SHNEAKO - April 26, 2020
Healthy Relationships are for Simps - Kinda Quality Podcast #15
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1 hour and 13 minutes
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227.57089
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193
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670
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184
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Summary
In this episode, we talk about clinginess and how to deal with it in a relationship. We discuss the difference between clingy and not clingy, how to handle it, and what it means to be clingy.
Transcript
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start whenever start whenever man you're the host all right what is that first youtube video
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gang gang gang gang gang gang and it's because you guys made me think that i could actually do this
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but nobody really gives a fuck they're here for no i got some brazilian dms i sent you them today
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there's been yeah the brazilians love this dude that's a layup that's a layup brazilian guy like
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it's a cultural thing come to brazilia it's more like cash bring sneaker to brazilia but it's
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all right though give me like three months be flexible three months all right so basically
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what we're gonna do is gonna be the same kind of format we're gonna read dms that i asked for you
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guys on twitter none of you follow me but it's a relationship show we need to get that you haven't
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said that one time yet we're talking about sex love relationships uh we have some advice requests
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from cast i have some questions from patreon we're gonna talk about them and i'm so much better
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hosting because i just think you're gonna do that on my channel right now just crank that out in
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like five seconds i had to ah yeah we're gonna do a little bit of that you got some right so let's
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get right into it let's get right into it all right i'm gonna pull out the first question so
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this was a dm i'm not gonna say their names just for obvious reasons people were a little bit shy
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about that one so this girl said we're gonna call her tabitha tabitha said i haven't been in a
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relationship in a long time but even just talking to guys i think they get freaked out on how
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on 100 i can be sometimes i don't know what that means i've been talking to a guy for a little
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over two months we and i asked and i asked what are we type of question yesterday he told me i'm
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not looking for anything serious where do guys stand with love some seem so against relationships
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and love i don't get it okay i don't know exactly what type of girl this is so she's saying like
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guys think i'm too on 100 that just means that she's way too forward and probably just like guys
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like all right chill i'm just trying to smash and she thinks she's being like really truthful but
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it's probably just like just like tone it down a couple i think she's just never been cuffed in
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her life so i mean i think she if to ask like a what are we type question
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did you have a girlfriend in high school like before high school or high school
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Or was it like some stupid little, my friend asked her out and then he also broke up with
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It was, you know, a little more than that, but a little less than a relationship.
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Did you text her like, let's go hug by the stairs?
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Or was it like you guys were actually in a relationship?
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I'm saying people who don't have that earlier, I feel like once they get to a certain age,
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Not that they get clingy, but they look hard to be in a relationship.
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You don't think that she sounds clingy, like a little bit?
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But if he's with her for two months, then she can't be that clingy.
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No one's surviving clinginess for two months.
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But if a girl's clingy, you're fucking for two months?
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So first of all, I think she's clingy because she said...
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Two months in, and her response to that wasn't like, what did I do wrong?
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it was what do guys think about love she's generalizing all guys as if we don't understand
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love because she can't get in a relationship so i think she's clinging because she's making this
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a gender thing rather than just like a me thing i think we might have different definitions of
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what clingy is what's your definition clingy for me is like she's breathing on you like
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won't give you some space to yourself i think just pressing you asking what are we is a clinging
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question if you have to ask like after two months you don't you shouldn't have to ask that question
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it should be understood if you have to ask that question then the relationship level is not even
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one person has more power than the other she wants him more than he wants her all right welcome to
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the sneeko toxic manual and you know you don't agree with me like if you like like with me in
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the lily my new girlfriend like type thing we never had to discuss that which was so like
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refreshing because before i was like all right which one like she would ask me i would ask her
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like is this relation what is this it's with her it's just like all right yeah today do you feel
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any pressure to ask like formally to ask her yeah no because it's mutually understood there's no
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reason to ask that question because we're already that deep into the relationship yeah but you guys
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are more involved i feel like regular girls are like no i'm not gonna teach you until you ask me
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take me to olive garden and put the ring on the breadstick that's regular girls but that's a
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stupid mentality i mean maybe i just found it yeah she's dope that was cool yeah maybe you just
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found a unicorn all right so you have you you've been through that conversation in all your
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relations you've had like that discussion like this is a relationship we're exclusive now we
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have to hold hands no because i've never really been exclusive like that you've never had like a
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no i've never really had a girlfriend girlfriend but you've never had that that questions never
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it came up no i feel like i feel like i give off the the vibe from the rip that it's not gonna be
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it's just not it it's not gonna be that yeah it's more like we're having fun and i'm charming but
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you'll see if another girl walks in that i'm also i mean i'm not only charming for you
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it's just against my nature right if someone new comes in i'm gonna entertain them
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and they're they're aware of that right from the get-go i think if you know me then you know
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yeah all right all right so this is a guy perspective i figured we go one guy one girl
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oh i was gonna say this wait so girls know from the get-go that you're like a fuck boy and so
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this is not gonna be a thing i think so right so don't you use that to your advantage like
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you've never used the fuck boy with the heart of gold thing like okay i'm a fuck boy but like oh
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you make me understand that like oh women aren't objects like i use that all the time because you're
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toxic i'm like man i just be fucking these bitches with you there's something special about you and
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oh oh and then you get pussy like it that's just the way you put the toilet seat up for me after
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you pee nah bro i try my hardest to not be manipulative you know what i mean like if i'm
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not gonna date you i try my hardest to not make you think that i'm gonna date you because i just
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feel like that's just shit from my part if i lead you on to make you think that i'm gonna love you
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and you're gonna be in a relationship with me and i just fuck you off so i'd rather you just know
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Me and this person have been talking for three months.
