SHNEAKO - January 02, 2026The Day Mamdani became NYC Supreme Leader
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Summary
On today's episode, we discuss the tragic death of Kobe Bryant, the Inauguration of our new president Donald Trump, and the tragic loss of a family member. We also talk about the lack of jobs in New York City, and our thoughts on the Ball dropping.
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It's freezing cold. It's the first day of the year of Mamdani's inauguration happening right now.
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I froze myself. I froze myself for hours over there to come to watch and see me.
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Welcome to Mondani's America. Happy Inauguration Day and Happy New Year.
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Oh, what's up what's going on here? It's just a funeral. Yeah
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stereotype. It's only in cartoons. Show some respect, bro. Show some respect. You got anything
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to say? Um. I remember this was $2. It used to be $2. You'd get five train rides. Is that
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you? Yeah, man. It's a sad day. How you been, man? I'm good. My condolences. I'm sorry
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for your loss bro yeah you know how it is sorry for your loss yo you retired you retired i might
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frame it yeah i got one more in my wallet i can't give it up yeah i'm gonna frame this one it's 3 p.m
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on tuesday right now does anyone here work does anybody got a job nobody go to school nobody has
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this is some job and excuse bravo i'm on break i'm on school break are we dead yeah what you
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What we care about is this fucking Metro car right here
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need, but now we got Omni now. Fuck Omni! Omni comes Omni! Yo, can I get a swipe swipe? Swipe swipe! Swipe swipe!
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Metro! Metro! Metro! What was the worst day for New York City, 9-11 or today? Listen, I can't answer that.
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The worst day is for whatever you feel it is, but today is a very devastating day, and it's gonna live out forever in our hearts,
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We're here at City Hall Park. It says Inauguration at the front of this building.
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There is 49 minutes left in Eric Adams' reign as New York City Mayor.
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A lot of highlights this year for me was getting that stream with him and then
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and he had to do a press conference the next day.
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He didn't denounce me, and I give him credit for that.
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But in 49 minutes, Mom Donnie will swear in on the Koran.
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Hopefully he puts his hand on and doesn't raise it up in the air like Trump did
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People are upset about him swearing in on the Koran,
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okay this is kind of npc goi cattle activity but ball drop is pretty soon people are standing
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around i don't know what's happening where's the ball it's not even here it's in the middle of time
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square it's not here so what is everybody looking at i don't know so yeah the ball drops in the
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middle of time square in the the big coca-cola building by the stairs it's not here we're in
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front of the board authority bus station yeah I don't know why anyone's here I've been trying
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to sell these glasses for $1 million oh that's a challenge wow bro look at this and look at this
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house look at that you never see you can get $20 for that actually like cut it properly to the
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forward like are you Somali how do you know what how do you know what do you mean why do Somalis
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ask like how do I know like obviously that's crazy if you're Somali you should try to up
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that price like three hundred dollars well I give it to you I ain't got any
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cash on people I'm not paypal $1 if that doesn't work out you could always open
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oh you got it now what how perfect what up I wasn't trying to catch I was just
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trying to film it oh we needed a dollar for the situation I remember you since
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you were a child I literally saw you from your hairline bro I knew that because
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your hairline is always crisp bro it's so nice go thank you happy do you fuck
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Get your pins, get your buttons, alright, my man, that's enough.
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It is my abrasive honor and privilege to be welcome
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here to the inauguration of our new year of new York City,
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To solemnly swear that I will support the Constitution of the United States, the Constitution of the State of New York, and the Charter of the City of New York.
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And that I will faithfully discharge the duties of the office of the mayor of the city of New York, according to the best of my ability, so help me God.
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I stand before you, moved by the privilege of taking this sacred oath,
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humbled by the faith that you have placed in me,
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and honored, thank you as well, to Mayor Adams.
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Dorothy's son, a son of Brownsville who rose from Washington,
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From the most rossish conditions to the 100% of the participants,
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Thank you to the man whose leadership I think most stipulated,
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And most of all, thank you to the people of our community.