SHNEAKO - January 28, 2026


I can't believe she said this publicly...


Episode Stats

Length

25 minutes

Words per Minute

164.31808

Word Count

4,194

Sentence Count

161

Misogynist Sentences

23

Hate Speech Sentences

32


Summary

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Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 Piers wife just put that out there. Dude, I'm supposed to be in a good mood. I'm like,
00:00:03.220 I'm feeling sad right now. They're just going to read the headline where it says she's unsatisfied
00:00:07.240 in the bed because Piers broke his hip. They're only going to see the fact that Piers is in the
00:00:11.700 hospital and her wife needs to signal to the world she's not sexually satisfied because he has a
00:00:17.560 broken hip. Piers, bro. Piers, I really feel for you. Wallahi, I feel for you. Right now, I'm one
00:00:23.660 4 a.m. falling crutch away from Kathy Bates in misery. Dude, she hates you. She publicized an
00:00:30.180 article to write about how much she hates you. I think this is worse than anything you're accusing
00:00:34.200 me or EA of. So I saw this. Get well soon. I think I replied to this. Oh, no, there's another tweet.
00:00:42.360 I said, get well soon, Piers Morgan. Get well soon. We're all, I speak for all of us when I say
00:00:48.200 we are praying for Piers Morgan. We want Piers Morgan. What the fuck is this, bro? What the
00:00:53.160 fuck bro what dude what the fuck are you doing brother what the fuck bro ew dude yeah so it's
00:01:04.140 saying Piers Morgan's spouse Celia Walden Piers why did she I mean she has a different name
00:01:09.980 that's like I don't know what she so first his wife is so he's in the hospital his hip died in
00:01:15.440 the holly and Piers Morgan's spouse who refused to take his name says that taking care of the
00:01:20.480 bedridden morgan after breaking his hip has been the greatest test of their wedding vows
00:01:24.180 he has been injured for a couple of weeks and so you know even though he's trying to slander me
00:01:30.680 he is lying pierce morgan's lying on my name right now let's really put into context
00:01:34.700 he's trying to call me the most evil thing of all time
00:01:38.120 here's i'm not a i'm not a hitler supporter hitler's dead idiot but differences aside even
00:01:45.940 though you're kind of putting it out there that I need to be attacked I do wish you well I don't
00:01:51.300 wish this upon anybody so your spouse according to this post is not taking your last name and
00:01:56.760 she's saying that it's the most it's the biggest test of her marriage because she can't sleep
00:02:01.260 because you're because you're ridden in bed that's horrible though like that that woman it seems like
00:02:06.540 if this is true it looks like she's taking advantage of the situation and you know adding
00:02:11.260 stress in your life that you don't need I wouldn't wish that upon anybody her name is she doesn't
00:02:16.440 take your last name and she's saying that why is she saying this publicly I hate seeing women take
00:02:20.840 stuff like this publicly so I really do help you you get well soon and we are praying for Piers
00:02:27.040 Morgan regardless man he still is he's still a man and he still is he still is in the matrix like
00:02:32.680 the rest of us so I mean there's a whole article about it right here actually go see it and I
00:02:38.840 tweeted here horrific to hear get well soon and i really mean that i'm not i'm not trolling this
00:02:44.660 stuff is it's tough to see bro it's tough to see people go out like that celia walden caring for
00:02:49.980 my invalid husband peers the biggest test of our wedding vow this this is like the headline of the
00:02:54.440 fucking article damn dude but in sickness and in health fall what do you say what do you say in
00:03:01.680 sickness what but in sickness and in health yeah that's their wedding vows but but in sickness and
