SHNEAKO - July 05, 2021


My Literal 1st Time Playing Basketball vs AMP Davis


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

158.8279

Word Count

1,711

Sentence Count

101

Misogynist Sentences

8

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

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Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 How come every time you're here, you got a different color on this car?
00:00:13.520 Because that's the plan, man. I'm going to go through all the colors of the rainbow.
00:00:16.020 Oh, that's the plan? So, like, neon chrome was part of the rainbow?
00:00:19.020 When did I have neon chrome?
00:00:19.660 You had chrome.
00:00:20.360 It was gold.
00:00:21.220 Gold is on the rainbow?
00:00:23.600 Alright, bro.
00:00:24.920 You're the LeBron James on YouTube, bro.
00:00:26.720 Oh, thank you. I want Sneaker to play me.
00:00:28.960 All right, let's get it. How much you got on the game a hundred billion hundred billion
00:00:33.840 I think I deserve a handicap. I'm not a hooper. I am taller
00:00:36.880 Yeah, you're taller. You got muscles. I don't got muscles. What are you talking about? You're in the gym right now
00:00:41.340 I don't have muscles though. Look at your arms compared to my arms. Aiden Ross could be in him
00:00:45.220 Okay
00:00:45.520 Nah, everyone is going to have the rest of my life, you know
00:00:48.020 No else. Not today. I mean, maybe. I'm not jacking. I'm going to win
00:00:52.040 I'm not jacking. I'm going to win
00:00:58.960 That was crucial points right there.
00:01:28.960 And another jack-out is going to win.
00:01:57.960 I think if I vote I think if I vote our camera
00:02:01.800 Aiden wants hands you get the hands
00:02:04.680 Yo, in a way you got another 45
00:02:07.980 I'm telling you now like I mean, no, no, I go ahead. I yo when I was lifting weights
00:02:13.080 Like this is the one thing I always tried the 225 to place I can never get it even for one rep
00:02:16.800 I was able to do 185 for five reps, but I could never I tried this literally like 10 times
00:02:21.200 I think you're gonna try I'm gonna try it you got to spot me too
00:02:27.960 Please don't hit the car stop no
00:02:46.580 Yeah, why don't you do that to the girl in the front pull up like that just pull up like that's the fun. Yes, bro
00:02:51.660 Yeah, I'm gonna get into the cut. I know a look when a female is like pissed off that you haven't asked her out yet
00:02:56.960 That's exactly look I saw immediately and then David says oh everyone says that when they come into the gym
00:03:03.640 Okay, why is it the truth why does everyone say the same thing because maybe she is giving that look all right
00:03:07.960 You got a wave do some shit. Do some shit
00:03:15.520 No, what even so I didn't even see that I'm in the car
00:03:26.960 You got me back with the Money on the Wings, right?
00:03:32.640 Oh, yeah.
00:03:33.380 Okay.
00:03:42.820 If I had a ski mask on, I'd walk in the...
00:03:46.140 You know what I'm saying?
00:03:47.780 She backed up.
00:03:48.960 Like, then I'd probably be committed to something.
00:03:51.340 Okay, okay.
00:03:52.860 Well, we're in Atlanta.
00:03:54.080 This is what they do.
00:03:55.620 The Wally got me driving a big-ass u-haul doing errands for him
00:03:59.520 I've touched on in Atlanta for like maybe an hour and I'm here in a moving truck with him
00:04:03.820 You never know like that's one of the friends. You never know what's gonna happen
00:04:06.660 It's like we're gonna go to the shooting range
00:04:08.100 Then he wanted to go to a photo shoot and he wants to go shoot skeet like no
00:04:12.160 I didn't I thought he was joking. I thought those are no homo like Pride Month think but shooting skeet is a real thing
00:04:17.340 You shoot clay and now I'm here moving a truck. I'm here moving a you there's him in the AMG
00:04:21.820 AMG
00:04:25.620 Every little dog mean and cool you guys are mad as fuck at me. What'd you do?
00:04:31.400 We got this for two days for A&P. Yeah, they call me on three days later
00:04:35.920 And they were wilding at 9 a.m. in the morning. You all people? Yeah, I requested the recording
00:04:41.400 I'm gonna show a while and they're like, you know what? We can charge you $50 a day for every day
00:04:45.580 You don't have a thing. I see. So how late is this return right now?
00:04:48.240 I'm like three four days. Okay, and you got me running your errands like first day. It's for A&P though
00:04:53.640 So you help the team out, you see what I'm saying?
00:04:55.640 Like, there's probably no gas.
00:04:56.640 So where's my A&P check?
00:04:57.640 Where's my cut?
00:04:59.640 What the fuck is that?
00:05:02.640 Shut the fuck up.
00:05:04.640 Yeah, I really spin blocks.
00:05:05.640 Got 20 shooters in this van.
00:05:07.640 Wow.
00:05:09.640 Wow.
00:05:11.640 That car? It's registered what?
00:05:13.640 To like an old address that nobody lives at.
00:05:15.640 Oh, okay.
00:05:16.640 That goes like his dorm in like 20,000 or something.
00:05:19.640 We got him.
00:05:20.640 What you mean?
00:05:21.640 this year i don't know if you're one of them or not but someone was wild about a u-haul talking
00:05:25.000 about i'm gonna charge you extra but you got your camera and stuff out like i mean what's
00:05:28.440 going on we're filming a documentary about u-haul okay it was a u-haul review uh video that's what
00:05:32.840 we were doing yeah you guys feel horrible it's crazy 9 a.m in the morning down my neck and it's
