SHNEAKO - January 05, 2026


This is your sign to chase your dreams in 2026.


Episode Stats

Length

18 minutes

Words per Minute

168.39883

Word Count

3,111

Sentence Count

223

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

10


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 you said you want you want some life advice just trying to take the next steps in my career
00:00:03.600 so am i we all are yeah i guess that's true i guess that's true but um i mean you just have
00:00:08.640 so much capacity and drive hi okay what about this how do you find your own identity you think you're
00:00:13.120 trying to be someone else more so like i'll ask my friends what they think instead of just doing it
00:00:17.360 listen to your heart more yeah you know your your gut knows best and your friends don't know they're
00:00:22.560 not going to give you the advice that you need it's all going to come internally really more from god
00:00:26.560 but i think you're just saying that to try to look for validation from them so that they can
00:00:31.280 validate whatever you're thinking of you shouldn't need that you so it first comes
00:00:34.640 with belief do you believe that you're the are you him i am him
00:00:37.440 That's what you need. You're him. Nice to meet you, him.
00:00:41.500 You too.
00:00:56.480 How is he going to do this?
00:01:01.160 Oh, man. There's no way.
00:01:04.800 There is no way.
00:01:07.440 No way.
00:01:17.920 Come on, give it up, bro.
00:01:19.920 That's close.
00:01:20.980 I've never seen a light hit the wall.
00:01:26.340 Are they going to hit?
00:01:27.460 There's a fucking fan right there.
00:01:30.080 Oh, shit.
00:01:34.240 Good job.
00:01:37.440 Nice. I didn't think you were going to do it. I didn't think so.
00:01:42.400 I got all my work done pretty early today. It's 2 p.m., so time to find some harvests, some inspiration from somewhere.
00:02:00.520 Just copped this jacket from Denim Tears or something, like $600.
00:02:04.460 It was time for something new.
00:02:06.580 Another black puffer in the arsenal.
00:02:11.620 What do you think of this new jacket?
00:02:15.420 I just bought this jacket.
00:02:16.580 That's good.
00:02:17.440 Yeah?
00:02:17.880 Yeah.
00:02:18.580 It was $600.
00:02:20.300 Oh, man.
00:02:21.160 No, man.
00:02:21.860 It's stuff for laws, man.
00:02:23.020 Too much, bro.
00:02:23.740 Too much?
00:02:24.520 No, it's nice.
00:02:25.280 I like you, man.
00:02:25.840 It looks nice.
00:02:26.560 Yeah, thank you.
00:02:27.380 It makes you look like I don't need to go to the gym.
00:02:29.640 Like, I'm big.
00:02:31.340 No, no, you need to get in some way.
00:02:32.700 I do need to get in some way, yeah, I know.
00:02:34.460 How much you weigh?
00:02:35.460 Yes.
00:02:36.460 A 170?
00:02:37.460 No, no, no, no.
00:02:38.460 I'm American, bro.
00:02:39.460 I don't know.
00:02:40.460 Oh, this is America.
00:02:41.460 Yeah.
00:02:42.460 Hey, what's up?
00:02:43.460 Yo, what's up?
00:02:44.460 What's going on, man?
00:02:45.460 I don't think you understand, not on anything humble, but I genuinely forget that people
00:02:51.460 know who I am every time I step outside.
00:02:53.460 Just go, it's okay.
00:03:02.460 it's okay those poor girls they would have stayed there for another minute too
00:03:23.980 i gotta get out of soho bro i just came here to get a couple clothes every single worker at one
00:03:28.860 of these stores even though they upcharge everything. Yo, what's up? What's up, dude?
00:03:35.820 Gonna ring that up for you. There's no way. You can't print through a seat. I forgot. I forgot
00:03:39.820 that. Changing room's closed. That's closed too. My bad. I forgot to ring that up. Can I get a selfie
00:03:46.940 after? You mind if I get a selfie? No, can you give me my clothes and you don't get a selfie?
00:03:50.620 How about that? How about that's the transaction? Yeah. Shout out to that NYPD, man. It's called
00:03:57.180 Yeah, yeah, I know that.
00:03:59.180 I thought it was gonna slow down after Christmas, but so many tourists, I'm hearing all this French.
00:04:04.180 I'm hearing more French here than I heard in Paris.