00:03:06.860 in health but in sickness and in health yeah bro it's like she's she's going public and saying that
00:03:13.160 you're not doing your job as a man i signed up yeah look i signed up to in sickness and health
00:03:17.920 but it's almost two weeks since he broke his hip and my patients with my patient is wearing thin
00:03:21.860 so she can't so is she saying that she she's fiending because she hasn't had sex in two weeks
00:03:28.340 jeez bro
00:03:32.160 stay strong bro
00:03:36.840 Piers Morgan in hospital
00:03:40.600 in a hospital
00:03:42.060 she wrote the article
00:03:43.600 she wrote the article
00:03:47.620 I thought it was written by somebody else
00:03:49.640 no
00:03:53.020 Piers
00:03:55.940 what is she doing bro
00:03:57.720 what the fuck are you doing
00:04:05.480 earlier this month after he tripped on a step
00:04:08.940 and felt like a sack of spuds
00:04:10.660 bro he's so British
00:04:12.080 he said on the Tucker Carlson show
00:04:16.540 that he doesn't care if the UK
00:04:18.680 gets taken over by immigrants
00:04:20.080 because he likes a nice curry
00:04:21.360 I like curry
00:04:23.060 I like curry
00:04:25.100 I like Arsenal
00:04:26.980 Arsenal. Come on, you gunners. He felt like a sack of spuds. Like a sack of spuds. That is so,
00:04:37.660 that's like Wallace and Gromit level of British. What the fuck is a sack of spud? What is that?
00:04:43.740 What do you niggas eat in the UK? Do I actually want to read this article now? I'm actually going
00:04:49.440 to put in my email address. I'm going to, fuck it. I'm reading this article. Hold on.
00:04:52.700 Piers' wife just put that out there.
00:04:55.080 99.9% of people aren't even going to read her article.
00:04:58.040 They're just going to read that.
00:04:59.020 They're just going to read the headline where it says she's unsatisfied in the bed because Piers broke his hip.
00:05:04.420 They're only going to see the fact that Piers is in the hospital and her wife needs to signal to the world she's not sexually satisfied because he has a broken hip.
00:05:13.020 Piers, bro.
00:05:14.600 I really feel for you.
00:05:15.820 Wallahi, I feel for you.
00:05:17.300 And I'm praying for you, man.
00:05:19.900 Nobody even cares about the writing.
00:05:21.380 she's just signaling to the world that she's not she's not satisfied holy okay here we go let's
00:05:26.040 read the article now read the watch the aben preach video you guys keep spamming it do you
00:05:30.660 actually want to see it okay pierce uh phones ring differently when something bad has happened
00:05:37.780 i don't know how that could be true but it is so even before i answered my husband's call that
00:05:41.040 thursday afternoon 12 days ago actually that was the same day as the club accost since clubtober
00:05:46.220 7th that was the same day even before he blurted out i've done something stupid i knew that this
00:05:51.220 was not good someone's either had an accident or i died i decided as a standard name on the screen
00:05:56.340 thankfully nobody had died this article fucking sucks and i'm so mad that i just paid for this
00:05:59.840 this article sucks why did i do this i just got scammed by pierce's wife pierce your wife is
00:06:05.620 publicly disrespecting you and she's she's like literally ruining my stream and this writing
00:06:09.460 sucks and i hate this this article is bad thankfully nobody died blah blah he explained he was the one
00:06:16.780 who had the accident.
00:06:18.100 There's a link here.
00:06:19.220 Is there a picture?
00:06:23.340 It's a link to another article
00:06:24.680 about his broken hip.
00:06:27.200 Oh, he's 60?
00:06:28.880 Yeah, a business meeting
00:06:30.360 at a Mayfair hotel,
00:06:31.280 a step he didn't see.
00:06:32.000 Was he meeting with Mossad?
00:06:33.760 His body hit the floor.
00:06:35.200 Wow, she's like,