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I literally pay for everything when we go out.
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And she always says, I'm such a good guy, whatever the fuck that means.
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I tried to bring up relationships to her one day and she said she can't right now.
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I just don't understand how we've been hanging out with each other for so long
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She sends so many mixed signals and I do so much for her.
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He's paying for everything as if he's the boyfriend
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because he thinks that it's going to go somewhere and she's not and she's just fucking around to get
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free fucking food all right so she's manipulating she's manipulating yes but he's also being a
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pussy falling for it because he's he's kind of aware of her tricks like oh whatever that means
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good guy but he's falling for it he's like knowingly falling for it but he still is too
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pussy to get out of it you know like he likes this halfway relationship more than he likes being
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alone so he's gonna stay please don't guy i don't know yeah he probably hasn't again probably hasn't
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had a real relationship to reference so this is the closest thing he's gotten to like do you know
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i have a girlfriend yeah so do you actually know yeah yeah i know this is true and i know exactly
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what everything's talking about so am i being kind of accurate right now yeah you're being
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pretty accurate i'm so good i'm the best all right yeah he said uh i really care about her
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but i never know what she's thinking does she like me or not that's the question does she like
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me or not she likes you but she likes fucking with you because she knows she can get away with
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it yeah she likes someone she can control yeah she's leading you you're in she has all the power
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right now and i guarantee you if a real one pulls up you're out of luck it's you're asked out she's
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gonna look for an alpha male and then the first alpha male comes up she's fucking him bro even
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like paying for shit i think that's so outdated yeah you know that's funny like uh my girlfriend
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now she makes more money than me and like on the the one minute podcast i had this conversation
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with the guy and he's like would you date a woman if she made more money than you like would you be
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okay with that i thought about it and i said no like overall like i'd rather be the the man of
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the relationship but she makes more money than me she's quite a bit older she's she's 26 i'm 21
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but still like and at first like when i was trying to get laid i would pay for everything
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pay for you know just depleted the bank account yeah just i invested like 800 it was an investment
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a pussy investment and now now that we're like in a thing you know we split and you're slowly
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trying to get the money back yeah so if it's 15 bucks she's paying eight you're paying yeah exactly
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exactly just recuperate it slowly right now now now it's about 50 50 like pretty much like well
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it's not like i'm have to be the man all the time which is nice man i i retract saying that you know
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i think it's okay if you're but i wouldn't be a stay-at-home dad i was about to ask you those
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And then you have to grab your wife's hair
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he's holding me he's so strong that's like half of it dude come on you know that being a stay-at-home
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dad is like dries up pussy immediately i feel like you have to have a different kind of sauce
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to become a stay-at-home dad you have to you have to be cut from a different cloth to pull that one
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have you met stay-at-home dads i don't think they are the biggest pussies i've met they're just like
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bearded hipsters who found like a progressive wife and she thinks that that that's what she
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wants like a liberal progressive guy but that's not and it's just like a lame dude with a beard
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you're like props to you i couldn't do it the king of toxicity you think you could do that really
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i don't think i personally could do it i don't think i'm built like that it just sounds like
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it sounds ideal yeah i don't i feel i wouldn't get fulfillment out of life anymore man just
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staying like now look we're quarantined right now how bored are you bro i'm so fucking bored
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imagine doing that every day but with three kids i'd be like less bored you would be
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It's just like, this is a, I could see why this works.
