SHNEAKO - April 29, 2026Philippines IRL Stream Day 3 🇵ðŸ‡
Episode Stats
Length
2 hours and 35 minutes
Harmful content
Misogyny
75
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Toxicity
68
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Hate speech
194
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Summary
In this episode, we talk about the hustle and bustle of Makati City, the craziness that is Manila, and the crazy things we have to deal with in the Philippines. We also get to meet my family and have a run in with a crazy taxi driver.
Transcript
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Are we live? Are we good? Are we good? Are we good, ladies and gentlemen? Yes, we're here.
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We're here. What's up, everybody? Philippines day three. We are in Manila in the shopping center.
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forgot the name of the how do you pronounce it already
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we're going to Zambuangaramal they still can't pronounce that right
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he hasn't been here in a long time he's been feeding
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Saqab is here we got the third filmer on this trip
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but the first Muslim one so we can lock in properly
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and i love it i'm trying to lock up my people the thing is though the cab driver here the grab
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driver thought i was white my whole life i've been trying to put off philippines to have a
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connection here but yeah did he say i was a white guy the cab driver you said i'm uh i'm half black
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he's like no it looked like the white took over so in america the whites are calling me a brown
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in the philippines where they're brown they're calling me a white it is what it is but i'm
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trying my best i got my barong tagala gone feeling good feeling good it's a see-through
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shirt so we were running around i had to get an undershirt what's your name hello what's your
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name hi hi hi hey can i shake your hand nice to meet you have a good one so this is a shopping
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center it's a mall we might go to the fusion alley afterwards you were waiting thank you for waiting
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long to vote speech glad to be back a lot more stuff to come are we ready for australia we're
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ready for australia booked australia is action-packed bro action but it's booked for friday we're good
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to go we're good to go big announcement it's not really part of the southeast asia tour but it's
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close it is what it is oh let me see if i have something she wants money money there you go money
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okay so we're going to australia on friday tomorrow's on buanga australia we are coming
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soon but today gotta feel the energy of manila this is uh my family's here and super coincidental
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we're having lunch at the hotel wallahi the person standing right behind me sitting right
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behind me at lunch was my uncle my uncle well complete coincidence this city with like millions
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of people 13 million i think in manila the greater manila manila itself three million but what are
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the chances that at the hotel restaurant my uncle is sitting right behind me my tito tito ding dong
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amando shout out to you tito ding dong it was great seeing you today you got to meet the warner
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it's the captain team and a lot of us are playing i was like what are the chances you write it to
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your uncle in a place like this but i don't think i'm gonna run into any titos or titas here
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maybe some brothers from another mother i don't know but i'm excited let's go see let's go see
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it's madness out here it's madness out here how are you guys doing what's up man what's your name
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what's your name nice to meet you nice car he's selling eggplants you got a lot of eggplants
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Looking good, looking good. Hello. Hello. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. What's up, bro? Can we get a ride? Can we all fit? Three, three people. Can we fit? Yes. No. You drive. Can I have a passenger? No. Okay. Yes. Yes. I drive. I drive.
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it's not moving are you pranking me you know what you're doing
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oh this is fun no no you're too big bro you fed too much okay
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that's enough that's enough be careful be careful
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okay thank you for the ride man how much how much no no payment yes payment
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what'd he say that's food food food for you and food for you thank you thank you my guys thank
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you my cuya your first job in the philippines bro i finally got one man if i've never cooked
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tumbate i get banned again i already know what i'm gonna do i thought he was pranking me i thought
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he was harry potter vehicle yeah how are you so this is a mall but this is like the outskirts of
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the mall so people are bringing in the products they got a lot of eggplants right here a lot of
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eggplants dude i don't know where to go should we go this way let's go this way
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So, yeah, I'm going to be giving our a lot of money.
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we're 99.1k we want to get to 1 million followers maybe we could do it in my home city as the white
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guy here fellow you know white representative we're showing right here this looks like little
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italy this looks like dude i'm just kind of taken aback by how dope this is
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let's see they have mango and stuff i want to try one of these oranges
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orange this one this one what's this one called tubercia how much
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50 per kilo 50 i just want one one kilo no one one or
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how much free free no no no they're so generous here bro dude how am i i'm trying to give out
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money they're saying no okay here here 15 pesos are pretty good salamat thank you
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everyone's kind of confused i know imagine that wasn't the right guy
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it's just a random guy it probably was i don't think he worked there i don't think he worked
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there chai bro wait hold on look at this orange oh there's a big orange crate coming too there's
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a big hole in it uh is this cancer on it it just has aids bro this is an aids orange okay
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you can keep that one you sure take a bite bro feed the warner feed the warner feed the
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warner i'll be like the other side look at the dog right here okay i'm just gonna eat the
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non-cancer half say bispo watch what did big mo say to say bispo a lot
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everything happened for a reason everything happened for a reason
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um what's this one what's uh what's this oh yeah remember i was eating these in indonesia
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in Indonesia they're fire yeah they were they're the ones that I stole away from
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here now you can hear me what's your name you speak good english what's your name
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fruits what's uh the best for i'm american i want to try
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lemon i could just eat a lemon are you lying no i'm not lying you just eat a lemon like this
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okay so what about this Indian mango mmm what's your favorite what is your favorite
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banco what's so funny how old are you you're 18 you're very guapa the guapa
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oh can you pick for me hmm that's the best one okay how much there you go
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Wait, I just learned how to say that you say, uh, oh, makano, makano.
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Okay, keep the change, but can you cut this open for me?
