SHNEAKO - I Took a Cashier on a Date!

00:00:00.000 Oh my god

00:00:06.400 Nice to meet you you got some romantic music playing in this for a phone case store

00:00:11.080 It's like super vibey. Say hi to her chat

00:00:14.840 All right, I say give your numbers them give your number she goes back can I come she said no 1.00

00:00:23.400 What the fuck is this music dude, they're not even playing the clean version 0.94

00:00:30.000 okay i'm gonna go leak your number right now nice to meet you kind of want to maybe we can 0.99

00:00:34.240 get food with her want to get food after your shift you don't have a boyfriend

00:00:41.280 oh we can get a case here i do need a case perfect yeah this because this phone i really

00:00:45.920 do it it gets freezing when we walk outside this one's cool oh no that's extra where do

00:00:50.640 do I get a red one who works oh my god nice to meet you what are you manifesting what what do you

00:01:07.300 I don't even know I saw you guys were in fine eye like you went to like I don't know you were

00:01:12.100 wearing a tie and he wasn't invited to it yeah they were cracking up and I was like

00:01:15.140 what's her name? bell nice to meet you bell I'm just looking for a phone case

00:01:19.820 Oh, yeah, what's up?

00:01:20.900 Probably a red one.

00:01:22.700 Like, with a Takashi Murakami one?

00:01:24.260 Yeah.

00:01:24.840 So you're a groypet? 0.98

00:01:26.800 Am I what?

00:01:27.560 Okay.

00:01:28.220 A female groyper? 1.00

00:01:29.760 No.

00:01:30.420 Oh, okay.

00:01:31.240 I'm glad that you're posting that, though.

00:01:32.880 Oh, yeah, back on YouTube.

00:01:34.240 So what do you think about Nick Fuentes?

00:01:36.820 I do appreciate his openness, his thoughts.

00:01:41.460 And he has good points, honestly.

00:01:43.540 Yeah. 0.79

00:01:43.720 He has a lot of balls. 0.99

00:01:44.560 He has a lot of balls. 0.97

00:01:45.340 I do like him. 1.00

00:01:46.580 I don't like the way he shits on Candice, but... 1.00

00:01:48.920 I like Candice, too. 0.98

00:01:49.880 I like Candice, but I understand maybe there's a different perspective.

00:01:53.080 I do think...

00:01:54.560 I'm just getting into it because you actually have a post, and I'm not going to lie.

00:01:58.480 Because the clips I've seen of him, I'm like, oh, man, he's brutal.

00:02:02.160 With me, it's nice and friendly for the women. 1.00

00:02:05.780 Cool.

00:02:06.660 For the women.

00:02:07.800 Maybe this interaction is going to help me get the Candice collab.

00:02:10.140 I think that'd be great.

00:02:10.900 This one is dope. 1.00

00:02:12.180 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:02:12.520 Did I break it? 1.00

00:02:13.460 No, no, no.

00:02:13.880 Take it off.

00:02:14.720 I think you have to come out, though, right?

00:02:16.940 Yeah, do I?

00:02:17.760 do you have how much of this one with the employee discount okay I'll get this

00:02:29.700 one sure I'll get it he's always he's a mysterious or a farmer even all she's

00:02:41.040 the same yeah 69 is a lot i'm not they're saying this expensive yeah i'm gonna watch myself later

00:02:50.280 so i can like critique yourself you know it's crazy so you know i don't think we have the red

00:02:54.200 okay okay she wants to take a selfie chat i want to assume what i do she's cute huh or 1.00

00:03:10.340 I'm sure you're gonna watch the back later, fuck. 0.98

00:03:12.960 Well hey, later. 1.00

00:03:18.960 The music is crazy.

00:03:23.980 It's a nice store.

00:03:25.500 How about you go, let's go check in the bag,

00:03:27.380 see if you got more.

00:03:28.480 Okay, what's the method right now?

00:03:29.520 You know, because I probably, you know what I'm gonna do?

00:03:31.680 I'm gonna do the, yo, can you turn away?

00:03:33.160 I'm gonna ask you to like turn and then,

00:03:35.380 no, I'm gonna, I'm saying the method,

00:03:36.780 you don't get it, but it's fine.

