SHNEAKO - January 27, 2026
Matan Evens EXPOSED Steiny For Being MOSSAD
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Summary
Stefanie Matan is a YouTuber, podcaster, and podcaster. She has been a guest on my show for the past 2.5 years, and I've always wanted to have her on as a guest, and finally she agreed to come on the show. We talk about a variety of topics, including how she came up with the idea for her YouTube channel, how she got into the podcaster business, and how she became a podcaster in the first place.
Transcript
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Today's guest, we have Steini. Please welcome in.
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How's it going? And for today's co-host, we have my manager, Vyro Flooring.
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Yeah, so please, just in case anybody doesn't know you, please just introduce yourself or that one.
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worked with an elk boys for some years worked with steve will do it for some years
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uh yeah three so people mainly know you as a youtuber yeah uh yeah probably now in case
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anybody in my audience doesn't know i've already went on your podcast two times i've been trying
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to get you on my show for about two and a half years but you're extremely scared but i'll give
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you the credit you finally showed up and people are gonna think yeah i mean dude this is like
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this is like a haunted house in here yeah this is a deserted apartment mike mike is
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mogging the shit out of him right now you're getting mogged by mike mike and bro bro he showed
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up with the el president he showed up with the beer why are you sure this is how they get the
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prize picks this is how they get all right boys i'm slamming on prize picks shout out to trump
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gamble right now football goy slob it's like hey he's just like me he's just like me
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But legitimately Stiney called me earlier today
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She says what the fuck are you doing on the floor
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He told me he had COVID and obviously he doesn't
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I've been telling you for like a year I would do it
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do you think you're the final product of Jewish nepotism
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I saw the Instagram graphic he works for Mossad
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oh okay i'm joking it's like after years and years and years of nepotism and insider trading
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what about you me yeah i mean let me tell you something this studio doesn't compare to yours
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no it doesn't but i think that's what i'm saying you're sick here also by the way i'm not jewish
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anymore and i mean you come from a very rich family which a lot of people criticize i think
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it's fine i'm just trying to arrive at that conclusion is that the case yeah i think you're
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You got to pick and choose when it's right to be Jewish.
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You come to my house for Hanukkah to get me to do this.
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We may have spun the dreidel, but the moment somebody else is on here,
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then you're not Jewish, so I don't know what you are.
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I'm consistently not Jewish besides when I need to be,
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and I'm like at some guy's house because I'm trying to get him on as a guest of my show.
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but i wouldn't have that didn't happen with you no how did you become so knowledgeable on such a
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wide range of topics shit uh a lot of it's genetic and then genetic just really great genetics you
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have yeah good genetics i have a college education too you look like you're made out of slime really
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yeah how do i look like that i mean this posh is not sitting you look afraid bro this is how you
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sit in a principal's office that even mean you look like you're melting you look like i feel
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like i look pretty like the best i've looked in a long time jesus christ he looks good you used to
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look worse than that damn uh it was fine get back yeah maybe a few a couple weeks ago when i was off
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a bender i definitely looked worse yeah off of a what bender okay he says that while holding a
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beer right now i'm not on it anymore i mean i don't sure again i'm not like some amazing he's
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being a 30 year old frat boy bro no he's not he's just slamming on prize picks he's just w trump
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okay he's watching football games and he's just one of the boys he's just one of the boys
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all right boys looking guy i can't can he scoot over just a little bit no you guys stay just like
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that okay he's just popping a zinny he's just popping an upper decker just an upper decker
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didn't vote come on give me an answer here i didn't vote what are you talking about
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my guess is netanyahu but i guess it could i don't know i didn't vote for him no
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who was it likud i voted for trump in america which is netanyahu by the way
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i'm seeing if i could trick you that's his party uh i voted for trump you voted for trump yeah
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Yeah, and there's a red laser when I fucking came in here.
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I'm just curious why, or not why, who you voted for.
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I know with your tactics, you probably get to vote in both of them.