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of reaching like what you're really gonna go all that work for a ten dollar meal nah she fucked
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with me she still fucks with me she hits me up because obviously i don't make a scene about
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anything you know what i mean i just kind of think you got finessed man i just think that's
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i feel finessed a little bit i feel played you didn't get ahead nah we kissed like after the
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date yeah you didn't get finessed man you really didn't get finessed that's just normal so many
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girls say that like like you can't fuck till the third date yeah i went out with my ex like before
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cause she kept wanting drinks and I'm like alright the more
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see that that's that's a fucking hypocritical thing about title nine bullshit like you can't
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fuck when you're drunk if you're both drunk who is raping who huh what do you mean bro
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i mean who is rape if you're both drunk i don't think title nine that's what it means i think
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it's like title that's part of it that's part of hearing how do you judge that if you're both
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already drunk and you fuck i feel like in general the guy's always more coherent just because you're
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bigger and your alcohol content's larger your i mean your tolerance so if you're unless you're
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fucking with like some bitches that are really responsible drinkers but i can call it
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responsible drinkers no but don't you see the hypocrisy there no i see the hypocrisy
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yeah i also see where the title nine people come from i think it exists for a reason
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because some people are some people are creepy with that shit though some dudes you've seen
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at parties especially when we went to school some dudes are creepy with that shit sure
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yeah you see them like praying like stand up bro literally they're not even lit like that like
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They pull up to the party just for that reason.
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Because they know some bitch is going to be fucking...
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But, I mean, like, I'm saying if you go out with your ex and you buy her a drink, like,
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all right, she's going to loosen up a little bit.
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And then you're just more loose and you walk up to these girls.
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all right this is a good one this is another guy this isn't like any simp shit because i feel like
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everything we answer is like some simp shit slightly simp yeah this one is i had this
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girlfriend that was extremely beautiful she's like the wifey type a man needs one of those in
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his life no matter what but you know temptation came and i let myself in and i cheated i don't
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know why i cheated but i do know it was very memorable she was different she wasn't the
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wifey type she wasn't missionary type either she was a bad bitch a mistress after fucking this
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mistress for a while i noticed she had the same type of friends mistress friends so i created a
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group chat between three of them so him the girl the mistress and mistress friend and i simply asked
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them if they wanted to have a polygamous relationship he said polygamy relationship
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but he doesn't speak english too well surprisingly they both said yes so i started dating both of
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in a group chat like he finesses not even in person this kid bro i know this kid very well
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he's mad is he sexy no he's like fat now he's he's good looking he has green eyes and shit he's tall
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their opinion and shut the fuck up so i ended things with two of them and i went back to my
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wifey girlfriend and i can't stand my relationship can you help me wait what's he can't stay in he
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went back to the one before the mistress and now he can't stand his relationship because it's just
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boring you know i mean it's because he knows what it's like to yeah but he's asking like wow you
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should be helping us like we're not supposed to be helping yeah why are you asking me this question
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i want give me advice dude he said he's fucking one girl while the other one's doing laundry
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you like that it was crazy and i remember when he was still dating the first girl the other one
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would pull up with like coffee and shit out of nowhere how do you like the best side bitch these
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people fascinate me like like pimps he's good at that guy i don't i it's so foreign to me but he's
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like borderline psycho i don't even say i don't think i've ever even said this to him but i don't
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really care if he knows i think like loki he could kill someone and not feel anything you think he's
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a sociopath yeah i literally think he's just emotionalist i mean you kind of have to be to
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be that manipulative that's what i'm saying bro it's wild and like to some degree the man in me
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like the way i grew up i like admire it but then the small piece of me that actually has some moral
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values which is very small like i don't think about this often it's like yo what the fuck yeah
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i don't know i'd be i respect it i respect i definitely respect it more than i judge it
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a lot more because we've talked about it and i'm like yo that's crazy show with the videos
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were they good and they're both bad like yeah i'll show you them later and girls never expect
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to be in a situation like that i think they would never is too what you know he made them do this
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is he didn't even write this but i remember this because he told me this story before
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you ever seen uh you haven't hasn't been either but gray's anatomy no there's a guy there who's
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like a player i think it was gray's anatomy but he makes he does this and he makes the girl sign
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a contract and that's what he did he literally typed up a contract he's like we're gonna be in
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polygamous relationship and they were like oh you're so quirky and funny this is so new
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this is so weird threesome bang that's it i still don't i don't think i could pull it off i would
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get i would choke like at some point i would just like i would crack bro the day after you said i
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was in the library like writing drafts like i was a law student yeah i just don't have the game
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no i don't think i do either even like just a threesome alone it just seems like a lot of work
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man i had threesome yeah but you popped a vi-vi right viagra yeah i've had two threesomes the
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first second time you did right yeah second one you were fine good to go the first one i was fine
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no the first one i don't even want to say all this because come on all right fuck it the first
