SHNEAKO - March 07, 2026


Is SNEAKO A Real New Yorker？


Episode Stats

Length

1 minute

Words per Minute

240.39735

Word Count

242

Sentence Count

38


Summary

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Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
00:00:00.000 It's Nico.
00:00:00.560 You think you're valet in New York?
00:00:01.880 Yeah.
00:00:02.280 Man, I'm trying to test it right now.
00:00:03.460 Look, kind of get big and naked.
00:00:04.680 Cheese.
00:00:05.060 Chopped.
00:00:05.540 Cheese.
00:00:05.920 Chicken over.
00:00:06.620 Rice.
00:00:07.060 Finder.
00:00:07.800 Block.
00:00:08.260 We out.
00:00:08.820 Side.
00:00:10.760 Tight as s***, right?
00:00:11.820 So what is the word, like, I'm on that?
00:00:13.540 Like, what that mean?
00:00:14.180 It means you're on that.
00:00:15.360 Well, it depends on the context.
00:00:16.620 You could be on that.
00:00:17.200 You see a girl you like, man, I'm on that.
00:00:19.240 What about, like, oh, I'm on timing?
00:00:21.080 That means you're ready to go.
00:00:22.000 You're ready for whatever's about to happen.
00:00:23.460 You're my money.
00:00:24.200 I mean, like, you're blood.
00:00:25.340 How many boroughs are there?
00:00:30.000 What is the worst trade station line to take?
00:00:31.780 Probably the J-Train recently has been, like, booty.
00:00:34.600 If you go there late at night, it's, like, the Twilight Zone.
00:00:36.840 Somebody tried to rob.
00:00:37.820 I've seen, like, homeless people laying down, like, people stealing bags.
00:00:41.540 Zombies.
00:00:41.960 It's Zombieland.
00:00:42.620 How do you feel about the MTU price going up to $3?
00:00:45.120 They started to add that half circle on top of the turnstile, but if you're really tall,
00:00:48.660 you can kind of just do it.
00:00:50.280 Hell no.
00:00:51.160 You cannot.
00:00:51.880 This s***, like, up to your height, bro.
00:00:53.240 I swear to God.
00:00:53.920 You could just go like that.
00:00:55.640 Uh-huh.
00:00:56.020 I don't know about that.
00:00:56.700 You could go and you could bob and weave, like, Tyson underneath.
00:00:59.120 I ain't gonna lie.
00:00:59.760 You valid.