SHNEAKO - Matan Even Meets New York

00:00:00.000 okay just finished streaming with baton evan we walk outside and it's uh have you seen snow

00:00:09.760 before no this is my first time i'm from la so it doesn't happen there

00:00:13.520 you're not cold no actually i took my jacket my jacket's in there i took it off

00:00:28.080 because it's snowing.

00:00:30.560 Is it Fousey?

00:00:31.540 Fousey.

00:00:32.100 Oh, you should have put G7.

00:00:33.240 That would have been more efficient.

00:00:34.860 Yousef spelled backwards is Fousey.

00:00:39.640 Your handwriting is not that good.

00:00:41.500 It's like cursive genius.

00:00:43.020 What does that say?

00:00:43.580 I can't read that.

00:00:44.320 It's G7 mindset.

00:00:46.000 Ah, that G looks like a U.

00:00:47.900 No, I'm not going to do that next one.

00:00:49.720 Anyways.

00:00:50.280 He was about to draw a swap.

00:00:51.320 I could see it in his face.

00:00:52.180 No, no, it wasn't.

00:00:53.400 It's not even close, actually.

00:00:54.620 I'll start it and you finish it.

00:00:56.000 That's not what it was.

00:00:56.620 I'm not going to get involved with this.

00:00:58.200 Let's do a tic-tac-tac with this one.

00:01:00.040 No, no, I don't want anything to do with this.

00:01:02.080 Okay, now.

00:01:12.120 I can't turn that into Fousey because you did too many lines.

00:01:15.780 Let's see what I can do.

00:01:17.960 I'm going to draw the Hindu symbol of peace.

00:01:20.220 take a bite because it's just water when you know that yeah but also all the pollution and

00:01:32.300 rat and piss that's where do you think the water comes from from earth exactly where do you think

00:01:40.140 the snow comes from just extremely cold water right but the water exactly so what do you think

00:01:46.500 when they get this water from the lakes and it's winter time.

00:01:50.260 The lakes are frozen over with snow.

00:01:52.080 What do you think is in the lakes in New York?

00:01:53.920 This is not a lake.

00:01:54.840 This is a table where you were chugging down tequila before we started the stream.

00:01:59.860 He let me in.

00:02:00.400 He said, watch out.

00:02:01.140 He's extremely intoxicated.

00:02:02.560 I said, this isn't even just grifting.

00:02:05.120 This is sad.

00:02:05.920 None of this is true.

00:02:06.340 This is actually extremely sad.

00:02:08.600 We need to get you in touch with a rehabilitationist or whatever it's called.

00:02:12.780 For a high IQ person, you're not really good at vocabulary.

00:02:15.900 For a midwit, you have just about the type of vocabulary that I would expect.

00:02:23.140 They are usually pretty good at that stuff.

00:02:24.880 You struggled to say the word vocabulary just now.

00:02:26.340 Yeah, I don't have a good vocabulary.

00:02:27.960 This is my first language.

00:02:30.380 See, but my mind is quick.

00:02:31.940 My mind is too quick for my mouth.

00:02:34.280 Your mouth is too quick for your mind.

00:02:36.180 That's like some shit of black I would say to get stuff.

00:02:38.600 And he'd be saying that for years.

00:02:40.180 He'd be saying that on the subway to people.

00:02:42.180 He go, your mind is up your ass, and your ass is up your mind.

00:02:46.660 That's why I'm a...

00:02:49.180 Facts, nigga.

00:02:50.980 I mean, I would start walking away at this point.

00:02:53.440 Actually, I would daff him up.

00:02:54.700 I would be scared.

00:02:56.180 Say it, man, nigga.

00:02:57.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:02:57.800 You right, man.

00:03:00.380 Right, man.

00:03:01.480 That guy's mind is up his ass.

00:03:03.360 I'm not talking about the black guy.

00:03:04.680 I'm talking about Sneeko in real life.

00:03:06.500 I'm not doing a bit.

00:03:07.160 Look at what he's doing.

00:03:08.060 I'm waiting for him to stop being funny so that I can smoke a cigarette.

00:03:10.100 He has a lighter out so he can smoke weed.

00:03:13.100 Look at what he's doing.

