SNEAKO - 4AM SECRET STREAM DON'T TELL ANYONE

00:00:00.000 hey what's up guys

00:00:03.860 shhhh

00:00:06.000 shhhh

00:00:08.100 don't tell anybody bro

00:00:11.060 don't tell anybody bro

00:00:14.000 can you hear me?

00:00:16.560 are we good?

00:00:17.420 4am snego junk stream?

00:00:19.040 no, I'm sober, wallahi

00:00:20.380 come on, look at my face

00:00:21.320 the only reason I'm live is because

00:00:22.820 I don't want to go to the club

00:00:24.640 and I don't know what else to do

00:00:26.160 okay, there's girls that want to go

00:00:30.000 can you guys hear me?

00:00:31.900 you should IRL earlier?

00:00:33.000 nah, I'm good with that, I'm good with that, I'm good with that

00:00:34.700 are we good?

00:00:37.160 the only reason is because I don't want to go to the club

00:00:39.140 don't update

00:00:43.060 do not tell anybody

00:00:44.320 just keep it for the rumble love speech members

00:00:46.580 fine everybody, Miguel, Mr. Miriam

00:00:48.740 G from New York, go crazy

00:00:50.080 Bronson, Broiler

00:00:51.860 that's good, that's good, stop calling me Grifco

00:00:54.240 where is Neon? I don't know

00:00:55.400 are we live, are we live, are we live, are we live, are we live

00:00:58.360 oh, rumble

00:01:04.340 oh, rumble

00:01:07.380 hey, we're good

00:01:12.620 we're good, we're good, we're good

00:01:13.880 what's good, what's good, what's good

00:01:17.660 what's good, everybody

00:01:18.720 how you guys doing?

00:01:20.480 good to hear from you

00:01:21.940 good to see you guys, Australia time

00:01:24.700 okay, shh

00:01:25.940 don't tell anybody about this stream

00:01:28.420 okay

00:01:29.020 we're just gonna be vibing

00:01:30.900 how are you guys?

00:01:35.400 be quiet

00:01:36.360 go crazy

00:01:37.380 CR7, Andrew Tate

00:01:39.000 Prince the Realist

00:01:40.080 Manny Fresh

00:01:41.420 Gooligan

00:01:42.120 go crazy

00:01:43.060 Halalco

00:01:43.840 call Sheik Guzman

00:01:45.680 I'm good

00:01:46.260 it's 4am

00:01:47.460 it's 4am

00:01:48.960 I can speak how I want

00:01:49.700 I don't care

00:01:50.080 it's my apartment complex

00:01:51.760 okay, I got the Fouchard hoodie on

00:01:54.580 feeling good

00:01:56.020 stop playing with me, bro

00:01:57.560 why are you whispering?

00:01:58.700 because it's a secret stream

00:01:59.900 it's a secret stream

00:02:01.500 I don't know why I'm whispering

00:02:02.500 but yeah, don't tell anybody about the stream today

00:02:04.620 okay

00:02:05.260 this is just for love speech

00:02:07.940 I wanted a spark

00:02:09.120 did you guys see the Fresh of It After Hours?

00:02:11.460 did you guys see Nick's stream?

00:02:13.840 I am glad to be here, man

00:02:15.660 say my name, Neon the Chosen?

00:02:18.820 no

00:02:19.060 Prince the Realist

00:02:20.740 good, good, good

00:02:21.260 okay, I got something I want to watch

00:02:23.060 ooh

00:02:23.660 Bumbaka

00:02:24.840 W Manz

00:02:27.780 what's up, his dog

00:02:28.460 all you do is complain and cry

00:02:29.760 and call me an asshole, bro

00:02:30.720 bro, couldn't sleep

00:02:31.400 I don't even try to sleep

00:02:32.440 my sleep schedule's fucked

00:02:33.520 my sleep schedule is fucked

00:02:36.120 but yeah, these

00:02:36.860 the ladies from the show

00:02:38.480 they want to go to the club

00:02:39.180 and I want to go

00:02:39.720 and I don't want to drink

00:02:41.000 so here I am

00:02:42.500 this is the most halal thing

00:02:44.180 I can think of doing right now

00:02:45.040 before Fodger

00:02:45.620 so

00:02:46.640 how you guys doing?

00:02:48.480 The Lion and Brickle?

00:02:49.260 good

00:02:49.460 hey, chat's moving

00:02:50.840 quiet

00:02:51.280 everybody spam

00:02:52.060 shh

00:02:53.280 everybody spam

00:02:54.700 shh

00:02:55.620 okay

00:02:56.780 W Yapco

00:02:59.060 I'm not going to do a roll call

00:03:00.220 this is not a real stream

00:03:01.080 okay, nobody's going to see this

00:03:02.120 Bronson, do not re-upload this

00:03:03.620 W Saber time

00:03:04.560 I'm not at Saber time

00:03:05.400 I didn't do anything

00:03:06.440 I had a meeting

00:03:08.000 and

00:03:09.100 did you guys see After Hours?

00:03:12.660 yeah, yeah, yeah

00:03:13.400 did you guys see After Hours?

00:03:14.320 how was it?

00:03:15.640 how was it?

00:03:16.080 and just leave

00:03:16.980 I don't care

00:03:17.540 back from the club

00:03:18.640 I didn't go

00:03:19.040 you'd be able to see the alcohol

00:03:20.220 on my face

00:03:20.820 you'd be able to see it

00:03:21.980 I didn't even get to eat

00:03:23.100 I just had a meeting

00:03:24.320 took some calls

00:03:25.720 got some work done

00:03:26.640 yelled at the Clippers

00:03:29.220 for slacking

00:03:30.140 you look like a monkey

00:03:31.080 okay

00:03:31.460 it was mid

00:03:32.320 I complained one day

00:03:36.420 after three

00:03:36.840 just a bunch of complainers

00:03:38.920 but it's fine

00:03:39.400 it's fine

00:03:40.640 I just don't want you guys

00:03:41.820 to become parasocial

00:03:42.940 like dorks

00:03:44.100 I want to have a good community

00:03:45.320 in here

00:03:45.720 finish Jubilee

00:03:46.760 I was thinking about

00:03:47.540 saving for it tomorrow

00:03:48.560 this guy is cringe

00:03:49.520 you're cringe

00:03:50.020 okay, so here's the plan

00:03:51.520 before we get into the stream

00:03:52.480 the plan is

00:03:54.440 I want to watch

00:03:55.080 the roast of Tom Brady

00:03:56.200 okay

00:03:57.200 can we watch that?

00:03:58.060 I think it's a good idea

00:03:58.860 if you guys want to finish Jubilee

00:04:01.020 we can

00:04:01.520 Chenko, Marwar

00:04:02.440 get the fuck out of here, bro

00:04:03.560 go

00:04:04.620 cook something

00:04:06.660 cook some dinner

00:04:07.360 wipe the coke off your nose

00:04:09.600 you're weird

00:04:10.260 stop

00:04:11.100 why are you acting like

00:04:12.140 you know, I'm not going to give the

00:04:14.620 I'm not going to give

00:04:15.500 the grifter allegation

00:04:16.540 I'm not going to give you guys

00:04:17.260 any attention anymore

00:04:18.080 Snifco

00:04:19.600 okay

00:04:20.100 um

00:04:21.740 call Aiden

00:04:24.200 no

00:04:24.580 monkey co

00:04:26.140 we can

00:04:26.580 we can

00:04:26.920 we can

00:04:27.220 okay, here's the plan

00:04:27.880 so tomorrow

00:04:28.420 we got Myron on stream

00:04:30.420 we got Myron on stream

00:04:32.600 great to hear

00:04:33.280 Waze put the TTS at $1

00:04:34.720 we're making it cheap

00:04:36.200 for you fucks

00:04:36.740 who's Tom Brady?

00:04:38.420 um

00:04:38.800 he egoed me during the

00:04:40.480 um

00:04:40.980 he egoed me during

00:04:42.960 Power Slap

00:04:43.860 700 viewers

00:04:46.800 you fell off

00:04:47.500 shh

00:04:48.140 bro

00:04:48.540 don't tell anybody

00:04:49.260 about the stream

00:04:49.880 no announcements

00:04:50.760 no tweets

00:04:51.860 it's complicated reaction

00:04:53.460 for old times sake

00:04:54.380 I'm good

00:04:54.840 I

00:04:55.020 yelled at enough women today

00:04:58.040 I'm not going to do that

00:04:58.760 I'm not going to do that

00:04:59.400 stop banning people

00:05:00.140 I don't ban anybody

00:05:00.900 I'm not banning anybody

00:05:02.380 I did ban this one guy

00:05:05.080 um

00:05:05.420 I did ban

00:05:06.040 D

00:05:07.240 because he was just like

00:05:08.580 posting fake screenshots

00:05:09.740 and starting to start beef

00:05:10.620 and I don't want to have

00:05:11.420 a parasocial community

00:05:12.360 I want people who are actually

00:05:13.900 getting better every single day

00:05:15.840 I'm not grifting about this stuff

00:05:17.600 I want people to be

00:05:18.580 getting richer, stronger

00:05:20.000 doing all this stuff

00:05:20.460 I'm going to stop

00:05:20.860 yeah, I'm going to stop whispering

00:05:21.640 I'm going to stop whispering

00:05:23.200 you fell off hard

00:05:24.040 suck my dick, DGM, bro

00:05:25.040 it's 4am

00:05:25.920 we're not telling anybody

00:05:26.520 are you hiring editors?

00:05:27.740 um

00:05:27.880 yeah, I need to

00:05:28.960 because my

00:05:29.360 um

00:05:29.840 yeah, I need to

00:05:31.700 you guys are slacking

00:05:32.520 I'm not going to lie

00:05:33.100 they're doing good

00:05:34.320 they're doing good

00:05:34.820 but we could be doing better

00:05:36.040 we could be doing better

00:05:37.240 um

00:05:38.240 so yes or no

00:05:39.240 put ones

00:05:40.620 if we could watch

00:05:41.080 the Tom Brady thing

00:05:42.180 should we clip?

00:05:42.760 yeah, you can clip

00:05:43.420 I don't know how

00:05:43.840 clipable anything is

00:05:44.580 call Ali Dawa

00:05:46.040 I'm good

00:05:46.540 oh yeah, call Zerka

00:05:48.320 I think he's a slated

00:05:49.300 one dollar

00:05:50.200 ting about this

00:05:51.360 S Niko

00:05:51.980 if you

00:05:53.160 covered your knees

00:05:54.660 W would that

00:05:55.920 M mean why

00:05:56.580 why you'd be

00:05:57.240 Niko

00:05:57.840 yeah, ways

00:05:59.020 yeah, yeah, yeah

00:06:00.300 raise it to three dollars

00:06:01.640 this is bullshit, bro

00:06:02.540 how many bodies

00:06:03.560 you have?

