SHNEAKO - December 18, 2025Matan Even Meets New York
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Summary
In this episode, we talk about snow, tequila, and a man who thinks his mind is up his ass. We also talk about a guy who thinks he can smoke weed and does not know how to use a lighter.
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okay just finished streaming with baton evan we walk outside and it's uh have you seen snow
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before no this is my first time i'm from la so it doesn't happen there
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you're not cold no actually i took my jacket my jacket's in there i took it off
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I can't turn that into Fousey because you did too many lines.
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take a bite because it's just water when you know that yeah but also all the pollution and
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rat and piss that's where do you think the water comes from from earth exactly where do you think
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the snow comes from just extremely cold water right but the water exactly so what do you think
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when they get this water from the lakes and it's winter time.
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This is a table where you were chugging down tequila before we started the stream.
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We need to get you in touch with a rehabilitationist or whatever it's called.
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For a high IQ person, you're not really good at vocabulary.
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For a midwit, you have just about the type of vocabulary that I would expect.
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You struggled to say the word vocabulary just now.
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That's like some shit of black I would say to get stuff.
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He'd be saying that on the subway to people.
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He go, your mind is up your ass, and your ass is up your mind.
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I mean, I would start walking away at this point.
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I'm waiting for him to stop being funny so that I can smoke a cigarette.
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When I smoked earlier before the stream, he was like, is that weed?
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Maybe this is his whole idea here to reference a real thing where he was smoking a cigarette
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and then he threw it off of there so I couldn't test.
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I'm not a minor anymore, but I still wouldn't take it.
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I mean, you can't include this if you don't include that.
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We're going to show him around and get him some food.
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His mouth is faster than his brain, and then he's slurping noises.
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I know what I'm going to say 20 seconds in advance.
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yes it is because I even know what you're gonna say 20 seconds okay tell
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me what am I gonna say falloutu hold on I'm thinking
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he won oh shit I'm way way smarter and quicker than this guy here
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It's going to melt, but it's having it so hard.
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you should you should it probably should it looks like c equals no he's saving mindset you've really
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never seen snow before no it's the first time he said that off camera so he's telling the truth
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it's true yeah i mean i live in l.a so that was the first snowball that's ever been thrown at you
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i've oh like physically seen it or has it snowed i've been to like the mountains before
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so i've seen it physically but that was the first snowball that's ever hit you
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Um, it was when I was younger, so I don't know. Maybe. It's possible.
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You can just say yes and give me the ego boost.
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This is usable footage. Just shoving the camera at me.
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I know, that's what he does. Like, the bit's over and then he stays recording.
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I'm not having this guy slave away and do my work. This is a YouTube legend.
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that you're having doing your bullshit editing.
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You hire a fucking editor and have him do something more useful.
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Maybe have him be a collaborator on the channel.
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He doesn't want to be in front of the camera anymore.
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He's tired of people like you sucking the clout away.
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But he looks like he's 14 years old so immediately. I've never been ID there immediately. I'm gonna kick it in
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Yeah, you were walking in until I walked in yeah
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Yeah, I don't know why they did that because you look like you're 14
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This guy doesn't give a shit about anybody besides himself. That's the thing about all your fans a whore on my stream
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She's not a fan of mine. It's a person who saw a clip and wanted you to call me
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She said your name specifically like four times. Oh really? Yeah, okay
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Well, I didn't know any of this info look this guy's a fan of you and you're not even saying hello
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Nobody's a fan of you online. He's a celebrity in the real world. He can't even find a taxi. Okay. Come on
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Well, I thought he was stopping for you nobody even wants him in their car because they can smell it
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Oh, he has a black. No, it's not you don't even look like it. Oh
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You call your fans whores that's not my your insult one point you want because you're an it's okay
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communicate with women ask me to talk to somebody to walk about see if I'm able
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to talk to these future doctors and engineers right moving on we're not
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even gonna do that that's it he's a little you know you guys work on Wall
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street nice to meet you nice to meet you nice to meet you they're probably stockbrokers yeah i was
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about to say they work in the the stock exchange they work everywhere yeah they sell they sell
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everywhere that's crazy man you just met some of the realest businessmen out there don't have you
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just saying wallahi because that's the muslim connection this is what a real businessman do
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they started yelling in the street at a homeless guy with a red jacket that was really funny seeing
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you get nervous around black people that guy is huge that guy is like 300 pounds
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and his friend is even bigger than him ready to get your new york slice yeah i already hired a
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couple but sure next time i'll be entirely different what you think of monkey it's horrible
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i really am curious what the the iq is over there i'm thinking about saying something like that
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in the stream because of who we were coming by i saw it in your face every time i thought maybe
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it was a little too mean to say it to them what are you doing tomorrow um not to be
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That's the type of stuff where people are like, you take the train?