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i'm an american citizen no i have no no relation didn't vote that way but you've been to israel
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just the wall i didn't vote you just said that you're an american citizen but you've been there
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yeah of course have you left the country before no i'm saying but you were there during election
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time i would that yes i was not yes you were okay well let's do a special segment real quick
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we're gonna bring out two different food items and you're gonna tell me which one you like more
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Okay, can I guess because I know I'm smart. What is it Burger King and McDonald's?
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Why would you think that is that is that your big you don't think I could figure that one far flooring?
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Why would it be Burger King and McDonald's they get paid for the because I know your tricks bro. What is my genius?
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I can figure you out like that. Yeah, but why don't you go get the whopper?
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They're the same. Well, Bruno. So get the water.
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Good job. Good one. Come on. I don't understand by the way
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You're going to waste my time asking me which one of these I prefer?
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This is the best you could come up with with your 45 minutes you have with me?
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No, I just want to know which one you like more.
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Yeah, because you haven't reaped Burger King in a little while.
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Regulated? Why are they regulating Burger King?
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Am I having you try Burger King and McDonald's
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I'm actually, I don't feel comfortable testing either of these products.
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This wrapping looks like it's been messed with.
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It was tampered with because we, like, just checked it out earlier, but I'm just saying.
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have you considered changing your name in face so the people you meet in the future don't realize
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you're stiny that was pretty good no i haven't i haven't thought of that at all so you're a little
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screwed then i mean maybe i just gave you a good idea there but you need to try something right
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yeah no i do need to try something uh i've tried dying my hair that didn't work people still see
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me bro you're right i need a transition maybe you need that's the only way you need to change
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your transition to a woman is that the only way you think those you hate how the content creators
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dress it's never deliberate there's never any it's just sweatpants a timepiece trading shirt
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and a hat it's like this is the laziest drip you know they don't look you they have money too you
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make all this money from gambling and you just why do they and a part of the appeal too is to
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look like the normal people that they're trying to scam with gambling not signing doing it but
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i'm just like you guys okay here with my boy netanyahu okay he's the homie we love slamming
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up prize picks and just like you guys i put on you know put a little effort yeah but then you're
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you're also just gonna stick out like a sore thumb i mean why don't you just try to look like
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just a different person and change your name like when somebody asks you what your name is you say
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like johnny yeah maybe well okay so i gotta change my entire appearance and then my name and then you
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think i'll be better off in life i'm just putting myself i guess i'm like projecting here what i
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would think if i was you like i wouldn't want anybody to know about about what i did okay uh
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i'm not hate farming hold on chat how come it's hate farming when i do it when cufflum does it
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it's jokes like how come when i watch the video and i make jokes about people's clothes and stuff
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oh you fucking sneak this thing cufflum knows the same shit and it's like he's the funniest
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black guy ever you know let's be consistent god damn stiny looking like a drug addict a little
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bit i mean he just said he finished the bender i'll take that into consideration and definitely
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look into what procedures are available yeah yeah and what name might you choose
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If you change how you look, but then you tell people your name is-
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We're gonna go from, like, people, like, punching you to people spitting on you.
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Nigga, you got smacked up by Rampage Jackson Maton.
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And the only reason that you didn't get beat up more is because I kept telling him that he, oh, he's just a little autistic kid.
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But when you pull up to the gym, man, niggas was ready to wild out on you.
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When we were in New York and you got scared of the two black guys, who was there to get in between?
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but is he saying that like what sign he said that like he needs to change my name like me
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what was the question again i mean why don't you just try to look like just a different
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person and change your name like when somebody asks you what your name is you say like johnny
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i don't get it yours are available yeah yeah and what name might you choose
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holy rage god damn i'm making a joke too god damn bro bro i'm not crashing out but tom's my guy
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You see the difference? I'm making a joke.
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What name would I choose if I had to change my name completely?
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I mean, if you keep telling people, if you change how you look,
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We're going to go from people punching you to people spitting on you.
