SHNEAKO - February 17, 2022


I Made a Cringe Vacation Vlog to Cover the Flight ✈️


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

191.67717

Word Count

2,128

Sentence Count

88

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

14


Summary

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Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 I got a bear girl showing me love cause they heard my song on the radio
00:00:04.260 Chattin' to me when she's with a man
00:00:06.340 So we got a speaking code
00:00:08.240 In Mexico for Valentine's Day weekend
00:00:10.340 Really needed this vacation, I ain't gonna lie
00:00:12.140 I need to hide my pimple with a hat
00:00:13.680 Yo, this was a crazy morning, so every time we go on vacation
00:00:16.100 Some shit goes wrong
00:00:16.980 I don't know if you remember the vlog we did in Miami
00:00:18.880 But we showed up there and they gave away our room
00:00:21.120 We showed up to the airport, you're supposed to get there
00:00:23.180 I guess an hour or two hours before an international flight
00:00:26.360 We showed up there literally like one minute late
00:00:28.560 and so i go to the kiosk and they didn't give me the ticket they said all right they gave it away
00:00:32.640 so we just missed our flight luckily my big brain finessed it and while she was waiting in line at
00:00:38.080 the h thing i went went downstairs and i finessed it i got the standby line and we got to fly like
00:00:42.240 half an hour later luckily yo i was really thinking like we weren't going to go on the trip i was
00:00:47.360 really thinking that but i'm my high iq i've saved those i just need to get to just lay i just need
00:00:52.320 to lay in the sun you know what i'm saying be a fat american for three days all you can eat type
00:00:58.000 resort don't worry though there's some amp guys are gonna be on this vacation too so we're it's
00:01:01.840 not just gonna be me and maria cringey vlogging in the hotel room gracias how's my accent that
00:01:07.680 was good right gracias some always we go to puerto rico and the key doesn't work to the bmb we go to
00:01:13.440 miami and they don't have a room and we can pay three thousand dollars to stay in a marriott
00:01:18.240 this is nice man this is nice i need to get to the point where i don't fly commercial anymore
00:01:23.120 Because I don't need to deal with that whack-ass broke bullshit. I feel so ghetto on a frontier flight
00:01:27.740 Okay, we didn't go spirit, but the rest of them did I just need to get to the point where
00:01:31.880 Why did you leave the suitcase here by the way you see me going right you just left it
00:01:36.640 You were rolling it and then she just left it for the man
00:01:39.080 Didn't ask me to hold it just like left it because I'm a man and I could do it and they complain about the wage gap
00:01:44.360 They can they'll still complain about the wage gap. This is all her stuff, too
00:01:47.600 There's none of my shits in here. Hey reveal. Let's see if we got some wax shit
00:01:53.120 coffee maker what it's Wow a bed we got a little balcony shit yeah yeah bro they
00:02:06.440 don't okay everyone hates me nah this this balcony that's dope I know I saw I
00:02:11.880 dropped the passport but I'm vlogging so I'm not gonna I didn't want to interrupt
00:02:14.660 it I know is that the the cameraman from a&p that wait that's the guy that
00:02:21.680 That sits in the back of peer-to-peer
00:02:27.860 In Mexico, I can't this is such a surprise
00:02:37.640 Don't put that in the video. Why are you flying frontier? You know with the honest answer? Yes, other niggas didn't want to spend money
00:02:43.260 That's the honest answer. Why did you fly frontier? Do I want to be the dickhead to like be like alright y'all got frontier
00:02:49.280 I'm gonna go adults the first time that seems like there's something that you would do 45 minutes ago said
00:02:53.880 I'm in heaven and hasn't answered a phone sense. I have a naughty where he is my assumption
00:02:58.160 He's fucking some 35 year old. That's why I was on his first one, right? Yeah
00:03:02.560 We're like have the curse of being numb to it. I guess I will do something again this month
00:03:07.480 This is like he's mad excited running around
00:03:09.480 No, no, no.
00:03:11.480 Tricks and skeins bro
00:03:13.480 Been through a lot of those
00:03:15.480 People in my life that I love
00:03:17.480 Why are you instigating with the flamingo?
00:03:19.480 What did you say?
00:03:21.480 Hey, yo
00:03:23.480 You took a poop there?
