SHNEAKO - Inside the Strait of Hormuz

00:00:00.000 why are they getting better and more important footage than anybody part of these major

00:00:03.600 organizations because they don't want to see yeah you're right they don't want us to know this

00:00:06.880 they want to think that it's closed is it always this busy bro look at all those ships it's two

00:00:12.640 million per ship right two million usd right here what is there it's like 20 boats they are making

00:00:18.400 bank right now that's why they're so jealous they are cashing in this is the most expensive toll in

00:00:24.000 the world. They have not shut down the Strait of Formos, but they're controlling it. It's not

00:00:30.560 shut down, they keep saying that. It's just closed for Epstein people. Everyone else, they could pay

00:00:34.960 the toll. Pay the Shia toll. They just got to slap a chest. I don't know, how do they know who is 1.00

00:00:40.240 allowed and who isn't? I hope this video shows. How are they able to tell which tanker is good and

00:00:44.960 which one's bad? Okay, I'll show you from a map. This is important. So this is the Strait of Formos.

00:00:50.400 So I think they're right here.

00:00:51.860 Yeah, this is the strait.

00:00:53.260 It's three kilometers from Hormuz Island to Iran.

00:00:56.540 I think this would be three kilometers.

00:00:57.980 And then this, the main part of the strait,

00:00:59.720 if I'm not mistaken.

00:01:00.620 Why don't you tell us...

00:01:01.720 Hey, Robert Dan and Co.

00:01:02.880 ...what your feelings are about this voyage.

00:01:04.080 If it happens, it happens.

00:01:06.560 Well, I just want to clarify

00:01:07.380 that this is not a suicide boat.

00:01:10.500 All right, this is a civilian vessel. 0.96

00:01:12.740 Dude, he's going to have so many...

00:01:13.940 Insha'Allah he doesn't,

00:01:14.840 but bro, imagine that conversation

00:01:16.500 back at U.S. Customs

00:01:18.040 when he comes home to America.

00:01:19.680 But this is dope.

00:01:20.400 We're actually seeing footage of the Strait of Hormuz, which is saying it's closed.

00:01:23.580 No, it's open for just non-Epsi and affiliated countries.

00:01:26.680 So this breaking down that propaganda.

00:01:29.360 Going out into the Strait of Hormuz to document what could be history.

00:01:34.680 That's super dope.

00:01:35.760 They've closed down the Strait of Hormuz and there's a new economic order shaping in which they are allowing vessels to move through with certain permissions based on whether or not they are conducting oil transactions in the dollar.

00:01:48.240 Now, I think that's a big deal.

00:01:49.400 I think you do, too.

00:01:50.040 So that's why we're on this hustle and we're going to go over this.

00:01:52.100 So they're trading off the yuan dollar instead, and it's equivalent to 2 million USD per tanker that's going through.

00:01:58.120 2 million!

00:01:59.680 But in yuan, not using the petro dollar.

00:02:02.360 This is shaking up the global economy.

00:02:04.740 Something that Americans don't want you to know.

00:02:06.540 See it for ourselves.

00:02:07.960 So in the past 48 hours, we've had some spicy experiences.

00:02:11.040 I want you to summarize for us what led up to this particular...

00:02:13.920 You've got the Casey Neistat camera.

00:02:15.180 I'm the perfect person to tell the story because I was the most freaked out about it.

00:02:18.240 so we were in boucher two days ago and every location we went to we discovered later on

00:02:25.440 got bombed at a certain point now these are locations that we visited initially because

00:02:29.680 they had already been bombed so you think there's no point to bomb it again one of the places we

00:02:34.520 went to a weather station you posted a video about it completely demolished there's nothing

00:02:38.660 to bomb there again well when we leave we find out it got bombed and on top of that the hotel

00:02:43.260 we were in right outside of it maybe a hundred feet outside of it wow right after we left the

00:02:49.020 hotel right after we had left the hotel a couple of hours so we're i was paranoid at least i was

00:02:53.740 thinking maybe it's either a coincidence or there's a message well yesterday we get to

00:02:58.780 bandarabas uh minab actually which is right outside bandarabas and we visited the little

00:03:04.940 girls school actually it's a for boys and girls the little school at minab that was bombed by

00:03:09.260 tomahawk missile 168 people died we filmed it we documented it was very emotional and impactful

00:03:14.860 five or ten minutes after we left it got long so now the team is like okay so are they thinking

00:03:21.420 that maybe the military strikes they're trying to target journalists as they're doing in lebanon

00:03:26.860 five to ten minutes after it got hit this is targeted of a coincidence we're potentially

00:03:32.380 being targeted and this coincided with the news they got to be careful journalists in lebanon

