SHNEAKO - August 17, 2021How to Share Groupies - Kinda Quality Podcast w⧸ Steezy Kane
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Summary
In this episode, we talk about injuries, falling off things, and how to deal with them. We also talk about how we deal with it and how we handle them. We also have a special guest on the pod, Isiah Shepherd aka the guy who just fell and put tape on his arm.
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i'm trying to find a good way to hold this thing i feel like it looks weird
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yeah yeah not like that not like that i feel like i'm in church bro when they
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walk out the candles you look like the flower girl
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how do i look cool holding this sideways yeah yeah like an emcee that's cool
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hold it by the cord yeah cypher vibes all right what's up uh kind of quality podcast
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number something we got cc kane in the building aka isaiah shepherd aka the guy who just fell
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and put tape on his arm yeah bro i'm always fucked up when i'm on this podcast it's fun
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the the other podcast that was after i did the snowball fight and i was like soaked because
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you know everybody was hitting me with the snowballs yeah and i felt like i got hypothermia
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and you'll see your head on the train beforehand yeah yeah and then i came into the podcast after
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and i was just like just that that was after me being done uh got done being so cold yeah um so i
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felt like in that podcast you literally put your head in the subway doors like he saw a video on
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instagram of some guy like putting his like you know he fell asleep in between the doors and his
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head slammed on it and opened up he's like oh i want to try that his head was did it hurt yeah
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yeah no that should hurt that would hurt you're like frostbitten concussed yeah yeah and i felt
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like that podcast bro the whole time i was just like yeah so like yeah i did that and
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like i watched i watched that podcast bro and i look like a robot you look like you're in
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detention like you're in trouble yeah and it's just because i was just fucked up and now i fell
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on a scooter and i'm just bleeding on my arm and my knee it's just some steezy shit yeah it's just
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some steezy shit that's just that's just you falling off scooters yeah dude i feel fucking
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hard you do it so often that i feel like it's on purpose but i i see it i know it's not on purpose
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but it's just it's just your thing sometimes when it is on purpose it's worse than i intended it to
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be so it's like actual injuries uh it's just like oh let me try to fall for this video real quick
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because i think it'll be funny and then it's like oh i broke my arm oh shit what video do you break
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your arm no i never broke a bone except for my tailbone um skating but that hurt yes i was
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skating and um i like board slid a handrail and i slipped out and then fell on my ass and um
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yeah i just i remember it i had like the feeling in my tailbone every time i walk around for like
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a year and it was annoying what does it feel like i can take a shit constantly no i just felt like
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i can feel the bone in your ass yeah so you're getting bone in your ass for
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that's what you said that is what i said um but no it was just like
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i don't know it's just annoying because i could feel it you know like let's say you can feel your
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arm bone it'll just get annoying because you're conscious of it all the time oh i see what you
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but i can't feel your bone yeah yeah but i can't feel it anymore it healed um yeah how do you how
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do you take all that i would get i would just stop trying how do i take all that bone in my eyes
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no like you posted on your story uh like you're at a hotel with your family you're like i want
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to jump did you end up jumping off that no i wanted to so bad but i'm not gonna do it in front
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of my mom you know why um i was gonna vlog it and like get her reaction but i could have made
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that jump like it i'm probably gonna do it um later on just like into a pool or yeah because
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it's this hotel and like they have a room on the second floor but it just has this perfect run up
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into the pool and the pool is nine feet deep um yeah i don't know it'll just be cool you know
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so i asked patreon for questions uh shout out patreon
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uh and then the first question was can you sing mo bamba for us
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really that was it genuinely and it has a couple likes and then he also said do some steezy shit
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that's from the video did you watch the the whole lot of rivet nah liar bro i told him to watch it
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right before he's like yeah yeah watch it right he got all good all good how do you get ideas for
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videos it says oka oka um the shower honestly i noticed most of my ideas come from the shower
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and it's showers are beautiful like it's uh this is a good one right this is a vibey looking like
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yeah a lot of ideas yeah you have the the colored lights but the reason is is because you don't have
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your phone in the shower there's no distractions you're completely vulnerable because you're naked
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and like wet and you're just like by yourself so it's like a natural meditative space like you
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can't do anything but think you know and i take really long showers like an hour long shower
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or anything steam room oh yeah saunas are fire no i just barely started going to the sauna
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at like la fitness for the first time yeah oh man they're i feel so much better after
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that's not the best place to think though you don't get anxious it's just like you can't really
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breathe it's hot as fuck uh focus on sitting there and not dying yeah that's what i yeah but
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no you're right yeah you can't think once you get past that though you get past like the first 10
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minutes and then you can start getting to that meditative state and you stop caring about the
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heat how long do you go in saunas for i try 15 to 30 minutes damn that's pretty because like the
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the maximum uh is like 15 20 minutes if you like google it and i did 30 minutes one time
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um just because i was like fuck it i went in at nine o'clock and i was like all right i can't
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leave until the clock hits your phone in there yeah i'm afraid it's gonna like overheat yeah
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but everybody brings it in i see everybody on their phone so really fuck it yeah and then i
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told myself i'm not going to leave till 9 30 and when i left bro my heart was beating so fast and