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one one of the girls wasn't as bad you know i mean she wasn't as cute you're paying more attention to
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the hot one yeah i was paying more attention to the hot one and then when the less attractive
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wanted attention i was kind of like yeah and then i was like
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i was like yo we're getting thirsty like go get us some water
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she did yeah she went got some water but she left her clothes inside
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important fact remember that when she left she went downstairs to get water i locked the door
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and i'm like all right oh someone else fucked that girl right yeah yeah yeah crazy yeah so i
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locked out she was banging on the door for ages because her clothes were inside but i thought she
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just wanted back in i'm like no yeah so she just went plopped on the couch but doesn't it seem like
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kind of a performance to you like that's my thing with threesomes it's like you're obviously going
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to be more into one person so you fucking both it's just like you're kind of putting on an act
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for the other person you're just kind of trying to keep the vibe good for everybody so you're not
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it's not sex is this intimate thing no matter how meaningless it is it's this it has it's between
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two people you need to focus on their body and if you're sharing that focus you don't really
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inherently want to do that you're just doing this so you could fuck two girls you're performing it
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depends on the girl as well if she's helping you satisfy the other girl or like that yeah then
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that's ideal if they're into each other that yeah that's the thing oh yeah but the girl she was like
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pretty inexperienced and shit like she didn't know how to give heads so it's like one girl's
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like teaching her the one that was good i really had no choice but to lock her out wait so you
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The last romantic relationship I was in, never official.
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In the beginning, he made me feel like he liked me.
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In the beginning, he made me feel like she was going to date him.
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And now she's quote unquote calloused and silent
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But she basically said that she blamed herself for
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You made me feel horrible about myself sometimes.
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Do you think people put too much importance of sex on a relationship
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And failed to enjoy an actual human connection and growth with another person.
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You ever seen the new Netflix show, Too Hot to Handle?
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I don't like reality shows, but I put it on because I'm like, anyway.
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The girl, Francesca, is bad, but that's beside the point.
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Like, you call the show shit, but you watch the whole thing.
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So, you just hated it the whole time watching it?
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i think if a hundred thousand was on the line i could easily do that's true that's true that would
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but that's tough man i tried doing it four days one time i got weird you got weird i was not acting
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the same i was legit like all right i i before corona i used to go to the be in the city every
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day take the train and like you know do comedy go around to coffee shit like that and i remember i
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was so horny i'm like in a park trying to write i just ended up writing like a fan fiction of like
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the best time i had sex i was writing it out like in in heavy like slobbery details of just i'm just
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so horny and then i'm walking around the park and i'm like looking for ass and i'm like dude i did
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something this is not okay and that was four days without masturbation that was four days i was
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getting weird you're actually a weirdo then four days that's fucking weird yeah maybe yeah how long
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have you gone get out of here not long i don't know more than four days yeah yeah i did it for
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lent once i didn't go the whole time but i went a solid time like two weeks yeah like yeah like
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two three maybe lent helps and there was one time that i was like it was when i was younger i have
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to pray i mean fuck it who cares but i was just beating out so bad that i was just disgusted with
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myself and i was like yo i have to stop how old are you i don't remember i still had xbox 360
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goes off and you see no like the screen goes black and then you just see your reflection
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and you kind of look like an ape and your neck is here and like ah you just don't again you fell
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for it again when will you learn now i don't even be watching porn like that not anymore i have a
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very vivid imagination yeah me too i beat off the imagination more than my whenever i say that to my
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friends i'm like what yeah me too you know what it is it's because the people in the videos are
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so unattainable you're never going to see these people in your life if you like jerk off to a
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girl that you potentially could shag you know i mean a girl that you see you think porn stars
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are too hot no i think that i'm just never going to see them so what's the point of like you know
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i mean i'd rather fantasize about something that could actually happen well sometimes i see porn
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like i imagine a scenario like i imagine a girl that looks like her so what's the point even
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watching the porn does some of the work for you you don't have to imagine that's just like a crutch
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yeah you know you're gonna have to close your eyes and fucking remember you're mentally weak
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is what you're saying your jerk off game's weak that's what you're telling me i mean i do a bit
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because she was in Massachusetts when I was here
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or when I was in Massachusetts she went to school in Florida
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and I kind of came to terms with it pretty early
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since it was through FaceTime and there was no sexual
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like I actually had to know her and then I actually like started
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so you never really have to build that with anyone
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but if you actually get to know them and you spend time and you don't fuck for like six months
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like when i first met my new girlfriend we fucked like pretty pretty quick like two days into knowing
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her and then it's like after that i was like all right you got that out the way like i don't need
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to worry about that now we just have fun if you get you up after you hit her we slept in the same
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hotel we woke up got coffee and then like hey you want to hang out later yeah sure that was it and
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then we we did so it goes both ways if you get it out of the way early then it takes away some of
