SHNEAKO - January 14, 2026


MoistCritikal sounds exactly like SNEAKO now


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14 minutes

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Word Count

3,006

Sentence Count

62

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

16


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00:00:00.000 My good old pal, my old pal Moist Critical just dropped a video on Dan Bongino.
00:00:04.640 About a year and a half after he called me a crazy conspiracy theorist for saying that
00:00:08.260 Israel has overwhelming control in the world, he said that Netanyahu should not be paying
00:00:12.340 people 7k to push their propaganda, and now he's criticizing Dan Bongino, who notoriously
00:00:17.560 left as FBI deputy director to hide the Epstein files.
00:00:22.700 So Moist, as we watch this video, I want to ask you again, am I an insane conspiracy theorist?
00:00:28.100 you take you change your tune about chris tyson you ended up saying that you don't support
00:00:31.960 gender mutilation for children and i like that you said that because that was bad but do you
00:00:38.140 still think i'm crazy for saying that there's an overwhelming zionist control because who's
00:00:41.640 controlling dan bongino moist critical sailors log january 11 2026 epstein files still not
00:00:48.360 released and still complete wait wait charlie moist critical who was jeffrey epstein working
00:00:54.480 for you said i'm crazy uh for insinuating that but wait was jeffrey epstein working for qatar
00:01:00.420 moist penguin zero was with was jeffrey epstein working for vietnam
00:01:06.560 was he working for pakistan or was he working oh shit
00:01:13.360 radio silence on the non-compliance exhibited from the administration with what they have
00:01:21.900 released where there is irrefutable evidence that they redacted covered up names of people that
00:01:28.200 weren't victims they covered up names of potential perpetrators and people of interest which they
00:01:33.440 were not allowed to do they have still not fully released the epstein files they are still kicking
00:01:38.740 that can down the road they have still not complied with the law that they were supposed
00:01:43.240 to follow with all of this and yet nothing is happening so they are not being like punished
00:01:48.640 for it or anything. They just get to do whatever
00:01:50.580 they want. I know, right? Totally. Get to not do
00:01:52.580 whatever they don't want to do.
00:01:54.820 It's complete lunacy, and the Epstein
00:01:56.620 name is conveniently starting to fall out of people's
00:01:58.880 lips, and it seems like the people in power are just
00:02:00.860 conveniently forgetting who that is. Right.
00:02:02.640 It's like the Duffer Brothers with the Demogorgon. Who's that?
00:02:05.040 What is that? Ep-ep-who? I don't know.
00:02:06.660 Epstein? What in tarnation is that mumbo-jumbo?
00:02:08.820 Some kind of Frankenstein spinoff? Facts.
00:02:10.600 I've yapped about it a lot, so instead, let me
00:02:12.680 yap about something kind of adjacent to that.
00:02:14.720 Dan Bongino. Dan Bongino
00:02:16.760 was a podcaster who actually got the service. Yeah, and Moist, I just saw Dan Bongino was
00:02:20.600 retweeting calling me an anti-semi. He said that Dan Bongino himself said that don't listen to
00:02:27.420 Sneeko. He's an anti-semi. Listen to me. He left the feds, and now he's no longer a fed. Of course
00:02:33.460 not. Of course not. He just worked there for a little, just like a sabbatical. Is that Mossad
00:02:37.980 at the door? Is that Dan Bongino? Hold on. Deputy Director of the FBI last year, and one of his big
00:02:43.520 promises one of his big things that he was going to fight for for the people for the american public
00:02:47.940 being the patriot that he is he was going to go in there he was going to get the epstein files out
00:02:51.500 he was going to get people held accountable and guess what happened when dan bongina finally made
00:02:55.780 it in there oh dan bongina that's not his name nothing less than nothing really calling what he
00:03:00.560 did nothing is a generosity that he doesn't deserve to be afforded if you went into your
00:03:04.880 bathroom right now and squeezed your empty tube of toothpaste the fucking air that pops out of it
00:03:09.120 would have more value than dan bongo's going into the fbi it's so fucking pathetic but at least he
00:03:14.900 has a really cool legacy he left behind with his time in the fbi with this iconic clip you said
00:03:19.480 jeffrey epstein committed suicide people don't believe it well i mean listen they have a right