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like i had a headache and i just felt like i was going to pass out so i don't think it's a good
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thing to be in the sauna for so long maybe just be hydrated before just bring a bottle of water in
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there but what is it about showers like do you do you specifically take showers to get ideas or you
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just know it happens it's like on accident yeah i think that'll be weird if i go in the shower
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very aware that it's the best place to get ideas so i would just like do that i guess like wake up
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and just no i think if you do it on purpose it won't work it's more like because i get distracted
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in the shower so easily i'm just like i don't know the water feels good and it's it's just
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like i stand there what was an idea a video idea you got in the shower um like sicko mode in public
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i remember i was listening to travis's like it just came out and i was listening to that that
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album um and i guess i was just trying to like decide which song to do that's not really like a
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idea though but where'd you get the whole lot of red video like you just uploaded one of your i
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thought about a lot of the scenes in the shower yeah yeah um you like visualize what it's going
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to look like before you record it yeah yeah yeah no i made i made whole it's like it's like an
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actual movie like it's filmed it's not like a youtube video it feels like a netflix show for
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real yeah no i made whole storyboards for for that video like i wrote out how the shots would look
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i drew how the shots would look um wrote the script um and you're telling me that some of
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those scenes are based off of like real life events like you were you were getting a tell
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a massage story real quick i don't know oh yeah yeah um so the the scene that's in the video is
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like, um, I'm at the emergency room and the doctor is telling me that her and her, she
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and her brother love watching my videos. And she's like asking if she could get like a
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video for her little brother. Um, but the real thing that happened in real life was
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I went to a massage envy and I got a massage. And after the girl was done massaging me,
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i went to the front to pay and it was her and like another guy at the cashier and then the girl goes
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like i didn't we don't usually have celebrities coming here and then right there i was just like
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oh you know who i am and it's just a little weird because like i just got a massage and now she's
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like saying that she watches my videos and then the guy was also like yeah we watch your videos
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they're funny the masseuse said that or was it like the secretary yeah the masseuse damn bro you
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could finesse the happy ending was she hot uh i don't remember yeah yeah they were both well
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no they were both no i mean like i'm saying like they were both young like it was like a
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okay that's what you're into yeah no i mean uh i had someone who came up to me in the fucking
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bathroom bro ever happened to you in the bathroom i was in the locker room i was getting changed
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and so i was like yo bro respect like and i'm like like towel around my waist like you know
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you put your i'm trying to put my underwear on he's like saying like all right cool cool and
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then like i'm about to get in the shower he's like all right be safe bro like he's like half
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and eight like he i'm we don't need to have a whole interaction like leave me alone you know
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what i'm saying like just say oh hey gotta be grateful bro you could have knocked while you
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were in there like yo big fan peeking the show hey man scrubbing the the moisture off
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yeah that's weird i did it sideways i did it sideways yeah bro you gotta look at the motion
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it's sideways clockwise clockwise when did that become not cool for you because like before him
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when you're starting out youtube thinking about that it's like wow that's cool and then it starts
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to becoming like really annoying i mean it's always cool but it's just when it's weird like
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that's not cool no no no yeah no like when it's weird like a massage or like the bathroom but
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when it's when it's on the street and it's normal that massage thing is like you're you're yeah i
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think it's pretty cool that's not that weird that's that's like i think she told you beforehand
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no i think it's weird because or like during i wish they would have said it before i got the
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massage it's good that she did it you would have been like it's so uncomfortable during the massage
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what's gonna happen you know what i mean you don't know what she thinks about at home
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i mean shit um some future i'm gonna slip my thumb in his butt type shit
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oh my god bro that would be i don't know no you're y'all are right like if she would have
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said it before i would be like worried some thumb in my butt type shit yeah no but um i also have
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like a restroom story um so like i was like at the mall and i needed to take a piss so bad i
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started running to the food court and i guess it was because i was running i was a lot more
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noticeable so people just recognized me because if you see somebody running you're gonna look at
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them um so there were like 20 kids 10 to 20 kids following me running with me because i was running
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through the whole mall and then they run into the restroom with me and they're trying to get a
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picture with me while i'm while i'm trying to take a piss yeah how old are they like 10 they were
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like yeah like 10 some more teenagers i don't know that'd be a funny group selfie
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yeah and then i get fucking canceled for like child sex offender crime
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children into the smiling at the yeah dude i don't really get like uh kids like that um
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going to the massages i remember when i was little like you know when you're 13 14 it's the
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height of your your hormonal stage you're horny as fuck you don't really get girls so you're just
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kind of trapped in it you're basking it every day my mom got me a massage for well she got it for
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her and her friend but her friend bailed so i remember i was sitting in that waiting room
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nervous as fuck and i'm like yo all these fantasies going through my head like it's about to be a bad
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bitch she's about to rub me down in some oil i'm gonna have chinese lady right no no it was like a
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So that's why I was already delusional to think that anything would even happen.