00:03:25.480 Oh, there it is
00:03:27.480 It's not that cold
00:03:29.480 You gotta take a risk to get content
00:03:31.480 You gotta take a risk or else it's a bad video
00:03:33.480 There's gotta be something that's uncomfortable
00:03:35.480 Hi, hi, hi.
00:03:36.480 Hello.
00:03:37.480 Hello, sir.
00:03:38.480 Can I get a josex?
00:03:39.480 Yes, sir.
00:03:40.480 Welcome, welcome.
00:03:41.480 Thank you.
00:03:42.480 Where you from, guys?
00:03:43.480 New York.
00:03:44.480 Can you teach me some Mexican phrases?
00:03:46.480 Hello, hello, amigo.
00:03:47.480 Welcome, welcome.
00:03:48.480 Is this like a Muslim prayer or some shit?
00:03:51.480 No, it's a few racist motherfuckers.
00:03:54.480 Holy shit.
00:03:55.480 My pupils are already locked right now.
00:03:56.480 Why are you closing your eyes and praying?
00:03:57.480 Because it's cold as hell.
00:03:58.480 You're fine, man.
00:03:59.480 I am.
00:04:00.480 Ay, ay, ay, mamuro laboroso!
00:04:02.480 You're fine.
00:04:03.480 You're fine.
00:04:05.800 You know, Sniko, these kind of environments really humble me as a person.
00:04:09.920 Like, if you look over in that direction over there,
00:04:12.280 like, it just makes me really think of how, like, I appreciate...
00:04:15.560 Why did you have to...
00:04:16.360 No, I'm being humble.
00:04:17.800 This is why I got my camera.
00:04:19.580 So you could flash.
00:04:20.460 I'm being humble.
00:04:21.400 Listen to the words I'm saying.
00:04:23.260 Shout out to John.
00:04:25.040 35-year-old woman cheeks.
00:04:26.500 Why are you going like that?
00:04:27.400 You're the only one to cough is crazy.
00:04:28.720 Yo, wasn't this the case?
00:04:29.600 Let me ask you this.
00:04:30.280 When we were kids, who was the default Spanish person?
00:04:33.480 It was Mexicans, right?
00:04:35.480 I didn't even learn the difference to like, I moved to the States.
00:04:38.480 That's why Phantom gets so tight when you call him Mexican.
00:04:40.480 He's Mexican though.
00:04:42.480 I'm talking only Phantom, I'm just saying.
00:04:44.480 But look how different, look at her, she's Dominican too.
00:04:46.480 Like look at the curls, like do you see any, they don't look the same.
00:04:49.480 It's like calling you Egyptian.
00:04:52.480 That's racist.
00:04:53.480 Musa, I'm sorry about all the copyrighted music in the background, I know.
00:04:56.480 Deadass bro, if you don't learn how to audio mix, like I gotta fire you and find some other 18 year old kid.
00:05:00.480 This shit is getting whacked.
00:05:01.480 Audio mix is what? Who did that?
00:05:02.480 He doesn't know how to fix audio like it's just ear rape in every video
00:05:06.500 So this is this shit is all kind of bullshit, right?
00:05:10.380 Nah, this shit is all boy. We're here just like in Mexico just sitting by a bar talking shit
00:05:14.480 Just like being consumers capitalizing off of cheap labor from local Mexicans here. I am recording man
00:05:20.600 This shit is all like these people got to go home to their families and all they do is serving dumbass Americans
00:05:25.240 We just have too much money to spend we're fat and just getting lazy
00:05:27.960 It's gonna sound really ugly.
00:05:29.180 That shit is fucking lame, bro.
00:05:31.120 All this is a scam, bro.
00:05:32.680 One of the seven deadly sins were just here being bleh.
00:05:36.600 So we're waiting for John.
00:05:37.480 John is somewhere AWOL in some room,
00:05:39.180 and I told Waleed, John is a funny ass nigga,
00:05:41.900 and you gotta prepare.
00:05:43.140 That's not what you said.
00:05:43.920 Say what you said.
00:05:44.540 I said that, like, I gotta mentally prepare
00:05:46.400 for how he's gonna be making my girl laugh over and over,
00:05:48.540 and I have to, like, step my game up to reach his,
00:05:51.040 I can't, I have to compete now, you know?
00:05:52.560 You can't, though.
00:05:54.200 I will, but you can't.
00:05:56.660 But I'm going to, because I have to.
00:05:58.600 That is way funny to me.
00:05:59.560 Every girl around me, he's incredibly way funny.
00:06:01.640 Why are you so close to my damn face?
00:06:04.260 Why are you wearing gray sweats and a beater?
00:06:06.380 It's a pool.
00:06:07.060 Why are you wearing slides and socks, John?
00:06:08.860 You wearing a beanie in Mexico?
00:06:11.240 Why you got a beanie on in Mexico?
00:06:12.840 What up, John?
00:06:13.360 Check out the amenities.
00:06:14.380 What up, the John family?
00:06:15.520 Feeling good, man.
00:06:16.600 Nice and dry.
00:06:17.060 Where you been at, by the way?