00:03:38.340 I don't really have this one, dude.

00:03:40.520 You made it with your whole heart.

00:03:42.900 How was that one different?

00:03:43.960 Wait, you wanted the one without the cover.

00:03:46.820 The cover's not bad.

00:03:47.660 Are you full with it?

00:03:48.500 You got some romantic music playing in this story.

00:03:51.460 I'm not boxed, but Daniel's going a little too hard with me.

00:03:55.640 For a phone case store, it's like super vibey.

00:03:58.980 I'm watching your comments on the other side.

00:04:01.100 Say hi to her, Che.

00:04:02.460 Say hi to me.

00:04:04.220 Let me see if I have a black one, though.

00:04:05.680 Okay.

00:04:06.520 All right, I say um give your number spam give your number when she comes back 0.80

00:04:12.760 Give him your number CZ not his head right away 0.74

00:04:17.960 Yeah, it's a little it's a little zesty for us. I think it's just this I mean I could like draw over it

00:04:25.540 Can I come

00:04:29.120 She said no 0.99

00:04:32.000 What the fuck is this music to it, they're not even playing the clean version 0.99

00:04:38.460 It's like it's like no yes and no 0.99

00:04:47.460 That's not cordial

00:04:51.840 They're like a New York girl you want to give plausible deniability if I ask for a number on stream that's gonna make her 1.00

00:04:56.620 uncomfortable but if it's a stream let's just work and also she's watching all

00:05:01.580 this back so hey Bella I'm just joking this is

00:05:07.000 just trolling okay let's take it on my real quickly

00:05:14.220 no do you have to put the feet in boom done

00:05:26.620 Thank you, can you send me that photo?

00:05:32.120 What do you mean?

00:05:34.820 You saw that you see the method that I'm doing that was smooth, right? That was good

00:05:38.720 I was like trying to calculate that in my head the whole time. This is for sure. It's keeping it mysterious

00:05:43.620 There's a lot of creeps online. Mm fair. Okay. I'm gonna go leak your number right now. Nice to meet you

00:05:50.820 No, no, no

00:05:56.620 she smelled that method from a mile away but that was that was light though right that was

00:06:02.700 like you see what i did you saw the method i don't know why i asked you questions chat was

00:06:06.140 that come on desperate texting immediately after seeing man it's only desperate if you are desperate

00:06:14.860 by the way she's gonna see all this stuff so just gotta you gotta lock it i'm just joking around

00:06:18.380 I don't know if you helped it.

00:06:20.320 Yeah, yeah, I think it was.

00:06:21.280 Yeah, I think it was.

00:06:25.900 No, I think so, I think so.

00:06:32.560 I think so, because you had, like, the composed, you know, standoff, it's just chill, or, you

00:06:38.200 know, calmed her down.

00:06:41.180 But, yeah, that's content.

00:06:42.240 If she actually wants to get food, then we can, that'd be good on stream. 0.74

00:06:46.700 and the whole time we're just going to talk about

00:06:48.720 Candace and politics

00:06:49.920 we're going to religious debate

00:06:52.220 okay let's move on from that now

00:06:55.420 let's get out of this way

00:06:57.660 let's get out of Broadway

00:06:58.260 grown man having a crush

00:07:00.720 so what are you saying that only children

00:07:03.040 can have crushes? 1.00

00:07:04.180 Chad do you prefer yappers 1.00

00:07:05.440 like girls that yapp a lot 0.99

00:07:06.920 or quiet you know like she had like a bubbly personality

00:07:09.920 okay I'm moving on I'm moving on

00:07:11.420 it's over it's over

00:07:12.440 send me a DM on Instagram or Bell just texted me

00:07:15.320 uh it's a at fake sneeko that's your insta yeah yeah it's not me it's a fake sneeko i bet

00:07:22.280 yeah send it there all right bro nice to meet you she said i'm feeling small back

00:07:29.000 she said i'm feeling small backed right now so i'm down what does that mean

00:07:32.840 wait say it again hold on stand up for the lights look cool

00:07:36.440 she said i'm feeling small backed right now so i'm down

00:07:40.360 so she's down what is small back who cares right yeah you're right but i don't know what

00:07:46.200 the that i'm just asking what that means no i'm trying to think does she mean that like