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i mean i don't get the joke i don't i don't get it so he was saying why don't you change your face
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the same way you change your name like steiny or change your name
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i don't i don't understand and also maz what the fuck are you guys doing bro
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holy fuck you're annoying what is the um yeah i don't maybe just i'm thinking just like johnny
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mike you're saying you're saying dumb stupid then tell then explain it to me i saw any sense of
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humor what is it because jews always change their name oh so he's talking about my name
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could mean i don't know change his identity okay johnny mike johnny
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yeah all right that's fine better appreciate that advice you owe me one okay
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500 divided by two plus 50 500 divided by half plus 50. So that's 500 divided by 0.5 plus 50
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150 150. Is that right? Hold on one second. This guy claims to have gone to school to become a
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lawyer by the way. I'm confused. I don't even know how you could arrive at 150. I'm asking. I'm
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confused. You don't ask it right. You're trying to fuck with me. No I'm asking. Okay hold on.
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500 divided by half plus 50 how do you even get to 150 like 1050 where did you get to 150 from
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that's what i meant 1050 no you yes i did no you did 100 no you didn't okay fine what's what's
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400 divided by 0.5 plus 50 850 you dumbass okay fucking moron are you you know if you were trying
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to trick me with a tough math question then maybe don't use the same trick that i just used on you
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yeah you're right you're right and by the way the trick is that you're supposed to say 300
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nobody said 150. how did you get to 150? you just did a poor way of explaining the question
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you can't blame it on me yes like a lot of your questions are very confusing they're not to the
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point i'm just trying to that was straight to okay i'll ask you another one then another math one
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what is 10 divided by steiny one no it's undefined you cannot divide a number by steiny
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Because they're saying like he needs to change his name to go undercover.
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Yeah, well, it's named after your father probably.
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Your joke is that Stein, he's done a lot of dumb shit to be embarrassed about him.
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A ton asked him what he will change so in the future people don't recognize him for the bad shit he's done.
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Okay, so that, I mean, going back to my first thing, yeah, I was right.
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college but as you claim in one of your older videos you actually didn't pass the exam so you
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had to drop out because you were grinding poker uh i didn't pass no i didn't i didn't uh get into
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the law school i wanted to go to because you were grinding poker because i i am a degenerate gambler
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yeah no i know i just liked in that clip you made it sound you were trying to ever seen the movie
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rounders you're not a guy from a movie i mean you were just probably what you were just spending all
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your dad's money you're telling were you like trying to trick him like look it's not real money
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it's just a chip it's like a funko pop damn bro um no i played backgammon i played gin rummy i
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played every card game you could think of and are you up fuck no how much are you down by
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all the lifetime yeah probably like 250 200 and nowadays i imagine are you well actually i'm
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probably wrong are you living off of your own money or your dad's my own money i've been actually
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invited you to my home you see my home yeah but okay well that's why i'm out there so is his dad
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really rich or what's that doesn't mean he's not paying for the place i don't know how you could
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afford a place like that i mean bro i've been working i work hard i've been doing this for
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five years now but back then obviously you didn't have 250 000 so you were literally just gambling
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your dad's money oh i thought you meant up to date up to date no no i meant i'm saying but
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because nowadays i was curious but back then it was certainly your father's money or what
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uh probably yeah he probably started me off to a nazi in that joke does he blink or no i don't
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know what you're talking about i haven't seen him blink one time what the hell is wrong with your
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face everyone stream w new top g let's go yeah everyone's in the chat's having different answers
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they're saying i'm the first name on his mind some people are saying because it also starts
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with an s some people are saying because i'm a nazi some people saying because i'm i'm jewish
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I think it's probably just maybe that was pretty random.
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Because it makes me look like a professional.
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I've said that a bunch that I'm doing that on purpose.
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Okay, so maybe I want to look this way on purpose.
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I'm standing on the- I think I look good, motherfucker.
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Okay, fine. Following up on that, why does your head look like that?
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It looks like you tried getting double jaw surgery,
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but the guy just accidentally put a huge piece of metal right here.
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You are such a fucking loser lol sitting there banning comments you don't like.
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Because he's just clearly some sort of deficiency.
