SHNEAKO - January 09, 2026I Took a Cashier on a Date!
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Summary
On this episode of the podcast, the guys talk about how to deal with a woman who wants to meet you in a phone case store, Nick Fuentes and Candice Candice, and how to get a date with someone you don't have a crush on.
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Nice to meet you you got some romantic music playing in this for a phone case store
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All right, I say give your numbers them give your number she goes back can I come she said no
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What the fuck is this music dude, they're not even playing the clean version
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okay i'm gonna go leak your number right now nice to meet you kind of want to maybe we can
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get food with her want to get food after your shift you don't have a boyfriend
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oh we can get a case here i do need a case perfect yeah this because this phone i really
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do it it gets freezing when we walk outside this one's cool oh no that's extra where do
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do I get a red one who works oh my god nice to meet you what are you manifesting what what do you
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I don't even know I saw you guys were in fine eye like you went to like I don't know you were
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wearing a tie and he wasn't invited to it yeah they were cracking up and I was like
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what's her name? bell nice to meet you bell I'm just looking for a phone case
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I don't like the way he shits on Candice, but...
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I like Candice, but I understand maybe there's a different perspective.
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I'm just getting into it because you actually have a post, and I'm not going to lie.
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Because the clips I've seen of him, I'm like, oh, man, he's brutal.
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With me, it's nice and friendly for the women.
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Maybe this interaction is going to help me get the Candice collab.
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do you have how much of this one with the employee discount okay I'll get this
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one sure I'll get it he's always he's a mysterious or a farmer even all she's
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the same yeah 69 is a lot i'm not they're saying this expensive yeah i'm gonna watch myself later
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so i can like critique yourself you know it's crazy so you know i don't think we have the red
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okay okay she wants to take a selfie chat i want to assume what i do she's cute huh or
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I'm sure you're gonna watch the back later, fuck.
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You know, because I probably, you know what I'm gonna do?
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You got some romantic music playing in this story.
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I'm not boxed, but Daniel's going a little too hard with me.
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All right, I say um give your number spam give your number when she comes back
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Give him your number CZ not his head right away
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Yeah, it's a little it's a little zesty for us. I think it's just this I mean I could like draw over it
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What the fuck is this music to it, they're not even playing the clean version
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They're like a New York girl you want to give plausible deniability if I ask for a number on stream that's gonna make her
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uncomfortable but if it's a stream let's just work and also she's watching all
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just trolling okay let's take it on my real quickly
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You saw that you see the method that I'm doing that was smooth, right? That was good
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I was like trying to calculate that in my head the whole time. This is for sure. It's keeping it mysterious
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There's a lot of creeps online. Mm fair. Okay. I'm gonna go leak your number right now. Nice to meet you
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she smelled that method from a mile away but that was that was light though right that was
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like you see what i did you saw the method i don't know why i asked you questions chat was
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that come on desperate texting immediately after seeing man it's only desperate if you are desperate
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by the way she's gonna see all this stuff so just gotta you gotta lock it i'm just joking around
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I think so, because you had, like, the composed, you know, standoff, it's just chill, or, you
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If she actually wants to get food, then we can, that'd be good on stream.
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and the whole time we're just going to talk about
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or quiet you know like she had like a bubbly personality
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send me a DM on Instagram or Bell just texted me
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uh it's a at fake sneeko that's your insta yeah yeah it's not me it's a fake sneeko i bet
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yeah send it there all right bro nice to meet you she said i'm feeling small back
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she said i'm feeling small backed right now so i'm down what does that mean
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wait say it again hold on stand up for the lights look cool
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she said i'm feeling small backed right now so i'm down
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so she's down what is small back who cares right yeah you're right but i don't know what
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the that i'm just asking what that means no i'm trying to think does she mean that like
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they're overloaded with people so that she wants to go right now so the small back small fact
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small back it has to be misspelled okay i'm gonna say okay ma hot no no uh
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she said yeah she said let her know that it's a stream too oh see yeah thank you for the five
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someone put shower on chat to make him escape what these indians talking about she's tired
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of standing opposite of big back what is big back the fuck is that chat i'm unk i don't know what
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the fuck that means i don't know what does it mean it means she's a lesbian what is big back
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what does that what does that mean but that's not that has nothing oh oh so she's saying she's
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making a joke she's saying she's not fat so she wants food because i said she wants oh yeah damn
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she was thinking about that joke for a while too she's trying to be like no i think we're just
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getting old small backed equals skinny like is that tiktok lingo what the fuck what the fuck
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You know, it's nice talking to a girl on stream that you actually like
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don't say sweetheart you're not from new york you don't you don't get it
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okay she sent me the monkey emoji oh she locked in okay well i gotta figure out a restaurant bro
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girls love sushi what should i get can you turn the audio down it's distracting
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look through the window and yell her name i'm good off that we go bro
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wait let me ask the chinese lady come here
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okay uh again i'm trying to litter and stevie's filming great
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I think it's closed unless you can ask her though wait let me ask her real quick all right
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Sweating? Oh. It just got extremely hot. Yeah, smell it. Yeah, it's crazy.