00:06:03.960 I don't know

00:06:04.300 uh, what Josh

00:06:05.140 much love Cinco

00:06:05.800 keep killing shit

00:06:06.480 okay, great

00:06:07.000 great

00:06:07.940 alright man

00:06:09.320 hey

00:06:10.180 so

00:06:11.720 so, so, so

00:06:14.000 yeah

00:06:15.380 and I do have a

00:06:16.420 money making method

00:06:17.620 that I want to

00:06:18.180 introduce to you guys

00:06:19.020 slowly

00:06:19.540 I have a video

00:06:20.620 that I could drop

00:06:21.200 Waze

00:06:21.500 you can actually

00:06:21.820 pin the video

00:06:22.220 if you want

00:06:22.660 um

00:06:23.580 I want people

00:06:25.060 to envy here

00:06:25.740 and get better

00:06:26.220 you know

00:06:26.980 I'm seeing so many

00:06:27.880 leftovers from the

00:06:28.640 IRL run

00:06:29.360 that are just

00:06:30.040 like

00:06:30.220 like the farting

00:06:34.200 like kick fans

00:06:35.040 bro

00:06:35.280 you know

00:06:36.020 and

00:06:36.460 we have

00:06:37.340 we're supposed

00:06:37.760 to have a

00:06:38.040 superiority complex

00:06:39.000 we're on Rumble

00:06:39.520 the free speech

00:06:40.220 schizo website

00:06:40.980 so let's use that

00:06:42.160 let's use that

00:06:43.020 to become better

00:06:43.520 we're not gonna

00:06:44.100 we're not gonna

00:06:45.280 be in here crying

00:06:46.140 and like

00:06:46.720 spamming threes

00:06:47.940 when there's a

00:06:48.580 underage girl

00:06:49.440 on monkey

00:06:50.120 right

00:06:50.840 trying to make

00:06:51.360 grape jokes

00:06:51.900 we're not gonna

00:06:52.200 do that

00:06:52.640 we're not gonna

00:06:54.780 do that

00:06:55.160 yahoodco

00:06:56.400 shut up

00:06:56.940 Marwa

00:06:57.280 WFushar merch

00:06:58.740 yes

00:06:59.000 and this is gonna

00:06:59.780 this is gonna

00:07:00.740 drop soon

00:07:01.100 actually I really

00:07:01.920 I've had this for a while

00:07:03.180 and I haven't put it on

00:07:05.180 and I'm actually

00:07:06.460 really excited for this drop

00:07:07.560 I'm thankful a lot

00:07:08.560 Bronson of Waze

00:07:09.460 I know you want this merch

00:07:10.460 I know this

00:07:11.520 this is what

00:07:12.060 I think this is my favorite

00:07:13.000 drop so far

00:07:14.060 like the back is hard

00:07:16.400 I like it a lot

00:07:18.140 I just refilled my

00:07:19.700 Addy script

00:07:20.240 do you want some

00:07:20.800 no I don't

00:07:21.660 I don't

00:07:22.640 show your crypto

00:07:23.080 stop pocket watching

00:07:24.020 nigga stop

00:07:24.680 but can we go on

00:07:25.660 monkey

00:07:25.880 okay

00:07:26.240 monkey or

00:07:27.560 you know what

00:07:28.680 a little bit of monkey

00:07:29.380 or should we just get

00:07:30.240 into the Tom Brady

00:07:31.180 thing

00:07:31.740 call kitten

00:07:33.940 no

00:07:34.340 ooh

00:07:35.680 monkey duos

00:07:37.680 with kitten would hit

00:07:38.400 burn the sweater

00:07:39.680 I'm gonna burn you

00:07:40.440 cover your aura

00:07:41.420 no my aura

00:07:42.680 is too strong

00:07:43.360 monkey or Tom Brady

00:07:45.280 everyone spamming monkey

00:07:46.300 okay great

00:07:47.340 all right fine

00:07:48.580 fine fine fine fine

00:07:49.540 I'll go monkey

00:07:51.040 for a bit

00:07:51.560 do a little clip farm

00:07:53.040 for the fucking

00:07:53.600 because I know

00:07:54.180 all the clippers

00:07:54.720 are in here

00:07:55.180 you can clip

00:07:56.340 you can clip

00:07:56.840 but just

00:07:57.180 be low key with it

00:07:58.940 make sure they don't

00:07:59.400 go viral or something

00:08:00.240 I don't know

00:08:00.740 we'll go

00:08:03.320 talk with chat

00:08:04.260 yeah I know

00:08:04.760 I want to talk to you

00:08:05.600 guys too

00:08:06.040 TTS is on

00:08:07.000 monkey with trumpets

00:08:10.040 actually let me text him

00:08:12.160 if he's up

00:08:12.540 all your Cali fans

00:08:15.000 are up and awake

00:08:15.900 maybe in Miami

00:08:16.740 bro it's late

00:08:17.800 what are you talking

00:08:18.560 about

00:08:18.840 let's text Zerka

00:08:20.500 and Bronson

00:08:21.940 get with the turn

00:08:22.980 like bro

00:08:23.420 it's complicated

00:08:24.040 reactions are not

00:08:24.840 going viral anymore

00:08:25.600 relax

00:08:26.080 you up

00:08:27.280 it's like

00:08:28.860 sending a you up

00:08:30.880 text to Zerka

00:08:31.620 cover your ankles

00:08:33.420 that's nothing about that

00:08:34.480 Steve will sue it

00:08:35.660 Sonny where are you

00:08:36.280 right now

00:08:36.620 Sonny want to pull up

00:08:37.460 do you guys want

00:08:38.640 Sonny to pull up

00:08:39.320 to the stream

00:08:39.780 okay by the time

00:08:40.760 so we can go monkey

00:08:41.460 and then by the time

00:08:42.200 Sonny shows up

00:08:42.800 we can watch the Tom Brady

00:08:43.640 show with him

00:08:44.140 okay

00:08:44.420 Ahmed what's going on

00:08:46.500 okay okay okay

00:08:48.880 barely 1 a.m. in Sacramento

00:08:49.920 yeah you're right

00:08:50.480 you're right

00:08:50.700 you're right

00:08:50.920 you're right

00:08:51.120 you're right

00:08:51.380 okay

00:08:53.300 98 what's good

00:08:55.100 been watching you

00:08:56.760 for a long time

00:08:57.580 during that time

00:08:59.200 I split ends

00:08:59.660 with a toxic girl

00:09:00.280 started from the ground

00:09:00.860 up now I'm jacked

00:09:01.600 promoted at work

00:09:02.260 and financially comfortable

00:09:03.020 thanks for sneaker

00:09:04.000 let's go

00:09:05.300 time list

00:09:07.500 let's get it man

00:09:08.520 now you're jacked

00:09:09.740 and promoted

00:09:10.160 let's go

00:09:10.760 oh man

00:09:11.240 that's what I'm talking about

00:09:12.660 that's what I'm talking about

00:09:13.780 cookie was on speed's stream

00:09:15.720 cookie I'm disappointing you

00:09:17.700 I'm disappointing you cookie

00:09:19.400 how are you gonna go

00:09:20.120 and betray me like that already

00:09:21.240 oh she's texting me

00:09:22.360 she sent me a message

00:09:24.300 cookie

00:09:24.660 I don't wanna be

00:09:26.700 I don't wanna be weird

00:09:28.180 to you or something

00:09:28.940 but this

00:09:30.400 looks so fake

00:09:31.900 like how

00:09:32.960 did you believe this

00:09:34.500 like

00:09:35.260 are you stupid

00:09:36.420 like this is not

00:09:38.080 with a marker

00:09:39.200 or something

00:09:39.820 this is just like

00:09:40.700 someone who

00:09:41.420 had a picture

00:09:42.520 of a fucking

00:09:43.140 of a missile

00:09:43.740 it's real

00:09:44.200 I'm not trying to curse

00:09:45.120 fresh is next

00:09:46.020 and like

00:09:46.820 brought it

00:09:48.320 on snapchat

00:09:49.480 or whatever

00:09:49.960 you know

00:09:50.960 like are you stupid

00:09:51.940 like you showed me this

00:09:53.140 and I was like shocked

00:09:54.500 but this is fake

00:09:55.900 like are you stupid

00:09:56.960 think about this

00:09:57.580 think about this

00:09:59.020 cookie

00:09:59.440 it's real

00:10:00.020 three dollars

00:10:01.060 hi sneaker

00:10:02.300 you are a very polarizing figure

00:10:04.980 truth be told

00:10:06.300 I don't know

00:10:07.100 why I am here

00:10:08.000 I couldn't sleep

00:10:09.220 so I was stuck

00:10:10.160 re-watching Nick's

00:10:11.120 twitter space

00:10:11.760 and playing with

00:10:12.580 my little johnson

00:10:13.700 okay

00:10:14.040 don't tell anyone

00:10:15.120 okay

00:10:15.840 cookie

00:10:17.360 okay

00:10:17.700 first off

00:10:18.320 I was gonna keep trolling

00:10:20.040 but this bitch is actually retarded

00:10:21.100 this bitch is actually retarded

00:10:22.060 not no

00:10:22.560 this queen

00:10:23.140 is actually retarded

00:10:24.540 one

00:10:25.380 cookie

00:10:26.460 the screenshot I showed you

00:10:28.360 is the real one

00:10:29.220 so look closer

00:10:30.260 it's on twitter already

00:10:31.520 it's not something I'm leaking

00:10:32.420 think about this

00:10:34.720 long live love speech

00:10:36.600 donated three

00:10:37.360 someone like it

00:10:38.260 it's not

00:10:38.560 Ruthman and Suleyman

00:10:40.120 love speech

00:10:40.880 would be mad fire

00:10:41.940 it would

00:10:42.240 okay first off

00:10:43.260 the screenshot you're showing

00:10:44.560 cookie

00:10:44.840 it's not real

00:10:45.440 okay

00:10:45.840 this is clearly photoshopped

00:10:47.100 the one that is real

00:10:47.840 it's a joke

00:10:48.680 making fun of the one

00:10:49.660 that they wrote about me

00:10:50.520 right

00:10:51.340 and they're joking about

00:10:52.440 how fresh would not be next

00:10:53.740 and also why would

00:10:54.580 an israeli write

00:10:55.400 tink about israel

00:10:56.440 and she really sent me a voice

00:10:59.280 message

00:10:59.540 I don't know what it is

00:11:00.460 with haram police

00:11:01.140 but they just yap

00:11:02.000 on voice notes

00:11:02.880 I got so many people

00:11:04.940 angry about

00:11:06.140 the clip

00:11:07.040 of me

00:11:07.760 and the girl

00:11:08.660 in the burka

00:11:09.160 okay let me call her

00:11:12.040 let me call her

00:11:13.100 see if she even picks up

00:11:14.040 yes or no

00:11:16.360 odd she picks up

00:11:17.540 odd she picks up

00:11:23.300 or is she too busy

00:11:25.600 yapping to speed

00:11:26.380 fight me and her

00:11:27.560 inshallah

00:11:28.080 yo kids

00:11:28.700 shut the fuck up

00:11:30.100 shut up

00:11:31.540 I sent them on you

00:11:32.460 no you didn't

00:11:33.460 I actually know who it is

00:11:34.420 but I scratched out his name

00:11:35.320 because I don't want to give him clout

00:11:36.240 no clout for them

00:11:39.100 go on monkey

00:11:41.200 she's busy

00:11:41.740 um

00:11:42.540 she's not busy

00:11:43.260 she's doing nothing

00:11:43.820 okay we're going on monkey

00:11:44.780 think about this

00:11:47.040 what DGM

00:11:47.740 DGM donated three dollars

00:11:49.420 what bro

00:11:50.000 Sneeko fix love speech

00:11:51.860 everyone's too schizo in there

00:11:53.720 go execute the muslims

00:11:55.620 on stream please

00:11:56.600 okay you're going to hell

00:11:57.780 you're going to

00:11:58.840 Jahannam

00:11:59.640 call Dan Schneider

00:12:04.860 no

00:12:05.220 hey Chantal

00:12:07.980 what's your name

00:12:08.620 oh

00:12:11.360 my

00:12:12.580 god

00:12:13.860 what do I have

00:12:14.680 or something

00:12:15.320 Sneeko is that really you

00:12:19.520 it is really me

00:12:20.400 hold on

00:12:20.880 let me go hide the glock

00:12:22.260 because it's in the clip

00:12:23.220 and it's going to get

00:12:23.800 bam out

00:12:24.100 oh my god

00:12:27.060 why are your eyes like that

00:12:30.540 rate my aura

00:12:31.660 one through ten

00:12:32.220 Chantal okay

00:12:32.880 it's a ten

00:12:34.200 Sneeko

00:12:34.500 I fuck with you

00:12:35.240 would you

00:12:36.260 how old are you

00:12:37.340 I'm 20

00:12:38.260 think about this

00:12:39.020 you're 20

00:12:39.760 this wind's

00:12:40.240 donated three dollars

00:12:41.420 yeah I'm about to turn 21

00:12:42.040 oh wow

00:12:43.320 so do you have a boyfriend

00:12:44.460 no

00:12:46.120 no no no

00:12:47.400 I can't do that right now

00:12:48.400 you can't do that

00:12:49.420 well if you had a boyfriend

00:12:50.580 would you break up with your boyfriend

00:12:51.740 for Sneeko

00:12:52.240 no

00:12:54.180 oh

00:12:55.360 I thought I have aura

00:12:56.120 no you do

00:12:57.940 but it's like

00:12:58.640 if I have a boyfriend

00:13:00.000 like

00:13:00.660 I like

00:13:02.820 really fuck with him

00:13:03.820 so I couldn't like

00:13:04.520 leave him for you

00:13:05.760 but you don't have a boyfriend

00:13:08.000 so

00:13:08.460 but that was like

00:13:10.700 a hypothetical question

00:13:12.020 true true true

00:13:13.800 okay but

00:13:14.420 so

00:13:16.600 dude I cannot believe

00:13:18.780 that I'm speaking to you

00:13:20.040 right now

00:13:20.580 it's okay

00:13:21.000 it's okay

00:13:21.360 I'm just doing a secret stream

00:13:22.640 at 4am

00:13:23.420 aboard

00:13:23.820 what clips have you seen of me

00:13:26.220 Sneeko

00:13:26.940 I have so many questions for you

00:13:28.900 okay

00:13:29.140 just go

00:13:29.860 yeah

00:13:30.140 here we go

00:13:30.760 okay

00:13:32.820 okay

00:13:35.180 so like

00:13:36.540 really

00:13:36.920 people are online

00:13:38.140 always clowning you

00:13:39.260 I always see them clown you

00:13:40.460 right

00:13:40.760 but I don't think

00:13:42.260 it's like justifiable

00:13:43.400 because I actually think

00:13:44.780 you have some important

00:13:45.500 things to say

00:13:46.100 but I think like

00:13:47.520 you and Trump

00:13:48.660 have the same problem

00:13:49.720 okay

00:13:50.680 I think you and Trump

00:13:52.840 have the same problems

00:13:53.760 where like you guys do

00:13:54.960 like y'all have

00:13:56.460 the right mindset

00:13:57.660 but y'all's mouths

00:13:59.120 are horrific

00:13:59.960 okay

00:14:01.380 what do you see people

00:14:02.520 clowning for

00:14:03.120 just like

00:14:05.500 okay

00:14:05.860 so I get your points

00:14:06.980 but it's like

00:14:07.460 the way that you word them

00:14:08.660 is

00:14:08.920 it's like

00:14:09.680 not good

00:14:10.520 how do you think

00:14:11.640 I can word them better

00:14:12.400 and what points

00:14:13.240 you like that I say

00:14:14.260 okay

00:14:15.700 I think you have

00:14:17.960 spot on

00:14:18.960 I think that you have

00:14:21.040 exactly correct

00:14:22.120 gender roles

00:14:23.000 like how like

00:14:24.600 women

00:14:24.980 and men

00:14:25.900 should be in society

00:14:26.800 but I think that

00:14:27.800 you over exaggerate it

00:14:29.240 in the way that you like

00:14:30.260 talk about it

00:14:31.740 so like you'll say

00:14:32.980 something about women

00:14:33.960 like oh like

00:14:35.000 you're meant to do this

00:14:35.820 but then like

00:14:36.340 women will take it

00:14:37.060 the wrong way

00:14:37.800 and then that's why

00:14:38.600 you get like a lot

00:14:39.320 of constant backlash

00:14:40.440 but I mean

00:14:42.000 I don't want to say

00:14:42.660 that to change

00:14:43.520 the way that you're

00:14:44.040 speaking

00:14:44.400 but like

00:14:44.860 if you maybe

00:14:45.480 correct it in a way

00:14:46.860 that people would

00:14:47.440 actually listen to you

00:14:48.440 okay

00:14:49.740 how do I word it

00:14:50.820 incorrectly

00:14:51.300 what do

00:14:51.660 am I too harsh

00:14:52.980 well I think

00:14:54.160 incorrectly

00:14:54.780 is probably a harsh word

00:14:55.940 am I

00:14:56.440 sorry

00:14:57.060 am I annoying you

00:14:58.180 no you're not

00:14:58.820 you're not

00:14:59.040 you're doing great

00:15:00.220 you're

00:15:00.760 I really appreciate you

00:15:02.140 no it's not like

00:15:04.720 I can't say

00:15:06.020 that you're saying

00:15:06.760 anything incorrectly

00:15:07.620 but I could

00:15:09.080 probably say

00:15:10.100 that

00:15:10.520 people

00:15:12.980 okay

00:15:13.480 so

00:15:14.500 I'm like

00:15:15.800 Gen Z

00:15:16.300 right

00:15:16.680 so like

00:15:17.640 yeah I'm Gen Z

00:15:19.480 unfortunately

00:15:20.360 so am I

00:15:21.020 that's the age

00:15:21.820 but um

00:15:23.640 no it's just like

00:15:24.940 uh

00:15:25.540 we're really

00:15:27.220 sensitive I guess

00:15:28.340 like people in my

00:15:29.180 generation are very

00:15:29.980 sensitive to like

00:15:31.020 how people like

00:15:31.580 word things

00:15:32.260 so like

00:15:32.800 it's kind of

00:15:34.020 tricky to

00:15:35.180 say

00:15:36.980 it's not a bad

00:15:38.040 thing it's just like

00:15:38.620 we're mad sensitive

00:15:39.500 like my parents are

00:15:40.600 not sensitive

00:15:41.200 you know what I mean

00:15:42.060 okay okay okay

00:15:43.340 what's your least

00:15:43.940 favorite race

00:15:44.660 my least favorite

00:15:47.520 race

00:15:48.020 yes

00:15:48.540 I have to say

00:15:52.300 Americans

00:15:52.980 just because there's

00:15:53.720 no like culture

00:15:54.480 behind it

00:15:55.160 what about your

00:15:56.940 least favorite

00:15:57.380 ethnicity

00:15:57.980 ethnicity

00:15:59.800 but

00:16:01.860 bro you're

00:16:03.000 probably like

00:16:03.560 there's probably

00:16:04.620 like 4,000 people

00:16:05.620 watching right now

00:16:06.400 it's like so bad

00:16:07.400 no I fell off

00:16:09.000 uh

00:16:11.700 my least favorite

00:16:13.700 ethnicity

00:16:14.200 I don't really have

00:16:15.360 a least favorite

00:16:16.040 ethnicity

00:16:16.540 to be honest

00:16:17.300 but

00:16:17.700 how about you

00:16:18.220 take that hat off

00:16:19.160 my hat

00:16:21.240 take it off

00:16:22.000 no dude

00:16:23.640 okay

00:16:25.460 have a great night

00:16:26.380 wait you guys are

00:16:27.240 hating on the monkey

00:16:27.920 content 98

00:16:28.640 shut the fuck up

00:16:29.540 what do you mean

00:16:29.880 you don't like

00:16:30.400 Bronson you don't

00:16:30.940 like monkey content

00:16:31.600 either

00:16:31.840 Sloan you don't

00:16:32.780 like monkey content

00:16:33.540 everyone's complaining

00:16:34.420 they're saying

00:16:34.800 check her JQ

00:16:35.520 temperature

00:16:35.880 what's your JQ

00:16:36.520 temperature

00:16:36.860 is it like

00:16:37.280 95

00:16:38.020 what is it at

00:16:39.040 she just got

00:16:42.400 freaked out

00:16:42.800 about it was AI

00:16:43.340 are you chewing

00:16:51.100 loud as fuck

00:16:51.760 you know that

00:16:52.200 fuck me hotter

00:16:55.680 I got smoke

00:17:07.120 I got smoke in my

00:17:07.360 bubble

00:17:07.640 oh I thought you

00:17:08.360 were crying

00:17:08.800 are you in

00:17:09.160 California

00:17:09.640 cough it out

00:17:21.360 ah

00:17:23.360 don't give me AIDS

00:17:25.820 back up

00:17:26.400 how old are you

00:17:31.800 you got like

00:17:32.140 50 year old

00:17:32.680 lungs

00:17:32.980 you got a

00:17:34.960 vape in your

00:17:35.320 hand too

00:17:35.700 you're vaping

00:17:36.980 and hitting a

00:17:37.560 bong

00:17:37.820 pick one

00:17:40.980 wait

00:17:44.200 wait

00:17:44.220 is that

00:17:44.800 are you

00:17:45.680 Willow

00:17:46.000 Smith

00:17:46.300 what

00:17:48.360 I wet

00:17:49.140 my hair

00:17:49.660 back and

00:17:50.080 fall

00:17:50.220 I wet

00:17:50.580 my hair

00:17:51.100 back

00:17:51.420 Willow

00:17:53.360 Smith is

00:17:53.780 darker than

00:17:54.400 me

00:17:54.660 you look pretty

00:17:56.500 black right now

00:17:57.140 maybe it's just

00:17:57.680 dark outside

00:17:58.200 why are you

00:18:03.240 outside like a

00:18:03.840 crackhead right

00:18:04.360 now

00:18:04.760 because it's

00:18:08.320 3 in the

00:18:09.160 morning and

00:18:09.700 it's quiet

00:18:10.240 and I

00:18:11.820 couldn't go

00:18:12.220 back to

00:18:12.580 sleep

00:18:12.880 oh okay

00:18:15.540 stop making

00:18:15.920 those like

00:18:16.460 sassy faces

00:18:17.640 at me

00:18:17.960 do you have

00:18:18.200 a boyfriend

00:18:18.560 yeah

00:18:20.560 oh

00:18:21.620 how old

00:18:22.140 is he

00:18:22.860 um

00:18:24.100 a girl

00:18:24.840 he's a

00:18:25.980 girl

00:18:26.260 girl

00:18:27.720 oh

00:18:28.440 okay

00:18:29.320 I don't

00:18:29.560 know

00:18:29.720 what the

00:18:30.100 california

00:18:30.640 transgender

00:18:30.980 stuff

00:18:31.260 but does

00:18:32.020 your boyfriend

00:18:32.400 have a

00:18:33.020 million subscriber

00:18:34.000 youtube plaque

00:18:34.600 no

00:18:37.020 no he

00:18:37.740 doesn't

00:18:38.140 you should

00:18:38.560 get one

00:18:38.840 like that

00:18:39.760 you're just

00:18:41.360 a fucking

00:18:41.780 asshole

00:18:42.320 I know

00:18:43.180 man but

00:18:43.580 girls love

00:18:44.000 assholes

00:18:44.480 what uh

00:18:45.220 does yours

00:18:45.540 smell good

00:18:46.080 what the

00:18:48.320 fuck is wrong

00:18:48.860 I don't know

00:18:49.620 I'm not

00:18:50.700 streaming I

00:18:51.040 don't know

00:18:51.220 why I started

00:18:51.680 off like that

00:18:52.300 but

00:18:52.600 you're lying

00:18:53.560 why don't

00:18:54.180 you get married

00:18:55.760 to your boyfriend

00:18:56.300 because we're

00:18:59.020 just not

00:18:59.400 married yet

00:19:00.080 what

00:19:00.460 what are you

00:19:00.900 waiting for

00:19:01.460 tied or not

00:19:02.320 that's a

00:19:06.940 sick

00:19:07.520 I'm not

00:19:08.400 worried you

00:19:08.840 know I'm

00:19:09.020 just I'm

00:19:09.960 lonely it's

00:19:10.660 4am there's

00:19:11.660 just nobody

00:19:12.060 to talk to

00:19:12.700 but a girl

00:19:13.540 like you

00:19:13.880 you're so

00:19:14.700 pretty I

00:19:15.120 love your

00:19:15.360 laugh and

00:19:15.740 the way

00:19:15.920 you vape

00:19:16.320 that's

00:19:17.820 you

00:19:18.700 are you

00:19:22.240 okay

00:19:22.580 I'm

00:19:24.640 great

00:19:25.000 I'm

00:19:25.420 great

00:19:25.640 what do

00:19:25.900 you rate

00:19:26.260 me 1

00:19:26.560 through

00:19:26.700 10

00:19:27.040 a

00:19:28.740 zero

00:19:29.100 what

00:19:33.860 about

00:19:34.000 my

00:19:34.180 aura

00:19:34.540 why are

00:19:36.080 you

00:19:36.260 looking

00:19:36.660 like

00:19:36.980 that

00:19:37.480 I feel

00:19:39.980 like you're

00:19:40.340 definitely

00:19:40.820 streaming

00:19:41.420 right now

00:19:41.840 I'm not

00:19:42.180 I think

00:19:42.460 you're just

00:19:42.680 high

00:19:43.000 no I

00:19:44.400 think

00:19:44.660 you're

00:19:44.920 definitely

00:19:45.340 streaming

00:19:45.800 right now

00:19:46.280 if I

00:19:46.840 was what

00:19:47.240 would you

00:19:47.500 say to

00:19:47.820 my

00:19:48.220 chat

00:19:48.580 what's

00:19:53.860 your most

00:19:54.160 controversial

00:19:54.700 opinion

00:19:55.240 I don't

00:19:58.760 fucking

00:19:59.100 know

00:19:59.520 what do

00:20:01.220 you know

00:20:01.660 you just

00:20:02.400 vape and

00:20:02.920 smoke outside

00:20:03.740 like a

00:20:04.180 fentanyl

00:20:04.600 yeah

00:20:05.620 that's your

00:20:06.100 life

00:20:06.400 great

00:20:10.960 great

00:20:11.380 great

00:20:11.640 great

00:20:11.860 why'd you

00:20:12.280 get the

00:20:12.520 nose ring

00:20:12.920 oh because

00:20:14.700 I like

00:20:15.100 them

00:20:15.360 there's

00:20:16.080 two of

00:20:16.460 them

00:20:16.640 you do

00:20:18.100 look like

00:20:18.480 willow

00:20:18.760 smith but

00:20:19.140 you just

00:20:19.560 sleep deprived

00:20:20.200 you look

00:20:21.000 like what

00:20:21.360 zendaya

00:20:21.780 thinks she

00:20:22.380 is in

00:20:22.720 euphoria

00:20:23.160 is that

00:20:26.360 a bad

00:20:26.620 thing or

00:20:26.860 a good

00:20:27.040 thing

00:20:27.220 wait

00:20:27.500 what

00:20:28.020 take it

00:20:30.260 how you

00:20:30.480 want it

00:20:31.000 you just

00:20:32.280 insulted the

00:20:33.000 fuck out

00:20:33.520 of me

00:20:33.940 you call

00:20:34.700 me a

00:20:35.000 zero out

00:20:35.340 of ten

00:20:35.580 and an

00:20:35.940 asshole

00:20:36.200 sweetheart

00:20:36.620 okay

00:20:38.600 I called

00:20:39.980 you zero

00:20:40.360 because I

00:20:40.800 have a

00:20:41.060 boyfriend

00:20:41.400 number

00:20:42.060 one

00:20:42.480 okay

00:20:42.800 okay

00:20:43.060 fair

00:20:43.300 fair

00:20:43.440 but

00:20:43.980 hypothetically

00:20:44.700 if you

00:20:45.000 didn't

00:20:45.160 have a

00:20:45.460 boyfriend

00:20:45.780 no

00:20:47.660 we're

00:20:47.940 not

00:20:48.100 doing

00:20:48.360 that

00:20:48.600 we're

00:20:48.760 not

00:20:48.900 doing

00:20:49.100 a

00:20:49.240 hypothetical

00:20:49.700 anyways

00:20:51.120 no

00:20:51.780 and

00:20:53.580 because

00:20:54.180 you

00:20:54.400 were

00:20:54.600 being

00:20:54.860 an

00:20:55.060 asshole

00:20:55.420 and

00:20:56.500 I'm

00:20:56.720 not

00:20:56.880 sleep

00:20:57.120 deprived

00:20:57.520 I just

00:20:57.960 have

00:20:58.140 natural

00:20:58.500 eye bags

00:20:59.000 I've

00:20:59.200 had

00:20:59.360 them

00:20:59.600 for as

00:21:00.600 long

00:21:00.760 as I

00:21:00.980 can

00:21:01.100 remember

00:21:01.500 and

00:21:02.460 that's

00:21:02.700 not

00:21:02.860 a

00:21:02.980 lie

00:21:03.160 how old

00:21:03.760 are you

00:21:04.080 I'm

00:21:05.660 fucking

00:21:06.040 18

00:21:06.560 you're

00:21:07.420 fucking

00:21:07.720 18

00:21:08.140 yeah

00:21:09.600 are you

00:21:13.420 lying

00:21:13.660 I like

00:21:14.940 your

00:21:15.080 nails

00:21:15.340 wait

00:21:15.540 can

00:21:15.640 you

00:21:15.700 bring

00:21:15.840 them

00:21:15.940 closer

00:21:16.240 oh

00:21:21.980 okay

00:21:22.240 okay

00:21:22.500 okay

00:21:22.820 what

00:21:23.180 ethnicity

00:21:23.580 do you

00:21:23.840 think

00:21:24.000 I am

00:21:24.320 because

00:21:24.580 they say

00:21:25.420 you know

00:21:25.900 they're saying

00:21:26.320 that we

00:21:26.980 look like

00:21:27.280 we belong

00:21:27.680 together

00:21:28.120 I told you

00:21:30.840 you were

00:21:31.160 streaming

00:21:31.680 no no no

00:21:32.260 I'm saying

00:21:32.740 that the

00:21:33.180 spirits in

00:21:33.880 my head

00:21:34.180 the voices

00:21:34.680 what the

00:21:35.420 fuck

00:21:35.700 ever

00:21:36.140 what the

00:21:36.840 fuck

00:21:37.160 ever

00:21:37.800 but

00:21:38.660 it's

00:21:38.920 okay

00:21:39.180 I don't

00:21:39.920 know

00:21:40.100 what the

00:21:40.400 fuck

00:21:40.640 you look

00:21:41.060 like

00:21:41.280 you are

00:21:41.700 I don't

00:21:42.300 know

00:21:42.580 what would

00:21:43.020 you get

00:21:43.200 say something

00:21:43.640 racist

00:21:43.960 to me

00:21:44.360 no

00:21:46.100 what

00:21:47.160 someone said

00:21:52.020 you look

00:21:52.300 like

00:21:52.480 Rigby

00:21:52.820 from the

00:21:53.160 regular

00:21:53.420 show

00:21:53.840 I don't

00:21:56.560 really

00:21:56.940 care

00:21:57.460 it's

00:21:58.060 okay

00:21:58.340 I think

00:21:59.720 you look

00:22:00.060 like me

00:22:00.560 if I

00:22:00.880 wasn't

00:22:01.640 a chink

00:22:02.160 like if

00:22:02.760 I was

00:22:03.100 just

00:22:03.380 Blasian

00:22:03.820 and a

00:22:04.740 girl

00:22:05.060 I'd

00:22:05.800 be

00:22:05.920 you

00:22:06.160 we

00:22:10.300 would

00:22:10.560 have

00:22:10.780 good

00:22:11.120 looking

00:22:11.340 kids

00:22:11.620 though

00:22:11.780 we

00:22:11.940 could

00:22:12.080 have

00:22:12.340 a

00:22:12.460 Zendaya

00:22:12.800 me

00:22:14.520 you

00:22:14.860 let's

00:22:15.260 make

00:22:15.460 a

00:22:15.560 Zendaya

00:22:15.960 and

00:22:16.300 then

00:22:16.440 think

00:22:16.600 about

00:22:16.740 how

00:22:16.860 much

00:22:17.000 money

00:22:17.200 we

00:22:17.360 can

00:22:17.460 make

00:22:17.600 she's

00:22:17.780 gonna

00:22:17.840 star

00:22:18.060 on

00:22:18.160 all

00:22:18.300 the

00:22:18.420 shows

00:22:18.800 she's

00:22:19.660 gonna

00:22:19.780 sigh

00:22:20.160 up

00:22:20.320 the

00:22:20.460 white

00:22:20.640 race

00:22:20.920 into

00:22:21.060 thinking

00:22:21.320 that

00:22:21.520 that's

00:22:21.720 attractive

00:22:22.160 me

00:22:23.820 and

00:22:23.980 you

00:22:24.060 we're

00:22:24.220 gonna

00:22:24.320 do it

00:22:24.600 and then

00:22:24.760 we

00:22:24.840 don't

00:22:24.960 need

00:22:25.060 to go

00:22:25.260 vape

00:22:25.500 in

00:22:25.620 parking

00:22:25.900 lots

00:22:26.100 anymore

00:22:26.360 I

00:22:26.760 gotta

00:22:26.940 take

00:22:27.220 you

00:22:27.360 out

00:22:27.480 of

00:22:27.540 that

00:22:27.680 hoodie

00:22:27.860 in

00:22:27.980 the

00:22:28.080 parking

00:22:28.320 lot

00:22:28.580 it's

00:22:30.020 bad

00:22:30.240 what

00:22:30.560 I know

00:22:34.820 you

00:22:34.920 don't

00:22:42.800 so

00:22:42.960 the

00:22:43.140 shrinkage

00:22:43.600 it

00:22:43.760 made

00:22:43.920 it

00:22:44.040 like

00:22:44.280 it's

00:22:45.080 like

00:22:45.260 to

00:22:45.460 my

00:22:45.640 head

00:22:45.900 hell

00:22:48.420 no

00:22:48.740 hell

00:22:50.620 no

00:22:51.040 hell

00:22:51.720 well

00:22:52.040 you're

00:22:52.240 I thought

00:22:52.640 if I'm

00:22:53.060 a zero

00:22:53.340 out of

00:22:53.560 ten

00:22:53.700 it

00:22:53.780 doesn't

00:22:53.960 matter

00:22:54.220 what

00:22:56.600 you

00:22:58.640 don't

00:22:58.840 find me

00:22:59.180 attractive

00:22:59.580 so

00:22:59.780 just

00:22:59.900 let me

00:23:00.080 see

00:23:00.180 your

00:23:00.280 hair

00:23:00.440 I

00:23:00.540 don't

00:23:02.180 care

00:23:02.440 if

00:23:02.600 I

00:23:02.680 don't

00:23:02.800 find

00:23:03.000 you

00:23:03.100 attractive

00:23:03.460 I

00:23:03.680 don't

00:23:03.840 ever

00:23:04.060 let

00:23:04.260 anybody

00:23:04.660 see

00:23:05.000 me

00:23:05.340 I

00:23:07.720 understand

00:23:08.060 you

00:23:08.320 want

00:23:08.520 to

00:23:08.600 keep

00:23:09.000 yourself

00:23:09.280 covered

00:23:09.520 that's

00:23:09.760 fair

00:23:09.960 okay

00:23:10.860 well

00:23:11.700 before

00:23:12.320 I

00:23:12.540 go

00:23:12.840 do

00:23:13.700 you

00:23:13.760 think

00:23:13.900 I'm

00:23:14.220 trying

00:23:14.380 to

00:23:14.480 study

00:23:14.660 my

00:23:14.860 geometry

00:23:15.280 can

00:23:15.560 you

00:23:15.640 name

00:23:15.800 three

00:23:16.060 countries

00:23:16.540 three

00:23:18.420 countries

00:23:19.040 yeah

00:23:19.380 there we

00:23:30.640 go

00:23:30.860 I just

00:23:31.820 named

00:23:32.040 them

00:23:32.200 in my

00:23:32.400 head

00:23:32.640 I

00:23:34.080 can't

00:23:34.560 hear

00:23:34.720 them

00:23:34.920 inside

00:23:35.600 we

00:23:36.000 are

00:23:36.140 not

00:23:36.420 there's

00:23:37.160 no

00:23:37.300 telepathy

00:23:38.040 well

00:23:39.580 that sucks

00:23:40.160 no

00:23:41.520 do

00:23:41.740 do

00:23:41.760 you

00:23:41.860 remember

00:23:42.240 what

00:23:42.460 I

00:23:42.600 am

00:23:42.860 all

00:23:43.200 I

00:23:43.340 do

00:23:43.500 is

00:23:43.680 sit

00:23:43.840 outside

00:23:44.220 and

00:23:44.400 smoke

00:23:44.680 and

00:23:44.860 I

00:23:45.240 don't

00:23:45.940 know

00:23:46.080 nothing

00:23:46.460 you

00:23:48.620 name

00:23:49.040 one

00:23:49.340 country

00:23:49.720 I'm

00:23:51.160 just

00:23:51.340 gonna

00:23:51.480 let

00:23:51.700 you

00:23:51.820 think

00:23:52.060 I'm

00:23:52.240 retarded

00:23:52.720 name

00:23:55.440 three

00:23:55.800 vape

00:23:56.160 flavors

00:23:56.580 I

00:23:58.780 don't

00:23:58.940 even

00:23:59.220 know

00:23:59.620 what

00:23:59.800 this

00:24:00.020 vape

00:24:00.280 flavor

00:24:00.560 is

00:24:01.060 you're

00:24:03.300 just

00:24:03.500 sucking

00:24:03.840 a

00:24:04.080 plastic

00:24:04.500 thing

00:24:04.760 you

00:24:04.880 bought

00:24:05.060 at

00:24:05.160 a

00:24:05.240 gas

00:24:05.460 station

00:24:05.720 you

00:24:05.840 don't

00:24:05.920 even

00:24:06.040 know

00:24:06.180 what's

00:24:06.380 in

00:24:06.460 it

00:24:06.800 yep

00:24:07.800 what do

00:24:10.360 you think

00:24:10.460 about

00:24:10.600 all right

00:24:12.620 so

00:24:13.000 since

00:24:13.660 you're

00:24:14.040 making me

00:24:14.320 think

00:24:14.480 you're

00:24:14.600 retarded

00:24:14.900 who

00:24:15.080 has

00:24:15.240 more

00:24:15.440 aura

00:24:15.780 Epstein

00:24:16.240 or

00:24:16.400 Diddy

00:24:16.740 no you

00:24:21.420 did not

00:24:21.800 just ask

00:24:22.360 me that

00:24:22.780 I love

00:24:23.180 the sound

00:24:23.460 of your

00:24:23.660 snort

00:24:24.020 that wasn't

00:24:26.100 a snort

00:24:26.700 that was

00:24:27.060 a

00:24:27.220 that was

00:24:28.280 good

00:24:28.540 your nose

00:24:29.360 sounds

00:24:29.960 good

00:24:30.300 you're

00:24:31.560 fucking

00:24:32.100 weird

00:24:32.800 you snort

00:24:33.600 like a

00:24:33.960 slut

00:24:34.340 you're

00:24:35.740 fucking

00:24:36.180 weird

00:24:37.020 I love

00:24:37.700 when you

00:24:37.940 snort

00:24:38.140 like that

00:24:38.500 baby girl

00:24:38.940 okay

00:24:39.600 all right

00:24:41.020 fine

00:24:41.280 can you

00:24:41.960 name

00:24:42.140 three

00:24:42.420 shapes

00:24:42.940 if you

00:24:43.300 can't

00:24:43.560 name

00:24:43.840 Diddy

00:24:44.480 or Epstein

00:24:44.980 or can

00:24:45.280 you just

00:24:45.560 tell me

00:24:46.000 three

00:24:46.220 shapes

00:24:46.700 shut

00:24:47.660 up

00:24:47.820 I'm

00:24:47.940 trying

00:24:48.100 to

00:24:48.200 find

00:24:48.300 my

00:24:48.440 lighter

00:24:48.700 shut

00:24:49.520 up

00:24:49.760 you

00:24:49.920 could

00:24:50.280 still

00:24:50.520 find

00:24:50.820 it

00:24:50.920 if

00:24:51.020 I'm

00:24:51.140 yapping

00:24:51.500 slut

00:24:53.160 yeah

00:24:53.840 bend

00:24:54.120 over

00:24:54.360 shut

00:24:54.700 the fuck

00:24:55.320 up

00:24:55.860 what the

00:24:56.260 fuck

00:24:56.500 is wrong

00:24:57.120 with you

00:24:57.540 you filthy

00:24:57.780 crackhead

00:24:58.300 slut

00:24:58.680 pick up

00:24:59.200 that

00:24:59.340 lighter

00:24:59.620 yeah

00:25:00.040 bend

00:25:02.220 over

00:25:02.460 again

00:25:02.780 pick up

00:25:03.340 that

00:25:03.460 light

00:25:03.640 off

00:25:03.780 the

00:25:03.940 floor

00:25:04.180 is

00:25:04.520 your

00:25:04.660 weird

00:25:04.880 ass

00:25:05.160 chat

00:25:05.500 telling you

00:25:05.940 to say

00:25:06.260 shit

00:25:06.420 like

00:25:06.660 that

00:25:06.960 I'm

00:25:07.600 not

00:25:07.700 even

00:25:07.880 streaming

00:25:08.200 right

00:25:08.400 now

00:25:08.540 I'm

00:25:09.320 not even

00:25:10.720 streaming

00:25:11.160 let me

00:25:11.580 see

00:25:11.820 see

00:25:12.660 what

00:25:12.920 behind

00:25:13.900 you

00:25:14.200 or

00:25:14.600 well

00:25:14.820 behind

00:25:15.100 the

00:25:15.280 camera

00:25:15.540 no

00:25:16.520 you

00:25:16.760 really

00:25:16.980 are

00:25:17.200 retarded

00:25:17.600 you're

00:25:18.700 fucking

00:25:19.000 retarded

00:25:19.460 I said

00:25:19.800 behind

00:25:20.060 the

00:25:20.240 camera

00:25:20.440 behind

00:25:20.740 the

00:25:20.960 camera

00:25:21.220 is

00:25:21.340 my

00:25:21.480 wall

00:25:21.900 dumb

00:25:22.280 fuck

00:25:22.520 come on

00:25:22.880 I know

00:25:23.760 the

00:25:23.980 vape is

00:25:24.500 frying your

00:25:24.900 brain

00:25:25.120 but you

00:25:25.560 want to

00:25:25.800 see

00:25:26.020 the

00:25:27.460 wall

00:25:28.040 all

00:25:28.720 around

00:25:29.180 show me

00:25:30.620 your hair

00:25:30.900 I'll show

00:25:31.220 you all

00:25:31.440 around

00:25:31.680 okay

00:25:31.960 no

00:25:32.780 come on

00:25:33.620 be a

00:25:33.840 good

00:25:33.960 slut

00:25:34.200 I'll

00:25:34.420 just

00:25:34.880 I'll

00:25:35.400 show

00:25:35.560 you

00:25:35.680 all

00:25:35.840 around

00:25:36.000 no

00:25:37.300 okay

00:25:38.460 hello

00:25:48.120 my

00:25:48.360 friend

00:25:48.800 my

00:25:52.000 friend

00:25:52.420 creepco

00:25:56.460 it is

00:25:56.780 what it

00:25:57.000 is

00:25:57.260 bro

00:25:57.700 you're

00:25:58.060 creeping

00:25:58.260 the

00:25:58.440 fuck

00:25:58.660 out

00:25:58.820 of

00:25:58.900 me

00:25:59.020 man

00:25:59.240 hello

00:26:05.340 you

00:26:05.540 said

00:26:05.820 yo

00:26:06.060 am I

00:26:06.300 chatting

00:26:06.520 while I

00:26:06.880 was

00:26:06.980 live

00:26:07.260 what's

00:26:07.500 up

00:26:07.620 Alex

00:26:07.860 are

00:26:09.380 you

00:26:09.580 are

00:26:10.380 you

00:26:10.500 Chinese

00:26:10.900 whoa

00:26:15.440 your

00:26:15.640 voice

00:26:15.900 is

00:26:16.080 warped

00:26:16.660 are

00:26:22.040 you

00:26:22.180 AI

00:26:22.460 what

00:26:25.720 do

00:26:25.820 you

00:26:25.920 look

00:26:26.080 like

00:26:26.260 can

00:26:26.380 I

00:26:26.480 see

00:26:26.620 you

00:26:27.000 huh

00:26:31.000 okay

00:26:34.740 okay

00:26:35.240 okay

00:26:35.620 bro

00:26:35.820 98

00:26:36.180 get

00:26:36.380 off

00:26:36.500 my

00:26:36.680 dick

00:26:36.880 and

00:26:36.980 just

00:26:37.140 enjoy

00:26:37.480 enjoy

00:26:37.500 the

00:26:37.660 monkey

00:26:37.860 content

00:26:38.220 what

00:26:38.400 do

00:26:38.460 you

00:26:38.480 want

00:26:38.600 me

00:26:38.660 to

00:26:38.740 call

00:26:38.860 bronson

00:26:39.260 so

00:26:39.400 that

00:26:39.520 he

00:26:39.600 can

00:26:39.700 just

00:26:39.860 say

00:26:40.040 the

00:26:40.380 n-word

00:26:40.740 over

00:26:40.920 and

00:26:41.020 over

00:26:41.120 again

00:26:41.320 what

00:26:41.460 he's

00:26:41.560 gonna

00:26:41.660 say

00:26:41.980 all

00:26:44.080 you

00:26:45.380 do

00:26:45.720 is

00:26:45.880 complain

00:26:46.200 bro

00:26:46.420 love

00:26:46.660 speeches

00:26:46.980 is

00:26:47.180 just

00:26:47.320 a

00:26:47.460 community

00:26:47.760 of

00:26:47.960 complainers

00:26:49.260 hey

00:26:51.660 money

00:26:51.980 whoa

00:26:53.360 can

00:26:55.500 can

00:26:55.520 can

00:26:55.540 can

00:26:55.560 take

00:26:55.800 take a

00:26:55.940 peek

00:26:56.140 at

00:26:56.280 you

00:26:56.580 uh

00:27:02.620 l

00:27:03.020 blacks

00:27:03.460 and

00:27:03.580 their

00:27:03.700 microphones

00:27:04.180 i

00:27:04.520 can't

00:27:04.740 hear

00:27:04.880 you

00:27:05.580 hello

00:27:07.700 i said

00:27:09.280 can i

00:27:09.640 take a

00:27:10.000 peek

00:27:10.220 at

00:27:10.380 you

00:27:10.760 what

00:27:13.340 kind

00:27:13.520 of

00:27:13.620 peek

00:27:13.880 i'm

00:27:14.500 saying

00:27:14.820 like

00:27:15.140 what

00:27:15.340 kind

00:27:15.520 of

00:27:15.640 peek

00:27:15.880 i want

00:27:16.520 to

00:27:16.620 take

00:27:16.760 a

00:27:16.860 real

00:27:17.020 good

00:27:17.240 peek

00:27:17.580 it

00:27:20.220 means

00:27:21.660 bite

00:27:22.260 that

00:27:22.560 bite

00:27:22.880 that

00:27:23.060 pikachu

00:27:23.400 ear

00:27:23.560 for

00:27:23.700 me

00:27:24.660 come

00:27:29.320 on

00:27:29.560 kiss

00:27:30.560 kiss

00:27:30.980 pikachu

00:27:31.400 kiss

00:27:31.660 pikachu

00:27:32.120 kiss

00:27:34.220 pikachu

00:27:34.620 for him

00:27:35.300 money

00:27:35.800 kiss

00:27:36.200 it

00:27:36.460 fuck

00:27:36.840 no

00:27:37.340 come

00:27:37.960 money

00:27:38.260 no

00:27:39.500 only

00:27:39.820 nigga

00:27:40.140 i kiss

00:27:40.560 my

00:27:40.860 man

00:27:41.420 hey

00:27:41.780 pikachu

00:27:42.160 ain't

00:27:42.380 no

00:27:42.520 nigga

00:27:42.760 that's

00:27:43.000 a

00:27:43.120 yellow

00:27:43.360 ass

00:27:43.780 fucking

00:27:44.760 pokemon

00:27:45.300 just

00:27:45.600 kiss

00:27:45.820 him

00:27:46.320 oh

00:27:46.580 fucking

00:27:47.140 pokemon

00:27:47.860 is that

00:27:48.960 what i

00:27:49.160 sound

00:27:49.300 like

00:27:49.540 oh

00:27:50.280 you're

00:27:50.480 cooking

00:27:50.700 me

00:27:50.880 just

00:27:51.060 kiss

00:27:51.280 it

00:27:51.380 now

00:27:51.940 just

00:27:53.440 kiss

00:27:53.780 it

00:27:54.040 okay

00:27:55.460 finger

00:27:55.960 it a

00:27:56.220 little

00:27:56.340 bit

00:27:56.460 with

00:27:56.600 two

00:27:56.780 fingers

00:27:57.220 whoa

00:27:58.240 we

00:28:00.080 can't

00:28:00.500 violate

00:28:00.860 pikachu

00:28:01.460 what the

00:28:01.940 fuck

00:28:02.160 is

00:28:02.320 going

00:28:02.520 oh

00:28:03.100 it's

00:28:03.440 just

00:28:03.660 a

00:28:03.880 little

00:28:04.040 stuffed

00:28:04.360 animal

00:28:04.760 why

00:28:05.020 are you

00:28:05.160 being

00:28:05.300 weird

00:28:05.580 about

00:28:05.840 it

00:28:06.620 okay

00:28:09.060 yeah

00:28:09.580 i don't

00:28:10.000 even

00:28:10.180 know

00:28:10.360 how old

00:28:10.660 you are

00:28:10.960 so

00:28:11.180 i'm

00:28:11.380 gonna

00:28:11.500 leave

00:28:11.860 oh

00:28:12.320 oh

00:28:12.940 gotta

00:28:25.440 catch

00:28:25.860 him

00:28:26.200 hey

00:28:28.460 how old

00:28:28.760 are you

00:28:29.040 fuck

00:28:31.360 am i ugly

00:28:32.480 shot

00:28:32.820 murky

00:28:36.580 mei

00:28:43.460 chan

00:28:43.820 haram

00:28:47.980 police

00:28:48.280 get your

00:28:48.580 mans

00:28:48.880 bro

00:28:49.360 like

00:28:49.660 can you

00:28:50.500 just

00:28:50.900 religious

00:28:53.240 skippos

00:28:53.840 calm

00:28:55.460 down

00:28:55.780 what

00:28:56.900 kind

00:28:57.220 of

00:28:57.420 muslim

00:28:57.800 are you

00:28:58.360 bro

00:28:58.600 like

00:28:58.880 muslims

00:28:59.560 can't joke

00:28:59.980 is that

00:29:02.480 what being

00:29:02.740 a muslim

00:29:03.020 is you

00:29:03.200 can never

00:29:03.420 joke

00:29:03.640 hey

00:29:03.980 chio

00:29:04.420 are you

00:29:04.940 from

00:29:05.100 italy

00:29:05.360 yeah

00:29:06.860 do you

00:29:07.860 speak

00:29:08.020 english

00:29:08.340 yeah

00:29:09.820 nice to

00:29:11.300 meet you

00:29:11.620 i don't

00:29:12.180 know

00:29:12.420 how do

00:29:12.700 you say

00:29:12.880 hello

00:29:13.120 in italian

00:29:13.740 ciao

00:29:15.780 how's

00:29:18.260 your night

00:29:18.480 going

00:29:18.760 how's

00:29:22.620 your day

00:29:22.860 going

00:29:23.200 good

00:29:24.960 very

00:29:25.940 good

00:29:26.240 do you

00:29:26.900 have

00:29:27.180 a

00:29:28.160 boyfriend

00:29:28.540 no

00:29:30.220 no

00:29:31.280 why not

00:29:31.620 why are

00:29:31.940 you hiding

00:29:32.260 yourself

00:29:32.720 from the

00:29:33.060 camera

00:29:33.320 i don't

00:29:34.980 know

00:29:35.200 it's okay

00:29:36.720 i'm like

00:29:37.100 mamma mia

00:29:37.820 i want to

00:29:38.180 see you

00:29:39.100 oh

00:29:43.720 how old

00:29:44.260 are you

00:29:45.100 18

00:29:48.220 oh

00:29:49.260 you're

00:29:49.440 18

00:29:49.800 okay

00:29:50.800 well

00:29:51.080 how about

00:29:52.560 you be

00:29:52.840 peach

00:29:53.140 and i

00:29:53.360 be

00:29:53.500 mario

00:29:54.040 i want

00:29:58.260 to go

00:29:58.560 punch

00:29:59.000 the

00:29:59.180 coins

00:29:59.460 out

00:29:59.640 of

00:29:59.720 you

00:29:59.940 bring

00:30:00.900 bring

00:30:01.260 bring

00:30:01.720 ah

00:30:05.940 great

00:30:06.500 great

00:30:07.120 great

00:30:07.380 three

00:30:07.780 you're

00:30:08.080 fucking

00:30:08.360 are you

00:30:14.260 filipino

00:30:14.700 filipino

00:30:24.520 filipino

00:30:25.300 filipino

00:30:30.220 what's

00:30:31.380 great

00:30:33.480 What's up my niggas what's up my niggas was crack

00:30:48.280 Bro was rising his cousin, okay, okay

00:30:53.860 Hello bro

00:30:58.020 Yes, bro, yes, bro. You're in the store. Let me get discount

00:31:01.780 She's my store mobile store your wife's store. Oh, okay

00:31:07.900 My phone and any anything I want

00:31:14.260 Okay, great incest Riz you're fucking weird GTA move on with the times GTA six times this game is done

00:31:22.720 Kill a civilian right now if you're real

00:31:25.460 Kill a city

00:31:27.460 Kill a city right now

00:31:31.780 Crash it to a car crash the car

00:31:41.840 You're born there's just like nothing to you and I hope you I hope you lose the game

00:31:47.020 GTA RP, you know, it's been a minute. I'm pre-recorded. Why is he why I see you bro?

00:31:51.120 Shetty is Iraq streaming right now?

00:31:59.180 Sorry

00:32:01.180 Angel nice to meet you

00:32:03.180 Hello

00:32:05.180 Nice to meet you. How you doing?

00:32:07.180 You're lagging a little bit, but how's your night going?

00:32:11.180 Great

00:32:12.180 Wait

00:32:13.180 Wait, why are people streaming? There's nobody wants to see you play this game

00:32:19.180 GCRP is not a bad idea before it before Tom Brady

00:32:25.240 GCRP is not a bad idea before it before Tom Brady

00:32:31.300 Oh, he's not live. Oh, it's okay

00:32:33.300 Hello, bro

00:32:35.300 Hello, bro. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. You're from India

00:32:38.740 Where are you bro?

00:32:40.300 Where am I bro?

00:32:41.300 I'm from America

00:32:43.300 America

00:32:44.300 Where are you from bro?

00:32:45.300 I'm from America

00:32:47.300 America?

00:32:48.300 Yes, bro

00:32:49.300 Okay, okay

00:32:51.300 I'm from India

00:32:52.300 You're from India. Are you Hindu?

00:32:54.300 Hindu, Hindu, Vishnu

00:32:58.300 Why are Indians always laughing?

00:33:02.300 Oh man

00:33:04.300 Hey nice to meet you

00:33:15.300 Do this

00:33:17.300 Why should I do what you tell me to do?

00:33:21.300 Oh my god, come on do this

00:33:23.300 I'll do this if you squeeze your nose

00:33:28.300 Okay, wait, what kind of game are you playing?

00:33:30.300 I'm just have to squeeze your nose simple

00:33:34.300 You squeeze yours

00:33:40.300 Do it three times

00:33:43.300 You must think this is crazy good A.I. if I have to squeeze it three times

00:33:46.300 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

00:33:50.300 So what you been up to?

00:33:51.300 I'm chilling what you been up to?

00:33:55.300 Mmm, I don't know

00:33:57.300 I just like

00:33:59.300 On his hat

00:34:00.300 I don't know

00:34:01.300 I'm kind of bored

00:34:02.300 What did you do tonight?

00:34:05.300 I

00:34:08.300 Did nothing actually

00:34:09.300 So

00:34:10.300 I was going to come here and like kind of

00:34:12.300 Am I not doing this so

00:34:14.300 Yeah, just yap to some random strangers

00:34:16.300 Uh, what's the best conversation you've had so far?

00:34:19.300 Literally nothing

00:34:20.300 No one's fucking interesting tonight

00:34:22.300 Everyone's boring. Okay. So you want to spice it up?

00:34:25.300 Yes, sure

00:34:26.300 Okay, we'll say our

00:34:28.300 Wait

00:34:29.300 Oh fuck. Sorry

00:34:30.300 I was just getting interested in the conversation and I thought you just skipped me

00:34:32.300 Fine. Tell me your least favorite race

00:34:38.300 There we go. Olivia's about to cook

00:34:44.300 None

00:34:46.300 And you're complaining about people being boring

00:34:48.300 I know

00:34:49.300 I know what game you're playing

00:34:50.300 What game am I playing?

00:34:52.300 Wait, wait, wait. How do you feel?

00:34:55.300 Wait, how do you feel?

00:34:56.300 Here we go

00:34:57.300 Ask anything

00:34:59.300 Okay, wait

00:35:00.300 This is this is my question for you

00:35:03.300 Your opinions

00:35:05.300 On moist critical

00:35:07.300 Stop doing the lean clap

00:35:08.300 Why are you doing the

00:35:12.300 What are your thoughts?

00:35:13.300 You tell me first

00:35:14.300 I'll tell you because I squeeze my nose

00:35:18.300 Okay, because I squeeze your nose

00:35:20.300 This is my opinion

00:35:21.300 So basically

00:35:22.300 I don't know

00:35:23.300 I watch him sometimes

00:35:24.300 He's a cool dude, but

00:35:25.300 I saw you on his channel

00:35:26.300 So

00:35:28.300 You kind of made like a feature

00:35:29.300 On there

00:35:31.300 Yeah, I did

00:35:32.300 Tell me one opinion that he has that you like

00:35:37.300 I don't watch him like that good

00:35:38.300 But I don't know

00:35:39.300 There's some good videos of his

00:35:41.300 Okay, so you listen to him talk regularly, correct?

00:35:46.300 Not regularly, but like every now and then

00:35:48.300 Okay, but you've listened to him speak quite a bit

00:35:50.300 Camera microphone talk, right?

00:35:52.300 Yeah, yeah

00:35:54.300 Yeah, yeah

00:35:55.300 What's one thing he says that you like?

00:35:59.300 I don't know. I just like how he's

00:36:01.300 Loki kind of like intelligent

00:36:03.300 He's kind of like studious

00:36:04.300 But like you got like a sleeper build

00:36:05.300 So it's just like okay

00:36:06.300 It kind of balances out

00:36:07.300 You know what I mean?

00:36:08.300 Okay. Well, what is he said that's intelligent?

00:36:12.300 Um

00:36:14.300 Okay, wait

00:36:15.300 What point are you trying to prove right now?

00:36:16.300 What are you trying to prove right now?

00:36:17.300 I'm just asking

00:36:20.300 Um, I don't know

00:36:21.300 I don't remember any of his points, but

00:36:23.300 I'm just saying I saw you on his channel once

00:36:25.300 So you think he's intelligent

00:36:27.300 But you don't know one thing that he says

00:36:29.300 You can't name anything that's smart

00:36:35.300 Not that I can

00:36:37.300 Stay on the top of my head, but

00:36:38.300 I see my point is like

00:36:41.300 That's crazy that you can listen to somebody

00:36:44.300 And have opinions about something

00:36:45.300 Say they're studious and intelligent

00:36:46.300 And you don't know like one thing

00:36:48.300 They've ever said

00:36:49.300 That's funny or smart

00:36:51.300 What is you trying to argue?

00:36:52.300 Come on

00:36:53.300 No, I'm not trying to argue

00:36:54.300 I'm not trying to argue

00:36:55.300 But you said you wanted to meet someone spicy

00:36:56.300 You brought this up, so

00:36:57.300 And obviously I

00:36:58.300 The one thing that I could think of

00:36:59.300 Was like it's a

00:37:00.300 It's a mag

00:37:01.300 It's not a clip

00:37:02.300 Buddy pal

00:37:03.300 Hey, I'm from New York

00:37:04.300 New York niggas say clip

00:37:05.300 That's what we say

00:37:06.300 It's clip

00:37:08.300 Okay

00:37:12.300 Okay, so who else do you watch?

00:37:16.300 Um

00:37:17.300 I watch a lot of like

00:37:18.300 I don't know

00:37:19.300 It kind of alters like how I feel

00:37:20.300 I watch like Cody Ko

00:37:22.300 Do you like him?

00:37:24.300 You like the NPC

00:37:25.300 No, no, no, no, no

00:37:26.300 I know girls like you

00:37:27.300 Tell me

00:37:28.300 Okay, so you like Cody Ko

00:37:29.300 So you like no

00:37:30.300 You think Noel Miller's really funny?

00:37:33.300 I'd say so

00:37:34.300 Yeah, I'd say like they're kind of funny

00:37:35.300 They're kind of funny

00:37:36.300 Do you listen to

00:37:37.300 Do you listen to Russ?

00:37:41.300 No

00:37:42.300 Okay, do you listen to

00:37:43.300 And it's not

00:37:44.300 Macklemore?

00:37:45.300 That video

00:37:47.300 Um

00:37:49.300 I used to

00:37:50.300 Used to

00:37:51.300 You're vaccinated, right?

00:37:52.300 Like

00:37:53.300 Like barely

00:37:54.300 No, not really

00:37:55.300 You vaccinated?

00:37:58.300 Am I vaccinated?

00:37:59.300 Yeah

00:38:00.300 Yeah, you are

00:38:01.300 Yeah, you are

00:38:02.300 Yeah, you are

00:38:03.300 Oh my god

00:38:04.300 I have a microchip in my arm

00:38:05.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:38:06.300 You're vaccinated

00:38:07.300 See, Cody Ko

00:38:08.300 Moist Critical is like vaccinated content

00:38:10.300 You know what I mean?

00:38:12.300 So you're unvaccinated content

00:38:14.300 Exactly

00:38:15.300 I'm schizoautistic

00:38:16.300 Unvaccinated

00:38:17.300 Racist content

00:38:18.300 That's what I am

00:38:22.300 Nice

00:38:23.300 Nice, nice, nice

00:38:24.300 But it's fine

00:38:25.300 How old are you?

00:38:26.300 I ain't 20

00:38:31.300 Leave it at that

00:38:32.300 I'm not gonna be weird about it

00:38:33.300 We're just having a conversation

00:38:34.300 But

00:38:35.300 What do you think about

00:38:37.300 What do you think about Trump?

00:38:41.300 I honestly

00:38:42.300 Have been so lost

00:38:44.300 In

00:38:45.300 Politics

00:38:46.300 I honestly don't even know anymore

00:38:47.300 But I just know that

00:38:48.300 I used to really not like him

00:38:51.300 Did you post a black square

00:38:52.300 On Instagram?

00:38:53.300 Ask me all these questions right now

00:38:56.300 That are like

00:38:57.300 That you know

00:38:58.300 The answer to

00:38:59.300 I know

00:39:00.300 Because

00:39:03.300 Prove to me that you're not an NPC

00:39:04.300 Prove to me that you're not an NPC

00:39:06.300 That you're not a bot

00:39:09.300 Wait, how would I be a bot?

00:39:12.300 How are you a bot?

00:39:15.300 No

00:39:16.300 No, no, no

00:39:17.300 You're not a bot like AI

00:39:18.300 You're a bot like

00:39:19.300 You believe in the programming

00:39:23.300 No

00:39:25.300 I'm very like out of touch

00:39:26.300 With everything right now

00:39:27.300 I have no idea what the fuck is going on

00:39:28.300 With Drake and Kendrick

00:39:29.300 I have no idea what the fuck is going on

00:39:30.300 With you

00:39:32.300 I don't

00:39:33.300 Know anything

00:39:34.300 That's fair

00:39:35.300 So you're not really tapped into social media

00:39:36.300 Are you in

00:39:37.300 Is this a dorm? Where are you?

00:39:38.300 Okay

00:39:40.300 What?

00:39:41.300 Is this a dorm? Where are you?

00:39:43.300 In my room

00:39:45.300 In college?

00:39:48.300 Nah

00:39:49.300 Is that aight?

00:39:54.300 That was the worst pan of ever

00:39:56.300 You just like

00:39:58.300 I can't

00:39:59.300 I can't just show Sneeko like my room right now

00:40:01.300 Like it's kinda messy

00:40:03.300 Hey, you wanted to spice it up a little bit

00:40:07.300 Spice it up?

00:40:08.300 How am I supposed to spice this up?

00:40:09.300 Wait

00:40:12.300 I don't know how to entertain you

00:40:15.300 No, you don't need to entertain me

00:40:16.300 It's fine

00:40:17.300 I'll figure it out, okay?

00:40:18.300 I think you're

00:40:19.300 There's an interesting person in there somewhere

00:40:21.300 Okay?

00:40:22.300 There's something in there

00:40:23.300 Where are you from?

00:40:24.300 Bitch!

00:40:25.300 Fuck you!

00:40:26.300 Ew!

00:40:27.300 Don't do this

00:40:29.300 Later?

00:40:30.300 Okay, just give me the benefit of the doubt

00:40:31.300 By the end of this call

00:40:32.300 I'm gonna teach you what this means

00:40:36.300 Teach it to me right now

00:40:38.300 Don't tell me what to do first off

00:40:39.300 I need to slowly get there

00:40:41.300 First of all

00:40:43.300 A slight command

00:40:44.300 Come on, can you take it?

00:40:45.300 You dislike men?

00:40:46.300 Tell me what this is

00:40:49.300 Well, I'm gonna get there

00:40:50.300 Because

00:40:51.300 Do you actually want to know what this means?

00:40:55.300 Yes, I do

00:40:56.300 Okay

00:40:57.300 For me to do that

00:40:58.300 You need to pay attention

00:40:59.300 And it's gonna change the entire perception of your world view forever

00:41:03.300 Everything the way you see it

00:41:04.300 No, Wallahi

00:41:05.300 Everything the way you see it from now on

00:41:06.300 If I tell you what this means

00:41:08.300 Is forever over

00:41:09.300 You are not gonna stop noticing

00:41:11.300 You are not gonna see the patterns

00:41:12.300 You're not gonna stop seeing the patterns

00:41:13.300 You're not gonna stop seeing the patterns

00:41:14.300 Every time you check on Wikipedia Early Life

00:41:15.300 Any time you watch a movie

00:41:16.300 Listen to music

00:41:17.300 I promise you

00:41:18.300 Wallahi

00:41:19.300 You will never be the same

00:41:20.300 Okay?

00:41:21.300 Ready?

00:41:22.300 Yes

00:41:23.300 Okay

00:41:27.300 Sorry

00:41:28.300 I didn't know

00:41:29.300 I didn't know how to answer that

00:41:30.300 Okay

00:41:31.300 It's fine

00:41:32.300 Where are you from?

00:41:33.300 Hawaii

00:41:34.300 Oh

00:41:35.300 Do you surf?

00:41:38.300 I try

00:41:39.300 I try to get out there

00:41:40.300 My friends are a lot better at surfing than me

00:41:42.300 Okay

00:41:43.300 So

00:41:44.300 Hawaii

00:41:45.300 We're a sneak up

00:41:46.300 So

00:41:47.300 I'm from New York

00:41:48.300 But I live in Miami now

00:41:52.300 How's it like over there?

00:41:53.300 It's great

00:41:54.300 So the reason I left New York

00:41:55.300 Is because

00:41:56.300 Beneath the city

00:41:57.300 They have these underground tunnels

00:41:59.300 Right?

00:42:00.300 And you ever see the videos of the people that were going into the tunnels underground

00:42:02.300 They kind of like covered it up automatically

00:42:06.300 No?

00:42:07.300 Wait

00:42:08.300 What the fuck was that about?

00:42:09.300 It was crazy, right?

00:42:10.300 This was a couple months ago

00:42:11.300 But the media did not cover this

00:42:12.300 Because the tunnels actually connected to a synagogue

00:42:15.300 Do you know what a synagogue is?

00:42:18.300 Explain it to me

00:42:19.300 So a synagogue is a Jewish temple, right?

00:42:21.300 Judaism is great

00:42:22.300 Great religion

00:42:23.300 But

00:42:24.300 There's some people

00:42:25.300 Within that religion

00:42:26.300 That believe in something called Zionism

00:42:28.300 Do you know what that is?

00:42:32.300 Explain it to me

00:42:33.300 So Zionism is a political ideology

00:42:35.300 Where people believe that

00:42:37.300 The space of Israel is theirs

00:42:38.300 They're the chosen people

00:42:39.300 So they deserve this land

00:42:40.300 And it doesn't matter what they have to do

00:42:41.300 They will

00:42:42.300 Stomple

00:42:43.300 They will get rid of houses

00:42:44.300 They will genocide the people of Palestine

00:42:46.300 Because they deserve this land

00:42:50.300 Damn

00:42:51.300 Yeah, it's pretty crazy, right?

