

00:16:24.760 alright respect it

00:16:26.320 I can't wait for the predator comments

00:16:29.860 come on I was drunk

00:16:32.120 we're drinking we're matching bro

00:16:33.940 we're drinking the same amount of alcohol

00:16:35.760 if anything she's raping me

00:16:37.040 got you there

00:16:39.960 what's the difference

00:16:41.720 see that that's that's a fucking hypocritical thing about title nine bullshit like you can't

00:16:45.340 fuck when you're drunk if you're both drunk who is raping who huh what do you mean bro

00:16:53.340 i mean who is rape if you're both drunk i don't think title nine that's what it means i think

00:16:56.980 it's like title that's part of it that's part of hearing how do you judge that if you're both

00:17:01.380 already drunk and you fuck i feel like in general the guy's always more coherent just because you're

00:17:05.060 bigger and your alcohol content's larger your i mean your tolerance so if you're unless you're

00:17:11.600 fucking with like some bitches that are really responsible drinkers but i can call it

00:17:17.220 responsible drinkers no but don't you see the hypocrisy there no i see the hypocrisy

00:17:23.060 yeah i also see where the title nine people come from i think it exists for a reason

00:17:27.400 because some people are some people are creepy with that shit though some dudes you've seen

00:17:31.560 at parties especially when we went to school some dudes are creepy with that shit sure

00:17:34.140 yeah you see them like praying like stand up bro literally they're not even lit like that like

00:17:38.800 They pull up to the party just for that reason.

00:17:41.500 Just to be crazy.

00:17:41.820 Because they know some bitch is going to be fucking...

00:17:43.440 Right, the stragglers.

00:17:44.500 Yeah, I've seen those guys.

00:17:45.580 That's weird, bro.

00:17:46.780 But, I mean, like, I'm saying if you go out with your ex and you buy her a drink, like,

00:17:50.540 all right, she's going to loosen up a little bit.

00:17:51.880 Maybe I'll go...

00:17:52.560 Everybody does that.

00:17:53.900 I am.

00:17:54.960 Everybody.

00:17:56.420 Even the girls do that.

00:17:57.500 Whatever.

00:17:58.040 You know what you need to do?

00:17:58.960 You need to be more introspective.

00:17:59.860 You need to be more self-sufficient.

00:18:01.140 Get yourself lit.

00:18:01.920 Make yourself feel sexy.

00:18:03.080 I'm going to fuck out of here.

00:18:04.640 Fuck myself.

00:18:06.580 And then you're just more loose and you walk up to these girls.

00:18:08.800 all right this is a good one this is another guy this isn't like any simp shit because i feel like

00:18:15.060 everything we answer is like some simp shit slightly simp yeah this one is i had this

00:18:21.340 girlfriend that was extremely beautiful she's like the wifey type a man needs one of those in

00:18:25.100 his life no matter what but you know temptation came and i let myself in and i cheated i don't

00:18:29.880 know why i cheated but i do know it was very memorable she was different she wasn't the

00:18:33.180 wifey type she wasn't missionary type either she was a bad bitch a mistress after fucking this

00:18:38.240 mistress for a while i noticed she had the same type of friends mistress friends so i created a

00:18:42.980 group chat between three of them so him the girl the mistress and mistress friend and i simply asked

00:18:49.380 them if they wanted to have a polygamous relationship he said polygamy relationship

00:18:52.520 but he doesn't speak english too well surprisingly they both said yes so i started dating both of

00:18:57.220 in a group chat like he finesses not even in person this kid bro i know this kid very well

00:19:00.960 he's mad is he sexy no he's like fat now he's he's good looking he has green eyes and shit he's tall

00:19:06.800 but like he's game

00:19:09.320 I don't know

00:19:09.800 he's just

00:19:10.160 he's something else

00:19:10.920 I'll introduce you to him

00:19:12.280 one day

00:19:12.540 he's crazy

00:19:12.980 I want to learn

00:19:13.680 surprisingly they both said yes

00:19:15.400 so I started dating

00:19:16.380 both of them

00:19:16.900 it was great

00:19:17.880 as one did my laundry

00:19:18.920 I fucked the other one

00:19:19.660 upstairs real quick

00:19:20.360 then we would play

00:19:22.280 iMessage games

00:19:23.080 loser sends nudes

00:19:24.120 it was all good

00:19:25.620 until the main bad bitch

00:19:26.900 started an argument

00:19:27.580 because I fucked the other one

00:19:28.600 more times in a week

00:19:29.300 than her

00:19:29.640 so an argument started

00:19:33.680 and I really can't stand

00:19:34.780 people arguing

00:19:35.400 why can't they give

00:19:36.400 their opinion and shut the fuck up so i ended things with two of them and i went back to my

00:19:40.260 wifey girlfriend and i can't stand my relationship can you help me wait what's he can't stay in he

00:19:45.140 went back to the one before the mistress and now he can't stand his relationship because it's just

00:19:49.200 boring you know i mean it's because he knows what it's like to yeah but he's asking like wow you

00:19:53.840 should be helping us like we're not supposed to be helping yeah why are you asking me this question

00:19:57.600 i want give me advice dude he said he's fucking one girl while the other one's doing laundry

00:20:02.980 you like that it was crazy and i remember when he was still dating the first girl the other one

00:20:06.940 would pull up with like coffee and shit out of nowhere how do you like the best side bitch these

00:20:12.300 people fascinate me like like pimps he's good at that guy i don't i it's so foreign to me but he's

00:20:17.540 like borderline psycho i don't even say i don't think i've ever even said this to him but i don't

00:20:20.700 really care if he knows i think like loki he could kill someone and not feel anything you think he's

00:20:25.940 a sociopath yeah i literally think he's just emotionalist i mean you kind of have to be to

00:20:29.640 be that manipulative that's what i'm saying bro it's wild and like to some degree the man in me

00:20:34.920 like the way i grew up i like admire it but then the small piece of me that actually has some moral

00:20:39.500 values which is very small like i don't think about this often it's like yo what the fuck yeah

00:20:43.440 i don't know i'd be i respect it i respect i definitely respect it more than i judge it

00:20:48.160 a lot more because we've talked about it and i'm like yo that's crazy show with the videos

00:20:52.480 were they good and they're both bad like yeah i'll show you them later and girls never expect

00:20:59.620 to be in a situation like that i think they would never is too what you know he made them do this

00:21:04.480 is he didn't even write this but i remember this because he told me this story before

00:21:06.860 you ever seen uh you haven't hasn't been either but gray's anatomy no there's a guy there who's

00:21:11.200 like a player i think it was gray's anatomy but he makes he does this and he makes the girl sign

00:21:14.720 a contract and that's what he did he literally typed up a contract he's like we're gonna be in

00:21:18.400 polygamous relationship and they were like oh you're so quirky and funny this is so new

00:21:22.740 this is so weird threesome bang that's it i still don't i don't think i could pull it off i would

00:21:30.880 get i would choke like at some point i would just like i would crack bro the day after you said i

00:21:34.780 was in the library like writing drafts like i was a law student yeah i just don't have the game

00:21:40.880 no i don't think i do either even like just a threesome alone it just seems like a lot of work

00:21:45.260 man i had threesome yeah but you popped a vi-vi right viagra yeah i've had two threesomes the

00:21:52.020 first second time you did right yeah second one you were fine good to go the first one i was fine

00:21:57.560 no the first one i don't even want to say all this because come on all right fuck it the first

00:22:03.760 one one of the girls wasn't as bad you know i mean she wasn't as cute you're paying more attention to

00:22:07.760 the hot one yeah i was paying more attention to the hot one and then when the less attractive

00:22:10.580 wanted attention i was kind of like yeah and then i was like

00:22:14.980 i was like yo we're getting thirsty like go get us some water

00:22:21.000 she did yeah she went got some water but she left her clothes inside

00:22:26.440 important fact remember that when she left she went downstairs to get water i locked the door

00:22:30.760 and i'm like all right oh someone else fucked that girl right yeah yeah yeah crazy yeah so i

00:22:37.980 locked out she was banging on the door for ages because her clothes were inside but i thought she

00:22:40.860 just wanted back in i'm like no yeah so she just went plopped on the couch but doesn't it seem like

00:22:47.500 kind of a performance to you like that's my thing with threesomes it's like you're obviously going

00:22:50.900 to be more into one person so you fucking both it's just like you're kind of putting on an act

00:22:56.560 for the other person you're just kind of trying to keep the vibe good for everybody so you're not

00:23:01.220 it's not sex is this intimate thing no matter how meaningless it is it's this it has it's between

00:23:06.180 two people you need to focus on their body and if you're sharing that focus you don't really

00:23:10.600 inherently want to do that you're just doing this so you could fuck two girls you're performing it

00:23:15.300 depends on the girl as well if she's helping you satisfy the other girl or like that yeah then

00:23:19.360 that's ideal if they're into each other that yeah that's the thing oh yeah but the girl she was like

00:23:24.700 pretty inexperienced and shit like she didn't know how to give heads so it's like one girl's

00:23:27.640 like teaching her the one that was good i really had no choice but to lock her out wait so you

00:23:31.780 had like a lesson

00:23:32.480 a blowjob lesson

00:23:33.340 going on

00:23:33.920 between

00:23:34.260 yeah

00:23:34.900 that's pretty cool

00:23:35.860 that's pretty cool

00:23:36.720 I haven't done that

00:23:37.520 it wasn't that cool

00:23:38.220 it was like

00:23:39.900 pretty shit

00:23:40.760 to be honest

00:23:41.280 pretty shit yeah

00:23:41.580 for the ego

00:23:42.960 it was pretty cool

00:23:43.640 but

00:23:43.900 yeah I guess

00:23:44.280 for the story

00:23:44.820 yeah yeah yeah

00:23:45.500 flexing on you simps

00:23:46.460 what up

00:23:46.860 I have sex

00:23:47.820 that was all three right

00:23:51.780 that was all three

00:23:52.500 where's my phone

00:23:53.260 did you

00:23:55.960 you didn't read the

00:23:56.760 you don't want to read

00:23:57.220 the suicide one

00:23:57.760 oh fuck yeah yeah

00:23:59.000 let's do that

00:23:59.540 why you gotta call it

00:24:00.440 that's what it is

00:24:01.460 We're just calling what it is.

00:24:02.500 All right.

00:24:02.980 It's not.

00:24:03.740 I haven't read this.

00:24:04.480 There's no suicidal tendencies in this at all.

00:24:07.160 All right.

00:24:07.680 This is long, by the way.

00:24:09.020 All right.

00:24:09.760 No, fuck it.

00:24:11.100 No, I feel an obligation in this person.

00:24:14.340 Because she confided in me.

00:24:15.540 I don't even know her like that.

00:24:16.300 She only liked me because of you.

00:24:17.380 Okay.

00:24:17.780 The last romantic relationship I was in, never official.

00:24:20.180 We're still our fuck buddies.

00:24:21.580 Lasted seven months.

00:24:22.740 In the beginning, he made me feel like he liked me.

00:24:25.200 I'm going to summarize this.

00:24:26.080 In the beginning, he made me feel like she was going to date him.

00:24:28.960 And then once she fell in love

00:24:31.560 He just stopped paying her attention

00:24:32.920 And would just fuck when he needed to

00:24:34.100 And yeah that just continued happening

00:24:37.820 And I guess it's still happening

00:24:38.860 And now she's quote unquote calloused and silent

00:24:42.060 In her sexual endeavors

00:24:43.780 So

00:24:45.220 She knows what happened

00:24:46.980 But she basically said that she blamed herself for

00:24:49.880 Because she was insecure at the time

00:24:51.680 So she like fell for it

00:24:52.740 But I think that if you're a girl

00:24:54.980 And it's like your first relationship

00:24:56.180 And you just happen to fall

00:24:57.440 into a dude who read

00:25:00.020 the Nico Toxic Manual

00:25:01.140 then Unleggy.