00:07:50.440 they're overloaded with people so that she wants to go right now so the small back small fact

00:07:58.120 small back it has to be misspelled okay i'm gonna say okay ma hot no no uh

00:08:04.840 uh chat what do i say

00:08:07.480 she said yeah she said let her know that it's a stream too oh see yeah thank you for the five

00:08:15.220 someone put shower on chat to make him escape what these indians talking about she's tired 1.00

00:08:21.260 of standing opposite of big back what is big back the fuck is that chat i'm unk i don't know what 1.00

00:08:27.980 the fuck that means i don't know what does it mean it means she's a lesbian what is big back 1.00

00:08:33.480 what does that what does that mean but that's not that has nothing oh oh so she's saying she's 1.00

00:08:39.480 making a joke she's saying she's not fat so she wants food because i said she wants oh yeah damn 1.00

00:08:44.600 she was thinking about that joke for a while too she's trying to be like no i think we're just 1.00

00:08:49.920 getting old small backed equals skinny like is that tiktok lingo what the fuck what the fuck 0.99

00:08:57.420 Okay, I'll meet you 1.00

00:09:03.320 Out front

00:09:05.000 Sweetheart

00:09:09.600 I'll put the finger emojis

00:09:17.260 You know, the ones we did

00:09:19.240 Inside joke, remember?

00:09:20.240 You know what I'm saying?

00:09:21.740 Ha ha

00:09:22.160 I'm like, I put the two emojis

00:09:29.640 They're pointing

00:09:30.160 Yeah 0.99

00:09:34.500 W's up in the fucking chat, man 1.00

00:09:38.540 W's up in the fucking chat 1.00

00:09:40.540 You know, it's nice talking to a girl on stream that you actually like 1.00

00:09:42.680 You know, let them be annoying

00:09:44.040 She's lurking

00:09:45.220 Stop watching the stream, pal

00:09:46.280 don't say sweetheart you're not from new york you don't you don't get it

00:09:56.120 okay she sent me the monkey emoji oh she locked in okay well i gotta figure out a restaurant bro

00:10:02.040 i gotta figure out where to go

00:10:03.140 girls love sushi what should i get can you turn the audio down it's distracting

00:10:11.620 let me go in the deli real quick

00:10:13.960 Good thing

00:10:15.480 Yesterday

00:10:17.640 You know it's annoying though

00:10:18.880 Because I think Koreatown would be good

00:10:20.220 But we already did that yesterday on stream

00:10:22.260 Yeah it's not bad

00:10:24.700 Or that one place you like in Times Square

00:10:28.800 The state

00:10:30.760 It could do that

00:10:32.320 Pick out the beat

00:10:33.820 Co-worker tour

00:10:38.440 He was showing that

00:10:39.640 Our co-worker was like

00:10:40.180 One second

00:10:40.880 He's running to the back

00:10:41.680 They're closing up

00:10:42.320 Shaved face works

00:10:45.160 Let's see a consensus 0.99

00:10:48.180 And I don't know weird shit 0.99

00:10:49.260 Shaved or beard 0.99

00:10:51.940 Shaved or beard

00:10:53.420 The Albanians were talking about 0.99

00:10:56.100 I don't know

00:10:56.480 What's the consensus

00:10:59.140 Shaved or beard

00:11:02.360 Why are you outside the store again

00:11:04.600 Because I'm stalking women 1.00

00:11:05.680 But what do you guys think

00:11:06.980 Sneak I want to meet you one day

00:11:09.740 Yeah one day maybe

00:11:11.260 look through the window and yell her name i'm good off that we go bro

00:11:22.140 wait let me ask the chinese lady come here 1.00

00:11:25.540 should i be creepy i'm gonna knock

00:11:29.040 okay uh again i'm trying to litter and stevie's filming great

00:11:39.960 I think it's closed unless you can ask her though wait let me ask her real quick all right

00:11:47.040 Sweating? Oh. It just got extremely hot. Yeah, smell it. Yeah, it's crazy.

00:12:11.720 It wasn't that hot in there. No, we're right here, though. It's right here.

00:12:17.040 Have you been here before?

00:12:17.840 No, I haven't.

00:12:19.460 That's what I wanted to hear.