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And then I remember I'm sitting in that waiting room.
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So there might be a Cassandra in here, a Cassie.
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i'm waiting there for like another five minutes like all right cas melissa's ready for you
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so now i'm buzzing i'm like yo melissa let's get it i'm in there nobody's in the room yet
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and i didn't really know what to do with a massage so like did you get butt ass naked when you did it
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uh no i was in my boxers but um now i get naked yeah see yeah i had second motives i'm like
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something's gotta happen here so i just got butt ass naked okay and just like put the cover right
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above my waist yeah protocol and then she walks in the masseuse i'm like on my tummy
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and she dims the lights and i'm like word it's showtime and all i hear is boom boom bro
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strong ass bitch i was like scared for my life i'm thinking bro even if i wanted to run right
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now i'm not big enough i'm like five three 110 pounds at the end everything was good she had
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very nice hands and fingers but it was just a pretty traumatizing experience heads and fingers
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or like big woman both i feel like they go hand in hand though yeah
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yeah they do go ahead i feel like i just need to let that off my chest i've been holding that
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in for a while which one would you rather have her mark come on her her okay she had like the
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gentle touch of a woman but the strength of mark all right yeah that's uh have you gone to massages
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after that yeah once but we didn't talk about that no talk about that i got lit with my friends
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like pretty recently and we left the club this is when covid shut everything down so the only
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clubs that were open were underground bro there were like clubs in queens that were in a boost
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mobile like you'd have to go downstairs on a t-mobile store into the basement and it was like
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just a whole ordeal they closed at 4 a.m they'd send you to a location they send you they send
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you an address and then you would show up there and that's not where it is it'd just be like a
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guy like in a coat like looking for the party so in case cops came you know what i mean the
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cops wouldn't find it and then after that we're already faded coming back home 3 30 a.m in queens
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actually and as we're walking to the sidewalk to go to the car there's like three asian women on
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the sidewalk just handing out pamphlets for massages and at 3 a.m yeah so you can already
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imagine what it was yeah yeah so yeah we all got massages and it was probably one of the
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worst experiences why why was it the worst experience because it was just like not ideal
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bro it was like some gross asian ladies just like jerking you off and like at one point she tried
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sitting on me and i was like i don't think my hips are capable of sustaining this right now
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or this chair or this table so you got a happy ending yeah a little past a happy ending
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it wasn't a massage yeah it wasn't a massage bro it's just a prostitution parlor okay damn
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but they had nice business cards so i was kind of intrigued yeah huh let me get some of those
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and did you think you were actually just going to get a massage no no okay okay i was ready i was
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like oh so she's like okay 50 sexy time i'm like oh word she's like word that's pretty cheap
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that's really cheap that's not a good thing yeah it's alarmingly cheap no la is like the
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i will i what i would think because there's so many like you search massage parlor on maps
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and like there's just like 20 in like a five mile radius um and i got a happy ending one time
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i went to this uh massage parlor that's like right next to i don't even say where it is what the
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fuck um bro people out here trying to get happy endings it's marketing no it's fine they can find
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it if they want but um i went in like i thought i was just gonna get a normal massage um but this
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was like my first time getting naked uh because you know like i usually just stay with my boxers
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but i know people get naked sometimes so you know how they give you time like i'll be right back and
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then they do the curtain so i'm getting naked and then i'm like getting on the table and putting the
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towel like over and then she comes in too quick um no no she came in when i still had my boxers on
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and she came in and she was like no no get naked get naked and uh so i'm like uh okay and then she
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just she was still standing there so i was like oh okay i'm taking my boxers and i got on and then
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she put the towel over me and that was weird to me um because like what the fuck she just like
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saw everything like my dick and stuff and then she starts massaging me and like she's like
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rubbing my legs and like gracing my balls nice so i'm like fuck okay this isn't a normal massage
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place um but you know i was like fuck it i'm already there so why not um then she tells me
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to turn over and i venmo her like 60 bucks um and yeah bro they uh yeah they know how to use
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her hands wait so how did it initiate from a massage to that part um she like grabbed my dick
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and she was like is this okay and then she's like how much and then i was like 60 reasonable yeah
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should have low-balled it like 15 and a video shout out the video shout out imagine me sponsoring
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a happy ending massage parlor just holding it smiling thanks uh to um happy massage for sponsoring
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this video use my promo code steezy use my promo code you can nut on her face
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they're like there and they're getting the massage hey um i have a promo code by the way
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it'd be funny if after she just whisper in your ear she's like big fan