00:03:36.380 were targeted and killed by the israelis just said so he left out something that happened on

00:03:39.660 the way to minab from the other bus remember the antenna yeah does he look a little bit too happy

00:03:44.860 that he might be targeted by military obviously it's good hum to love you get

00:03:48.620 martyred doing what you're supposed to do but man i want to be this happy under the threat

00:03:54.620 of death all the time when we were out there there was all right right right

00:03:59.740 so we saw a civilian or we saw what remained no fear some kind of antenna facility it was

00:04:04.620 completely demolished and while we were out there it sounded like a drone strike uh it wasn't in our

00:04:09.260 immediate vicinity but it was close enough for us to hear it yeah it was very loud and i started

00:04:13.180 running you didn't you're a little too calm but yeah it seems like everywhere we were going just

00:04:17.100 kept getting hit you know so uh yeah we felt like we're being targeted and so we had a crazy drive

00:04:22.540 home we had to like abandon our phones we got off the bus grabbed random cars and had a really long

00:04:27.820 journey home that's right yeah well the only way to protect free speech is to keep speaking that's

00:04:33.260 right no fear our brother ali is with us today now they could you tell us what we're supposed

00:04:41.340 to go to important from that fortune but i think after this media tour it is somehow i can say

00:04:48.060 nearly for 10 days we are here and this is the first time that zionists are ahead of their 0.98

00:04:51.980 schedule because they used to bomb the place that we were there before but now they targeted the 1.00

00:04:57.340 location we are supposed to go there so this is the first time they are ahead of their schedule

00:05:02.220 but uh fortunately the kind of a and a vessel that we are going getting close to the uh oil

00:05:07.500 tankers and some cargo vessels and you can see them right they're getting close to them to see

00:05:11.660 what is the current situation in this train of hormones and the fabric even narratives about it

00:05:17.100 have you uh managed to figure out if these ones are going to change after or are they waiting for

00:05:21.980 I think so, and I got some information that the whole Strait of Hormuz is some 33 kilometers wide, but the shipping lane is actually very narrow.

00:05:33.060 Of course it's 33 kilometers, huh?

00:05:35.080 Stay strong, sneak to keep her mental peace from Twitter Beef Dot, which air sickness, get better love.

00:05:40.760 Thank you a lot, I appreciate you. Love. Thank you.

00:05:43.940 flows to the oman and this is straight almost it connects iran from the north and oman in the south

00:05:50.580 so it is a key waterway and as i did some research i can say 20 percent of the world's oil consumption

00:06:00.500 passes through this key waterway so it can have a very strong impact on world economy

00:06:07.060 and a large portion of lng mostly produced by qatar also passes from these key waterways 0.63

00:06:12.740 And now 30 days into the U.S. is winning war on Iran. 0.82

00:06:17.820 Still, Iran maintains the control of the strength of hormones. 0.83

00:06:20.680 W? 0.60

00:06:21.240 Maybe you would see that some news agencies say that the strength of hormones... 0.88

00:06:25.800 Maybe they could swim the barrels.

00:06:27.020 If they're going to block the tankers, they should just get the Marines being deployed,

00:06:31.000 strap a barrel of oil on their back, and swim through.

00:06:34.280 Then our economy is not going to go in the crapper.

00:06:38.220 Shut down. Nobody is under control.

00:06:40.040 And as Iranian officials kept saying that it is open for allies and friends and those who are not involved in this war.

00:06:47.540 But it is absolutely close to the U.S. and Israeli regimes and their allies. 0.54

00:06:53.600 And those countries, they let their soil to be used on the attacks on Iranian nation.

00:06:59.240 Whoa, there's a lot of ships.

00:07:04.560 Focus. 0.97

00:07:07.400 That's a lot of ships.

00:07:08.560 why are they copying me just within on this side of the vessel there's several

00:07:16.060 listen

00:07:27.460 bro dang imagine the pollution in that water

00:07:34.380 And that island off in the distance, is that Hormuz Island behind them?

00:07:40.840 Let me ask them.

00:07:42.500 You know, there's people that live on Hormuz Island.

00:07:45.900 Saw they had a barricade showing solidarity.

00:07:50.180 They're not afraid of martyrdom.

00:07:57.460 30 days into the U.S.-Israeli war and Iran.

00:08:00.420 Now we are in the street of Hormuz in southern Iran.