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I think Viral Thorne might be the best-looking guy out of the crew here.
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Looks like a guy I wouldn't want to run into late at night.
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How does it feel to be one of the top five people in the world at something?
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And this is based off of where did you find this?
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and who made that list i feel like the list is going to get boring if it's just people who kill
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people you know what i mean so then you just got to pick a low quality guy what makes me top oh
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okay just because i'm a low quality guy you have to pick the best example of that look you know
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what would you say that like uh is in the top five worst people ever yeah so that's because he was
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one of the worst they say sure so you're one of the worst low quality guys i'm saying okay i think
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I think those are two separate categories, but whatever you want.
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I'm not saying you're one of the worst j****s.
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Imagine being called the Hitler of shit people.
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I would say that you couldn't get any political power, but clearly I'm wrong.
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I mean, you don't have any political influence, but you have like maybe...
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You have influence over like crazy people in the government.
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I'm just like you you're collecting information, and then you're sending it back to your homeland
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What do you mean? What makes me think that I see you you're showing up here. You have the headphones on
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TTS one dollar I guarantee you'd make more sound about money. I don't know
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It's just a price to change to your Calvin Klein underwears for five days
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Wear ethic is like a neg over here and when I walked in you touch it and then kiss job
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Does anybody believe what Stine is saying?
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Yeah, no, we celebrate all religion in my house.
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Yeah, you celebrate Passover, Hanukkah, all the religions.
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Okay, well, we have another special segment here.
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We're going to have you, Stine, you're going to do a blind date.
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So, Viro, please bring them in because they're blindfolded.
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And then if it goes well, I'll send you guys on another date.
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Dude, can Mike Mike not fucking stand there and stare at me like...
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Yeah, we got to put up the cds ten dollars
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But it's just oh my god, she's nice fun. Holy shit, bro
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I'm signing nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. What's your like in the middle there? So I mean this is
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Can you okay there's a mic right there, okay, I mean bro
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Amber Amber, where are you from? I'm from Florida originally. Oh really? Yeah, I'm Cuban
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And how'd you link with fucking Matan? Wow, mutual friends
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I just found her on Instagram and I messaged her
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I said I'll give you a hundred dollars if you decide to do this blind date with this random guy
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she doesn't know who you are are you single sometimes what does that mean on the weekends
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is this a trans person yeah well it's a thursday stop you had some questions prepared for him do
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you want to ask him question for you how old are you uh 31. what do you do for a living
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he looks young for 31. yeah i gotta give him credit for all the benders he's going on and stuff
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They do present themselves like they're in their 20s.
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I need to know what my fucking girl does for a living, don't I?
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nice yeah he looks like he's 18 years old like he could be 16 that's insane for all the upper
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deckers and brewskis and happies slamming a happy all right boys i'm just slamming a happy
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slamming on prize picks slamming up pretty good like those people honestly okay hard job
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i don't go like miriam just while gaming you asked for like money you're a really bad mod
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you do not do any modding at all it's like it's it's really bad it is a hard job no it's fucking
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and look at you spamming midget in the chat dude mod the chat when people are spamming why are you
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calling stiny and midget instead of modding like really dude changeless oh yeah people can be
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assholes i know trust me so one through ten i love you i love you i crashed out a little bit but like
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holy fuck bro i have to every i'm modding the whole stream the whole time you're clipping the
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stream yeah okay fair fair fair then i need to get a dedicated mod i might have the man it keeps
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coming in what about rkd for njf you want a mod you want a mod but your name is rape kill die for
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nick j fuentes you know like why could i it should be rape kill die for nobody because you shouldn't
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rape kill or die for a person you know like that's what would you rate your physical appearance
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shit could you give me like an example of like a 10 so i know who i'm comparing because a 10
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could be different to you i mean what's your ideal version of a 10 um like leonardo dicaprio
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okay so then how would you rate your physical appearance probably a nine a nine yeah nice yeah
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i get told i look like him very frequently really yeah i could hear it from your voice
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You have to be the most feminine cock ever. I had another one. You'll always be the laughingstock of the internet creeper.