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pressure but i think that doesn't work most of the time i don't think that's a new age because
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of like casual sex is a little more like the talking phase is so much bigger than it was
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20 years ago like more people are like oh we're in this like little thing like we're not really
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exclude you know i mean the talking phase has expanded so much where more people are having
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casual sex if you get that out of the way i've you really see if you fuck with someone because
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like the post nut clarity i didn't get it with her usually like i nut i'm like i gotta get the
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fuck out of here like this girl she's not it this is not like everything comes back as soon as i
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know with her it's like oh cool she's still here and i'm not afraid i'm not trying to figure out
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a way to sneak out the window call an uber text me yeah yo tell me your grandma died my apartment
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flooded yeah literally no i guess i mean there's opinions to everything go to the next question
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over this too hot to handle though go watch that and look at francesca she which one is she i post
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He deserves a certificate stating that he makes bad bitches only
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It looks like you have an infection and your lips are inflamed
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Because the girls are like, no, she's not the prettiest girl
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I'm like, alright, well tell those broke bitches to save up
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And then maybe she won't look as good as that
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The more plastic your body has, the richer you are
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Not even just because aesthetically it looks wrong
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You act like I'm trying to marry this girl I just think she's hot
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I'm not gonna be there cradling her at night
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When she looks at my phone and she's like crying in the corner of the bed
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so you're purely seeing her as an object yeah okay she's on TV what else am I
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supposed to see her as bro like her quirky personality she was a cunt was she
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yeah she was the IGN she was the influencer yeah yeah she made raps of
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that she literally like lost the whole team money and then just denied her so
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every time someone does something that hundred thousand dollars gets smaller
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despite the fact that women are promiscuous
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do you think that it is a good idea for me to get
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No. Everybody's promiscuous. It's not just women
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dude. I mean if you're 17 you don't need a date right now.
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it's a good idea for me to get into a relationship?
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yeah not too bad like i really haven't gotten tired of her yet how long have you guys been
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like in this where you're living in the same vicinity a month and a week i don't want to
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that's a while dude that's a while and it's not even like living with someone you say like oh
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yeah we've been living together for six months but you're working you're going outside you're
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living your life we're staying in the apartment so it's like morning to night we sleep in the
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same bed we are never separate and it's fine i haven't i still haven't gotten tired yet
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I don't think you could be in the honeymoon phase
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because honeymoon phase is like you're in Hawaii
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honeymoon phase is like the beginning parts of a relationship
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They're just someone that you haven't been around for a long time.
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Yeah, but we've been around each other for a long time now.
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It sounds like I'm trying to break you guys up.
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I'm just trying to say that it doesn't feel like the honeymoon phase
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because there's not a lot to be happy about right now.
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i'm just trying to defend right now yeah maybe it is i'm not going to come for your relationship
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anymore first one this has got to be my best relationship most successful in so far
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anthony says is the is the idea of falling in love illogical the fuck does that mean illogical
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i feel like they just say words together and like try to sound me i guess he means
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well he's kind of referring to my video like where i talked about like um it's called falling
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in love is corny but i'm so lonely i'm just saying that love is not real that it's just
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companionship and lust combined people just don't want to feel alone no there's different forms of
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love there's you can love a girl and not date her like date someone else you know you can still love
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her have an ex that you still love and still be happy in your current relationship you can have
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love for your family that's completely different than for your significant other love's relative
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to okay let's let's go specifically in love like loving a significant other do you think that's
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real yeah and i think that love once you break up it can transform into something else just a
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friendship someone you respect think highly of and still love yeah it is man someone that you
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still care for if they need something you're there for caring and love i mean love like
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this person is my world like this this person that's obsession that's not love that's kind of
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what love is though no that's what you think love is because you watch fucking rom-coms like a sim
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all right well so what is love then if it's not companionship plus lust that to me it's just like
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not wanting to be lonely and you're horny i think it's i've only wanted to say i love you when i'm
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horny something i realized i've never had the urge to say like when you're laying up with a girl you
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look at her like oh man kind of like your dick's hard but at the next morning you're not there's
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no part of me that wants to say that anymore it's the only time i thought about that like i've had
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three girlfriends and every time they're crossing my mind i'm just horny every time yeah i don't
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you know i can picture her like hair all fucked up she reaches her guys
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this guy who's this is the kid who'll hold my hand in the theme park and now let me know my
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friends come on that's crazy yeah no i don't think i ever said that shit seriously never
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you ever never cross your mind like you never had the urge to say it i say it so frequently
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that it just doesn't even know but like you know like you mean it mean it you know like
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The FaceTime guy, I said it to her all the time, but I'm not sure.