00:03:14.340 Look at what he's doing.

00:03:15.320 When I smoked earlier before the stream, he was like, is that weed?

00:03:17.500 And like, no, it's just, I don't smoke weed.

00:03:18.860 No, that was weed.

00:03:20.280 Maybe this is a cigarette.

00:03:21.200 Maybe this is his whole idea here to reference a real thing where he was smoking a cigarette

00:03:25.260 and then he threw it off of there so I couldn't test.

00:03:27.520 Is that what happened?

00:03:28.540 Do you want to try it?

00:03:29.680 No, I don't smoke anything.

00:03:30.920 No, I'm not offering drugs to a minor.

00:03:32.820 I'm not a minor anymore, but I still wouldn't take it.

00:03:36.420 How old are you?

00:03:37.200 I'm 18 now.

00:03:38.100 We don't really smoke in there.

00:03:41.100 Yeah, you see that?

00:03:42.100 You gonna include that in the vlog?

00:03:44.100 Is that gonna be in there?

00:03:45.100 Is this gonna be in there?

00:03:46.100 I mean, you can't include this if you don't include that.

00:03:48.100 How about this?

00:03:49.100 Turn the camera.

00:03:50.100 He's hiding behind his cameraman.

00:03:52.100 Yeah, so we're just gonna get some food.

00:03:53.100 He's hiding behind his cameraman.

00:03:54.100 There's smoke coming out of his nose.

00:03:56.100 That's, uh...

00:03:57.100 And not the type of smoke.

00:03:58.100 That's called, it's not smoke?

00:03:59.100 Yeah, yeah, not the type of...

00:04:00.100 Do you know the word for this?

00:04:01.100 Falutun.

00:04:02.100 Falutun.

00:04:03.100 Faluhu?

00:04:04.100 Falutun.

00:04:05.100 Not the type of falutun.

00:04:06.100 That's the real word.

00:04:07.100 It's called outside.

00:04:08.100 So Matan's in New York.

00:04:09.040 We're going to show him around and get him some food.

00:04:13.560 That pocket's not allowed.

00:04:16.360 What's that?

00:04:17.280 You messed up when you did that.

00:04:18.620 Where'd he put it?

00:04:20.660 You see it?

00:04:21.340 Put the camera on your cigarette in his hand.

00:04:23.340 I didn't do it.

00:04:24.180 I didn't do it.

00:04:24.840 He's chugging alcohol.

00:04:25.480 What the fuck was that noise?

00:04:26.580 You chugging alcohol.

00:04:27.640 It's sad.

00:04:28.180 His mouth is faster than his brain, and then he's slurping noises.

00:04:31.240 I had come up with that 20 seconds ago.

00:04:33.260 I know what I'm going to say 20 seconds in advance.

00:04:35.940 That's not that impressive.

00:04:36.700 yes it is because I even know what you're gonna say 20 seconds okay tell

00:04:40.480 me what am I gonna say falloutu hold on I'm thinking

00:04:51.420 I got it right

00:04:54.380 he won oh shit I'm way way smarter and quicker than this guy here

00:05:06.700 Did you write that?

00:05:11.140 No, I didn't.

00:05:11.860 That was just there.

00:05:12.740 Isn't that crazy?

00:05:18.640 That's a good shot.

00:05:21.080 I don't have anything.

00:05:22.480 It's going to melt, but it's having it so hard.

00:05:24.520 I'm just trying to get it in your eyes.

00:05:26.220 Look at that mark.

00:05:26.740 I could jump Project Y right here.

00:05:27.780 Who did that?

00:05:28.820 Are you seeing this?

00:05:29.720 Is that what they did?

00:05:31.300 Who keeps writing this all over the place?

00:05:33.340 If you're going to write G7, you got to...

00:05:34.940 I didn't write it.

00:05:35.740 you should you should it probably should it looks like c equals no he's saving mindset you've really

00:05:42.280 never seen snow before no it's the first time he said that off camera so he's telling the truth

00:05:47.000 it's true yeah i mean i live in l.a so that was the first snowball that's ever been thrown at you

00:05:51.580 i've oh like physically seen it or has it snowed i've been to like the mountains before

00:05:57.160 so i've seen it physically but that was the first snowball that's ever hit you

00:06:00.740 Um, it was when I was younger, so I don't know. Maybe. It's possible.