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where can i throw i throw throw here on the floor no i don't want to throw it on the floor can i
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take it i'll take a bag she had 100 pesos like 1.5 dollars you see how like they're blown away by a
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doubt like because everything is super cheap here okay did she run away with my mango i think i
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she hit a lick on me bro i think she hit a lick on me bro you were you were making her crumble
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bro she just like she couldn't stand still bro i think it's the barong man i'm feeling good man
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well what do you want to try what do you want to shop for out here
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i don't know let's see what let's see what they got simcoe how am i a simcoe because i gave her
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We haven't seen grateful women in so long, right?
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Bro, she's taking a while, should we just leave?
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nice careful careful don't slice his head don't slice his head buy a traditional hat if they have
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one look at that precision zoom in look at that that look that does not look right that looks
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that looks like an apple is that a pear i've never had an indian mango before
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you're like the type of guy to give you 100 peso for one mango you know kind guy like that
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all right are you sure this is right okay i don't want the whole thing just a bite you take the rest
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hello hello okay i just want one piece you can have the rest okay can you give me one piece
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feed it to me i'm joking i'm joking i'm joking i'm joking it's a lot
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much. It's crunchy. It's crunchy mango. It's delicious. I want another piece. The whole
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thing? Can you throw this for me? Where's trash can? Okay. Thank you. All right. Let's
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go back here where the sun is let's go it's not ripe yet maybe that's just how they serve it
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that was definitely not right if i get food poisoning tomorrow it was nice knowing you guys
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bro that's why i don't feed that's why i fast every day exactly that reason we got to get some
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clothes someone said get a traditional hat i don't know i've never heard about a traditional
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filipino hat i think you guys are just thinking about malaysia indonesia we got to get worn or
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something either he didn't get a barong tagalog yeah i don't think there's enough x's here for
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you but one how you been bro where you been at hey man why hasn't been on streaming like five
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days, bro. Hey, I miss you guys, man. What's up, Husky? We out here, bro. Yeah. Wait, let's
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show them the visuals around here. Look at this. Super dope. I think we go, hmm. Let's
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go down this way. We came from the other way before. Still get hit by a car. Look at all
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of traffic bro a lot of eggplants here in the philippines looks like india no it's nothing like
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it nothing like india smells great oh my god imagine just imagine what cd are you in we're
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manila hey bro you got a new bike already yeah how many bikes do you have bro not not not for me
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whose bike is this no use no use he looks like a twin bro you look like me hey handsome guapo
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do you look like me does he look like younger younger kind of can you do wheelie no not this
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this is for not me oh okay do you know how to drive it okay be careful be
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careful these oh this is yours okay don't let him steal it huh back again
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it's not I you could tell when a man is attractive yeah really like no it's not
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my fault was that my fault excuse me damn my bro you know this is dragon of
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okay we're going to the mall okay let's go it's straight uh 25 horsepower you spit on my face
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there's too much going on right now i gotta go faster
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there's too many people in the way you know they're all in the way how do you break on this
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get out the what the what the did you see that to kevin hold on hold on hold on what the what
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the oh really stop let's stop did you just see that did you see that
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the thing just started shocking the telephone pole just went on fire
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where's the mall oh that way i'm not biking through there bro i'm like here here's good
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here's good here's good you can do it here's good i'm overstimulated
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okay we go we go yes take care take care you know no okay bye bye bye love you
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what are you supposed to do with this i wanted to stay with us
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uh sneaker s-n-e-a-k-o careful careful wait where's uh divisoria mall
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you okay we're gonna step in on filipinos careful of the filipinos bro
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hey thanks for the five divisori is awesome go eat mong insal best chicken in the world
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okay well we got to get that before it's too late we have another destination too chat this is just
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the intro. We already came from here, right? This is where I've met my wife? I think so.
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Feed the Warner. Dude, there's got to be other concept besides feeding Warner.
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He could have ate those potatoes earlier if he really was hungry.
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yes we're gonna feed one of my lord that's what you guys want it's your fault one is eating by
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i didn't even get paid i'm doing free labor and i'm driving around people on a bike
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i almost crashed it was that my fault with the motorcycle yeah it was bro dude it was your fault
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you weigh 325 pounds and you're like dragging the bike to the right
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are you mindful of your things yeah yeah i'm good man oh look at that they're building
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these wires dangling here this has got to be some sort of electrical hazard
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are they closing no i think he's he's setting up for the day or for the night
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there's a night market right after we're gonna go to fusion alley which is close by
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but we can't leave divisoria mall without seeing divisoria mall oh this part's closed up
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Like, the coordination here, the organization is not on point.
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That's what, you got to vote for CECO for president, bro.
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Dude, if they got that right, they could up their...
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there's no way they should be doing look at all the handheld work they're doing
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buy them a cart to move the potatoes i think they can afford a cart how much is a cart
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beautiful here wait can i war farm here for a second
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bam bam he's got a fire going on right here what what's he cooking
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careful sir where's uh divisoria mall in here where's entrance
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and then uh chai how much is macano macano macano oh this looks good though
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all right you want to feed the winner right here come on give it a shot bro
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you got it you got you got strong stomach bro i'll wait till we get i already got sick we
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already hit we built up endurance for the trip it's all you dog it's all you should be good
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Maybe keep it auto-ISO so that you don't have to keep changing it.
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Let me not drink the whole thing in case it's poisonous
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you gotta watch your six don't drink anything with ice there's no ice in this i know because
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the ice is tap water that's why they're saying that i know there was ice in there
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are you serious yes there's no ice in the cup how do you think it's cold bro oh yeah true true
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true true true i just said bismillah bro oh man oh frick frick bro dang man oh i'm gonna leave
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this for someone else could drink it someone will drink that oh crap is ice bad no chat because ice
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ice is frozen tap water and the tap water here is definitely dirty
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Hey bro. Hey bro. Okay so the entrance of the mall this thing is over here. Let's check
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it out. Let's check it out. I feel like I should take an antibiotic. Yeah. Crap bro.