00:42:52.300 That's kind of

00:42:54.300 So they're going down there?

00:42:55.300 For that reason?

00:42:56.300 Right

00:42:57.300 So the tunnels in New York

00:42:58.300 It's so far away from Israel

00:43:00.300 But the same people

00:43:01.300 There's 2% of the population, right?

00:43:02.300 And even a smaller percent are Zionists

00:43:04.300 But a lot of them

00:43:05.300 They go into these tunnels underground

00:43:07.300 Not only that

00:43:08.300 These tunnels that connected to the synagogue

00:43:10.300 All the world leaders

00:43:11.300 Like Hillary Clinton

00:43:12.300 Joe Biden

00:43:13.300 All these United Nations

00:43:14.300 These people all had to go

00:43:15.300 And visit the synagogue

00:43:16.300 This little synagogue

00:43:17.300 In New York City and Brooklyn

00:43:18.300 Why are they going there?

00:43:19.300 There's a major coincidence, right?

00:43:20.300 Okay, so

00:43:23.300 Okay, so

00:43:25.300 Let me ask you a question

00:43:26.300 Okay

00:43:28.300 Okay

00:43:29.300 Do you believe in the fact that

00:43:31.300 Hillary Clinton was part of that little like

00:43:33.300 Pizza Hut fucking thing

00:43:34.300 Where she would like

00:43:35.300 Send little kids for human trafficking?

00:43:37.300 I do 100%

00:43:38.300 And then eat them?

00:43:39.300 Is what I'm saying?

00:43:40.300 I do believe that

00:43:41.300 Like the Pizzagate is a conspiracy

00:43:42.300 You do that

00:43:43.300 Yep

00:43:44.300 You believe the whole thing?

00:43:45.300 You believe like the eating babies?

00:43:47.300 So within every conspiracy

00:43:49.300 They try to make it extremely absurd

00:43:51.300 So that people immediately like you

00:43:53.300 The bots

00:43:54.300 Will be like

00:43:55.300 That's crazy

00:43:56.300 They're crazy

00:43:57.300 Do not call me that

00:43:58.300 Do not

00:43:59.300 Don't call me that

00:44:00.300 Okay, I won't call you that bot

00:44:01.300 Let's just get that out

00:44:02.300 I won't call you that bot

00:44:03.300 But

00:44:04.300 They always try to put in these weird details

00:44:06.300 And all the conspiracies

00:44:07.300 So that people ignore what's really going on

00:44:09.300 What's really going on

00:44:10.300 Is there's a child human trafficking ring

00:44:12.300 All over the world

00:44:13.300 Where major leaders will go and have sex with children

00:44:15.300 Because they tried to conjure the devil

00:44:17.300 Because they tried to do the most inhumane disgusting things

00:44:20.300 And a lot of them do this on a place called Epstein's Island

00:44:22.300 Have you heard of that?

00:44:25.300 I've heard about that, yeah

00:44:26.300 Right

00:44:27.300 Do you know what Epstein, Harvey Weinstein

00:44:30.300 A lot of these names have in common, right?

00:44:32.300 You know about Dan Schneider

00:44:33.300 You know about these people, correct?

00:44:37.300 People that are kind of like associated with that stuff

00:44:41.300 Yeah, I know

00:44:42.300 Yeah, I've heard about them

00:44:43.300 Right, right, right

00:44:44.300 So you bring up Hillary Clinton

00:44:45.300 It's a great example

00:44:46.300 If you know that most of her donors

00:44:47.300 Do you know the people that fund her

00:44:48.300 Are the people that fund Joe Biden?

00:44:53.300 No, I don't

00:44:54.300 Right, so Joe Biden's whole family

00:44:55.300 Not only are they married in

00:44:57.300 Okay, now

00:44:58.300 In these bot alexations right now

00:45:01.300 Like

00:45:02.300 No, it's fine, it's fine

00:45:03.300 It's okay to be a bot

00:45:04.300 I was a bot

00:45:05.300 I mean, we all have a bot pass

00:45:09.300 A bot pass, okay

00:45:10.300 We do

00:45:11.300 So there's these people

00:45:12.300 The most powerful people in the world

00:45:14.300 That control the banks

00:45:15.300 They control politicians

00:45:16.300 They control media

00:45:17.300 They control all these things

00:45:18.300 And they even control a lot of the media that you enjoy

00:45:20.300 Like BatTube, for example

00:45:21.300 YouTube is funded by

00:45:22.300 You know, Susan Wojcicki is also Jewish

00:45:25.300 Right? Epstein is Jewish

00:45:27.300 Harvey Weinstein

00:45:29.300 He was apparently graphing all these people

00:45:31.300 Doing the link clap so you understand

00:45:32.300 Jewish

00:45:33.300 All these people, right?

00:45:34.300 Jews are great

00:45:35.300 There's a lot of great Jewish people

00:45:36.300 But there's a group

00:45:37.300 A specific small group of people

00:45:39.300 That control the entire world

00:45:41.300 Through banking, media

00:45:42.300 They control our minds

00:45:43.300 They make us think certain things

00:45:44.300 They push the vaccine on us

00:45:45.300 So you get vaccinated

00:45:46.300 They make you think that Trump is an evil person

00:45:48.300 They make you think that Moist Critical is smart

00:45:50.300 But he's not even saying anything

00:45:52.300 You think he's intelligent

00:45:54.300 Do not

00:45:55.300 Okay

00:45:56.300 I was, all I was asking was

00:46:00.300 If it was true that I saw you on there

00:46:04.300 You did see me on there

00:46:05.300 But why do you think

00:46:06.300 Do you know why I was banned on YouTube

00:46:07.300 And why Moist Critical is allowed on YouTube?

00:46:11.300 Why is that?

00:46:12.300 Because you think he's intelligent

00:46:14.300 But he's not ever spoken about

00:46:15.300 The conflict in Israel and Palestine

00:46:17.300 Why is that?

00:46:18.300 If he's so intellectual

00:46:19.300 And he talks about world politics

00:46:21.300 And he's studious and he's researching

00:46:22.300 He should talk about the most important issue

00:46:24.300 That's happening right now

00:46:25.300 And he's not

00:46:26.300 Have you seen a video?

00:46:31.300 I'm not sure

00:46:32.300 Absolutely not

00:46:33.300 So people who speak about Zionism

00:46:34.300 You know what they do?

00:46:35.300 They cancel them

00:46:36.300 Because they're not

00:46:37.300 You're supposed to be pro-Israel

00:46:38.300 And every content creator

00:46:39.300 Every celebrity

00:46:40.300 They all know this

00:46:41.300 Every hip-hop artist

00:46:42.300 They all know that

00:46:43.300 You can't talk about this one issue

00:46:44.300 Do you remember

00:46:45.300 When Ye was talking about this back in 2022?

00:46:47.300 Kanye West?

00:46:51.300 Possibly, yeah

00:46:52.300 Yeah, where he said something

00:46:53.300 He said that he loves everybody

00:46:54.300 He's a Christian

00:46:55.300 Are you a Christian?

00:46:59.300 I don't know

00:47:00.300 I'm trying to figure it out

00:47:01.300 I used to be a Catholic

00:47:03.300 Yeah, so did I

00:47:04.300 I grew up Catholic as well

00:47:05.300 Are you a Christian?

00:47:06.300 I grew up Catholic

00:47:07.300 But I became a Muslim

00:47:08.300 Oh, you're a Muslim?

00:47:11.300 I am, I am

00:47:12.300 But it's a Christian belief

00:47:13.300 Right?

00:47:14.300 You remember Catholicism

00:47:15.300 Jesus

00:47:16.300 He said that

00:47:17.300 Jesus' belief was that

00:47:18.300 We should love everybody

00:47:19.300 We should love thy enemy

00:47:24.300 Right?

00:47:25.300 Kanye West of 2022

00:47:26.300 Now known as Ye

00:47:27.300 He said, I love Hitler

00:47:28.300 Because I love everybody

00:47:29.300 When he said that

00:47:30.300 Guess what happened?

00:47:31.300 They removed his bank account

00:47:32.300 Chase got rid of his bank account

00:47:33.300 You know what else?

00:47:34.300 They deleted him off of all social media

00:47:35.300 You know who's not deleted off all social media

00:47:37.300 And still has his bank account?

00:47:38.300 Drake

00:47:39.300 You know who's accused of being a woman beater?

00:47:41.300 Kendrick Lamar

00:47:42.300 He still has access to all these things

00:47:43.300 The one thing you can't speak about

00:47:45.300 Is Zionist power

00:47:47.300 Is their control over the entire world

00:47:49.300 Because they control all the websites that you like

00:47:51.300 You know Mark Zuckerberg?

00:47:52.300 Guess what religion he is?

00:47:53.300 I have no idea

00:47:57.300 He's also Jewish

00:47:58.300 Look at the names

00:47:59.300 Berg, Epstein, Weinstein

00:48:01.300 You know

00:48:02.300 Have you ever heard of the actor Jonah Hill?

00:48:06.300 You don't fuck with him?

00:48:07.300 No

00:48:08.300 Jonah Hill's a really funny guy

00:48:09.300 But do you know what his real name is?

00:48:12.300 What is it?

00:48:13.300 Is it Sneeko?

00:48:14.300 No, it's not Sneeko

00:48:15.300 It's something far worse

00:48:17.300 I'm joking

00:48:18.300 It's Jonah Hill Feldstein

00:48:21.300 Jonah Hill Feldstein

00:48:22.300 He changed his name

00:48:23.300 So that he can get more roles

00:48:24.300 So people wouldn't always be like

00:48:25.300 Oh, look at all the Jews that dominate Hollywood

00:48:27.300 His real name is so obviously Jewish

00:48:29.300 But he doesn't want to have that perception on him

00:48:31.300 A lot of these Jews go undercover

00:48:33.300 They change their names

00:48:34.300 They change their

00:48:35.300 They try to blend in

00:48:36.300 Are you white?

00:48:39.300 Yes

00:48:40.300 See, the secret is

00:48:41.300 A lot of these Zionists

00:48:42.300 I'm not saying Jonah Hill is

00:48:43.300 But a lot of these Zionists

00:48:44.300 They hate white people

00:48:45.300 They hate you

00:48:46.300 Because you have a lot of control

00:48:47.300 And they want to go undermine that

00:48:48.300 So they go undercover

00:48:49.300 They say that they are white

00:48:50.300 While also hating white people

00:48:51.300 People like

00:48:52.300 Who run the daily show

00:48:53.300 Jon Stewart

00:48:54.300 Is Jewish

00:48:55.300 And he'll say

00:48:56.300 White people

00:48:57.300 Slavery

00:48:58.300 White people are bad

00:48:59.300 White people are bad

00:49:00.300 But it also presents

00:49:01.300 As a white person

00:49:02.300 But he's Jewish

00:49:03.300 He's not even white

00:49:04.300 How's your night going?

00:49:07.300 How's your night going?

00:49:08.300 It's going stupendous!

00:49:11.300 How's your night going?

00:49:12.300 Stupendous?

00:49:13.300 Yeah

00:49:14.300 Pretty good, pretty good

00:49:15.300 I was just bored so

00:49:16.300 And then I just got

00:49:18.300 How long were we on call for?

00:49:19.300 Like

00:49:21.300 I'd say approximately

00:49:24.300 Eight minutes?

00:49:25.300 Maybe nine?

00:49:26.300 Something like that

00:49:27.300 Something like that

00:49:28.300 So you're getting bored

00:49:29.300 And that's you saying

00:49:30.300 That you want to leave up?

00:49:32.300 No, no, no

00:49:33.300 I'm just saying

00:49:34.300 I'm trying to like estimate

00:49:35.300 How long we were talking for

00:49:36.300 Because

00:49:37.300 That was a long talk

00:49:39.300 It was

00:49:40.300 People on your ears are like too

00:49:41.300 Yeah, they are, they are

00:49:42.300 But I really wanted to explain

00:49:43.300 You asked me to explain

00:49:44.300 What this meant, alright?

00:49:45.300 Let's go back

00:49:46.300 Bring it full circle

00:49:47.300 You know what this is?

00:49:49.300 What is it?

00:49:50.300 Have you ever seen Harry Potter?

00:49:51.300 You know, the bankers

00:49:54.300 What are the bankers in Harry Potter?

00:49:58.300 I can't, okay

00:49:59.300 I sound like a fucking

00:50:00.300 Like ditz

00:50:01.300 But I cannot remember

00:50:03.300 I watched a really long time ago

00:50:04.300 So, they were goblins, right?

00:50:05.300 They were goblins

00:50:06.300 The bankers in Harry Potter were goblins

00:50:07.300 They were small

00:50:08.300 They were short

00:50:09.300 And they had punched over

00:50:10.300 And they looked like this

00:50:12.300 What JK Rowling was doing

00:50:13.300 Was trying to point out the fact

00:50:15.300 That all the bankers

00:50:16.300 Follow a certain political ideology

00:50:18.300 Called Zionism

00:50:19.300 They're this, they're greedy

00:50:20.300 They control the world with usury

00:50:22.300 Do you know what usury is?

00:50:26.300 Possibly

00:50:27.300 So, usury is this system

00:50:28.300 Which is basically

00:50:29.300 Modern day slavery

00:50:30.300 You know about slavery, right?

00:50:31.300 Some people say

00:50:32.300 White people did it

00:50:35.300 Yes

00:50:36.300 So, slavery

00:50:37.300 Right?

00:50:38.300 Is where the slave master

00:50:39.300 Had a bunch of slaves that worked for them

00:50:40.300 And then they had to abolish it

00:50:41.300 Because people got really upset

00:50:42.300 Oh, slavery's bad

00:50:43.300 They're whipping people, blah, blah, blah

00:50:44.300 But, the most powerful people

00:50:46.300 Are always going to want

00:50:47.300 To control the slaves

00:50:48.300 So, how do they do that

00:50:49.300 Without whips and chains?

00:50:51.300 Guess

00:50:54.300 But you can tie me down

00:50:58.300 You have a good voice

00:51:00.300 What?

00:51:01.300 You have a good voice

00:51:04.300 That was like

00:51:05.300 That was like one line

00:51:06.300 What are you talking about?

00:51:08.300 Can you sing?

00:51:09.300 Can you sing?

00:51:12.300 The Zionists control the world

00:51:15.300 And Moist Critical is an NPC

00:51:19.300 And it's poisoning your

00:51:21.300 Silly white girl bot brain

00:51:25.300 Was that good?

00:51:26.300 No, I fucking hated it

00:51:31.300 Oh, I'm sorry

00:51:33.300 Did you retain any of what I said?

00:51:37.300 Loki, no

00:51:38.300 I like

00:51:39.300 I like

00:51:40.300 I heard it

00:51:41.300 But like, I just

00:51:43.300 This is

00:51:44.300 Yeah

00:51:45.300 Yeah, you're too far gone

00:51:46.300 It's the vaccine brain

00:51:47.300 It's the codey code damage

00:51:48.300 It's the

00:51:49.300 The tiny meat gang podcast

00:51:51.300 I was clapping

00:51:53.300 See, this is the truth

00:51:55.300 They have such a stronghold

00:51:56.300 On media

00:51:58.300 On music

00:51:59.300 On everything that we do

00:52:01.300 That most of us

00:52:02.300 Are never gonna make it

00:52:03.300 95% of the population

00:52:04.300 Is never gonna be aware of this

00:52:09.300 Guess what?

00:52:10.300 What?

00:52:11.300 I just love the percentage

00:52:13.300 Do you?

00:52:15.300 Wait, but I wanted to say one more thing

00:52:16.300 About the

00:52:18.300 He goes

00:52:20.300 Okay, what?

00:52:21.300 What?

00:52:22.300 What now?

00:52:27.300 Stop acting like you're frozen

00:52:28.300 I can see your head

00:52:29.300 Moving a little bit

00:52:33.300 I can see you moving

00:52:36.300 I can literally see you about

00:52:37.300 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck

00:52:38.300 Yeah

00:52:40.300 I literally saw that whole thing

00:52:42.300 What the fuck?

00:52:45.300 Well

00:52:48.300 Well, it was

00:52:51.300 A pleasure

00:52:52.300 No, repeat

00:52:53.300 Before you leave

00:52:54.300 I can't leave

00:52:55.300 I wanna free the minds

00:52:57.300 Like, that's my purpose

00:52:58.300 I wanted to go

00:52:59.300 And unplug

00:53:01.300 The Zionist propaganda

00:53:02.300 From so many people

00:53:03.300 I spoke to this girl

00:53:04.300 On a podcast today

00:53:05.300 And she knew

00:53:06.300 Well, let me do the test with you

00:53:07.300 Can you name the Kardashian sisters?

00:53:11.300 Yeah

00:53:12.300 What other names?

00:53:16.300 We got Kim

00:53:17.300 We got Kylie

00:53:18.300 We got Kendall

00:53:19.300 We got Khloe

00:53:20.300 We got Kourtney

00:53:21.300 Oh my god

00:53:22.300 What is this about to?

00:53:23.300 The Kardashian sisters

00:53:24.300 You know the Kardashian sisters

00:53:25.300 Right?

00:53:26.300 A lot of

00:53:27.300 Former porn stars

00:53:28.300 And they're naked

00:53:29.300 And they're promoting promiscuity

00:53:31.300 They're making women

00:53:32.300 Become more

00:53:33.300 Pose

00:53:34.300 Correct?

00:53:35.300 Yeah, you can see what I'm saying

00:53:41.300 Right

00:53:42.300 Can you name three countries

00:53:43.300 Besides the United States of America?

00:53:47.300 Three countries besides the United States of America?

00:53:50.300 Correct

00:53:51.300 It's been a while

00:53:53.300 It's been a while

00:53:57.300 Is this

00:53:58.300 I've seen this before

00:53:59.300 It's like where you're like

00:54:00.300 If you know the Kardashians

00:54:01.300 You can't name three countries?

00:54:02.300 No, no, no

00:54:03.300 I'm just wondering if you can

00:54:04.300 You got this

00:54:07.300 Okay, wait

00:54:08.300 You're gaslighting me

00:54:09.300 You got this?

00:54:10.300 No, it's just three countries

00:54:14.300 Blood

00:54:15.300 Average moist critical fan

00:54:20.300 Think about this

00:54:22.300 Think about this

00:54:28.300 Wow, I can't even hear anything

00:54:29.300 Hello, can you hear me?

00:54:35.300 Sneak out

00:54:36.300 Nice to meet you

00:54:37.300 Yes, it is

00:54:39.300 No, it isn't

00:54:40.300 Yes, it is

00:54:41.300 I'm not AI

00:54:42.300 I'm touching my nose

00:54:43.300 Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop

00:54:44.300 How many fingers you want me to hold up?

00:54:46.300 Seven

00:54:47.300 Seven

00:54:48.300 Okay, but you have to do it at the same time

00:54:53.300 Why?

00:54:54.300 Just...

00:54:55.300 Boredom

00:54:57.300 Okay, ready?

00:54:58.300 Three, two, one

00:55:04.300 Good job

00:55:05.300 Hi, my king

00:55:07.300 Sorry

00:55:08.300 Are you Somali?

00:55:09.300 What are you?

00:55:11.300 Huh?

00:55:12.300 Are you Somalian?

00:55:13.300 No, I'm not Somali

00:55:15.300 Ethiopian?

00:55:16.300 Uh-huh

00:55:17.300 Okay, you know how I knew?

00:55:20.300 What?

00:55:21.300 Do you know how I knew that?

00:55:23.300 How do you know?

00:55:24.300 Uh, the forehead

00:55:25.300 But...

00:55:26.300 You seem distracted

00:55:27.300 Okay, I knew it

00:55:29.300 It's not that bad

00:55:31.300 It's not even that bad

00:55:32.300 It's not that bad

00:55:33.300 Are you okay?

00:55:34.300 Are you on drugs?

00:55:38.300 No, I'm not

00:55:39.300 Oh, okay, good, good, good

00:55:42.300 So, what do you know me from?

00:55:46.300 I...

00:55:47.300 I...

00:55:48.300 I don't know

00:55:49.300 I think I've seen you on...

00:55:53.300 Ah!

00:55:54.300 No, you say that!

00:55:56.300 When you go like this

00:55:59.300 Yes, yes

00:56:01.300 You don't have them though

00:56:03.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

00:56:06.300 That's my thing

00:56:07.300 So, you don't have the eyelashes though

00:56:08.300 You're built fine

00:56:10.300 Yeah, it was just...

00:56:11.300 It's just funny

00:56:13.300 Okay, are you guys sisters?

00:56:16.300 Yes!

00:56:17.300 Oh, okay, how old are you guys?

00:56:19.300 We're 19

00:56:21.300 Your twins?

00:56:23.300 Which one doesn't have a boyfriend?

00:56:26.300 Um...

00:56:28.300 Oh...

00:56:30.300 What's your type?

00:56:32.300 Um...

00:56:33.300 I don't really have a type

00:56:35.300 Why don't you have a boyfriend?

00:56:37.300 Um...

00:56:38.300 I don't know

00:56:39.300 I don't know

00:56:41.300 You're very pretty

00:56:43.300 Thank you, thank you

00:56:44.300 I like your bruh poster in the back

00:56:47.300 You seem like you have a good sense of humor

00:56:49.300 Bruh

00:56:50.300 This is her poster

00:56:51.300 This is her...

00:56:52.300 That's her poster

00:56:53.300 See, that's why she has a boyfriend

00:56:54.300 Because she's funny

00:56:55.300 Oh, okay

00:56:56.300 Okay

00:56:57.300 So, what was your last relationship?

00:57:00.300 Oh, my last relationship?

00:57:01.300 Yeah

00:57:03.300 Um...

00:57:05.300 It was...

00:57:06.300 It's not good

00:57:08.300 What happened?

00:57:09.300 I don't wanna talk about that one

00:57:10.300 That's fine

00:57:11.300 But you need to just move on

00:57:12.300 You need to get up with a new man

00:57:13.300 And just forget about that

00:57:15.300 That's true, that's true

00:57:17.300 Okay

00:57:18.300 Well, I'm single and I'm looking for a wife

00:57:19.300 What would you rate me on a scale of one through ten?

00:57:22.300 Oh, my God, bro

00:57:26.300 Nice

00:57:27.300 He looked the fuck good, right?

00:57:29.300 He looked the fuck good

00:57:30.300 Come here, come here, come here

00:57:32.300 I got a man, I got a man

00:57:34.300 Okay, I give you...

00:57:35.300 Hmm...

00:57:38.300 Hmm...

00:57:39.300 Hmm...

00:57:41.300 Hmm...

00:57:43.300 Ten!

00:57:44.300 Ten!

00:57:45.300 Ten!

00:57:46.300 I give you a ten

00:57:47.300 See, I think we would be a good couple

00:57:49.300 Where do you live?

00:57:50.300 I love you too

00:57:52.300 Oh, um...

00:57:53.300 I live in LA

00:57:55.300 I live in Miami, but I'm in LA quite a bit

00:57:58.300 That's cool, that's cool

00:58:00.300 Do you have Twitter?

00:58:02.300 I don't have a Twitter

00:58:03.300 Do you have Instagram?

00:58:04.300 I don't have an...

00:58:05.300 It's fine

00:58:06.300 But...

00:58:07.300 It's too bad

00:58:08.300 I wanted...

00:58:09.300 Do you have Snapchat?

00:58:10.300 Yes

00:58:11.300 What's your Snapchat?

00:58:12.300 Can you type it in?

00:58:16.300 I hope you like my username

00:58:19.300 Let's see if it's weird

00:58:23.300 Who's Papa Blaine?

00:58:26.300 That would be me

00:58:28.300 Why are you...

00:58:29.300 You're not a man, are you?

00:58:32.300 It's just my...

00:58:33.300 It's just my user

00:58:34.300 It's just my user

00:58:35.300 I like your speech pattern

00:58:36.300 You speak like a nervous theater kid

00:58:41.300 Like you talk...

00:58:42.300 Like you have the sense of humor

00:58:43.300 The timing of like a Nickelodeon character

00:58:46.300 I don't know if I like that

00:58:49.300 That's bad

00:58:50.300 At least on Disney

00:58:51.300 That's true, that's true, that's true

00:58:52.300 Yeah, Disney's much worse than Nickelodeon

00:58:54.300 Does your sister ship us as a couple?

00:58:57.300 I do, I do

00:58:58.300 A hundred...

00:59:00.300 I think...

00:59:01.300 This might...

00:59:03.300 This might be W-Riz chat

00:59:04.300 I think...

00:59:05.300 This might be W-Riz...

00:59:06.300 Wait, sister, come in

00:59:07.300 Your hair looks different than your sister's

00:59:11.300 Hey, sister, sister

00:59:13.300 So you guys are...

00:59:14.300 You know, you're...

00:59:16.300 Good looking family

00:59:17.300 I think we would have cute kids

00:59:19.300 Okay

00:59:20.300 How many kids do you want?

00:59:25.300 Three

00:59:26.300 Three? Why just three? I want six

00:59:28.300 What?

00:59:31.300 Hell no!

00:59:32.300 If you're my wife, I'm sorry

00:59:33.300 But we're gonna get busy

00:59:36.300 Getting busy?

00:59:37.300 Damn

00:59:38.300 Hold on

00:59:39.300 We gotta get to work

00:59:41.300 I'm not wasting time

00:59:43.300 Uh-uh, uh-uh, huh?

00:59:45.300 Alright, maybe we can settle at five kids

00:59:46.300 How about that?

00:59:48.300 Five?

00:59:49.300 Five, yeah

00:59:51.300 No!

00:59:52.300 No!

00:59:53.300 No!

00:59:54.300 Are you vaccinated?

00:59:55.300 Are you vaccinated?

00:59:56.300 Yes, I am

01:00:00.300 Oh, damn

01:00:02.300 Damn!

01:00:03.300 He doesn't want vaccinated

01:00:04.300 He doesn't want...

01:00:05.300 You know, they say...

01:00:06.300 They say that vaccinated people

01:00:07.300 Like when they have...

01:00:08.300 When they give birth

01:00:09.300 That their babies are like mutated

01:00:10.300 Like that's what the non...

01:00:12.300 That's what the anti-vax people believe

01:00:13.300 Oh

01:00:15.300 Wow

01:00:16.300 Is that what you believe?

01:00:17.300 I mean, you say anti-vax

01:00:18.300 Isn't everybody anti-vax now?

01:00:19.300 After we figured out what happened?

01:00:23.300 But the belief is that they're gonna...

01:00:25.300 They're gonna come out mutated, right?

01:00:27.300 The belief is that you have tainted DNA

01:00:29.300 It's too bad because uh...

01:00:31.300 I thought you were the one

01:00:33.300 No

01:00:34.300 I think...

01:00:35.300 I think we can work around it

01:00:36.300 What?

01:00:37.300 I think we can work around this

01:00:38.300 What?

01:00:39.300 There's only...

01:00:41.300 Work around where?

01:00:42.300 I think we can work around this issue

01:00:45.300 Like...

01:00:46.300 You can't...

01:00:48.300 See, you have a good sister

01:00:49.300 Your sister's trying to negotiate you like a slave auction

01:00:53.300 Oh...

01:00:54.300 That's sad

01:00:55.300 I fumbled...

01:00:56.300 Okay, I'm out of here

01:00:57.300 Hey, somebody clipped that...

01:00:58.300 The NPC call

01:00:59.300 That was good

01:01:00.300 That was good

01:01:01.300 That's perfect

01:01:02.300 Especially she left...

01:01:03.300 She left the call when I asked her for three countries

01:01:06.300 Whoa!

01:01:07.300 That's a big bong!

01:01:13.300 Hello?

01:01:14.300 How are you doing?

01:01:15.300 Good

01:01:16.300 What's your name?

01:01:17.300 Sort of purple

01:01:18.300 Who in here is vaccinated?

01:01:27.300 Jacosa, I got a feeling you're vaccinated

01:01:29.300 Oh, wow

01:01:30.300 And I have a feeling you're not

01:01:32.300 I'm not vaccinated, are you?

01:01:35.300 Nope

01:01:36.300 You look like my friend Fresh

01:01:39.300 Well, Fresh is pretty fresh then

01:01:41.300 Woo!

01:01:44.300 Period

01:01:45.300 Period, hello

01:01:46.300 Are you single?

01:01:47.300 Oh, goodbye

01:01:51.300 Hello

01:01:52.300 Hello

01:01:53.300 It's really dark in there

01:01:54.300 Sorry, I'll get up, sorry

01:01:56.300 It's okay, don't worry about it

01:01:57.300 What's your name?

01:02:00.300 My name is Yasmina

01:02:02.300 Yasmina, are you Muslim?

01:02:04.300 Uh, no, I'm Orthodox Christian

01:02:06.300 Oh, okay, where are you from?

01:02:08.300 Well, I currently, I live in Texas

01:02:10.300 Where are you from?

01:02:11.300 I live in Miami currently

01:02:12.300 I know there's a lot of Muslims over there in Texas though

01:02:15.300 Oh, there's a lot

01:02:16.300 It's a lot

01:02:17.300 Like, it's a lot

01:02:18.300 Would you convert?

01:02:20.300 Convert?

01:02:21.300 Um, I don't know

01:02:22.300 Like, my dad is Muslim

01:02:24.300 My mom is Christian

01:02:25.300 So I'm like in the middle, you know?

01:02:27.300 Like, but I don't know

01:02:30.300 I've never met somebody like you

01:02:31.300 Can you turn on the light?

01:02:32.300 I want to see you

01:02:33.300 Huh?

01:02:36.300 Wait, can you see me?

01:02:37.300 Yeah, yeah, I can see you

01:02:38.300 It's a little dark in there though

01:02:39.300 It's cause I'm camera shy, so

01:02:41.300 That's okay, don't worry about it

01:02:45.300 I like your hair color, is it dyed?

01:02:46.300 No, no

01:02:47.300 It's my hair

01:02:48.300 It's my hair

01:02:54.300 It lagged out a little bit

01:02:55.300 Just, can you turn on the light?

01:02:59.300 Wait, hold on

01:03:00.300 Hold on

01:03:01.300 Okay, I put my phone on DND

01:03:03.300 That's so embarrassing

01:03:04.300 I appreciate that

01:03:05.300 Don't be embarrassed

01:03:07.300 What do you, like, what do you do?

01:03:10.300 Do you work, school, or something?

01:03:12.300 No, I dropped out of college

01:03:14.300 And I run multiple businesses

01:03:16.300 And I would say I'm an entrepreneur

01:03:19.300 Make a lot of money online

01:03:22.300 That's good, that's good

01:03:23.300 How is that?

01:03:24.300 Is that good for you?

01:03:25.300 It's going pretty good

01:03:26.300 What do you do?

01:03:28.300 Currently I'm a server

01:03:29.300 Well, I'm a server

01:03:30.300 And I'm also, I'm taking a gap year right now

01:03:34.300 Oh, you're in college?

01:03:35.300 Yeah, yeah

01:03:37.300 Oh, okay

01:03:38.300 How old are you?

01:03:39.300 I'm 18, turning 19

01:03:43.300 Are you, are you single?

01:03:45.300 Yeah, I'm single

01:03:47.300 Wait, before it disconnects

01:03:48.300 Can you type in your

01:03:50.300 I don't know which side I contact you on

01:03:51.300 Do you have Snapchat?

01:03:53.300 Yeah, I have Snapchat

01:03:55.300 Yeah, I can type it for you

01:03:58.300 Here, let me put it

01:04:02.300 Are you, are you like Asian?

01:04:06.300 Take a guess

01:04:07.300 I think, okay

01:04:09.300 I think you're Filipino

01:04:12.300 Oh, you got it right

01:04:13.300 I'm half Filipino

01:04:14.300 Actually, you're one

01:04:15.300 Yeah, yeah

01:04:16.300 Wait, what are you?

01:04:17.300 I'm from Ethiopia

01:04:18.300 Ethiopia

01:04:19.300 You're Ethiopia

01:04:20.300 Well, I'm half black, half Asian

01:04:21.300 Well, my dad's half black, half white

01:04:24.300 Oh, that's nice

01:04:25.300 That's really nice

01:04:26.300 I'm very mixed

01:04:27.300 Why don't you, I want to see you

01:04:28.300 You're very pretty

01:04:29.300 You know, you have no reason to be camera shy

01:04:31.300 Thank you

01:04:32.300 I just am

01:04:33.300 Like, I need to stop

01:04:34.300 I know

01:04:36.300 This is the perfect time to warm up

01:04:38.300 You think so?

01:04:39.300 I think so, I think so

01:04:40.300 I do think you're very pretty

01:04:41.300 I do

01:04:42.300 Thank you, you look good too

01:04:43.300 Thank you so much

01:04:45.300 So let me see you

01:04:48.300 So let me see you now

01:04:49.300 So just put the camera on

01:04:50.300 And then I'll ask another question

01:04:51.300 I don't know why I'm so shy

01:04:52.300 And then you'll forget about the camera shy

01:04:54.300 Like, I don't know

01:04:57.300 You know?

01:04:58.300 Well, so where are you a server at?

01:05:01.300 So I work at this Ethiopian restaurant called Lalibela

01:05:05.300 And that's what I do

01:05:08.300 The food is good, you should try Ethiopian food

01:05:10.300 Have you ever tried it?

01:05:11.300 Is that where you take the, like the bread and then squeeze the food up off the table?

01:05:14.300 Yes

01:05:15.300 Yeah, like it's a big plate, you know?

01:05:17.300 And like, it's injera

01:05:19.300 It's like a big pink

01:05:20.300 It looks like a pink

01:05:21.300 It's not pink, but it looks like it

01:05:22.300 And then you put little things on top

01:05:25.300 And you grab it and you just eat it, you know?

01:05:28.300 Do you know how to cook?

01:05:30.300 Yes, I love cooking

01:05:31.300 I love making Ethiopian food

01:05:34.300 Like, especially Ethiopian food

01:05:35.300 American food sometimes

01:05:37.300 But mostly Ethiopian food, you know?

01:05:39.300 Oh, okay

01:05:41.300 Have you had a boyfriend before?

01:05:43.300 No

01:05:45.300 Oh, so you're, okay

01:05:46.300 Are you vaccinated?

01:05:49.300 Vaccinated?

01:05:50.300 Like, what do you mean?

01:05:51.300 Did you take the COVID vaccine?

01:05:55.300 Yeah, yeah

01:05:56.300 I took the first one

01:05:57.300 I didn't want to though

01:05:59.300 But like, is that bad?

01:06:01.300 I was so scared

01:06:02.300 I thought I was going to get like cursed or something

01:06:05.300 Or something was going to happen to me

01:06:08.300 Is that bad?

01:06:09.300 No, it's not

01:06:10.300 Don't scare me

01:06:11.300 Like, I don't want it to hurt me in the long run, you know?

01:06:18.300 Is that bad?

01:06:19.300 No, it's fine, it's fine

01:06:21.300 I don't think so

01:06:25.300 No, don't scare me

01:06:26.300 If it's bad, I don't want to like

01:06:28.300 I don't know

01:06:29.300 I took the first one

01:06:32.300 But not the second one

01:06:36.300 When do you plan on getting married?

01:06:39.300 Marriage?

01:06:40.300 I want to get married one day

01:06:43.300 Like, I don't want to be old and get married though, honestly

01:06:46.300 Like, probably like 22, 23, or 24 maybe

01:06:55.300 22, 23, 24

01:06:58.300 What are you listening to? Is that Afrobeats?

01:07:00.300 I love Afrobeats

01:07:02.300 I love it

01:07:03.300 Yeah, that's what I'm listening to right now

01:07:05.300 Maybe, can you put the camera down to your desk?

01:07:08.300 To my vest?

01:07:09.300 No, on your desk, not to your vest

01:07:11.300 I have like, right here, but my room is messy, oh my god

01:07:17.300 But this is like, it's horrible here

01:07:20.300 Can you see?

01:07:24.300 What's that t-shirt? Afterlife?

01:07:27.300 Um, yeah

01:07:29.300 Oh, okay, what did you do today?

01:07:32.300 Today I had work

01:07:34.300 I went to work early

01:07:35.300 Go back, go back, I like looking at you

01:07:38.300 I went to the gym afterwards

01:07:40.300 And then I came home

01:07:42.300 Oh, okay

01:07:43.300 What did you hit in the gym?

01:07:45.300 Today I did, um, back and biceps

01:07:50.300 Look

01:07:51.300 Oh, you're getting strong

01:07:53.300 Do you see it?

01:07:54.300 Or you don't see it like that?

01:07:55.300 I do, I do

01:07:57.300 Do you see it a little bit?

01:07:58.300 I know, I know

01:08:00.300 It's like, um, it's like blueberry level

01:08:02.300 Uppercut

01:08:04.300 Yeah

01:08:05.300 Uppercut

01:08:06.300 What are you training for?

01:08:08.300 Nothing, honestly

01:08:09.300 I just wanted, I just like working out

01:08:11.300 Because I like it a lot more now

01:08:13.300 Like I

01:08:15.300 I don't know, it just, it like makes me happy, you know?

01:08:18.300 Yeah

01:08:19.300 And I like painting too

01:08:21.300 Wait, I'm gonna, um

01:08:22.300 Okay

01:08:23.300 So this is my Snapchat

01:08:24.300 This is

01:08:25.300 Okay

01:08:26.300 Sneeko quality

01:08:27.300 Can you add me?

01:08:29.300 Sneeko quality?

01:08:30.300 Oh no, no, no, just do it after

01:08:32.300 Because you're on D&D

01:08:34.300 Yeah

01:08:35.300 Oh, okay

01:08:36.300 I can do it after

01:08:38.300 Put the camera on you

01:08:39.300 I can feel that you're not shy anymore

01:08:42.300 No, I'm, I'm more comfortable now, for sure

01:08:45.300 But like, like I don't know, like it's just something that I'm not used to

01:08:49.300 Oh, it's okay, do you go to church?

01:08:51.300 Yeah, I go to church

01:08:52.300 I have, we celebrated Easter yesterday and yesterday was Easter

01:08:56.300 Easter, it's already like, wasn't it like two months ago?

01:08:58.300 Yeah, but like in Orthodox, um, our, our dates are different, you know? Like in Ethiopia right now, it's 2016 and everything is different

01:09:08.300 It's 2016?

01:09:10.300 It's 2016

01:09:11.300 So all those nerds that still cry about that year, they can just turn up today

01:09:15.300 Yeah, you know, you know how people always say, I wish it was 2016, I wish it was 2016, but in Ethiopia right now, it's 2016

01:09:22.300 Why did your dad not convert your mom to Islam? Your dad's the Muslim, right?

01:09:26.300 Yeah

01:09:28.300 Yeah, so in the Quran, it says that we're allowed to meet, we're allowed to marry people of the book so we can marry Jews and Christians

01:09:35.300 But I'm surprised that your dad wasn't able to give the dawah to your mom, you know? Give that big D dawah

01:09:42.300 Yeah, my mom, my, the thing about my parents is, my dad is very like, he's strict, like, my dad is strict, you know?

01:09:51.300 But towards my mom, he's more like, like, my mom was like, no, I'm Christian, I'm gonna stay Christian and I want my kids to be Christian, basically

01:09:58.300 My dad, he kind of gave up during the years, so he didn't really enforce anything on us

01:10:04.300 But for me, I'm open to any religion, honestly

01:10:06.300 But even though I feel like I'm, like, um, like I feel bad for leaving Christian, I don't want, I don't know

01:10:16.300 No, it's okay, it's alright, I mean, at the end of the day, we all believe in God, but you're, so you're basically saying you're coachable

01:10:22.300 Like, like, yeah, like, I'm open to anything, you know, my, my best friend, she's Sudanese, she's Muslim

01:10:31.300 And like, I like going to the mosque and stuff like that

01:10:34.300 Oh, you go to the mosque too?

