SHNEAKO - March 20, 2022


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One of my best vlogs yet. She said she wants to work it out...

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Length

9 minutes

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191.38

Word count

1,846

Sentence count

69

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Also mentioned:
Davis Daryl Pete Davidson Suicide OHHHHH Sneeko

Harmful content

Misogyny

21

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Toxicity

32

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Hate speech

10

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In this episode, the guys talk about the NBA playoffs, the NBA Finals, and a new sneaker craze. Also, the boys discuss the recent events that have happened in the world and how they feel about it.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 you got you got bad drip bro it's a bad fit a nike tech in atlanta a black nike tech like 0.99
00:00:13.100 can you get a little more creative people wear the same shit everywhere the years is faded and 0.99
00:00:17.240 old what are you talking about this is brand new no wait mine's brand new what are you talking 0.98
00:00:21.280 about let me feel it i've owned this like i haven't even watched this yet but you know what's
00:00:25.800 crazy a bad fit is you don't wear the bottom with it it's weird yeah but you gotta spice it up look
00:00:29.740 these g-star you know i'm saying like still wear air force is crazy with a fit and yo speaking of
00:00:34.460 like fresh dude i went to balenciaga that's like my little bro but see how like it doesn't get old
00:00:41.260 you can't recreate it looks like a cake nigga we recreated it and made it look how wrinkly they 1.00
00:00:47.340 are that's how they come they're they look aged they're lambskin that's how they come brand new
00:00:52.620 They're lambskin leather a lambskin leather
00:00:57.120 First world white country where nothing bad happens and now that something's bad happening everyone's freaking out
00:01:01.520 But like that's just regular and third world countries all over the world. It's like why do we need to care about this? 0.62
00:01:06.980 Because we have no connection to it name one Ukrainian person exactly
00:01:13.660 President
00:01:15.660 When did you when did you learn about the last week last week exactly do you have any empathy?
00:01:22.620 I love I love people. I hope they don't die. That sucks. That sucks for them, but I don't care about you
00:01:27.600 I don't know you he's a yo bro cancel this thing unsubscribe 0.99
00:01:33.060 Do believe people use the word care to liberally you don't care about some shit unless you actually doing something to solve it 0.81
00:01:38.700 A lot of people just be like thinking good thing who and is not ending the war by signing petitions, bro
00:01:43.260 Your petition means nothing come sign that petition anyway, though
00:01:46.420 You know so Davis I can go on a date, right? Can I get a date what can I get a date?
00:01:49.700 Yeah, 100% work. No, just just you tell me what to say in the day because you have like Riz
00:01:55.080 I got Riz 1.00
00:01:57.080 Yeah, you just tell me what to say in the day. Okay, come on day. What'd you rate this fit?
00:02:01.620 It's it's you know, okay include this look shoes or we're made just cuz we have when it's an hour shoe
00:02:06.560 I want to be comfortable exclude the shoes ankles up talk to me
00:02:09.800 I mean nowadays comfort has to be considered regardless all clothes fits are made for comfort now
00:02:14.340 So the shoes don't go with the fit
00:02:16.340 I'm only waiting they don't go with the feet
00:02:18.400 I'm just wearing it because we're at a shoe, but you asked me to rate the fit and I'm rating the fit
00:02:22.180 Can you can you rate his fit real quick?
00:02:25.360 He leave? He left
00:02:29.340 Nah, Davis is ass, Davis is ass 1.00
00:02:31.340 Yo, you ass bro! 1.00
00:02:33.340 You ass! 1.00
00:02:35.340 OHHHHH! 1.00
00:02:37.340 I've been smoking a lot. I did not expect that. No, I don't smoke. What you mean?
00:02:41.340 I'm breathing heavy? I'm just laughing. That's just how I laugh. Oh, that's it. You laugh?