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Am I going to learn my lesson? Hey my friend. What's your name? I'm Lucky. Lucky. This your
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car bicycle tricycle oh bicycle where you go oh okay okay drive safe drive safe thank you hold
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on you dropped something you dropped you dropped it right here yeah i think it's yours i found it
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This niggas is chilling, bro, with his shirt off.
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Let's check out the mall and they head to Fusion.
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We could probably take one of these cars to Fusion.
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what's your name hello hello what how much it's free can I come up free oh this is fresh
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switch with the leaves on top yeah where you got this uh from kabite what's your name i'm joliv
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joliv nice to meet you sneeko i'm sneeko can i throw the trash here yeah yeah yeah you sure
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Someone but not you. There's trash right here.
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This is making me rethink the food I've been eating on this trip.
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Oh, bro, this is making me want to be a vegetarian.
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Let's check out a couple more streets, and let's head to the next spot, chat.
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i love you i love you i love you i love you enjoy
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huh no i found my actual uncle at lunch bro i found my actual uncle
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why do you guys want me to talk about meth oh there's a toy market here let's
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You don't sound like you're not convinced at all.
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i love adobo i'm sneeko yeah no oh but do i look filipino i'm half filipino
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half nigger half nigger half filipino yeah yeah my dad nigger from haiti my mom filipina
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yeah yeah nigga filipino together very good very good um nothing but here thank you salamat
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here really yeah here here oh wait one more one more oh
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uh guapo oh i know uh makano makano i'm not cool i'm not cool too expensive
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very expensive no no i'm not going to go one more for you one more for you
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Wait, stay here. I'll take photo. Come, come, come.
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time to go time to go what the did she did she say that what did she just say
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she said sorry at the end whoa what bro you thought she was enjoying it
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what the oh you have good voice yeah oh okay i don't know what are you singing
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there's no way they just called sukeb and there was that meme bigger you know what i mean what the
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what the you made her say that i just said what does sukeb look like i thought she was
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gonna say a celebrity bro i did not expect that at the end she said sorry john cena
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To be honest, we should have a lot to be grateful for.
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Because right before entering the shop, I saw a lady, like, literally on the floor,
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sleeping on the floor with a little portable fan on top of her a couple of pieces of cardboard
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and they're happy bro you see the smiles on their faces like the people from home watching i'm
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pretty sure you guys have something to be ungrateful for you know or you guys were
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ungrateful for something today now looking around today you should be grateful bro everyone in the
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chat say hamdulillah bro everyone say hamdulillah we're blessed around look around here we're
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blessed beyond measures bro everybody looks pretty happy though yeah it does right everybody's super
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friendly let's go down this market over here chel what do you guys think
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to be honest bro this seems like a realistic life imagine people like this looking at instagram
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and looking at other people's lives thinking like oh i'm missing out you know what i mean yeah
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I would not have known about this without Tito Ding Dong
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this is choose your own adventure right now we could go down here one or two down the blue path
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three down the yellow and there are four by the red i'm either two three or four for me
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one is too much like the visoria one two three or four
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yeah you like that one wait he's asking chinatown
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what's your name Erna nice to meet you where are you from
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can you can you I'm Sneeko can you can you join me I would love if you would
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join me you have a very beautiful smile you're very guapa can you come with me
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come just come walk with us for a bit okay here here oh oh come now stop stop
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Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, okay, okay, one, okay, two, okay, hey, three, four,
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okay, we gotta go before you get crowded, okay, okay, let's go, careful, Tom, what's your name
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again? Erna, come with us, come with us, can we mic her up?
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No more no more no more no more do you mind if I put this here?
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But it's not very relaxing, it's pretty chaotic.
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And then I have to see some vegetables or fruits here.
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it's like uh you know cauliflower cauliflower yeah you've been in uh makati your whole life
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only three years and then okay have you been to america before i have supposed to be but
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then i never got my process my visa oh because my father i know requested me
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oh your father lives in america uh american citizens
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oh okay okay my grandparents are from manila they lived in manila during the japanese
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occupation so they still know how to recite the japanese national anthem because they
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had to learn that in the school how about you you know how to sing the national anthem
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no only i think one part only one one fourth one fourth yeah i'm half half
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so how since when you are here a few days hello a couple days yeah and then tomorrow i go to
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zambonga how do you pronounce it we keep pronouncing it wrong this is my friend abdul by the way
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all right i love it this is your first time first time first time yeah have you come to any i know
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uh beaches here in the Philippines no but i heard there's good beaches in Zamboanga so
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maybe we'll go tomorrow okay what's the best beach
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Oh I can see why you relax here it's very beautiful have you been to the mall this is
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Divisoria mall no the Divisoria mall is right there but this is the lucky Chinatown you can
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find some different food here what's a good place to get maybe some juice do you want some juice
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Well, if we get married, then you can have green card and come to America.
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where like i go here and then fusion alley you like fusion alley
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you don't know that is i think it's a night market
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yeah it's a night market yeah i mean it's close by
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I don't know I think Fusion Alley is just a night market close by it's like about 10 minutes careful
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Because you come at the closing, almost closing of the store.
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I just come from the church and then going down just to see the fruits there.
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how are you i love jesus we love jesus you are from new york new york
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oh me too i was baptized oh this is beautiful here at during christmas time or
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a new year's there's a lot of wood market here oh yeah yeah from there up to here oh it's beautiful
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up here yeah the other one is one nine nine nine nine nine one six eight okay you can buy some i
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know let's take photo here it's very beautiful yeah come come with erna about your friend here
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how many kids do you have only one one oh come come come the whole slide only one only one you
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want to have more no i'm already anyway oh too bad well if you're interested okay what's over here
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So this is where you go relax, you get massage here?