00:25:03.280 Wait, quick run.

00:25:04.160 I'm lost.

00:25:05.000 So what?

00:25:05.360 She got in a relationship

00:25:06.040 and then it didn't work.

00:25:07.140 She didn't even get a relationship.

00:25:08.200 She started like talking to this dude

00:25:09.560 and then he made it seem like

00:25:10.980 baby, baby this, baby that.

00:25:12.960 Let's hang out.

00:25:13.420 Let's hang out.

00:25:13.900 Let's hang out.

00:25:14.540 She fell for him.

00:25:15.300 Then he's like,

00:25:16.840 once a week,

00:25:17.760 where you at?

00:25:18.840 And she'd pull up.

00:25:20.240 Yeah, it's the same thing

00:25:20.880 as the first guy.

00:25:21.500 Just switch.

00:25:22.060 Just scenario switch.

00:25:23.080 There's one guy using

00:25:23.880 power and control

00:25:25.060 because you're in love

00:25:26.420 with the operator.

00:25:27.440 It's just the same thing.

00:25:28.780 Same answer.

00:25:29.420 Yeah, fair enough.

00:25:30.620 Don't kill yourself, please.

00:25:33.080 Kill yourself?

00:25:34.120 Go ask you.

00:25:37.160 Okay.

00:25:38.480 Patriot questions.

00:25:41.800 You put that away.

00:25:43.140 You made me feel horrible about myself sometimes.

00:25:45.140 Just don't.

00:25:46.180 Life is worth living sometimes.

00:25:48.060 Sometimes.

00:25:49.640 Lucas says, might be Brazilian.

00:25:52.180 Lucas says,

00:25:52.620 Do you think people put too much importance of sex on a relationship

00:25:55.280 as if it's the only thing that mattered?

00:25:57.440 And failed to enjoy an actual human connection and growth with another person.

00:26:01.500 100%.

00:26:01.820 You ever seen the new Netflix show, Too Hot to Handle?

00:26:05.120 Oh, that's the...

00:26:05.900 Yeah, I saw that.

00:26:06.620 Yeah, that's basically what that is.

00:26:07.880 Was it good, the whole thing?

00:26:09.200 No, but it's so shit.

00:26:10.280 It's so shit.

00:26:10.820 So scripted and cringe.

00:26:11.740 I don't like reality shows, but I put it on because I'm like, anyway.

00:26:14.440 I watched the whole shit, but...

00:26:15.820 You did?

00:26:16.200 You watched the whole show?

00:26:16.840 The girl, Francesca, is bad, but that's beside the point.

00:26:19.560 So, but that's what I'm getting.

00:26:20.460 Like, you call the show shit, but you watch the whole thing.

00:26:23.220 I mean...

00:26:24.100 So, you just hated it the whole time watching it?

00:26:26.380 I didn't hate it, bro.

00:26:27.040 Bullshit.

00:26:27.440 I didn't hate it

00:26:28.140 I just understood

00:26:29.020 what was

00:26:29.520 that is bad entertainment

00:26:30.120 yeah I understood

00:26:30.860 you know what I mean

00:26:32.360 I watched the first episode

00:26:33.960 I was completely entertained

00:26:35.340 but I just

00:26:36.000 at the end I'm like

00:26:36.560 I hate all of these people

00:26:37.460 even the whole premise of the show

00:26:38.500 you just don't have sex for a month

00:26:39.720 and you get a hundred racks

00:26:41.060 like

00:26:41.380 what

00:26:44.380 why is anybody fucking

00:26:45.840 that's a good premise of the show though

00:26:47.180 but a month that's it

00:26:48.400 a month like on a beach

00:26:49.920 with a lot of hot people

00:26:50.940 you're on a reality show

00:26:52.140 nothing else to do

00:26:52.880 you can't even beat off

00:26:53.200 you can't even masturbate

00:26:54.180 that's a big one

00:26:55.200 I don't

00:26:55.760 could you do that

00:26:56.420 even without the show

00:26:57.260 i think if a hundred thousand was on the line i could easily do that's true that's true that would

00:27:01.680 but that's tough man i tried doing it four days one time i got weird you got weird i was not acting

00:27:09.060 the same i was legit like all right i i before corona i used to go to the be in the city every

00:27:14.900 day take the train and like you know do comedy go around to coffee shit like that and i remember i

00:27:19.460 was so horny i'm like in a park trying to write i just ended up writing like a fan fiction of like

00:27:24.640 the best time i had sex i was writing it out like in in heavy like slobbery details of just i'm just

00:27:31.580 so horny and then i'm walking around the park and i'm like looking for ass and i'm like dude i did

00:27:35.300 something this is not okay and that was four days without masturbation that was four days i was

00:27:39.840 getting weird you're actually a weirdo then four days that's fucking weird yeah maybe yeah how long

00:27:44.580 have you gone get out of here not long i don't know more than four days yeah yeah i did it for

00:27:50.120 lent once i didn't go the whole time but i went a solid time like two weeks yeah like yeah like

00:27:56.220 two three maybe lent helps and there was one time that i was like it was when i was younger i have

00:28:03.380 to pray i mean fuck it who cares but i was just beating out so bad that i was just disgusted with

00:28:07.440 myself and i was like yo i have to stop how old are you i don't remember i still had xbox 360

00:28:15.020 so that'll give you

00:28:16.980 like a time frame

00:28:17.440 13

00:28:17.760 because I remember

00:28:18.660 I was playing Xbox

00:28:19.680 and I like

00:28:20.720 it was summertime

00:28:21.260 and I jerked off

00:28:21.920 like four times

00:28:22.740 before fucking

00:28:23.760 4pm

00:28:24.620 oh yeah

00:28:25.380 and I was like

00:28:26.040 yo what is wrong with me

00:28:27.180 I looked in the mirror

00:28:27.800 and I was like

00:28:28.320 disgusted

00:28:28.920 I'm like yeah

00:28:29.400 I kind of traumatized myself

00:28:31.040 and I stopped for like

00:28:31.900 three weeks

00:28:33.340 two weeks as well

00:28:34.220 at 13

00:28:34.860 that's respectable

00:28:36.320 nah but it was like

00:28:37.320 deep self-loathe

00:28:38.340 I've never had that moment

00:28:39.620 I've never looked in my face

00:28:40.780 and been ashamed

00:28:41.380 it's like when the porn ends

00:28:43.120 and you

00:28:43.640 or like when your laptop

00:28:44.880 goes off and you see no like the screen goes black and then you just see your reflection

00:28:48.860 and you kind of look like an ape and your neck is here and like ah you just don't again you fell

00:28:57.240 for it again when will you learn now i don't even be watching porn like that not anymore i have a

00:29:03.340 very vivid imagination yeah me too i beat off the imagination more than my whenever i say that to my

00:29:07.820 friends i'm like what yeah me too you know what it is it's because the people in the videos are

00:29:11.680 so unattainable you're never going to see these people in your life if you like jerk off to a

00:29:14.680 girl that you potentially could shag you know i mean a girl that you see you think porn stars

00:29:18.580 are too hot no i think that i'm just never going to see them so what's the point of like you know

00:29:22.580 i mean i'd rather fantasize about something that could actually happen well sometimes i see porn

00:29:26.900 like i imagine a scenario like i imagine a girl that looks like her so what's the point even

00:29:30.620 watching the porn does some of the work for you you don't have to imagine that's just like a crutch

00:29:34.740 yeah you know you're gonna have to close your eyes and fucking remember you're mentally weak

00:29:38.340 is what you're saying your jerk off game's weak that's what you're telling me i mean i do a bit

00:29:42.760 But yeah

00:29:44.440 No me too of course

00:29:45.540 But

00:29:45.820 What were you saying before

00:29:47.040 Oh the too hot to handle

00:29:47.840 Yeah

00:29:48.080 This goes back

00:29:48.940 This is a reference to the podcast

00:29:50.020 We did before

00:29:50.540 You should watch that if you didn't

00:29:51.920 The girl from Florida

00:29:52.960 Basically like

00:29:54.240 I never really hooked up with her

00:29:55.460 Consistently

00:29:57.000 Because she was always

00:29:57.960 Girl from Florida

00:29:59.120 Who was that

00:29:59.500 This is the girl that

00:30:00.340 She went to school in Florida

00:30:01.280 I have no idea what you're talking about

00:30:03.520 Alright so watch the podcast

00:30:05.620 I'm not gonna watch that

00:30:06.820 Just quick

00:30:07.640 Just quick rundown

00:30:08.400 Alright so

00:30:09.160 I would only FaceTime this girl basically

00:30:11.100 because she was in Massachusetts when I was here

00:30:13.740 or when I was in Massachusetts she went to school in Florida

00:30:15.700 so it was basically always a FaceTime thing

00:30:18.300 only sometimes we saw each other

00:30:19.680 and

00:30:20.960 through that

00:30:23.240 because I wasn't shagging her all the time

00:30:24.600 I didn't see her all the time

00:30:25.320 I was really in love with this girl

00:30:27.300 and it was the only time in my life

00:30:30.460 that I've been in love love

00:30:31.820 that I'm like

00:30:32.380 she stopped hitting me up and I felt something

00:30:35.260 I didn't cry or anything

00:30:36.780 because I have to say that

00:30:39.320 because real ones don't cry

00:30:40.760 and I kind of came to terms with it pretty early

00:30:44.020 and like I'm not very emotional to begin with

00:30:45.680 but just the fact that

00:30:48.160 since it was through FaceTime and there was no sexual

00:30:50.120 encounters then that's what built

00:30:51.660 like I actually had to know her and then I actually like started

00:30:54.080 to like her you know what I mean

00:30:54.860 because usually if you're charming enough

00:30:58.180 or like if you have any kind of wit

00:30:59.780 to you, you can shag within

00:31:02.160 two months, you know what I mean

00:31:03.920 tops, that's a lot

00:31:06.120 like that's a stretch

00:31:08.780 so you never really have to build that with anyone

00:31:12.040 especially when you're young

00:31:13.440 so when I was forced to

00:31:15.520 it made me realize that sex kind of just

00:31:17.640 fucked it all up

00:31:18.740 it could fuck up your relationship?