00:08:03.660 bro look at all those ships maybe one kilometer away from the port is southern iran and those

00:08:10.460 are massive iranian vessels most of them are here there might be some vessels that uh they might not

00:08:17.580 be iranian but they got some distance from iranian port hormones uh because there is a risk of these

00:08:24.140 vessels getting targeted here and because of that they got so it's two million per ship right two

00:08:29.580 2 million USD well in yuan right here what is there it's like 20 boats they are making bank

00:08:36.860 right now that's why they're so jealous they are cashing in this is the most expensive toll in the

00:08:42.540 world uh key uh points of discussion after u.s israeli war on yuan they got some information

00:08:48.900 that this is where the horrors it has some 30 kilometers wide but the shipping lane is so narrow

00:08:54.540 So you can just only use three kilometers for shipping lanes, one closer to the U.S. border and the other one close to Oman in the south.

00:09:04.700 And Strait of Hormuz connects in the north to Iran and in the south to Oman and UAE.

00:09:10.980 And I got some information.

00:09:12.040 You know, someone like Arab, he wants to go viral right now and do a video. 0.97

00:09:14.740 I swam across the Strait of Hormuz with the thumbnail, with the waves splashing and missiles flying over from Oman to Iran. 0.94

00:09:24.540 You know he's thinking that right now.

00:09:54.540 straight and foremost but they're controlling it so there is much difference that yeah so it's not

00:10:00.140 shut down they keep saying that it's just closed for epstein people everyone else they could pay

00:10:05.100 the toll pay the pay the shia toll they just got to slap a chest that's the i don't know how do

00:10:11.020 they know who is allowed and who isn't i wonder i hope this video shows how are they able to tell

00:10:16.940 which tanker is good and which one's bad is open to the iranian allies and all those countries

00:10:24.020 the flag they fly that's got to be the dumbest thing you don't think that trump tried that

00:10:40.940 already why don't we just put why don't we just put an iranian flag on the tanker and we can get 0.69

00:10:47.740 the you think they didn't think about flying a flag on it we'll put the brown flag the inferior

00:10:54.060 flag on the boat this is one of those countries to target their attacks on the iranian nation 0.99

00:11:00.320 They go off vibes, if it's a vibey boat they can pass, wonder how hot it is there, it doesn't 0.92

00:11:20.320 look too bad.

00:11:23.320 club's yacht can pass

00:11:41.740 can you imagine like a miami of thought yacht going through it's playing i'm looking for the

00:11:49.980 It's just

00:11:52.980 You get the OF and IG thoughts twerking

00:11:55.480 And there's like a clob stream

00:11:57.000 And Neon's off to the side

00:11:58.760 Chet! WRL Strait of Hormuz 0.62

00:12:01.040 I'm looking for the heart 0.90

00:12:02.760 UK you could pass

00:12:05.160 You could pass 0.99

00:12:05.900 Someone just said more hoes

00:12:13.400 Going through Hormuz 0.74

00:12:14.460 Really bro?

00:12:16.360 I'm pretty sure is Kamesh Island

00:12:19.000 the largest island in the virgin gulf uh you can see well i thought they i thought we can go through 0.95

00:12:25.480 it's called the straight of whore moves hey sorry sorry it's uh quite rugged uh there's

00:12:32.920 high elevations on that island and resistance channels report that it is heavily fortified

00:12:38.280 uh and uh fully prepared for any uh attempted amphibious landing

00:12:42.680 I personally am skeptical that the United States military is going to attempt any kind of amphibious landing on that island.

00:12:51.520 If it does attempt any amphibious landing, it's likely to be on a very small island that is further away from the Iranian coastline.

00:12:59.420 And that is of little to no strategic importance to the Islamic Republic. 0.92

00:13:04.800 But they all look different sizes 1.00

00:13:10.860 So the report saw that it's 2 million per tanker

00:13:13.360 Every single ship that we've seen here looks different

00:13:16.800 So we're now to the waters of the Strait of Hormuz

00:13:21.180 I would say we're about time

00:13:23.320 We're here in the Strait of Hormuz

00:13:25.200 This war is over in 24 hours

00:13:27.960 I'm Top Goy reporting live from the Strait of Hormuz

00:13:32.040 i ran look at that they're saying i ran away from the strait a couple of kilometers from the shore

00:13:39.320 and uh or is this fuzzy we were told we're only to get 20 minutes out here because there are 0.97

00:13:44.180 drones in the sky and uh the genocidal israeli entity has a long and sordid record of murdering 0.80

00:13:52.720 journalists with lethal impunity so unfortunately we're not going to be able to spend too much time 0.99

00:13:56.900 But I'll give you a good panoramic view right now of what we can see.

00:14:03.900 It's not Lucas Gage.

00:14:26.840 That is Hormuz Island, where we were hoping to go crazy.

00:14:29.680 This is crazy footage, bro.