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oh there's a museum a museum for what oh for the chinese a chinese museum we need a filipino museum
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post-colonization all is full and see you come relax here let's go let's go
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this is your first time from how do you work i've been to manila one time when i was a little kid
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this is my first time back in the philippines in 20 years
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after 20 years yeah i came when i was eight years old
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But on, I don't know, next month maybe rain will be coming.
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so this is the food court but where's your relaxing area
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It was from Malaysia, but then the Japanese...
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Oh, maybe I should do that. I need to re-energize my cells.
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too bad his father is going to be younger than him soon his stepdad is going to be as crazy
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oh this is still chinatown this is chinatown the chinatown mall yeah and then if you go back to
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manila or going to the south park have you been there no no if you want to go there then we take
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yeah no zamboanga is in the south you know zamboanga
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yes i know yeah yeah you get massage here yeah this is the massage so you come here to relax
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but it's like this is a very chaotic place to get a massage this is the one oh right here yeah that's
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the best one hello yeah this is the one oh they do a class yeah what's this did you do the class
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year too yeah really it's all this huh what's this class for for help hello hi
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introduce me yeah excuse me oh this is the cell regeneration you were saying
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so what is everybody learning here uh they are taking their uh by using this machine it can help
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to know the high blood and then heal the stroke and then for those who have back pain and high
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cholesterol oh wow are you seeing this question very good this is a free therapy and you want
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therapy you can sleep for you okay i don't want to distract it seems like you guys are busy
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thank you i don't want to distract their class i feel bad what's up bro next time
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okay thank you go to do you know uh baklaren church yeah you want to go there sure someone
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uh they're asking if we go there yeah you can take also it's a little bright one right here
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what's uh so nice about baklaren church uh perfect well who's this
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Yeah, because the admin is not allowed to blend.
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you know how to talk to the police that was good
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okay so i know a little bit of tagalog you know macano guapo guapa
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dairy i'm not that hungry right now we had enough feeding of the warner yeah
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they're saying i thought she's younger yeah i thought you were about 45 years old
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no i'm already 65 yeah last december my birthday is december your birthday is when
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december 1 december 1 yeah so what's the secret to saying so beautiful at 65
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life? I didn't do anything. Nothing. Natural. Just cleaning. Yeah. Natural. And then good sleep.
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Oh, okay. You don't do bone smashing? No. No peptides? No. No. You don't do retta? No.
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That's good. Pass this way. No, no, no. Go down. Another one. Another one. I don't
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i don't know what this move is okay okay okay where's urna i'm scared yeah he's scary my
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previous work is here before oh yeah you know everybody here i'm selling condominiums and
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houses oh your real estate yeah before that was 1996 up to 17. we should get a condo me and you
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i don't want to leave it upon me i want stealing the problem
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pondo is not a healthy living yeah you know that it's not healthy yeah
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the pollution that's what i didn't like when i was a kid eight years old came here the pollution
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made me i couldn't breathe too much but here it got better it got better they improved let's go here
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so how you how you feel this small now nice small i like well look how many there's so
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many more of these dancers yeah last night last day there's a celebration what's up man
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that one's going to the bathroom look come here he's taking a dump yo make sure to wipe
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make sure to bro that is so can they get in come on come on the ears bro it's not gonna fit
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oh oh you made it all right bye that is did that really just happen i feel like i just
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hallucinated that that did not look real bro i know that was that was very
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i'm not tripping beautiful mall yeah how about bgc have you been there i went bgc yesterday that
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looks like uh miami bgc or like dubai i was selling a condo also there oh condo there too
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then this one also i'm seeing the mega home oh yeah what are you saving up for
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if you want to buy a condo here or you want to be my real estate agent
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okay well maybe we could talk some deals i have to get your number so that i can make close a deal
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what's your what's your number or not whoa whoa don't don't say don't just type for me
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oh sorry okay no you're you're for real estate my number oh look how beautiful is it is it blue
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call grab grab what do you want uh you can call a car there is something here
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but if you want to grab let's go let's go one of these okay you try let's go one of these
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well i don't know could we all fit in there all four
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If you guys want to follow Erna on Facebook, Erna on Facebook.
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My extra income is, I know, I am a basic girl organ.
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So, what can I do to find a nice Filipino wife?
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That is depending on the church. Oh, there's the church. Oh, wow
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I like this instead of a grab. This is very efficient. So what do you, this is just a bicycle?
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Makati. Makati. How do you say Makati? Makati. Makati. Yeah. It's not Makati. It's different. Yeah, you said the second, like, uh, Salamat. You know, Makati. Okay. It's hard for me to hear. Yeah. Do you know what is Makati? What is it? In Tagalog? Itchy. Itchy? Yeah. Why do they say that? Itchy or something like that. Itchy.
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are there lots of ticks yeah well why did they call it that i don't know but the pronunciation
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that's why different makati yeah it's not makati okay do you know what they called manila before
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it was vanilla it was called amanala amanala it changed in 1547 because they used to be you know
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philippines used to be muslim country before before the spanish yeah that's all different
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a lot of people conquer manola the americans the dutch yes the spanish the japanese and now israel
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I want to work up here, so that's what people do.
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oh so that's why that's where we're going to get our green card
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Somebody's waiting for you there in Baclarat. I think you're too late.
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i was supposed to meet with the mayor of manila today but he canceled on the stream yeah he
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canceled apparently you're me you're me yeah yeah the mayor yeah he canceled i think he because he
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loves israel he lives uh zionist and i think he saw my youtube page and he said no too bad
01:15:59.080
I don't think so. This is the museum. Do you want to visit here? It's probably closed.
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It's closed already, yeah. But someday it's also open.