00:31:21.100 before it even starts

00:31:21.960 because then it just becomes a chase

00:31:25.620 you don't even know these people too well

00:31:26.800 it was all about the chase

00:31:28.460 but if you actually get to know them and you spend time and you don't fuck for like six months

00:31:31.900 or what if you get the sex out of the way

00:31:34.240 immediately so that there is no chase

00:31:35.880 like the first

00:31:36.420 like when i first met my new girlfriend we fucked like pretty pretty quick like two days into knowing

00:31:43.040 her and then it's like after that i was like all right you got that out the way like i don't need

00:31:47.240 to worry about that now we just have fun if you get you up after you hit her we slept in the same

00:31:54.140 hotel we woke up got coffee and then like hey you want to hang out later yeah sure that was it and

00:31:59.160 then we we did so it goes both ways if you get it out of the way early then it takes away some of

00:32:03.920 pressure but i think that doesn't work most of the time i don't think that's a new age because

00:32:09.460 of like casual sex is a little more like the talking phase is so much bigger than it was

00:32:13.480 20 years ago like more people are like oh we're in this like little thing like we're not really

00:32:17.900 exclude you know i mean the talking phase has expanded so much where more people are having

00:32:22.040 casual sex if you get that out of the way i've you really see if you fuck with someone because

00:32:27.740 like the post nut clarity i didn't get it with her usually like i nut i'm like i gotta get the

00:32:31.760 fuck out of here like this girl she's not it this is not like everything comes back as soon as i

00:32:37.080 know with her it's like oh cool she's still here and i'm not afraid i'm not trying to figure out

00:32:43.100 a way to sneak out the window call an uber text me yeah yo tell me your grandma died my apartment

00:32:49.120 flooded yeah literally no i guess i mean there's opinions to everything go to the next question

00:32:54.040 over this too hot to handle though go watch that and look at francesca she which one is she i post

00:32:59.900 are on my snap

00:33:00.480 and I'm like

00:33:00.860 yo she's the most

00:33:01.460 gorgeous girl ever

00:33:01.980 she's the white one

00:33:02.600 she's tan

00:33:04.120 black haired

00:33:05.520 the one with the big lips

00:33:06.480 with the fake

00:33:07.080 oh get the fuck

00:33:07.760 out of here man

00:33:08.380 what's with you

00:33:09.200 and the fake lips

00:33:10.060 I don't

00:33:10.880 name what other girl

00:33:12.040 I like with fake lips

00:33:12.820 but you said

00:33:13.700 you said you don't care

00:33:14.600 like we've had

00:33:15.040 this discussion before

00:33:15.700 yeah I don't care

00:33:16.020 if a girl has

00:33:16.360 plastic surgery

00:33:16.920 that's just the biggest

00:33:18.060 turn off

00:33:18.940 like as soon as I saw her

00:33:20.000 I'm like her with

00:33:20.440 the big Instagram lips

00:33:21.460 it's like

00:33:21.820 it just doesn't match

00:33:23.600 it doesn't make sense

00:33:24.560 on your face

00:33:25.160 I thought it matched

00:33:25.620 perfectly

00:33:26.040 I thought whoever

00:33:26.720 the doctor was

00:33:27.480 deserves phenomenal praise

00:33:29.280 He deserves a certificate stating that he makes bad bitches only

00:33:32.820 It looks like you have an infection and your lips are inflamed

00:33:36.460 I mean, I got a lot of flack for it

00:33:38.680 Because the girls are like, no, she's not the prettiest girl

00:33:41.040 Because there's girls who are natural

00:33:42.440 I'm like, alright, well tell those broke bitches to save up

00:33:46.000 And then maybe she won't look as good as that

00:33:47.300 Now it's a broke thing

00:33:49.580 The more plastic your body has, the richer you are

00:33:53.020 I'm just saying that

00:33:55.180 If she invested in it, it's her money

00:33:56.860 I mean, she just looks good regardless

00:33:58.820 To me it doesn't look good

00:34:01.220 Not even just because aesthetically it looks wrong

00:34:03.980 But it also makes me think

00:34:05.160 You care so much about your insecure

00:34:07.860 Tiny lips that you gotta inflate them

00:34:09.780 Yeah that's true but

00:34:10.420 Why are you caring about her insecurities bro

00:34:12.680 Just appreciate her for being hot

00:34:13.960 It's a blaring insecurity on her face

00:34:15.620 You act like I'm trying to marry this girl I just think she's hot

00:34:17.560 I don't have to think about her insecurities

00:34:19.920 I'm not gonna be there cradling her at night

00:34:21.620 While she cries on my shoulder after sex

00:34:23.040 When she looks at my phone and she's like crying in the corner of the bed

00:34:25.760 Yeah fair

00:34:26.680 so you're purely seeing her as an object yeah okay she's on TV what else am I

00:34:31.540 supposed to see her as bro like her quirky personality she was a cunt was she

00:34:38.560 yeah she was the IGN she was the influencer yeah yeah she made raps of

00:34:43.240 that she literally like lost the whole team money and then just denied her so

00:34:49.760 every time someone does something that hundred thousand dollars gets smaller

00:34:52.160 you lose money

00:34:53.220 so the prize is lower

00:34:54.580 so

00:34:56.060 she literally just made out

00:34:57.340 with this girl on purpose

00:34:58.020 just to lose the team money

00:34:59.260 because she was tied to everyone

00:35:00.140 and then they both

00:35:01.180 just denied it

00:35:01.840 oh so you can affect

00:35:03.500 other people's prize money

00:35:04.560 yeah

00:35:04.760 what was that

00:35:05.280 it's one prize money

00:35:06.240 what was it at the end

00:35:06.980 it was like 44 racks

00:35:08.600 what

00:35:09.060 because this girl

00:35:10.200 this girl was shagging her

00:35:11.400 she was shagging her

00:35:11.580 she was shagging her

00:35:12.740 all the time

00:35:13.260 she made out with another

00:35:14.420 which girl

00:35:14.840 she fucked

00:35:15.660 for the one with the lips

00:35:17.240 oh good for her

00:35:18.540 that's what I'm saying

00:35:19.160 let's stop talking about a show

00:35:19.980 people don't watch

00:35:20.520 yeah I know

00:35:20.940 Emmanuel says

00:35:21.680 despite the fact that women are promiscuous

00:35:23.820 do you think that it is a good idea for me to get

00:35:25.960 into a relationship? In parenthesis

00:35:27.760 he said I'm 17.

00:35:29.960 No. Everybody's promiscuous. It's not just women

00:35:32.020 dude. I mean if you're 17 you don't need a date right now.

00:35:37.300 Well he said do you think

00:35:38.060 it's a good idea for me to get into a relationship?

00:35:39.460 It's not a

00:35:39.920 it's an idea. Good or bad is

00:35:43.860 relative to who you decide to date.

00:35:46.360 It's kind of a

00:35:46.980 but also the fact that he thinks that

00:35:50.080 women are promiscuous

00:35:50.800 I think men are more

00:35:51.500 promiscuous than women

00:35:52.540 yeah

00:35:54.720 yeah

00:35:55.560 men cheat more and shit

00:35:56.560 but it's

00:35:58.540 yeah I think that men are

00:35:59.560 are definitely more

00:36:00.480 promiscuous than women

00:36:01.080 that's the whole

00:36:01.480 spreadsheet thing

00:36:02.160 we talked about

00:36:02.660 Elijah the Sage says

00:36:04.560 are the people dating

00:36:05.420 during the pandemic

00:36:06.160 doing it out of boredom

00:36:07.100 or because they genuinely

00:36:07.980 like each other

00:36:08.780 I was thinking about that

00:36:11.880 as well

00:36:12.300 because I've been DMing girls

00:36:13.440 and I'm just wondering

00:36:14.000 like as soon as this is over

00:36:14.880 I'm just going to get ghosted

00:36:15.660 left and right

00:36:16.160 yeah

00:36:16.880 100%

00:36:17.620 yeah 100%

00:36:18.780 it's a bit of both

00:36:20.820 I mean

00:36:21.200 what about like

00:36:21.980 my relationship

00:36:22.540 like do you think

00:36:23.240 I'm just with this girl

00:36:24.040 because it's better

00:36:25.200 than being alone

00:36:25.840 or we're just

00:36:27.140 fucking around

00:36:27.580 because

00:36:27.860 no because you met her

00:36:28.500 beforehand

00:36:28.820 yeah we were like

00:36:29.940 going steady

00:36:30.420 like

00:36:30.680 yeah before

00:36:31.280 yeah

00:36:31.580 no no no

00:36:32.180 I think that

00:36:33.220 this might

00:36:33.740 do something to it

00:36:36.220 it helps boredom

00:36:37.160 quite a bit

00:36:37.680 like having someone

00:36:38.480 else that you fuck with

00:36:39.280 no of course

00:36:40.040 obviously bro

00:36:40.640 just having anyone

00:36:41.160 around in one year

00:36:42.040 solitary confinement

00:36:43.060 is the worst

00:36:43.460 but I'm saying

00:36:43.960 just having your

00:36:45.240 significant other

00:36:45.860 around all the time

00:36:47.020 like that takes a toll

00:36:47.760 yeah not too bad like i really haven't gotten tired of her yet how long have you guys been

00:36:53.060 like in this where you're living in the same vicinity a month and a week i don't want to

00:36:57.920 that's a while dude that's a while and it's not even like living with someone you say like oh

00:37:02.880 yeah we've been living together for six months but you're working you're going outside you're

00:37:06.060 living your life we're staying in the apartment so it's like morning to night we sleep in the

00:37:10.920 same bed we are never separate and it's fine i haven't i still haven't gotten tired yet

00:37:16.340 yeah I guess just keep us updated

00:37:18.440 you think I'm in the honeymoon phase

00:37:20.400 I think you're in the honeymoon phase

00:37:21.500 but I thought about that

00:37:23.520 I don't think you could be in the honeymoon phase

00:37:25.060 if you're in a fucking pandemic

00:37:26.180 I totally don't think so

00:37:29.820 one thing does not have to do with the other

00:37:31.840 because honeymoon phase is like you're in Hawaii

00:37:33.940 you're like showing her off

00:37:35.340 what are you on about?

00:37:37.500 do you not know what the honeymoon phase is?

00:37:38.260 honeymoon phase is like the beginning parts of a relationship

00:37:40.280 where it's really fun and exciting

00:37:41.340 you gotta do a lot of things

00:37:43.600 you gotta go to parks and beaches

00:37:44.820 No, they're just someone new.

00:37:47.520 They're just someone that you haven't been around for a long time.

00:37:51.400 Yeah, but we've been around each other for a long time now.

00:37:54.040 It's been a month.

00:37:55.780 We've been dating for like two, three months.

00:37:58.300 It sounds like I'm trying to break you guys up.

00:38:00.160 I'm not trying to break you up.

00:38:01.280 I'm just saying why.

00:38:01.800 I'm just trying to say that it doesn't feel like the honeymoon phase

00:38:03.840 because there's not a lot to be happy about right now.

00:38:07.800 People get bummed out during quarantine.

00:38:09.480 It's like, oh man, I'm exhausted.

00:38:10.720 But still, she's there and it's fine.