00:12:21.620 Thank you.

00:12:24.060 Thank you.

00:12:24.860 Of course.

00:12:26.220 How are you doing?

00:12:27.380 We're back.

00:12:27.980 Table for three?

00:12:28.820 Sure.

00:12:42.760 I can take the booth?

00:12:44.800 Perfect.

00:12:47.040 I can't believe you've never been here, but it's like right there.

00:12:55.820 I know. I was just talking about it this morning, but...

00:12:59.820 No, I haven't. It's my first time in here.

00:13:01.840 Have you been?

00:13:02.360 Yeah, it's good food.

00:13:04.240 Usually it's more packed than this, and you have to get a reservation.

00:13:08.680 Yeah? I feel like during the day, no?

00:13:11.480 It is during the day.

00:13:13.540 Technically, yeah.

00:13:14.200 we walked around and then uh people stream signed me and started saying slurs which

00:13:23.480 got me kind of pissed off oh really yeah because uh you know i was banned on youtube now i'm back

00:13:28.320 and i don't want slurs i got you something it's in there right oh yeah you got a bad memory bro

00:13:35.440 you have a terrible that was 20 minutes ago this season

00:13:38.860 Yeah, because you got me something the phone cases you have a bad memory, too

00:13:52.240 You like it yes, yes sister sister woman

00:14:07.160 Hand hug what is that? What am I supposed to do?

00:14:13.900 that's the first time i've ever seen that in my life i'll take it was it was that your channel

00:14:23.340 in the chat i saw someone was pretending to be you oh my friend yeah oh guys you won't believe 0.81

00:14:27.740 it these little shitheads we're about to make um we're gonna use your name yeah i don't even know 0.99

00:14:35.740 it's on my channel though how old are you by the way i'm 27 okay perfect they were saying you were 0.92

00:14:41.980 16 and i was like okay good i mean no no i mean i look young yeah i'm still young 27 thank you i

00:14:50.520 agree um can i have a ginger ale yeah are you hungry a little snack yeah i could use a little

00:15:06.920 not not i don't want to eat too heavy small backs as well i have never heard that word before

00:15:13.160 what is that like i was so confused i've never heard that yeah maybe i am old

00:15:20.280 27. that's the

00:15:27.960 okay so you don't like to eat a lot i do like to eat a lot but you must weigh like 90 pounds though

00:15:32.440 no 115 115 what are you like five four yeah basically that's good yeah big back is is big

00:15:41.800 back is super like i'm hungry i'm feeling very generously hungry you're not a vegetarian are you

00:15:47.800 no i actually wanted to do um not yet because i think winter time is made for eating heavier foods

00:15:56.280 like carbs i i think primal i don't know also no one's going to see your body as much yeah but also

00:16:01.880 So I think you should be eating a little bit heavier during the winter, and then as the

00:16:07.660 seasons change, you start getting leaner, like eat leaner.

00:16:11.100 So you want to munch out right now?

00:16:12.760 No, not right now.

00:16:13.800 I'm honestly, ironically, not that hungry today.

00:16:15.980 I didn't even go on break because I wasn't hungry.

00:16:18.000 How long is your shift?

00:16:19.540 11 to 6 or 7 hours.

00:16:21.200 Nothing.

00:16:21.620 That's not bad.

00:16:22.260 Yeah, no.

00:16:23.040 That's not bad.

00:16:23.660 Yeah.

00:16:24.580 What's your ethnicity?

00:16:25.660 I'm speaking in Puerto Rican.

00:16:27.480 You speak Spanish?

00:16:29.060 A little, yes.

00:16:29.680 so you're saying

00:16:31.160 que lo que more

00:16:31.840 or huepa

00:16:32.500 que lo que

00:16:34.560 que lo que

00:16:35.220 I guess yeah

00:16:36.020 that's a really cute neighborhood

00:16:37.580 in Queens for sure

00:16:38.720 if you walk around

00:16:39.540 like the actual

00:16:40.360 like by the LIRR

00:16:42.820 are you around there

00:16:43.760 yeah like

00:16:44.200 like a little village

00:16:45.140 it's really cute

00:16:46.100 is that Four Sails?