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do you know muslims in the philippines do you know muslims in the philippines
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Probably before me, what is your plan of going to Divisoria?
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Not so, but it is, you know, used one. Historical.
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The Manila Ocean Park is there at the back of the seaside.
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Luneta, and then you take another ride to going to Baclaran?
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going to north harbor north harbor yeah that's why many containers
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one minute no no no exactly depends on the travel
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time so much traffic in Manila yes that's all of the travel vehicles are
01:22:42.280
good no because you know what after we're not using english in our home at work yeah yeah all
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pure tagalog or bisaya you speak bisaya too i'm from kalibu aklan oh that's your first language
01:22:56.920
yeah ilongo and then ilongo i was born in iluilo born where in iluilo which is karaya or ilongo
01:23:12.280
during saturday sunday's lots of people here yeah there's a good amount right now
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you know this place you know this place already i think oh no tell me what is it
01:23:29.860
what's special about it it's our national hero oh he liberated no tell me what did he do
01:23:44.340
i'm trying to learn searches for google well help tell me
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I think you must know who's Rizal is well known.
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He's fighting for the, I don't know, for Filipinos.
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Because the Spanish want to conquer the Philippines.
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And so he protected the Philippines from the Spanish?
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Didn't the Spanish bring Christianity to the Philippines?
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you're the youngest cop ever nice to meet you that cop looks like he's 15 years old
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just graduated from the academy oh see you stand there oh bro look at the fountain yeah there is a
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fountain there and let's open up here we wanted uh in the afternoon in afternoon you can see the
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read this one. Well this is in Tagalog right? English, English. May Tagalog.
01:26:13.400
You can read it and translate it in English. What are you can you help me?
01:26:24.140
It was designed for Bantayog, what you call this one, Bantayog.
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see you get to know this one picture and then you translate oh with ai yeah oh you know you
01:27:06.860
were you know your stuff you know i i didn't know that's what you meant oh smart you're a smart girl
01:27:13.420
So he did he get independence for the Philippines but it's confusing because if the Spanish if you
01:27:31.240
got rid of the Spanish conquering then why would he stay Christian if the Spanish brought
01:27:35.460
christianity is that a frog down there that's a frog there's a there's a frog right there
01:27:46.020
oh what do you see that on the camera you have to zoom in no it's a that was a frog yeah that's a
01:27:50.980
frog oh yeah it's a frog what is a frog doing by result guarding preventing you from coming
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yeah hmm let's take a photo you might take a photo
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how about you there's no souvenir oh it's all souvenirs
01:28:59.140
your dress now you like my dress professional looking ready what's the barong for women it's
01:29:14.580
for the our national dress for filipinos do you have one i don't wear because i'm a i'm not a
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Why? You want me to buy? You want me to do one?
01:29:42.360
No, I'll get you a nice present for our first date.
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Okay, we go around, and then after that, you go to Baclarat.
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And then after McLaren, you're going straight to Moa.
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you can read fusion alley and then the address is this one the street yeah the street is um
01:30:37.540
i don't know oh this is i don't bring my class with me
01:30:41.460
it's a small letter it's so hard to go to your level alfonso mendoza street
01:30:46.420
Alfonso Mendoza Street in what? The main road. That's the main road, Alfonso de Moza.
01:30:53.700
So here is the minor Basilica. Yeah, this is the Baclaran. Yeah, and so it's right, it's north of Baclaran.
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San Sebastian Church, it's not Baclaran, somewhere in Manila, San Sebastian Church.
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Yeah, that's right. Do you know the University of Santo Tomas?
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Yeah, that's right. That's where Fusion Alley is.
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oh no i'll go there after but how far is it really far away we can take uh it's just like
01:31:42.540
it's the same thing yeah we're going to pass by tiapu and then going to uh but i heard it's
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really nice at night it's good for night time so it's nothing it's in no well we see boat we see
01:31:54.860
baclaran and then we go and then you go to ust yeah or because you wish this is more than near
01:32:02.860
nearer than baclaran right here now from here do you well how far is because we passed by again
01:32:09.820
the and all uh manila city hall and then going to quiapo and then going to ust oh and then the
01:32:17.100
san sebastian church is uh near to i know yeah that's why it's not on the uh what you call this
01:32:27.660
one the main road okay the inner road san sebastian so well let's how about we go to
01:32:33.980
bakaran church and then i'll go fusion alley because if you okay but how far is the church here yeah
01:32:46.860
right remember ride did you take the advice how many subscribers you have now i have 500
01:33:05.500
now you went from 15 to 500 yeah okay 1000 on the way yeah i saw i saw you even making videos
01:33:12.300
yeah i saw you comment a heart on one of my videos let's go thank you thank you are you
01:33:18.060
still grinding are you out here working yeah i'm grinding uh i just came here because i just wanted
01:33:22.740
to give you a gift you know a book okay since i uh you uh i know you like reading or something
01:33:30.060
secrets of the millionaire mind this is this is you you know with your real estate i see this one
01:33:35.260
from i know i am worldwide yeah have you seen this i am worldwide hey
01:33:47.260
thanks a lot i appreciate it bro and best of luck to you what are you going to do to get to
01:33:50.780
1 million subscribers i'm just gonna keep making videos better videos cool did you finish this book
01:33:57.180
i did was it good yes it was good tell me one lesson from this book um one lesson is that
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We all have four quadrants in our lives. If you're going to read that, you're going to encounter that in one of the pages.
01:34:15.260
Four quadrants, if I recall correctly. Since I read that probably months ago, I finished it months ago.
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We have four quadrants and essentially the four quadrants, they determine what we have in life.