00:38:12.080 i'm just trying to defend right now yeah maybe it is i'm not going to come for your relationship

00:38:18.260 anymore first one this has got to be my best relationship most successful in so far

00:38:23.840 anthony says is the is the idea of falling in love illogical the fuck does that mean illogical

00:38:31.280 i feel like they just say words together and like try to sound me i guess he means

00:38:36.320 well he's kind of referring to my video like where i talked about like um it's called falling

00:38:41.520 in love is corny but i'm so lonely i'm just saying that love is not real that it's just

00:38:46.400 companionship and lust combined people just don't want to feel alone no there's different forms of

00:38:52.440 love there's you can love a girl and not date her like date someone else you know you can still love

00:38:58.000 her have an ex that you still love and still be happy in your current relationship you can have

00:39:01.220 love for your family that's completely different than for your significant other love's relative

00:39:04.780 to okay let's let's go specifically in love like loving a significant other do you think that's

00:39:09.080 real yeah and i think that love once you break up it can transform into something else just a

00:39:15.780 friendship someone you respect think highly of and still love yeah it is man someone that you

00:39:19.760 still care for if they need something you're there for caring and love i mean love like

00:39:22.880 this person is my world like this this person that's obsession that's not love that's kind of

00:39:27.780 what love is though no that's what you think love is because you watch fucking rom-coms like a sim

00:39:32.000 all right well so what is love then if it's not companionship plus lust that to me it's just like

00:39:37.880 not wanting to be lonely and you're horny i think it's i've only wanted to say i love you when i'm

00:39:43.460 horny something i realized i've never had the urge to say like when you're laying up with a girl you

00:39:47.680 look at her like oh man kind of like your dick's hard but at the next morning you're not there's

00:39:53.260 no part of me that wants to say that anymore it's the only time i thought about that like i've had

00:39:57.680 three girlfriends and every time they're crossing my mind i'm just horny every time yeah i don't

00:40:04.840 have you ever told a girl

00:40:05.800 seriously that you love her

00:40:06.800 and like meant it

00:40:08.280 I did mean it

00:40:10.800 like with this high school

00:40:11.560 girlfriend but I texted it

00:40:12.680 like she was on a

00:40:13.560 she was on a trip

00:40:14.420 and I said it

00:40:15.020 and I did feel like it

00:40:16.720 but it wasn't the same

00:40:17.620 as like saying it

00:40:18.400 to someone's face

00:40:19.200 how'd you text her

00:40:19.740 like invisible ink

00:40:20.440 she had to swipe it open

00:40:21.340 no she said it first

00:40:22.700 but she was drunk

00:40:23.960 oh poor Nick

00:40:25.620 she was ending the conversation

00:40:28.520 she's like love you

00:40:29.240 I'm like really

00:40:30.040 and she's like yeah

00:40:30.900 and the next day

00:40:31.620 she's like what

00:40:32.080 you know i can picture her like hair all fucked up she reaches her guys

00:40:38.200 this guy who's this is the kid who'll hold my hand in the theme park and now let me know my

00:40:44.860 friends come on that's crazy yeah no i don't think i ever said that shit seriously never

00:40:52.000 you ever never cross your mind like you never had the urge to say it i say it so frequently

00:40:56.580 that it just doesn't even know but like you know like you mean it mean it you know like

00:41:00.140 Like the I love you type.

00:41:01.040 You never have the urge to say it?

00:41:03.040 Mm-mm.

00:41:04.540 No.

00:41:05.100 Never.

00:41:05.740 The FaceTime guy, I said it to her all the time, but I'm not sure.

00:41:07.800 I think at some point, at one point I must have meant it.

00:41:10.500 Oh, really?

00:41:10.980 But it wasn't over?

00:41:12.160 It was over FaceTime.

00:41:13.080 Yeah, so.

00:41:14.300 Yeah, we're in the same room.

00:41:14.880 Yeah, it was always like I was drunk and like after a night out, I'd lay up in bed at 3

00:41:17.840 and I'd call and she'd pick up and I'd be like, you know, I love you, man.

00:41:23.200 And then same thing, forget.

00:41:24.420 The next morning, frazzled hair.

00:41:25.540 No, I wouldn't forget.

00:41:26.400 Because I actually do like her.

00:41:28.040 But you don't love her?

00:41:28.700 who knows

00:41:30.380 Raymond says

00:41:32.720 what are the red flags

00:41:33.560 you both look for

00:41:34.360 when dating someone new

00:41:35.360 and you got three likes

00:41:37.100 I feel like

00:41:41.280 I'm pretty narcissistic

00:41:43.160 so

00:41:43.460 sometimes I listen to people

00:41:46.100 and even the way they tell jokes

00:41:47.380 or just the way they speak

00:41:48.280 if it's not

00:41:49.760 engaging enough

00:41:51.480 I'm just like

00:41:51.960 yeah I couldn't hang around you

00:41:52.940 for

00:41:53.160 you know what I mean

00:41:53.960 I don't know

00:41:54.900 that's not really red flag though

00:41:56.840 that's just not vibing

00:41:57.560 that's like very first

00:41:59.040 yeah but it's hard for

00:42:00.360 to like for me to vibe

00:42:01.600 with anyone really

00:42:02.420 like fuck with them heavy

00:42:03.220 they have to be like

00:42:03.940 witty as fuck

00:42:04.920 you know what I mean

00:42:05.280 like have the same sense

00:42:06.820 and I feel like I have

00:42:07.660 a weird sense of humor

00:42:08.400 yeah you kind of have

00:42:09.980 a dark sense of humor

00:42:10.700 yeah it's dark as fuck

00:42:11.840 red flags

00:42:14.760 I think

00:42:15.180 I just look for

00:42:16.280 stuff that's gonna come up later

00:42:17.740 like if there's

00:42:18.400 usually it's stuff

00:42:19.540 where like

00:42:20.980 girls will point out things

00:42:21.980 that they dislike about me

00:42:23.300 and I'll just be like

00:42:24.260 yeah whatever

00:42:24.640 that'll be fine

00:42:26.260 like this

00:42:26.700 freshman year

00:42:28.360 I was

00:42:28.680 I was fucking around

00:42:29.140 with this girl

00:42:29.540 and she kept calling me

00:42:30.880 a liar

00:42:31.260 she kept thinking

00:42:31.820 I was lying

00:42:32.340 because

00:42:32.700 I would

00:42:33.400 I'd lie once in a while

00:42:34.460 and be like

00:42:34.740 fuck it

00:42:35.320 you know

00:42:35.560 she kept calling me a lie

00:42:36.680 I don't know why

00:42:37.240 I like lied

00:42:38.340 I like lied

00:42:39.620 but I'm not a liar

00:42:40.440 I'm just

00:42:41.320 just lying to you

00:42:42.440 I'm just lying

00:42:42.940 but I'm not lying

00:42:43.720 you know

00:42:44.340 no but

00:42:45.040 and later on

00:42:47.040 it definitely became a problem

00:42:48.200 like when

00:42:48.900 we started arguing

00:42:50.020 that was the source

00:42:50.920 of the argument

00:42:51.380 so anything that

00:42:52.520 anything to try to ignore

00:42:54.700 because you're horny

00:42:55.480 that's gonna

00:42:56.520 that's gonna come up later you know what you know you know what i mean yeah no no

00:43:00.360 just that like any red flags you see in the beginning are gonna be sources of arguments

00:43:08.880 in the future like anything you try to brush away in the honeymoon phase is gonna come up later

00:43:14.600 all right give me an example of something you brush off in the honeymoon phase

00:43:17.860 okay so my last girlfriend she would not take the train to come see me like i always have to

00:43:24.380 drive to brooklyn and this is when i was living on long island i always have to drive to brooklyn

00:43:27.420 every time every time she said like my parents track my phone track my location i can't leave

00:43:32.940 like i can't leave my my place oh fine i'm horny i'll drive there after 10 times in a row going to

00:43:38.980 her place it's like dude i was it was one-sided i felt like i was putting more work than than she

00:43:43.680 was and it's like this is too much work i just ended the relationship i didn't feel like driving

00:43:48.700 anymore so that was it that was the reason the relationship ended i hate this kid i didn't want

00:43:55.440 to try cussing your mac riley for that no that reminds me of a question i got that i didn't add

00:44:02.080 but no i guess i had it this girl said are guys more likely to be just like why do guys lie all

00:44:06.800 the time why are they dishonest and i said that it's not really that guys are prone to lying

00:44:11.440 there's always a motivation behind every lie you know what i mean no one's just lying for the sake

00:44:15.700 of lying like you're not gonna be like yo what are you doing today i'm like oh i'm going to china

00:44:18.640 No but with the girl

00:44:19.720 That thought I was a liar

00:44:20.480 I was straight up

00:44:21.260 Just lying for fun

00:44:22.140 I wasn't even doing it

00:44:23.320 I feel like at some point

00:44:24.540 You're just

00:44:24.760 That's like mugging them off

00:44:25.860 You know what I mean

00:44:26.260 Yeah

00:44:26.560 You're not like

00:44:27.220 Taking them seriously

00:44:28.040 Yeah that's true

00:44:29.660 You're just like

00:44:30.140 Fucking with them

00:44:30.660 Yeah

00:44:31.340 Like condescendingly

00:44:32.900 This one she's like

00:44:34.740 No I was trying to sound cooler

00:44:35.960 I was trying to sound

00:44:37.320 Like she'd ask me like

00:44:38.140 One time I had a scrape

00:44:39.660 On my elbow

00:44:40.140 I don't remember what it was

00:44:41.460 But she's like

00:44:41.940 What's that from

00:44:42.380 And I just made up a story

00:44:43.160 Like you know some guy

00:44:44.320 And like

00:44:44.780 Raccoon alligators

00:44:45.480 Yeah I just made up a story

00:44:46.800 And she's like you're lying

00:44:47.480 And I'm like no

00:44:48.040 and she's like you're lying

00:44:48.740 and I'm like oh yeah

00:44:49.500 and the story was uneventful

00:44:52.140 I probably scraped up

00:44:52.900 against the wall

00:44:53.440 and I just wanted to tell a story

00:44:54.540 but that was

00:44:55.500 lying for fun

00:44:57.080 what's wrong with you?

00:44:59.680 yeah

00:44:59.940 you're supposed to agree

00:45:01.980 with what I'm saying

00:45:02.480 you're not supposed to

00:45:02.980 make me feel weird

00:45:03.600 but yeah

00:45:04.100 nah yeah

00:45:04.620 nah yeah I guess

00:45:06.440 no that is kind of weird

00:45:07.960 thinking about it now

00:45:08.680 I wouldn't do that now

00:45:10.500 I wouldn't do that now

00:45:11.300 I don't know man

00:45:12.380 I was just like

00:45:12.940 full fuckboy phase

00:45:13.920 I just didn't have empathy

00:45:14.980 I was like you're

00:45:15.900 the polygamous friend

00:45:17.400 Like I just didn't care

00:45:18.280 Just saying whatever

00:45:19.700 Just

00:45:20.040 I care about posting

00:45:21.000 Even from like a fuckboy

00:45:22.040 Point of view

00:45:23.060 If you just told the real story

00:45:24.360 I feel you can make it more engaging

00:45:25.600 Than trying to make something up

00:45:26.760 On the fly

00:45:27.160 Because then it's so flawed

00:45:28.240 You know what I mean?

00:45:30.260 Yeah

00:45:30.420 Even if you scraped up

00:45:31.140 Against the wall

00:45:31.700 Just like

00:45:32.660 You can make it funny

00:45:33.580 Bitch laugh at anything

00:45:35.240 It was

00:45:36.660 The story I made up

00:45:37.620 Wasn't even funny

00:45:38.360 It was just like

00:45:39.120 More detailed

00:45:39.900 That's what I even understand

00:45:40.500 You didn't even make it

00:45:40.920 I really don't know

00:45:42.060 Why I did that

00:45:42.600 I really don't know

00:45:43.160 Why I did that

00:45:43.500 Because I was already

00:45:44.080 Getting laid

00:45:44.620 I don't know

00:45:45.640 i really don't do that now yeah backtracking i think nobody's prone to like am i weird like i

00:45:52.300 feel like i'm a fucking psycho now no i'm a psycho that was a weird move yeah but yeah weird like in

00:45:57.660 general in the general standpoint maybe i am though i think we're all weird i think i'm fucking weird

00:46:01.940 too you but you've never done some weird psycho shit like of course i have but i just can't think

00:46:07.580 about the top of my head i'm sure i have done some cringy yeah i haven't thought about that in years

00:46:11.040 definitely done some cringe shit if i go back to the recess of my memories

00:46:14.460 yeah i've said a lot of cringy shit for yeah especially when i was like younger like in high

00:46:19.880 school i thought i was ill for some reason i thought i was like the man you were the shit

00:46:23.560 yeah what'd you say i don't even remember but i remember we had this thing called challenge day

00:46:28.300 where they brought the whole class together where they picked certain people in the class

00:46:32.600 let me explain it better so there was this class called peer leadership 20 people you had to apply

00:46:37.460 to get in and it was like the people who were peer leaders and you like teach the freshmen

00:46:41.040 about bullying stupid shit like that but we hosted this event we hosted this event where you

00:46:45.160 pick people everybody pick names from the class and we have like 600 kids in our class and you

00:46:50.360 all brought them into an auditorium and you literally just roast each other everybody has

00:46:54.740 a bag and everybody has sticky notes and nobody knows who's writing what and you just pass the

00:46:59.020 background you just right swear right no one's monitoring what you write this was the school

00:47:03.700 We'll put this on.