00:06:18.460 You were AWOL for like two hours.
00:06:19.860 Where'd you go?
00:06:20.620 Just checking everything out, make sure everything was safe.
00:06:24.200 I had to check out.
00:06:24.860 Checking it out?
00:06:25.500 Just checking out the barrier.
00:06:26.380 You know, make sure everything's secure, you know, secure and secure very numbered out here
00:06:31.020 You know, so I'm making sure that everything's in our best interest. You don't say I saw you just got a fresh line
00:06:35.400 Of why you went a whole ski mask in Mexico. It's like 80 degrees out
00:06:38.100 I take it off when I need it, you know, so I just had to use up put it back
00:06:41.000 I gotta hide it. I gotta keep it fresh but got 70 more hours
00:06:45.180 We low-key broke up a week ago and then we still had the reservations for this trip booked like the resort and the flight and everything
00:06:51.940 And I was like trying to cancel it
00:06:53.940 okay but the reason i was trying to cancel it was because the same thing she told me a story about
00:06:57.960 how she had a resort book should i kind of tell us yeah sure he she had a resort booked in the
00:07:02.280 dominican republic he's gonna watch it send me an email he's gonna say that i'm a piece of shit
00:07:06.040 yeah but they had a maria and her ex had a resort booked in the dominican republic and then they
00:07:12.140 broke up and they still went same situation you can't cancel a reservation and she said on the
00:07:16.100 trip that they didn't do nothing relationshipy you got what i'm saying like sleeping in the
00:07:21.680 same room in the same bed and not doing girlfriend boyfriend activities and i'm like i don't believe
00:07:25.380 you you're just lying to me right now wondering like what's gonna happen to me like am i gonna
00:07:29.160 go to mexico yes yes oh because how am i gonna go out i can't go outside like that yeah so you're
00:07:36.660 just using me with love you really think you could stay at a resort with your ex-girlfriend for four
00:07:42.720 days and not do no around thing are you serious so what do you think of the the amp squad they're
00:07:47.720 funny funny like funnier than me no okay good good good that was the correct answer
00:07:56.200 she says anything else you gotta you looking good i ain't gonna lie like this outfit fire
00:08:02.600 what should how for all the dudes who like they got they got girlfriends that don't have no drip
00:08:07.160 like where did you get this outfit new again new york yeah but last time i plugged it it was all
00:08:12.760 dudes following the account so yeah don't follow me guys so if you like dudes stop trying to slide
00:08:19.000 on my girl it's for girls who like if your girl needs to get their drip up follow new again new
00:08:25.080 york for vintage clothing because like look i'm posting these pieces soon this is a thrifted fit
00:08:29.960 They don't understand what that
00:08:41.920 They don't get it bro
00:08:43.140 They don't get it
00:08:44.000 What happened?
00:08:51.720 It's so romantic
00:08:52.800 Why is it so romantic?
00:08:54.360 Oh my god water is romantic
00:08:56.760 Yo fellas in the chat
00:08:58.200 if you have like life-threatening dim light and like dying on the left and right it's romantic
00:09:06.480 trust me can you take a photo of me like can you get a cute picture of the sky
00:09:12.420 it's gonna be so cute
00:09:15.740 wow these photos look really good yo chad don't think i'm flexing on you right now this vacation
00:09:24.180 was a thousand dollars total flight and the resort for like three four days on valentine's
00:09:28.900 that weekend it was less than a thousand like this is a pretty good trip i ain't gonna hold you
00:09:34.420 you see how mesmerized she is w date it's over it's over it's done delicioso
00:09:43.060 yeah yeah all that all that yeah keep going keep going creamy yeah yeah yeah dinner was cool i'm
00:09:49.380 drunk and I want caffeine. We a little saucy. I'm so drunk. I'm so drunk. Can we do a Q&A now? Yeah.
00:09:59.140 Who's the hottest guy you've ever been with? You. Yeah, good. End of Q&A.
00:10:03.860 Okay, good morning. There's monkeys. Oh the lemurs are right behind it, too, bro. This is a jungler
00:10:33.860 I wish that we were friends man
00:10:37.520 I would get along with them
00:10:38.760 I hate that I have religious friends
00:10:41.360 And they don't believe that we have lost
00:10:43.660 They look like the branches
00:11:01.500 Hey
00:11:01.900 Fuck you too
00:11:03.520 Oh, he's scratching his back