00:05:37.960 not even me i i didn't rent the u-haul for myself for other people i was doing something else a
00:05:40.840 favorite i got yelled at wow it's crazy how you gonna do them like that so what is the u-haul edge
00:05:49.480 what do you mean where is that um yeah with the storage you're assuming now i'm guessing right
00:05:56.760 i'm guessing i don't actually know what's your name your name is lemmy yeah let me how you
00:06:04.760 are you gonna let me send the backseat look at my head right now okay just be
00:06:11.060 careful of the shotgun all right where are we going right now just ignore the
00:06:16.700 thing just knocking me out with the shot yeah maybe ah does he look
00:06:27.020 trustworthy with weapons I'm very good do you trust him I carry up in every
00:06:31.040 single day on me for like a year and a half I don't know means you don't trust
00:06:33.480 him wait what lane are you going I'm trying to go I can't go the fuck okay
00:06:42.980 little mac and cheese the seasoned shrimp
00:06:48.080 that's our one of the broccoli
00:06:51.880 I think he's gonna like you like fried broccoli
00:06:54.680 I just wanted a balance
00:06:57.180 Waleed just doesn't eat vegetables for some reason
00:06:59.380 I like broccoli actually
00:07:00.260 I swear to god
00:07:01.540 You're gonna gag when you eat it
00:07:02.360 I swear to god I like broccoli
00:07:03.780 I'll take the biggest, thickest motherfucker
00:07:06.280 I actually like broccoli
00:07:07.520 Okay fine fine fine
00:07:09.620 That's the first time I've
00:07:11.300 Yo
00:07:11.740 I saw him take out like requests
00:07:14.380 Can I just have meat and cheese on my burger?
00:07:17.720 I don't even have a food
00:07:18.600 First time I see him eat a vegetable
00:07:19.740 This is Atlanta bro
00:07:20.740 We're at a Jamaican like a nice restaurant, okay?
00:07:25.620 There's no there's no ops. There's no
00:07:29.020 I met her in Northwest the dress was gorgeous and off contagious. She blows my mind
00:07:34.020 We never would have met let me testify you see I never would have guessed you what?
00:07:38.220 It's sawed off?
00:07:39.220 No, it's not sawed off.
00:07:40.220 I don't know.
00:07:41.220 Are sawed off shotguns any of them?
00:07:42.220 All the shotguns are illegal.
00:07:43.220 That's fine.
00:07:44.220 You're not going to hit much.
00:07:45.220 I don't think so.
00:07:46.220 I just wanted to be able to put...
00:07:47.220 I just wanted to shoot it once and say, this is my gun and I shot it once.
00:07:50.220 But she's never shot before.
00:07:51.220 You think she's going to be okay?
00:07:53.220 We have people, a lot of people that come out, never shot before in their life.
00:07:57.220 You think a shotgun is going to be...
00:07:59.220 Never touched me?
00:08:00.220 The shotgun is about as tall as her though.
00:08:02.220 Yeah.
00:08:03.220 That's true.
00:08:04.220 well the thing about shooting is
00:08:15.140 we just load what a couple of this how much is in this case you only load one at a time
00:08:20.540 okay so you have to undo it every single time so what you'll do what you do once once you finish
00:08:26.960 shooting one other thing is is uh when you go to load it just drop one shell in the bottom
00:08:31.820 and bring the barrel up just in case ready ready to blow up so where do I put
00:08:39.680 the powder you know powder in there powders in the shell everything's in the
00:08:44.200 shell we were trolling right where do you put the Confederate flag that's your
00:08:50.540 choice okay first ryan interview how you doing you're like maybe three four five
00:09:07.820 I'm actually disappointed that I even missed that hula hoop is massive it's
00:09:12.860 as big as this hula hoop but I've never started a moving target before so this
00:09:16.040 good practice how do you feel first time shooting um it doesn't it's not as bad as i thought i
00:09:21.320 thought the like recoil what is it called the recoil would be bad but it's not that bad it's
00:09:26.040 not too loud she hit her first first time shooting she got before me see the smoke coming out there
00:09:38.200 Yo, Musa, if you don't edit on time, you know what's gonna happen, bro.
00:09:46.460 Just saying.
00:09:48.220 Hey, yo, I heard you didn't click like on the video.
00:09:52.300 You know what I'm about to do to you, bro?
00:09:54.100 You didn't kick like?
00:09:56.380 Show him what's up.
00:09:57.660 I got two guns on top.
00:09:58.880 Not one.
00:09:59.560 How do you feel that I tied with a girl?
00:10:01.360 Should I never shoot again?
00:10:02.500 I got ladies that beat the crap out of guys all the time.
00:10:04.920 Oh, okay.
00:10:05.260 I don't feel bad anymore.
00:10:06.240 Excuse me, give him that.
00:10:07.240 We're in Atlanta.
00:10:07.720 I don't fucking wear masks here.
00:10:12.720 Oh!
00:10:13.720 Oh, you got that?
00:10:15.720 Yeah, you got that.
00:10:16.720 I hope I got it.
00:10:17.720 How about me?
00:10:18.720 Who's the better shooter?
00:10:20.720 Doing trap.
00:10:22.720 He shot 12.
00:10:24.720 Down at five, Stan.
00:10:26.720 He shot four, I believe.
00:10:28.720 So that makes 16 out of two.
00:10:30.720 That's a separate game.
00:10:32.720 You're not six.
00:10:33.720 That's five.
00:10:34.720 He's 11, so...
00:10:36.720 My one game is actually more than you're both of yours together.
00:10:40.420 My one game!
00:10:41.460 You had the site for the...
00:10:42.400 You had that one, and you beat me by two.
00:10:44.220 My one game is better than your entire day.