01:10:36.300 Well, I went with her one day, and it was nice, like, she put me in the hijab and everything, it was really, it was really nice

01:10:43.300 Alhamdulillah, that's great to hear, very beautiful

01:10:45.300 Yeah

01:10:46.300 I want to ask you, I mean, you sound like one of your virgin, correct?

01:10:49.300 You're a virgin, correct?

01:10:50.300 Yeah, yeah, I'm a virgin

01:10:52.300 What are you waiting for?

01:10:54.300 Um, I think I'm, I'm just the right person

01:10:59.300 You're waiting until you get married

01:11:02.300 Yeah, I think marriage, like, I used to be like, oh, I'll wait till the right one

01:11:08.300 But now I feel like there's not really, you can't find that, so I just wait till the right, you know?

01:11:14.300 You're doing the correct thing, 100%

01:11:19.300 You think, I'm, I hope so

01:11:21.300 I don't, it's weird though, because at my age, you know, like, I don't know, but I'm okay with this

01:11:29.300 No, it's not weird, it's the perfect age to get married

01:11:33.300 Yeah, um, um, you know, what about you?

01:11:39.300 You

01:11:40.300 Wait, before, have you ever, do you know who I am by any chance?

01:11:45.300 No

01:11:46.300 Okay, good. I was wondering, why did you stay on the call automatically?

01:11:51.300 Hmm?

01:11:52.300 Why did you stay on this call?

01:11:53.300 Like, usually, sometimes, like, people skip right away

01:11:57.300 People skip me? Why?

01:11:59.300 Why?

01:12:00.300 I don't, what, what compelled you to stay?

01:12:03.300 Um, I don't know, I just, I'm always talking, like, I don't know

01:12:07.300 I don't know

01:12:08.300 No, it's okay

01:12:09.300 Just talk

01:12:10.300 Well, let me see you one more time, I wanna see how not shy you look now

01:12:13.300 Just talking, stop, ah

01:12:16.300 I'm still shy

01:12:17.300 I wanna, cause it, it's cruelling down though, you were like nine shy in the beginning, it's a three now

01:12:22.300 Okay, it was like, okay, one out of ten, one is, one is not shy, ten is really shy

01:12:28.300 And before it was, it was, four, it was six

01:12:34.300 Let me see, let me see your hair one more time

01:12:37.300 And now it's like, um, like an eight

01:12:40.300 Oh, I'm making you more nervous

01:12:41.300 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's five

01:12:44.300 So let me, let me see you one more time

01:12:46.300 Now, now it's five

01:12:49.300 Okay

01:12:51.300 Okay, just back up the camera, it's like right up there on your, on your red hair

01:12:55.300 No, it's brown, okay

01:12:58.300 Thank you

01:13:01.300 Don't, don't make me shy

01:13:02.300 I'm not making you, I'm not making you shy, I'm not looking, I'm not looking, okay

01:13:05.300 You can do this now, I'm not looking, okay

01:13:07.300 Is this okay?

01:13:08.300 Yeah

01:13:10.300 Okay, um

01:13:12.300 How tall are you?

01:13:14.300 I'm 5'1

01:13:15.300 5'1, you look a lot taller when I could see you

01:13:19.300 And now I'm 5'1

01:13:21.300 Okay, and you're not fat, because you must go to the gym

01:13:25.300 No, I'm muscular

01:13:30.300 I like it just like that, don't get too strong, it's not attractive like, well I mean it doesn't matter what I think but

01:13:35.300 I think having too much muscles as a girl is kind of off-putting

01:13:40.300 Yeah, I don't wanna be bulky, I don't wanna be big, I just wanna be toned, you know what I mean?

01:13:47.300 Yeah, you just wanna be in shape

01:13:49.300 Yeah, yeah, I don't wanna be muscular

01:13:52.300 Wait, you sound like you're really close to the camera again

01:13:55.300 Oh, sorry

01:13:57.300 I'm not looking anymore

01:13:59.300 Okay

01:14:00.300 So what are you looking for in a husband?

01:14:04.300 Um

01:14:06.300 In a husband, I feel like someone that understands me, and my family, and loves family

01:14:13.300 Like if, and they love kids, cause I, like I love kids, you know?

01:14:18.300 Like I babysit, um, for free because like I love, um, kids

01:14:23.300 So, like family orientated, and really like, just nice, and, and, and is supporting, and helps, and is passionate about what they do

01:14:40.300 Like if they like, if they like, if they like lowing lawns, lowing lawns, lawns for, mowing lawns, mowing lawns for a living, I think that's like, if they're passionate about that, that's good, you know?

01:14:55.300 Love to hear that

01:14:56.300 Love to hear that

01:14:57.300 So

01:14:59.300 How many kids do you want?

01:15:00.300 Am I talking a lot?

01:15:01.300 No, you're not, you're, you're, you have a really beautiful voice, so just keep on talking, it's like soothing

01:15:05.300 Sorry

01:15:06.300 Don't say sorry, don't say sorry

01:15:08.300 Um, I want four kids, I think, four or three

01:15:14.300 Three or four

01:15:17.300 How do you get to that number?

01:15:20.300 How did I get it?

01:15:21.300 Yeah

01:15:22.300 I want, I want a big family, but not like, like five or six, that's a lot

01:15:29.300 There's gonna be too much in your body

01:15:31.300 Yeah, I don't want my body to be like, I don't know

01:15:36.300 Do you, okay, well what about, do you follow any celebrities or stuff like that?

01:15:42.300 Celebrities?

01:15:43.300 Yeah

01:15:45.300 Um, I follow like, no, not really

01:15:50.300 No?

01:15:51.300 No

01:15:52.300 So who do you, who do you listen to?

01:15:53.300 Like, what is your, what is your timeline?

01:15:55.300 Music?

01:15:56.300 No, no, like, besides music, like, what does your, your timeline look like?

01:16:00.300 Who do you follow?

01:16:02.300 I don't, I follow like, like, um, I follow like, funny people

01:16:11.300 Who do you think's funny?

01:16:13.300 Like, do you know, um, Juski?

01:16:16.300 Juski?

01:16:17.300 Yeah, he's funny

01:16:18.300 Yeah

01:16:19.300 I just added you on Snapchat, um, just remember

01:16:23.300 Okay

01:16:24.300 But don't, yeah, don't turn it

01:16:25.300 Okay

01:16:26.300 Okay, Juski's funny, but, um, who else?

01:16:27.300 Juski's funny

01:16:28.300 Juski's funny

01:16:29.300 Juski's funny

01:16:30.300 And I follow

01:16:31.300 Juski's funny

01:16:32.300 And I follow

01:16:33.300 Who else?

01:16:34.300 I just

01:16:35.300 Like

01:16:36.300 Did it glitch?

01:16:37.300 Did it glitch?

01:16:38.300 Did it glitch?

01:16:39.300 Did it glitch?

01:16:40.300 Back up the camera again?

01:16:41.300 I can't see you

01:16:42.300 Wait, what?

01:16:44.300 Wait, Matt?

01:16:45.300 Let me see you again, because I can't see you

01:16:46.300 Oh, okay

01:16:48.300 Oh, it's so close, but

01:16:52.300 What would you rate yourself on a scale of one to ten?

01:16:56.300 Like a seven

01:16:57.300 Has anyone tried to marry you already?

01:17:02.300 Marry me?

01:17:03.300 Yeah

01:17:04.300 Um, like at the restaurant that I work at

01:17:08.300 Like, not, I don't know if they're serious

01:17:11.300 But they, they like, they, they would say like, like, they would mention it

01:17:16.300 Um

01:17:17.300 But no, not a

01:17:18.300 I

01:17:19.300 I

01:17:20.300 I haven't got like a proposal

01:17:22.300 Like

01:17:23.300 Can you maybe

01:17:24.300 Uh, is your dad around?

01:17:27.300 Uh, yeah, he's around

01:17:29.300 Is he awake?

01:17:31.300 He's in his room

01:17:33.300 He is?

01:17:34.300 He's in his room

01:17:35.300 He's in his room, yeah

01:17:36.300 He's in his room

01:17:37.300 He is?

01:17:38.300 He's in his room, yeah

01:17:39.300 He's in his room

01:17:40.300 Why?

01:17:41.300 My dad

01:17:42.300 Well, I mean

01:17:47.300 My dad is strict

01:17:48.300 Oh my gosh

01:17:49.300 I

01:17:50.300 I don't

01:17:52.300 He's strict, you know?

01:17:54.300 How about you?

01:17:55.300 Are your parents around your life?

01:17:56.300 Are they like

01:17:57.300 Yeah, my parents are doing great

01:17:58.300 They're very present

01:17:59.300 I talked to them today

01:18:01.300 That's really good

01:18:02.300 Yeah, yeah

01:18:04.300 That's amazing

01:18:06.300 Do you think I can

01:18:07.300 Can I talk to your dad?

01:18:10.300 Are you crazy?

01:18:12.300 Yeah, no, that's too much

01:18:13.300 Wait, what time is it over in Texas?

01:18:15.300 3.54

01:18:17.300 3.54?

01:18:18.300 A.M. I know it's so late

01:18:20.300 I have to work tomorrow

01:18:21.300 I have to wake up early

01:18:23.300 At like

01:18:24.300 11

01:18:27.300 I think

01:18:28.300 I think 11 o'clock

01:18:29.300 I work 11 to 8 p.m.

01:18:32.300 11 to 1 to 2

01:18:33.300 Hey, your dad makes you work hard

01:18:34.300 Why don't your dad just let you stay home and be pretty?

01:18:38.300 Um, he

01:18:39.300 He

01:18:40.300 Yeah, he

01:18:41.300 I'm home now

01:18:42.300 You know, I live home

01:18:44.300 Um

01:18:46.300 I go off to college in August

01:18:47.300 Don't really want to

01:18:50.300 Oh, what do you study in college?

01:18:52.300 Um

01:18:54.300 Nursing

01:18:56.300 Oh, nursing

01:18:57.300 Oh, you wanna be a nurse?

01:18:58.300 Would you give up your nursing degree to go be a mom?

01:19:00.300 I would be a mom

01:19:03.300 I would be a mom and be a nurse too

01:19:04.300 Like I would

01:19:05.300 I would still

01:19:06.300 I can be mom

01:19:09.300 Okay, I don't mean to be interviewing you too much

01:19:11.300 I'm just uh

01:19:12.300 No, it's okay

01:19:13.300 No, it's okay

01:19:14.300 It seems like you

01:19:15.300 You could be

01:19:16.300 It's okay

01:19:18.300 Do you like

01:19:19.300 Do you

01:19:21.300 Um

01:19:22.300 Do you ever

01:19:23.300 What do you like doing for fun?

01:19:24.300 Do you have hobbies that you do?

01:19:26.300 Yeah, I like to play soccer

01:19:28.300 I like to box

01:19:29.300 I like to drive cars

01:19:32.300 And

01:19:33.300 I like to

01:19:34.300 Make jokes with my friends

01:19:36.300 You know, make movies

01:19:37.300 That's good

01:19:38.300 I like to film

01:19:39.300 That's really good

01:19:40.300 I'm a very hobby

01:19:42.300 Person

01:19:43.300 But

01:19:44.300 You like hobbies

01:19:45.300 That's good though

01:19:46.300 Like you keep yourself like

01:19:47.300 Like you're doing

01:19:48.300 Like you're always doing stuff

01:19:49.300 I'm always doing stuff

01:19:50.300 And I do travel quite a bit

01:19:51.300 Do you think that's gonna be a problem when we're married?

01:19:58.300 Um

01:19:59.300 Traveling

01:20:00.300 I think traveling is really nice

01:20:01.300 Yeah, I'm all over the world all the time

01:20:03.300 But

01:20:04.300 So when we have kids

01:20:05.300 I'm gonna be like

01:20:06.300 I'm probably gonna be outside of the house

01:20:07.300 Like two weeks of the month

01:20:08.300 Oh, that's good

01:20:09.300 It's good

01:20:10.300 It's good?

01:20:11.300 I don't know how much

01:20:12.300 Oh, like you're never home

01:20:14.300 No, no, no

01:20:15.300 Like half the time

01:20:16.300 Half the time

01:20:18.300 Oh, like half the time

01:20:19.300 You're gonna be home

01:20:20.300 And the other half you're not

01:20:21.300 Yes

01:20:23.300 That's like

01:20:25.300 That's crazy

01:20:26.300 It is

01:20:27.300 It is

01:20:28.300 I feel like if I

01:20:29.300 Yeah

01:20:31.300 Why don't you turn the lights on?

01:20:33.300 Huh?

01:20:34.300 Turn those lights on

01:20:36.300 Turn the lights on?

01:20:37.300 I can't recall

01:20:39.300 It's like the light bulbs don't work

01:20:41.300 We're getting new ones from Home Depot

01:20:42.300 Wait, your light bulbs don't work?

01:20:44.300 No

01:20:45.300 When I turn

01:20:46.300 When I pull the thing on

01:20:47.300 That's where I have

01:20:48.300 That's where I have to thing on

01:20:49.300 Like my closet light

01:20:51.300 It works

01:20:52.300 But the bulbs are dead

01:20:53.300 You know

01:20:54.300 Like they don't like

01:20:56.300 Wait, do you live in the hood?

01:20:58.300 No, no, no

01:20:59.300 I live in Texas

01:21:00.300 I go

01:21:01.300 I live in Dallas, Texas right now

01:21:02.300 You're lying

01:21:04.300 No, I'm not lying

01:21:05.300 Your light bulb works

01:21:07.300 No, I...

01:21:08.300 I swear

01:21:09.300 I can't hear anything

01:21:11.300 It's funny

01:21:12.300 My phone is like on

01:21:14.300 Okay, it's on now

01:21:18.300 It's on now?

01:21:19.300 Huh?

01:21:20.300 It's on now?

01:21:21.300 My phone

01:21:22.300 It's not gonna die

01:21:23.300 It's on now

01:21:24.300 It's on now

01:21:25.300 Like even when I turn this one

01:21:45.300 It's not

01:21:48.300 It's fine

01:21:49.300 Just let me...

01:21:50.300 I wanna look at you one more time

01:21:51.300 Your face calms me down

01:21:53.300 My face?

01:21:54.300 I look...

01:21:55.300 I'm literally...

01:21:56.300 Like...

01:21:57.300 Okay

01:21:58.300 I don't know what it is

01:21:59.300 Like every time I see you

01:22:00.300 I'm like...

01:22:01.300 I get calm again

01:22:02.300 Okay

01:22:03.300 Can you hear me?

01:22:04.300 I can

01:22:05.300 I look a mess

01:22:06.300 I...

01:22:07.300 You don't

01:22:08.300 You really don't

01:22:12.300 You're feeling...

01:22:13.300 You're feeling nice

01:22:16.300 I'm so bad at talking

01:22:19.300 No, no, you're covering your mic a little bit

01:22:21.300 When I first meet a person

01:22:22.300 I'm really bad at talking

01:22:23.300 I just want you to know that

01:22:28.300 Like I'm not good at it

01:22:32.300 Well...

01:22:33.300 Wait...

01:22:35.300 What city do you live in in Texas?

01:22:37.300 I live in Dallas, Texas

01:22:39.300 You live in Dallas?

01:22:40.300 Okay, are you a feminist?

01:22:42.300 A feminist?

01:22:43.300 Yeah

01:22:44.300 Like is that...

01:22:45.300 Like is that...

01:22:46.300 Oh, like...

01:22:50.300 Like I believe in female...

01:22:53.300 Life...

01:22:55.300 Wait...

01:22:56.300 I...

01:22:57.300 Okay, honestly, I don't know what it is

01:22:58.300 Like I know what it is

01:22:59.300 But I'm not like completely like...

01:23:01.300 Like...

01:23:02.300 Like...

01:23:03.300 Understanding what it is

01:23:07.300 Who do you think should lead the household?

01:23:09.300 The man or the woman?

01:23:11.300 Oh, like if you have a family?

01:23:14.300 Yeah

01:23:16.300 Um, so...

01:23:18.300 I think...

01:23:20.300 It can be either

01:23:21.300 But I think the dad...

01:23:23.300 Because for my family, it's my dad

01:23:25.300 You know, like...

01:23:26.300 In all family...

01:23:27.300 Like in my culture

01:23:28.300 It's always the father that like...

01:23:30.300 Like...

01:23:31.300 Like...

01:23:32.300 Tells...

01:23:33.300 Like what us...

01:23:34.300 What to do and like...

01:23:35.300 My mom likes to do and stuff

01:23:36.300 You know?

01:23:38.300 Okay

01:23:39.300 What's your opinion on Ruby Rose?

01:23:43.300 Ruby Rose?

01:23:44.300 Yeah

01:23:46.300 Um...

01:23:47.300 Oh, she's how the shot like me...

01:23:49.300 Actually

01:23:50.300 Yeah

01:23:51.300 She's Eritrea and I'm a media fan

01:23:53.300 Um, Ruby is...

01:23:54.300 Is really beautiful

01:23:56.300 I think like...

01:23:58.300 She's really...

01:24:00.300 She's a beautiful woman

01:24:04.300 Is that what you wanna say?

01:24:05.300 I don't know

01:24:06.300 What...

01:24:07.300 What do you think about what she does?

01:24:09.300 Oh, like the pictures that she posts and stuff like that?

01:24:12.300 Mhm

01:24:14.300 I think it's...

01:24:15.300 I think she's beautiful again

01:24:18.300 Like...

01:24:19.300 Would you post pictures like that?

01:24:22.300 Oh no

01:24:24.300 Why?

01:24:26.300 Cause I feel like I...

01:24:28.300 I know I wouldn't

01:24:30.300 Honestly

01:24:31.300 Why?

01:24:37.300 I just...

01:24:38.300 Like I can't...

01:24:39.300 Like show my ass...

01:24:41.300 And stuff to people...

01:24:42.300 Like random...

01:24:43.300 I just...

01:24:44.300 Like I support her...

01:24:45.300 I think that's...

01:24:46.300 But for myself...

01:24:47.300 I wouldn't do it

01:24:48.300 But...

01:24:52.300 But what do you support about that?

01:24:56.300 Um...

01:24:57.300 Like I support her doing what she wants to do...

01:24:59.300 You know?

01:25:00.300 I think that...

01:25:01.300 If she wants to do that...

01:25:02.300 She should...

01:25:03.300 You know what I mean?

01:25:06.300 Fair...

01:25:07.300 Right?

01:25:08.300 Like you can't tell people...

01:25:09.300 Like...

01:25:10.300 What to post...

01:25:11.300 And what not to post...

01:25:14.300 Um...

01:25:15.300 But me...

01:25:16.300 I can't...

01:25:17.300 Like my family would kill me...

01:25:19.300 I'm sorry...

01:25:20.300 My family would kill me...

01:25:22.300 Yeah...

01:25:23.300 You see...

01:25:24.300 You have a...

01:25:25.300 You have a strong...

01:25:26.300 Masculine presence...

01:25:27.300 Your dad is a good dad...

01:25:29.300 He's good...

01:25:30.300 But he's kind of strict sometimes...

01:25:31.300 But I understand...

01:25:32.300 You know?

01:25:34.300 I get where he's coming from...

01:25:37.300 Sometimes...

01:25:40.300 It's like I'm...

01:25:41.300 Like I'm 18, right?

01:25:42.300 But like...

01:25:43.300 If I leave...

01:25:44.300 I'm 18...

01:25:47.300 Wait...

01:25:48.300 Oh, um...

01:25:49.300 Which vaccine did you take?

01:25:51.300 Huh?

01:25:52.300 Which vaccine did you take?

01:25:55.300 Like...

01:25:56.300 Pfizer...

01:25:57.300 Moderna...

01:25:58.300 Johnson & Johnson?

01:26:00.300 I think...

01:26:01.300 I don't remember...

01:26:02.300 I think probably like Pfizer...

01:26:07.300 Two shots or one?

01:26:09.300 One...

01:26:10.300 I didn't take my second...

01:26:11.300 I was too scared...

01:26:12.300 Oh!

01:26:13.300 Half...

01:26:14.300 Yeah...

01:26:15.300 I...

01:26:16.300 I said that...

01:26:17.300 I only took one...

01:26:18.300 Okay...

01:26:19.300 I thought you said...

01:26:20.300 You didn't take the booster...

01:26:21.300 So you're just half-cinated...

01:26:22.300 The booster...

01:26:23.300 I...

01:26:24.300 My dad took everything...

01:26:25.300 I was like...

01:26:26.300 I'm not taking it...

01:26:27.300 Your dad's a bot?

01:26:28.300 I don't know...

01:26:29.300 He...

01:26:30.300 He loves like...

01:26:31.300 The country...

01:26:32.300 He loves America...

01:26:33.300 Like he...

01:26:34.300 He trusts everything...

01:26:35.300 Me...

01:26:36.300 I can't trust...

01:26:37.300 He's just like a boomer dad...

01:26:38.300 He must be like...

01:26:39.300 Six years old...

01:26:40.300 He's freaking...

01:26:41.300 73...

01:26:42.300 I think...

01:26:43.300 Understandable...

01:26:44.300 Does he have multiple wives?

01:26:45.300 No...

01:26:46.300 No...

01:26:47.300 No...

01:26:48.300 He just has my mom...

01:26:49.300 How old is your...

01:26:50.300 How old is your mom?

01:26:51.300 My mom's like...

01:26:52.300 40...

01:26:53.300 39...

01:26:54.300 They have a huge aging app...

01:26:58.300 It's really big...

01:27:01.300 Do you want multiple wives when you're older?

01:27:04.300 I mean...

01:27:05.300 It's possible...

01:27:06.300 But...

01:27:07.300 Start with one...

01:27:09.300 Oh...

01:27:10.300 You'd have...

01:27:11.300 Oh...

01:27:12.300 You would have like four wives?

01:27:13.300 No...

01:27:14.300 I mean...

01:27:15.300 I'm not sure...

01:27:16.300 But...

01:27:17.300 Start with one...

01:27:18.300 And then...

01:27:19.300 You keep...

01:27:20.300 You can add...

01:27:21.300 Oh...

01:27:22.300 That's good...

01:27:25.300 Do you...

01:27:26.300 Do you know a lot about...

01:27:27.300 Well...

01:27:28.300 I mean...

01:27:29.300 You are...

01:27:30.300 Um...

01:27:31.300 It's your Ramadan...

01:27:32.300 It was great...

01:27:33.300 I fasted the whole time...

01:27:34.300 I...

01:27:35.300 You did?

01:27:36.300 Yeah...

01:27:37.300 We...

01:27:38.300 Me and mom...

01:27:39.300 My community...

01:27:40.300 We ran a charity...

01:27:41.300 And...

01:27:42.300 We raised a bunch of money...

01:27:43.300 For Gaza...

01:27:44.300 It was a good time...

01:27:45.300 And I got to meet a lot of knowledgeable...

01:27:46.300 People within the religion...

01:27:47.300 So...

01:27:48.300 It was my first Ramadan too...

01:27:49.300 I reverted last year...

01:27:50.300 So it was the first time that I got to practice...

01:27:52.300 Oh...

01:27:53.300 That's really good...

01:27:55.300 Yeah...

01:27:56.300 That's really good...

01:27:57.300 Do you have any...

01:27:58.300 Do you have any...

01:27:59.300 What are your friends like?

01:28:01.300 My friends...

01:28:02.300 Uh...

01:28:03.300 Um...

01:28:04.300 My friends...

01:28:05.300 Yeah...

01:28:06.300 Like how do they act?

01:28:07.300 Yeah...

01:28:08.300 Are they...

01:28:09.300 Yeah...

01:28:10.300 Because...

01:28:11.300 Are they also conservative?

01:28:12.300 Or do they like to run around and...

01:28:13.300 You know...

01:28:14.300 Go clubbing and partying?

01:28:17.300 Like...

01:28:18.300 I have like...

01:28:20.300 I have like a couple friends...

01:28:22.300 And like half of them...

01:28:24.300 Are like...

01:28:25.300 They do...

01:28:26.300 You know...

01:28:27.300 Like they do go to clubs and stuff...

01:28:29.300 They know I don't go...

01:28:30.300 Because of my dad...

01:28:31.300 Literally...

01:28:32.300 Like...

01:28:33.300 I can't...

01:28:34.300 You know...

01:28:35.300 Uh...

01:28:36.300 My other friends...

01:28:37.300 Are just normal...

01:28:38.300 I like going out...

01:28:39.300 And eating...

01:28:40.300 New foods...

01:28:41.300 And taking pictures...

01:28:42.300 And stuff like that...

01:28:43.300 I like the movies...

01:28:44.300 I love going to the movies...

01:28:45.300 And skating...

01:28:47.300 Roller skating is fun...

01:28:50.300 I like to paint too...

01:28:51.300 You see that?

01:28:52.300 Can I see your paintings?

01:28:53.300 Go ahead...

01:28:54.300 Can you go close?

01:28:55.300 Yeah...

01:28:56.300 Do you want to see it?

01:28:57.300 Yeah...

01:28:58.300 Look...

01:28:59.300 Let me show you...

01:29:00.300 I have to get up...

01:29:01.300 Do you see it?

01:29:03.300 That's actually really nice...

01:29:05.300 You like it?

01:29:06.300 Yeah...

01:29:07.300 Thank you...

01:29:08.300 Who is that?

01:29:09.300 Is that you?

01:29:10.300 No...

01:29:11.300 Your mom?

01:29:12.300 My...

01:29:13.300 Yeah...

01:29:14.300 My mom...

01:29:15.300 Yeah...

01:29:16.300 I painted her...

01:29:17.300 And...

01:29:18.300 Yeah...

01:29:19.300 I don't know...

01:29:20.300 I like painting a lot...

01:29:21.300 I like going to picnics...

01:29:23.300 Have you ever been to the club?

01:29:25.300 No...

01:29:26.300 Do you want to go to the club?

01:29:35.300 Uh...

01:29:36.300 I feel like...

01:29:37.300 I'm okay with not going...

01:29:38.300 I don't...

01:29:39.300 I don't...

01:29:40.300 I don't...

01:29:41.300 I don't really like...

01:29:42.300 I feel like it's too much people...

01:29:44.300 And...

01:29:45.300 The music...

01:29:46.300 Like...

01:29:47.300 When it's loud music...

01:29:48.300 My heart just starts racing...

01:29:49.300 You know what I mean?

01:29:50.300 Mm-hmm...

01:29:51.300 And I don't like it...

01:29:52.300 I just don't like it...

01:29:53.300 But I would've...

01:29:54.300 Like if my friend...

01:29:55.300 Like my friend...

01:29:56.300 Like she tried to drag me to go...

01:29:58.300 But I was so nervous...

01:29:59.300 I...

01:30:00.300 I couldn't...

01:30:01.300 I couldn't...

01:30:02.300 Don't go...

01:30:03.300 But I was so nervous...

01:30:05.300 I...

01:30:06.300 I couldn't...

01:30:07.300 Don't go...

01:30:08.300 Can you...

01:30:09.300 Can you promise me something?

01:30:10.300 Hmm?

01:30:11.300 Promise me something...

01:30:12.300 Your name is Yasmina?

01:30:13.300 Yeah, Yasmina...

01:30:14.300 Promise me you're never gonna go to the club...

01:30:17.300 Promise...

01:30:19.300 Yeah, I promise...

01:30:20.300 Have you ever been to a club?

01:30:24.300 In the past, yeah...

01:30:26.300 How...

01:30:27.300 How is it?

01:30:28.300 You're not missing anything...

01:30:29.300 It's just loud music...

01:30:30.300 And drunk people...

01:30:31.300 Do you drink?

01:30:33.300 Yeah...

01:30:34.300 Um...

01:30:35.300 Not really...

01:30:36.300 My family does though...

01:30:37.300 What do you mean...

01:30:38.300 So what do you have...

01:30:39.300 Like a glass of wine...

01:30:40.300 Once in a while?

01:30:41.300 Yeah...

01:30:42.300 And we have like this famous...

01:30:43.300 Drink in Ethiopia, right?

01:30:45.300 And it's called...

01:30:46.300 And tella...

01:30:47.300 And tella...

01:30:48.300 Is like something that...

01:30:49.300 It's like a cultural thing...

01:30:51.300 But it doesn't really get you like...

01:30:53.300 I don't drink it though...

01:30:54.300 Cause it tastes...

01:30:55.300 Like I try...

01:30:56.300 I don't like drinking...

01:30:57.300 Yeah...

01:30:58.300 It tastes disgusting...

01:30:59.300 It does...

01:31:00.300 And it's really bad...

01:31:01.300 If you mess up your mind...

01:31:02.300 And it gets you fat...

01:31:03.300 And everything...

01:31:04.300 It just puts you in a bad state...

01:31:05.300 Oh my god...

01:31:06.300 My dad has the biggest belly...

01:31:08.300 Cause he drinks a lot?

01:31:09.300 The biggest...

01:31:10.300 He drinks so much...

01:31:11.300 It's not good...

01:31:12.300 Oh...

01:31:13.300 Like he drinks so much...

01:31:14.300 I have to...

01:31:15.300 Like yesterday...

01:31:16.300 To drive...

01:31:17.300 To the place...

01:31:18.300 That he hangs out...

01:31:19.300 And I always bring him back home...

01:31:21.300 Because...

01:31:22.300 You know...

01:31:23.300 Like...

01:31:24.300 He can't drive...

01:31:25.300 And he's like...

01:31:26.300 I can drive...

01:31:27.300 I can drive...

01:31:28.300 Don't tell me what to do...

01:31:29.300 But...

01:31:30.300 I don't want him...

01:31:31.300 Something to happen to him...

01:31:32.300 You know...

01:31:33.300 And he was mad at me...

01:31:34.300 Because...

01:31:35.300 I don't know...

01:31:36.300 And his friends are bad influences too...

01:31:37.300 Like they tell him...

01:31:38.300 It's okay...

01:31:39.300 It's okay...

01:31:40.300 And he's like...

01:31:41.300 Wasting all this money...

01:31:42.300 For you...

01:31:45.300 Wait...

01:31:46.300 Can I see you one more time?

01:31:47.300 I...

01:31:48.300 I just...

01:31:49.300 I forgot...

01:31:50.300 I forgot what you look like...

01:31:51.300 Forgot...

01:31:52.300 Forgot what I look like?

01:31:53.300 I do...

01:31:54.300 I do...

01:31:55.300 I don't know...

01:31:56.300 Why it's so...

01:31:57.300 And like...

01:31:58.300 You can see me...

01:31:59.300 I can't...

01:32:00.300 How...

01:32:01.300 I can't tell how dark you are...

01:32:02.300 It's pretty dark in your room...

01:32:03.300 Can you see me?

01:32:05.300 I can...

01:32:09.300 Just...

01:32:10.300 I love the opera beast that you've been playing non-stop...

01:32:11.300 Oh...

01:32:12.300 You can hear it a lot?

01:32:13.300 Yeah...

01:32:14.300 You know what my favorite one is?

01:32:15.300 Mmhmm...

01:32:16.300 No...

01:32:17.300 I love Rima a lot...

01:32:18.300 And I love Burna Boy...

01:32:19.300 I love Ruka...

01:32:20.300 I wanna go to a Burna Boy concert...

01:32:22.300 But they're so expensive...

01:32:23.300 Yeah...

01:32:24.300 And concerts are also...

01:32:25.300 Gay...

01:32:26.300 And satanic...

01:32:27.300 You think so?

01:32:28.300 Yeah...

01:32:29.300 Just listen to it at home...

01:32:30.300 Yeah...

01:32:31.300 I just...

01:32:32.300 Listen to it at home...

01:32:33.300 Honestly...

01:32:34.300 Like...

01:32:35.300 The thing about it...

01:32:36.300 You know...

01:32:37.300 About the Astroworld thing...

01:32:38.300 Or something...

01:32:39.300 Yeah...

01:32:40.300 I know...

01:32:41.300 It's...

01:32:42.300 It's all satanic rituals and sacrifices to go into energy harvest...

01:32:44.300 You don't need to go there...

01:32:45.300 But...

01:32:46.300 Let me ask you...

01:32:47.300 How many genders are there?

01:32:48.300 Gender?

01:32:49.300 Yeah...

01:32:50.300 How many genders are there?

01:32:51.300 Um...

01:32:52.300 Female...

01:32:53.300 There's female...

01:32:54.300 There's male...

01:32:55.300 There's...

01:32:56.300 I'm just kidding...

01:32:57.300 No...

01:32:58.300 Actually...

01:32:59.300 I think...

01:33:00.300 I don't wanna offend...

01:33:01.300 Like...

01:33:02.300 I think there's female male...

01:33:03.300 But...

01:33:04.300 Like...

01:33:05.300 I'm just kidding...

01:33:06.300 I'm just kidding...

01:33:07.300 No...

01:33:08.300 Actually...

01:33:09.300 I think...

01:33:10.300 I don't wanna offend...

01:33:11.300 Like...

01:33:12.300 I think there's female male...

01:33:13.300 But...

01:33:14.300 Like...

01:33:15.300 I'm just...

01:33:16.300 Like...

01:33:17.300 If people say...

01:33:18.300 Dumb...

01:33:19.300 They're...

01:33:20.300 You know...

01:33:21.300 I think that...

01:33:22.300 It's okay...

01:33:23.300 Cause...

01:33:24.300 They're dumb...

01:33:25.300 You know...

01:33:26.300 But you think they're retarded?

01:33:27.300 No...

01:33:28.300 That's bad...

01:33:29.300 Yeah...

01:33:30.300 No...

01:33:31.300 They're just...

01:33:32.300 I understand...

01:33:33.300 Like...

01:33:34.300 You don't wanna hurt their feelings...

01:33:35.300 But...

01:33:36.300 You think that they're just...

01:33:37.300 Yeah...

01:33:38.300 Misguided...

01:33:39.300 Like...

01:33:40.300 I don't agree with that...

01:33:41.300 Like...

01:33:42.300 Like...

01:33:43.300 I don't want my kids to be...

01:33:44.300 Dumb...

01:33:46.300 That's kinda crazy to me...

01:33:48.300 But I...

01:33:49.300 But I respect them...

01:33:50.300 Because...

01:33:51.300 If that's how they wanna identify...

01:33:52.300 You know...

01:33:53.300 Like...

01:33:54.300 You can't really say too much to them...

01:33:55.300 You just have to let them be in life...

01:33:57.300 You know what I mean?

01:33:59.300 What about...

01:34:02.300 What do you think about it?

01:34:03.300 Uh...

01:34:04.300 I think they're retarded faggots...

01:34:05.300 But...

01:34:06.300 I'm starting to...

01:34:07.300 Fall in love with you...

01:34:11.300 Shut up...

01:34:12.300 I'm not gonna shut up...

01:34:13.300 Let me see you one more time...

01:34:14.300 You're my new wife...

01:34:15.300 Huh?

01:34:16.300 Why?

01:34:17.300 Are you crazy?

01:34:18.300 You said you want four wives...

01:34:20.300 What the...

01:34:21.300 I didn't say I want four wives...

01:34:25.300 I never said that...

01:34:26.300 True...

01:34:27.300 True...

01:34:28.300 True...

01:34:29.300 Look at you putting words in my mouth...

01:34:31.300 No...

01:34:32.300 You said that...

01:34:33.300 One...

01:34:34.300 But...

01:34:35.300 Then four...

01:34:36.300 No...

01:34:37.300 I said in Islam it's permissible...

01:34:38.300 So...

01:34:39.300 I don't know what's gonna happen...

01:34:40.300 But...

01:34:41.300 You know...

01:34:42.300 End goal or anything...

01:34:43.300 Mm-hmm...

01:34:44.300 That makes sense...

01:34:45.300 Yeah...

01:34:46.300 Whatever God wills will happen...

01:34:49.300 Thank you...

01:34:50.300 Do you...

01:34:51.300 What were you before Muslim...

01:34:52.300 Islam?

01:34:53.300 Before...

01:34:54.300 You converted Islam...

01:34:55.300 What was...

01:34:56.300 I grew up Catholic...

01:34:57.300 And then I became an atheist...

01:34:59.300 And then...

01:35:00.300 Now I'm Muslim...

01:35:01.300 That's good...

01:35:04.300 Mm-hmm...

01:35:05.300 That's good...

01:35:06.300 Are Muslims allowed?

01:35:07.300 I don't...

01:35:08.300 I never knew but...

01:35:09.300 They're allowed?

01:35:10.300 Right?

01:35:11.300 They're allowed to what?

01:35:12.300 To like...

01:35:13.300 Like marry like...

01:35:14.300 Or like even date...

01:35:15.300 Other religions...

01:35:16.300 No...

01:35:17.300 No...

01:35:18.300 So...

01:35:19.300 It's like your parents...

01:35:20.300 You're...

01:35:21.300 We're allowed to marry people of the book...

01:35:22.300 Muslims are...

01:35:23.300 Allowed to marry Christians and Jews...

01:35:24.300 So...

01:35:25.300 You're a Christian...

01:35:26.300 There's...

01:35:27.300 So we're...

01:35:28.300 We're gonna get married...

01:35:29.300 Let me see...

01:35:33.300 Let me see you...

01:35:34.300 Let me see my future wife one more time...

01:35:40.300 Me...

01:35:41.300 I can't...

01:35:42.300 I'm nervous...

01:35:43.300 I'm not nervous no more...

01:35:44.300 I'm happy...

01:35:45.300 No...

01:35:46.300 You're not nervous...

01:35:47.300 I'm not happy...

01:35:48.300 I'm happy...

01:35:49.300 It's okay to be happy...

01:35:50.300 Can you teach me Filipino?

01:35:53.300 I know how to say...

01:35:55.300 Komostaka?

01:35:56.300 Komostaka?

01:35:57.300 What is that?

01:35:58.300 That means hello...

01:35:59.300 And then...

01:36:00.300 If you want to say...

01:36:01.300 Thank you very much...

01:36:02.300 You say...

01:36:03.300 Salamanpo...

01:36:04.300 Samatpo...

01:36:06.300 Salamanpo...

01:36:07.300 Samatpo...

01:36:09.300 Samatpo...

01:36:10.300 Samatpo...

01:36:11.300 Exactly.

01:36:12.300 Samatpo...

01:36:13.300 And then...

01:36:14.300 Samatpo...

01:36:15.300 That's great!

01:36:16.300 Actually?!

01:36:17.300 See a word to describe me...

01:36:19.300 Guapo...

01:36:20.300 Can you say...

01:36:21.300 Snico...

01:36:22.300 You're guapo!

01:36:24.300 Snico...

01:36:25.300 You're guapo!

01:36:27.380 Snico...

01:36:28.300 Your guapo!

01:36:29.300 Snico...

01:36:30.300 You're guapo!