00:47:05.000 Type of school, yeah.

00:47:06.140 I'm serious.

00:47:07.460 So everybody had a bag

00:47:08.560 and I remember I opened my bag

00:47:09.680 and it was all just like

00:47:10.420 cocky, cocky, cocky, cocky.

00:47:12.460 Which I was cool with

00:47:13.100 because some bitches

00:47:13.560 were getting flamed.

00:47:14.580 Yeah.

00:47:14.980 But it was just like...

00:47:15.900 It was a wake-up call?

00:47:16.500 Yeah, it was...

00:47:17.160 It wasn't even a wake-up call

00:47:17.880 because I was still

00:47:18.260 a cocky little shit after that.

00:47:19.280 I was even more cocky, if anything.

00:47:20.540 You probably were proud

00:47:21.240 that everybody took notice.

00:47:22.260 Yeah, I'm like...

00:47:22.680 Oh, but they know.

00:47:23.460 These bitches know.

00:47:24.120 Yeah, they know.

00:47:24.720 They know what's up.

00:47:25.380 They know.

00:47:25.860 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:47:26.980 All right.

00:47:29.280 What are someone's tips

00:47:30.300 to overcome overthinking

00:47:31.540 in a relationship?

00:47:32.980 When you're already in one?

00:47:34.880 Yeah, I guess.

00:47:37.260 Overcome overthinking.

00:47:38.700 You can't

00:47:39.380 because you're overthinking

00:47:40.260 about stuff that's real.

00:47:41.580 Yeah, I think if you're

00:47:42.340 overthinking about it,

00:47:43.040 it's probably true.

00:47:43.500 There's a problem.

00:47:44.140 Yeah.

00:47:45.360 The kernel of it,

00:47:46.320 the seed is real.

00:47:47.660 It's based in truth.

00:47:49.120 So I think you're ignoring

00:47:50.360 problems that,

00:47:51.920 again, you're probably

00:47:52.500 ignoring red flags.

00:47:53.380 Yeah, you're gonna

00:47:53.800 cheat me on, bro.

00:47:55.040 For sure.

00:47:55.680 Dump that bitch.

00:47:56.460 Dump her.

00:47:57.580 And then send me

00:47:58.080 her Instagram

00:47:58.840 so i can roast her for you how do i not last five minutes how dare you cheat on my man

00:48:04.740 good question how do i not last five minutes something i've ever done that

00:48:09.760 i've been i've been coming up with a lot you know recently my my new gecko like um

00:48:17.980 you also don't like condoms so if you're about to bust when you're when you're hitting it raw

00:48:22.980 throw on a condom you're already hard you throw it on you keep going make her happy

00:48:28.340 You know

00:48:29.040 Give her the drill

00:48:30.100 Deep dick

00:48:30.580 You know

00:48:31.020 The bop bop bop bop bop

00:48:32.180 For

00:48:32.400 That's what you're giving him?

00:48:34.080 Yeah

00:48:34.440 Can you say it again?

00:48:35.640 I'm not going to

00:48:36.620 Give her the

00:48:39.560 The ground to pound

00:48:40.360 Got some rhythm in that shit

00:48:43.480 No

00:48:43.780 I'm dead ass though

00:48:45.420 Like you're hitting it raw

00:48:46.220 And then

00:48:47.160 Throw on a condom

00:48:47.880 When you're about to bust

00:48:48.560 And then

00:48:48.960 The sensitivity goes down

00:48:50.500 You feel more in control

00:48:51.600 And she's gonna have a great time

00:48:52.520 That's a great way

00:48:53.620 To go from 5 minutes

00:48:54.720 To like 15

00:48:55.500 Or Papa Viagra

00:48:56.380 Papa Viagra

00:48:57.680 but you're hard

00:48:59.820 I've ever busted really quick

00:49:01.100 yes we've talked about this

00:49:02.520 yeah like I've been

00:49:03.660 I've one pumped

00:49:04.400 yeah

00:49:05.140 I've one pumped

00:49:05.960 yeah

00:49:06.160 I've definitely yeah

00:49:07.000 like half a trigger

00:49:08.040 oh that's the worst man

00:49:09.760 and immediately thinking

00:49:11.140 like how do I

00:49:11.760 bro that I told you

00:49:12.920 this story right

00:49:13.380 yeah you told me this

00:49:14.060 bro

00:49:14.340 yeah

00:49:14.740 actually I'm not even

00:49:15.820 going to tell one

00:49:16.100 was it on the podcast

00:49:16.700 or

00:49:17.020 I don't think so

00:49:17.740 no

00:49:18.040 it was like

00:49:18.740 yes

00:49:20.140 no

00:49:20.820 what's the next question

00:49:22.180 no what tricks you have

00:49:26.900 like one thing I do

00:49:27.640 I start singing songs in my head

00:49:29.200 like

00:49:29.720 while you're pumping

00:49:31.260 like don't focus on her

00:49:32.920 start thinking

00:49:33.620 like what's a song

00:49:34.420 with a good rhythm

00:49:34.980 what was it

00:49:35.500 I think it was

00:49:35.860 Stayin' Alive

00:49:36.500 I was pumping

00:49:37.160 Stayin' Alive

00:49:38.100 Stayin' Alive

00:49:39.120 and you just

00:49:40.500 sing the whole song

00:49:41.680 and then you know

00:49:42.380 like that song's like

00:49:43.120 around 2-3 minutes

00:49:43.880 I can relax a little bit

00:49:44.900 I gave her another 2-3

00:49:45.900 you're good

00:49:47.180 you're now in

00:49:48.340 you only got

00:49:50.200 in a couple more minutes

00:49:50.860 why are you

00:49:51.260 Stayin' Alive

00:49:52.300 in your head

00:49:53.140 while you shut

00:49:53.780 it wasn't Stayin' Alive

00:49:54.820 it was a different song

00:49:55.740 but you know what I mean

00:49:56.540 um

00:49:57.660 my friend

00:49:58.720 he shagged this older woman

00:49:59.760 and he said that

00:50:00.920 while he was shagging her

00:50:02.140 he was telling her

00:50:02.580 he was like

00:50:02.760 yo I'm about to bust

00:50:03.480 like I can't handle it

00:50:04.340 and she said

00:50:05.500 open your mouth

00:50:06.260 he's like

00:50:07.420 what the fuck

00:50:07.820 she said yeah

00:50:08.040 open your mouth

00:50:08.600 and he opened his mouth

00:50:09.520 and she like

00:50:10.020 spat and like

00:50:11.360 like did some shit

00:50:12.520 like that

00:50:12.780 like some air

00:50:13.800 and he said like

00:50:15.120 he just went on

00:50:15.680 for another 20 minutes

00:50:16.480 so I don't know

00:50:18.040 if she has

00:50:18.340 because he was

00:50:18.800 extremely turned off

00:50:19.660 that an old bitch

00:50:20.540 spit in his mouth

00:50:21.260 that's why

00:50:21.780 I don't know

00:50:22.380 maybe it was like

00:50:22.980 a pressure point

00:50:23.600 this bitch is like

00:50:25.860 That's interesting, though.

00:50:27.580 She's either doing voodoo or she's like a Shaolin monk with some crazy pressure points.

00:50:30.680 I'll try that.

00:50:31.300 Why?

00:50:31.480 You can't try it on your own.

00:50:32.600 You need to ask your girl to do it.

00:50:33.840 What have you done?

00:50:34.680 I have so many, Matt.

00:50:35.640 I have so many.

00:50:36.220 I can go on.

00:50:37.140 I don't know.

00:50:38.880 I don't think about that.

00:50:39.980 If I come, I come.

00:50:41.060 Really?

00:50:41.600 Yeah.

00:50:42.180 I mean.

00:50:42.860 But what if you're with your wifey or something and you want to make her?

00:50:46.520 And then hopefully the motor starts running again.

00:50:51.260 I mean, it's hard to get the motor start running sometimes.

00:50:54.840 Like, yeah, sometimes you go two, three times, like, but sometimes it's like, all right,

00:50:57.980 I got it.

00:50:58.340 I got other shit to do, you know?

00:50:59.680 I want to move on.

00:51:01.720 Especially if you're in a relationship as the same girl.

00:51:03.760 It's like, man, this is.

00:51:05.040 Man, she just has to love you for you, man.

00:51:06.820 Nah, come on.

00:51:07.220 Some days you drink, you go back to back.

00:51:08.960 You want to please your woman, bro.

00:51:10.280 I think about your grandma.

00:51:12.460 I think about my grandma.

00:51:14.120 A hundred percent.

00:51:15.520 And I'm not the only, don't look at me like I'm weird.

00:51:17.200 You've looked at me like I'm weird like five times.

00:51:18.940 This is something, this is universal.

00:51:20.560 Because you just get progressively weirder.

00:51:21.500 This is universal.

00:51:22.660 Think about granny while you're fucking.

00:51:24.040 I've heard, like, think about puppies and shit, but...

00:51:26.020 Not puppies.

00:51:26.460 Does anybody...

00:51:27.040 People really do that?

00:51:28.380 I've thought about my grandma during sex more than I've thought about...

00:51:31.400 I feel like you're very giving.

00:51:33.420 You're a caring person.

00:51:34.180 Yeah.

00:51:34.420 You care a lot about her having satisfaction.

00:51:36.700 Yeah, especially if you're in a relationship.

00:51:37.900 You want to make her cum, man.

00:51:39.180 You want to...

00:51:39.860 Orgasms are like a...

00:51:41.080 To be fair, yeah.

00:51:41.400 When girls cum, it makes me hornier.

00:51:43.120 Yeah, dude.

00:51:44.540 Nothing feels better than that quivering and that she gets wetter and shit and she's really

00:51:49.300 turned on after she orgasms and then she'll do freaky shit.

00:51:51.780 And especially after you make her come, then you don't have the pressure and then you can

00:51:55.040 just come wherever you want.

00:51:56.060 And I said come like six times in a row.

00:51:58.700 I'm going to stop now.

00:52:00.060 Demonetized.

00:52:00.520 Yeah, fuck it.

00:52:01.060 On your first video.

00:52:02.180 On your first video.

00:52:03.200 This is going to be the trend because I'm just strictly doing this for clout.

00:52:07.980 No, you're not.

00:52:09.440 Rob says, is every relationship bound to be...

00:52:11.360 Do you want to read these?

00:52:13.260 It's from Rob.

00:52:14.900 My reading level is higher than yours as well.

00:52:16.560 Is every relationship bound to become mundane after the honeymoon period?

00:52:20.240 Ooh.

00:52:20.840 Very topical.

00:52:22.340 Very topical.

00:52:26.580 Mundane.

00:52:27.200 You got to spice it up, bro.

00:52:29.300 Yeah, just cheat.

00:52:33.560 You're saying that like, that's partially true.

00:52:36.360 I mean it, man.

00:52:36.980 I really don't think people are monogamous.

00:52:38.860 I think it's unnatural to be monogamous.

00:52:41.540 It's something you have to force yourself to do.

00:52:43.860 Because there's nobody who's in a comfortable relationship and doesn't think about cheating.

00:52:48.020 I don't believe that.

