SHNEAKO - March 07, 2026


Is SNEAKO A Real New Yorker？


Episode Stats


Length

1 minute

Words per minute

240.39735

Word count

242

Sentence count

38

Harmful content

Toxicity

9

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Summary

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In this episode, the guys talk about what it's like being a valet in New York City, the worst train lines to take, and the worst things to take at the train stations. Also, we talk about the MTU price going up to $3.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 It's Nico.
00:00:00.560 You think you're valet in New York?
00:00:01.880 Yeah.
00:00:02.280 Man, I'm trying to test it right now. 0.97
00:00:03.460 Look, kind of get big and naked. 0.98
00:00:04.680 Cheese. 0.86
00:00:05.060 Chopped.
00:00:05.540 Cheese.
00:00:05.920 Chicken over.
00:00:06.620 Rice.
00:00:07.060 Finder.
00:00:07.800 Block.
00:00:08.260 We out.
00:00:08.820 Side. 0.98
00:00:10.760 Tight as s***, right? 0.87
00:00:11.820 So what is the word, like, I'm on that? 0.93
00:00:13.540 Like, what that mean?
00:00:14.180 It means you're on that.
00:00:15.360 Well, it depends on the context.
00:00:16.620 You could be on that.
00:00:17.200 You see a girl you like, man, I'm on that.
00:00:19.240 What about, like, oh, I'm on timing?
00:00:21.080 That means you're ready to go.
00:00:22.000 You're ready for whatever's about to happen.
00:00:23.460 You're my money.
00:00:24.200 I mean, like, you're blood.
00:00:25.340 How many boroughs are there?
00:00:30.000 What is the worst trade station line to take?
00:00:31.780 Probably the J-Train recently has been, like, booty.
00:00:34.600 If you go there late at night, it's, like, the Twilight Zone.
00:00:36.840 Somebody tried to rob.
00:00:37.820 I've seen, like, homeless people laying down, like, people stealing bags.
00:00:41.540 Zombies.
00:00:41.960 It's Zombieland.
00:00:42.620 How do you feel about the MTU price going up to $3?
00:00:45.120 They started to add that half circle on top of the turnstile, but if you're really tall,
00:00:48.660 you can kind of just do it.
00:00:50.280 Hell no.
00:00:51.160 You cannot. 1.00
00:00:51.880 This s***, like, up to your height, bro. 0.99
00:00:53.240 I swear to God. 0.99
00:00:53.920 You could just go like that.
00:00:55.640 Uh-huh.
00:00:56.020 I don't know about that.
00:00:56.700 You could go and you could bob and weave, like, Tyson underneath.
00:00:59.120 I ain't gonna lie.
00:00:59.760 You valid.