01:36:32.300 yeah that means sniko you're handsome

01:36:35.900 wait that's in filipino okay okay let me teach you my language

01:36:46.740 okay teach me do you want to know or you don't want to how do i say yasmina is my wife

01:36:50.680 um yasmina um i forgot how to say wife i forgot it how do you say beautiful

01:37:03.100 uh yenne conjo yasmina yenne conjo yeah i can't i can't i have to see you one more time to say it

01:37:14.200 with my chest i feel shy okay you can't say that to me like you have to just say it

01:37:20.660 okay well just see it and then put it back just let me see you one more time

01:37:23.620 just what sorry just let me see you one more time

01:37:28.160 no you have to just keep it there a little longer i can't see

01:37:34.360 you want me to keep it here just yeah just keep it there

01:37:37.940 okay so you'd say salam salam yenne yenne

01:37:43.840 sem sem

01:37:46.160 sneeko

01:37:48.220 sneeko

01:37:49.100 no

01:37:50.140 no okay now say after me say la

01:37:52.660 la

01:37:54.100 ilaha

01:37:55.020 ilaha

01:37:56.740 ilallah

01:37:57.740 ilama

01:37:59.800 ilallah

01:38:01.220 ilallah

01:38:02.800 mohammedan

01:38:04.040 mohammedan wait what is that what is that

01:38:07.300 rasulullah

01:38:08.640 rasulullah

01:38:10.680 what does that mean that means you're the one for me

01:38:17.700 i actually like i actually think that we can get married i'm being dead serious

01:38:24.360 i feel like i feel like marriage is big commitment

01:38:30.040 that's true but it's better than dating do you believe in dating

01:38:32.700 oh i've never dated um i believe in it but like i don't want to just date somebody

01:38:40.240 like just to date someone i wouldn't do that you know

01:38:43.920 you want to skip that you just want to get right to the marriage

01:38:46.940 yeah i don't want i don't like like i don't want to date someone and then like

01:38:51.420 the breaking up parts and stuff for what like i just wish i can skip it

01:38:56.880 it's a waste yes that's the way to go

01:39:00.660 dating is a giant psyop just go right to marriage we have to meet the right person and

01:39:05.080 make sure they fit the right criteria

01:39:06.480 you know my parents they married in like two weeks and now they've been married forever

01:39:12.120 they didn't really date like that like i wish it was like the best relationships are like that

01:39:17.200 but you have to find the right people

01:39:19.420 that's true like america is not latina do you have uh instagram

01:39:27.200 don't say sorry don't say sorry that's fine i gave you my rap chat though

01:39:40.140 i'm gonna i'm gonna friend you on here too um accept my friend request

01:39:49.560 okay wait do i put check mark that like this one like that uh i think so yeah

01:40:00.000 okay okay wait is that the thing oh i did it you friend of me

01:40:09.140 yeah i did it

01:40:11.140 but yeah

01:40:15.140 wait um your instagram is not the habasha

01:40:22.660 no

01:40:24.120 that's good

01:40:30.580 hey little boy

01:40:38.060 no no

01:40:40.060 no

01:40:42.060 no

01:40:46.060 she hit the wrong button

01:40:48.700 no

01:40:51.500 wait did she run or did she hit the wrong button

01:40:57.500 did she run or did she hit the wrong button

01:41:02.060 jacosa there's no way is that her

01:41:08.460 chat is this her

01:41:17.340 okay

01:41:31.340 did she okay did she hit the wrong button or did she

01:41:40.140 did she hit the wrong button or did she run because this is her instagram was this the same name as her snapchat

01:41:50.140 did that

01:41:52.140 okay

01:41:56.140 you

01:41:58.140 there

01:41:59.560 there

01:42:00.140 you

01:42:00.780 ah

01:42:02.140 た

01:42:04.780 this is

01:42:06.780 Hey dad, aww.

01:42:27.960 I became born very active.

01:42:31.020 I don't know.

01:42:36.780 Look at you guys.

01:43:05.540 Long live love speech.

01:43:07.000 Marcus, you're fucking weird.

01:43:09.220 Why did you lie to Sneeko?

01:43:12.380 City girl.

01:43:17.780 Can't trust a Christian.

01:43:19.260 I'm joking.

01:43:21.300 Oh, man.

01:43:29.760 City girl.

01:43:35.540 City girl.

01:44:05.540 City girl.

01:44:19.000 Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely, I have nobody for my own.

01:44:29.080 I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely.

01:44:33.000 Yo, Akon.

01:44:34.040 What up, D?

01:44:34.860 You coming to what, man?

01:44:36.420 I got a lot on my mind.

01:44:37.500 I'm going to let y'all go ahead, man.

01:44:38.780 All right.

01:44:39.340 Come on.

01:44:40.000 All right.

01:44:41.000 All right.

01:44:41.400 All right.

01:44:41.460 I'm going to let y'all go ahead, man.

01:44:46.460 I got that one good girl, dawg, that's always been there, man.

01:44:51.340 Like, took all the bullshit.

01:44:52.880 But then one day she can't take it no more and decide to leave.

01:44:57.340 Yeah.

01:44:58.340 I woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side.

01:45:03.980 Could have sworn I was dreaming.

01:45:05.500 For her I was peening.

01:45:06.900 So I had to take a little ride.

01:45:08.780 Backtracking on these few years, trying to figure out what I do to make it go bad.

01:45:14.420 Because ever since my girl left me, my whole life came crashing and I'm so lonely.

01:45:20.380 So lonely.

01:45:21.620 I'm Mr. Lonely.

01:45:22.920 Mr. Lonely.

01:45:24.380 I have nobody.

01:45:27.760 To call my own girl.

01:45:30.860 So lonely.

01:45:32.340 I'm Mr. Lonely.

01:45:34.780 I have nobody to call my own girl.

01:45:41.220 Can't believe I had a girl like you and I just let you walk right out of my life.

01:45:46.540 After all I put you through, you still stuck around and stayed by my side.

01:45:51.640 What really hurt me is I broke your heart.

01:45:53.960 Baby, you a good girl and I had no right.

01:45:56.520 I really want to make things right.

01:45:59.220 Because without you in my life, girl, I'm so, so lonely.

01:46:05.340 Mr. Lonely.

01:46:07.620 I had nobody.

01:46:10.300 To call my own girl.

01:46:13.460 So lonely.

01:46:16.020 Mr. Lonely.

01:46:18.400 I had nobody.

01:46:21.380 To call my own girl.

01:46:23.840 Been all over the world.

01:46:25.280 Ain't never met a girl.

01:46:26.460 Bro.

01:46:26.780 She looks better on Instagram.

01:46:42.720 You'll always have us.

01:46:44.080 I don't want you guys.

01:46:46.380 I don't want you.

01:46:51.680 We're my wife, bro.

01:46:56.780 Think about this.

01:47:01.180 Ali took Adlove's speech donated $3.

01:47:04.620 Sneeko.

01:47:05.600 Yeah, Ali, if you do not go to Afghanistan with Arabun cut gems, I will slap you inshallah.

01:47:10.980 I do not know why you do not stream for my entertainment, but you will change this inshallah.

01:47:16.380 I will be your best man.

01:47:17.720 And I always find you, always find something wrong.

01:47:42.240 You've been putting up with my sister's way too long.

01:47:49.120 I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most.

01:47:54.640 So I think it's time for us to have a toast.

01:47:58.620 It's time to toast for the douchebags.

01:48:01.520 It's time to toast for the...

01:48:03.000 It's time to toast for the scogebags.

01:48:07.360 Every morning girl that I know.

01:48:10.000 It's time to toast for the jerkos.

01:48:12.840 Gotta never take work off.

01:48:15.320 Baby, I gotta plan.

01:48:17.380 Run away fast as you can.

01:48:20.900 To find pictures in my email.

01:48:22.860 I sent this girl a picture of my, hey.

01:48:26.300 I don't know what it is with females.

01:48:29.300 But I'm not too good at that thing.

01:48:31.860 See, I can have me a good girl.

01:48:34.540 And still be addicted to the mud grass.

01:48:37.500 And I just blame everything on you.

01:48:40.020 At least you know that's what I'm good at.

01:48:43.100 And I always find you, always find you, always find something wrong.

01:48:48.240 You've been putting up with my shit, it's just way too long.

01:48:55.280 I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most.

01:49:00.800 So I think it's time for us to have a toast.

01:49:05.160 Let's have a toast for the douchebags.

01:49:07.720 Let's have a toast for the...

01:49:09.240 Let's have a toast for the scogebags.

01:49:12.240 Let's have a toast for the douchebags.

01:49:18.780 Gotta never take work off.

01:49:21.440 Baby, I gotta plan.

01:49:23.500 Run away fast as you can.

01:49:27.160 Run away from me, baby.

01:49:30.640 Run away.

01:49:32.500 Run away from me, baby.

01:49:36.180 Run away.

01:49:37.300 Think about this.

01:49:39.220 Adam's a catwalk speech donated $3.

01:49:41.440 This is run away.

01:49:42.600 This is my plan.

01:49:45.600 Run away as fast as you can.

01:49:47.480 Okay, shall I find you?

01:49:49.220 Run away from me, baby.

01:49:52.720 Run away.

01:49:54.560 Run away from me, baby.

01:49:58.200 Run away.

01:50:00.240 And I got to get crazy.

01:50:02.680 I can't cheat just.

01:50:04.180 Run away.

01:50:05.520 Baby, I gotta plan.

01:50:07.340 Run away as fast as you can.

01:50:10.340 24-7, 365.

01:50:13.220 Poofs stays on my mind.

01:50:15.240 I, I, I, I get it.

01:50:16.840 All right, all right.

01:50:17.600 I admit it.

01:50:18.560 Now pick your next move.

01:50:19.660 You can leave or live with it.

01:50:21.500 It can fight.

01:50:22.260 Train with that motherfucking top off.

01:50:24.520 Split and go wear.

01:50:25.640 Back to wear a knockoff tie.

01:50:27.300 Knock it off.

01:50:28.260 Need to chop it off.

01:50:29.600 Let's talk over my ties.

01:50:31.040 Wait, just chop it off.

01:50:32.560 Holds like gold.

01:50:33.420 Just want to fly in your Freddy loafers.

01:50:35.460 You can't play my name.

01:50:36.680 Never see besides your sofas.

01:50:38.140 Every bag, every blouse, every bracelet.

01:50:40.960 Comes with a price tag, baby.

01:50:42.900 Face it.

01:50:43.820 You should leave if you can't accept the basics.

01:50:46.620 Plenty of holes in a ball of nigga matrix.

01:50:49.260 Invisibly set.

01:50:50.300 The Rolex is faceless.

01:50:52.080 I'm just young.

01:50:52.940 It's tasteless.

01:50:54.200 T-go.

01:50:55.540 Fuck.

01:50:57.460 Man, fuck that.

01:50:58.180 18 virgin, schizo-autistic, only half-senated, beautiful, racist, transphobic.

01:51:13.400 I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I have me, I have her Snapchat.

01:51:33.540 She texted me.

01:51:34.400 Think about this.

01:51:41.480 She said.

01:51:42.520 John Zirka donated $3.

01:51:45.120 The path of life, path 8, is a lonely journey.

01:51:47.760 Shut the fuck up, bro.

01:51:49.080 You faggotated.

01:51:49.900 I miss you.

01:51:50.680 You guys need to be.

01:51:51.460 Okay, bye.

01:51:53.260 She said, I'm sorry I felt weird, my Instagram.

01:51:59.400 I'm calling her.

01:52:00.240 I'm calling her.

01:52:00.300 I'm calling her.

01:52:04.400 She has an OnlyFans?

01:52:32.920 She has an OnlyFans.

01:52:34.400 She has an OnlyFans.

01:52:47.040 She has an OnlyFans.

01:52:54.180 I'm asking her.

01:52:55.760 Thank you.

01:53:25.760 It could be fake.

01:53:36.840 It could be a fake account.

01:53:55.760 It could be fake.

01:54:04.740 It could be fake.

01:54:06.440 It could be fake.

01:54:08.480 Someone clip the Shahada at least.

01:54:09.240 Let me farm it a little bit.

01:54:11.400 Halako clip the Shahada.

01:54:12.200 There's no way.

01:54:29.200 Think about this!

01:54:31.200 Ambushko donated $3.

01:54:34.200 What do you expect from a girl with an alcoholic dad?

01:54:37.200 You're weird.

01:54:47.200 Think about this!

01:54:49.200 Fresh Princess CEO donated $3.

01:54:52.200 Think about this.

01:54:54.200 It will ggg get bitter in time.

01:54:57.200 Have faith.

01:54:58.200 You are a winner.

01:55:01.200 Thanks bro.

01:55:03.200 Thanks bro.

01:55:07.200 Move on.

01:55:09.200 Time for Fodger.

01:55:11.200 Time for Fodger.

01:55:13.200 Time for Fodger.

01:55:15.200 Time for Fodger.

01:55:17.200 Take it.

01:55:21.200 Okay.

01:55:25.200 Oh!

01:55:30.200 Okay.

01:55:31.200 Okay.

01:55:32.200 It's time.

01:55:33.200 It's time.

01:55:34.200 It's time.

01:55:35.200 i'm not even chat i'm being completely honest with you i was actually thinking about it

01:55:47.680 i wasn't even like clip i was actually thinking about following up

01:55:52.520 18. now we need to pray for allah we need to pray let me make one do it for allah we need to pray

01:56:14.420 i'm being 100 honest i was actually thinking about

01:56:20.360 i was thinking about ending stream and then like talking to her dad wallah

01:56:28.080 ah man man oh man oh man

01:56:34.680 man oh man oh man

01:56:50.360 follow your word

01:56:52.400 see what new sight

01:56:54.400 this is my new

01:57:02.120 this is my new song

01:57:07.240 oh my new disease

01:57:11.640 oh my new

01:57:14.100 Oh

01:57:44.100 Niko sent 100 dollars, it's real.

01:58:14.080 It's real. Well, thanks for the

01:58:16.260 big super chats. If it is

01:58:18.100 real, if it was real, you would

01:58:20.220 text me. If it's real, you would just

01:58:22.080 text me. But if it's real, thanks

01:58:24.240 man. You're a great guy.

01:58:25.940 Love you, bro. If it's not real,

01:58:28.420 I'm tired of all these impersonators.

01:58:30.080 If it's not real, I don't want any

01:58:32.180 impersonators. That's

01:58:34.120 crazy. But I appreciate the big super

01:58:36.020 chats, whoever you are, either way.

01:58:38.220 And we love Sneeko either way.

01:58:40.080 Sneeko texted me. It's surreal.

01:58:41.740 Okay, Sneeko just texted me

01:58:43.660 07. It's the real

01:58:45.380 Sneeko. Well, hey, thanks

01:58:47.480 a lot, man. Could we get an

01:58:49.300 07 for Sneeko, the goat?

01:58:52.280 Sneeko took the

01:58:53.580 leap before

01:58:55.460 any of this was happening. Before

01:58:57.420 Gaza, before Fresh

01:58:59.500 and Fit, before Twitter.

01:59:01.600 Let me take a minute and glaze for

01:59:03.460 a second.

01:59:05.700 Sneeko is, hey,

01:59:07.580 real. Recognize real.

01:59:10.840 Last July,

01:59:12.220 or, I'm sorry, two

01:59:13.320 Julys ago.

01:59:14.760 July 2022.

01:59:17.560 He got put on by some

01:59:19.400 Groyper, who I actually know.

01:59:22.840 And

01:59:23.320 I called him up, and

01:59:25.360 the guy right away is like, do the Jews

01:59:27.160 control America? And I'm like, yes.

01:59:29.180 And he's like, let's go.

01:59:31.540 Before Fresh and Fit, before

01:59:33.320 Ye 24, before

01:59:34.620 Candace Owens

01:59:35.440 Gaza, Sneeko was

01:59:37.480 the OG.

01:59:39.540 And he went to Fuentes Rally, too.

01:59:41.380 So, 07's for Sneeko. We love you,

01:59:43.460 man. This is our year.

01:59:45.440 Love speech.

01:59:47.200 America first.

01:59:48.680 Christians.

01:59:49.500 Muslims.

01:59:51.240 It's all love.

01:59:52.620 Pro-America.

01:59:53.780 Pro-God.

01:59:55.320 So, you're the man.

01:59:56.720 We love you, man.

01:59:57.460 I appreciate you.

01:59:58.760 Great friend.

02:00:00.440 Great space

02:00:01.340 yesterday.

02:00:01.820 I got mad at Sneeko a little bit

02:00:04.840 the other day.

02:00:05.440 I thought that was Elon.

02:00:07.160 And Sneeko kept, like,

02:00:08.720 asking him questions.

02:00:09.960 I'm like, I'm texting him, like,

02:00:11.240 hey, man.

02:00:12.660 Stop.

02:00:13.240 This is Elon.

02:00:14.280 Like, chill.

02:00:15.260 You know?

02:00:17.000 Then I felt like a retard,

02:00:18.940 because I'm like, dude,

02:00:19.660 this is not Elon.

02:00:21.780 No, but he's a great guy.

02:00:23.220 Great space the other day.

02:00:24.280 So, we appreciate you, buddy.

02:00:26.660 And hopefully, we'll do a

02:00:27.900 love space,

02:00:29.060 love speech space

02:00:30.420 on Twitter soon.

02:00:32.200 You let me know.

02:00:32.960 Whatever.

02:00:33.480 I'm already in there.

02:00:34.580 I love your community.

02:00:35.380 Thank you.

02:00:35.500 Thank you.

02:01:01.820 Go, Cope.

02:01:07.080 Keep your head up.

02:01:07.720 It is what it is, man.

02:01:11.340 I'm going to text her.

02:01:16.280 Oh, she called me.

02:01:17.200 She called me.

02:01:34.600 What happened, Yosemina?

02:01:35.540 You hung up on me.

02:01:37.040 Oh, my God.

02:01:39.520 I thought you didn't have an Instagram.

02:01:43.480 What happened?

02:01:44.660 I didn't want to say it,

02:01:45.960 because, like,

02:01:47.500 I felt like you were probably,

02:01:49.000 like, people were watching you

02:01:50.100 or something,

02:01:50.480 because of, like,

02:01:50.940 the reactions you were making,

02:01:52.260 so I didn't want to say it.

02:01:54.040 Oh, okay.

02:01:55.660 That's why,

02:01:56.460 but I'm sorry.

02:01:57.280 I don't mean to lie,

02:01:58.320 but it's so embarrassing.

02:01:59.660 It's okay.

02:02:00.220 I forgive you.

02:02:01.440 Yeah.

02:02:02.520 I forgive you.

02:02:03.500 But you don't have,

02:02:04.620 you don't do OnlyFans,

02:02:05.720 do you?

02:02:05.920 No.

02:02:08.440 Oh, my God, no.

02:02:10.280 Oh, okay, okay.

02:02:12.140 But what are you so nervous about?

02:02:15.000 I'm not nervous.

02:02:16.000 I'm actually,

02:02:16.640 like, now I'm more comfortable.

02:02:19.860 Can I call you back?

02:02:21.740 Can you call me back?

02:02:22.940 Oh, yeah, yeah, of course, yeah.

02:02:25.960 Okay.

02:02:30.320 Do you have Discord?

02:02:33.260 Discord?

02:02:34.000 Yeah.

02:02:34.240 Yeah, but, like,

02:02:36.160 I don't use it,

02:02:37.060 like, at all, actually.

02:02:39.160 Oh, okay.

02:02:39.660 Text me your Discord name.

02:02:41.780 My Discord name?

02:02:42.700 Yeah.

02:02:43.560 Okay, yeah, sure.

02:02:44.520 I'll, I'll,

02:02:45.100 I'll send some to you.

02:02:46.560 Okay, talk soon.

02:02:47.800 Okay.

02:02:59.020 Bro, why are you bringing up,

02:03:00.220 can you guys just let me,

02:03:00.940 And, uh,

02:03:02.220 what are you,

02:03:03.620 I'm,

02:03:04.100 I'm 바�code.

02:03:12.940 I'm,

02:03:13.400 I'm going,

02:03:18.540 you

02:03:19.280 I kind of,

02:03:19.760 I'm.

02:03:20.820 I'm,

02:03:21.880 I'm,

02:03:22.260 I'm,

02:03:23.280 I'm,

02:03:23.660 I'm,

02:03:24.060 I'm,

02:03:24.300 I'm,

02:03:24.760 I'm.