00:52:49.280 I think it's a temptation for every single person

00:52:51.880 And if it's a temptation

00:52:53.200 That's just something true to you

00:52:54.980 That you can't act on

00:52:56.120 You're pushing down feelings

00:52:57.600 It's like people suppressing being gay

00:52:59.420 Just with monogamy

00:53:01.420 You're pushing it down

00:53:03.460 I think it's unnatural

00:53:05.760 So is it mundane

00:53:07.140 It can be if you just do the

00:53:09.960 Generic relationship that you've seen

00:53:11.980 With your parents and with everyone else

00:53:13.120 You gotta spice it up

00:53:13.880 Have a threesome

00:53:14.620 The most real shit I ever heard

00:53:17.780 was for my spanish teacher miss lanigan in 11th grade or 12th grade because she had gotten out

00:53:23.320 of a bad relationship and i don't know why she felt the need to share this with the entire class

00:53:26.320 but we were just talking about relationships and she had been cheated on and all that

00:53:30.100 and then she found a new man she's like like i don't care if my man cheats on me but as long

00:53:34.260 as he doesn't let me find out because i think like yeah once you stop caring about your girl

00:53:39.860 that's when like you get lazy and then you let her find out you know what i mean yeah that's

00:53:43.000 when you like forget to delete messages and shit but if you care for her and you really just need

00:53:45.860 to like release your tension

00:53:46.900 and it's not a love

00:53:48.120 for the other girl

00:53:48.700 it's like literally

00:53:49.360 just a fuck

00:53:49.960 cause guys are better

00:53:51.040 at separating sex

00:53:52.040 from emotions

00:53:52.560 so like

00:53:53.860 I can bang a girl

00:53:54.740 and literally

00:53:55.120 I will not think about you

00:53:55.940 for the rest of my life

00:53:56.480 I don't even remember

00:53:57.020 half the girls

00:53:57.460 you know what I mean

00:53:58.440 like I don't think

00:53:59.240 about them ever

00:53:59.780 but if I like a girl

00:54:00.740 then it's like emotion

00:54:01.960 you know what I mean

00:54:02.300 you can separate

00:54:03.060 the two easily

00:54:03.760 I shouldn't say this shit

00:54:06.040 maybe I shouldn't say this shit

00:54:06.940 nah say it bro

00:54:07.640 give me some clout

00:54:08.740 nah I don't wanna say it man

00:54:12.600 nah I think I know

00:54:13.400 what you're gonna say

00:54:13.800 don't say it

00:54:14.200 I don't wanna say it

00:54:15.000 Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it.

00:54:18.420 Yeah, fuck it.

00:54:19.200 All right, next question, fuck it.

00:54:21.220 I need your code.

00:54:22.460 Man, it sucks, man.

00:54:23.440 Like, her family might watch this and I don't want it.

00:54:26.400 Nah.

00:54:27.080 She told her family about it?

00:54:28.300 Yeah.

00:54:29.020 They know you do YouTube?

00:54:30.000 Mm-hmm.

00:54:30.840 Her mom saw some of my videos.

00:54:34.300 Your videos aren't bad, though.

00:54:35.640 Yeah.

00:54:36.260 Yeah, you're chilling.

00:54:37.500 This one might fuck you.

00:54:39.780 Should I just go down the line?

00:54:41.000 Yeah.

00:54:42.680 This one.

00:54:43.780 No, I don't want to read Jerd, man.

00:54:45.160 Come on, read Jerd.

00:54:46.700 Poor Jerd.

00:54:47.340 I'm sorry.

00:54:49.140 I just read Western society, white female in Western society.

00:54:52.540 Come on, it might be good.

00:54:53.640 It has been hard to find a relationship as an Asian male with a white female.

00:54:56.540 Oh, you almost didn't read Jerd.

00:54:58.180 Let me read this one.

00:54:58.960 Fuck out of here.

00:54:59.860 Jerd says, it has been hard to find a relationship as an Asian male with a white female in Western society.

00:55:06.940 Should I try some new game or is it hopeless?

00:55:08.660 Bro, why the fuck are you only trying to fuck white bitches?

00:55:10.440 right what that's what he said he said because if you fuck white bitches it shows that you're

00:55:17.760 you're dominating the colonizer oh yeah you could relate to this right yeah hell yeah bro

00:55:22.080 fucking white bitches feel so much better because you feel like it's you're doing something you're

00:55:24.760 not supposed to you're taking a prize you're taking a cheeky you know what i mean like her

00:55:28.400 dad looks at you and he's like aren't you supposed to be on the other side of the wall yeah i'm here

00:55:33.780 i'm inside of some walls and it's not that one and she feels like she's doing something wrong too

00:55:38.120 like she's

00:55:38.720 yeah yeah

00:55:39.580 it's definitely like

00:55:40.260 a rebellious thing

00:55:41.040 yeah but when you're Asian

00:55:42.860 like you don't really get that

00:55:43.900 you're not really

00:55:44.480 betraying anybody

00:55:45.640 by fucking an Asian guy

00:55:46.740 so we don't get that

00:55:47.860 we don't get that betrayal

00:55:49.000 but I thought Asians

00:55:50.000 like saw people

00:55:51.020 in western society

00:55:51.780 as like the most beautiful

00:55:52.580 right but I'm saying

00:55:53.280 the white girl

00:55:53.760 the white girl's fucking you

00:55:54.680 because she's doing

00:55:55.340 something wrong

00:55:55.920 a white girl doesn't

00:55:56.900 fuck an Asian guy

00:55:57.620 to disobey her parents

00:55:58.600 she fucks an Asian guy

00:55:59.400 because she wants a husband

00:56:00.220 and she wants her math

00:56:01.540 homework done

00:56:01.960 she wants that

00:56:02.540 you know what I'm saying

00:56:03.380 I'm scared of stories

00:56:04.780 so just don't try

00:56:07.420 to fuck a white girl

00:56:08.100 i guess i mean i went through this i could totally relate to that man when i was like fifth grade i

00:56:12.360 remember thinking like white girls just don't like me i was like feeling hate like i genuinely felt

00:56:16.560 like hate because i felt like i'm not going to be accepted because i'm asian um they're all racist

00:56:22.680 they don't like asian guys because of stereotypes you know most asian guys go through that shit

00:56:26.920 i think that's true though i feel like in the hierarchy of what

00:56:31.540 types of like skin colors and races are aesthetically pleasing i think that asians

00:56:38.600 aren't like top tier like tier one to you to like the western culture because that's what he's trying

00:56:44.280 to get yeah because everyone thinks we have small dicks that's it dude that's 100 have you seen an

00:56:50.460 asian guy in any movie like if you watch any movie from before 2010 small dick small remember

00:56:56.820 hangovers they don't like portray them here as being that you know i mean being like something

00:57:02.840 unattainable or something beautiful the way that they show fucking we're emasculated completely

00:57:07.440 yeah yeah but it's also the fault of asian culture like guys in japan all they do is work and then

00:57:12.680 they don't even have the energy to fuck their wives they go to fuck like dolls and school girls

00:57:17.480 you you don't know what i'm talking about no i do somewhat no i do yeah but i mean

00:57:23.180 we've been emasculated completely

00:57:26.020 and even though like

00:57:26.920 Asian countries themselves

00:57:28.380 they have their problem

00:57:29.160 trying to emasculate their men

00:57:30.460 that comes over to

00:57:31.740 to America

00:57:32.840 and now every Asian guy here

00:57:34.160 is seen as a pussy

00:57:34.800 and so

00:57:35.760 this guy's trying to get

00:57:37.160 some white pussy but

00:57:37.920 not working

00:57:39.220 long day

00:57:39.940 what's your

00:57:40.720 what's your advice

00:57:41.400 to get the white pussy

00:57:42.720 I mean bro

00:57:45.480 the advice is not even

00:57:46.400 just white pussy

00:57:47.000 it's just any girl in general

00:57:48.120 if you can just

00:57:48.660 make them feel comfortable

00:57:49.580 around you

00:57:50.080 without being creepy

00:57:51.300 or like bringing up

00:57:51.980 sex too early

00:57:52.660 or anything sexual eventually it'll just come up but this guy is probably doing that he's getting

00:57:57.560 friend zoned if you're like that you have to do it the right way you gotta be flirty with it the

00:58:02.240 whole time yeah yeah man like some light touches some touchings like here you know i mean like

00:58:06.140 in places that are invasive asians can be cold dude asians are like a lot of people are pretty

00:58:10.820 cold and like i mean that sense of humor that's something you have to get over yourself yeah i

00:58:15.760 guess yeah because in brazilian culture we're all very touchy you know i mean they're very friendly

00:58:19.040 social yeah i was thinking about this recently like do you know a lot of chinese people who are

00:58:24.460 like funny i don't know a lot of chinese people period yeah but i'm just saying like the sense

00:58:31.260 of humor is different so the whole flirting game becomes different as well maxine says what's the

00:58:36.520 point of dating relationships and junk what's the point of dating slash relationships in general

00:58:40.500 they seem to be more of a headache than what they're worth but also the only point to life

00:58:44.300 at the same time

00:58:45.100 I mean yeah

00:58:46.900 I guess the main goal

00:58:47.860 in life

00:58:48.260 biologically

00:58:48.740 is reproduction

00:58:49.580 so you kind of need

00:58:50.540 that at some point

00:58:51.520 I think

00:58:51.940 reproduction

00:58:54.280 I think like

00:58:55.260 as animals

00:58:55.940 what are animals

00:58:56.920 built to do

00:58:57.560 that's not the pure objective

00:58:58.820 that's like one of it

00:58:59.740 is to spread the sea

00:59:00.680 but

00:59:00.920 I think that's like

00:59:01.920 if you look

00:59:03.200 biologically

00:59:04.260 like as animals

00:59:05.060 that's the

00:59:05.780 that's the goal

00:59:06.500 that's fair

00:59:07.820 you think that fucking

00:59:08.740 pigs are worried

00:59:09.320 about happiness

00:59:09.860 no they just

00:59:11.320 fuck

00:59:12.020 yeah but they like

00:59:12.900 rolling around in mud

00:59:13.820 Yeah, they roll it on mud and they fuck and make more pigs.

00:59:16.380 They like good food.

00:59:17.420 They like being happy.

00:59:18.340 They don't like good food.

00:59:19.160 They slop.

00:59:20.460 They like to eat good.

00:59:21.800 Yeah, okay, whatever, but I don't think...

00:59:24.140 So you're saying the main goal...

00:59:25.340 Every time if you put a fine-ass pig right in front of a male pig and you put some slop

00:59:29.960 to the left, he's going to eat the slop?

00:59:32.360 If that pig's looking thick, like it's looking right...

00:59:35.400 The tail's all curly.

00:59:36.680 Perfect curl.

00:59:37.460 Oof.

00:59:38.860 Yeah, he's going for the pig tail.

00:59:41.140 We're the same thing.

00:59:43.600 What's the question again?

00:59:44.460 Read it.

00:59:46.840 Are we still on, Judd?

00:59:48.400 Another one after.

00:59:50.400 Maxie.

00:59:51.440 Yeah, what's the point of dating?

00:59:52.720 Relationships in general

00:59:53.380 only seem to be more of a headache

00:59:54.300 than what they're worth,

00:59:55.020 but the only point of life

00:59:55.760 at the same time.

00:59:56.240 What's the point of dating?

00:59:58.680 Point of dating?

01:00:00.060 There is no point.

01:00:00.860 Be a thought.

01:00:01.460 You know, just...

01:00:02.380 Fuck whatever you want.

01:00:03.180 Do whatever you want.

01:00:04.080 Well, no, the point is dating

01:00:05.100 is to escape loneliness.