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oh fuck marquindo says what does steezy think about the grind mentality in new york city
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and have you considered living here i can't live here um i haven't thought about living here but
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like bro this this energy just has like motivation going through the air because i don't know i just
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see everybody here in the streets just i don't know so fast and um like that one song empire
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state of mind like these big lights will inspire you however it goes i don't know you nailed that
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that was good but yeah i don't know it's like a lot of motivation here so i like that but
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max i could be here six months it's just too too crowded tight like brooklyn brooklyn is a little
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more separate it's more suburban here but a lot of walking too like you can't drive here city
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I mean, I moved here in June, but I know people go to comedy clubs around here.
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No, we went to the comedy clubs the other time, right?
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Yeah, that shitty one where they made fun of Dennis for being an alien?
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I mean, Brooklyn is more like you just have to know people here, I guess.
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but i think most people who live in new york city live in in the outer boroughs manhattan like
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most people commute that's what i like i don't really want to live in manhattan that bad like
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elliot choy really wants to he like likes the business and stuff but i like being separate
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having neighbors yeah i said thing goes though i feel like if you're a youtuber or just your line
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of work whatever media wouldn't la have more motivation for you there's more people doing
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what you do no no dude la you kind of get more relaxing yoga chill you know yeah in a weird way
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aside from all that like the yoga and stuff um like let's say you are around people doing
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social media and film and stuff in a weird way it's like the opposite of motivation just because
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like i don't know it's just people feel so fake and it just feels toxic there um social climbers
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yeah only like making friends just uh get in a different circle and be friends with this friend
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and every time people talk to you it just feels like they have like some secret intention motive
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yeah now in here like even if you're not like you get motivated by wall street people and bankers
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and everyone everyone everyone's hustling it doesn't have to do exactly with your field i
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think i think it's just the energy in general uh-huh just shut up get money yeah um
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with film like i don't know i feel like in new york it feels like there's not many people here
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doing it so doing film it yeah no i know that the film scene's big here but i guess i'm saying
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more like la feels like small fish big pond like it's just hard to stick out because everybody's
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there you know um new york feels more it kind of feels small here at the same time what do you
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because i i feel like there's more diversity in careers here la it's like everybody's doing
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the same shit yeah all the homeless people are they're just failed actors yeah from ohio yeah
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it's sad to see like you can tell like the homeless people kind of look very artsy like
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a lot of the homeless people are like hipsters yeah yeah real um failed dreams yeah it's off
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what does that mean unlucky oh huh that's new york slang no that's brazilian shit that's not
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even i don't know i think i got it from like uh my english friends but he says it with like his
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little brazilian accent no that's definitely a brazilian thing uh what is the best advice
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you wish you could tell your high school self says ivan um i don't know
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i think you're doing your thing in high school you already know what you wanted to do
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you know you didn't want to be in school you wanted to be a youtuber well i guess i was
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tell my early high school self like just to make sure like oh i don't know just this paper that
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you're stressing about doesn't fucking matter like we're fucking stressing about some english
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literature paper about some topic malcolm x doesn't matter like that that had no impact on
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my life no not malcolm x but like the essay the essay but uh because i remember stressing about so
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much shit in like college and i mean if somebody wants to go to college of course like stress over
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that and pursue that but for me because if i go to college i'm not gonna i don't know
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not gonna do good you know i wasn't stressing about getting grades because like i cared about
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school i was just stressing because my parents were gonna find out that i failed the class or
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something did you care about your grades or did you just care about the reaction you did but i
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cared more because i was infatuated by the whole i'm gonna go party in college and there's gonna
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be girls and kegs so i'm like all right i need to get there at least you know what i mean
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girls and kegs yeah i remember caring about that part too like once you get there it's not that
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crazy but another thing that that i before i knew that i didn't want to go to college
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i was stressing about getting into the same colleges as my friends like i didn't want my
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friends to get accepted to ut and then i get accepted to like a community college yeah ut is
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like pretty big um so that's like one thing that i remember stressing about um yeah jayden says
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kind of a long question but what's it like having a fan base to go further into it what's it like
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having a mass amount of people whose lives are affected by you and your videos watch you do
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regularly listen to what you say support or hate your decisions and to know some people have watched
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you behind a screen for more than half a decade have you been half a decade you've been like four