02:03:24.800 I'm,

02:03:25.320 I'm,

02:03:25.580 I'm,

02:03:25.920 I'm,

02:03:26.340 I'm,

02:03:27.380 I'm,

02:03:27.500 I'm,

02:03:27.840 manager and take 50%

02:03:37.040 should I

02:03:42.340 should I sneak O'Doherty

02:03:44.100 it's fake

02:03:46.380 OF is not fans Lee

02:03:53.040 yo Stark

02:03:55.260 you're fucking

02:03:55.880 on it bro

02:03:56.820 you are on it

02:03:58.500 what is this tiktok

02:03:59.400 that's just your

02:04:02.760 tiktok

02:04:03.200 okay

02:04:03.600 uh chat

02:04:08.940 I'm getting an idea

02:04:11.640 I'm gonna call our

02:04:18.140 discord

02:04:18.420 hey uh

02:04:19.400 uh uh

02:04:22.100 50 50

02:04:22.940 ain't no

02:04:33.700 ain't no way

02:04:34.580 I don't believe it

02:04:35.840 I don't believe it

02:04:36.360 I don't believe it

02:04:36.780 I don't believe it

02:04:37.180 oh if this is

02:04:40.460 if this is a lie

02:04:41.660 women are really good

02:04:43.220 at lying

02:04:43.760 think about this

02:04:54.240 she costa donated

02:04:55.920 three dollars

02:04:56.960 she's shy but

02:04:58.280 she's on monkey

02:04:59.060 at 4am

02:05:00.160 manipulator

02:05:01.420 good content

02:05:02.660 though

02:05:03.140 yeah

02:05:05.080 obviously a fake

02:05:12.060 IG

02:05:12.360 yeah

02:05:18.040 the

02:05:18.780 the

02:05:19.080 the

02:05:19.380 IG

02:05:19.740 or

02:05:19.900 link

02:05:20.040 it

02:05:20.140 is fake

02:05:20.520 bro

02:05:20.800 it's fake

02:05:26.360 bro

02:05:26.680 for tiktok

02:05:28.820 bro

02:05:29.900 yo

02:05:32.160 I gotta

02:05:32.520 gotta be careful

02:05:33.580 on these streets

02:05:34.100 bro

02:05:34.660 she bad

02:05:55.240 damn man

02:05:58.140 did she know

02:05:58.560 who I was

02:05:59.140 and then

02:05:59.560 was just

02:05:59.860 trying to

02:06:00.120 farm me

02:06:00.560 oh man

02:06:04.260 think about

02:06:10.160 this

02:06:10.600 ambushko

02:06:12.080 donated

02:06:12.600 three dollars

02:06:13.600 she about

02:06:14.600 to manipulate

02:06:15.260 you so hard

02:06:16.140 right now

02:06:16.820 and her dumbass

02:06:17.820 wall fall

02:06:18.600 for it

02:06:19.100 nope

02:06:19.380 friendly

02:06:22.660 add me

02:06:24.600 and she

02:06:30.680 got a nice

02:06:31.080 voice

02:06:31.420 all that

02:06:32.060 bro

02:06:32.360 all that

02:06:33.940 add me

02:06:39.640 back

02:06:40.120 what the

02:06:51.400 yo

02:06:54.340 what the

02:06:54.960 people are

02:07:01.280 sending me

02:07:01.720 on

02:07:01.880 hold on

02:07:05.020 hold on

02:07:05.240 people are

02:07:05.580 like

02:07:05.760 DMing me

02:07:06.160 on

02:07:06.280 Snapchat

02:07:06.620 I don't

02:07:11.060 even know

02:07:11.300 how to

02:07:11.460 use

02:07:11.640 Snapchat

02:07:11.960 bro

02:07:12.220 um

02:07:25.160 what about

02:07:26.380 her

02:07:26.560 can she be

02:07:26.920 the backup

02:07:27.280 this girl

02:07:34.200 message me

02:07:35.000 on Snapchat

02:07:35.360 she ran

02:07:36.720 hey

02:07:41.320 stop texting me

02:07:47.420 on Snapchat

02:07:47.860 who are you

02:07:48.460 people

02:07:48.760 who are you

02:07:50.320 people

02:07:50.800 why are you

02:07:52.720 guys up right

02:07:53.360 now

02:07:53.560 this is a

02:07:54.100 secret stream

02:07:54.740 okay

02:08:01.560 add me

02:08:02.220 back

02:08:02.580 we need

02:08:03.020 a

02:08:03.220 we need

02:08:03.780 the

02:08:03.900 conclusion

02:08:04.300 bro

02:08:04.560 I need

02:08:05.740 the

02:08:05.880 conclusion

02:08:06.360 creepco

02:08:10.040 okay

02:08:10.440 all right

02:08:10.940 cheating on

02:08:11.620 cookie

02:08:12.020 oh

02:08:13.820 cookies

02:08:14.100 up

02:08:14.360 I woke

02:08:24.020 up

02:08:24.200 good morning

02:08:25.220 good morning

02:08:26.560 y'all

02:08:26.880 there's girls

02:08:29.000 in here

02:08:29.340 um

02:08:29.980 they're

02:08:30.840 scared

02:08:31.440 cookie

02:08:35.760 sneaky

02:08:38.260 um

02:08:39.760 cookie

02:08:40.360 I saw

02:08:41.120 something

02:08:41.580 you see

02:08:47.000 turn your

02:08:47.560 camera on real

02:08:48.020 quick I have

02:08:48.640 to talk to

02:08:49.020 you about

02:08:49.240 something

02:08:49.400 I just

02:08:50.340 woke up

02:08:51.200 I need

02:08:51.540 to go

02:08:51.780 to work

02:08:52.420 turn that

02:08:53.060 camera on

02:08:53.460 real quick

02:08:53.820 cookie

02:08:54.100 and then

02:08:54.280 you'll

02:08:54.420 go to

02:08:54.580 work

02:08:54.760 I need

02:08:55.980 to put

02:08:56.280 the whole

02:08:56.660 thing on

02:08:57.200 again

02:08:57.740 what do

02:08:58.820 you dress

02:08:59.260 up as

02:08:59.600 right now

02:08:59.920 I just

02:09:01.440 I just

02:09:04.000 woke up

02:09:04.760 like

02:09:05.480 you got a

02:09:06.260 loud voice

02:09:06.780 for just

02:09:07.100 woke up

02:09:07.460 cookie

02:09:07.720 no for

02:09:09.220 real I

02:09:09.560 just woke

02:09:10.100 up like

02:09:10.500 10 minutes

02:09:11.100 ago

02:09:11.500 well

02:09:12.460 good morning

02:09:12.940 now I'm

02:09:13.400 really gonna

02:09:13.900 send

02:09:14.260 I can't

02:09:14.980 there's

02:09:15.540 nobody

02:09:15.820 that's

02:09:16.140 this loud

02:09:16.660 10 minutes

02:09:17.340 after waking

02:09:17.780 up

02:09:18.140 I'm a

02:09:19.980 very

02:09:20.480 um

02:09:21.160 loud girl

02:09:22.440 you know

02:09:22.840 are you

02:09:23.460 well cookie

02:09:23.980 gotta I gotta

02:09:24.580 ask you about

02:09:25.560 something um

02:09:26.320 oh what's

02:09:27.980 this about

02:09:28.400 okay I'm gonna

02:09:29.220 share my screen

02:09:29.700 with you

02:09:29.940 okay

02:09:32.460 what's this

02:09:36.820 about

02:09:37.060 this muslim

02:09:38.820 girl was on

02:09:39.300 sneeko stream

02:09:39.840 and now she's

02:09:40.360 seeking attention

02:09:40.960 on speed stream

02:09:41.700 is this really

02:09:42.340 good muslim

02:09:42.840 behavior

02:09:43.160 what's this

02:09:43.920 about cookie

02:09:44.360 is that you

02:09:47.540 cookie

02:09:55.540 can you hear

02:09:59.380 me

02:09:59.660 yes cookie

02:10:00.400 I hear you

02:10:01.080 what the fuck

02:10:01.700 oh sorry

02:10:02.520 wait I cannot

02:10:04.100 see your uh

02:10:05.040 screen share

02:10:05.660 I think I need a

02:10:06.640 drain on my

02:10:07.120 ipad

02:10:07.420 no no it

02:10:07.920 doesn't matter

02:10:08.220 I'll just tell

02:10:08.760 you what were

02:10:09.380 you doing on

02:10:09.700 speed stream

02:10:10.100 that wasn't

02:10:12.460 me

02:10:12.700 you know

02:10:14.360 lying is

02:10:14.860 harama

02:10:15.140 why were you

02:10:17.120 with that

02:10:17.420 other girl

02:10:17.980 one question

02:10:20.420 at a time

02:10:20.780 I'm not gonna

02:10:21.180 lie

02:10:21.460 uh why

02:10:22.940 are you on

02:10:23.640 speed stream

02:10:24.040 no why

02:10:25.900 were you with

02:10:26.360 that other

02:10:26.680 girl

02:10:27.000 what other

02:10:27.780 girl

02:10:28.040 you cheated

02:10:29.500 on me

02:10:29.840 first

02:10:30.180 that was

02:10:32.480 a skit

02:10:33.040 and first

02:10:35.020 you're

02:10:35.220 okay I'll

02:10:36.760 answer that

02:10:37.240 question you

02:10:37.660 answer my

02:10:38.040 question first

02:10:38.760 cookie

02:10:39.400 what are you

02:10:41.560 doing on

02:10:41.960 speed stream

02:10:42.440 why do you

02:10:43.800 care

02:10:44.280 did you text

02:10:45.400 me after

02:10:45.960 or something

02:10:46.540 you didn't

02:10:47.220 I'm asking

02:10:48.200 you just

02:10:48.480 straight up

02:10:48.820 just answer

02:10:49.200 the question

02:10:49.620 oh I

02:10:51.060 don't know

02:10:51.540 you don't

02:10:52.200 know

02:10:52.420 I wasn't

02:10:53.360 that was

02:10:53.740 not me

02:10:54.200 you know

02:10:56.540 you're supposed

02:10:56.920 to pray

02:10:57.180 Fajr before

02:10:57.760 you lie

02:10:58.260 oh

02:11:00.300 I'm not

02:11:01.840 lying

02:11:02.200 stuff for

02:11:02.940 a lot

02:11:03.160 we we

02:11:03.680 both know

02:11:03.980 you're lying

02:11:04.320 it's in

02:11:04.680 4k right

02:11:05.220 here I

02:11:05.500 see your

02:11:05.800 cookie little

02:11:06.180 face right

02:11:06.600 there

02:11:07.000 let me

02:11:10.300 let me ask

02:11:10.760 you a

02:11:10.940 question

02:11:11.120 cookie

02:11:11.380 okay

02:11:11.640 am I

02:11:12.200 a joke

02:11:12.500 to you

02:11:12.820 I am

02:11:14.860 a joke

02:11:15.160 to you

02:11:15.700 no no no

02:11:16.140 no it

02:11:16.680 stopped

02:11:16.940 deflecting

02:11:17.440 am I

02:11:17.900 a fucking

02:11:19.220 joke to

02:11:19.740 you cookie

02:11:20.060 yes

02:11:21.560 who are

02:11:25.840 you bro

02:11:26.340 bro I

02:11:29.020 saw that

02:11:29.440 girl I

02:11:30.340 was like

02:11:30.540 what the

02:11:30.760 fuck's

02:11:30.940 wrong with

02:11:31.260 you are

02:11:31.680 you married

02:11:32.020 now I

02:11:33.160 didn't

02:11:33.400 knew

02:11:33.680 is this

02:11:38.580 what you

02:11:38.820 do so

02:11:39.080 first you

02:11:39.620 go on

02:11:39.800 Aiden

02:11:39.980 stream then

02:11:40.480 you come

02:11:40.700 on my

02:11:40.940 show you

02:11:41.380 just come

02:11:41.780 to

02:11:41.940 no that's

02:11:44.300 not no

02:11:45.040 I saw

02:11:47.380 your thing

02:11:47.980 and then

02:11:49.560 yeah

02:11:51.120 you know

02:11:51.780 that's what

02:11:52.020 feminists do

02:11:52.540 they go and

02:11:53.060 deflect and

02:11:53.760 blame other

02:11:54.260 things for

02:11:54.580 their action

02:11:54.960 they never

02:11:55.240 take

02:11:55.400 accountability

02:11:55.740 no I

02:11:56.400 don't like

02:11:56.720 feminism

02:11:57.160 I don't

02:11:57.740 like that

02:11:58.160 oh but

02:11:58.620 you're acting

02:12:00.240 like a

02:12:00.540 feminist

02:12:00.820 no I'm

02:12:02.580 not

02:12:02.900 so are

02:12:03.980 you gonna

02:12:04.160 take

02:12:04.360 accountability

02:12:04.740 why do

02:12:05.180 I okay

02:12:05.640 but why

02:12:06.140 do I

02:12:06.480 why do

02:12:07.100 I need

02:12:07.400 like

02:12:07.920 like talk

02:12:10.300 to you

02:12:10.760 about it

02:12:11.100 if we

02:12:11.360 didn't talk

02:12:11.900 after the

02:12:12.520 like your

02:12:14.340 stream

02:12:14.700 you know

02:12:15.140 I just

02:12:16.500 asked you

02:12:16.780 a question

02:12:17.120 I asked

02:12:17.680 you a

02:12:17.860 straight up

02:12:18.100 question

02:12:18.320 if I was

02:12:18.640 a joke

02:12:18.860 to you

02:12:19.040 and you

02:12:19.120 said I'm

02:12:19.780 a joke

02:12:19.980 to you

02:12:20.560 well no

02:12:23.340 you're not

02:12:24.220 but I

02:12:25.100 didn't talk

02:12:25.600 to you

02:12:25.900 I don't

02:12:26.260 know you

02:12:26.700 you don't

02:12:28.100 know me

02:12:28.420 like I

02:12:28.760 only know

02:12:29.320 you on

02:12:29.940 stream

02:12:30.320 and that's

02:12:31.320 it

02:12:31.620 and you

02:12:34.140 know you

02:12:34.440 know every

02:12:34.820 other streamer

02:12:35.360 too now

02:12:35.660 huh

02:12:35.860 no I

02:12:36.560 don't know

02:12:36.900 every other

02:12:37.580 streamer

02:12:38.260 you just

02:12:38.700 you just

02:12:38.980 run around

02:12:39.460 I knew

02:12:39.780 you know

02:12:40.580 you know

02:12:41.140 you know

02:12:41.580 you're not

02:12:42.800 you're the

02:12:43.140 cookie monster

02:12:43.960 no

02:12:45.160 everybody gets

02:12:46.580 a nibble

02:12:47.020 you know

02:12:48.420 you're like

02:12:48.840 you're like

02:12:49.140 the little

02:12:49.520 jar of

02:12:50.180 cookies

02:12:50.460 that they

02:12:50.800 leave out

02:12:51.120 for Santa

02:12:51.500 and everybody

02:12:51.860 gets a piece

02:12:52.540 Santa

02:12:53.320 Santa's

02:12:54.060 brother

02:12:54.580 Santa's

02:12:55.220 cousin

02:12:55.560 everybody

02:12:56.340 gets to

02:12:56.800 bite your

02:12:57.120 cookie

02:12:57.300 no no

02:12:58.460 no

02:12:58.680 a stuff

02:12:59.100 for love

02:12:59.380 for you

02:12:59.560 everybody

02:12:59.840 gets to

02:13:00.220 bite that

02:13:00.560 chocolate chip

02:13:01.020 cookie

02:13:01.380 what

02:13:02.780 you're

02:13:04.360 worse than

02:13:04.740 only fans

02:13:05.300 girl

02:13:05.460 cookie

02:13:05.740 I

02:13:05.940 thought

02:13:06.200 you

02:13:06.300 were

02:13:06.420 special

02:13:06.800 what

02:13:07.540 the

02:13:07.760 fuck

02:13:08.240 no

02:13:09.020 don't

02:13:09.340 say

02:13:09.520 that

02:13:09.820 you know

02:13:10.500 you're ran

02:13:11.080 through by

02:13:11.380 every

02:13:11.560 streamer

02:13:11.880 now

02:13:12.100 no

02:13:13.240 that's

02:13:13.740 not

02:13:13.900 true

02:13:14.340 the

02:13:14.700 umaz

02:13:15.080 finish

02:13:15.660 what are

02:13:18.520 you saying

02:13:19.100 bro

02:13:19.660 okay you

02:13:20.100 know

02:13:20.240 cookie

02:13:20.540 don't act

02:13:21.040 why do you

02:13:21.480 like why do you

02:13:22.980 act so

02:13:23.620 so weird

02:13:24.840 I'm

02:13:26.460 I'm just

02:13:26.660 I'm disappointed

02:13:27.400 in you

02:13:27.740 are you

02:13:31.520 turn your

02:13:34.280 camera on

02:13:34.860 I can

02:13:36.300 it's

02:13:38.580 everybody

02:13:39.080 everybody

02:13:39.860 sees you

02:13:40.400 anyway

02:13:40.720 it's not

02:13:41.000 like the

02:13:41.360 hijabi's

02:13:41.960 hiding

02:13:42.120 anything

02:13:42.620 stuff for

02:13:44.020 I'm joking

02:13:44.420 I'm joking

02:13:44.820 stuff for

02:13:45.200 I'm joking

02:13:45.520 why are you

02:13:48.080 why are you

02:13:48.540 why are you

02:13:49.060 so pressed

02:13:49.600 I mean

02:13:50.900 why are you

02:13:51.380 so like

02:13:52.520 weird about

02:13:54.240 it

02:13:54.840 no it's

02:13:58.440 okay

02:13:58.660 I just

02:13:59.200 I understand

02:13:59.860 you had a girl

02:14:01.140 first

02:14:02.020 on your

02:14:03.180 stream

02:14:03.680 I just

02:14:04.120 understand

02:14:04.540 I understand

02:14:05.140 your intentions

02:14:05.560 now

02:14:05.860 what

02:14:07.560 I understand

02:14:08.600 your intentions

02:14:09.440 now

02:14:09.780 I was wondering

02:14:10.480 what the word

02:14:11.020 now I know

02:14:12.640 what are they

02:14:14.220 everybody gets

02:14:19.280 to grab that

02:14:19.720 cookie jar

02:14:20.200 no

02:14:21.580 bye

02:14:23.580 cookie

02:14:26.080 let's see if this

02:14:37.860 other one

02:14:38.260 all girls are the

02:14:39.820 same

02:14:40.100 okay she's

02:14:42.880 she's

02:14:43.120 adding

02:14:43.300 me

02:14:43.600 they're right in my brain

02:15:08.720 love

02:15:09.560 these hoes

02:15:10.460 are

02:15:10.820 sad

02:15:11.900 I

02:15:15.420 admit it

02:15:16.260 but

02:15:16.540 the hole

02:15:16.980 got me

02:15:17.640 finished

02:15:18.320 broke my

02:15:19.180 heart

02:15:19.640 all

02:15:19.940 me

02:15:20.060 fuck

02:15:21.700 sipping

02:15:22.380 I'm a down

02:15:23.220 999

02:15:24.020 hard liquor

02:15:25.200 hard truth

02:15:26.240 can't swallow

02:15:26.960 need a bartender

02:15:28.200 put me out

02:15:29.220 my sorrow

02:15:30.100 wake up

02:15:31.000 the next day

02:15:31.920 in the Monte Carlo

02:15:33.020 stop for

02:15:47.000 stop for

02:15:47.260 love

02:15:48.000 I don't

02:15:52.540 fit in

02:15:53.160 tell me

02:15:53.720 what's the secret

02:15:54.380 to love

02:15:55.000 I don't get it

02:15:56.200 feel like I be

02:15:57.060 running a race

02:15:57.960 I'm not winning

02:15:58.900 running to the

02:16:00.020 devil today

02:16:00.880 she grinning

02:16:02.100 hey

02:16:08.800 these girls

02:16:09.680 are the same

02:16:11.120 all girls

02:16:15.600 are the same

02:16:16.760 they're right

02:16:18.480 think about this

02:16:19.180 hello

02:16:19.620 she costa donated

02:16:20.940 three dollars

02:16:21.700 I guess that's how

02:16:23.420 the cookie crumbles

02:16:24.300 I just guess that's

02:16:25.520 the cookie crumbles

02:16:26.120 I can hear you

02:16:26.820 can you turn your

02:16:27.400 camera on

02:16:27.940 yeah how do I

02:16:29.200 okay

02:16:29.580 you can

02:16:30.960 okay

02:16:32.100 can I just

02:16:34.060 ask you a

02:16:34.360 question

02:16:34.600 yeah

02:16:36.400 am I a joke

02:16:37.360 to you

02:16:38.220 a joke

02:16:39.800 no

02:16:40.380 oh okay

02:16:41.440 um

02:16:42.400 am I a joke

02:16:43.920 to you

02:16:44.240 I

02:16:44.400 am I a joke

02:16:47.340 to you

02:16:47.660 I thought we

02:16:48.460 had something

02:16:49.000 you were a

02:16:54.380 nice person

02:16:54.940 yeah

02:16:55.700 um

02:16:56.700 yeah

02:16:59.640 I was just a

02:17:00.180 little disappointed

02:17:00.720 that you hung up

02:17:01.340 on me

02:17:01.660 I'm sorry

02:17:03.020 like I got

02:17:04.300 because I

02:17:05.000 I felt like

02:17:05.560 like you were

02:17:06.420 like streaming

02:17:07.940 and then I'm

02:17:08.800 getting like

02:17:09.280 comments on my

02:17:10.040 Instagram

02:17:10.420 like

02:17:10.920 like kind of

02:17:11.920 like

02:17:12.120 it's a lot

02:17:12.940 yeah

02:17:13.480 that's the

02:17:14.080 love speech

02:17:14.660 get so as they ride

02:17:15.540 and they're saying

02:17:16.620 that I have like

02:17:17.300 only fans

02:17:17.960 I'm like confused

02:17:18.960 because I don't

02:17:20.060 I don't know

02:17:20.560 I don't

02:17:20.860 you don't have

02:17:21.600 fansly

02:17:22.000 no only fans

02:17:24.220 or anything like

02:17:25.500 that

02:17:25.880 you don't do

02:17:26.400 fansly

02:17:26.840 no only fans

02:17:28.900 I don't do that

02:17:30.040 you don't do

02:17:30.700 fansly either

02:17:31.420 what's fansly

02:17:33.140 okay

02:17:34.380 um

02:17:35.000 maybe this is fake

02:17:35.920 but I found

02:17:36.560 something I just

02:17:37.040 want to show

02:17:37.360 it to you

02:17:38.160 show me

02:17:39.340 okay

02:17:39.920 I don't

02:17:40.240 you know

02:17:41.800 I really

02:17:42.100 didn't want us

02:17:42.520 to get off

02:17:42.860 to the start

02:17:43.460 yeah

02:17:45.200 I'm just

02:17:45.980 what's fansly

02:17:47.460 um

02:17:48.860 so

02:17:51.080 can you

02:17:51.660 see my

02:17:51.980 screen

02:17:52.280 let me see

02:17:54.060 what is this

02:17:58.600 oh yeah

02:17:59.680 somebody made

02:18:00.340 a page of

02:18:00.920 that

02:18:01.220 that's not

02:18:01.800 me

02:18:02.120 I swear to

02:18:03.040 god

02:18:03.160 yeah

02:18:03.400 I actually

02:18:03.720 believe that

02:18:04.180 I don't

02:18:04.480 think that

02:18:04.760 is

02:18:04.900 that was

02:18:05.300 like a

02:18:05.620 long time

02:18:06.320 ago

02:18:06.580 what is

02:18:07.440 that

02:18:08.020 that is

02:18:09.940 so scary

02:18:10.580 wait so

02:18:11.040 these aren't

02:18:11.380 your

02:18:11.640 these aren't

02:18:12.200 your

02:18:12.320 no

02:18:12.720 no

02:18:13.640 no

02:18:14.940 oh okay

02:18:17.180 oh that is

02:18:18.100 so scary

02:18:19.320 let me see

02:18:20.860 that is me

02:18:24.800 but that was

02:18:25.340 a long time

02:18:26.220 ago

02:18:26.620 that's you

02:18:27.960 oh my god

02:18:30.340 that was like

02:18:32.100 years ago

02:18:32.860 oh I thought

02:18:33.420 you were 18

02:18:33.880 yeah I am

02:18:35.700 so how old

02:18:36.960 are you here

02:18:37.360 no that

02:18:39.000 I was like

02:18:39.520 16

02:18:40.400 you're 16

02:18:43.100 here

02:18:43.420 I think

02:18:44.820 so yeah

02:18:45.540 are you

02:18:46.800 really 18

02:18:47.320 yeah I'm

02:18:48.380 18

02:18:48.720 18

02:18:49.180 August 24

02:18:49.880 2005

02:18:50.580 oh okay

02:18:54.120 that is

02:18:55.400 so like

02:18:55.960 I

02:18:56.340 I remember

02:18:57.340 when I was

02:18:58.100 well

02:18:59.480 on like

02:19:00.080 that page

02:19:00.840 I was like

02:19:01.280 who is this

02:19:02.100 or because

02:19:02.460 I didn't know

02:19:02.940 because I

02:19:03.220 never made

02:19:03.660 that

02:19:04.060 no

02:19:06.180 people

02:19:06.600 just

02:19:07.100 oh okay

02:19:08.500 so yeah

02:19:09.120 I just

02:19:09.520 um

02:19:11.520 your fans

02:19:13.260 oh that's

02:19:13.900 we saw

02:19:15.280 you're famous

02:19:15.920 or something

02:19:16.540 something like

02:19:18.120 that

02:19:18.700 that is

02:19:20.280 insane

02:19:20.960 I know

02:19:21.820 they're

02:19:22.180 they're fast

02:19:22.800 crazy

02:19:25.240 yeah

02:19:26.320 well

02:19:27.200 you have to

02:19:28.100 get some sleep

02:19:28.620 don't you

02:19:29.080 me

02:19:30.360 yeah

02:19:30.980 or 50

02:19:32.460 oh okay

02:19:34.720 all right

02:19:36.340 well

02:19:36.680 are you really

02:19:37.500 a virgin

02:19:37.800 yeah I've

02:19:39.520 never had

02:19:40.100 sex

02:19:40.480 like

02:19:40.900 I've never

02:19:42.000 done that

02:19:42.640 never had

02:19:45.980 I'm like

02:19:47.060 in my

02:19:47.540 like we

02:19:47.940 literally

02:19:48.260 can't

02:19:48.840 have sex

02:19:49.300 so we're

02:19:49.600 married

02:19:50.000 what about

02:19:54.600 you

02:19:54.940 or I

02:19:55.360 don't know

02:19:55.560 if I'm

02:19:55.780 supposed to

02:19:56.180 ask you

02:19:56.580 no

02:19:57.860 I mean

02:19:58.820 I'm not

02:19:59.140 supposed to

02:19:59.720 ask you

02:20:00.400 either

02:20:00.640 but

02:20:01.060 what else

02:20:02.920 was uh

02:20:03.600 was not

02:20:03.980 true that

02:20:04.380 like did

02:20:05.220 you lie

02:20:05.440 about anything

02:20:05.740 else

02:20:06.020 no I

02:20:07.580 I literally

02:20:08.580 it's just

02:20:09.460 my Instagram

02:20:10.060 because I

02:20:10.400 thought like

02:20:10.960 people like

02:20:12.480 were gonna

02:20:13.240 like get on

02:20:14.180 like follow

02:20:15.020 me I

02:20:15.400 didn't want

02:20:15.880 that

02:20:16.200 and now

02:20:17.720 it's like

02:20:18.080 like it's a

02:20:19.000 lot

02:20:19.320 you know

02:20:20.280 but um

02:20:21.160 I don't

02:20:22.880 I don't like

02:20:23.460 when a lot

02:20:23.900 of eyes

02:20:24.360 are on

02:20:24.700 like that's

02:20:25.340 like kind

02:20:26.260 of scary

02:20:26.780 that makes

02:20:27.580 sense

02:20:27.880 yeah the

02:20:28.260 evil eye

02:20:28.860 yeah but

02:20:31.460 no I

02:20:31.880 didn't

02:20:32.160 there's

02:20:32.540 nothing

02:20:32.900 okay

02:20:34.960 I just

02:20:36.520 wanted to

02:20:36.980 to make

02:20:38.460 sure

02:20:38.700 but I

02:20:39.960 I do

02:20:40.580 um

02:20:42.540 I think

02:20:43.100 I enjoyed

02:20:43.920 the conversation

02:20:44.440 we had

02:20:45.080 I did too

02:20:46.960 it was really

02:20:47.380 nice like you

02:20:48.140 seem like a

02:20:48.640 good person

02:20:49.140 overall you

02:20:49.720 know

02:20:49.900 I like

02:20:51.120 how you

02:20:51.460 think

02:20:51.800 you're

02:20:54.240 really

02:20:54.500 you're

02:20:55.080 fast

02:20:55.580 is what

02:20:56.400 I um

02:20:56.960 I'm what

02:20:57.900 like you're

02:20:59.220 like you're

02:20:59.680 like fast

02:21:00.240 me I'm

02:21:00.780 more

02:21:01.080 like since

02:21:02.040 I was a

02:21:02.340 kid I'm

02:21:02.540 more slow

02:21:03.060 down I

02:21:03.860 don't really

02:21:04.200 like

02:21:04.560 I'm not

02:21:07.040 fast when

02:21:08.240 I talk

02:21:08.780 you know

02:21:09.980 what I mean

02:21:10.280 I'm not a

02:21:10.600 quick thinker

02:21:11.220 yeah you

02:21:13.100 take your

02:21:13.800 time

02:21:14.100 yeah

02:21:15.180 yeah

02:21:15.360 yes

02:21:17.880 but

02:21:19.720 I don't

02:21:21.720 know I

02:21:22.340 that's so

02:21:23.940 scary

02:21:24.560 I'm

02:21:24.940 sorry

02:21:25.260 don't worry

02:21:27.000 about it

02:21:27.400 have a good

02:21:28.000 night

02:21:28.220 okay thank

02:21:29.560 you too

02:21:30.060 bye

02:21:30.320 okay

02:21:30.680 uh

02:21:31.860 Chikosa said

02:21:32.460 she hung up

02:21:33.040 on you then

02:21:33.540 found out you

02:21:34.000 were famous and

02:21:34.660 then called you

02:21:35.120 back bro

02:21:35.760 someone said

02:21:42.840 her numerology

02:21:44.460 is 304

02:21:45.480 stuff for

02:21:46.940 law

02:21:47.480 maybe she's

02:21:53.180 a cold

02:21:53.720 it's a cold

02:21:55.880 update so if

02:22:02.040 you're watching

02:22:02.360 this I hope

02:22:02.660 you saw the

02:22:02.960 layup with the

02:22:03.440 cookie clip

02:22:03.920 I hope you

02:22:04.520 saw that

02:22:04.940 show it

02:22:06.920 bye

02:22:07.200 this is why

02:22:22.920 the Illuminati

02:22:23.560 take a bow

02:22:24.300 10 minutes

02:22:27.600 she told me

02:22:28.360 it would take

02:22:28.960 10 minutes

02:22:29.920 to break my

02:22:30.800 heart

02:22:31.220 oh no

02:22:31.920 she didn't

02:22:33.080 fuck living

02:22:33.880 I'ma drink my

02:22:35.200 sorrow

02:22:35.780 forgiven

02:22:36.700 I'ma take

02:22:37.840 not borrow

02:22:38.620 and I'm

02:22:39.000 still sinning

02:22:39.840 I'm still

02:22:40.400 losing my

02:22:41.140 mind

02:22:41.600 I know

02:22:41.980 I've been

02:22:42.340 tripping

02:22:42.700 I'm still

02:22:43.380 wasting my

02:22:44.080 time

02:22:44.580 all the

02:22:44.920 time

02:22:45.240 giving

02:22:45.620 am I

02:22:46.420 dying

02:22:46.800 am I

02:22:47.140 living

02:22:47.540 and I'm

02:22:48.860 going to

02:22:49.720 can't

02:22:50.000 can't

02:22:54.140 I'm

02:22:54.280 calling you

02:22:54.840 you're

02:22:55.040 the only

02:22:55.440 loyal

02:22:55.780 one

02:22:56.760 can't

02:22:59.220 can't

02:22:59.760 can't

02:23:00.260 I'm

02:23:01.080 all

02:23:03.160 am

02:23:03.940 insane

02:23:04.880 demons

02:23:06.400 in my

02:23:07.200 brain

02:23:07.980 love

02:23:08.500 peace

02:23:09.080 I can't

02:23:09.880 I'm out of red

02:23:10.560 pill range

02:23:11.040 I'm out of red

02:23:33.420 pill range

02:23:34.220 shit

02:23:34.680 we were

02:23:40.540 supposed to

02:23:40.840 watch the

02:23:41.140 Tom Brady

02:23:41.560 documentary

02:23:42.040 look at

02:23:42.340 the detour

02:23:42.800 I just

02:23:43.160 got married

02:23:43.720 and divorced

02:23:44.380 save the

02:23:46.340 night

02:23:46.540 kitten

02:23:46.800 kitten

02:23:48.840 save the

02:23:49.300 night

02:23:49.580 4am

02:23:52.420 ditty

02:23:52.680 party

02:23:53.000 no

02:23:53.660 there's

02:24:07.220 no way

02:24:07.660 that

02:24:07.860 girl's

02:24:08.160 18

02:24:08.540 there's

02:24:09.300 no way

02:24:09.720 that

02:24:09.920 girl's

02:24:10.220 18

02:24:10.540 oh

02:24:23.340 shit

02:24:23.840 am I

02:24:24.920 going to

02:24:25.080 be alone

02:24:25.440 forever

02:24:25.800 even

02:24:26.880 kitten's

02:24:27.320 egoing me

02:24:27.800 now

02:24:28.060 she's

02:24:29.200 probably

02:24:29.360 going to

02:24:29.620 sleep

02:24:29.920 well no

02:24:30.960 she should

02:24:31.260 be up

02:24:31.460 for

02:24:31.560 Fodger

02:24:31.900 it's

02:24:33.900 hopeless

02:24:34.180 bro

02:24:34.500 it's

02:24:35.300 hopeless

02:24:35.580 bro

02:24:35.860 it's

02:24:36.420 hopeless

02:24:36.700 it's

02:24:36.900 hopeless

02:24:37.260 curve

02:24:40.520 my

02:24:40.740 kitten

02:24:41.020 I really

02:24:55.580 fell for

02:24:55.980 that

02:24:56.240 I really

02:24:57.740 did

02:25:07.260 you got

02:25:12.260 a breath

02:25:13.100 skiddy

02:25:21.300 yay

02:25:21.620 as I

02:25:26.020 lay me

02:25:27.520 down

02:25:28.160 to sleep

02:25:29.360 I hear

02:25:31.100 her

02:25:31.640 speak to

02:25:32.700 me

02:25:33.740 hello

02:25:35.400 morning

02:25:36.240 how you

02:25:37.860 doing

02:25:38.420 I think

02:25:39.940 the storm

02:25:40.600 went out

02:25:41.180 of rain

02:25:41.620 and the clouds

02:25:42.340 are moving

02:25:43.040 I know

02:25:44.540 you're happy

02:25:45.520 because I

02:25:47.040 can see

02:25:47.680 it

02:25:48.120 so tell

02:25:49.460 the boys

02:25:50.060 inside your

02:25:50.740 head to

02:25:51.640 believe it

02:25:52.680 I talked

02:25:54.060 to God

02:25:54.640 about you

02:25:55.460 he said

02:25:56.520 he sent

02:25:57.020 you an

02:25:57.660 angel

02:25:58.100 look at

02:25:59.180 all that

02:25:59.780 he gave

02:26:00.380 you

02:26:00.580 yes for

02:26:01.400 one

02:26:01.800 and you

02:26:02.260 got

02:26:02.600 two

02:26:02.880 you know

02:26:05.420 I never

02:26:05.960 left

02:26:06.500 you

02:26:06.840 because

02:26:07.960 every road

02:26:08.840 that leads

02:26:09.360 to heaven

02:26:10.000 is right

02:26:10.520 inside

02:26:11.080 you

02:26:11.360 so I

02:26:12.620 can say

02:26:13.320 hello

02:26:14.540 my only

02:26:16.020 one

02:26:16.500 just like

02:26:17.620 the morning

02:26:18.320 sun

02:26:18.840 you keep

02:26:19.960 on riding

02:26:20.680 until the sky

02:26:21.680 knows your

02:26:22.280 name

02:26:22.800 hello

02:26:23.960 my only

02:26:25.460 one

02:26:26.000 remember

02:26:27.100 who you

02:26:27.920 are

02:26:28.380 no you're

02:26:29.380 not perfect

02:26:30.160 but you're

02:26:30.860 not your

02:26:31.360 mistakes

02:26:32.200 hey

02:26:33.040 hey

02:26:33.660 hey

02:26:34.400 hey

02:26:35.320 oh

02:26:36.160 the good

02:26:37.120 I always

02:26:37.680 done bad

02:26:38.300 even on

02:26:39.100 your estate

02:26:39.920 remember

02:26:40.420 I'd say

02:26:41.520 hey

02:26:42.460 hey

02:26:43.040 one day

02:26:44.380 you'll be

02:26:45.580 the man

02:26:46.040 you always

02:26:47.200 knew you

02:26:47.920 could be

02:26:48.860 and if

02:26:52.300 you knew

02:26:53.080 how

02:26:54.200 about

02:26:54.760 your love

02:26:55.660 you never

02:26:56.720 said

02:26:57.180 you're

02:26:57.720 happy

02:26:58.260 no you

02:26:59.100 wouldn't do

02:27:00.060 that

02:27:00.480 and no I

02:27:01.620 didn't

02:27:02.360 talk to me

02:27:02.980 hey

02:27:03.320 turn the

02:27:04.160 face

02:27:04.580 I know

02:27:05.360 nothing

02:27:06.020 and every

02:27:06.740 song

02:27:06.880 talk to me

02:27:07.440 hey

02:27:07.620 and I

02:27:08.900 hear you

02:27:09.460 say

02:27:09.860 hello

02:27:11.240 my

02:27:12.080 only one

02:27:13.240 remember

02:27:14.260 you got

02:27:16.400 no brothers

02:27:17.180 you got

02:27:17.840 love in

02:27:18.560 your hands

02:27:19.520 you're

02:27:20.200 still my

02:27:21.220 totally

02:27:21.940 one

02:27:22.640 so

02:27:23.140 you

02:27:23.560 understand

02:27:24.720 one day

02:27:25.640 you'll

02:27:25.980 understand

02:27:27.140 hey

02:27:29.420 hey

02:27:30.300 hey

02:27:31.560 hey

02:27:32.300 hey

02:27:33.300 tell

02:27:33.980 no

02:27:34.240 read

02:27:34.640 about

02:27:35.200 me

02:27:35.560 tell

02:27:36.440 cookie

02:27:36.820 about

02:27:37.500 me

02:27:37.840 tell cookie

02:27:39.140 about

02:27:39.820 me

02:27:40.280 tell

02:27:41.240 kid

02:27:41.480 about

02:27:42.280 me

02:27:42.760 tell

02:27:43.480 blueberry

02:27:44.140 about

02:27:44.580 me

02:27:44.980 tell

02:27:45.840 blueberry

02:27:46.400 tell cookie

02:27:48.580 about

02:27:49.320 me

02:27:49.780 tell

02:27:50.620 cookie

02:27:50.940 about

02:27:51.660 me

02:27:52.160 tell

02:27:52.980 kid

02:27:53.580 about

02:27:54.180 me

02:27:55.100 all right

02:28:16.220 all right

02:28:30.340 pre-end

02:28:31.400 no

02:28:31.640 we watching

02:28:32.120 the

02:28:32.460 Tom

02:28:32.840 Brady

02:28:33.060 thing

02:28:33.440 fuck

02:28:34.100 it

02:28:34.240 bro

02:28:34.520 pre-end

02:28:36.040 I was

02:28:36.440 literally

02:28:36.680 about

02:28:36.980 to

02:28:37.180 end

02:28:37.660 made

02:28:44.760 68

02:28:45.320 in

02:28:45.860 crypto

02:28:46.120 today

02:28:46.420 bro

02:28:46.680 you're

02:28:47.380 poor

02:28:47.880 don't

02:28:48.720 flex

02:28:48.980 that

02:28:49.240 and

02:28:49.400 thanks

02:28:49.560 for

02:28:49.660 giving me

02:28:50.020 68

02:28:50.400 of your

02:28:50.640 money

02:28:50.840 everyone

02:28:51.180 wants

02:28:51.620 you

02:28:51.840 but

02:28:53.100 it's

02:28:53.240 not

02:28:53.420 your

02:28:53.580 night

02:28:53.840 did

02:28:54.060 you

02:28:54.120 guys

02:28:54.280 watch

02:28:54.500 this

02:28:54.700 brady

02:28:56.280 yeah

02:28:57.300 coach

02:28:57.620 you're

02:28:58.100 in

02:28:58.280 let's

02:28:58.820 go

02:28:59.040 let's

02:28:59.460 go

02:28:59.720 are

02:29:00.920 you

02:29:01.020 fucking

02:29:01.540 kidding

02:29:01.940 me

02:29:02.280 again

02:29:03.280 all right

02:29:20.340 skip

02:29:20.700 the

02:29:21.160 ritual

02:29:22.440 the

02:29:22.700 legendary

02:29:23.300 key of

02:29:23.820 form

02:29:24.220 kai

02:29:24.720 it's a

02:29:27.460 lot of

02:29:27.760 tts

02:29:28.100 talk to

02:29:28.480 me

02:29:28.660 tts

02:29:29.340 talk to

02:29:29.700 me

02:29:29.860 a lot

02:29:30.240 of

02:29:30.380 greatness

02:29:30.740 has

02:29:31.140 happened

02:29:31.580 in this

02:29:31.960 building

02:29:32.240 this is

02:29:32.760 the home

02:29:33.240 of the

02:29:33.760 original

02:29:34.120 showtime

02:29:34.740 lakers

02:29:35.160 man

02:29:35.580 jerry

02:29:36.080 bus

02:29:36.560 yes

02:29:37.700 yes

02:29:39.340 you know

02:29:40.440 a lot

02:29:40.860 of people

02:29:41.240 actually

02:29:41.600 don't know

02:29:41.960 the real

02:29:42.300 reason

02:29:42.860 behind the

02:29:43.400 name

02:29:43.560 showtime

02:29:44.120 right

02:29:44.660 it's not

02:29:44.980 because of

02:29:45.620 like

02:29:46.140 magic

02:29:47.180 and kareem

02:29:47.900 in their

02:29:48.220 play

02:29:48.540 they call

02:29:49.200 this place

02:29:49.600 showtime

02:29:50.280 because jerry

02:29:51.660 bus used

02:29:52.180 to show

02:29:52.780 everybody

02:29:53.180 his dick

02:29:53.620 in this

02:29:53.920 building

02:29:54.180 this was

02:29:54.640 where jerry

02:29:55.360 bus

02:29:55.860 pulled

02:29:56.940 his dick

02:29:57.400 out

02:29:57.640 a lot

02:29:57.980 of nasty

02:29:58.500 shit

02:29:58.800 has happened

02:29:59.220 in this

02:29:59.560 building

02:29:59.940 a lot

02:30:01.480 of fucking

02:30:01.920 went down

02:30:02.560 in the

02:30:02.820 forum

02:30:03.120 that's

02:30:03.360 what they

02:30:03.560 called

02:30:03.860 it

02:30:04.020 the fucking

02:30:05.140 forum

02:30:05.540 is what

02:30:05.840 they called

02:30:06.360 it

02:30:06.640 i wish i had

02:30:08.800 a black light

02:30:09.360 right now

02:30:09.780 i turn that

02:30:10.280 bitch on

02:30:10.660 so y'all

02:30:10.920 can see

02:30:11.280 all the

02:30:11.880 cum stains

02:30:12.360 you sitting

02:30:12.800 on in these

02:30:13.220 nasty ass

02:30:13.920 seats

02:30:14.260 it's a nasty

02:30:15.740 place

02:30:16.420 who is this

02:30:18.420 that's right

02:30:21.500 you better get

02:30:22.100 comfortable being

02:30:22.840 uncomfortable baby

02:30:23.680 now right

02:30:25.200 now i know

02:30:25.760 what you guys

02:30:26.180 are probably

02:30:26.580 asking yourself

02:30:27.520 you're saying

02:30:27.980 guys why

02:30:28.420 didn't we go

02:30:29.000 to the

02:30:29.460 crypto.com

02:30:30.240 arena

02:30:30.520 downtown

02:30:31.000 well the

02:30:31.920 reason why

02:30:32.180 we didn't

02:30:32.400 go there

02:30:32.760 is because

02:30:33.040 he didn't

02:30:33.280 want to

02:30:33.520 remind

02:30:33.860 tom's

02:30:34.320 fans

02:30:34.720 of how

02:30:35.340 much

02:30:35.580 money

02:30:35.780 he owes

02:30:36.200 them

02:30:36.400 he fucked

02:30:36.820 those people

02:30:37.360 tom fucked

02:30:38.420 those people

02:30:38.900 yeah

02:30:39.380 yes he did

02:30:41.160 fucked them

02:30:42.660 good didn't

02:30:43.100 he

02:30:43.360 wow

02:30:44.460 tom brought

02:30:46.440 boston with

02:30:47.080 him tonight

02:30:47.500 holy shit

02:30:48.500 look at this

02:30:50.160 god damn

02:30:53.340 i've never seen

02:30:55.040 inglewood so

02:30:55.980 white

02:30:56.440 jesus christ

02:30:57.620 it's so

02:31:01.120 fucking white

02:31:01.840 in here

02:31:02.320 looks like a

02:31:04.620 bruce spring

02:31:05.220 scene concert

02:31:06.140 just let out

02:31:07.000 jesus christ

02:31:08.040 this used to

02:31:09.300 be home of

02:31:09.820 the lakers

02:31:10.200 now look like

02:31:10.760 the home of

02:31:11.160 the quakers

02:31:11.580 what the fuck

02:31:12.320 is going on

02:31:13.100 this is so

02:31:14.280 bad

02:31:14.740 tom is gonna

02:31:15.780 have to kick

02:31:16.240 those racist

02:31:16.800 jokes tonight

02:31:17.460 he's gonna

02:31:18.100 have to kick

02:31:18.500 them

02:31:18.640 it's gonna

02:31:19.340 be hard

02:31:19.720 though

02:31:19.920 i saw a

02:31:20.860 white only

02:31:21.240 water fountain

02:31:21.800 in the back

02:31:22.260 i did

02:31:22.740 i did

02:31:25.740 fuck you

02:31:26.960 tom

02:31:27.260 you guys

02:31:28.900 see max

02:31:29.240 holloway

02:31:29.620 keep randomly

02:31:30.120 saying fuck

02:31:30.820 you tom

02:31:31.280 the good thing

02:31:32.700 about the