00:04:07.180 I'm going up to this bookstore and buy this book that my friend recommended me.
00:04:11.180 Is that Robert Pattinson? The fuck is he doing it?
00:04:16.180 You know, it's funny. Two nights ago, I went to this club in Jamaica, Queens to investigate that club shooting.
00:04:20.180 And standing out front there, who I saw streaming, was this Jewish guy that came up to me six months ago saying,
00:04:26.180 wants to go saying, do you want to kill me?
00:04:27.600 Do you want to kill me?
00:04:28.440 So, do you want to kill me?
00:04:30.020 Absolutely not.
00:04:31.240 I'm like, no, I don't want to kill you.
00:04:32.240 He basically just treated me like an old friend.
00:04:34.180 He's like, hey, you remember me?
00:04:35.580 You remember me?
00:04:36.720 Good to see you.
00:04:37.460 There was a hint of shame around his aura,
00:04:40.000 almost like, all right, I don't need a clip farm.
00:04:42.100 You're not streaming.
00:04:42.920 So this interaction's kind of pointless now.
00:04:45.000 Hey, what's going on, man?
00:04:45.940 Hope you're staying safe out here.
00:04:47.300 You remember me?
00:04:48.700 What do we meet?
00:04:49.760 Oh, on the train.
00:04:50.700 Oh, yeah.
00:04:51.540 How you doing, dude?
00:04:52.380 Good, good, good.
00:04:53.880 That's fine.
00:04:54.440 Nice to see you.
00:04:55.500 You're going to get out of here?
00:04:56.380 Yeah, I'll get out of here.
00:04:56.940 Thank you.
00:04:57.320 Awesome.
00:04:57.720 Thank you.
00:04:58.080 Happy New Year.
00:04:59.040 One thing I didn't figure out so recently is all the cab drivers know how much you tip them.
00:05:03.320 I did not think that information was readily available, but it is.
00:05:06.960 They know.
00:05:14.080 I'm looking to find this book called The 40 Rules of Love.
00:05:17.420 Do you have any of them?
00:05:18.140 Sorry.
00:05:21.100 Here you go.
00:05:21.840 No, that was the only one.
00:05:22.940 I'm not sure.
00:05:23.440 Do you know if there's another bookstore around here?
00:05:24.760 This is the biggest one there's alabash
00:05:27.240 We don't have it here
00:05:28.320 And then there's the barns and apples
00:05:29.720 Thanks
00:05:31.240 Traffic everywhere in this city
00:05:33.500 Oh my god
00:05:34.500 Move
00:05:34.920 Of course they don't have the only book that I'm looking for
00:05:37.720 Plan B time
00:05:39.020 Wish me luck
00:05:39.940 I'm looking for this book called 40 Rules of Love
00:05:43.200 Strand didn't have it
00:05:44.200 Yeah we don't have it either
00:05:45.380 You already know?
00:05:46.120 Yeah I know the book
00:05:46.740 Off the top of your head?
00:05:47.320 Yeah
00:05:47.500 Why is it such a good book huh?
00:05:49.620 Yeah it just sells like crazy
00:05:51.240 Is it new?
00:05:52.580 I don't remember when it came out
00:05:54.440 I don't think it's particularly new.
00:05:56.020 Wow.
00:05:56.860 Is there any other option?
00:05:57.820 What else should I do?
00:05:58.480 Barnes & Noble would be your best bet.
00:06:00.100 I really don't want to do it.
00:06:01.280 Yeah, that's really probably the only place you're going to find it.
00:06:04.180 You guys are forcing me to mom and pop stores, man.
00:06:06.280 It's not that we want to.
00:06:07.780 It's just, you know, we don't have a copy.
00:06:09.640 The Starbucks of bookstores.
00:06:11.020 Thanks, though.
00:06:11.560 All right.
00:06:11.900 Good luck.
00:06:12.240 Have a good one.
00:06:12.840 You too.
00:06:13.660 You said you want some life advice?
00:06:15.420 I don't know.
00:06:16.080 I don't know.
00:06:16.160 I don't know.
00:06:17.460 Let's hear it.
00:06:18.040 Let's hear the question.
00:06:18.920 Should I do this?
00:06:19.640 Should I do that?
00:06:20.160 Instead of me just saying
00:06:21.080 I'm going to see what I'm going to do
00:06:22.260 Listen to your heart more
00:06:23.340 Yeah
00:06:24.000 You know
00:06:24.720 Your gut knows best
00:06:25.980 And your friends don't know
00:06:27.380 You know
00:06:28.020 They really
00:06:28.660 They're not going to give you
00:06:30.020 The advice that you need
00:06:30.840 It's all going to come internally
00:06:32.000 Really
00:06:32.360 Or from God
