SHNEAKO - Surprising Fans in the Street!

00:00:00.000 I just want to get a video with the squad real quick.

00:00:02.000 Thank you for coming out. That was the first comedy show.

00:00:06.000 What did you think of the show? Was it good?

00:00:11.000 Yeah, just keep making me feel good on camera. I appreciate that.

00:00:20.000 I'm a YouTuber. That's a fucking job now.

00:00:23.000 That's really what I do for a living.

00:00:25.000 What's up ten white women in the front row?

00:00:27.000 You guys are not really my demographic on you, too.

00:00:30.600 Okay, we're here with, oh, come on.

00:00:33.200 Don't do that now.

00:00:34.020 Don't do that now.

00:00:35.360 What's your name?

00:00:36.240 Zynob.

00:00:36.980 Zynob?

00:00:37.420 Yeah.

00:00:38.040 And you're a Sneeko viewer.

00:00:39.420 I am a Sneeko viewer.

00:00:40.340 You just came from the comedy show.

00:00:41.960 What did you think?

00:00:42.540 I thought it was amazing.

00:00:43.620 I got to see Sneeko live, and I was like, oh, my God, it's him.

00:00:46.400 So, yeah.

00:00:46.700 Oh, my God, it's me, and now I'm here.

00:00:48.740 We got another Sneeko viewer holding the camera, right?

00:00:50.580 What's your name?

00:00:51.440 My name's Jay.

00:00:52.860 What did you think of the comedy show?

00:00:54.200 It was actually really good.

00:00:55.160 I should have been holding the mic to you.

00:00:57.520 It was actually really good.

00:00:58.720 I didn't expect that many people to actually be that funny.

00:01:01.240 I should have definitely been filming you when I asked you the question.

00:01:04.280 But, all right, we got, I forgot your fucking name.

00:01:08.280 Marcus.

00:01:08.760 Fuck, I got it right.

00:01:09.880 Or Sam Alexander.

00:01:11.080 Sam Alexander.

00:01:11.940 He made this Nico song that I put at the end of the last video.

00:01:15.060 Gang, gang.

00:01:18.480 What makes you unique as a musician?

00:01:21.320 I mean, you know, I just do the music thing.

00:01:23.340 i rap in english and spanish you know half colombian half white right half colombian half white

00:01:28.380 it's mixed gang mixed gang let's get it yeah so uh yeah i'd say i'm unique because i speak

00:01:33.500 different languages rap in different languages and i just try and do my thing i'm honest and

00:01:37.740 just speak my mind just like this guy oh thank you man word you got a favorite video or something

00:01:42.940 yes uh fake it till you make it i vibe with that what was the lyric of this like fake it till you

00:01:47.020 That song is fire, yo. Stream that shit.

00:01:52.500 All right, thanks, Marcus.

00:01:53.340 I did forget your name. I didn't forget it.

00:01:55.400 I used to start this bit by saying clap if you think I'm black enough to say the N-word.

00:01:58.900 Terrible idea. Don't do that.

00:02:00.720 Don't do it. I learned my lesson.

00:02:03.060 Yo, sometimes I'd say that bit to be a couple of Hispanic people clapping in the corner.

00:02:06.520 Like, see, see, we say it too.

00:02:09.640 Oh, let's talk to the half-Asian real quick.

00:02:11.820 I forgot your name, bro. What's your name?

00:02:13.500 Kyle.

00:02:14.420 I thought you were wearing a bape hoodie.

00:02:15.600 you're trying to grab the mic have you never seen my street interviews the number one rule of

00:02:19.620 what's the journalism don't let the person grab the microphone so how old are you i'm 15 you're

00:02:24.800 15. what do you do are you in high school yes do you know what you want to do in college uh do

00:02:30.140 aeronautical engineering and uh business as a minor in college as well you got to figure it out

00:02:35.000 way more than i did when i was 15 dude aeronautical i can't even pronounce that aeronautic engineering

00:02:39.920 why is an engineer interested in the stupid shit i talk about i mean it's not really that it's just

00:02:45.440 Listen up, man. You're walking away as we go. The cameraman.

00:02:49.160 Basically, I find...

00:02:50.020 It's okay. It's okay. I'm not going to hurt you, dude.

00:02:52.100 By being able to relate to someone, I can sort of, like, come out of my shell and say,

00:02:55.700 Hey, that unironically motivates me to do better in life.

00:02:59.120 So it's like, oh, this person's doing... is like me, so why can't I just, like...

00:03:03.120 If a person like you is doing it, then you could do it.

00:03:04.960 Yes.

00:03:05.700 I never thought about it like that. That's pretty cool.

00:03:07.800 I'm not just wasting my time on this YouTube shit. Hey, Mom.

00:03:10.980 Okay? YouTube is worth it.

00:03:12.780 He's motivating me to do better.

00:03:14.100 Kyle said so.

00:03:15.140 All right. Thanks, man. Good luck with the aero, blah, blah, blah, and the engineering.

00:03:21.920 Let me talk to you real quick. Let me talk to the acid guy over here. Let me bleep that out and

00:03:26.740 not spread that to the whole world. I didn't say that. He didn't do acid five times in a month.

00:03:32.300 What's your name? Brian. Brian. Where are you from? Where are you coming from?