00:06:05.740 You can just say yes and give me the ego boost.

00:06:08.740 No, cut down on the alcohol.

00:06:14.740 This is usable footage. Just shoving the camera at me.

00:06:18.740 I know, that's what he does. Like, the bit's over and then he stays recording.

00:06:21.740 Why are you insulting this guy?

00:06:22.740 I'm not insulting. I'm not...

00:06:24.740 I'm not having this guy slave away and do my work. This is a YouTube legend.

00:06:28.740 that you're having doing your bullshit editing.

00:06:32.060 You hire a fucking editor and have him do something more useful.

00:06:35.320 Maybe have him be a collaborator on the channel.

00:06:37.560 Maybe have him stand next to you.

00:06:39.220 You got this guy doing all that bullshit.

00:06:40.440 He doesn't want to be in front of the camera anymore.

00:06:41.980 He's tired of people like you sucking the clout away.

00:06:44.480 Is that true?

00:06:45.300 He's nodding.

00:06:45.920 He's saying, no, I want to be on camera.

00:06:48.300 I want to be on camera.

00:06:49.380 Let's put it on camera.

00:06:50.820 Exactly.

00:06:51.400 Yeah, because you had him sign.

00:06:52.720 Because he knows you don't want him to do it.

00:06:54.600 So we're going to go to the Dead Rabbit.

00:06:55.900 There's a great burger spot right here.

00:06:57.040 But he looks like he's 14 years old so immediately. I've never been ID there immediately. I'm gonna kick it in

00:07:01.900 Yeah, you were walking in until I walked in yeah

00:07:04.960 Yeah, I don't know why they did that because you look like you're 14

00:07:08.120 This guy doesn't give a shit about anybody besides himself. That's the thing about all your fans a whore on my stream

00:07:13.300 She's not a fan of mine. It's a person who saw a clip and wanted you to call me

00:07:16.900 She said your name specifically like four times. Oh really? Yeah, okay

00:07:20.160 Well, I didn't know any of this info look this guy's a fan of you and you're not even saying hello

00:07:24.300 Nobody's a fan of you online. He's a celebrity in the real world. He can't even find a taxi. Okay. Come on

00:07:32.760 Well, I thought he was stopping for you nobody even wants him in their car because they can smell it

00:07:37.380 Oh, he has a black. No, it's not you don't even look like it. Oh

00:07:46.740 You call your fans whores that's not my your insult one point you want because you're an it's okay

00:07:51.680 communicate with women ask me to talk to somebody to walk about see if I'm able

00:07:55.940 to talk to these future doctors and engineers right moving on we're not

00:08:02.600 even gonna do that that's it he's a little you know you guys work on Wall

00:08:18.200 street nice to meet you nice to meet you nice to meet you they're probably stockbrokers yeah i was

00:08:27.560 about to say they work in the the stock exchange they work everywhere yeah they sell they sell

00:08:31.880 everywhere that's crazy man you just met some of the realest businessmen out there don't have you

00:08:36.440 just saying wallahi because that's the muslim connection this is what a real businessman do

00:08:40.200 they started yelling in the street at a homeless guy with a red jacket that was really funny seeing

00:08:44.280 you get nervous around black people that guy is huge that guy is like 300 pounds

00:08:49.320 and his friend is even bigger than him ready to get your new york slice yeah i already hired a

00:08:53.480 couple but sure next time i'll be entirely different what you think of monkey it's horrible

00:09:07.400 i really am curious what the the iq is over there i'm thinking about saying something like that

00:09:12.600 in the stream because of who we were coming by i saw it in your face every time i thought maybe

00:09:17.800 it was a little too mean to say it to them what are you doing tomorrow um not to be

00:09:33.400 what's that art no that's a rat

00:09:35.160 That's the type of stuff where people are like, you take the train?

00:09:49.400 I can't believe you take the train.

00:09:50.520 That's what they think it's like all the time.

00:09:51.920 It's a rare occurrence.

SHNEAKO - December 18, 2025

Matan Even Meets New York

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