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Well, let me ask, Stiney, would you be interested in going on another date with her?
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Because I don't want to have this segment go for too long, so we'll get your answer first.
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Okay, well, she's blindfolded, so I guess take off the blindfold, and then if you're interested, you get to go on another...
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When people do the rage-based TTS, like, if it's $10, like, oh, all right, sure. Keep going.
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okay what the what the fuck guys oh come on oh come on wow that was cute oh that was funny
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haha that's funny yeah that's real funny uh you clearly had a plan you know just no matter what
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he looks like scream that's a little embarrassing yeah that was a really cute plan no i like that
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you know because it actually was going sort of well for you until she got a look at your face
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yeah i know but i can kind of i can kind of reel him in before they look yeah you were reeling her
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in because she was blindfolded and you lied. You told her
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You're supposed to be quicker than this. I don't know what
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the hell you're talking about, Gilbert Grape.
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So you're saying you're like him, but retarded.
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Did you not know that you were walking yourself into that one?
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I know you probably think I planned that, but that really wasn't her, honestly, our game.
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That was, that was, that was a legitimate, genuine reaction.
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Okay, we're 19, I want to see that one more time.
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It was your sister, your brother, and Bob Manory.
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I guess you could pay a lady to clean your car.
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Well, I mean, is that how it usually goes on dates for you?
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She was waiting for you to give her the cue to take off the fucking blindfold and scream.
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What do you think I told her to come here?
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You said you paid her $100 to come here, did you not?
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Of course, because I have to get her to come here.
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I had to just message random girls on Instagram until one of them was interested in coming to my show.
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Okay, I guess that'd be pretty fucking hard.
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It's not like I'm on, like, uh, I have an acting reel of people.
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I mean, it's going to get to a point where I don't even know if people stay on.
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Chad, do you want to hear black people yell at each other?
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what the hell i swear to god right-handed god i smacked the shot i smacked the shot right-handed
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god bro i smacked the shot you smacked academics yes and then listen after i smacked him listen
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yo little baby eat a dick i'm not even gonna dress little baby you eat a dick because
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i don't know this and i'm gonna tell you why i'm getting that little baby because
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i've been waiting for this i can't take it out on a i don't know
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You know, nigga, I'm on tens of millions of dollars, nigga.
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Yo, little baby, if this is what you believe or he believe, both y'all niggas eat a dick, nigga.
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Whatever y'all niggas think, that's what it is.
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I'm going to tell my story, but I just want his story to go off first.
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I'm not going to address him too much because I'm going to show y'all later.
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We're going to figure out there's two niggas in this
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Remember when I was told about Tyler and that rape shit
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I really think there's two niggas I felt like back doing with me
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and I'm gonna show you how niggas is kind of whatever
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tell Kuffman his YouTube manager I just sent him
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This is the only reason why I never said nothing.
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and try and get a real shot after this fucking shit's over.
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That back room that you're referencing has a door outside.
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Make sure to put the mic next to your mouth again, Stiney.
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It's said that if you give a monkey a typewriter in infinite time,
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However, if you took Stiney and gave him the same resources,
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I think I could come up with something on the typewriter.
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okay that's that's the answer to my question for anybody who has an iq over like 73
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um this girl in my chat just said is promoting her ass shaking on kick kick is all right you
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know what i'm not even gonna promote it you have any idea what i just asked no i have no fucking
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idea okay i'm gonna ask it again if you gave it wait was it if you give a monkey infinite amount
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of time with a typewriter they'd be able to come up with something they can write anything ever
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they will they will write everything ever in existence oh okay they'll write every word
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spoken on this podcast in exact detail okay because they have infinite time yeah if i had
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infinite time you're asking if i could do that if you gave steiny a typewriter an infinite time he
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will just said give the at you don't even know someone just said shake ass you know there's so
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much ass shaking why do you want that specific one look at these horny losers in the chat yeah
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what just because they promoted it you want to see it what do you consider hot um the girl who
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is promoted um i don't know just send me a dm what do you look like god damn like this girl's
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trying to be my wife so bad just what do you look like thing what do i consider hot you sound ugly
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already hot girls know what a hot girl is why is that that's my question i don't think that's i
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don't think i think i could do it what the monkey did i don't think monkey see monkey do bro i could
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do that no because the idea there is that the monkey it's like typing a bunch of stuff and
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eventually why don't you think i have that capability that's what i'm trying to figure
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or something. I don't know if you'd have the energy to keep going.