00:02:44.840 Why are you making that consent face? Alright, okay. That was a crackhead laugh? I don't think so.
00:02:47.760 I'm good. I quit smoking. I'm sober. Oh wow for three hours
00:02:55.940 How many how many no place you got a to Samson? 1.00
00:02:59.980 Look how much of a try hard, but you got the fucking 0.99
00:03:02.160 Oh, my gosh gonna be fucked up because we changed our names. Oh, you know just order new ones. Oh, that's cheating 0.99
00:03:07.400 I want to have a new plan because they let you order new plaques for your team. So I think you can buy one for the niggas and A&P 1.00
00:03:17.760 3, 2, 1, go!
00:03:27.760 What are you recording, Sneeko? It's a halftime show, bro. Turn us off!
00:03:32.760 Then I put this in a button, it's all deep on it, right?
00:03:35.520 So, I feel like they'll be having a 20-point blowout.
00:03:37.760 Oh, it's time to come out, 20-team.
00:03:44.760 A change in the air for me, okay?
00:03:47.760 No, that change is different.
00:03:49.760 Thank you.
00:03:50.760 It's water.
00:03:51.760 It's like, yo, we're gonna walk in.
00:03:57.760 Oh! 0.60
00:03:58.760 Oh! 0.60
00:03:59.760 They just won ten bands. Ten bands each is crazy.
00:04:06.760 Yo, post your interview. How was it?
00:04:09.760 What do you think about the game?
00:04:11.760 It was great. There weren't many twins, right?
00:04:13.760 I know, but that was way too many twins.
00:04:15.760 Bro, their plans were fire, bro.
00:04:17.760 It's not even about the date, it's just about the connection and the time you spend.
00:04:44.060 It's the experience.
00:04:45.520 I swear there was a scene in The Walking Dead on this roof, bro
00:04:48.420 There was a scene in The Walking Dead where the guy Daryl like he says the n-word like in the Apocalypse
00:04:52.380 It was right here. I swear to God. Daryl called him again. They're right here
00:04:55.440 It's the intro
00:04:56.920 What was the intro?
00:05:02.500 There's not much content to get here if you jump over that'd be funny
00:05:05.760 Suicide would be great bro like you diving headfirst is a great thumbnail if we came here for it for content
00:05:12.960 Oh, I was about to throw that thing over the good thing I didn't 1.00
00:05:18.460 What the fuck 0.99
00:05:22.140 Bro good little trip 0.99
00:05:24.320 I like to come to Atlanta like once every two three months and just hang around these more productive youtubers than me
00:05:29.200 I used to do it for like three four days. I was just here for literally one day in and out now
00:05:33.120 Every time I come back. I'm like yo, I gotta step my game up
00:05:36.360 It's good. I need to take that
00:05:38.360 I often forget
00:05:40.360 Sorry for the things that you've seen
00:05:42.260 Things that you've seen
00:05:43.680 All the badness and the key
00:05:45.640 All the stress, all the hurt, agony
00:05:47.620 And that's all cause of me
00:05:49.760 Yeah
00:05:50.280 I'll be sorry for the things that you've seen
00:05:53.560 Things that you've seen
00:05:54.980 All the badness and the key
00:05:56.940 All the stress, all the hurt, agony
00:05:58.960 And that's all cause of me
00:06:00.840 Yeah
00:06:01.640 Look, I used to
00:06:03.140 Leave up out my yard with a kitchen knife
00:06:05.760 Mom went to do the washing up
00:06:07.480 And saw it missing, I
00:06:08.580 I wish I listened, I
00:06:09.960 i came back from atlanta yesterday and i walk in the crib and then see a
00:06:19.880 a candle lit my bottle of wine open and two glasses empty and i'm like ah can i ask you
00:06:24.860 get on some and then i heard you playing a tiktok or something and then it went off i was like oh
00:06:28.280 he's alone yeah i'm alone so she couldn't stay that was like the first question why didn't she
00:06:32.460 sleep over so i'm just gonna start off with she's married with two kids and she's probably around
00:06:37.980 like 50 so i met her at this yeah so i'm working with something different i'm leveling up i'm
00:06:44.980 trying to get some game i was at a dj like some rave type shit in the city and she was there with
00:06:50.800 her husband i was she was there with her husband and i was just gaming her i was faded i popped