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years yeah no five years yeah it's 2016 what's that like like you have people observing you
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watching you grow change i don't know i think it's cool to wonder that but it's not anything
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it doesn't feel like anything but when i i guess if i think about it um
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i can't really comprehend it because i don't see it because you're just used to it i guess
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but like even seeing comments it doesn't really feel real um what do you mean it doesn't feel
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real because i don't know who's commenting but there's not really a face to it you get the same
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type of comments you get in real life people will come up to you hold their phone out and be like
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do no but it's because it's because i don't know them now i notice like the best feeling is when
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you get complimented on a video from like a friend or somebody that you know but like a random person
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like saying like hey like this video really like helped me out it's like hard to understand it
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because i don't know that person um does that make sense yeah but i i kind of i like it when um
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certain demographics that they like to video like say i spend a while on a video about relationships
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and then like a girl comes up and says like wow like you know like a girl came up and said that
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we did this podcast called how to pick up girls and she said it was like an insight into seeing
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how boys minds work and i still think about that like that's crazy that we were just having a
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normal conversation shit talking and then some girl was like wow like i didn't really know boys
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thought that way yeah no i mean and that was in london like that was in a different continent
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i just think that's crazy i'm never gonna see her again yeah i guess there's like a middle ground
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to it because it i guess i do kind of feel good about myself when somebody says like hey you
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inspired me to make this video and they send the video and it's like crazy for me to think that
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i made him like get up that morning and like shoot this um but i guess more of what i was saying
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is um people that i know complimenting me on my work is better than it is a lot more effective
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and like will make me it will motivate me a lot more um i just remember my friends in high school
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like commenting on my videos and whenever i had like 500 subscribers and like that feeling is
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uh really good because i know them you know yeah the generic question is was there a moment where
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you felt this realness in real life maybe the first time that someone came up to you was like
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yeah i fuck with you do you ever have that moment that sticks out when you're starting up
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i guess the first times i got recognized like the first year when i first started getting
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recognized in public that was like holy shit like i'm making an impact like the world
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Um, I went from 2000, no, to like 20,000 subscribers in the month of September, um, to 500,000 subscribers.
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Um, and at the end of that month, it's just like an instant, like I go outside and I get
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And that was crazy because it's just like, I made this dent in the internet.
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I don't know, I think just when you're not used to it,
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Yeah, but I guess another thing that I do really love
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is when somebody compliments me on the skits in real life.
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I guess I don't get that feeling for the in public stuff
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Maya says, do you ever feel like you're selling out
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Maya says, do you ever feel like you're selling out
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It's like while you're doing these things in public,
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do you feel like you're selling out on your passion?
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I did at first, but I think I understand, like,
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I need to kind of sacrifice something, you know, like I need to make these, I need to have something
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that grabs people's attention first. Um, cause almost anybody in the creative industry, like
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they start out doing something different, like Tyler, the creator, you know, first he was like
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funny with loader squad and making this, um, music that he's just joking around a lot.
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and now he's like you know a lot more serious he's matured um so you think he needed to do that
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to get to where he is now like yeah because like um obviously lord of squad and everything that
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was like really funny helped him grow a fan base you know let's say he started out with like his
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igor stuff and like the more artsy stuff it would have gotten noticed it would be a lot harder to
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get noticed a lot harder yeah i think people wouldn't have the the will to understand even
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try to understand what he's doing you know i mean if you hear something that's so against the grain
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and you don't know the person someone sends me their soundcloud music and doesn't have a lot
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of views i'm already not validating it as much as if uzi dropped the same exact track you know
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what i mean yeah no that makes a lot of sense um would you box russian dennis no
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nah dude can you show cast that fight real quick oh yeah yeah dude dennis is actually like i've
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seen him he boxes too i don't think he boxes but he just got in the street fight and it's
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pretty funny he doesn't he doesn't box but he just real street fight yeah skit he doesn't box
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but i've seen him like box other people for fun and he has a lot of strength and he's like
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has a lot of cardio so nah you wouldn't box him he'll i'll lose bro i know i'll lose he's russian
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so i don't know if that has anything to do yeah he's lavian but off-brand russia
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If I saw Dennis, I wouldn't fuck with him solely on his sideburns.