00:03:25.320 to their cash patel there's nothing weird about his eyes and also he's gonna see charlie kirk and
00:03:29.500 valhalla some weird viking heaven he didn't say heaven for some reason you know america's a
00:03:33.920 christian country as they say but wondering why fbi director said valhalla it's strange stuff
00:03:38.720 but no i trust him i trust cash to tell him his eyes indian but as someone who has worked as a
00:03:43.740 public defender as a prosecutor who's been in that prison system who's been in the metropolitan
00:03:46.640 detention center who's been in segregated housing um you know suicide go to find just that nigga
00:03:51.040 look like a bug you're really gonna like say something so offensive but have some respect
00:03:57.580 have some respect for our federal agents when you see one and that's what that was
00:04:01.040 he killed himself you again you want me to i've i've seen the whole file he killed himself oh he
00:04:06.500 holy shit dan bong water here dropping the bombshell a very different tune than what dan
00:04:13.220 was saying before getting into this position but the things he must have seen with those eyes the
00:04:16.940 truth that he must have seen it really started to break him and now he's finally i wonder do
00:04:21.800 you think that after you see what's really in the epstein files that your eyes just start like you
00:04:25.260 just get those bug it must be so because everybody who's seen those files they just have this vacant
00:04:31.520 look Dan Bongino looks up yes he killed he it's not only is he talking like there's a gun in the
00:04:36.780 back of his head metaphorically there is but also they get this vacant Bonnie Blue like Erica Kirk
00:04:41.960 look in their eyes that's how you know it's bad that truth out there to all of us turns out there
00:04:49.500 was a suicide and there are no other people to be held accountable really a profound eye-opening
00:04:54.560 interview here from Dumb and Dumber the doofus duo here really put on quite the the clown show
00:04:59.400 cash patel by the way i love to mention this has provably gone under oath and lied about epstein
00:05:03.860 where he said that there's no credible evidence that epstein trafficked minors to anybody and now
00:05:08.980 even with their complete sham of epstein files they released that were just basically hundreds
00:05:13.340 of pages of blacked out information even with that you can still see that what cash patel said
00:05:17.840 under oath is a lie that is textbook perjury and he is not being arrested for it or anything like
00:05:21.920 that because the laws just don't apply when you reach a certain level of power it seems
00:05:24.420 anyway i've already i've already talked about that quite a bit i want to focus on dan because
00:05:28.360 he's now going back to podcasting it seems like he's going to make his triumphant return to
00:05:31.520 podcasting after his unsuccessful stint as the deputy director of the fbi he just made an appearance
00:05:36.140 on a podcast and while a lot of people were rightfully ripping into him it seemed like there
00:05:40.140 was a large portion of his fan base that was more than willing to welcome him back with open arms and
00:05:44.900 open legs so that he can continue to he's right chris pavlovsky himself he's saying that dan
00:05:50.320 magino is going to be the number one streamer number one podcaster number one guy the number
00:05:54.440 one rumble streamer man chris really wrote this guy epstein killed himself is that what is that
00:06:00.880 the narrative on rumble is this what we believe in epstein killed himself no there's nothing in
00:06:05.380 the final nothing at all i don't think this should be the number one promoted person on rumble
00:06:09.600 i disagree i think we should have free speech i think we should put america first it seems like
00:06:14.200 a guy who's covering up for israel should not be the number one top guy but fuck them with this
00:06:19.300 fake bravado he puts on for truth seeking when it is clear when given that position of power where
00:06:24.620 he could actually find the truth and do some good to like follow through on his promises of releasing
00:06:28.700 these epstein files and getting this information out to the public he folded and was more than
00:06:32.120 willing to just bite that nipple and suckle because the government asked him to when actually
00:06:36.140 given a position of power he was more than willing to just roll over belly up and just be a good
00:06:39.760 little doggie for them and now he's coming back and pretending like he did anything worthwhile