01:00:06.880 It's to be with someone

01:00:08.040 when you're fucking alone and bored.

01:00:10.480 That's it.

01:00:10.820 It's just companionship.

01:00:12.180 That's the point.

01:00:13.600 yeah having someone to confide in that because like you have your boys but you can't tell your

01:00:18.120 boys certain shit that you can tell your girl and that you can't tell your parents you know

01:00:21.220 what i mean you can tell your boys and they'll be like yeah damn that's crazy

01:00:23.920 damn dude what damn you want to hit like fuck yeah i guess i do no way dude no girl you could

01:00:34.460 be like cuddling naked and then you confess your feelings she's like oh she cares it's someone

01:00:38.660 It's unconditional support.

01:00:41.080 Yeah.

01:00:41.600 Girls are weird.

01:00:43.020 Don't support me.

01:00:45.140 What do you do?

01:00:45.940 You don't want like a little support system?

01:00:47.500 Like someone to fall back on?

01:00:50.020 I don't want to go into me again.

01:00:52.080 Oh, me, me, me.

01:00:53.260 On your channel.

01:00:54.360 Oh, me, me, me.

01:00:55.040 Let's talk about...

01:00:55.840 Why don't we talk a little bit about Jerd?

01:00:57.200 Okay, fine.

01:00:57.780 How about what Jerd feels?

01:00:59.480 What Jerd feels like he wants to...

01:01:00.960 Moist Smith.

01:01:04.000 What do you think makes someone good in bed?

01:01:06.780 I think that's so like...

01:01:08.540 people try too hard

01:01:10.540 to do kinky shit

01:01:11.620 so they can be like

01:01:12.240 I'm a freak

01:01:12.800 yeah you're fucking lying

01:01:13.760 you don't like that

01:01:14.700 you know what I mean

01:01:15.540 they don't like

01:01:16.140 like if a bitch is a cartwheel

01:01:17.300 and lands on my cock

01:01:18.060 like okay

01:01:18.520 the end game was the same

01:01:19.720 yeah

01:01:20.100 like you didn't need

01:01:21.020 to do a backflip

01:01:21.620 that's cool that you can

01:01:22.900 do a backflip

01:01:23.340 but you didn't need

01:01:23.780 to do the backflip

01:01:24.380 I still just want the pussy

01:01:26.400 you know

01:01:26.800 yeah

01:01:27.160 brothers

01:01:28.340 I don't know

01:01:28.920 being good at sex

01:01:29.720 I guess

01:01:29.980 girls like that shit

01:01:30.720 so you should

01:01:31.220 try to get good at sex

01:01:32.640 just pull her hair

01:01:34.380 choke her

01:01:34.820 all these girls

01:01:35.380 are getting choked nowadays

01:01:36.060 yeah they do

01:01:36.620 they do

01:01:37.360 You know what I think about

01:01:39.380 Do girls like

01:01:40.320 When you're fucking them

01:01:41.020 Do you ever call girls

01:01:41.900 Like sluts or shit

01:01:42.660 Like you're a whore

01:01:43.280 That's a white people thing

01:01:44.180 Yeah I've never done that

01:01:44.900 That's a white people thing

01:01:45.700 I don't remember

01:01:47.240 Yeah I've never done that

01:01:48.480 I don't know if girls

01:01:48.720 Even like that shit

01:01:48.900 I don't like the urge

01:01:50.040 Some girls do like

01:01:50.820 Yeah

01:01:51.180 But I just

01:01:52.120 I've never

01:01:52.580 I've been with girls

01:01:53.460 Who wanted that

01:01:54.120 Like I could tell

01:01:54.700 Like slap me

01:01:55.500 Hit me

01:01:55.980 She would

01:01:56.520 Those type girls

01:01:57.400 Would love if you called them

01:01:58.260 Like yeah you're my little slut

01:01:59.280 Call me daddy

01:02:00.360 Shit like that

01:02:00.840 It's a little forced

01:02:02.180 Like when I do it

01:02:02.820 I'm like okay

01:02:03.380 You've had a girl

01:02:04.760 Tell her to hit you

01:02:05.720 Hit her

01:02:06.160 Yeah, like scream it, like hit me, hit me harder, harder, hit me.

01:02:09.100 And like Toby was sleeping in the other dorm and I'm like, pull off the elbow pad, give her the people's elbows.

01:02:17.380 She was making me slap her so hard, like I could hear Toby wake up.

01:02:20.580 Like Toby was taking a nap and I'm like, okay.

01:02:22.760 And Toby like got out of bed, like that's how loud.

01:02:24.820 You hear numbers dialing next door, like yeah, I think something's going on.

01:02:29.020 I've had a girl tell me to hit her, but I just didn't hit her.

01:02:31.040 I was like, I'm not going to do that.

01:02:32.120 No?

01:02:32.540 No, I didn't want to hit her.

01:02:33.200 You ever hit a girl?

01:02:33.680 You're talking about you, Tori?

01:02:35.020 It's different.

01:02:36.160 Want to tell that?

01:02:37.340 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:02:39.100 I'm not going to tell that.

01:02:41.880 Alright, any weird sex stories, any situation where you or a girl did something weird or awkward that just killed the whole mood?

01:02:48.820 During sex?

01:02:49.680 Yeah.

01:02:51.340 I have a good one, but it's not me.

01:02:53.360 It's this girl that I used to live with, and she's bad, she's cool as fuck.

01:02:56.820 And she said that as she was shagging, like the kid was drunk, and she pulled up to his house.

01:03:01.460 and he was just like

01:03:04.080 passed out

01:03:05.680 and she was just kind of laying there and he couldn't really move

01:03:08.340 and she was

01:03:09.380 a level below him

01:03:12.120 so her, think about if her head

01:03:14.360 was by his waist and she was just kind of laying there

01:03:15.940 because like what the fuck she's gonna do, she's passed out

01:03:17.600 and she said

01:03:18.680 she felt his big toe like try to finger

01:03:22.240 because he just couldn't move anything else

01:03:24.480 and she's like

01:03:26.180 it just got up

01:03:28.340 he tried to toe her

01:03:29.440 yeah

01:03:29.840 and I even like

01:03:31.500 I've never even

01:03:32.200 thought about that

01:03:33.040 like logistic

01:03:34.180 I had never thought

01:03:35.100 of that as a possibility

01:03:36.040 yeah and you have to

01:03:36.700 use the big toe

01:03:37.180 because it's the only one

01:03:37.640 you have control over it

01:03:38.500 yeah you can't really

01:03:39.760 win with the others

01:03:40.580 yeah

01:03:40.920 you're big toeing or

01:03:41.760 nah it's gotta be the big

01:03:43.340 you can't separate the others

01:03:44.540 that's what I'm saying

01:03:44.940 you're foot fisting

01:03:45.720 gotta be big toe

01:03:46.800 and then she

01:03:48.060 what'd she do

01:03:48.520 she just dibs

01:03:49.100 yeah she just dibs

01:03:49.860 bro what did you expect

01:03:50.700 her to do

01:03:51.100 wow

01:03:52.440 that was weird right

01:03:54.140 yeah

01:03:54.440 I've never tried to

01:03:56.120 toe him bro

01:03:56.640 what was going through his mind

01:03:57.400 he was just hooking

01:03:58.660 I need the posse.

01:04:02.060 Gotcha, bitch.

01:04:05.520 Yeah, that shit's crazy.

01:04:07.200 No, I don't have any really weird sex-to-reviews.

01:04:09.500 I mean, nutting quickly is one, but that's not that weird.

01:04:13.580 The weirdest part is always just the post-nut clarity.

01:04:15.760 And you're like, what am I doing here?

01:04:17.080 Yeah.

01:04:18.740 Yeah, just figure out how to escape and how to get her out.

01:04:21.340 It's always awkward.

01:04:22.380 I don't know if that's what you meant by weird.

01:04:23.820 That's not weird.

01:04:24.340 That's just kind of uncomfortable.

01:04:26.200 No, I'm a regular dude, man.

01:04:27.720 I'm not...

01:04:28.340 What do you mean?

01:04:28.840 Weird.

01:04:29.380 I mean, like, sometimes you hear, like, fart noises when you fuck,

01:04:32.220 because, like, if you're, like, your chest...

01:04:33.360 That's normal.

01:04:33.780 Yeah, it's just you laugh it off.

01:04:34.940 At first, it's kind of like, whoa.

01:04:36.260 The first time, yeah, maybe.

01:04:37.400 Yeah.

01:04:37.780 Or, like, you hear a girl queef.

01:04:40.000 I thought that'd be a turn-off, but I kind of like it,

01:04:42.120 like, hearing a girl queef.

01:04:43.280 Oh, yeah?

01:04:43.760 When you pull out.

01:04:44.540 You like when she hits you with the remix?

01:04:46.460 What?

01:04:48.280 All right.

01:04:51.260 Sway, sway, sway.

01:04:52.360 In the morning.

01:04:52.880 In the morning.

01:04:57.720 Mohammed, I was almost saying his last name.

01:05:00.700 Should you have kids or not?

01:05:01.920 Why can't you fuck certain people if it's just for pleasure?

01:05:03.940 You can fuck whoever you want, whenever you want.

01:05:05.980 Slow down the question.

01:05:06.660 Wait, wait, wait.

01:05:07.280 Are these two separate questions?

01:05:08.600 These are two separate questions.

01:05:10.140 Should you have kids or not?

01:05:12.220 That's one question.

01:05:13.880 Yes.

01:05:14.260 Just not answering that.

01:05:15.160 Just do whatever you want, man.

01:05:16.040 If you want to have kids, ask kids.

01:05:17.820 Why can't you fuck certain people if it's just for pleasure?

01:05:20.300 You can.

01:05:21.740 Always.

01:05:22.020 What are you asking?

01:05:22.640 Whenever you want.

01:05:23.680 If it's just for pleasure and they consent, you can fuck.

01:05:25.840 yeah i don't know what you're asking cj says is it a bad idea to hook up with the next

01:05:31.360 no go do it do it i know you want to i know you want to yeah especially yeah yeah you break up

01:05:38.740 with her she break up with you she broke up with you that's even more of a power move

01:05:41.440 then it kind of erases the breakup it's like move now yeah it's one one and now you got to

01:05:47.640 be toxic then you open the nico book yeah yeah fuck your ex fuck your ex and tell her you love