00:06:33.400 Yeah
00:06:34.000 But
00:06:34.400 I think you're just saying that
00:06:35.620 To try to look for validation
00:06:36.680 From them
00:06:37.200 Right
00:06:38.540 So that they can
00:06:39.180 Validate whatever you're thinking of
00:06:40.760 You shouldn't need that
00:06:41.740 So it first comes with belief
00:06:43.140 Do you believe that
00:06:43.700 Are you him?
00:06:44.960 I am him
00:06:45.580 That's all you need
00:06:46.700 You're him
00:06:47.740 Yeah
00:06:48.200 Nice to meet you him
00:06:49.240 Me too
00:06:50.480 Colin, I'll see you around.
00:06:51.420 All right, see you around.
00:06:52.800 Dude, was that good advice?
00:06:54.220 I hope that was good advice.
00:06:55.360 Colin, what about you?
00:06:56.280 Are you him?
00:06:56.960 I'm him.
00:06:57.580 Are you him?
00:06:59.260 Just him it.
00:07:00.420 Like the gay version of Shia LaBeouf.
00:07:02.260 Just do him.
00:07:03.820 Oh, and I forgot to mention the past couple videos.
00:07:05.860 All you need to do is reply and quote tweet.
00:07:08.280 Three people will win a Solana giveaway.
00:07:10.440 Easy, every day.
00:07:11.680 All right.
00:07:13.300 If Barnes & Noble has it, but those two mom and pop shops didn't,
00:07:16.700 this is why they're winning.
00:07:17.560 Hey, have you heard about this book?
00:07:18.560 They're called the 40 rules of love. No
00:07:20.500 Okay, you don't read
00:07:24.000 Actually, I do. I do. You can name yourself. Ego is enemy. Name 10 books. Ego is enemy. Okay. 48 laws of power. How to make friends and influence people around you. Something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You said the self-improvement books. War. War. Come on, you go on. You're four for ten. Okay, I got you. Can't Hurt Me. He just made up that. That's not a book. No, it's not. No, no. Can't Hurt Me. It's by David Goggins. Okay, okay. Oh, yeah, you're right, you're right.
00:07:46.820 War by Sun Tzu.
00:07:48.860 This guy listens to Joe Rogan, don't you, yeah?
00:07:50.760 I do.
00:07:51.500 Yeah, that's all I know.
00:07:52.760 Sick puts.
00:07:53.360 I was about to start saying Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
00:07:55.160 Come on, four more.
00:07:56.200 I actually read that during last summer.
00:07:57.840 All right, get it up, bro.
00:07:58.540 That's good enough.
00:07:59.460 Hey, stay up, bro.
00:08:00.060 I like your taste.
00:08:01.420 Pause.
00:08:02.140 I'm looking for this book called, uh, it's called, I think, the 40 Rules of Love.
00:08:06.420 40 Rules of Love.
00:08:07.440 Just the 40, not 48, 40.
00:08:08.900 Yeah, we have this.
00:08:09.920 You have it?
00:08:10.420 All the way up.
00:08:11.380 4, 4, Fiction, under S.
00:08:12.920 Thank you.
00:08:13.260 now we complain and say support small business they don't have shit barnes and noble one this
00:08:21.740 is why jeff bezos is winning this is why these little rinky dink coffee shops they think that
00:08:26.920 they're cool and quirky but it's terrible overpriced and never reliable corporate american
00:08:32.340 40 was low by shafak yeah then that's it thanks a lot yeah no problem this book better not suck
00:08:40.440 Musa. Long way to come find this book. That Colin guy earlier got me thinking a lot about his life
00:08:45.480 advice. I think what separates guys like Colin from guys who are already at the next level career
00:08:50.160 wise is just that either nepotism or the insanity to believe stronger than your surroundings. That
00:08:57.140 guy keeps asking his friends for reassurance because he's still normal. He hasn't embraced
00:09:02.580 insanity enough to be delusional to not care what other people think. Transcending normal human
00:09:07.740 indecency and embracing that delusion is the only thing that separates successful people from
00:09:13.260 the normies. If this book sucks, nobody read it. I will give you my recommendation by the end of
00:09:20.480 this vlog. You heard the Whitney Museum? Yeah, it's on the west side. My favorite part about
00:09:28.620 working for myself is getting to avoid 99% of conversations. I hate conversations. I don't