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I think at some point, at one point I must have meant it.
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Yeah, it was always like I was drunk and like after a night out, I'd lay up in bed at 3
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and I'd call and she'd pick up and I'd be like, you know, I love you, man.
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that's gonna come up later you know what you know you know what i mean yeah no no
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just that like any red flags you see in the beginning are gonna be sources of arguments
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in the future like anything you try to brush away in the honeymoon phase is gonna come up later
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all right give me an example of something you brush off in the honeymoon phase
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okay so my last girlfriend she would not take the train to come see me like i always have to
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drive to brooklyn and this is when i was living on long island i always have to drive to brooklyn
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every time every time she said like my parents track my phone track my location i can't leave
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like i can't leave my my place oh fine i'm horny i'll drive there after 10 times in a row going to
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her place it's like dude i was it was one-sided i felt like i was putting more work than than she
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was and it's like this is too much work i just ended the relationship i didn't feel like driving
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anymore so that was it that was the reason the relationship ended i hate this kid i didn't want
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to try cussing your mac riley for that no that reminds me of a question i got that i didn't add
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but no i guess i had it this girl said are guys more likely to be just like why do guys lie all
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the time why are they dishonest and i said that it's not really that guys are prone to lying
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there's always a motivation behind every lie you know what i mean no one's just lying for the sake
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of lying like you're not gonna be like yo what are you doing today i'm like oh i'm going to china
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i really don't do that now yeah backtracking i think nobody's prone to like am i weird like i
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feel like i'm a fucking psycho now no i'm a psycho that was a weird move yeah but yeah weird like in
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general in the general standpoint maybe i am though i think we're all weird i think i'm fucking weird
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too you but you've never done some weird psycho shit like of course i have but i just can't think
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about the top of my head i'm sure i have done some cringy yeah i haven't thought about that in years
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definitely done some cringe shit if i go back to the recess of my memories
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yeah i've said a lot of cringy shit for yeah especially when i was like younger like in high
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school i thought i was ill for some reason i thought i was like the man you were the shit
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yeah what'd you say i don't even remember but i remember we had this thing called challenge day
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where they brought the whole class together where they picked certain people in the class
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let me explain it better so there was this class called peer leadership 20 people you had to apply
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to get in and it was like the people who were peer leaders and you like teach the freshmen
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about bullying stupid shit like that but we hosted this event we hosted this event where you
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pick people everybody pick names from the class and we have like 600 kids in our class and you
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all brought them into an auditorium and you literally just roast each other everybody has
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a bag and everybody has sticky notes and nobody knows who's writing what and you just pass the
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background you just right swear right no one's monitoring what you write this was the school
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so i can roast her for you how do i not last five minutes how dare you cheat on my man
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good question how do i not last five minutes something i've ever done that
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i've been i've been coming up with a lot you know recently my my new gecko like um
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you also don't like condoms so if you're about to bust when you're when you're hitting it raw
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throw on a condom you're already hard you throw it on you keep going make her happy
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She's either doing voodoo or she's like a Shaolin monk with some crazy pressure points.
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But what if you're with your wifey or something and you want to make her?
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And then hopefully the motor starts running again.
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I mean, it's hard to get the motor start running sometimes.
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Like, yeah, sometimes you go two, three times, like, but sometimes it's like, all right,
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Especially if you're in a relationship as the same girl.
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And I'm not the only, don't look at me like I'm weird.
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You've looked at me like I'm weird like five times.
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I've heard, like, think about puppies and shit, but...
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I've thought about my grandma during sex more than I've thought about...
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Yeah, especially if you're in a relationship.
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Nothing feels better than that quivering and that she gets wetter and shit and she's really
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turned on after she orgasms and then she'll do freaky shit.
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And especially after you make her come, then you don't have the pressure and then you can
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This is going to be the trend because I'm just strictly doing this for clout.
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Is every relationship bound to become mundane after the honeymoon period?
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You're saying that like, that's partially true.