00:06:55.800 molly i was just feeling myself so i gamed her we started hooking up like her husband there 1.00
00:07:01.360 us behind the wall here and then she starts telling me her husband you're not come on like
00:07:06.380 He must bro. Like at some point I looked over my shoulder and there was just some random dude staring at us
00:07:10.300 But it wasn't her husband
00:07:11.700 So maybe it was his boy or something just checking in
00:07:14.040 You're gonna get a shot 0.93
00:07:15.040 You're literally gonna get shot by like a friend 0.89
00:07:18.500 Nah cause she was telling me she's like nah he doesn't care as long as he doesn't find out
00:07:21.560 And I got her to pull up last night 0.98
00:07:25.040 So basically like I don't like this woman 1.00
00:07:27.540 She's shot?
00:07:29.060 Yeah she's kind of bad
00:07:29.980 Bro she wouldn't even tell me her age
00:07:31.840 I don't know how old she is but she must be at least late 40s 0.77
00:07:35.180 If she didn't tell your age, that's like add six to whatever it is.
00:07:39.720 And I'm saying she looks like late 40s, so she looks late 40s, so she's probably a little older. 1.00
00:07:44.400 I fucked like maybe a 45-year-old at a sex party, but that was... 0.99
00:07:49.060 Oh, what the... 1.00
00:07:51.680 She's like a woman. 1.00
00:07:53.040 This is a lady. 0.93
00:07:54.380 She's like the type of woman who gets her nails painted in my mom's salon. 1.00
00:07:57.220 Well, she doesn't know how to be bad on Instagram because of her age. 1.00
00:07:59.540 She just got Instagram like three months ago.
00:08:01.040 Yeah, these are bad pictures.
00:08:02.980 Maybe she looks better.
00:08:03.820 She got Miami in the story thing
00:08:05.660 Just two pictures
00:08:07.620 But just for like clarity
00:08:09.960 I don't like this woman 1.00
00:08:11.220 It's not like we're dating or anything
00:08:12.460 I just see a bag
00:08:14.040 And when I see a bag
00:08:15.440 I'm gonna chase the bag
00:08:16.300 She's rich 0.92
00:08:16.700 She's a lawyer 0.71
00:08:17.220 And she's unhappy in her relationship
00:08:20.560 Obviously
00:08:21.180 That's why she started the Instagram 0.97
00:08:22.220 With all those like
00:08:22.980 Yeah she was telling me that he's beta
00:08:24.660 Not saying in those words
00:08:26.420 But basically like
00:08:27.460 Nah he's obsessed with me
00:08:29.600 He brought up having a threesome once
00:08:31.880 And she asked him straight up
00:08:33.600 do you want to be in an open relationship then he's like no no i would never do that and she's 1.00
00:08:37.400 like all right so do you care if i fuck around and he's like no as long as i don't find out 0.99
00:08:42.300 so is that an open relationship or not basically she's fucking around and he's simping 1.00
00:08:46.460 wait who asked for the threesome the husband did and she's like all right if you want to do that 1.00
00:08:52.120 then we might as well just be in an open relationship right so he didn't get the
00:08:54.800 threesome all he got was his wife yeah all he got was his wife in a random brooklyn apartment 1.00
00:08:59.780 and getting dicked down by a younger man. 1.00
00:09:01.620 That sucks. 0.99
00:09:02.820 Okay, explain more. 1.00
00:09:04.300 Then you sent him the Pete Davidson selfie, the fucking... 0.99
00:09:06.740 Nah, if you started hitting me up, 1.00
00:09:07.840 I would definitely send a word from her.
00:09:11.900 Nah, I might adopt the kids.
00:09:13.600 I don't know.
00:09:13.960 It depends how much money she got on her. 1.00
00:09:15.240 Yeah, every day I see that shit, 1.00
00:09:16.380 I'm just trying to hear your stories, 1.00
00:09:17.600 and I'm like, why would I ever get married?
00:09:19.040 Why would I ever...
00:09:20.040 She was dead on convincing me just never to do it.
00:09:23.480 Yeah, don't.
00:09:23.880 And that was someone who'd been married for 13 years,
00:09:25.680 so I think that's enough said.
00:09:26.980 Okay, continue with the story.
00:09:28.340 Yeah, so she pulls up, and she's like,
00:09:30.300 You're the best kisser ever she's just gassing me up already. Yeah, she's just gassing me up crazy 1.00
00:09:36.740 so