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so it's better to you know uh uh do good in those squadrons like um your relationships
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what are the quadrants um you don't remember i'll read it i'll check it out i'll check it out
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oh you left a note okay sneeko thank you for the advice and the shout out i didn't know what to
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gift you but this book helped me fix a lot in my mindset hope it has value lastly i'm crazy
01:35:04.740
grateful for everything thank you rye and he put his at he signed it with at rye on youtube
01:35:11.620
nice see that's that millionaire mindset right there
01:35:24.180
sorry if one thank you also if you guys are going to fusion alley later yeah um i live by
01:35:31.220
the university of santa thomas i could guide you perfect perfect perfect so we'll go to
01:35:36.660
the church and then i'll go with rye to fusion alley okay perfect well how come along
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uh tonight okay well first we'll go to the church
01:36:09.780
to find what did he do it's near you know you know almost because i went to malacan
01:36:21.300
and going to thank you the church i passed by there if you want from what you call manila
01:36:28.420
city hall at the back there is uh what do you call this one the tricycle oh baclaren is far
01:36:35.140
they're saying yeah far away oh so nothing no business in baklaren no business in baklaren
01:36:41.300
at eight o'clock the church is already closed oh okay okay so we should go fusion alley yeah
01:36:47.380
the best you want to go uh so how far let's see how far it is i'll just accompany you there
01:36:53.780
going here we take a ride there i don't know oh it's a 10 minute drive 10 minute drive
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okay do you think we can get the same car here like a cool car
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yeah i agree but where can we find here because if we take a jeep
01:37:29.080
there is only a jeep going to usc but then if we pass we can walk from usc but
01:37:37.160
usc is far from you i know okay how many filipinos does it take to get to fusion alley
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how many filipinos just what do you mean filipinos uh how do we get to fusion alley let's do it
01:38:22.980
I read once that the name Fusion Alley comes from, because there's a lot of dishes from
01:38:30.920
other countries, and it's a fusion of all those.
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Okay, but you don't remember the lesson from the book.
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wow bro wait till i find out what pakistan eats
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you're gonna be changing your tune oh look we are going by the phone after all
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what yeah no no no she's your man we just meet ambigus or yeah but we're exclusive
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What can you tell me about Rizal, the guy on the statue?
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He wrote a bunch of novels talking about the Spanish occupation and what injustices they perform.
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while the spanish colonized the philippines um he he wrote the book that inspired um the revolution
01:40:47.980
that made the philippines um regain its independence independence yeah all right
01:40:54.380
all right i forgot my already you guys gotta stay up on your history yes well you guys love
01:41:02.460
fitness in the philippines even in uh general santos there's so many runners yeah warner we
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got to get like this man we got to be running all the time like that at weekends that's over
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very strong i haven't had once here or i haven't seen pancita anywhere i wanted to get some pancita
01:41:31.180
some adobo infusionally there's everything oh yeah i think this is the food that you want to go
01:41:37.020
oh perfect yeah savory uh dishes to desserts i'm trying to get hungry i'm not familiar with it
01:41:43.820
jose rizal they're saying that a rizal was ethnically malaysian
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yeah because we are from malay and the first uh i know here in the philippines is malay and yeah
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Malayan, Itas, Altas, let's try, look at all these runners, but I know some, we are composed
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of different bloods, I'll earn a look Muslims right here, there's some Muslims, yes, that's
01:42:14.940
of, get them, Capo and then Divisoria before, McLaren, which is the Moa now, before McLaren
01:42:31.940
the war the war before in mindanao the what's called this place in mindanao
01:42:40.820
whoa look how beautiful way let's go to the fountain this is beautiful
01:42:45.700
damn i told you that we need to go to the fountain this fountain
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the fountain's dope bro why weren't we here earlier
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am i tweaking right now where's that plane from the speaker right here
01:43:20.580
There's no way bro is this you are you doing this
01:43:58.420
i see someone saying ford oh wait and so when top g last show up
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i'm just me and urna i'm just visiting with urna yeah i'm seeing some of my family here
01:44:59.940
yeah half filipino are you not filipino are you what's the other half
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okay you look more japanese than filipino yeah japanese yeah he looks super japanese
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uh i go to zambonga tomorrow and it's my last night here i think so yeah
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i love it so far this is very beautiful over here
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wait we should stand here urna come here come here this is beautiful here
01:45:31.780
this is beautiful here what time does fusion alley close do you know
01:45:43.460
what time is this probably one for two hours in two hours what's the bit rate coming back
01:45:53.180
it closes when probably in two hours two hours okay perfect all right let's go to keep going
01:45:59.660
yeah we took a detour i'm gonna slow battery real quick okay we're gonna change batteries
01:46:12.840
I gotta get tan like you though, it's just the first day here.
01:46:15.340
Yeah, I mean, I've been traveling for a few months.
01:46:40.080
Four letters one word can I get the blue one you get already you you've been already you have to pass the ball
01:47:24.640
hello hello how are you? good good nice to meet you
01:47:30.960
yeah visiting visiting America I'm from New York concrete jungle and where you
01:47:52.000
do you think Jews have like some of the worst genetics for physical traits um
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Jews don't have great physiognomy but like oh I love it I love uh love the
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that's a gremlin looking motherfucker you're being weird another fuck or
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No, he's not Drake Drake is handsome. No, he's subhuman. What does that mean subhuman?
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His eyes are giga far apart. Oh, he's handsome. What the fuck? He's natural. No, no surgeries.
01:48:39.580
I feel like it's ever a second. We have to fix the camera or something happen. Is it better?
01:48:49.180
Are we good? Okay, I think so. Well, look who's over here. Remember Nas from the other day, Nasr?