00:06:36.520 let his body hit the floor.
00:06:38.520 Let Pierce's body hit the floor.
00:06:40.220 Let his body hit the...
00:06:41.560 Ah!
00:06:46.780 that's not even fun i'm okay a business meeting in a mayfair hotel i stepped in and see his body
00:06:51.100 hitting the floor like the proverbial sack of spuds that he was in a huge amount of pain can
00:06:55.160 you walk i asked i'd rather pointlessly because obviously the man was going to be able to walk
00:06:59.680 no he replied wow so she's joking around dude look at it oh peers your wife you just fell like
00:07:05.840 a sack of spuds and she's like can you walk sarcastically because obviously you're fine
00:07:11.620 her first question wasn't hey are you okay Piers it was get up bitch
00:07:17.300 he's 60 he took a tumble like a sack of spuds London Bridge fell down and she's like can you
00:07:29.160 walk like can you walk can you walk can you take a steppy with a lefty and a righty
00:07:37.060 can you do this stepy
00:07:41.440 with one footy in the other
00:07:43.140 no he replied
00:07:47.220 like he's literally wincing in pain
00:07:49.240 in fact men have a pathological reluctance
00:07:52.580 to help themselves in medical emergencies
00:07:55.420 his wife
00:07:57.140 his wife
00:07:58.080 is this actually his wife
00:08:00.540 she's just writing an article
00:08:03.040 calling him a bitch
00:08:04.020 fact men are not pussies and they should so she's she's basically saying she expected him
00:08:13.360 to just get over it she's saying men are supposed to just get over when they take a little tumble
00:08:19.340 yeah that's his wife who hasn't taken his last name
00:08:24.960 man i'm which is why i had to convince my husband not to come home but to go straight to a and e
00:08:32.240 you know on account of how there might be people there
00:08:34.380 who could actually help you I explained
00:08:35.860 then I sprinted down there
00:08:37.560 I made the next TikTok
00:08:39.500 I'm releasing it in a few weeks
00:08:40.980 would love to chat with you on how to shape the future of media
00:08:43.760 what's the best way to chat
00:08:45.200 DM me on Twitter
00:08:48.340 says I'm serious
00:08:50.460 are you the upscrolled guy
00:08:51.580 I keep seeing people talk about that
00:08:52.880 don't say period slay queen
00:08:56.940 don't fucking gas her up chat
00:08:58.460 why are you gassing her up
00:08:59.720 bro this is a fallen soldier
00:09:03.340 Piers was one of us
00:09:05.320 at one point
00:09:06.260 Piers wake up
00:09:07.140 Piers wake up
00:09:08.540 you were one of us
00:09:09.520 Piers at his core
00:09:11.380 is a football hooligan
00:09:12.400 he's slamming down beers
00:09:14.860 he's drinking points
00:09:16.440 and saying
00:09:17.280 fuck Spurs
00:09:18.320 who are ya
00:09:19.860 who are
00:09:20.320 Piers in his soul
00:09:21.560 is the guy who's getting in fights
00:09:23.380 on the tube
00:09:24.120 when they lose the derby
00:09:26.480 when they lose
00:09:27.220 the London derby
00:09:28.940 the Merseyside Derby
00:09:30.200 no he's a Gunners fan
00:09:31.900 when he loses
00:09:32.780 against Tottenham
00:09:33.520 he's yelling
00:09:34.700 anti-Semitic slurs
00:09:35.840 at Tottenham
00:09:36.820 because Arsenal
00:09:37.860 they're like mostly black
00:09:38.940 they're more like
00:09:39.580 the grungy type of Londoners
00:09:41.000 the Spurs
00:09:42.020 that's where
00:09:43.420 the Jews of London
00:09:44.540 support the Spurs
00:09:45.440 so Piers grew up
00:09:47.820 being anti-Semitic
00:09:50.000 when they lose the game
00:09:50.900 you know often they don't
00:09:51.900 because Spurs
00:09:52.360 they've never won
00:09:52.860 a Premier League title
00:09:53.580 so they go in the tube
00:09:55.140 afterwards
00:09:55.580 and they start scrapping
00:09:56.940 and he's hammered.
00:09:58.960 How do you say drunk in London?
00:10:00.740 How do you say drunk in English?
00:10:02.260 He's plastered.