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It's something you have to force yourself to do.
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Because there's nobody who's in a comfortable relationship and doesn't think about cheating.
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I think it's a temptation for every single person
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was for my spanish teacher miss lanigan in 11th grade or 12th grade because she had gotten out
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of a bad relationship and i don't know why she felt the need to share this with the entire class
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but we were just talking about relationships and she had been cheated on and all that
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and then she found a new man she's like like i don't care if my man cheats on me but as long
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as he doesn't let me find out because i think like yeah once you stop caring about your girl
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that's when like you get lazy and then you let her find out you know what i mean yeah that's
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when you like forget to delete messages and shit but if you care for her and you really just need
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Like, her family might watch this and I don't want it.
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I just read Western society, white female in Western society.
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It has been hard to find a relationship as an Asian male with a white female.
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Jerd says, it has been hard to find a relationship as an Asian male with a white female in Western society.
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Should I try some new game or is it hopeless?
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Bro, why the fuck are you only trying to fuck white bitches?
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right what that's what he said he said because if you fuck white bitches it shows that you're
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you're dominating the colonizer oh yeah you could relate to this right yeah hell yeah bro
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fucking white bitches feel so much better because you feel like it's you're doing something you're
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not supposed to you're taking a prize you're taking a cheeky you know what i mean like her
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dad looks at you and he's like aren't you supposed to be on the other side of the wall yeah i'm here
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i'm inside of some walls and it's not that one and she feels like she's doing something wrong too
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i guess i mean i went through this i could totally relate to that man when i was like fifth grade i
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remember thinking like white girls just don't like me i was like feeling hate like i genuinely felt
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like hate because i felt like i'm not going to be accepted because i'm asian um they're all racist
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they don't like asian guys because of stereotypes you know most asian guys go through that shit
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i think that's true though i feel like in the hierarchy of what
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types of like skin colors and races are aesthetically pleasing i think that asians
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aren't like top tier like tier one to you to like the western culture because that's what he's trying
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to get yeah because everyone thinks we have small dicks that's it dude that's 100 have you seen an
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asian guy in any movie like if you watch any movie from before 2010 small dick small remember
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hangovers they don't like portray them here as being that you know i mean being like something
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unattainable or something beautiful the way that they show fucking we're emasculated completely
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yeah yeah but it's also the fault of asian culture like guys in japan all they do is work and then
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they don't even have the energy to fuck their wives they go to fuck like dolls and school girls
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you you don't know what i'm talking about no i do somewhat no i do yeah but i mean
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or anything sexual eventually it'll just come up but this guy is probably doing that he's getting
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friend zoned if you're like that you have to do it the right way you gotta be flirty with it the
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whole time yeah yeah man like some light touches some touchings like here you know i mean like
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in places that are invasive asians can be cold dude asians are like a lot of people are pretty
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cold and like i mean that sense of humor that's something you have to get over yourself yeah i
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guess yeah because in brazilian culture we're all very touchy you know i mean they're very friendly
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social yeah i was thinking about this recently like do you know a lot of chinese people who are
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like funny i don't know a lot of chinese people period yeah but i'm just saying like the sense
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of humor is different so the whole flirting game becomes different as well maxine says what's the
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point of dating relationships and junk what's the point of dating slash relationships in general
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they seem to be more of a headache than what they're worth but also the only point to life
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Yeah, they roll it on mud and they fuck and make more pigs.
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Every time if you put a fine-ass pig right in front of a male pig and you put some slop
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If that pig's looking thick, like it's looking right...
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yeah having someone to confide in that because like you have your boys but you can't tell your
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boys certain shit that you can tell your girl and that you can't tell your parents you know
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what i mean you can tell your boys and they'll be like yeah damn that's crazy
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damn dude what damn you want to hit like fuck yeah i guess i do no way dude no girl you could
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be like cuddling naked and then you confess your feelings she's like oh she cares it's someone
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Yeah, like scream it, like hit me, hit me harder, harder, hit me.
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And like Toby was sleeping in the other dorm and I'm like, pull off the elbow pad, give her the people's elbows.
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She was making me slap her so hard, like I could hear Toby wake up.
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And Toby like got out of bed, like that's how loud.
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You hear numbers dialing next door, like yeah, I think something's going on.
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I've had a girl tell me to hit her, but I just didn't hit her.
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Alright, any weird sex stories, any situation where you or a girl did something weird or awkward that just killed the whole mood?
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It's this girl that I used to live with, and she's bad, she's cool as fuck.
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And she said that as she was shagging, like the kid was drunk, and she pulled up to his house.