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It wasn't that hot in there. No, we're right here, though. It's right here.
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I can't believe you've never been here, but it's like right there.
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I know. I was just talking about it this morning, but...
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Usually it's more packed than this, and you have to get a reservation.
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we walked around and then uh people stream signed me and started saying slurs which
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got me kind of pissed off oh really yeah because uh you know i was banned on youtube now i'm back
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and i don't want slurs i got you something it's in there right oh yeah you got a bad memory bro
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you have a terrible that was 20 minutes ago this season
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Yeah, because you got me something the phone cases you have a bad memory, too
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Hand hug what is that? What am I supposed to do?
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that's the first time i've ever seen that in my life i'll take it was it was that your channel
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in the chat i saw someone was pretending to be you oh my friend yeah oh guys you won't believe
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it these little shitheads we're about to make um we're gonna use your name yeah i don't even know
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it's on my channel though how old are you by the way i'm 27 okay perfect they were saying you were
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16 and i was like okay good i mean no no i mean i look young yeah i'm still young 27 thank you i
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agree um can i have a ginger ale yeah are you hungry a little snack yeah i could use a little
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not not i don't want to eat too heavy small backs as well i have never heard that word before
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what is that like i was so confused i've never heard that yeah maybe i am old
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okay so you don't like to eat a lot i do like to eat a lot but you must weigh like 90 pounds though
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no 115 115 what are you like five four yeah basically that's good yeah big back is is big
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back is super like i'm hungry i'm feeling very generously hungry you're not a vegetarian are you
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no i actually wanted to do um not yet because i think winter time is made for eating heavier foods
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like carbs i i think primal i don't know also no one's going to see your body as much yeah but also
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So I think you should be eating a little bit heavier during the winter, and then as the
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seasons change, you start getting leaner, like eat leaner.
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I'm honestly, ironically, not that hungry today.
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I didn't even go on break because I wasn't hungry.
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like forest hills and fresh meadows i did not know there were jews out there there's a lot of jews
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out there actually yeah for sure look like a nazi the whole time like it makes you look like a
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normal person my friends were trying to like help me explain you and i was like controversial but
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not controversial because he's controversial i think he just asked questions that like
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he likes to hear the response which i do appreciate like you you kind of don't let people
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create this ideal narrative you just you're like okay did you hear what you said though like yeah
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socratic method just get people my debate my debate style is just ask questions yeah literally
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and get people yeah were you always into that type of um i didn't i watched some of your stuff
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when i was younger but more so now because you actually just ended up popping up on my youtube
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algorithm let's go yeah so you're like nice did you would you ever consider going to college did
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you go to college I dropped out what was your major two years what was that no film is cool
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I keep making noises that I didn't know were noises you can make
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but I forgot what I was saying film is cool I think it's hard to you have to make a lot of
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connections in a way and use a lot of your time to like study thank you I thrifted it
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Right now is when I would want to smoke a cigarette,
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sometime this week i want to go thrifting come on hi excuse me yeah what's up
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enjoy trader joe's let me know uh when you're free later you want my trader joe's experience
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All right, you should get out of here before something happens.
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Yeah, as soon as she said that, I turned the chat off.
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I probably shouldn't have even asked that, to be honest with you.
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That one question, I'm not going to talk about it.