02:31:33.020 bathroom is that

02:31:33.840 whole situation

02:31:34.460 will be found

02:31:35.260 it will be

02:31:35.780 settled but

02:31:36.300 guys there's

02:31:37.020 good parts to

02:31:37.640 this show

02:31:37.940 tonight and

02:31:38.540 i want to

02:31:38.800 tell you what

02:31:39.120 the good parts

02:31:39.720 are the good

02:31:40.660 parts are

02:31:41.500 attached to

02:31:41.940 tom brady

02:31:42.400 now before

02:31:42.760 i cut his

02:31:43.260 legs out

02:31:43.820 before i

02:31:44.540 take what

02:31:45.200 he has

02:31:45.580 underneath

02:31:45.880 him i

02:31:46.560 actually want

02:31:46.900 to give

02:31:47.100 him some

02:31:47.340 ground to

02:31:47.720 stand on

02:31:48.200 okay

02:31:48.520 i actually

02:31:49.320 want to

02:31:49.620 address the

02:31:50.220 fact that

02:31:50.580 tom braley

02:31:51.260 tom brady

02:31:52.100 truly is the

02:31:53.120 goat

02:31:53.340 let's talk

02:31:53.820 about this

02:31:54.200 man's

02:31:54.540 success let's

02:31:55.480 talk about

02:31:55.900 white people

02:31:58.700 am i right

02:31:59.200 23 seasons

02:32:01.640 seven super

02:32:03.460 bowl wins

02:32:04.460 seven yes

02:32:06.620 a three-time

02:32:08.660 nfl mvp

02:32:10.240 god damn

02:32:11.140 guys hearing

02:32:12.300 me say it

02:32:12.800 is one thing

02:32:13.340 but you

02:32:13.680 actually seeing

02:32:14.360 it for yourself

02:32:14.900 is another

02:32:15.320 take a look

02:32:16.020 and we're

02:32:21.260 about set

02:32:21.700 to go

02:32:22.120 110,000

02:32:24.000 settling in

02:32:24.760 here at

02:32:25.080 historic

02:32:25.660 michigan

02:32:26.080 stadium

02:32:26.620 tech said

02:32:27.140 shit's ass

02:32:27.800 more like

02:32:28.260 kevin

02:32:28.580 farty

02:32:29.180 from michigan

02:32:29.780 the most

02:32:30.620 underrated

02:32:31.480 college

02:32:32.040 quarterback

02:32:32.420 in the

02:32:32.820 country

02:32:33.160 the crowd

02:32:34.500 is on

02:32:34.860 its feet

02:32:35.260 brady

02:32:35.660 takes the

02:32:36.160 snap

02:32:36.440 drop

02:32:36.740 that's

02:32:37.080 what this

02:32:37.340 is from

02:32:37.640 i thought

02:32:40.300 that was

02:32:40.480 the metro

02:32:40.820 boom

02:32:41.060 the poorest

02:32:52.320 way to face

02:32:53.400 life is to

02:32:54.680 face it with a

02:32:55.840 sneer

02:32:56.200 many men

02:33:00.600 feel a kind

02:33:01.360 of twisted

02:33:01.880 pride

02:33:02.400 in cynicism

02:33:03.380 it is not

02:33:06.300 the critic

02:33:06.780 who counts

02:33:07.520 not the man

02:33:10.520 who points

02:33:11.060 out how

02:33:11.580 the strong

02:33:12.080 man stumbles

02:33:12.920 the credit

02:33:14.980 belongs to

02:33:15.760 the man

02:33:16.240 who is

02:33:16.720 actually

02:33:17.180 in the arena

02:33:18.340 who strives

02:33:21.740 valiantly

02:33:22.520 his face

02:33:25.400 is marred

02:33:26.160 by dust

02:33:26.820 and sweat

02:33:27.560 and blood

02:33:28.280 he comes

02:33:31.100 short

02:33:31.480 again

02:33:32.020 and again

02:33:32.900 but if

02:33:37.080 he fails

02:33:37.700 at least

02:33:38.580 he fails

02:33:39.220 while daring

02:33:40.080 greatly

02:33:40.800 so that

02:33:47.680 his place

02:33:48.200 shall never

02:33:48.720 be

02:33:49.000 with those

02:33:50.320 cold

02:33:50.780 and timid

02:33:51.600 souls

02:33:52.060 who neither

02:33:52.820 know

02:33:53.100 victory

02:33:53.620 nor defeat

02:33:56.740 that was

02:34:11.340 hard

02:34:11.620 hey editors

02:34:13.100 know that

02:34:13.400 was hard

02:34:13.840 sugar

02:34:14.820 sean

02:34:15.300 ladies and gentlemen

02:34:18.680 please

02:34:19.140 get on your

02:34:20.820 goddamn feet

02:34:21.980 and right now

02:34:23.240 help me welcome

02:34:24.100 the fucking

02:34:24.700 dope

02:34:25.100 the best

02:34:26.540 quarterback

02:34:27.020 to ever do it

02:34:28.140 Tom Brady

02:34:30.300 someone said

02:34:39.760 it's Aiden

02:34:40.140 the co-host

02:34:40.920 Aiden did

02:34:42.540 get to meet

02:34:42.880 all of them

02:34:43.280 at the

02:34:43.860 at that

02:34:45.140 Mike Rubin

02:34:45.600 party

02:34:46.020 hey Dana

02:34:51.220 White's

02:34:51.620 there

02:34:51.860 guess who

02:34:56.860 wouldn't be

02:34:57.160 invited

02:34:57.440 yeah

02:34:57.820 well chat

02:34:58.500 you know

02:34:58.960 what it

02:34:59.180 is

02:34:59.540 is Tom Brady

02:35:03.080 going to

02:35:03.360 JQ

02:35:03.800 thank you

02:35:11.840 W

02:35:25.160 Mobsar

02:35:25.860 you see

02:35:27.320 Mobsar

02:35:27.760 cooking Dana

02:35:28.320 on that pod

02:35:28.980 he kind of

02:35:35.780 looks like

02:35:36.060 Nick Fuentes

02:35:36.560 don't you

02:35:37.700 look like

02:35:38.000 Nick Fuentes

02:35:38.480 Tom get all

02:35:50.640 you guys

02:35:51.100 settled down

02:35:51.800 that's right

02:35:52.380 it's go

02:35:52.800 Tom

02:35:53.260 what a

02:35:54.760 crazy night

02:35:55.360 Tom

02:35:55.740 it's finally

02:35:56.960 here man

02:35:57.520 I look goofy

02:35:58.200 smoking a snake

02:35:58.880 it is what it is

02:35:59.700 I'm just trying to

02:36:00.200 get it on my hoodie

02:36:00.720 this is crazy

02:36:01.780 because for more

02:36:02.380 than 20 years

02:36:03.420 Tom has ruined

02:36:04.520 Sundays for

02:36:05.440 football fans

02:36:06.160 all over the

02:36:07.320 country

02:36:07.600 all over the

02:36:08.840 country

02:36:09.100 but tonight

02:36:09.880 tonight

02:36:10.560 well tonight

02:36:11.700 we're going to

02:36:12.020 ruin yours Tom

02:36:12.720 I'm going to

02:36:13.540 ruin your

02:36:14.060 fucking Sunday

02:36:14.740 we are here

02:36:16.060 we are here

02:36:17.760 to honor this

02:36:18.680 man tonight

02:36:19.380 man this is

02:36:20.060 a room full of

02:36:20.700 friends and family

02:36:21.580 I'm looking around

02:36:22.460 W Glaze

02:36:23.460 I want to let you

02:36:24.300 know Tom

02:36:24.800 off the back

02:36:25.460 that that's not

02:36:26.480 why I'm here

02:36:27.240 I'm not here

02:36:28.420 for your support

02:36:29.740 I'm here for the

02:36:30.420 money they paid

02:36:31.000 me well

02:36:31.420 right let's just

02:36:32.340 let's just get

02:36:33.320 that out

02:36:33.720 they paid me

02:36:34.640 very very well

02:36:35.800 Tom and I'm

02:36:36.940 also here to do

02:36:37.700 little promo hits

02:36:38.600 here and there

02:36:39.100 I'm on tour

02:36:39.980 it's called

02:36:40.600 acting my age

02:36:41.360 go to

02:36:41.640 kevinheartnation.com

02:36:42.740 it's a live

02:36:44.580 audience why would

02:36:45.300 I not take

02:36:45.820 advantage of this

02:36:46.500 moment Tom

02:36:47.220 it's not about

02:36:48.100 you fuck you

02:36:49.120 it's a second

02:36:51.660 of Kevin

02:36:52.160 now I think

02:36:53.960 we do have to

02:36:54.520 track Tom

02:36:55.220 and we do have

02:36:55.640 to track where

02:36:56.120 you are in your

02:36:56.540 life right now

02:36:57.200 man I want to

02:36:58.040 congratulate you

02:36:58.700 Tom because a

02:36:59.640 peaceful life is

02:37:00.360 what you're now

02:37:00.880 living and that's

02:37:01.380 a big deal

02:37:01.940 a big deal man

02:37:03.000 for two years

02:37:03.680 it's been two

02:37:04.360 years since Tom's

02:37:06.000 gotten divorced

02:37:06.740 right two years

02:37:08.000 some of the TTS

02:37:09.500 like the mods are

02:37:10.160 sleeping

02:37:10.480 mods are asleep

02:37:11.380 today

02:37:11.640 since then

02:37:12.660 Tom's been

02:37:14.160 fucking

02:37:14.520 he's been

02:37:15.180 fucking

02:37:15.540 yeah

02:37:16.860 yeah

02:37:17.760 there'll be

02:37:18.140 meat watching

02:37:18.880 yeah

02:37:19.380 that's right

02:37:20.920 Tom's been

02:37:23.040 putting that

02:37:23.560 two inch tool

02:37:24.300 to work

02:37:24.780 yeah

02:37:25.440 yeah

02:37:26.900 yes

02:37:28.940 yeah

02:37:29.460 Tom's been

02:37:31.280 fucking so much

02:37:32.200 that his dick

02:37:32.920 has CTE

02:37:33.680 yeah

02:37:34.340 yeah

02:37:35.580 most people

02:37:37.820 get STDs

02:37:38.880 Tom gets

02:37:39.460 CTEs

02:37:40.320 yeah it's a difference

02:37:41.240 I don't think

02:37:41.960 these are

02:37:42.140 humiliation rituals

02:37:43.080 by the way

02:37:43.920 single life is

02:37:44.980 what you deserve

02:37:45.680 because you had

02:37:46.120 no choice

02:37:46.600 Giselle gave you

02:37:47.480 an ultimatum

02:37:48.220 Giselle said

02:37:49.220 you retire

02:37:50.040 or we're done

02:37:51.160 that's what she

02:37:51.960 said to you Tom

02:37:52.660 you retire

02:37:54.000 or we're done

02:37:55.420 let me tell you

02:37:56.940 something

02:37:57.240 when you got a

02:37:58.600 chance to go

02:37:59.200 eight and nine

02:37:59.880 and all it will

02:38:00.520 cost you is your

02:38:01.240 wife and your

02:38:01.860 kids

02:38:02.240 you gotta do

02:38:04.840 what the fuck

02:38:05.540 you gotta do

02:38:06.480 do you understand

02:38:07.020 move on

02:38:08.060 move on from

02:38:08.740 CTE code

02:38:09.240 yeah

02:38:09.500 you gotta do it

02:38:11.720 you gotta do it

02:38:13.720 you know what

02:38:14.260 that's called Tom

02:38:14.940 you know what

02:38:16.140 that's called

02:38:16.580 that's called

02:38:17.760 real nigga shit

02:38:18.520 that's what

02:38:18.960 that's called Tom

02:38:19.640 yeah Tom

02:38:22.760 fuck them kids

02:38:24.060 shit

02:38:26.840 yeah

02:38:31.680 you asked me

02:38:33.460 to come here bitch

02:38:34.240 I told you

02:38:34.740 what I was gonna do

02:38:35.380 this is also a good

02:38:38.260 time to say man

02:38:38.980 I love the fact

02:38:39.660 that you and Giselle

02:38:40.440 are finding a way

02:38:41.380 to co-parent

02:38:42.000 and still keep it

02:38:42.680 together man

02:38:43.240 Giselle is actually

02:38:44.480 here supporting you

02:38:45.300 tonight but just

02:38:46.260 for transparency

02:38:47.200 she came as

02:38:48.660 Antonio Brown's

02:38:49.560 plus one

02:38:50.060 how does that

02:38:50.740 oh

02:38:52.360 what

02:38:53.360 what

02:38:54.360 think about this

02:38:58.080 what did I say

02:38:59.200 Sneaky Ooze

02:38:59.640 donated three dollars

02:39:01.040 what did I say

02:39:01.800 Sneaky don't believe

02:39:02.840 anyone who bleeds

02:39:04.020 monthly and doesn't

02:39:05.120 die

02:39:05.500 also Cookie

02:39:06.680 was on Arvin Ross

02:39:07.720 stream couple

02:39:08.580 moths ago

02:39:09.280 only

02:39:09.640 speaking

02:39:11.860 speaking of

02:39:12.680 discomfort

02:39:13.180 let's talk about

02:39:14.060 Bill Belichick

02:39:14.720 for a second

02:39:15.280 um

02:39:15.900 Tom

02:39:16.540 it's

02:39:18.640 it's just a good

02:39:19.400 segue man

02:39:20.200 you know

02:39:20.720 the world knows

02:39:21.860 that you left

02:39:22.380 think about this

02:39:23.320 hi

02:39:23.840 I donated three dollars

02:39:25.660 and then you went to

02:39:26.180 Tampa

02:39:26.440 and you won a championship

02:39:27.940 holy shit

02:39:29.140 holy shit

02:39:32.020 you left Bill Belichick

02:39:34.820 with Matt Jones

02:39:35.920 god damn

02:39:36.860 oh you fucked

02:39:39.200 hey the Jewish guy

02:39:45.360 W Jew

02:39:47.020 by the way

02:39:48.820 forum is also

02:39:50.220 how Rob Gronkowski

02:39:51.620 counts to five

02:39:52.960 for

02:39:55.820 um

02:39:57.020 Jews are funny

02:40:00.260 Jews are funny

02:40:01.220 that's funny

02:40:01.680 I love you Gronk

02:40:06.340 I love you Gronk

02:40:07.480 poor Gronk

02:40:09.280 he thinks his last name

02:40:10.360 is Ousky

02:40:11.120 you're one of the

02:40:17.560 greatest Gronk

02:40:18.440 you're one of the

02:40:19.000 greatest

02:40:19.500 they love you

02:40:21.780 all right

02:40:26.320 all right

02:40:26.620 all right

02:40:26.920 growing up

02:40:29.480 it was never even

02:40:30.240 Gronk's dream

02:40:30.940 to play football

02:40:31.840 but his parents

02:40:32.580 figured hey

02:40:33.280 he's already

02:40:33.840 wearing the helmet

02:40:34.560 Julian can you

02:40:42.080 explain that joke

02:40:42.940 to Gronk

02:40:43.540 oh man

02:40:48.500 we're doing it

02:40:50.020 Boston style

02:40:51.060 tonight

02:40:51.620 I'm telling you

02:40:52.460 Boston style

02:40:57.680 you know

02:40:58.160 it's gonna be

02:40:58.960 a marathon

02:40:59.560 and somebody's

02:41:00.400 gonna bomb

02:41:01.000 oh

02:41:03.460 hey listen man

02:41:09.700 no fear

02:41:12.080 this is what we

02:41:12.900 do

02:41:13.260 that's what

02:41:13.880 Tom told me

02:41:14.660 thanks for

02:41:16.940 coming in Tom

02:41:17.740 from your new

02:41:18.340 home state of

02:41:19.300 Florida

02:41:19.660 we wanted to

02:41:20.780 roast you in

02:41:21.320 Florida but

02:41:21.960 because of your

02:41:22.560 governor we

02:41:23.220 wouldn't be able

02:41:23.740 to call you gay

02:41:24.560 okay

02:41:28.660 okay

02:41:29.340 roast Ron DeSantis

02:41:30.320 what an underdog

02:41:33.000 story man

02:41:34.040 against all odds

02:41:36.320 it all started

02:41:36.960 insane

02:41:37.300 think about this

02:41:38.020 hello donated

02:41:39.620 three dollars

02:41:40.660 you think the

02:41:41.860 jews were cracking

02:41:42.720 jokes in the

02:41:43.580 chamber

02:41:43.900 they had to

02:41:44.760 Tom was here

02:41:45.120 tonight somewhere

02:41:46.000 where is she

02:41:46.780 yeah

02:41:48.280 she was in

02:41:50.200 labor with you

02:41:50.840 for 43 hours

02:41:52.320 talk about

02:41:53.620 staying in the

02:41:54.280 pocket

02:41:54.700 Tom was

02:41:59.080 eventually drafted

02:42:00.020 199th in the

02:42:03.020 NFL draft

02:42:04.020 you sat there

02:42:05.920 for days

02:42:06.560 waiting and

02:42:07.420 waiting and

02:42:08.060 then you were

02:42:08.380 finally picked

02:42:09.120 in the sixth

02:42:10.060 round when

02:42:10.700 Bill Belichick's

02:42:11.940 dog stepped on

02:42:12.680 the keyboard

02:42:13.200 by accident

02:42:13.960 so Tom

02:42:23.360 became a

02:42:25.380 patriot

02:42:25.840 moved up

02:42:26.460 to New

02:42:26.760 England

02:42:27.080 and on the

02:42:27.940 first day

02:42:28.400 of training

02:42:28.880 camp

02:42:29.380 that scrawny

02:42:30.900 rookie

02:42:31.320 famously walked

02:42:32.440 into the

02:42:32.820 owner Robert

02:42:33.400 Kraft's office

02:42:34.240 and said

02:42:34.760 I'm the best

02:42:35.740 decision

02:42:36.280 your organization

02:42:37.640 has ever

02:42:38.160 made

02:42:38.560 would you

02:42:45.620 like a

02:42:46.060 massage

02:42:46.800 it's like a

02:42:57.560 movie villain

02:42:58.160 I love Robert

02:42:58.760 Kraft

02:42:59.240 I love

02:42:59.640 that shit

02:43:00.000 again

02:43:00.300 okay okay

02:43:01.200 he's having

02:43:02.900 fun look at

02:43:03.880 him

02:43:04.080 I love what

02:43:05.740 you do for

02:43:06.280 the Jews

02:43:06.800 Robert Kraft

02:43:07.680 you're incredible

02:43:08.420 Shalom my

02:43:11.540 brother

02:43:11.980 everything was

02:43:15.120 a fairy tale

02:43:16.000 unless you're

02:43:17.220 Drew Bledsoe

02:43:17.920 then it was a

02:43:18.460 total fucking

02:43:19.180 nightmare

02:43:19.680 think about

02:43:20.120 this

02:43:20.540 Stephen Kenneth

02:43:22.120 Bonnell donated

02:43:22.960 three dollars

02:43:24.000 I know I

02:43:24.980 blacklisted you

02:43:25.840 but I just woke

02:43:26.740 up and decided

02:43:27.540 to rub one out

02:43:28.600 now I'm here

02:43:29.880 watching you

02:43:30.680 Jürgen's lotion

02:43:31.860 is highly

02:43:32.540 recommended

02:43:33.200 for the deed

02:43:34.040 where MySpace

02:43:35.160 message me

02:43:35.940 let's debate

02:43:37.140 again

02:43:37.420 think about

02:43:38.840 this

02:43:39.800 come

02:43:40.220 donated

02:43:40.900 five dollars

02:43:41.960 who needs

02:43:43.000 cookies and

02:43:43.640 blueberries

02:43:44.080 when you have

02:43:44.840 governed LLNS

02:43:45.940 true

02:43:46.420 Julian

02:43:47.980 considered the

02:43:48.760 greatest Jewish

02:43:49.640 football player

02:43:50.520 of all time

02:43:51.520 which is pretty

02:43:53.980 impressive until

02:43:54.860 you realize the

02:43:55.540 guy in second

02:43:56.160 place was me

02:43:57.240 Tom I really

02:44:02.180 practice this guy

02:44:03.660 in a Dunkin Donuts

02:44:04.720 commercial

02:44:05.320 I don't know him

02:44:08.480 move right

02:44:08.940 why I'm so sorry

02:44:14.360 Rob you haven't

02:44:15.140 caught this much

02:44:15.660 heat since you

02:44:16.140 were microwaved

02:44:16.760 as a baby

02:44:17.300 I'm sorry

02:44:18.000 women are funny

02:44:20.680 Jeff killer set

02:44:24.100 congrats on the

02:44:25.420 weight loss

02:44:25.880 too man

02:44:26.460 it must be nice

02:44:27.680 to know that

02:44:28.420 being fat

02:44:29.280 wasn't what made

02:44:29.880 you disgusting

02:44:30.380 to look at

02:44:31.100 that's

02:44:31.620 haha he's so ugly

02:44:34.860 you really put the

02:44:35.480 ick in ozempic

02:44:36.460 it's

02:44:37.040 Jeff

02:44:38.660 you look like

02:44:39.660 your pronouns

02:44:40.200 are it

02:44:40.760 that

02:44:41.340 you look like

02:44:44.260 something cancer

02:44:45.100 catches

02:44:45.580 are you pickled

02:44:46.360 I'm confused

02:44:47.320 the only time

02:44:50.000 Jeff ever got a

02:44:50.760 woman wet

02:44:51.220 is when she

02:44:51.660 helped roll him

02:44:52.420 back into the

02:44:53.040 ocean

02:44:53.460 I'm sorry

02:44:57.120 I'm sorry

02:44:58.180 I love you

02:45:02.280 Tom

02:45:02.960 Bert

02:45:03.320 I love you too

02:45:04.200 you're presenting

02:45:04.800 together later

02:45:05.500 like two peas

02:45:06.420 in each other's

02:45:07.080 mouths

02:45:07.500 Bert

02:45:10.860 Bert

02:45:12.000 I love you

02:45:13.240 you know I'm

02:45:13.720 such a fan

02:45:14.260 of your joke

02:45:15.020 it's good

02:45:17.460 okay

02:45:19.460 sure they're

02:45:20.440 supposed to stay

02:45:21.000 on

02:45:21.420 but he takes

02:45:22.480 it off

02:45:22.960 so good

02:45:25.660 Andrew Schultz

02:45:29.660 you carny

02:45:30.320 face bitch

02:45:31.060 I

02:45:31.500 I hate

02:45:33.200 your comedy

02:45:33.860 more than

02:45:34.360 Kevin hates

02:45:35.060 high fives

02:45:35.840 I really

02:45:36.600 think about this

02:45:38.560 Sabre reviewer

02:45:40.160 donated three

02:45:40.940 dollars

02:45:41.420 Sneeko I puffed

02:45:43.200 20 sabres

02:45:44.040 and now I'm in

02:45:44.880 a coma

02:45:45.340 trusted you

02:45:46.260 girl

02:45:46.540 what the hell

02:45:48.740 man

02:45:49.040 you're one of

02:45:49.440 the best

02:45:49.780 ever

02:45:50.020 Drew Bledsoe

02:45:50.700 has a ring

02:45:51.440 Aaron Hernandez

02:45:52.540 has had a ring

02:45:53.280 around his neck

02:45:54.280 like what's

02:45:55.080 going on

02:45:55.800 Julian

02:46:01.240 you have three

02:46:02.300 rings around your

02:46:02.940 cock right now

02:46:03.800 you squid

02:46:04.540 dehyded fuck boy

02:46:05.800 Julian out of

02:46:11.300 curiosity

02:46:11.740 how are you

02:46:12.240 getting home

02:46:12.700 how did you get

02:46:13.480 here did you drive

02:46:14.460 or did you

02:46:15.080 ride Tom's dick

02:46:16.420 which was it

02:46:17.020 because I

02:46:17.440 because I want to

02:46:19.600 get a ride

02:46:19.980 home on it

02:46:20.540 but

02:46:20.760 but let's get

02:46:25.920 to the reason

02:46:26.400 we're all here

02:46:27.340 tonight

02:46:27.780 Drew Bledsoe

02:46:29.280 Drew Bledsoe

02:46:31.760 so Tom could

02:46:33.240 run

02:46:33.760 but Drew I'm

02:46:36.960 going to move on

02:46:37.480 from you just like

02:46:38.140 your team did

02:46:38.640 after you almost

02:46:39.320 died

02:46:39.780 Tom Brady

02:46:45.200 hi Tom

02:46:46.900 Tom Brady

02:46:48.240 the only goat

02:46:49.680 Jeff Ross

02:46:50.240 hasn't tried

02:46:50.840 to fuck

02:46:51.340 think about

02:46:51.940 this

02:46:52.320 ha ha

02:46:53.020 blueberry

02:46:53.480 69

02:46:54.020 $3

02:46:55.160 I heard

02:46:56.820 your monkey

02:46:57.540 on monkey

02:46:58.120 betrayed you

02:46:58.820 tonight

02:46:59.160 let me make

02:47:00.500 it up

02:47:00.860 to you

02:47:01.160 but

02:47:01.320 sorry

02:47:02.660 that Giselle

02:47:03.080 gave hers

02:47:03.540 back

02:47:03.820 but

02:47:04.080 sorry Tom

02:47:09.180 Tom

02:47:10.260 the only thing

02:47:11.380 dumber than you

02:47:12.040 saying yes

02:47:12.520 to this roast

02:47:13.020 was when you

02:47:13.480 said hey babe

02:47:14.320 you should try

02:47:14.860 jujitsu

02:47:15.360 I think that

02:47:16.320 was

02:47:16.520 that's gotta

02:47:18.700 suck

02:47:19.380 dude

02:47:21.200 I thought

02:47:22.960 Kevin Hart

02:47:23.380 was sitting

02:47:23.760 how much

02:47:24.200 would it

02:47:24.560 suck

02:47:24.840 oh my god

02:47:25.780 just knowing

02:47:26.460 your ex-wife's

02:47:27.540 new boyfriend

02:47:28.160 can beat

02:47:29.000 your ass

02:47:29.500 while eating

02:47:30.080 hers

02:47:30.440 that's gotta

02:47:31.040 be

02:47:31.560 terrible

02:47:33.700 oh no

02:47:37.880 you'll be

02:47:40.300 okay Tom

02:47:41.060 yeah

02:47:42.500 you're great

02:47:43.320 first

02:47:44.140 you're the hottest

02:47:44.840 person I've ever

02:47:45.720 seen in my life

02:47:46.400 I shouldn't be able

02:47:46.940 to talk to you

02:47:47.560 I can't even

02:47:48.300 handle it

02:47:49.080 you should see

02:47:51.860 this up close

02:47:52.660 it's insane

02:47:53.320 I

02:47:53.580 listen

02:47:54.540 tonight there's

02:47:55.100 gonna be a lot

02:47:55.600 of jokes about

02:47:56.200 me being like

02:47:57.880 a depraved

02:47:58.920 cum guzzling

02:47:59.660 slut

02:48:00.160 and

02:48:00.620 I just

02:48:01.940 want to say

02:48:02.440 for the record

02:48:02.940 I do have

02:48:03.420 a boyfriend

02:48:03.880 we've been

02:48:04.420 together for

02:48:04.840 10 years

02:48:05.420 he's the love

02:48:05.940 of my life

02:48:06.400 he's here

02:48:06.780 tonight

02:48:07.100 and

02:48:07.320 I just

02:48:08.060 he's sitting

02:48:08.520 right over

02:48:08.920 there

02:48:09.220 and I want

02:48:09.640 to say

02:48:09.880 publicly

02:48:10.340 so why

02:48:11.220 did she

02:48:11.460 say that

02:48:11.800 I would shoot

02:48:11.900 you in the

02:48:12.380 fucking face

02:48:13.220 for a lottery

02:48:13.960 ticket

02:48:14.440 to suck

02:48:15.200 this guy's

02:48:15.820 dick

02:48:16.100 oh no

02:48:16.740 oh no

02:48:18.400 no

02:48:20.000 no

02:48:21.400 Dana

02:48:22.180 don't clap

02:48:22.760 at that

02:48:23.240 he's perfect

02:48:24.540 10 years

02:48:26.480 boyfriend

02:48:26.900 he was on my

02:48:27.460 fantasy team

02:48:28.200 last night

02:48:29.000 my clint has

02:48:31.380 CTE now

02:48:32.380 I would show you

02:48:34.320 but the NFL is

02:48:34.920 making me cover it

02:48:35.660 up but seriously

02:48:36.380 Tom

02:48:36.820 you really are

02:48:41.860 I mean

02:48:42.340 you're the best

02:48:43.100 to ever play

02:48:43.860 for too long

02:48:44.780 I mean

02:48:45.240 you were tired

02:48:47.220 then you came back

02:48:48.340 and then you

02:48:48.720 were tired again

02:48:49.420 I mean I get it

02:48:50.100 it's hard to walk

02:48:50.760 away from something

02:48:51.340 that's not your

02:48:51.840 pregnant girlfriend

02:48:52.580 it's tough

02:48:53.400 hey

02:48:55.100 to be fair

02:48:57.180 he didn't know

02:48:57.900 she was pregnant

02:48:58.480 he just thought

02:48:59.040 she was getting fat

02:49:00.080 and Tom hates fat

02:49:03.180 I mean do you guys

02:49:03.680 know about his diet

02:49:04.420 program

02:49:04.820 it is so strict

02:49:05.720 but if you follow it

02:49:06.680 exactly as he does

02:49:07.940 you too

02:49:08.520 can lose

02:49:09.300 your family

02:49:10.080 and seriously

02:49:11.000 you can lose

02:49:13.220 so much family

02:49:14.360 it's

02:49:16.500 it works

02:49:18.100 Tom also lost

02:49:20.640 30 million dollars

02:49:21.600 in crypto

02:49:22.140 Tom how did you

02:49:23.160 fall for that

02:49:23.840 I mean even

02:49:24.800 Gronk was like

02:49:25.560 me know that

02:49:26.380 not real money

02:49:27.320 like

02:49:27.620 oh

02:49:34.200 that white bitch

02:49:36.820 got funny

02:49:37.500 right

02:49:38.240 you know

02:49:40.240 Gronk

02:49:43.660 Gronk actually does

02:49:46.460 bitcoin which is

02:49:47.460 where he just

02:49:47.940 chews on a handful

02:49:48.720 of nickels

02:49:49.540 but

02:49:49.840 I gotta go

02:49:55.320 but I just

02:49:56.060 I have one more

02:49:56.840 thing to say

02:49:57.400 and I promise

02:49:57.940 to keep it

02:49:58.440 Kevin Hart

02:49:58.980 I

02:49:59.820 to be honest

02:50:04.500 Tom I didn't

02:50:06.040 really know a ton

02:50:06.700 about your career

02:50:07.420 before this

02:50:08.320 and I only really

02:50:09.440 started watching

02:50:09.980 football when Taylor

02:50:10.700 Swift said it was

02:50:11.300 okay

02:50:11.680 but

02:50:12.740 what I've learned

02:50:16.200 I'm in absolute

02:50:17.960 awe of you

02:50:18.860 you were a six round

02:50:20.560 draft pick that

02:50:21.280 really everyone kind

02:50:22.680 of counted out

02:50:23.520 no one believed in

02:50:24.360 and then you became

02:50:25.440 this you became the

02:50:26.320 greatest of all time

02:50:27.920 and if I've learned

02:50:28.780 anything

02:50:29.400 if I've learned

02:50:31.460 anything about this

02:50:32.460 man is that if you

02:50:33.240 tell Tom Brady he

02:50:34.060 can't do something

02:50:34.880 not only will he do

02:50:36.280 it but he'll do it

02:50:37.040 the best it's ever

02:50:37.800 been done

02:50:38.380 so I'm here to say

02:50:40.280 tonight

02:50:41.480 Tom Brady cannot

02:50:43.480 make me come

02:50:44.940 let's fucking go

02:50:49.160 every female comedian

02:50:50.620 being a whore

02:50:52.540 oh no

02:50:55.200 oh my god

02:50:59.600 oh my god

02:51:06.840 he clicked

02:51:07.400 get your ass in the

02:51:08.340 back

02:51:08.540 but

02:51:08.900 that one

02:51:09.840 don't know him

02:51:10.680 this next chapter

02:51:12.460 you're like

02:51:12.840 oh shit

02:51:13.380 speaking of Tom

02:51:15.580 and I dating

02:51:16.300 I know their

02:51:17.000 smallest

02:51:18.320 has to come

02:51:19.420 from somebody

02:51:20.460 worthy

02:51:21.080 no way

02:51:24.280 someone said

02:51:26.500 is this comedy

02:51:27.100 night IRL

02:51:27.840 thank you so much

02:51:31.960 Kevin

02:51:32.460 well

02:51:35.000 thank you

02:51:36.040 I know a lot

02:51:39.160 of people make

02:51:39.880 fun of your

02:51:40.380 height

02:51:40.800 she's getting

02:51:42.960 booed

02:51:44.420 alright

02:51:45.840 alright

02:51:46.420 yo

02:51:47.420 I know a lot

02:51:54.880 of people make

02:51:55.480 fun of your

02:51:55.920 height

02:51:56.240 but what

02:51:57.440 people don't

02:51:58.080 know is

02:51:58.640 you're also

02:51:59.240 pretty mean

02:52:00.080 which makes

02:52:02.180 you the smallest

02:52:03.900 black dick

02:52:04.800 I've ever seen

02:52:05.860 alright

02:52:08.580 sorry guys

02:52:10.280 I would have

02:52:10.740 written jokes

02:52:11.360 for you

02:52:11.780 but I literally

02:52:12.600 don't know

02:52:13.300 who you are

02:52:13.860 okay but I'm

02:52:16.980 really here

02:52:17.460 tonight for Tom

02:52:18.340 she's reading

02:52:18.780 that teleprompter

02:52:19.520 I wasn't gonna

02:52:20.120 come tonight

02:52:20.880 but since

02:52:22.320 I'm not here

02:52:22.960 as Tom's

02:52:23.600 date

02:52:23.840 there's still

02:52:24.780 a good chance

02:52:25.380 I might

02:52:25.920 ha sweet

02:52:28.720 speaking of Tom

02:52:29.440 and I dating

02:52:30.040 I know there

02:52:30.860 were some rumors

02:52:31.560 that we were

02:52:32.480 and I'd never

02:52:34.200 say if we did

02:52:34.860 or not

02:52:35.280 I'd just

02:52:35.900 release the tape

02:52:36.700 someone wrote that

02:52:39.180 but I do know

02:52:41.280 it would never

02:52:41.840 work out

02:52:42.440 an ex-athlete

02:52:44.980 high cheekbones

02:52:46.260 silky hair

02:52:47.240 you remind me

02:52:48.760 too much

02:52:49.140 of my stepdad

02:52:50.000 now

02:52:50.500 oh

02:52:54.900 they gave her memes

02:52:58.120 they gave her memes

02:52:59.800 come on

02:53:03.260 part of me thinks

02:53:04.400 she would want

02:53:04.920 to undress me

02:53:05.640 just to try

02:53:06.220 on my clothes

02:53:07.000 I know the

02:53:10.120 transition

02:53:10.740 from the NFL

02:53:11.860 must have been

02:53:12.640 really hard

02:53:13.380 but I think

02:53:14.620 my stepdad

02:53:15.220 is a great

02:53:15.780 example for you

02:53:16.720 she's one of

02:53:17.940 the best

02:53:18.560 athletes in the

02:53:19.320 world

02:53:19.580 who proved

02:53:20.260 you can do

02:53:20.780 anything

02:53:21.200 in this next

02:53:21.760 chapter of your

02:53:22.360 life

02:53:22.680 you can become

02:53:24.380 a commentator

02:53:25.260 a far-right

02:53:27.200 republican

02:53:27.740 or even

02:53:29.680 a strong

02:53:30.420 confident woman

02:53:31.340 the reading

02:53:33.400 is too obvious

02:53:34.160 no seriously

02:53:34.820 I think it's

02:53:35.600 so great

02:53:36.320 the way

02:53:37.320 that you're

02:53:37.860 showing everyone

02:53:38.780 that even

02:53:39.280 after winning

02:53:39.860 seven Super Bowls

02:53:41.320 you can still

02:53:42.220 have a midlife

02:53:42.840 crisis

02:53:43.420 honestly

02:53:47.080 it's hard

02:53:47.880 for me to watch

02:53:48.520 people roast you

02:53:49.460 you peep the cross

02:53:50.180 chat

02:53:50.440 I think enough

02:53:51.360 of my family

02:53:51.900 members have

02:53:52.560 helped defend

02:53:53.120 former football

02:53:53.800 players

02:53:54.420 Christians peep the

02:53:57.820 cross

02:53:58.200 I think Jeff Ross

02:54:02.800 wrote this whole

02:54:04.420 strip

02:54:04.700 I'm just here tonight

02:54:05.500 to support you

02:54:06.480 and celebrate you

02:54:08.040 retirement

02:54:09.320 isn't easy

02:54:10.360 it can be a lot

02:54:12.120 like a bad

02:54:12.620 breakup

02:54:13.040 so I'll give you

02:54:14.380 the same advice

02:54:15.240 that I give

02:54:15.620 all my exes

02:54:16.500 good luck

02:54:17.600 knowing the best

02:54:18.380 is behind you

02:54:19.220 congratulations Tom

02:54:20.920 cheers everyone

02:54:22.020 to Tom Brady

02:54:23.040 that was kind of

02:54:32.500 brutal

02:54:32.720 that was brutal

02:54:34.180 give it up for

02:54:35.200 Kim Kardashian

02:54:36.140 everybody

02:54:37.040 beautiful

02:54:39.440 thank you

02:54:40.440 Kim

02:54:40.780 tomatoes

02:54:43.080 looking to

02:54:44.740 auction off

02:54:45.260 your seat

02:54:45.700 cushion

02:54:46.060 later

02:54:46.440 for

02:54:46.780 raise money

02:54:48.540 for erectile

02:54:49.460 dysfunction

02:54:50.100 nah nah

02:54:50.820 he definitely

02:54:51.540 wrote this

02:54:52.160 we're live on

02:54:53.200 Netflix

02:54:53.600 if you're just

02:54:54.440 tuning in

02:54:55.400 this is not

02:54:56.900 love on the

02:54:57.580 spectrum

02:54:58.060 this is hate

02:55:01.040 in the forum

02:55:01.980 everybody's here

02:55:03.440 I got so many

02:55:04.280 friends here

02:55:05.020 look

02:55:05.660 Marco Andretti

02:55:07.400 great race car

02:55:08.240 drivers here

02:55:08.940 hi Marco

02:55:09.560 think about

02:55:10.420 that your

02:55:10.900 beautiful

02:55:11.300 girlfriend

02:55:11.800 Billy

02:55:12.340 laid down

02:55:14.320 a lot of

02:55:14.740 rubber

02:55:15.080 fresh

02:55:16.000 does he

02:55:18.380 ever finish

02:55:18.860 great job

02:55:23.940 Kim

02:55:24.280 Caitlyn Jenner

02:55:25.020 wanted to be

02:55:25.600 here but she

02:55:26.120 was confused

02:55:26.720 by the tuck

02:55:27.360 rule

02:55:27.640 it's my honor

02:55:34.340 to bring up

02:55:34.980 our next act

02:55:35.820 are you ready

02:55:36.460 motherfuckers

02:55:37.500 someone said

02:55:41.760 that was

02:55:42.020 Dr. Shiva

02:55:42.720 please welcome

02:55:43.940 Bert Kreischer

02:55:44.820 Tom Segura

02:55:46.220 the two

02:55:47.040 big

02:55:47.520 funny fat guy

02:55:58.880 take off your

02:55:59.520 shirt funny

02:56:00.020 fat guy

02:56:00.480 and get drunk

02:56:01.120 for turning this

02:56:01.660 special night

02:56:02.360 into one more

02:56:03.280 opportunity

02:56:03.880 you couldn't

02:56:04.660 turn down

02:56:05.320 god you

02:56:07.540 are such

02:56:08.040 a fucking

02:56:08.620 whore

02:56:09.140 and that's

02:56:10.700 coming from

02:56:11.120 me Jeff

02:56:11.680 thank you

02:56:14.680 for inviting

02:56:15.240 us to

02:56:15.860 celebrate

02:56:16.540 the goat

02:56:17.300 WG

02:56:18.380 wait

02:56:18.960 what's that

02:56:20.000 wait

02:56:20.380 goat WG

02:56:21.760 greatest

02:56:22.620 of all

02:56:23.480 time

02:56:23.940 white guy

02:56:25.180 white people

02:56:27.200 fuck yeah

02:56:28.100 white

02:56:29.040 white people

02:56:30.060 our people

02:56:30.800 don't get

02:56:31.400 many days

02:56:31.940 like these

02:56:32.420 anymore

02:56:32.900 no we

02:56:37.900 really don't

02:56:39.220 Netflix

02:56:40.860 was hoping

02:56:41.540 some trans

02:56:42.420 amputee skier

02:56:43.420 was popular

02:56:44.040 enough to do

02:56:44.640 this but

02:56:45.240 instead they

02:56:48.280 settled for the

02:56:49.020 greatest white

02:56:49.720 guy alive

02:56:50.580 it's rare

02:56:53.660 that they let

02:56:54.320 us have a

02:56:54.780 night

02:56:55.060 they have

02:56:55.540 taken

02:56:56.000 everything

02:56:56.820 from us

02:56:57.820 golf

02:57:00.380 tennis

02:57:02.740 hockey

02:57:04.660 and even

02:57:06.580 baseball

02:57:07.060 once America's

02:57:07.920 pastime

02:57:08.500 isn't even

02:57:09.320 played by

02:57:09.840 Americans

02:57:10.400 now

02:57:11.380 you

02:57:13.380 fucking

02:57:18.980 traitor

02:57:19.560 but tonight

02:57:21.820 isn't about

02:57:22.620 them

02:57:23.140 it's about

02:57:24.280 this

02:57:24.880 incredible

02:57:25.840 white

02:57:26.580 American

02:57:27.200 man

02:57:27.700 two solid

02:57:30.620 whites

02:57:31.100 white

02:57:33.940 people

02:57:34.520 and ladies

02:57:40.020 and gentlemen

02:57:40.520 tonight isn't

02:57:41.660 just about Tom

02:57:42.620 Brady's dream

02:57:43.440 of securing a

02:57:44.520 future for white

02:57:45.440 children in this

02:57:46.200 country

02:57:46.580 no it isn't

02:57:49.320 tonight is about

02:57:50.120 celebrating

02:57:50.680 everything Tom

02:57:51.880 Brady stands

02:57:52.680 for

02:57:53.040 he is so

02:57:54.620 good looking

02:57:55.420 oh

02:57:56.300 he is

02:57:58.400 fucking

02:57:58.940 gorgeous

02:57:59.800 you guys are

02:58:02.680 so red

02:58:03.120 pilled

02:58:03.340 somebody said

02:58:04.200 is this the

02:58:04.680 guy that

02:58:05.020 interviewed

02:58:05.420 Tate

02:58:05.920 you guys

02:58:06.620 don't know

02:58:06.880 Tom

02:58:07.160 Sagara

02:58:07.620 fucking

02:58:09.120 who

02:58:09.400 takes

02:58:09.800 this

02:58:10.040 picture

02:58:10.500 was he

02:58:12.800 pregnant

02:58:13.240 fucking

02:58:13.920 fucking

02:58:16.300 gay

02:58:20.880 shit

02:58:21.280 I've

02:58:21.840 ever

02:58:22.040 seen

02:58:22.340 he

02:58:25.320 that's

02:58:32.340 you

02:58:32.620 that's

02:58:34.760 fucking

02:58:35.080 you

02:58:35.560 he's also

02:58:36.640 he is also

02:58:38.300 relentless

02:58:39.180 we're not even

02:58:39.920 making jokes

02:58:40.520 that guy

02:58:40.660 know

02:58:41.000 and

02:58:43.420 he has

02:58:44.080 that one

02:58:44.740 thing

02:58:45.200 that only

02:58:45.860 special men

02:58:46.760 have

02:58:47.180 he's HIV

02:58:47.880 positive

02:58:48.420 no

02:58:50.600 that was

02:58:51.400 magic

02:58:51.780 and it

02:58:52.120 happened

02:58:52.380 right here

02:58:52.980 in this

02:58:53.440 building

02:58:53.860 so much

02:59:00.660 fucking

02:59:01.040 but

02:59:01.480 what Tom

02:59:04.420 Brady has

02:59:05.200 is that

02:59:05.860 killer

02:59:06.620 instinct

02:59:07.520 which makes

02:59:08.320 Netflix

02:59:08.820 the perfect

02:59:09.580 place for

02:59:10.160 Tom Brady

02:59:10.660 yes

02:59:11.280 because if

02:59:12.340 there's one

02:59:12.740 thing that

02:59:13.180 Netflix

02:59:13.520 loves

02:59:14.000 it's

02:59:14.520 serial

02:59:14.820 killers

02:59:15.220 don't

02:59:17.700 believe

02:59:17.920 us

02:59:18.200 let us

02:59:18.580 compare

02:59:18.880 him

02:59:19.040 with

02:59:19.300 another

02:59:19.680 famous

02:59:20.140 TV

02:59:20.620 Ted

02:59:21.380 Bundy

02:59:22.240 fuck