00:14:30.480 the port facility so youtubers are doing better journalism than mainstream media it's like cnn

00:14:36.280 does not have this footage fox news msnbc this is something that everybody should see this it's

00:14:41.900 incredible that they're able to be here right you don't see this from anywhere youtubers have

00:14:48.220 honestly taken over media content creators in general why are they getting better and more

00:14:53.680 important footage than anybody part of these major organizations we have to remain on the water

00:14:58.000 because they don't want us to yeah you're right they don't want us to know this they

00:15:05.920 want to think that it's closed is it always this busy

00:15:28.000 Press TV microphone has fallen overboard.

00:15:30.880 Really?

00:15:33.340 Right when I start glazing them for being better than the mainstream news.

00:15:36.760 Look at this, bro.

00:15:38.940 Who's going in?

00:15:40.740 Ali, I think that's your microphone.

00:15:42.260 You have a duty to make this act.

00:15:43.900 Yeah, don't jump in.

00:15:45.180 There might be a mine.

00:15:47.140 Please don't.

00:15:48.200 I would not go in that water, bro.

00:15:52.860 Bro, you jump in there.

00:15:53.940 The IRGC flies out, slapping their chest.

00:15:58.000 The emergency operation to save the rescue of your microphone from certain death

00:16:27.000 it's definitely broken right it's definitely broken why would they do it's definitely broken

00:16:35.200 look at those mountains i think that's oman over there this is the island of

00:16:48.740 woods. You can see it's quite rugged, mountainous. I think that would pose a challenge to anybody

00:17:02.820 who's trying to... Ground evasion. Ground evasion control of it from the Iranian military. Yeah.

00:17:07.220 And over here is the much larger island of Kamesh, the largest island in the Persian Gulf.

00:17:18.740 someone in the chat just said where is this did we not say it like 50 million times this video

00:17:32.600 like do i really need to keep explaining this

00:17:34.440 it's china yeah

00:17:41.740 This is the Miami Beach River 0.98

00:17:47.260 We're watching a Klav Yacht Party stream 0.98

00:18:08.360 Okay

00:18:08.880 I'll show you from a map

00:18:10.460 Just said this is important. So this is the Strait of Hormuz. So I think that they're right here. They say that overall, a lot of it's over here. It seems like the separation, it goes to 33 kilometers. But this, well, it doesn't look like that would be equivalent.

00:18:24.840 Habibi come to Oman where all Madhab pray in the same masjid. 0.89

00:18:54.840 That's a weird border from Oman, huh? 0.98

00:18:56.740 It randomly goes off like that.

00:18:59.240 But this little three kilometer strip right here controls 20% of the world's oil.

00:19:06.020 Therefore, one of the most important little straits in global economy.

00:19:13.500 And Karg Island, which this is the speculation that they're going to invade, is...

00:19:20.040 Where is it?

00:19:22.000 Where is Karg Island?

00:19:22.900 Let me go see.

00:19:33.000 So Karg Island is right here, a lot further northwest, all the way in that straight.

00:19:41.500 This is where people are speculating the U.S. Marine invasion will be.

00:19:50.560 It definitely set up tons of traps. 1.00

00:20:01.480 You ate used to Oman. 1.00

00:20:03.000 That is why it is weird like this. 0.99

00:20:04.060 We're now heading back to shore.

00:20:05.700 We've actually been given more time.

00:20:06.820 You ate used to Oman?

00:20:08.000 What does that, what do you mean? 1.00

00:20:08.920 Out here that we had anticipated.

00:20:10.320 We told 20 minutes.

00:20:11.420 We've been out here for about an hour.

00:20:13.760 So why invade that island so far away?

00:20:15.740 Well, because that's where a lot of the oil refineries are.

00:20:20.300 And also, it's an important aspect in the economy.

00:20:24.320 It's close to Iran.

00:20:25.800 Maybe they think it's not as heavily guarded.

00:20:28.360 Could be a lot of different reasons.

00:20:30.940 Thankfully, we've seen a fair bit, at least as much as we can on this vessel.

00:20:36.100 I just couldn't count of the number of oil tankers and cargo ships out here.

00:20:41.040 These are just ones that are visible to the naked eye, and I counted 90 of them.

00:20:45.780 And, you know, some are pointed northward.

00:20:48.440 Others are pointed southward.

00:20:49.780 so there appears to be quite a bit of two-way traffic, you know, close to the Iranian shore.

00:20:58.740 In any case, assuming that we don't get blown out of the water between here and the port,

00:21:04.900 this will be my report to you from the Strait of Hormuz on March 29, 2026.

00:21:19.780 Nice.

00:21:23.420 Great journalism.

SHNEAKO - March 31, 2026

Inside the Strait of Hormuz

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