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Yeah, we could do it. Do you do any writing for the Nelk
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It's one of the worst things I've ever seen. You're just
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asking the same retarded questions to guests
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and they seem to irritate. Damn. What are you talking about?
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Baton's funny, but he's going to get to the point where people
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like why why would anybody real talk why would anybody go on a show after seeing this why would
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you sign up for this i mean it gets views but it's like it's all hate he does look like he's
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melting turns out there's infighting within beside hq sign he kissed the wall sign his posture is
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like a bug pretending to be human five sign he's the perfect embodiment of the word weasel
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That's honestly worse to see your friend ask the most softball,
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and you double down and say something relatable to make small talk.
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If I said I haven't ripped Burger King in a while, then that's pretty embarrassing.
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Now, that's kind of an interesting interview because right now I haven't heard anything about it in a long time.
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It doesn't have any cultural significance besides the fact that it kind of destroyed the Nelk boys.
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It made Netanyahu look like – it just made the propaganda and the Hezbar movement extremely obvious.
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And it made the Nelk boys look like paid shills, man.
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The goal for Netanyahu going on the NELC podcast is to be like,
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I'm just like these relatable white people.
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I love the bowl super and the quarter time show.
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And everyone's like, what the fuck is this?
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Yeah, Judeo-Christian values are the best thing for the Goy.
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And Nelk boys just look like, it's just, yeah, that was,
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for, you know, a nation who's done a pretty good job
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No, you guys were trying to, but it didn't do anything for him.
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All it did was just make everybody hate you guys.
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Yeah, definitely would conduct it way differently and be way more prepared.
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I'm telling you, there's a different demographic on each website.
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You literally won't see this on any other website, bro.
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You got it I know that you're a little embarrassed about what happened with that girl, but it'll be okay for you
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This guy's so fucking wasted the one beer that you guys have in the fridge
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Well, you are why you regulated women regulated you're right
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Word to he's trying to he's trying to take my impression
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I don't ban all the goy who speak against me
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regulated why what no one i didn't realize there's regulation on podcast
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who are you mimicking right now am i supposed to know this do you think he's trying to take
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my impression you have maybe one of the lowest intelligence levels i've ever seen it's like
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i'm looking no no okay okay but don't get mad at steiny your impression was that was a mid that
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was a mid impression it like a comp an actual animal uh okay who do you think i'm mimicking
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right from who asked if you were regulated trump are you are you dumb trump not dumb like are you
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a dumb person no i'm just fucking giving it back to you a little bit god damn so who so but you
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know yes who trump trump yeah you're talking about the regulated podcast i did with him and again
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with the kick chatters unique to kick like that why are you here someone said maton funny you
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aren't nigga like then why are you here in the stream like this is what they're just like yeah
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It's just these kids jerking off, getting high, and rage baiting all day.
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Every kick shot I swear is like, it feels like the same person.
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But you know that that won't work for other people.
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You're going to forget that you did that interview,
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or listening and enjoying to nigga howl hitler in the club what do you think is worse
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which one's worse aiden talking crazy oh fuck
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we told me you went right away bro i say bro i was in the club he spots up to what
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you're right if you're on like pico you're at like one of those restaurants they probably
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you're on santa monaco high fives yeah yeah so is that where you've been hanging out recently
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Do you still watch Barney the Purple Dinosaur?
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Wasn't there something fucked up with that show?
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I know that you're watching Barney the Dinosaur.
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I don't want you putting any shit in there.