00:09:36.020 want to talk to you so i was thinking like we can just circle back and loop in together and
00:09:41.880 cc you to the loop in your circle circle and i was i was thinking we could meet and talk about
00:09:49.980 this conversation and maybe we could schedule a meeting and have a talk about this convo
00:09:56.760 how about i strangle the breath out of your throat don't talk to me
00:10:02.700 the security guards know me
00:10:09.060 we're doing a bag inspection
00:10:10.780 bag inspection
00:10:11.940 so unfortunately buddy
00:10:13.240 you're going to have to hold
00:10:14.000 the video camera down here with us
00:10:15.660 well the wii museum tried to take my camera
00:10:17.480 so i'm not going to go in
00:10:18.780 forget that
00:10:19.760 i'm not going to lie
00:10:20.360 it's been tough to find some inspiration today
00:10:22.260 can't find a book
00:10:23.720 can't go to the museum
00:10:24.840 what am i supposed to do
00:10:25.960 if i spend my money at a store
00:10:27.860 this is called the high line on hudson yards i think it used to be a train station
00:10:34.920 back in the turn of the century when people wore news caps and sold newspapers on the street
00:10:38.980 hey get your paper paper and now they just converted into this little nice little walking
00:10:43.520 spot by the ocean isn't it funny you could tell he's black by the way he's walking
00:10:49.100 you already know where race he is without seeing the color you know what his you know what his
00:10:55.880 skin color is without seeing his skin color. What's funny in a non-troll way is these train
00:11:00.440 tracks have probably been here since slaves were around. It's even funnier. The Chinese half of me
00:11:05.580 built these railroads. So the Chinese in me built these railroads to carry the black slave part of
00:11:11.020 me. What the fuck? What is this? Yeah, all right. All right, I got reservations in 10 minutes ago
00:11:21.560 and I still have to go to the gym, but I got these packages that I need to open. They've been sitting
00:11:25.280 for a long time i got the x merch put that over here got this christmas present from my mom this
00:11:32.300 is dope this is just what i needed huh one of the cooler things i've seen today and look at these
00:11:37.600 i've been waiting to restock these for like three years the kids against drugs quality clothing
00:11:45.080 samples finally came in one of my favorite designs i even got this tattered on my arm here when i was
00:11:50.820 like 20. One of my favorite tattoos. Matches perfectly. Very excited. And I'll re-release
00:11:56.260 these. You don't need to buy the sweaty used ones on Grail anymore. I'll release it when I feel like
00:12:00.140 it. The X merch is kind of, I don't know. I mean, I look like an employee, huh? Yeah. To be honest,
00:12:08.940 my custom-made X ski mask is better. This, this doesn't make me look like an employee. I look
00:12:14.860 like you know hey the official x merch has the logo like at a weird spot it looks like this is
00:12:22.000 where someone should assassinate you it's like a target literal x marks the heart fuck that i'm
00:12:28.080 lingering in the app and i just wanted to quickly say before i go have you noticed that no one is
00:12:32.640 making anything cool anymore i feel the need to actively look out things that i find dope just
00:12:38.280 because everything else is repetitive formulaic there's a lack of inspiration and love for
00:12:45.400 everything that people are doing like that actor colin today from union square back in the 70s or
00:12:51.020 80s he wouldn't have asked me that question he would have felt less pressure to pursue what he
00:12:55.160 wanted to pursue but living in the public eye has made people overly self-conscious so whenever we
00:13:00.660 create something we're looking for an immediate return on our investment people are creating to
00:13:05.200 make something cool or different they're doing it to meet the status quo make a buck or receive
00:13:11.520 validation from their peers even my favorite website x just in the past week has become on