00:06:43.980 and people are still willing to just forget the entire year he spent as deputy director and did
00:06:48.660 nothing about what he said he was going to do. Again, still no arrests from everything in regards
00:06:54.260 to the Epstein clients. They're also three weeks over the due date. They said that they were going
00:06:58.400 to release it by December 19th, if I'm not mistaken. It's almost a month now. And they're
00:07:03.140 still moving on from it. Now all the eyes are on Iran. Trump's saying we need to make Iran great
00:07:08.220 again. Wow. Let's make Iran great again. Let's go regime change Venezuela. Let's go get Greenland.
00:07:14.780 How about that? And while we're at it, let's get Cuba. Wait, what about these files? What about
00:07:18.280 the Epstein list? No, no, no, no, no, no. Minneapolis, Somalis, ICE. What about the
00:07:25.420 Epstein files? This was supposed to be released four weeks ago. What happened? And the reason
00:07:28.780 I'm so vindictive about this, maybe it sounds repetitive, is because the reason so many people
00:07:32.880 don't speak up is because people like Moist Critical in the debate we had a year and a half
00:07:36.780 ago where I said Zionists have overwhelming control over our country and he insinuated I was a crazy
00:07:40.400 conspiracy theorist. I told you. People don't speak up because they don't want to get called
00:07:44.800 crazy. They don't want to get called canceled. You label somebody crazy and insane saying that
00:07:48.940 they're conspiracy theorists. They're going to get de-platformed. I was deep. I was banned off
00:07:52.220 YouTube at the time. I'm still banned on Instagram, Facebook, Twitch, all these, all these places that
00:07:55.400 Moist is allowed on. But that was the same narrative that they used to push for my ban
00:07:59.640 was saying exactly what Moist said to my face in our debate that he did not post on YouTube.
00:08:04.720 So now that he's saying the same points that I said, well, I'm not giving people credit,
00:08:09.420 you know, people like me credit for saying it when you weren't allowed to. Now you're allowed
00:08:13.440 to say this this is the biggest youtube commentator in the world the reason that he's having these
00:08:18.560 talking points the reason that he's even in this position to talk about dan bongino is because of
00:08:22.300 people like me give people credit where it's due unless you're just going to prevent more people
00:08:26.840 from doing this in the future the next epstein listen best believe there's going to be another
00:08:30.260 one people like this cowardice when it really matters the most they prevent you from speaking
00:08:35.280 up. Still nothing. Dan accomplished nothing, literally nothing. And even worked actively
00:08:43.200 to continue to cover up this information with the people. I don't need validation. It's for
00:08:48.680 other people. People see debates like this. They see what they have. They see what happened to me.
00:08:52.520 They see the deep platforming, the narrative that they push, and they won't tell the truth.
00:08:56.580 The thing is, the truth is the most important to say when nobody else will say it.
00:09:00.480 Now, Moist Critical is saying it because you're allowed to, because you can,
00:09:02.980 because he feels safe enough to say it but before it gets to that point somebody needs to kick down
00:09:09.960 the Overton window somebody needs to pave the path for the moist criticals to be able to do it
00:09:14.900 it's not about validation it's about what's true the very people he was criticizing for keeping
00:09:21.700 things under wraps and yet he's still going to come back to podcasting like he's a big shot and
00:09:25.540 did such tremendous work there it's so crazy to me he then has the gall to say like anyone still
00:09:30.960 complaining about this kind of stuff is just black pilled and it's so annoying this and that
00:09:35.220 really it feels like a big betrayal of the people that were like propping him up hyping him up
00:09:39.320 glazing him excited that he was now in this position to start doing the things he was
00:09:43.360 claiming he would do in that position which again was lobbying behind dan because he was the one
00:09:47.820 talking about how important this is to him and how he's going to fight tooth and nail to finally get
00:09:51.480 the epstein client list out there and get people you know fucking thrown in the slammer you know
00:09:54.520 start having deep space well well maybe deep space but deep state agents arrested as well
00:09:59.080 and fucking deep space agents too is to start fucking arresting cosmic entities out there i