00:10:04.120 He's on the tube
00:10:04.880 and he's getting in fights.
00:10:07.440 What do you say?
00:10:09.180 What do you call drunk?
00:10:12.020 He's wasted.
00:10:12.920 No, not wasted.
00:10:13.680 He's pissed.
00:10:14.280 Yes, he's pissed drunk.
00:10:16.580 Pissed drunk.
00:10:18.360 And he's pissed off.
00:10:19.740 He's pissed drunk.
00:10:20.880 He's going to go to the pub.
00:10:22.980 He's going to go to the pub
00:10:24.120 to drown his sorrows
00:10:25.520 and yell anti-Semitic slurs at the Spurs fans
00:10:29.720 and get in a fight and then go home
00:10:32.520 and then do it all again and clock into work.
00:10:34.580 And then slowly, they just beat it out of him.
00:10:39.160 And they just take his soul away.
00:10:42.140 And now he's married to a woman
00:10:44.220 who's not taking his last name,
00:10:46.040 who's writing this article.
00:10:47.080 I'm not even trying to expose this.
00:10:48.200 I'm not doing this as a hit piece.
00:10:49.900 I'm saying this out of love.
00:10:52.620 His wife is calling him a pussy
00:10:54.380 because he can't get up after taking a tumble like a sack of spuds.
00:10:59.220 One look at his face, gray, clammy, with hands, white knuckles,
00:11:02.720 as he crutched the gurney in agony.
00:11:04.620 Why are you writing this, bro?
00:11:07.200 Yo, Cecilia, what's wrong with you?
00:11:10.800 His gray, clammy.
00:11:12.160 Why are you kicking him while he's down as your wife, as his wife?
00:11:17.040 Confirmed that this was indeed not good.
00:11:18.460 Nevertheless, when the doctor came back with the x-rays,
00:11:19.980 I held out for the three words we all yearn to hear in the event of a fall.
00:11:23.080 soft tissue damage as anyone with elderly parents knows anyone who lives in fear of steps
00:11:28.560 ruckled carpets and uneven paving stones that's the best case scenario what i didn't want to hear
00:11:33.820 from anyone in a white coat was any sense of starting was oh no particularly when that
00:11:38.380 sentence continued you fractured the neck of your femur it's a bad break and ended with
00:11:42.920 you may need a new hip we shouldn't be seeing this why am i looking at piers morgan's a six
00:11:50.080 year old man an old man why am i looking at his broken hip without his wife i would have never
00:11:56.160 seen this not she took a picture of this and posted and made money she's monetizing this and
00:12:01.260 starting a journalist career she's just like akash singh's wife you know akash singh is a famous
00:12:06.500 comedian who's on flagrant and now his wife is starting a podcast talking about all the dicks
00:12:11.980 she's taking in college not all the dicks she's saying but she's saying i was popping my pussy
00:12:16.980 for all the frat boys.
00:12:19.880 She's doing a girl talk podcast
00:12:21.400 talking about how much
00:12:22.160 she fucking hates her husband.
00:12:24.160 That's Akash Singh's life now.
00:12:25.440 Another fallen soldier.
00:12:28.460 I feel for these people, bro.
00:12:31.220 I feel for these people.
00:12:34.660 Look at Akash Singh.
00:12:36.860 An Indian man.
00:12:38.400 A good Indian man.
00:12:40.420 We've covered this extensively.
00:12:44.040 Another fallen soldier.
00:12:45.280 i was popping my pussy for all the frat boys he's doing a podcast so now she wants clout
00:12:52.360 he's famous so now she thinks she's famous piers wife cecilia is the same piers is a journalist
00:12:57.880 so now she's a journalist and look what she's making articles about is she writing about war
00:13:03.580 is she interviewing people the first i've heard of her is she doing a deep dive is she going into
00:13:09.300 a jungle is she and no she's posting about her fucking husband she's posting about her husband's
00:13:18.680 broken hip she's a random she's using her what her what her husband's clout to start a journalist