01:48:57.520
you know me from being a nike model yeah what the frick is that the first time that's ever happened
01:49:13.440
i've been here for a couple days let's run let's run yeah let's go ready one two three let's go
01:49:27.520
so erna um what are you doing later nothing okay wait now it's nazir come here
01:49:34.960
you remember him from the other day chat you have so many lots of followers here
01:49:45.520
i'm just saying hi to you what the just said hi to you
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what the frick bro so dang man hey man you reverted what's this one
01:50:07.520
a year after what's your name kevin nice to meet you bro you running out here
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bro people stay in shape i don't want to interrupt your room man
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Okay. Hey, let's keep going to the, to the car.
01:50:48.900
i know we're going to fusion alley we're going to fusion alley
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well i came here for erna not you so no i came here for erna bro
01:51:07.800
i was just an instrument yeah don't worry i'm here for erna i'm just an angel to bring
01:51:12.980
him to you yeah true an angel yeah in one place huh in one place i bring you i bring you here in
01:51:21.540
one place yes you can see all your followers ah pretty cool coincidence yeah that building
01:51:32.900
is our developer the dmci it's the ci the mci that one very good condo
01:51:40.100
Erna can I ask you a favor so I'm almost at 1 million subscribers on my second channel my main
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I have one point I have a mil but this one I'm at 991,000 can you ask them to subscribe please
01:51:57.620
what's the name subscribe to shniko okay my friend just follow and subscribe sneaker yes yeah
01:52:07.460
thank you perfect oh appreciate it you're invited to my one million party
01:52:21.820
uh yeah i'm not responsible for this book yeah you know thanks bro i'll be set what is it be set
01:52:31.320
what should be about oh it's a shirt chad i thought he was giving me his chipotle leftovers
01:52:49.440
my life mother goyim erno we're goyim we're both goyim
01:52:57.860
you're goyim i'm goyim he's going we're all goyim
01:53:03.620
we're all goyim it's a term of friends yes yeah we're all friends but you're a little
01:53:13.240
more like extra special goyim for me you know you're going with benefits for me
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Australia I think I could go there yeah yeah yeah let's go so let's take let's take two
01:53:39.420
right can you ride with Warner okay yeah yeah we'll go to fusion fusion alley
01:55:07.400
can warner fit uh i hope so look at warner's trying to fit in
01:55:17.600
i don't know he's way too big for that gear it's going to flip over bro
01:55:31.320
oh who's that oh hey okay peace bro say bye to nazi look at he's leaving bye
01:55:54.000
why are you guys saying car it's it's it's 300 pesos this is like
01:56:02.760
that's like bro it's like three it's almost it's around four dollars
01:56:13.560
expensive no it's so cheap here because right now it's like 62 pesos is one dollar right
01:56:24.000
how much you paid before this book? I gave him 500 pesos. I tip heavy. I make a lot of money
01:56:38.160
I want the Filipinos to like me because I have an identity crisis. I want to be accepted because
01:56:43.200
I... in America they call me brown but in the Philippines they call me white so I never fit
01:56:48.240
in so i'm trying my best to fit in yeah cheap for you but a scam amount there do you think i care
01:56:55.920
guys like why why do you think i care you must save a lot of money living here maybe from if you
01:57:03.280
won't have a dollar but then if you earn only pizza it's very low salary here that's why many
01:57:10.400
I mean, OFW is going now growing because of that.
01:57:13.800
First of leaving and then the salary is too slow.
01:57:20.400
Do you make most of your money in dollars or pesos?
01:57:25.400
If you have dollars, so how much do they exchange of dollars?
01:57:38.400
is not doing you guys a favor since the iran war the peso is getting destroyed right now
01:57:53.760
the salary is only minimum of 690 pesos per day 690 pesos per day yeah wow
01:58:05.760
You cannot compensate your bills and the family names.
01:58:10.760
Yeah, if you have two children going to school and then the food, the bills, if you're ramping.
01:58:29.760
Tell me I can't see because maybe I have to come closer
01:58:42.960
Would you ever live anywhere else besides the Philippines?
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Or else where else would you live out of the country or maybe after that just take a vacation
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That's why I always stay here in the Philippines.
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Me and you will get out of here somewhere.
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Another island of the Philippines, Palawan, El Nido, you see?
01:59:41.120
Like the Bracai, this is the beaches which is number one in Palawan.
01:59:52.120
No, I don't know, I don't know, I'm trying to learn.
01:59:54.920
but you we should go out we should we should uh we should go around what's wrong with the camera
01:59:59.320
what are you doing okay here again here we are again this is going to top avenue
02:00:10.520
the new street we're going to now right also the again back again to manila city hall
02:00:16.920
turn down the shutter speed a little bit it's too
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yeah more and more and more no no down down down to like well one and then a soul
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okay but i have a question so if you had a uh a parrot you know you know parrot a bird oh yeah
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which show which shoulder of the file yeah would you keep it on this shoulder
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or or this shoulder the right this one yeah you keep it right here
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where have you traveled to so you spend most of your life in the philippines
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you know what before i'm because i'm working in the office and the seller is low that's why i go
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in qatar in uaa before and then because i thought i can go to u.s because of the petition of my
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father but then when the processing of visa comes in 2010 i just ignored yeah why i don't know
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because my my elder sister died and then knowing the in us the time is under recession yeah no word
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I heard some Filipino say that what you can do there in the U.S., it's rescission.
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Yeah, that's why I just came using condos, house and blood, and then I made it.
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what did you see that again one of our hero the kkk is your hero yeah andres buponipascio is
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keep also on fighting our freedom the kkk fights for your freedom do you know what that is in america
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kkk is like the nazis the neo-nazis yeah that is but then here is
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It's nothing, did you just connect it or is it very low?
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Do they have a lot of appreciation of art in the Philippines?
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Yes, of course, this is where we came from there
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Because our culture is because of those people coming here before, they also introduced their way of living.