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You can see him in the street just whooping his ass.
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What is it about fights that no one can film him correctly?
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If you're not involved, you don't take it to you.
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People who are laughing the whole time are like,
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But if Phil was trying to break it up, that's why.
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I can't imagine going in with a phone trying to...
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I wish he recorded the full part of him in the street.
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that would have been funny what happened after that um i don't really know they just uploaded
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a podcast about it so i'm about to watch that hero says tell cc is new but it's fire and he
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should submit to film festivals that's the whole point like you want to start yeah i need to start
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submitting um like even just the youtube stuff um i the coronavirus apocalypse is gonna
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it got into like this little film festival in la um it's like these guys who throw a
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um like premiere parties in this yard um and they get together like every last friday of the month
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um so i'm excited for that like that's gonna be the first time i actually like
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get to see a bunch of people who don't know who i am watch something that i made do they
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not like it because it's already on youtube yeah they told me they usually only premiere
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stuff that's not published but they said they might make an exception because they said they
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love the film nice yeah there's a loss of privacy by being an influencer a worthy trade-off for
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financial freedom you're talking fast bro ask it again is the loss of you understood
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is the loss of privacy of being an influencer a worthy trade-off for financial freedom
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basically is it worth selling your property for money um
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yeah but that doesn't always equal financial freedom i don't know yeah not everybody's
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interesting you can't just show everything in your life and accept yeah yeah you could be famous
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and broke um but yeah i mean when it does like yeah it's worth it because i mean it's
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it's more good than bad like it's cool to be known you know it's like cool to get recognized
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on the street because i'd argue that you still have your privacy both of you i'd argue that you
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guys both still have your privacy yeah we're not like i got recognized at the fucking deli the
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other day and the guy was um he was he was like really nervous and like shaking so i started
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joking around and then he started like yelling to the deli like yo he's a celebrity he's a celebrity
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like i see everyone in this deli every single day and he's like i you know it's right around the
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corner you know this is a couple blocks away uh-huh so what is it about that like now you feel
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like you can't walk into that deli the same no it's been fine since but i go into that store all
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the time like you don't need to be doing all that like you're putting you're making me high profile
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you know i'm not just a guy in the store anymore i'm now
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overall though i feel like your privacy is intact it's different if you're a mega star
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yeah i mean literally walk to the deli yeah people showed up in your backyard like and
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started fucking with oh yeah i can forget about that like people can analyze your house l.a or
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no in austin yeah your parents house no um not my house um i used to rent a three-bedroom
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house like on the outskirts of austin and then um somebody put a sheet over the fence
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and spray painted um congrats on three million subscribers and they put they threw balloons over
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the fence so the whole backyard was filled with balloons and i woke up and i i saw it and i was
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like oh that's nice my friends made me a celebration for three million subscribers
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because i thought it was my friends in the house i go out there i'm like oh this is nice i take a
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picture of it i go back inside my friends wake up i'm like hey thank you guys i really appreciate
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it i have good friends and they're like why like the thing in the backyard they're like we didn't
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do that and then i look out the window and i see people still throwing balloons and i'm just like
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what the fuck so now i'm just like watching them throw the balloons i think phil goes outside
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and starts like talking to them through the fence and so angry um like annoyed and stuff
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um because i like he just woke up like everybody's but you got a whole video it was in the morning
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it was like 8 a.m but you got a whole your title the video fans vandalize my house yeah i mean i
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got i got a video out of it um and then yeah the so it was a it was like a 20 year old guy
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and his son well not his son his little brother and they were making a youtube video they come
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to the front door and they knock on they knock on it and he tells phil like hey we're just uh
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we're making this youtube video going to youtubers houses uh if you guys like give us a connect to