00:13:30.760 career literally kicking him while he's down peers with enemies like this who am i you hate me
00:13:38.040 Piers, you're calling me a Hitler lover and you claim I'm your enemy.
00:13:41.360 Your wife is doing more damage to you than I ever would even dream of doing.
00:13:45.660 I would never do this.
00:13:48.460 Wake up, man.
00:13:51.100 You're in the matrix, Piers.
00:13:52.760 Come.
00:13:53.440 Come with us.
00:13:54.520 Come to the good side, Piers Morgan.
00:13:57.060 On God, I'm inviting you to come.
00:14:00.320 Join Love Speech.
00:14:02.160 Come to the gym with me.
00:14:03.280 If you don't want to do debate, Piers Morgan, I will gladly fly to London.
00:14:08.040 right hand of god i'll fly to london we can go to the gym we could start looks maxing
00:14:13.700 we can get clavicular he'll park the cyber truck and he'll inject trt right into you
00:14:18.900 right next to your hip sorry i said it was a little but i'm not gonna take it i'm not gonna
00:14:26.080 bone smash your 60 this is the time to take trt this is the time for a new awakening for a second
00:14:31.700 prime, Piers, and I'll go. I swear to God, I will go to a Gunners game with you. And I might even
00:14:38.500 drink a pint with you. I won't drink a pint. I won't have a cheeky pint, but I'll go to the
00:14:42.800 Gunners game with you. And I'll flip off the Spurs fans. And I'll beat up a Chelsea fan on the tube
00:14:47.860 with you. We got to wake up that spirit of you. This is about men. It's bigger than this stupid
00:14:53.540 argument. I know you hate me. I know all this stuff. You've been talking shit. But anything
00:14:59.800 you say i'm doing it's way worse than what your wife's you need a new stylist what is that fit
00:15:05.320 loud print
00:15:06.760 anyway a new hip there must be some mistake my husband is 60. he just fell off a step there
00:15:24.720 wasn't and that's when the doom montage started up in both our heads you know the little horror
00:15:28.900 movie that plays out in an emergency when all the forthcoming mysteries and complications are
00:15:33.120 spliced together in a chilling fast-forwarded sequence the general anesthetic the operation
00:15:37.220 itself although one of the three most successful surgeries of the 21st century with an incredibly
00:15:42.560 low death rate of 0.3 percent that's still 300 people dying in the uk year his wife is saying
00:15:47.700 essentially to get over it because it's a low death rate the crutches the rehab a massive hit
00:15:56.940 to your professional life the canceled holiday you can't do long-haul flights for up to three
00:16:00.580 months as it turns out you know that nigga really tts 20 to say i'll print my nigga like
00:16:06.400 you gotta niggas about 20 bucks to say i'll print that's that's like on the level of piers
00:16:12.980 morgan's wife like bro what is again look i know people don't see the difference this is the
00:16:17.880 difference in youtube and kick we saw at the stream youtube chatters are like stico why did
00:16:21.960 you not read my dm like it's like the 50 from a guy in albania sneeko what the fuck you don't
00:16:29.460 why aren't you listening to my advice that's how youtube tds sounds kick is like
00:16:34.680 this is quilly elprint gamble drink lean
00:16:41.420 YouTuber kick
00:16:48.740 YouTube has a little bit of an edge
00:16:50.640 but
00:16:51.180 kick is funnier
00:16:53.060 kick is funnier
00:16:53.800 and YouTube is more parasocial
00:16:55.060 and schizo
00:16:55.540 kick is parasocial
00:16:56.880 and like a weirder
00:16:57.700 like weird
00:16:58.360 kick is like
00:17:01.380 kick sounds like this
00:17:02.420 ready
00:17:02.700 yes
00:17:03.880 yes
00:17:04.760 yes
00:17:05.540 yes
00:17:06.240 uncle
00:17:06.920 uncle
00:17:08.120 you is a faggot
00:17:11.040 nigger that's cake youtube it's like brother sneak read my dm why will you not read my dm
00:17:18.560 and disagree with me at that that's the difference