01:05:52.600 world's about it anyways

01:05:54.820 ask her to marry you and then know it

01:05:57.020 don't pull up to the wedding

01:05:57.800 just don't show up

01:05:59.100 quote from your turning 20 video

01:06:01.780 alright I'm about to quote myself

01:06:03.820 quote from your turning 20 video

01:06:06.540 tell me that's going to feel good

01:06:08.360 because at that point

01:06:10.580 you're only doing it for validation

01:06:11.740 I'm talking about sex in this video

01:06:14.720 and how people do it for validation

01:06:16.220 then Colin says

01:06:18.160 has your perspective on this evolved at all

01:06:20.160 over the last one and a half years since that video

01:06:21.980 how do you make sure

01:06:23.020 you're doing something

01:06:23.620 for the right reason

01:06:24.340 and not just to feel validated

01:06:26.220 I'm just going to let you

01:06:27.820 take that one

01:06:28.400 post-nut clarity

01:06:29.240 like if you

01:06:30.860 don't want to run away

01:06:32.100 after you nut

01:06:32.800 then you like the girl

01:06:33.680 that's it

01:06:35.200 simple as that

01:06:36.400 otherwise you're just

01:06:37.820 doing it for the

01:06:38.640 little nut

01:06:39.200 one day a friend of mine

01:06:40.060 told me that

01:06:40.700 if you can

01:06:41.620 jerk off to the girl

01:06:43.220 then you don't really like her

01:06:44.320 if you can jerk off to her

01:06:46.900 you don't like her

01:06:47.440 but you're not

01:06:48.540 like really in love with her

01:06:49.440 I don't know where

01:06:51.380 the correlation is

01:06:52.300 but that's always

01:06:53.420 stuck out in my mind

01:06:54.060 I don't know why

01:06:54.520 he probably doesn't

01:06:55.100 remember telling me that

01:06:55.940 but I vividly remember

01:06:56.780 telling me that

01:06:57.360 it's probably not

01:06:58.020 completely true

01:06:58.620 but there's some

01:06:59.140 truth to that

01:06:59.560 it's like a folklore

01:07:00.140 if you could jerk

01:07:01.580 off to her

01:07:02.000 yeah

01:07:02.340 I don't even think

01:07:04.920 it's worth going

01:07:05.320 too deep into

01:07:05.840 but just keep that

01:07:06.460 in your mind

01:07:06.920 there's a notice

01:07:09.380 on here

01:07:09.740 Vincent says

01:07:10.380 less of a question

01:07:11.020 on the topic

01:07:11.560 but more for you

01:07:12.320 and Cass

01:07:12.800 what drives you

01:07:13.780 to want to commit

01:07:14.320 to the person

01:07:14.840 you're talking to

01:07:15.540 slash seeing

01:07:16.120 how do you decide

01:07:17.200 that you're confident

01:07:17.820 enough to commit

01:07:18.560 to that one

01:07:19.080 potential relationship

01:07:20.140 that's a good question

01:07:21.080 how do you move from talking well you haven't been in a relationship um

01:07:26.200 girls don't like me girls don't like me no i like that one day one day one day

01:07:34.060 um if you just like her man it's just it's just uh it's not something you can answer it's just

01:07:39.480 an innate feeling if you feel like it's right and you want to do it and it doesn't feel like

01:07:43.480 it's hard work the best feel like the great thing about this relationship and i'm in now is it just

01:07:48.340 doesn't feel like any work it doesn't feel like i'm like with a couple of my exes sometimes i had

01:07:52.460 to like perform a little bit you know like you're kind of going out of your element to do what she

01:07:57.300 wants of a man and it's just like now you're not being yourself and it gets exhausting but now i'm

01:08:02.040 just like my pure shitty self all the time and i don't have to worry it's just it's so perfect

01:08:08.760 that's dope i love that man like that's that's my real advice if you don't have to try if you have

01:08:13.520 to if you have to try too much like yeah relationships need work like you need to

01:08:18.520 think of the other person but you have to try like it feels like oh i don't want to if it ever

01:08:22.640 feels like it's it's an effort to hang out with her or like sit next to her hold her hand or shit

01:08:27.400 then don't but if it just comes naturally if you want to be around her genuinely then that's the

01:08:32.720 one i feel like a lot of times when you're younger you want like if you're trying to find a girlfriend

01:08:36.280 you want them to be like your homie you know i mean you want them to be like your boys your

01:08:39.160 girlfriend's not going to be like your boys they're two different things so like you have

01:08:42.120 to appreciate what they bring to the table and if it's something that appeals to you and you don't

01:08:45.120 get sick of then that's something you can you can't fuck a homie you can't fuck the homie bro

01:08:51.720 if you want the girl to be with the boy be like the boys just fuck the boys let's fuck the boys

01:08:55.620 bro you're gay just be gay it's okay these guys who like we want i want my girl to be to play 2k

01:09:04.320 i want her to have tattoos i want her to be like jordans as much as you got jordans like football

01:09:08.660 bro you want a dude

01:09:10.120 fuck a dude

01:09:11.220 that's not a girl

01:09:12.320 that's not what girls are

01:09:13.460 that's not

01:09:13.820 it's not a bad thing

01:09:14.520 just do it

01:09:15.200 yeah go with her

01:09:16.040 we're not gonna judge

01:09:16.700 we're just trying to find

01:09:17.420 what your heart wants

01:09:18.260 but your heart's asking for it

01:09:19.260 we're trying to give it to him

01:09:20.080 you're trying to give it to him

01:09:21.880 I said where first of all

01:09:23.360 so don't try to

01:09:23.840 point it just at me

01:09:24.620 because I said where

01:09:25.160 even though I fucked up

01:09:26.040 I put both of us

01:09:26.820 I put both of us

01:09:27.860 under the bus

01:09:28.380 I said we're trying to

01:09:29.560 give it to his heart

01:09:30.200 you know what I mean

01:09:30.520 what his heart wants

01:09:31.360 we're trying to find it for him

01:09:32.320 you can find what his heart wants

01:09:33.780 I'm gonna stay over here

01:09:34.880 Amanda says

01:09:36.300 if you're going to have

01:09:37.060 sex with someone do you think they should know if you're a virgin or not 100 100 100 does it matter

01:09:42.820 should you tell someone that you're a virgin i mean yeah if you're a virgin why would you want

01:09:47.120 to keep that i didn't tell the girl i was a virgin when i fucked her i actually told her the opposite

01:09:50.760 yeah i wasn't if you didn't know what the opposite was i told her i wasn't how were you

01:09:55.260 how long how was that it was in the car you told me about it yeah i told the story on your yeah

01:10:00.220 how long did it last though the sex yeah i don't remember bro it was like in eighth grade probably

01:10:04.780 like 10 minutes if you didn't remember then it was better than one pump so you did pretty well

01:10:10.200 it was great i mean i didn't do any work i just kind of sat in the back seat i mean that's kind

01:10:15.000 of true like the first time i had real sex like she didn't know that it was because the first time

01:10:19.480 i had sex was in the church but then it was like only a couple pumps that she had like rape ptsd so

01:10:24.340 i couldn't really it wasn't it was like i didn't tell you about this no you said it was in the

01:10:28.000 church yeah she she was raped before and so she had like ptsd so like as soon as i put it in she's

01:10:32.360 like ow ow ow and so i thought like i'm a fucking man dog my dick is so big i'm hurting this bitch

01:10:37.340 and she's literally had in there having flashbacks like fucking good fucking this and like she's

01:10:44.160 like twitching and stuff and i'm like whoa this feels good she's legitimately having ptsd

01:10:48.000 should they call you the wrong name you have no idea what's going on dude i did not care um it

01:10:52.980 took me a while to realize that but then the first time i did have sex like i didn't tell her i said

01:10:57.140 like oh yeah i'm the fuck and then like i did pretty well so i guess maybe you don't i mean

01:11:01.860 if we both didn't do that.

01:11:03.380 I would.

01:11:04.040 I mean...

01:11:05.200 Because I feel like girls,

01:11:06.060 if you're a virgin...

01:11:06.740 If you're a girl and you're a virgin,

01:11:07.560 the guy's going to find out.

01:11:08.780 The guy's going to know immediately

01:11:10.080 if you're a virgin

01:11:10.740 because you're going to bleed everywhere.

01:11:11.920 Sometimes you can pop your cherry

01:11:12.360 like through sports.

01:11:14.140 Yeah.

01:11:14.960 I've taken two girls' virginities

01:11:16.440 and there was no blood.

01:11:19.940 Yeah.

01:11:20.700 I took one.

01:11:21.880 I can think of it

01:11:22.340 off the top of my head.

01:11:22.840 Was she bleeding?

01:11:23.520 Yeah.

01:11:24.020 Yeah?

01:11:24.340 On my brother's bed.

01:11:25.320 So were those girls lying?

01:11:26.700 Were those girls lying?

01:11:28.220 No, I didn't think she was lying.

01:11:29.540 I didn't ask.

01:11:30.500 no the girls

01:11:31.720 the two girls that I fuck

01:11:32.820 oh were they lying

01:11:33.440 no they might not be

01:11:34.300 yeah

01:11:34.600 I don't really care

01:11:35.600 but your brother was pissed

01:11:37.220 he was fuming

01:11:38.020 yeah

01:11:38.460 so I didn't know how to get

01:11:39.300 blood off a sheet

01:11:40.180 but he just left it there

01:11:41.020 he didn't give you a little bit of

01:11:41.800 he just left the blood

01:11:42.920 you just left it there

01:11:45.660 you didn't even

01:11:46.380 what do you mean

01:11:48.060 you don't know how to get

01:11:48.600 blood off a sheet

01:11:49.180 just put him in the

01:11:49.720 fucking washing machine

01:11:50.680 what's the washing machine

01:11:51.560 that's relative

01:11:52.780 dude you're

01:11:53.480 what

01:11:55.140 she was mad

01:11:58.020 but she was bad

01:11:58.760 she's one of the baddest

01:11:59.320 girls I ever spent

01:11:59.800 Like, I know I do some psycho shit.

01:12:01.420 I'm a little weird.

01:12:02.040 But, like, you say some shit like that.

01:12:03.300 It's like, what is going through your head?

01:12:04.920 You know your brother's going to be pissed.

01:12:07.340 Yeah, but that's just brother shit.

01:12:08.680 That's not that deep.

01:12:09.680 That's pretty deep, man.

01:12:10.720 Leaving some random girl's blood all over.

01:12:12.640 It's crazy because I usually could have just took her to my bed.

01:12:16.080 Because they're literally next door.

01:12:17.120 I went past my door to go to his door.

01:12:19.900 We've talked about this.

01:12:21.180 This is weird.

01:12:22.440 That is weird that you would want to fuck where your brother sleeps.

01:12:25.860 No, it's a bigger bed.

01:12:27.200 It's a bigger room.

01:12:28.040 It does not.

01:12:28.540 It's a better ambience.

01:12:29.320 I would try

01:12:29.980 I would do everything

01:12:30.920 to avoid fucking

01:12:31.720 where family members

01:12:32.580 put their heads

01:12:33.180 no

01:12:34.880 you fucked in your parents

01:12:36.340 bed too right

01:12:37.000 yeah that shit is weird

01:12:38.540 yes you have

01:12:39.280 you 100% have

01:12:40.280 that I don't get it

01:12:41.680 I don't get it

01:12:42.300 bro who cares

01:12:43.120 I care

01:12:43.880 I would not want to fuck

01:12:46.040 my parents fuck in their bed

01:12:47.060 my parents probably

01:12:47.800 fucked in my bed

01:12:48.380 I don't know

01:12:49.080 your parents have not

01:12:50.000 fucked in your bed

01:12:50.560 that is some dark shit

01:12:51.720 that's dark

01:12:52.580 I don't think my parents

01:12:53.820 fuck anymore

01:12:54.240 they're tight

01:12:54.860 yeah

01:12:55.380 they're tight at each other

01:12:56.380 still together

01:12:56.880 yeah

01:12:58.000 I don't know for how long

01:12:59.040 though

01:12:59.420 they live together

01:13:00.120 yeah

01:13:00.620 well great way to end

01:13:03.400 talking about you

01:13:04.000 divorce

01:13:05.380 cheap divorce

01:13:08.500 yeah

01:13:09.020 fuck man

01:13:10.600 yeah alright

01:13:11.220 so that was the first video

01:13:12.160 I hope you liked it

01:13:13.400 still follow me

01:13:15.780 still

01:13:16.300 don't think I'm a piece of shit

01:13:17.920 even though I am

01:13:18.800 you're crazier than me man

01:13:20.360 I feel like

01:13:21.060 I am

01:13:21.400 but

01:13:21.720 I know how to mask it

01:13:23.240 better than you do

01:13:23.860 right yeah

01:13:24.460 and this part's getting cut out

SHNEAKO - April 26, 2020

Healthy Relationships are for Simps - Kinda Quality Podcast #15

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