00:10:02.640 don't know he was talking about all these things about how he's gonna you know get all these horrible
00:10:05.480 people out of there and it all starts with the epstein file cover-up being blown wide open then
00:10:09.140 when he finally gets there he doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of that and just goes with
00:10:14.040 the flow he doesn't rock the boat he just becomes a good little puppet for them and now he's back
00:10:18.620 to podcasting but the black pill complaining and whining and that's the thing like so now he has
00:10:23.680 the arrogance to say good little puppet good little this but at the same time i i'm not trying
00:10:28.840 to push him away from this but at the time you were also that good little puppet moist
00:10:34.580 when it mattered before people were speaking before people knew you were repeating the same
00:10:39.580 talking points that someone like dan bajino was saying you the way dan bajino's calling me crazy
00:10:44.000 calling me anti-semite saying i'm a doomer saying i'm black-pilled you also had that same tone so
00:10:49.220 now for you to get out of oh yeah that puppet that puppet how are you that different
00:10:53.760 all the time at the administration it's just like man what team are you on holy moses man so
00:11:02.040 you don't have to watch it's okay there's a door you know go find the freaking exits because i don't
00:11:06.340 i don't i don't really give a shit i'm not here for anybody's money or anything like that i'm too
00:11:09.980 old for that shit well we're all very excited he got like 50 70 100 mil from the fbi have you back
00:11:15.960 if you're excited to have him back you need to hit yourself in the head with a hammer asap try
00:11:18.980 and like reset your neurons this is a guy who has now proved to you that he is all lip service and
00:11:24.860 will not actually fight for the truth or fight for you he is not some patriot he is now not in
00:11:30.600 that position and when he had that position did nothing that he said he would do nothing he
00:11:34.620 promised the people he would do and now he's crawling back to podcasting and then you have
00:11:38.380 drones like her saying oh awesome it's so good to have you back we all can't wait to hear more from
00:11:41.920 you and this insight into the most unsuccessful stint in deputy director history yeehaw it's
00:11:46.900 crazy it's fucking crazy but on the bright side now that he's gone back to podcasting we're going
00:11:52.180 to have more golden clips like this yeah oh this is driving yeah double a the double the jump kick
00:12:06.100 that's him fighting his demons in his dreams that's it all the obscene victims like coming
00:12:11.260 into his soul in his head fine this is him oh oh no stop i can't the roundhouse the tie king
00:12:20.220 a true disciple of bruce lee himself no doubt i've seen a lot of people clowning on him for
00:12:32.080 this clip this is going all over the place right now i've also seen reports that he's blocking
00:12:35.920 thousands of accounts on twitter so he is crashing out big time so he also saw him reach he called
00:12:41.520 me an anti-semite skip that part bro you skip that skip that so stand back crooked fbi directors
00:12:49.980 because now you got you know well i think we could squash it i think we could put it behind
00:12:53.740 you know we had a yearly beef you know it got pretty you know it got pretty hectic the whole
00:12:58.440 fucking internet covered that but seeing how he's aligning on the the right side of history now
00:13:03.040 I think it'd be water under the bridge opportunity out there offering the olive branch you know
00:13:08.800 regardless I don't know if you guys care or his fans care or anything but it is more important
00:13:12.800 to tell the truth like this right now especially when they have federal agents hiding Epstein files
00:13:16.800 going back into podcasting we need to push back and if he's going to use his platform to say the
00:13:20.680 right things man enemy of my enemy is my friend you know back with a microphone on a podcast where
00:13:25.680 he is most dangerous that's when he does his best work not when he's actually in a position of power
00:13:29.700 to start like holding people accountable but when he can pretend that he will that's when you got to
00:13:34.340 be careful so dan bongino back in ultra instinct mode fucking clown man that's really about it
00:13:40.940 see ya see ya good video you know you saw i didn't disagree with anything you said there
00:13:45.960 good stuff man did not i didn't expect him to turn the tide that quickly that's cool
00:13:59.700 You