00:13:17.040 the same level of brain rot as tick tock obviously it goes through phases of ups and downs but right
00:13:21.360 now it's just all online prostitutes and political mumbo bar and my favorite online creators from
00:13:29.040 years ago they're making 10 times the amount of money they used to make but everything sucks like
00:13:34.160 it's not good i think the best example of this phenomenon is how terrible the clubs are nowadays
00:13:40.080 which i'm probably off camera gonna go tonight you know what i just realized i missed juma today i
00:13:44.720 missed i missed prayer i'm not going to go to the club i won't i won't but usually on a friday or
00:13:49.360 saturday in miami i would go and if you've ever been you cannot be there if you're an average guy
00:13:55.600 you either need to be a promoter someone extremely wealthy or a celebrity the average guy needs to
00:14:00.800 wait on a long line or stand at the bar like an asshole if you see videos of
00:14:10.760 people clubbing in the 80s and 90s it's a sea of people dancing you know they're
00:14:15.300 not dancing well but they don't care that they're not dancing well it's
00:14:19.520 people after a long day at work just
00:14:23.300 they're vibing without thinking of how they look vibing if you go now it's 10 sections each one
00:14:34.900 costs three thousand dollars everyone's high out of their mind and recording it the music's so loud
00:14:41.080 you can't communicate and the only conversation you have is you good how do you you good how you
00:14:46.240 you want something to drink you good i'm good yeah nobody is existing in the moment having fun
00:14:51.860 they're thinking how should i look if i was having fun right now if the girls are pretty enough they
00:14:57.380 actually do get to have fun because they don't get to pay and they get to dance all night without
00:15:00.980 living in their own heads everyone else even the music sucks whatever you were playing on bluetooth
00:15:08.580 on the way to the club is better i used to like little baby a lot but he's been making the same
00:15:13.300 song since 2017. Every music video is exactly the same. It's just a couple different BBL girls and
00:15:29.440 maybe a different tint on the Maybach. Let's stop doing everything from money and validation. Let's
00:15:34.620 make something cool, huh? Come on, man. All right, I am late. I gotta go. I gotta go. Shut up. You
00:15:40.100 I yapped too long, man.
00:15:40.940 I yapped too long.
00:15:57.720 Bro, do you see this line?
00:15:59.240 Look at this line to get cookies.
00:16:03.220 Are the cookies that good here?
00:16:05.700 I don't buy it.
00:16:06.540 It can't be that good.
00:16:07.480 There's no way to revolutionize the cookie.
00:16:10.100 This museum is a lot freakier than I remember.
00:16:40.100 Something in your eyes was so inviting
00:16:47.660 Something in your smile was so exciting
00:16:52.940 Something in my heart told me I must have you
00:17:00.980 I just paid five dollars more for this theater and the guy's like sit in the front it's the
00:17:18.800 danger zone and I'm like are they gonna sort something in my face he's like yeah keep my
00:17:24.460 five dollars man should not have come here yeah i would not recommend this place maybe if you're
00:17:31.180 gonna go on a date i used to take girls here back in the day but it changed a lot it changed a lot
00:17:36.460 it's uh very strange maybe it was always strange and i just wasn't paying attention yeah like what
00:17:42.460 is this it's not even that's not even part of the museum that's just outside this is just on the
00:17:46.940 street where everybody walks by you know what it is these new instagram type museums and events
00:17:52.380 Places that are selfie-friendly, it just lacks, it lacks aura.
00:17:56.960 It has no, it exists, it's weird, but it's, there's no aura.
00:18:02.800 Aura is an undeniable presence.
00:18:04.940 It's a feeling that exists without any noise.
00:18:08.240 And these places that are provocative and a little bit disgusting,
00:18:12.360 and you smile, you smirk at it, it will never be able to possess that.
00:18:16.340 Aura is God-given.
00:18:22.380 Thank you.