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and she was just kind of laying there and he couldn't really move
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was by his waist and she was just kind of laying there
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because like what the fuck she's gonna do, she's passed out
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No, I don't have any really weird sex-to-reviews.
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I mean, nutting quickly is one, but that's not that weird.
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The weirdest part is always just the post-nut clarity.
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Yeah, just figure out how to escape and how to get her out.
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I don't know if that's what you meant by weird.
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I mean, like, sometimes you hear, like, fart noises when you fuck,
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because, like, if you're, like, your chest...
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I thought that'd be a turn-off, but I kind of like it,
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Why can't you fuck certain people if it's just for pleasure?
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You can fuck whoever you want, whenever you want.
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Why can't you fuck certain people if it's just for pleasure?
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If it's just for pleasure and they consent, you can fuck.
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yeah i don't know what you're asking cj says is it a bad idea to hook up with the next
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no go do it do it i know you want to i know you want to yeah especially yeah yeah you break up
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with her she break up with you she broke up with you that's even more of a power move
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then it kind of erases the breakup it's like move now yeah it's one one and now you got to
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be toxic then you open the nico book yeah yeah fuck your ex fuck your ex and tell her you love
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over the last one and a half years since that video
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how do you move from talking well you haven't been in a relationship um
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girls don't like me girls don't like me no i like that one day one day one day
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um if you just like her man it's just it's just uh it's not something you can answer it's just
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an innate feeling if you feel like it's right and you want to do it and it doesn't feel like
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it's hard work the best feel like the great thing about this relationship and i'm in now is it just
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doesn't feel like any work it doesn't feel like i'm like with a couple of my exes sometimes i had
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to like perform a little bit you know like you're kind of going out of your element to do what she
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wants of a man and it's just like now you're not being yourself and it gets exhausting but now i'm
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just like my pure shitty self all the time and i don't have to worry it's just it's so perfect
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that's dope i love that man like that's that's my real advice if you don't have to try if you have
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to if you have to try too much like yeah relationships need work like you need to
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think of the other person but you have to try like it feels like oh i don't want to if it ever
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feels like it's it's an effort to hang out with her or like sit next to her hold her hand or shit
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then don't but if it just comes naturally if you want to be around her genuinely then that's the
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one i feel like a lot of times when you're younger you want like if you're trying to find a girlfriend
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you want them to be like your homie you know i mean you want them to be like your boys your
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girlfriend's not going to be like your boys they're two different things so like you have
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to appreciate what they bring to the table and if it's something that appeals to you and you don't
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get sick of then that's something you can you can't fuck a homie you can't fuck the homie bro
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if you want the girl to be with the boy be like the boys just fuck the boys let's fuck the boys
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bro you're gay just be gay it's okay these guys who like we want i want my girl to be to play 2k
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i want her to have tattoos i want her to be like jordans as much as you got jordans like football
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sex with someone do you think they should know if you're a virgin or not 100 100 100 does it matter
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should you tell someone that you're a virgin i mean yeah if you're a virgin why would you want
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to keep that i didn't tell the girl i was a virgin when i fucked her i actually told her the opposite
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yeah i wasn't if you didn't know what the opposite was i told her i wasn't how were you
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how long how was that it was in the car you told me about it yeah i told the story on your yeah
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how long did it last though the sex yeah i don't remember bro it was like in eighth grade probably
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like 10 minutes if you didn't remember then it was better than one pump so you did pretty well
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it was great i mean i didn't do any work i just kind of sat in the back seat i mean that's kind
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of true like the first time i had real sex like she didn't know that it was because the first time
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i had sex was in the church but then it was like only a couple pumps that she had like rape ptsd so
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i couldn't really it wasn't it was like i didn't tell you about this no you said it was in the
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church yeah she she was raped before and so she had like ptsd so like as soon as i put it in she's
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like ow ow ow and so i thought like i'm a fucking man dog my dick is so big i'm hurting this bitch
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and she's literally had in there having flashbacks like fucking good fucking this and like she's
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like twitching and stuff and i'm like whoa this feels good she's legitimately having ptsd
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should they call you the wrong name you have no idea what's going on dude i did not care um it
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took me a while to realize that but then the first time i did have sex like i didn't tell her i said
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like oh yeah i'm the fuck and then like i did pretty well so i guess maybe you don't i mean
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It's like, what is going through your head?
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You know your brother's going to be pissed.
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Leaving some random girl's blood all over.
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It's crazy because I usually could have just took her to my bed.
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That is weird that you would want to fuck where your brother sleeps.
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