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another youtuber we'll help you clean it up like what the fuck how's that gonna how's that out
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someone else's address yeah and we're gonna help you clean this mess and if you don't we're not
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gonna clean it we're just gonna vandalize your house and leave yeah yeah yeah exactly like i
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don't see their rationale their their logic and like because they don't see you as a person they
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see you as a meal ticket you're just something you're stepping stone yeah but they probably
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barely cared about your videos no offense yeah i mean i i just don't see how they thought i would
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agree on it i mean i guess like you said they don't see me as a person but that's how they
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found your video like someone else ratted you out because they're like fuck i don't want to clean
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this what do you mean like somebody else that they did it to yeah no i think i was the first
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person that they did it to oh so it's a bad idea from the jump yeah yeah did you think about going
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to the police no i mean it's nothing that crazy like i don't care as much as i look like i care
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online because in the video it looks like i got pissed off i'm more like posted online like that
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so i can let people know not to come but i'm more chill about it like i don't know i told them like
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hey don't worry about it just don't be weird you don't get paranoid bro i i'm like paranoid a lot
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of the time no i guess just because i know they're not gonna like murder me how do you know that i
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don't know i guess you don't know until it happens but um i don't know but like you're saying yeah
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we do still have privacy like this only happened once i mean we're not anything crazy like you
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know um like uh pop like uh pop smoke beavers yeah yeah like the tiktokers need to walk around
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with security yeah wait huh the tiktokers like um the one who fought um yeah he needs security
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when he walks around but he's huge bro yeah i mean he's like a celebrity so we don't need
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security yeah i mean we're we're still like i mean we're mid yeah off brand celebrities but i
00:40:55.120
wonder i wonder how that feels though like uh riding around in like a five percent tent like
00:41:01.720
a chauffeur um and you step out and like it's just flash like a bunch of flashes people taking
00:41:08.800
pictures of you and people come up with like your your vinyls with a sharpie like that i mean of
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course that would suck but like for one day that would be awesome to experience i think so too
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yeah i think everybody who doesn't experience that thinks it would be unreal oh yeah but once
00:41:26.340
you have it dude and like on really travis scott level yeah yeah i imagine you'll go crazy knowing
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you can't like even walk outside and like get a drink or some shit you saw him in paris travis
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scott no what happened he was driving around in like a jeep and bro just i would say like a thousand
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people just following him he didn't say he was going to be there or anything but it's just like
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people noticing him they just saw him through the window of his car it had no windows like i mean he
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was trying to okay he was trying to get attention a little bit but it's just crazy man like it looked
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like a thousand people just following him um couldn't even drive like because it's just people
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surrounded yeah it's fun for a bit and then it gets draining like you don't want to do that all
00:42:17.040
day yeah do you want to get to that level do you do you feel like an attention seeker do you feel
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like like you desire fame uh yeah a little bit especially like in high school i guess because
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i used to be really shy and i hear a lot of people say this like people who i guess
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i don't know didn't get a lot of attention likes to seek it yeah um but i kind of want to get on
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a level like that or i have a desire a little bit i want to like go so hard to where i regret it
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You know, like, I want to get pissed off at the dinner table when somebody comes up, you know?
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That's not the only thing I want, because obviously that's the wrong reason to do what I do, you know?
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Like, you don't want to make work for the awards.
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it's just like oh that'll be sick you know for the most part no um but i guess if like
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they treat me normal yeah um yeah i don't know like you had a good
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I remember telling her about this two days ago because I didn't tell her initially.
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He was, like, in character, like, doing some Biden thing.
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And I look over, like, damn, I got a fat ass.
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I'm like, yo, stop, stop, stop doing your character.
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But she was a good level of fan because she'd maybe seen like two videos or something like that.
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And she wasn't, it wasn't ever, she never felt like a fan.
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But it was one of those interactions, like someone coming up to you, like, hey, I like your videos.
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Before that happened, I would say I would never have done that.
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And the reason why I think it feels weird with a fan, you have the perfect video about it.