00:16:47.760 that is Four Sails

00:16:48.600 no but where you're from

00:16:50.080 I'm in Flushing

00:16:50.880 Flushing

00:16:51.520 oh with all the

00:16:52.520 Chinese

00:16:53.340 yeah but more

00:16:54.380 like Jewish 0.99

00:16:54.920 like Jewish 0.99

00:16:55.920 really?

00:16:56.460 yeah

00:16:56.680 I'm in like

00:16:57.720 in the middle of

00:16:58.760 Flushing

00:16:59.580 like forest hills and fresh meadows i did not know there were jews out there there's a lot of jews 0.98

00:17:04.540 out there actually yeah for sure look like a nazi the whole time like it makes you look like a

00:17:11.500 normal person my friends were trying to like help me explain you and i was like controversial but

00:17:17.400 not controversial because he's controversial i think he just asked questions that like

00:17:21.440 he likes to hear the response which i do appreciate like you you kind of don't let people

00:17:27.280 create this ideal narrative you just you're like okay did you hear what you said though like yeah

00:17:34.060 socratic method just get people my debate my debate style is just ask questions yeah literally

00:17:39.400 and get people yeah were you always into that type of um i didn't i watched some of your stuff

00:17:45.800 when i was younger but more so now because you actually just ended up popping up on my youtube

00:17:49.680 algorithm let's go yeah so you're like nice did you would you ever consider going to college did

00:17:55.080 you go to college I dropped out what was your major two years what was that no film is cool

00:18:02.740 I keep making noises that I didn't know were noises you can make

00:18:06.140 but I forgot what I was saying film is cool I think it's hard to you have to make a lot of

00:18:17.520 connections in a way and use a lot of your time to like study thank you I thrifted it

00:18:22.620 You don't have a boyfriend?

00:18:27.620 I do.

00:18:28.620 You do?

00:18:29.620 How long have you been together?

00:18:31.620 A year and a half.

00:18:33.620 Do you go to the same school?

00:18:35.620 No.

00:18:36.620 We don't.

00:18:39.620 You're not a wine drinker?

00:18:42.620 They have the wine menu.

00:18:44.620 You didn't even look.

00:18:45.620 I didn't.

00:18:46.620 I'm not going to let you flow the day.

00:18:49.620 Okay.

00:18:50.620 Yeah, it's all right.

00:18:52.620 Bye. Thank you.

00:18:54.620 Have a good night.

00:18:56.620 Thank you.

00:18:58.620 Right now is when I would want to smoke a cigarette,

00:19:00.620 like after a meal when it's cold.

00:19:14.620 That's the best one.

00:19:16.620 That was where I went.

00:19:18.620 sometime this week i want to go thrifting come on hi excuse me yeah what's up

00:19:27.200 enjoy trader joe's let me know uh when you're free later you want my trader joe's experience

00:19:43.100 No, I'm joking.

00:19:43.660 No, I get it.

00:19:44.520 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:45.040 Shit like this happens is insane. 1.00

00:19:46.840 Yeah, I know, I know. 1.00

00:19:48.820 All right.

00:19:49.120 No, actually, I'm down to go thrifting.

00:19:50.560 I'm down.

00:19:51.340 Let's do it, yeah.

00:19:52.600 There's another guy.

00:19:53.880 All right, you should get out of here before something happens.

00:19:55.420 Just kidding.

00:19:56.500 Bye.

00:19:56.920 Bye, guys.

00:19:57.640 Bye.

00:19:58.020 Yeah.

00:19:58.420 Yeah.

00:20:00.780 Yeah.

00:20:01.320 Thanks for coming. 0.98

00:20:04.260 Damn, bro, the whole chat was just... 0.97

00:20:06.620 Yeah, as soon as she said that, I turned the chat off. 0.99

00:20:08.600 Yeah, I'm muted.

00:20:09.280 I did it, obviously.

00:20:11.140 As soon as that got...

00:20:12.600 You're going to send the invoice to her.

00:20:17.420 Yeah, chat, I did not.

00:20:19.140 I probably shouldn't have even asked that, to be honest with you.

00:20:22.440 That one question, I'm not going to talk about it.

00:20:26.180 You guys know what I'm, but yeah.

SHNEAKO - January 09, 2026

I Took a Cashier on a Date!

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