SHNEAKO - February 17, 2022I Made a Cringe Vacation Vlog to Cover the Flight ✈️
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Summary
In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the and talk about their trip to Mexico and how it almost didn t go as planned. They almost missed their flight to Miami, missed their connecting flight to Mexico, and ended up staying in a Motel 6 in the middle of the night.
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I got a bear girl showing me love cause they heard my song on the radio
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Yo, this was a crazy morning, so every time we go on vacation
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I don't know if you remember the vlog we did in Miami
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But we showed up there and they gave away our room
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We showed up to the airport, you're supposed to get there
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I guess an hour or two hours before an international flight
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We showed up there literally like one minute late
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and so i go to the kiosk and they didn't give me the ticket they said all right they gave it away
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so we just missed our flight luckily my big brain finessed it and while she was waiting in line at
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the h thing i went went downstairs and i finessed it i got the standby line and we got to fly like
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half an hour later luckily yo i was really thinking like we weren't going to go on the trip i was
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really thinking that but i'm my high iq i've saved those i just need to get to just lay i just need
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to lay in the sun you know what i'm saying be a fat american for three days all you can eat type
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resort don't worry though there's some amp guys are gonna be on this vacation too so we're it's
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not just gonna be me and maria cringey vlogging in the hotel room gracias how's my accent that
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was good right gracias some always we go to puerto rico and the key doesn't work to the bmb we go to
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miami and they don't have a room and we can pay three thousand dollars to stay in a marriott
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this is nice man this is nice i need to get to the point where i don't fly commercial anymore
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Because I don't need to deal with that whack-ass broke bullshit. I feel so ghetto on a frontier flight
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Okay, we didn't go spirit, but the rest of them did I just need to get to the point where
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Why did you leave the suitcase here by the way you see me going right you just left it
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You were rolling it and then she just left it for the man
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Didn't ask me to hold it just like left it because I'm a man and I could do it and they complain about the wage gap
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They can they'll still complain about the wage gap. This is all her stuff, too
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There's none of my shits in here. Hey reveal. Let's see if we got some wax shit
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coffee maker what it's Wow a bed we got a little balcony shit yeah yeah bro they
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don't okay everyone hates me nah this this balcony that's dope I know I saw I
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dropped the passport but I'm vlogging so I'm not gonna I didn't want to interrupt
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it I know is that the the cameraman from a&p that wait that's the guy that
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Don't put that in the video. Why are you flying frontier? You know with the honest answer? Yes, other niggas didn't want to spend money
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That's the honest answer. Why did you fly frontier? Do I want to be the dickhead to like be like alright y'all got frontier
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I'm gonna go adults the first time that seems like there's something that you would do 45 minutes ago said
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I'm in heaven and hasn't answered a phone sense. I have a naughty where he is my assumption
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He's fucking some 35 year old. That's why I was on his first one, right? Yeah
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We're like have the curse of being numb to it. I guess I will do something again this month
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There's gotta be something that's uncomfortable
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Is this like a Muslim prayer or some shit?
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You know, Sniko, these kind of environments really humble me as a person.
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Like, if you look over in that direction over there,
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like, it just makes me really think of how, like, I appreciate...
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When we were kids, who was the default Spanish person?
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I didn't even learn the difference to like, I moved to the States.
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That's why Phantom gets so tight when you call him Mexican.
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But look how different, look at her, she's Dominican too.
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Like look at the curls, like do you see any, they don't look the same.
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Musa, I'm sorry about all the copyrighted music in the background, I know.
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Deadass bro, if you don't learn how to audio mix, like I gotta fire you and find some other 18 year old kid.
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He doesn't know how to fix audio like it's just ear rape in every video
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So this is this shit is all kind of bullshit, right?
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Nah, this shit is all boy. We're here just like in Mexico just sitting by a bar talking shit
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Just like being consumers capitalizing off of cheap labor from local Mexicans here. I am recording man
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This shit is all like these people got to go home to their families and all they do is serving dumbass Americans
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We just have too much money to spend we're fat and just getting lazy
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One of the seven deadly sins were just here being bleh.
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and I told Waleed, John is a funny ass nigga,
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for how he's gonna be making my girl laugh over and over,
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and I have to, like, step my game up to reach his,
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Every girl around me, he's incredibly way funny.
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Why are you wearing gray sweats and a beater?
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Just checking everything out, make sure everything was safe.
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You know, make sure everything's secure, you know, secure and secure very numbered out here
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You know, so I'm making sure that everything's in our best interest. You don't say I saw you just got a fresh line
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Of why you went a whole ski mask in Mexico. It's like 80 degrees out
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I take it off when I need it, you know, so I just had to use up put it back
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I gotta hide it. I gotta keep it fresh but got 70 more hours
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We low-key broke up a week ago and then we still had the reservations for this trip booked like the resort and the flight and everything
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okay but the reason i was trying to cancel it was because the same thing she told me a story about
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how she had a resort book should i kind of tell us yeah sure he she had a resort booked in the
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dominican republic he's gonna watch it send me an email he's gonna say that i'm a piece of shit
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yeah but they had a maria and her ex had a resort booked in the dominican republic and then they
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broke up and they still went same situation you can't cancel a reservation and she said on the
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trip that they didn't do nothing relationshipy you got what i'm saying like sleeping in the
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same room in the same bed and not doing girlfriend boyfriend activities and i'm like i don't believe
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you you're just lying to me right now wondering like what's gonna happen to me like am i gonna
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go to mexico yes yes oh because how am i gonna go out i can't go outside like that yeah so you're
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just using me with love you really think you could stay at a resort with your ex-girlfriend for four
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days and not do no around thing are you serious so what do you think of the the amp squad they're
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funny funny like funnier than me no okay good good good that was the correct answer
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she says anything else you gotta you looking good i ain't gonna lie like this outfit fire
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what should how for all the dudes who like they got they got girlfriends that don't have no drip
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like where did you get this outfit new again new york yeah but last time i plugged it it was all
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dudes following the account so yeah don't follow me guys so if you like dudes stop trying to slide
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on my girl it's for girls who like if your girl needs to get their drip up follow new again new
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york for vintage clothing because like look i'm posting these pieces soon this is a thrifted fit
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if you have like life-threatening dim light and like dying on the left and right it's romantic
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trust me can you take a photo of me like can you get a cute picture of the sky
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wow these photos look really good yo chad don't think i'm flexing on you right now this vacation
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was a thousand dollars total flight and the resort for like three four days on valentine's
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that weekend it was less than a thousand like this is a pretty good trip i ain't gonna hold you
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you see how mesmerized she is w date it's over it's over it's done delicioso
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yeah yeah all that all that yeah keep going keep going creamy yeah yeah yeah dinner was cool i'm
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drunk and I want caffeine. We a little saucy. I'm so drunk. I'm so drunk. Can we do a Q&A now? Yeah.
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Who's the hottest guy you've ever been with? You. Yeah, good. End of Q&A.
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Okay, good morning. There's monkeys. Oh the lemurs are right behind it, too, bro. This is a jungler
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