00:03:37.300 Brooklyn. From Brooklyn? Where in Brooklyn? Crown Heights. Okay. And okay, you got the drip real

00:03:43.600 quit you kind of look like a skater i just got out of work right now where do you work

00:03:48.160 i work at a compact room you're looking at me like i'm trying to get something out of you

00:03:54.320 is that a suspicious question no

00:03:58.100 why are you leaning into the mic like this is a courtroom

00:04:03.720 i abstain there's a potential like half a million people who might see this right now what could

00:04:10.640 tell the half a million people who are you man my name is brian gonzalez my name is brian gonzalez

00:04:19.520 it's an honor to be in sneaker's video honor it really is uh you held that mic like a rapper

00:04:26.080 well i do rap in my low time oh you do see you should have said that when we're trying

00:04:30.240 to get something out of you yeah you're trying to spit some bars right now yeah right here

00:04:34.240 All right, here we go.

00:04:34.940 Give me a beat.

00:04:42.420 Okay.

00:04:44.900 I met this girl the other day.

00:04:46.980 Butterfucker twice, then I call it a fade.

00:04:48.940 All right, I'm done.

00:04:50.120 That's me.

00:04:50.840 G-Eazy.

00:04:51.280 That wasn't even a whole bar.

00:04:53.340 Can you rap?

00:04:54.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:04:54.740 Yeah, if you give me a bar, I'll give you a dollar.

00:04:57.120 I want five.

00:04:58.880 I'll take them.

00:05:00.020 All right, tell me something.

00:05:01.360 Number one in journalism, you can't give the mic away.

00:05:04.240 You know what I'm doing tonight?

00:05:05.280 I'll put it to your mouth.

00:05:07.140 All right.

00:05:07.580 No homo.

00:05:08.700 No, I don't do that.

00:05:10.140 You have a nice night.

00:05:11.080 You got a lot of people.

00:05:12.360 You got a dime, and it's going to dime.

00:05:16.480 I love my brother.

00:05:17.400 Check it out.

00:05:18.820 You have a nice night.

00:05:20.060 Hey!

00:05:22.200 All right, all right, all right.

00:05:24.180 That's a friend here.

00:05:26.300 Yo, come here.

00:05:26.900 Let's get the whole squad here.

00:05:28.480 What's up?

00:05:30.580 What's up, what's up?

00:05:32.000 You guys look like a team of SoundCloud rappers.

00:05:34.000 you're the producer over here definitely that's me that's me oh you're the producer

00:05:38.280 you look like the photographer i mean nah he's a bleach blonde actually got it all wrong

00:05:43.060 okay you got it all wrong that's the photographer that's the right around the producer

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00:06:29.700 You dig?

00:06:30.240 Talk to Mark

00:06:31.400 Did I talk to you?

00:06:32.860 Yo, come here, come here, come here

00:06:33.740 Come here, come here, come here

00:06:34.980 To close out the show

00:06:36.080 To close out

00:06:36.560 Is this all in one take?

00:06:37.740 Bro, is it still recording?

00:06:38.780 Bro, this is one take

00:06:39.980 One take

00:06:40.600 What's going on?

00:06:41.760 How you doing?

00:06:42.080 How you doing?

00:06:42.400 Thanks for that light earlier

00:06:43.220 No problem, no problem

00:06:44.120 I found it

00:06:44.660 So what's your name?

00:06:45.760 It's Giovanni with an X

00:06:47.180 Giovanni with an X

00:06:48.620 Yeah

00:06:48.840 I like the way you say that

00:06:50.060 Thank you

00:06:50.640 You should always say that

00:06:51.560 I don't

00:06:52.440 They get annoyed

00:06:53.220 It sounds cool

00:06:54.260 Just Giovanni with an X

00:06:55.600 It's X-H-O-V-A-N-I

00:06:57.940 That's less cool

00:06:59.000 thank you so uh how old are you what do you do uh i'm 19 i'm going to school like anyone else you

00:07:05.200 know computer engineering whatever yeah you said earlier that computer engineering is what you're

00:07:09.700 good at but it's not really your passion no i mean bro my passion right now is like sitting at home

00:07:13.960 watching netflix movies but that doesn't make any money that's your passion yeah bro fuck it

00:07:17.560 i wonder that's like a that's entertainment is that really passion it's your passion if you're

00:07:21.260 depressed dude i'm depressed i don't consider that a fucking passion that's all i want to do

00:07:26.820 right now during winter break so you think you're depressed uh moderately not severely yeah that's

00:07:32.820 uh i don't know like sometimes i think i'm depressed too i don't know what it is there's a

00:07:35.980 fucking rating like there's a scale right so they'll tell you if you're molly but it's not

00:07:39.960 that hard if you think you're shit then you're like depressed basically uh you think you're

00:07:44.920 shit oh sometimes that's not gonna close this shit is sad as hell yo sometimes i think i'm

00:07:50.280 shit sometimes i think i'm shit i don't think it's shit thank you i love you you're really

00:07:53.760 outgoing um i don't love you but i think you're a good guy i'd marry you i think you're on the

00:07:59.960 right path i think get a job and you figure it out don't don't worry too much just see where

00:08:04.080 life takes you thank you that's my advice all right thank you for holding the camera thank

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SHNEAKO - March 04, 2020

Surprising Fans in the Street!

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