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We had a little meeting outside, and we talked about a few things that you were like,
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Okay, listen, I want to go over some stuff before we go in there.
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I sent you to the wrong address so you'd have a bad interaction with a random neighbor on my street.
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You think I sent you the wrong address on accident?
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You said I'd rather listen to black people shouting.
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Why does it say you're 5'11 online, but you're actually a lot closer to a distorted midget-looking guy?
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Coz, dude, you gotta lie to get that first impression.
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I mean, when you go on a date, are you already just sitting down?
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You just sit down, and then you just gotta own it.
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You don't think more people do that on dating apps?
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Yeah, but you're not a random guy in a dating app.
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Anybody can just find a picture of you standing next to a guy that's 5'11 online
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and it's like, this guy's like maybe 5'1 and a half.
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I don't use dating apps, so I haven't done that.
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I haven't been with a pros*** in probably three or four years.
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I don't know because I've never hired a pro****, obviously.
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I haven't heard Matan's real voice, but it cuts in and out sometimes.
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Like, sometimes you can hear it fade and it doesn't make sense.
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From what I've seen in, like, media, like, movies and stuff, it's usually like $200, $300.
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Dude, it depends on if you want the low class or you want the high class.
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w sneeko l jews i hate jews fuck you sneaking l what the like who i hate god what the fuck
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who are these chatters nigga who are these chatters i grow in view in like live viewers
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and it's just like what the i don't think the high class would ever interact with you what's
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Somebody who has all of their limbs on their body?
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You would just pick up hoes on Van Nuys or something?
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Fucking boys trip in Vegas or Cabo or something.
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I mean, my family, of course, I'm a little into my family, but my girl, yeah.
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What would you do if you were forced to get a real job?
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You know, Stiney, they'll say a lot about you, but right here, I appreciate the honesty.
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you weren't supposed to admit this that you could
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that they could just go flee to Israel and they'll be fine
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at least you admit it here because you know in the back
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if I was forced to get a real job like a 9 to 5
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No, if I was forced to work a real job, I would probably just be miserable.
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I'd probably get shit on even harder in a workplace like that.
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Would you consider getting a real job or do you want to be an influencer forever?
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I think if I ever had to, I could figure it out.
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You would ever like to distance yourself from being an influencer?
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if the time comes for like a family and like that I'm bored of being an
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influence on it I want to be a teacher something like that I don't think I get
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it done with give him another library what do you mean I like doing shit like
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this give up give him another college build them call no we're not we're done
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with something like that we're done with our donations we've done enough okay
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enough we've done enough and who are you donate to a pack no I I know I checked
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the website it said the donations are public and it showed your father Harvey
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I know you think that it's a back room over there.
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She's embarrassed from that, that she was seen with you.
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That was a setup, and I feel bad for her because I feel like she actually caught a vibe.
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It looked like she was dying because when she ran off, what did she say?
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she said fuck you or something she said what the fuck something like that i don't know she's so
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fucking she took her thing off she looked made eye contact with mike and mike why if you have mike
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and mike standing behind the camera and mike no just mike mike mike mike whatever and she takes
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her blindfold off and sees his eyes she's gonna scream and then she looked at me felt more
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comfortable oh so you think she was screaming at him yes he's still staring at me from behind the
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camera and it's really hard to i don't do like playbacks but okay anybody could probably just
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Let's see if there's any more screams or something.
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Steiny existing makes me feel better about myself.
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Why does Steiny sound like he's on helium?
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he low-key felt since I've learned the girl screams his voice his face his
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whole being is creepy as fuck I'm trying to be healthy while drinking a beer why
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does he act like this is his first interaction with the human it's just
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like do you seen what neat and Yahoo is trying to do in Somalia and the whole
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fraud thing is it cover-up apparently in the end time they will invade the Kaba
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from East Africa really no I didn't see I didn't see but yeah I wouldn't um
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i would be careful because you might scare away all the guests but funny video
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let me see what are the comments like on mine hello everybody and welcome are they good
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mine are pretty good but it's hard that's a that's a difficult that's a contentious show