00:17:24.660 before any of that could begin to be processed something was going to be needed to help with
00:17:31.640 the pain morphine ideally uh intravenous oh i don't want to pronounce this word wrong
00:17:38.920 but I'm about to do a Kaisenad thing
00:17:40.580 so I don't get clipped
00:17:41.300 I'm probably going to get clipped anyway
00:17:43.060 how do I pronounce this correctly?
00:17:45.180 intravenously?
00:17:45.740 fuck
00:17:45.980 intravenously
00:17:47.820 fuck
00:17:48.360 fuck
00:17:49.280 what'd you say?
00:17:51.820 can you spend some slots?
00:17:52.560 no
00:17:52.940 well at least you spent that money on TTS
00:17:55.940 fuck
00:18:01.060 fuck
00:18:01.600 fuck
00:18:02.160 alright chat
00:18:04.020 maybe I should give up streaming
00:18:04.920 chat
00:18:05.280 I quit streaming
00:18:07.440 okay i'm going to start uh i'm joining vivette all right i'm going to walk around my journal
00:18:14.620 we're going to be doing reading streams from here on out me and rakai are going to be reading on
00:18:17.840 stream me and rakai are going to be reading on stream all right
00:18:25.000 and they should probably give pierce something for his leg too
00:18:33.760 very few things live up or down to the doom montage as challenging as the aftermath of
00:18:39.120 accidents are they don't need to they don't tend to be quiet as bad as we think they'll be in the
00:18:43.000 moments of diagnosis this however so much worse certainly the biggest test of the vows we've had
00:18:47.580 to endure so far and for anyone out there with the big hole where their sense of humor should be
00:18:51.700 yes i do realize how lucky we are what do you mean sense of humor why the fuck are you laughing at
00:18:56.140 your husband's hip yeah I didn't I didn't skip the word intravenously that's what I said the
00:19:04.700 first time um big hole we should talk about big hole how's your OFA shut the fuck up I don't
00:19:14.360 I signed up to in sickness and in health but there was nothing in the small print what what
00:19:20.860 she means small print is his wife saying l print just like kick chat in the small print about
00:19:28.060 shower stools yo his wife his wife said l print and once i've assembled the most hideous piece
00:19:34.560 of furniture in existence i sent peers a picture i sent peers a picture of a caption this is what
00:19:40.440 the end of a marriage looks like followed by a laughing emoji his reply came seconds later
00:19:46.200 He also said invalid wangage means inability to walk.
00:19:59.380 Is anyone else mind blown?
00:20:02.000 A little bit?
00:20:02.800 I'm not trying to exaggerate.
00:20:03.920 Is this not crazy?
00:20:08.040 Piers.
00:20:10.960 This is what the end of a marriage looks like.
00:20:14.480 Crying emoji.
00:20:16.200 She's literally like a kick chatter.
00:20:21.400 Pierce, you're in the hospital with a broken hip
00:20:24.360 and your wife is publicly saying, laughing,
00:20:28.140 saying she's going to leave you.
00:20:33.860 Oh, I ain't going to lie.
00:20:35.800 I don't like to fight dirty.
00:20:38.560 I wanted to say on policy and stuff and the disagreements,
00:20:43.300 I saw people talking about different stuff.
00:20:46.120 I'm not going to bring it up.
00:20:47.180 I'm not going to be disrespectful.
00:20:48.940 They were saying this stuff about, I don't want to bring it up.
00:20:52.540 You guys saw it.
00:20:53.120 Mr. Suds, okay?
00:20:55.000 Really, I don't want to bring that up.
00:20:57.820 Wola.
00:20:59.280 I'm reading this article, however.
00:21:03.800 Piers.
00:21:06.860 Say it ain't so.
00:21:09.180 You honestly deserve better than this.
00:21:12.740 Does he?
00:21:13.880 He's just kind of trying to ruin my life.
00:21:16.060 but British humor you don't understand nigga okay I can understand British humor if it's
00:21:24.020 literally a private joke this is for the fucking world to see this is for the world