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um that one where you said like you were hanging out with a girl that was like
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uh patreon yeah remember and it's like i don't know you feel like the the girl is like more
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she's just a fan like she's not coming on to you something more yeah like let's say a girl
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comes up to you and says like hey i like your videos that's not like them hitting on you that's
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just them being a fan so that's why i would feel weird because let's say i was attracted to the
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girl my intentions are different than hers she's just like thinks it's cool like oh i watch his
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videos that's it you think it's a bit manipulative too like you know they're invested in you and your
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life so it's easier no but the thing is they're invested in a different way so there's no way
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for me to know for sure no i know but that's what i'm saying you know that they're invested in the
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videos like the character you portray what they see on youtube so if you were to pursue it you
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have that in the back of your head like it's going to be easier for me she already has this
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connection to me that isn't really me but if i really wanted to like i could you know what i
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mean um at least that's how i think about it if someone comes up to you and they're like i'm the
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biggest fan yeah leeway you know what i mean but that doesn't mean you should use it yeah but i i
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think it just feels weird um it's hard to describe why i think it's like an ethical thing to be
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honest i don't think it's ethical it's just it's just confusing because you don't know what
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someone's intentions are you just you don't know why they want to hang out with you yeah like a
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one-night stand type thing even then that's what i mean you think it's unethical yeah bro because
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you know like uh maybe not i don't know that was my initial thought if someone's so fangirling
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over you it's kind of like manipulative that you know how bad they want you that you're just
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going to do it knowing that you don't care about them you just want to fuck you're saying that's
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manipulative it's unethical because they're really horny yeah and you know like what's wrong with
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that like you're giving them what they want but how do you know that's what they want if they're
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all over you and they're fangirling then no but it could just be that they're fangirling that
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they're a fan so you know like i don't know oh i thought you're talking about groupies
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that is lucky what i'm talking about yeah he's saying it's unethical to fuck a groupie
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i mean you probably it's just i don't think it's unethical it depends what they're looking for i
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guess too if they're like yeah if they're looking for a one-night stand with you but if they really
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just fuck with you and you're like taking advantage of that all right so fuck me then
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if you really fuck with me what that not make sense no did you get that no i don't know if i
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should talk about this but fuck it uh no i fucked a groupie in la and like she told me that she was
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a groupie like straight up and i thought that was weird that she called herself that and she was
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like no for real like i i have tinder and i try to like hook up with guys that have like a name
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for themselves and she pulled out her um her notes list and she had a list of people that she's
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had sex with and i'm not gonna say who's on the list i can't i can't name a song
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nah um i well i didn't know most of the guys that were on the list but um of course some
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but were there any like standout names you're like what the fuck no nothing it wasn't really
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anything crazy uh not like the fucking like a chris brown yeah nothing like that um but i thought
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that this was so crazy how straight up this girl was like i enjoyed talking to her because like
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she it was like she wasn't bullshitting yeah yeah it was a cool inside look that's what i'm saying
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i like when women are just open about their honus just be a slut yeah and i saw her and this like
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it was i mean it's weird but i don't really care much but like i saw her add my name to the list
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and it's like this is weird you know but this is cool did she do it after before like right after
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you nutted she just opened up her phone and wrote no i mean she was like showing me like after yeah
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oh okay and then she typed it in like right after yeah yeah imagine she didn't type it and just
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didn't claim you because the sex was that bad and you just don't even make the list
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and then um dude another thing is um was it fire how was it fire what do you mean
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oh yeah it was it was sick it was sick yeah not sick like that no no no it was a bomb
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bomb yeah okay all right um convincing but that is not convincing you're right you should never
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describe a pussy as bomb um yeah of course i wrapped it up um but um
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so her so so get what you're shaking your head at me wrapping it up
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bro it's la yeah it's nasty um so then her friend facetimes her and this shit is so crazy
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her friend so she was out like at a club right her friends at a club they're obviously like
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you know just trying to find a guy to like you know fuck so her friend facetimes her and she
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answers like this hey guess what you know the the two guys i was trying to go after um well
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choo choo and then she's like no way you did it yeah yeah yeah they trained me they were literally
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talking like that like they were that that was her attention at the club yeah sure yeah show me
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a picture off camera yeah what you're working with all right um i'll do it after the podcast
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yeah um but yeah i mean that's just so two other guys right yeah two other guys um but it's just
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crazy to me like how these like i don't know like la girls just you know that's a standard la that's
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want to put me on a list i don't think i'm list level
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yeah i'm sure yeah yeah who else did anyone i know is on that list um
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i don't yeah one but again i'll say it after okay yeah um okay i want to know and i want to
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see the picture so we're gonna wrap up the podcast thank you that's the kind of quality
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podcast if you want to fuck steezy kane just dm him if you want to know where the brothels
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are at sliding my DMs, put you on, happy ending promo code, steezy, you got that, link in
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description, stay sober, oh yeah, I'm downloading Tinder so I can, I'll have her IP, she's the
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first ever, cause I like skinny girls, bro, I swear to me, the bitch from Belgium looks
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exactly, that's her, that's her, no way, bro, no fucking way, this is her, that's the bitch
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Fucked in Atlanta what that's her. I swear to God
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picture of her lips but it's blurry so you can't really read oh I can't believe
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that that's no fucking way I'm asking my brother in you remember name yeah yeah
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yeah wow podcast yo we that's this where Eskimo goes me it's easy there's no
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what I found out I just showed him the girl and he was like I hit it too I was
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just saying like after the podcast oh yeah she wants to know I knew a girl who
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like move to LA from like this it's the same girl and I didn't make the list I'm not list here