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Still now, the food, the Christianity, the land.
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I'm learning too much. I'm learning a lot, yeah.
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So it's interesting because you're saying that you took a lot from the Spanish
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so it's like just cool to see how international the world really is
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So, but before we meet, I just go there to the church of Black Chinatown, yeah.
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Oh, so they have Pacquiao on the tricycle here?
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You get to see him? Yeah. When? This morning? Two days ago. I went at his son's birthday party
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Oh, yeah, that's the that's the Muslim area, right? Yeah, we went here the other day guys. This was not the Muslim area here
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Yeah, they're Catholic. My parents are Catholic.
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And you're only one Muslim who converted to Muslim.
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So we're leaving the Muslim area now, but it's definitely majority Catholic.
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maybe but not too active there's mango juice yeah lots of mango juice
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the mango juice have been kicked out of 109 trees
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yeah the best mango is in limaras island you know what oh that island yeah
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from the mains then you could take a boat also or i don't know to go there
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you want to how about we go you want to go there yeah me and you me you no camera just me you
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on an island who knows what's going to go down you know anything could happen
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where have you traveled to besides where have you vacationed to
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You know, my time of working, working, working and then only going to Baguio, like that,
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So, you know what, for me, my life is just a combination of my family going where I'm
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like supposed to be where can i save money that's like boring you've been working your whole life
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yeah you work hard but you know being not joking you have a very bright smile but you know i'm
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working in an office from shipping line railways insurances but you know what being an employee no
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But you have a very you seem like you enjoy life. You're very happy to live
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You can't take it with you when you die all that money stay here. Oh, I think this is still a Muslim area. There's still her jobs here
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are we getting close to fusion alley how did you know this one this place the muslim there
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i went there i went i had a tour guide brought me there
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do you know about the moros the filipinos who fought back against the spanish they call them
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the moros well moros is muslim filipinos specific that's what that is and so they mostly live in
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mindanao and a lot of them in zambuanga city so basically the spanish they tried to convert all
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of the philippines from muslim but the city they fought back for 300 years and they declared a jihad
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But they cannot separate Mindanao from the Philippines
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This is Fusion Alley for sure. We're here, right?
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i think you are no no i've never been here i've never been here well i have never been here
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okay let's see i want some adobo yeah some good adobo
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I couldn't eat just one place or one restaurant only.
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We only have kebabs, kahameda jar, biryani, and kaksa.
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I don't know if this is good. Yeah, it's chicken.
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Are you hungry? Oh, what's this look at this elf over here?
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Erna let's try this one here excuse me sir this one here why is this one so special
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i i thought that i was looking in a mirror just now you see it well i thought i looked in a mirror
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i don't know bro it looks like me i thought i swear to god i just i thought i was looking at a
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mirror wait till he turns around oh but boy means pork no pork no pork no pork wait till he turns
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or should we just ask them hello what's your name maybe you look like me oh nice to meet you
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i'm from america is this good where's the best adobo
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Okay, let's keep going. I have nothing. I have nothing.
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Erna, you know what's nice about being American?
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it's good vibes though see nobody's fighting everybody's getting along
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i like i like it and you know i don't smell any weed if this was in america people would be
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you'd smell weed you know it'd be a different vibe
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you want to what do you want her let me get you something
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i want to get you something what do you want to do
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i want to get i want to buy you something you first because i'm cool
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can a kuya get some adobo here like maybe you can't get it i'm gonna get some juice
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you can't even get us some ice it looks so good right now dude that this cucumber lemonade looks
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delicious bro i've never had cucumber lemonade l warner bro warner just bodied like enough food
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hey the lemonade looks fire though yeah i'm getting it i don't care
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can i yes sir hello can i have a cucumber lemonade
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it's just like makati it's the same i know you know it's hard to get yeah
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See, even the way they say that, it's always the second syllable.
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Why'd you throw a Roman when you came in, though?
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Which one's better? You pick for me Erna, feed me
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No chicken. Only pork. Adobo. No pork. So there's no chicken adobo? No chicken adobo. It's pork. It's all pork? Yeah. Do you eat pork? Yes, all pork. But I don't want the taba. But Jesus didn't eat pork, you know? Yeah. Jesus eat no pork. Chicken. Salamat.
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More money. You're always thinking about money, Erna.
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Did that guy earlier look like he or am I speaking?
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i just like i keep looking at guy i'm like yo what the this this guy right here
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just like me it's crazy bro what's what's his name hello what's your name nice to meet you
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you speak english english i'm from america okay good to meet you
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oh no water do it oh man dang no what did they say online that we get like we
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I'm a brown clown in America and a white clown in the Philippines.
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let's go back there yeah let's go back we have to find adobo
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streamer hello what are you making kimchi kimchi i like kimchi i like adobo you have adobo
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this is nico are you sneeko sneeko can i take it yeah sure
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Look at his body language, it's just like, it's like an NPC you send on tasks, like,
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he's tweaking bro he's falling for the zio propaganda
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it's like a gay pride thing no no oh nice nice nice yeah i don't know what kind of
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stream server you are i want some lemonade
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thank you yeah fine a real white guy shows up and yeah clearly bro well when you're not here
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That girl I did look at the picture with thought I was a white guy again, too, bro.
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Dude, it's hurting my feelings a little bit, you know?
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well my dad's half nigger so you know yeah yeah i got a little everything
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are you born here no no i i i live in this well i'm from the state but i live here now
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sorry she had a question what did you say how long did you stay here uh like about a year
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a year now yeah so how how you can define the living here oh it's good it's it's nice
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I mean, yeah, there's a lot of difficulties living here, but also good things, you know.
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I don't know what you half Filipinos have, you know what I'm saying?
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I was watching your taking them around to Chinatown.
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