00:21:30.480 long lines of laughing emojis have followed the most frequent message I've been sent by friends
00:21:39.900 over the past 12 days is peers a good patient presumably because they know that while my
00:21:43.800 husband's idea of absolute hell is probably being stuck in a lift with harry megan and the entire
00:21:47.980 broken beckham family this is so british being confined to an armchair and extremely tight
00:21:53.340 thigh length dvt socks and banned from drinking alcohol runs a close second the white stocking
00:21:59.120 i have developed a curious fondness for with his nike tracksuit bottoms pulled up to knee
00:22:03.820 piers is rocking 18th century nobleman chic if nothing else sadly i am the valet in this scenario
00:22:11.960 She's sad about this.
00:22:13.900 And the demands come thick and fast.
00:22:15.840 Okay, now it's thick and fast.
00:22:16.920 Before it was L-Print.
00:22:18.280 Starting at 4 a.m. when I'm woken either by a falling crutch,
00:22:20.860 Piers asked me to put on his rubberized grip slipper socks.
00:22:24.560 And ending circa 10 p.m. when the last of lap trays has been cleared
00:22:27.800 and the hot chocolate brought to the bedside.
00:22:30.020 Piers, let's bring up the tweet from yesterday.
00:22:32.520 Let's bring up the tweet from yesterday.
00:22:34.700 You said the reason that you ducked the debate was because you were bedridden.
00:22:38.140 You said it was because you did not want to have to deal with this stuff again.
00:22:41.320 right look at this is what your wife is saying you're going through
00:22:44.380 the suffering anguish now we know and i'm i shouldn't know this dude like really this is
00:22:52.560 like i don't know if you consider the art of war again he said yesterday i wasn't aware we booked
00:22:58.180 you as i was in hospital with a broken hip and when i heard i decided i've endured enough pain
00:23:01.860 recently whether adding to your juvenile hitler celebrating bullshit to stuff i need meds for
00:23:05.480 so it turns out the pain you are receiving peers is really not from the hip itself but it's from
00:23:10.280 your wife publicly humiliating you, bro. I don't want to know about this article. I should not
00:23:15.140 have this. I don't want to be reading this. The pain you are receiving, let's analyze this. It's
00:23:21.100 not by me. It's not from me and my hit-arriving bullshit. The holly, is this not the holly?
00:23:31.420 This is worse than a broken hip.
00:23:33.880 watch the album preview video okay we'll watch it let me finish the article it's almost over
00:23:40.580 next time i know i'd wanted to be a selfless wife and endlessly a tolerant nurse but as the
00:23:44.700 days have worn on and peers sappiness has increased my patience has worn thin it's possible that i
00:23:48.600 have on occasion left the remote control just a centimeter out of reach with love island 12
00:23:52.680 season boxing on telly on telly i'm watching the love island bro she's watching chase the
00:23:57.680 more on love island instead of taking care of you peers why is your wife watching chase the
00:24:02.640 more on love island instead of instead of nursing you bro dude i'm supposed to be in a good mood
00:24:11.680 i'm like i'm feeling sad right now the portion sizes may have been a little reduced the carbs
00:24:16.700 eliminated and the treats withheld as i have more from florence nightingale into nurse ratchet
00:24:20.480 nurse ratchet it's from uh one flew over the cuckoo's nest and we'll get through this of
00:24:26.440 course we will but i'll be honest with you right now i'm one 4 a.m falling crutch away
00:24:31.440 from Kathy Bates in Misery.
00:24:35.560 Dude, she hates you.
00:24:39.920 She publicized an article
00:24:41.320 to write about how much she hates you.
00:24:46.980 I think this is worse than anything
00:24:48.360 you're accusing me or EA of.
00:25:01.440 Thank you.