02:59:23.740 he's

02:59:24.060 gorgeous

02:59:24.400 too

02:59:24.840 I think

02:59:26.320 I might

02:59:26.560 need a

02:59:26.820 new

02:59:26.940 hall

02:59:27.140 pass

02:59:27.640 how does

02:59:28.100 a

02:59:28.220 like

02:59:28.620 do not

02:59:29.960 want

02:59:30.140 to die

02:59:30.540 ladies and

02:59:31.200 gentlemen

02:59:31.420 with that

02:59:31.780 being said

02:59:32.260 make some

02:59:32.940 noise

02:59:33.180 for a

02:59:33.640 friend

02:59:34.020 a funny

02:59:35.060 favorite

02:59:35.520 of mine

02:59:36.040 Sam

02:59:36.620 Jay

02:59:36.960 men

02:59:41.020 Ron

02:59:44.120 Bergeny

02:59:44.960 Ron

03:00:12.060 you can't

03:00:13.540 lie

03:00:13.800 hello

03:00:15.720 everyone

03:00:16.440 New York

03:00:17.300 City

03:00:17.700 in the

03:00:18.080 house

03:00:18.500 Madison

03:00:23.820 Square Garden

03:00:25.220 Hall

03:00:25.740 MSG

03:00:26.820 haha

03:00:28.820 it's LA

03:00:29.840 residency

03:00:31.580 yes

03:00:32.860 how about

03:00:36.000 those

03:00:36.220 knickerbockers

03:00:37.060 huh

03:00:37.600 yeah

03:00:38.520 base

03:00:39.180 probably

03:00:40.760 gonna lose

03:00:41.420 in the

03:00:41.660 second round

03:00:42.520 but

03:00:42.860 we're looking

03:00:44.400 good right

03:00:44.960 now

03:00:45.500 Kevin Hart

03:00:50.340 my

03:00:52.840 second

03:00:53.540 favorite

03:00:54.040 comedian

03:00:54.540 next to

03:00:55.000 Earthquake

03:00:55.640 god I love

03:01:00.040 Earthquake

03:01:00.560 hello

03:01:02.340 my name is

03:01:05.260 Ron Burgundy

03:01:05.920 and

03:01:07.520 I am a

03:01:13.720 very big

03:01:14.520 deal

03:01:14.940 but

03:01:15.340 tonight

03:01:17.460 is

03:01:17.780 not about

03:01:19.300 me

03:01:19.500 I love

03:01:19.940 you too

03:01:20.540 not about

03:01:24.080 me

03:01:24.200 we are

03:01:24.460 here to

03:01:24.900 honor

03:01:25.260 a champion

03:01:26.560 of the

03:01:26.860 gridiron

03:01:27.260 a great

03:01:28.600 American

03:01:29.080 a father

03:01:30.840 and a

03:01:32.220 sexy

03:01:32.720 man

03:01:33.180 a true

03:01:35.780 patriot

03:01:36.440 until he

03:01:37.360 was not

03:01:38.060 of course

03:01:38.680 Mr. Tom

03:01:46.920 Brady

03:01:47.300 holy shit

03:01:54.220 this man

03:01:54.700 is gorgeous

03:01:55.300 oh my god

03:01:56.400 I've seen him

03:01:58.260 on TV

03:01:58.820 before

03:01:59.720 but

03:02:00.040 in person

03:02:01.200 Ichiwawa

03:02:02.160 all right

03:02:05.060 but

03:02:05.600 life's crazy

03:02:07.920 for you

03:02:08.640 Gronk I've been

03:02:16.040 watching on

03:02:16.520 Fox NFL

03:02:17.160 Sunday

03:02:17.540 I'm not

03:02:18.880 American enough

03:02:19.460 to know these

03:02:19.860 people

03:02:20.080 football

03:02:20.420 in the

03:02:20.620 Baltimore

03:02:21.560 in the

03:02:21.840 playoffs

03:02:22.140 in

03:02:22.320 14

03:02:22.640 tell you

03:02:23.460 guys

03:02:23.680 why

03:02:23.940 I think

03:02:24.140 I'm dead

03:02:25.940 I want to see

03:02:26.460 Schultz and

03:02:26.980 Tony Hinchcliffe

03:02:28.100 I saw you

03:02:28.740 I thought you

03:02:29.180 were Burt Kreischer's

03:02:30.140 liver

03:02:30.520 and

03:02:34.860 look

03:02:36.080 asshole

03:02:36.640 bro

03:02:38.020 and you

03:02:38.360 fucking

03:02:39.400 Tom

03:02:41.060 you played

03:02:41.740 for the

03:02:42.000 Patriots

03:02:42.480 for so

03:02:42.920 long

03:02:43.280 pisses

03:02:44.940 me

03:02:45.020 go see

03:02:45.340 Dana

03:02:45.540 hold on

03:02:46.160 that means

03:02:47.920 they have to

03:02:48.260 wrap it up

03:02:48.740 then

03:02:49.060 so here

03:02:49.860 we

03:02:50.580 go

03:02:51.080 Dana

03:02:51.560 White

03:02:52.180 the president

03:02:52.960 of the UFC

03:02:53.960 Max Holloway

03:02:55.800 shout out to

03:02:56.340 you

03:02:56.560 Sugar Sean

03:02:57.120 this is not

03:02:59.340 my thing

03:03:00.060 so I'm gonna

03:03:00.520 keep this

03:03:01.120 short like

03:03:01.860 Gronk's bus

03:03:02.500 actually

03:03:05.140 let me get

03:03:05.820 into this

03:03:06.260 real quick

03:03:06.740 it pisses

03:03:07.260 me off

03:03:07.600 I flew all

03:03:08.080 the way

03:03:08.340 out here

03:03:08.920 unband me

03:03:09.620 from the

03:03:09.860 PI

03:03:09.960 give me

03:03:10.560 60 seconds

03:03:11.520 my name

03:03:12.720 is Dana

03:03:13.500 is that

03:03:14.780 not trans

03:03:15.500 enough for

03:03:15.940 you liberal

03:03:16.440 fucks

03:03:17.340 bruh

03:03:20.560 alright

03:03:23.220 Tom

03:03:24.740 you played

03:03:25.440 for the

03:03:25.680 Patriots

03:03:26.160 for so

03:03:26.580 long

03:03:26.980 that I

03:03:27.900 was actually

03:03:28.340 starting to

03:03:28.900 feel like

03:03:29.260 you were

03:03:29.460 from Boston

03:03:30.040 then I

03:03:31.360 saw you

03:03:31.700 running

03:03:31.940 I was like

03:03:32.380 no he's

03:03:32.720 definitely

03:03:32.980 from San

03:03:33.400 Francisco

03:03:33.840 you led

03:03:41.960 the league

03:03:42.320 for 20

03:03:42.760 years in

03:03:43.240 passing

03:03:43.660 as a

03:03:44.600 straight

03:03:44.820 guy

03:03:45.160 bruh

03:03:47.740 come on

03:03:48.620 that was a

03:03:50.260 good one

03:03:50.780 unband me

03:03:51.700 for the

03:03:51.940 PI

03:03:52.200 hey

03:03:52.620 I got

03:03:53.500 two of

03:03:54.080 the baddest

03:03:54.540 dudes in

03:03:54.940 the world

03:03:55.280 here right

03:03:55.760 now

03:03:56.100 Sugar Sean

03:03:56.960 O'Malley

03:03:57.480 and Max

03:03:59.600 Holloway

03:04:00.140 yeah plug the

03:04:00.780 fighters

03:04:01.140 can I get

03:04:02.640 some good

03:04:02.960 seats at

03:04:03.380 power slap

03:04:04.080 Tom

03:04:04.860 you would

03:04:06.040 have been

03:04:06.220 a great

03:04:06.540 fighter

03:04:06.880 you're already

03:04:08.000 the master

03:04:08.660 of the

03:04:09.340 ground and

03:04:09.740 pound

03:04:10.000 that's what

03:04:10.700 you call

03:04:11.060 coffee dates

03:04:12.040 with your

03:04:12.340 boyfriend

03:04:12.780 Alex Guerrero

03:04:13.960 one more

03:04:17.760 thing

03:04:18.180 you people

03:04:19.000 probably don't

03:04:19.500 know this

03:04:20.000 but Jeff

03:04:21.040 Ross was

03:04:21.700 very interested

03:04:22.580 in the UFC

03:04:23.300 he thought

03:04:24.540 it meant

03:04:24.860 unlimited

03:04:25.400 fried chicken

03:04:26.380 I love you

03:04:29.060 Tom

03:04:29.380 Dana White

03:04:30.540 ladies and

03:04:31.400 gentlemen

03:04:31.820 great job

03:04:32.820 Dana

03:04:33.220 you know

03:04:34.540 a lot of

03:04:34.820 you might

03:04:35.060 not know

03:04:35.500 this

03:04:35.860 but Dana

03:04:36.580 is the

03:04:37.480 millionaire

03:04:37.980 founder

03:04:39.080 of the

03:04:39.720 UFC

03:04:40.060 and he's

03:04:40.480 also a

03:04:40.960 degenerate

03:04:41.700 gambler

03:04:42.360 so

03:04:42.940 that's

03:04:43.800 fucking

03:04:44.060 awesome

03:04:44.500 Dana

03:04:44.920 here we

03:04:46.460 go

03:04:46.680 this guy

03:04:47.080 is funny

03:04:47.440 Tom

03:04:48.060 this is

03:04:48.660 great

03:04:49.060 nice shoes

03:04:50.320 bitch

03:04:50.800 did you

03:04:51.120 win those

03:04:51.480 in the

03:04:51.700 divorce

03:04:52.240 okay

03:04:55.160 I love

03:04:57.240 it

03:04:57.320 this is a

03:04:57.800 fucking

03:04:58.080 stellar

03:04:58.680 dais

03:04:59.180 we have

03:04:59.620 up here

03:04:59.980 Randy Moss

03:05:00.860 I was

03:05:01.320 upset

03:05:01.720 that Bill

03:05:02.100 Belichick

03:05:02.580 said he

03:05:03.060 wouldn't

03:05:03.300 give you

03:05:03.560 a ring

03:05:03.880 you know

03:05:04.400 what else

03:05:04.780 doesn't have

03:05:05.240 a ring

03:05:05.560 Bill

03:05:05.820 Belichick's

03:05:06.500 phone

03:05:06.920 everyone's

03:05:10.200 up here

03:05:10.520 talking about

03:05:11.080 what a big

03:05:11.540 winner Tom

03:05:12.320 is but let

03:05:12.780 me tell you

03:05:13.200 Tom is

03:05:13.860 afraid of

03:05:14.600 the Giants

03:05:15.380 which is why

03:05:16.220 Kevin Hart

03:05:16.820 is hosting

03:05:17.420 tonight

03:05:17.940 he's short

03:05:20.340 it's true

03:05:20.900 he's short

03:05:21.700 all night

03:05:22.400 he's been

03:05:23.420 using the

03:05:23.980 stool that

03:05:24.460 Aaron Hernandez

03:05:25.240 kicked out

03:05:25.860 from under

03:05:26.320 himself

03:05:26.880 oh shit

03:05:29.560 it's true

03:05:31.100 Kevin is so

03:05:31.940 small that when

03:05:32.580 his ancestors

03:05:33.440 picked cotton

03:05:34.380 they called

03:05:34.880 it deadlifting

03:05:35.740 okay okay

03:05:39.560 cook that

03:05:41.000 slave

03:05:41.420 so many great

03:05:42.700 quarterbacks up

03:05:43.580 here you know

03:05:44.000 who doesn't

03:05:44.500 pass Kevin Hart

03:05:45.500 on any movie

03:05:46.140 he's offered

03:05:46.820 but we are

03:05:49.360 here for Tom

03:05:50.480 Tom Brady

03:05:51.240 is a patriot

03:05:52.160 which is surprising

03:05:53.140 considering he looks

03:05:54.340 like a confederate

03:05:55.280 fag

03:05:55.920 Tom Brady

03:05:59.740 why do you

03:06:01.240 look like a

03:06:01.920 gay Tom

03:06:02.600 Brady

03:06:03.000 clearly your

03:06:06.640 ex-wife takes

03:06:07.500 after you

03:06:07.960 I hear she's

03:06:08.540 out there

03:06:08.860 draining balls

03:06:09.760 right now

03:06:10.620 people love

03:06:12.500 you Tom

03:06:12.960 you have the

03:06:13.400 same fan base

03:06:14.180 as Kyle

03:06:14.680 Rittenhouse

03:06:15.420 Gronk I'm

03:06:18.960 happy you

03:06:19.340 can take a

03:06:19.800 break from

03:06:20.180 writing Santa

03:06:21.020 letters to be

03:06:21.840 here today

03:06:22.560 I knew you

03:06:28.660 were here

03:06:29.040 when we were

03:06:29.480 all out of

03:06:29.980 chocolate milk

03:06:30.740 backstage

03:06:31.540 by the way

03:06:33.520 Gronk that's

03:06:34.260 Kevin Hart

03:06:34.820 sitting next

03:06:35.400 to you

03:06:35.620 that's not

03:06:36.200 your shadow

03:06:37.040 Gronk you

03:06:40.380 look like the

03:06:40.880 Nazi that kept

03:06:41.780 burning himself

03:06:42.600 on the ovens

03:06:43.640 you look like

03:06:45.080 the final boss

03:06:46.060 in George Floyd

03:06:47.000 the video game

03:06:47.900 ah

03:06:48.660 the great

03:06:50.860 Jeff Ross

03:06:51.760 ladies and

03:06:52.420 gentlemen

03:06:52.860 Jeff is so

03:06:54.440 Jewish he only

03:06:55.260 watches football

03:06:56.100 for the coin

03:06:56.740 toss

03:06:57.300 oh

03:06:57.860 oh

03:06:58.460 oh

03:07:00.340 oh

03:07:00.740 oh

03:07:01.300 and of course

03:07:03.020 throwing long

03:07:03.840 bombs at

03:07:04.380 brown people

03:07:05.140 more

03:07:08.240 more

03:07:08.580 G

03:07:08.780 Nicky Glazer

03:07:10.140 what a performance

03:07:10.960 tonight am I

03:07:11.780 right

03:07:12.140 absolutely killer

03:07:16.840 set

03:07:17.340 Nicky who wrote

03:07:18.280 that

03:07:18.540 where was that

03:07:19.120 your entire

03:07:19.760 career

03:07:20.360 Nicky has such

03:07:23.080 a bad eating

03:07:23.680 disorder

03:07:24.080 the industry

03:07:24.760 keeps shoving

03:07:25.440 her down

03:07:25.880 our throat

03:07:26.720 you might

03:07:28.640 recognize

03:07:29.060 over podcast

03:07:29.880 appearances

03:07:30.600 specials and

03:07:31.380 winning the triple

03:07:32.060 crown at

03:07:32.600 Churchill Downs

03:07:33.620 you might

03:07:34.680 recognize

03:07:35.100 Kevin as

03:07:35.680 the jockey

03:07:36.160 that rode

03:07:36.580 her

03:07:36.860 and that's

03:07:38.440 Churchill Downs

03:07:39.200 the racetrack

03:07:39.880 not to be

03:07:40.280 confused with

03:07:40.840 what Jeff Ross

03:07:41.460 looks like

03:07:41.900 when he smokes

03:07:42.460 a cigar

03:07:43.080 Sam Jay

03:07:45.600 everybody

03:07:46.460 killed

03:07:47.120 an obese

03:07:48.820 African American

03:07:50.040 lesbian

03:07:50.680 so by having

03:07:51.520 here Netflix

03:07:52.200 checked off

03:07:52.920 a lot of

03:07:53.380 boxes

03:07:53.820 yeah

03:07:55.700 she is a

03:07:57.900 black lesbo

03:07:58.900 which means

03:07:59.480 she doesn't

03:08:00.200 eat pussy

03:08:00.900 she all

03:08:02.020 hell

03:08:02.640 gnaws

03:08:03.440 on it

03:08:04.120 earthquakes

03:08:11.560 on his

03:08:12.240 feet

03:08:12.520 I'm killing

03:08:13.160 you might

03:08:15.580 recognize

03:08:16.040 Sam

03:08:16.380 from this

03:08:17.220 her entire

03:08:18.780 Wikipedia

03:08:19.280 could fit

03:08:19.780 into a

03:08:20.100 fortune cookie

03:08:20.920 that's a

03:08:21.360 woman

03:08:21.660 Andrew

03:08:22.840 Schultz

03:08:23.260 I'm glad

03:08:23.620 you took

03:08:23.960 a break

03:08:24.300 from watching

03:08:24.880 YouTube

03:08:25.240 videos

03:08:25.740 on how

03:08:26.260 to

03:08:26.500 dap

03:08:26.780 up

03:08:26.960 black

03:08:27.300 dudes

03:08:27.620 correctly

03:08:28.260 Schultz's

03:08:30.300 mom

03:08:30.580 is a

03:08:30.860 professional

03:08:31.340 ballroom

03:08:31.940 dancer

03:08:32.400 which means

03:08:32.960 she's a

03:08:33.480 stripper

03:08:33.820 that talks

03:08:34.380 too much

03:08:35.180 what

03:08:37.400 the

03:08:37.780 fuck

03:08:38.600 what

03:08:42.660 Berg

03:08:43.440 Kreischer

03:08:43.880 is a

03:08:44.260 king

03:08:44.560 he looks

03:08:45.000 like

03:08:45.180 the

03:08:45.360 tiger

03:08:45.700 king

03:08:46.100 and

03:08:46.440 the

03:08:46.580 liver

03:08:46.760 king

03:08:47.080 only

03:08:47.380 ate

03:08:47.620 burger

03:08:47.900 king

03:08:48.200 and

03:08:48.340 had

03:08:48.460 a

03:08:48.580 liver

03:08:48.740 that

03:08:48.920 looked

03:08:49.080 like

03:08:49.260 Martin

03:08:49.580 Luther

03:08:49.880 king

03:08:50.160 got

03:08:50.380 beat

03:08:50.580 up

03:08:50.720 by

03:08:50.860 Rodney

03:08:51.260 king

03:08:51.640 and how

03:09:03.200 about

03:09:03.660 the

03:09:03.940 appearance

03:09:04.500 from the

03:09:04.880 great

03:09:05.340 Ron

03:09:05.860 Burgundy

03:09:06.500 huh

03:09:07.140 a whale's

03:09:10.060 vagina

03:09:10.680 which reminds

03:09:11.540 me

03:09:11.780 Kim

03:09:12.040 Kardashian's

03:09:13.020 here

03:09:13.380 she's had a

03:09:16.560 lot of

03:09:16.860 black men

03:09:17.380 celebrate in

03:09:18.120 her end

03:09:18.600 zone

03:09:18.960 Kim

03:09:20.940 word of

03:09:21.500 advice

03:09:21.900 close

03:09:22.400 your

03:09:22.580 legs

03:09:22.940 you

03:09:23.140 have

03:09:23.300 more

03:09:23.480 public

03:09:23.940 beef

03:09:24.340 than

03:09:24.600 Kendrick

03:09:25.080 and

03:09:25.300 Drake

03:09:25.740 thank you

03:09:28.340 guys

03:09:28.820 thank you

03:09:29.460 Tom

03:09:29.820 thank you

03:09:30.320 Jim

03:09:30.580 thank you

03:09:31.120 Netflix

03:09:31.520 oh

03:09:32.340 oh

03:09:34.800 shit

03:09:35.420 Tony

03:09:45.860 Inchcliff

03:09:46.480 holy

03:09:47.020 but I

03:09:54.200 I knew

03:09:54.440 killed

03:09:54.640 Tony

03:09:54.920 you guys

03:09:56.820 don't

03:09:56.940 remember

03:09:57.160 my

03:09:57.380 stand-up

03:09:57.720 comedy

03:09:58.040 in

03:09:58.160 New York

03:09:58.400 fucking

03:09:59.540 give it

03:10:00.040 up

03:10:00.280 for

03:10:00.560 Tony

03:10:02.000 give it

03:10:04.080 up

03:10:04.220 for

03:10:04.400 Tony

03:10:04.760 oh

03:10:08.860 god

03:10:09.320 oh

03:10:10.820 my

03:10:11.040 god

03:10:11.540 Tony

03:10:12.960 that's

03:10:13.320 good

03:10:13.680 I

03:10:15.040 feel

03:10:16.660 like we

03:10:16.900 should

03:10:17.100 clap

03:10:17.480 or

03:10:17.640 she'll

03:10:17.900 go

03:10:18.040 shoot

03:10:18.320 up

03:10:18.460 a

03:10:18.580 school

03:10:18.840 he

03:10:19.060 looks

03:10:19.380 like

03:10:19.580 he's

03:10:19.720 gonna

03:10:19.880 do

03:10:20.100 something

03:10:20.380 crazy

03:10:20.860 fucking

03:10:22.420 pants

03:10:22.820 in

03:10:22.920 that

03:10:23.060 belt

03:10:23.280 you

03:10:23.500 fucking

03:10:23.900 podcasters

03:10:24.820 I said

03:10:25.800 don't let

03:10:26.120 him in

03:10:26.360 here

03:10:26.660 Tony

03:10:27.360 I can't

03:10:27.800 deny

03:10:28.020 great

03:10:28.320 comedy

03:10:28.700 goddammit

03:10:29.240 that was

03:10:29.500 great

03:10:29.760 fucking

03:10:30.080 comedy

03:10:30.500 bit

03:10:30.860 for

03:10:31.020 bit

03:10:31.320 with

03:10:32.720 that

03:10:32.940 one

03:10:33.220 what's

03:10:35.020 up dog

03:10:35.540 we got

03:10:36.680 Matt

03:10:36.980 light

03:10:37.400 we're gonna

03:10:37.720 get

03:10:37.880 Matt

03:10:38.140 lit

03:10:38.340 tonight

03:10:38.800 what's

03:10:39.180 up

03:10:39.340 brother

03:10:39.600 how

03:10:39.760 you

03:10:39.900 doing

03:10:40.220 and

03:10:41.480 fucking

03:10:41.880 Amendola

03:10:42.580 what's

03:10:42.960 up buddy

03:10:43.460 you

03:10:45.600 went

03:10:45.860 into

03:10:46.180 coaching

03:10:46.560 last

03:10:46.920 year

03:10:47.220 so

03:10:47.740 you're

03:10:47.900 now

03:10:48.160 known

03:10:48.460 as

03:10:48.700 Ammon

03:10:49.100 dumbass

03:10:49.860 coach

03:10:52.140 Belichick

03:10:52.720 nice to

03:10:53.620 see you

03:10:53.900 sir

03:10:54.200 let's go to

03:10:58.840 Schultz

03:10:58.960 Andrew

03:11:12.440 fucking

03:11:13.000 Schultz

03:11:13.520 let's

03:11:13.820 go

03:11:14.040 hello

03:11:22.760 make

03:11:23.800 some

03:11:24.060 noise

03:11:24.680 all right

03:11:27.520 give it

03:11:27.820 up for

03:11:28.160 Kevin Hart

03:11:28.700 first of

03:11:29.160 all

03:11:29.280 hosting

03:11:29.660 this

03:11:29.900 thing

03:11:30.160 absolutely

03:11:30.700 amazing

03:11:31.400 hardest

03:11:32.100 working

03:11:32.480 man

03:11:32.760 in

03:11:32.900 Hollywood

03:11:33.280 give it

03:11:33.700 up for

03:11:33.960 Kev

03:11:34.400 Kev is

03:11:38.340 the hardest

03:11:38.860 working

03:11:39.120 man in

03:11:39.460 Hollywood

03:11:39.720 outside of

03:11:40.260 the PR

03:11:40.680 guy

03:11:40.940 from

03:11:41.180 Nickelodeon

03:11:41.860 Kevin Hart

03:11:45.660 or as

03:11:46.000 he's known

03:11:46.420 in the

03:11:46.680 industry

03:11:47.120 the rock's

03:11:47.840 bottom

03:11:48.280 Kevin is

03:11:51.580 best

03:11:51.860 friends

03:11:52.180 with the

03:11:52.460 rock

03:11:52.780 his dad

03:11:53.480 was also

03:11:53.920 best

03:11:54.220 friends

03:11:54.460 with the

03:11:54.720 rock

03:11:55.000 crack

03:11:55.700 we can

03:12:01.360 smell what

03:12:01.740 he was

03:12:01.980 cooking

03:12:02.300 crack

03:12:03.320 Kevin's a

03:12:06.700 superstar

03:12:07.160 the only thing

03:12:07.600 you can make

03:12:07.900 fun of him

03:12:08.320 is for being

03:12:08.740 short

03:12:09.140 but listen

03:12:09.560 there's

03:12:09.780 advantages

03:12:10.180 to being

03:12:10.560 short

03:12:10.920 Kevin is

03:12:11.580 the only

03:12:11.940 black guy

03:12:12.400 you can

03:12:12.640 still call

03:12:13.040 three-fifths

03:12:13.580 a person

03:12:14.020 which is

03:12:14.400 fucking

03:12:14.660 awesome

03:12:15.080 because that's

03:12:18.140 what his wife

03:12:18.780 took in the

03:12:19.360 divorce

03:12:20.040 guys

03:12:20.900 what a

03:12:23.200 dais we

03:12:23.820 have here

03:12:24.440 ladies and

03:12:25.180 gentlemen

03:12:25.560 look at

03:12:26.300 this

03:12:26.600 this stage

03:12:27.740 has seen

03:12:28.100 more head

03:12:28.580 drama than

03:12:29.120 a Kennedy

03:12:29.600 on the

03:12:29.980 campaign

03:12:30.460 trail

03:12:30.800 speaking of

03:12:34.920 brainless

03:12:35.460 patriots

03:12:36.080 Tom

03:12:36.380 all your

03:12:36.680 boys

03:12:36.940 showed up

03:12:37.420 for you

03:12:37.840 Gronk

03:12:40.040 you

03:12:40.320 hunky

03:12:40.880 retard

03:12:41.480 look at

03:12:41.940 you

03:12:42.260 Gronk

03:12:46.820 you look

03:12:47.120 like your

03:12:47.400 mom

03:12:47.680 fucked a

03:12:48.180 monster

03:12:48.620 energy

03:12:50.540 drink

03:12:51.000 I'm

03:12:53.320 surprised

03:12:53.680 you didn't

03:12:53.960 start your

03:12:54.380 set with

03:12:54.800 hey

03:12:55.420 you

03:12:55.760 guys

03:12:56.620 despite

03:13:01.280 coming

03:13:01.740 across

03:13:02.120 as a

03:13:02.480 mush

03:13:02.700 brain

03:13:03.060 mongoloid

03:13:03.800 Gronk

03:13:05.120 actually

03:13:05.560 has a

03:13:06.020 New York

03:13:06.380 Times

03:13:06.660 best-selling

03:13:07.300 book

03:13:07.600 he is

03:13:07.900 the

03:13:08.060 first

03:13:08.500 author

03:13:08.880 in

03:13:09.060 history

03:13:09.340 to have

03:13:09.640 a

03:13:09.800 ghost

03:13:10.160 writer

03:13:10.480 and

03:13:10.880 ghost

03:13:11.160 reader

03:13:11.480 it

03:13:12.080 is

03:13:12.240 it

03:13:12.420 no

03:13:12.680 it's

03:13:12.840 amazing

03:13:13.180 it's

03:13:14.080 he

03:13:14.240 can't

03:13:14.520 read

03:13:14.720 he's

03:13:15.000 still

03:13:15.160 trying

03:13:15.340 to

03:13:15.460 figure

03:13:15.620 out

03:13:15.740 what

03:13:15.880 three

03:13:16.080 fifths

03:13:16.400 is

03:13:16.620 three

03:13:19.120 fifths

03:13:19.460 is

03:13:19.560 how

03:13:19.720 much

03:13:19.940 of

03:13:20.080 Nikki's

03:13:20.380 hand

03:13:20.660 goes

03:13:20.960 down

03:13:21.140 her

03:13:21.300 throat

03:13:21.520 after

03:13:21.780 a

03:13:21.940 meal

03:13:22.160 whatever

03:13:26.160 you're

03:13:26.420 doing

03:13:26.580 Nikki

03:13:26.800 it's

03:13:26.980 working

03:13:27.260 keep

03:13:27.520 it

03:13:27.620 up

03:13:27.880 Julian

03:13:29.860 Edelman

03:13:30.360 is

03:13:30.580 here

03:13:30.940 I

03:13:33.840 didn't

03:13:34.040 even

03:13:34.320 know

03:13:34.760 that

03:13:35.240 Julian

03:13:35.520 was

03:13:35.720 Jewish

03:13:36.060 until

03:13:36.400 I

03:13:36.600 saw

03:13:36.860 him

03:13:36.980 return

03:13:37.260 a

03:13:37.440 kickoff

03:13:37.820 for

03:13:38.000 a

03:13:38.180 refund

03:13:38.580 half

03:13:40.300 wait

03:13:40.700 Julian

03:13:42.640 is

03:13:42.820 notorious

03:13:43.260 for

03:13:43.540 having

03:13:43.760 sex

03:13:44.080 with

03:13:44.220 like

03:13:44.400 every

03:13:44.800 Jewish

03:13:45.200 model

03:13:45.580 on

03:13:45.800 the

03:13:45.920 planet

03:13:46.240 both

03:13:46.940 of

03:13:47.100 them

03:13:47.320 I'm

03:13:50.240 joking

03:13:50.560 there's

03:13:50.800 plenty

03:13:51.020 of

03:13:51.180 Jewish

03:13:51.380 models

03:13:51.740 out

03:13:51.960 there

03:13:52.180 or

03:13:52.320 as

03:13:52.420 they

03:13:52.540 call

03:13:52.780 them

03:13:52.880 in

03:13:52.980 LA

03:13:53.280 Leo's

03:13:53.900 bagel

03:13:54.280 holes

03:13:54.720 Dana's

03:13:59.040 here

03:13:59.540 Dana

03:14:00.500 White

03:14:00.940 the

03:14:01.760 greatest

03:14:02.200 promoter

03:14:02.780 in

03:14:02.940 history

03:14:03.440 make

03:14:04.060 some

03:14:04.260 noise

03:14:04.520 for

03:14:04.700 Dana

03:14:05.020 oh

03:14:07.120 Dana

03:14:07.520 Dana's

03:14:09.820 put

03:14:10.020 more

03:14:10.260 immigrants

03:14:10.720 in

03:14:10.980 cages

03:14:11.340 than

03:14:11.600 U.S.

03:14:12.020 border

03:14:12.240 policies

03:14:12.900 Dana

03:14:18.300 is

03:14:18.620 a

03:14:18.840 skinhead

03:14:19.420 genius

03:14:20.080 he

03:14:20.700 found

03:14:21.060 a way

03:14:21.360 from

03:14:21.600 minorities

03:14:22.080 to

03:14:22.380 beat

03:14:22.580 each

03:14:22.800 other

03:14:23.040 up

03:14:23.480 respect

03:14:26.220 to

03:14:26.600 Dana

03:14:26.800 though

03:14:27.040 he's

03:14:27.260 a

03:14:27.400 self

03:14:27.680 made

03:14:27.960 man

03:14:28.320 before

03:14:28.760 the

03:14:28.920 UFC

03:14:29.200 he

03:14:29.420 left

03:14:29.640 Boston

03:14:29.980 with

03:14:30.140 absolutely

03:14:30.680 nothing

03:14:31.100 and

03:14:31.760 that's

03:14:32.120 something

03:14:32.360 Randy

03:14:32.660 you can

03:14:33.000 completely

03:14:33.420 relate

03:14:33.740 to

03:14:34.040 shout

03:14:36.100 out to

03:14:36.380 Randy

03:14:36.660 coming

03:14:37.000 out

03:14:37.200 dressed

03:14:37.460 like

03:14:37.680 bagger

03:14:38.180 Vance

03:14:38.640 someone

03:14:42.720 get him

03:14:43.080 out

03:14:43.180 of a

03:14:43.400 sand

03:14:43.660 trap

03:14:43.960 I

03:14:44.160 mean

03:14:44.320 Nikki's

03:14:44.740 pussy

03:14:45.000 sorry

03:14:45.460 Randy

03:14:47.800 is the

03:14:48.180 greatest

03:14:48.560 wide

03:14:48.920 receiver

03:14:49.300 of all

03:14:49.820 time

03:14:50.080 he's

03:14:50.260 also

03:14:50.440 a

03:14:50.660 civil

03:14:50.900 rights

03:14:51.240 hero

03:14:51.480 a lot

03:14:51.720 of

03:14:51.800 people

03:14:51.940 don't

03:14:52.120 know

03:14:52.300 this

03:14:52.480 Randy

03:14:52.900 got

03:14:53.060 expelled

03:14:53.480 from

03:14:53.720 his

03:14:53.840 high

03:14:54.000 school

03:14:54.180 from

03:14:54.360 fighting

03:14:54.640 with

03:14:54.820 racists

03:14:55.200 but

03:14:55.540 that

03:14:55.660 did

03:14:55.780 not

03:14:55.920 stop

03:14:56.320 him

03:14:56.440 he

03:14:56.760 fought

03:14:56.940 racists

03:14:57.280 his

03:14:57.440 entire

03:14:57.820 career

03:14:58.140 and

03:14:58.480 that's

03:14:58.660 why

03:14:58.760 he

03:14:58.880 refused

03:14:59.400 to

03:14:59.540 win

03:14:59.640 a

03:14:59.740 championship

03:15:00.160 for

03:15:00.380 Boston

03:15:00.660 so

03:15:00.840 give it

03:15:01.160 up

03:15:01.320 for

03:15:01.440 him

03:15:01.660 you

03:15:02.320 won

03:15:02.660 in

03:15:02.960 the

03:15:03.100 long

03:15:03.360 run

03:15:03.620 you

03:15:04.380 beat

03:15:04.900 them

03:15:05.220 okay

03:15:06.020 Randy

03:15:09.620 made

03:15:09.940 sure

03:15:10.280 on

03:15:10.560 Super

03:15:10.940 Bowl

03:15:11.160 Sunday

03:15:11.560 in

03:15:11.800 Boston

03:15:12.200 the

03:15:12.420 only

03:15:12.640 people

03:15:13.000 celebrating

03:15:13.580 a happy

03:15:14.080 ending

03:15:14.320 were the

03:15:14.640 priests

03:15:15.080 Jeff Ross

03:15:20.440 is here

03:15:20.940 roast

03:15:21.360 royalty

03:15:21.940 Jeff

03:15:23.680 you

03:15:23.920 remind

03:15:24.240 me

03:15:24.400 of

03:15:24.520 the

03:15:24.800 patient

03:15:25.680 from

03:15:25.980 the

03:15:26.100 game

03:15:26.320 operation

03:15:26.960 because

03:15:34.060 every

03:15:34.340 time

03:15:34.600 kids

03:15:34.940 touch

03:15:35.240 you

03:15:35.360 you

03:15:35.500 light

03:15:35.880 up

03:15:36.180 there's

03:15:41.760 none

03:15:41.940 back

03:15:42.180 there

03:15:42.360 Jeff

03:15:42.580 just

03:15:42.760 sit

03:15:42.940 down

03:15:43.200 it's

03:15:46.100 amazing

03:15:46.440 Jeff

03:15:46.720 Ross

03:15:46.920 is

03:15:47.040 even

03:15:47.240 here

03:15:47.480 actually

03:15:47.780 he's

03:15:48.020 recovering

03:15:48.560 from

03:15:48.760 a

03:15:48.880 horrible

03:15:49.120 ACL

03:15:49.620 injury

03:15:50.180 ACL

03:15:50.920 is

03:15:51.080 the

03:15:51.180 only

03:15:51.340 injury

03:15:51.620 Gronk

03:15:51.960 can

03:15:52.120 spell

03:15:52.440 and

03:15:54.840 speaking

03:15:55.140 of

03:15:55.300 things

03:15:55.500 to

03:15:55.620 make

03:15:55.800 men

03:15:56.000 limp

03:15:56.240 Nikki

03:15:56.540 Glazer

03:15:56.960 is

03:15:57.160 here

03:15:57.420 give

03:15:57.640 it

03:15:57.720 up

03:15:57.820 for

03:15:57.940 Nikki

03:15:58.300 a

03:16:01.720 lot

03:16:01.880 of

03:16:02.000 people

03:16:02.260 were

03:16:02.500 wondering

03:16:02.920 why

03:16:03.440 Nikki

03:16:03.680 was

03:16:03.860 even

03:16:04.040 on

03:16:04.200 this

03:16:04.380 dais

03:16:04.660 which

03:16:04.840 is

03:16:05.000 sexist

03:16:05.440 bullshit

03:16:06.000 she's

03:16:06.340 absolutely

03:16:06.680 hilarious

03:16:07.140 give

03:16:07.400 it up

03:16:07.620 for her

03:16:07.840 man

03:16:08.040 she's

03:16:08.200 absolutely

03:16:08.580 hilarious

03:16:09.040 Nikki

03:16:14.620 has

03:16:14.840 deep

03:16:15.160 ties

03:16:15.500 to

03:16:15.640 the

03:16:15.760 game

03:16:15.940 of

03:16:16.080 football

03:16:16.360 not

03:16:16.640 only

03:16:16.880 is

03:16:17.020 her

03:16:17.160 face

03:16:17.440 made

03:16:17.620 out

03:16:17.720 of

03:16:17.840 pigskin

03:16:18.280 but

03:16:18.520 every

03:16:19.360 guy

03:16:20.520 she

03:16:20.760 dates

03:16:20.980 bends

03:16:21.260 her

03:16:21.380 over

03:16:21.580 and

03:16:21.740 takes

03:16:21.940 a

03:16:22.060 hike

03:16:22.260 so

03:16:22.440 she

03:16:22.700 deserves

03:16:23.200 to

03:16:23.700 be

03:16:23.940 here

03:16:24.300 okay

03:16:26.020 people

03:16:29.340 talk about

03:16:29.920 Nikki's

03:16:30.300 appearance

03:16:30.680 but

03:16:31.020 I think

03:16:31.420 we all

03:16:31.740 know

03:16:31.960 what

03:16:32.180 matters

03:16:32.580 is

03:16:32.940 what's

03:16:33.160 on

03:16:33.300 the

03:16:33.440 inside

03:16:33.900 what's

03:16:34.200 on

03:16:34.320 the

03:16:34.460 inside

03:16:34.880 is

03:16:35.040 what

03:16:35.180 counts

03:16:35.540 sure

03:16:36.100 on the

03:16:36.320 outside

03:16:36.660 she

03:16:36.940 looks

03:16:37.140 like

03:16:37.340 Tiffany

03:16:37.700 Trump

03:16:38.100 but

03:16:38.700 on

03:16:38.840 the

03:16:38.980 inside

03:16:39.480 she's

03:16:40.760 barren

03:16:41.260 wrong

03:16:46.040 speaking

03:16:47.540 of people

03:16:47.980 that can

03:16:48.300 no longer

03:16:48.740 deliver

03:16:49.100 let's

03:16:49.420 talk about

03:16:49.880 Tom

03:16:50.220 motherfucking

03:16:50.760 Brady

03:16:51.140 the man

03:16:55.100 in the

03:16:55.340 arena

03:16:55.640 the

03:16:55.860 goats

03:16:56.260 Tom

03:16:57.160 I know

03:16:57.400 Bill

03:16:57.580 Belichick

03:16:58.000 showed up

03:16:58.500 late

03:16:58.860 but don't

03:16:59.340 worry

03:16:59.500 I'm sure

03:16:59.740 he has

03:16:59.940 someone

03:17:00.120 secretly

03:17:00.540 recording

03:17:00.960 this

03:17:01.140 so we

03:17:01.340 can

03:17:01.460 watch

03:17:01.640 the

03:17:01.760 whole

03:17:01.900 thing

03:17:02.100 later

03:17:02.360 okay

03:17:02.740 Bill

03:17:04.580 has

03:17:04.820 secretly

03:17:05.420 filmed

03:17:05.760 more

03:17:05.980 guys

03:17:06.200 playing

03:17:06.540 for the

03:17:06.780 other

03:17:06.920 team

03:17:07.180 than

03:17:07.340 did he

03:17:07.720 that's

03:17:15.000 your boy

03:17:15.420 Kev

03:17:15.900 a lot

03:17:17.780 of tight

03:17:18.180 ends

03:17:18.420 turn wide

03:17:19.000 receivers

03:17:19.440 if you

03:17:19.820 know

03:17:19.920 what I

03:17:20.140 mean

03:17:20.380 Tom

03:17:23.140 said

03:17:23.680 that the

03:17:24.660 reason he

03:17:25.000 loves

03:17:25.200 football

03:17:25.560 is because

03:17:25.840 it allows

03:17:26.240 him to

03:17:26.560 be his

03:17:26.840 most

03:17:27.040 true

03:17:27.380 authentic

03:17:27.940 version

03:17:28.360 of

03:17:28.560 himself

03:17:29.000 hiding

03:17:29.680 behind

03:17:30.020 a mask

03:17:30.520 throwing

03:17:31.140 things

03:17:31.500 at

03:17:31.640 black

03:17:31.880 people

03:17:32.200 I'm

03:17:35.500 kidding

03:17:35.820 he never

03:17:36.300 threw

03:17:36.500 to the

03:17:36.720 black

03:17:36.940 guys

03:17:37.260 Gronkowski

03:17:40.300 Edelman

03:17:40.900 Welker

03:17:41.340 that's not

03:17:41.720 a receiving

03:17:42.220 corps

03:17:42.540 that's a

03:17:42.900 law firm

03:17:43.480 and with

03:17:46.300 that divorce

03:17:46.800 coming up

03:17:47.260 you're gonna

03:17:47.540 fucking

03:17:47.820 need him

03:17:48.220 oh that's

03:17:50.380 why Dana's

03:17:50.980 here

03:17:51.200 so you can

03:17:51.780 learn how to

03:17:52.180 fuck a

03:17:52.500 Brazilian

03:17:52.880 out of

03:17:53.200 half their

03:17:53.580 purse

03:17:54.000 Tom you

03:18:06.060 became the

03:18:06.660 goat by

03:18:07.060 being the

03:18:07.580 fiercest

03:18:08.080 competitor

03:18:08.620 on the

03:18:09.240 planet

03:18:09.640 Tom was

03:18:10.500 once asked

03:18:11.360 which one

03:18:12.340 of his

03:18:12.660 rings

03:18:13.080 was his

03:18:13.760 favorite

03:18:14.160 and he

03:18:15.040 said

03:18:15.580 the next

03:18:17.140 one

03:18:17.460 sorry

03:18:18.820 that's a

03:18:19.320 Giselle

03:18:19.620 quote

03:18:19.940 my bad

03:18:20.800 guys

03:18:21.560 yeah

03:18:23.040 that was

03:18:23.460 Giselle

03:18:23.800 that was

03:18:24.340 Giselle

03:18:24.720 for sure

03:18:25.260 Tom

03:18:28.680 you all

03:18:29.900 remind us

03:18:30.620 sorry

03:18:30.920 you remind

03:18:31.460 us

03:18:31.760 that

03:18:32.820 no matter

03:18:33.660 how big

03:18:34.280 you get

03:18:34.660 how successful

03:18:35.840 you are

03:18:36.340 how much

03:18:37.520 you accomplish

03:18:38.060 in your life

03:18:38.860 you can always

03:18:40.060 end up

03:18:40.600 a twice

03:18:41.500 divorced

03:18:42.040 supplement

03:18:42.460 salesman

03:18:42.940 in Tampa

03:18:43.280 Florida

03:18:43.720 and for that

03:18:46.200 we all

03:18:46.500 thank you

03:18:46.920 you are

03:18:47.240 the goat

03:18:47.580 thank you

03:18:47.940 so much

03:18:48.340 for even

03:18:48.620 doing this

03:18:49.060 Andrew

03:18:51.320 loves him

03:18:52.320 they make

03:18:59.760 fun of

03:18:59.980 Ben Affleck's

03:19:00.460 trans kid

03:19:00.960 Tom

03:19:01.320 started his

03:19:02.840 career

03:19:03.260 as arguably

03:19:04.620 the slowest

03:19:05.700 least physically

03:19:07.020 impressive

03:19:07.540 non-kicker

03:19:08.240 ever to put

03:19:08.760 on an NFL

03:19:09.280 uniform

03:19:09.900 including

03:19:10.760 massage

03:19:11.260 therapist

03:19:11.820 I mean

03:19:13.420 look

03:19:15.540 look at

03:19:15.900 the fucking

03:19:16.240 guy

03:19:16.540 you know

03:19:16.920 what I mean

03:19:17.200 Botox

03:19:17.780 makes people

03:19:18.260 look so

03:19:18.680 strange

03:19:19.420 they're like

03:19:20.320 there's like

03:19:21.000 an LA

03:19:21.660 thing to

03:19:22.220 their faces

03:19:22.720 he went

03:19:23.100 to the

03:19:23.340 pro bowl

03:19:23.820 started his

03:19:25.240 career with

03:19:25.840 the physique

03:19:26.400 of a professional

03:19:27.400 bowler

03:19:27.940 with a smaller

03:19:28.640 right arm

03:19:29.180 overcame all

03:19:31.300 that to become

03:19:31.960 the goat

03:19:32.380 tall boy

03:19:32.980 Henry

03:19:33.120 you can't

03:19:34.420 overcome

03:19:34.700 a modest

03:19:35.320 his eye

03:19:36.320 there's no

03:19:37.040 Ben Affleck

03:19:38.840 man

03:19:39.100 I don't know

03:19:40.220 it seems like

03:19:41.900 the top half

03:19:42.760 of his face

03:19:43.340 doesn't move

03:19:43.900 anymore

03:19:44.320 fucking flight

03:19:45.180 of stairs

03:19:45.700 without your

03:19:46.180 rescue

03:19:46.540 inhaling

03:19:46.940 fuck you

03:19:47.900 tall boy

03:19:48.460 Henry

03:19:48.680 you suck

03:19:49.380 a bunch

03:19:51.620 of football

03:19:52.080 experts

03:19:52.580 living on

03:19:53.080 their

03:19:53.200 thank you

03:19:53.560 Kevin

03:19:53.740 I appreciate

03:19:54.120 it

03:19:54.320 a bunch

03:19:55.120 of football

03:19:55.640 experts

03:19:56.060 living on

03:19:56.540 their aunt's

03:19:57.500 couch

03:19:57.920 saying like

03:19:58.640 oh

03:19:59.000 Tom

03:19:59.860 you know

03:20:00.300 you should

03:20:00.760 have thrown

03:20:01.080 to the slant

03:20:01.640 receiver

03:20:02.060 against the

03:20:02.560 Dolphins

03:20:03.200 or Tom

03:20:04.280 you should

03:20:04.920 have seen

03:20:05.240 the fucking

03:20:05.700 cornerback

03:20:06.840 when you

03:20:07.200 threw that

03:20:07.620 pick six

03:20:08.100 in the

03:20:08.320 Super Bowl

03:20:08.780 against Atlanta

03:20:09.520 actually

03:20:10.780 you should

03:20:11.120 have

03:20:11.240 that was

03:20:11.600 terrible

03:20:12.320 there was

03:20:13.980 no excuse

03:20:14.600 for that

03:20:15.020 you know

03:20:16.940 you should

03:20:17.200 see

03:20:17.400 Alpha

03:20:17.620 come

03:20:17.820 up

03:20:17.940 am I tripping

03:20:18.720 but look

03:20:20.800 essentially

03:20:21.300 fans

03:20:21.840 I get it

03:20:22.380 right

03:20:22.560 they pay

03:20:22.860 the salaries

03:20:23.440 but could

03:20:24.480 you imagine

03:20:25.220 just try to

03:20:26.800 think of a

03:20:27.280 less rewarding

03:20:28.380 more agonizing

03:20:30.160 professional experience

03:20:31.560 than effectively

03:20:32.400 working for

03:20:33.120 somebody

03:20:33.460 you go out

03:20:34.300 and fucking

03:20:34.700 kill it

03:20:35.420 succeed

03:20:36.260 every day

03:20:37.060 scaring

03:20:37.740 scaring me

03:20:38.020 at that

03:20:39.060 fucking

03:20:39.480 level

03:20:40.000 and you

03:20:40.580 gotta go

03:20:40.980 online

03:20:41.340 and read

03:20:41.720 that

03:20:41.980 shit

03:20:42.260 I can't

03:20:43.080 think of

03:20:43.580 a more

03:20:43.960 fucked up

03:20:44.540 dysfunctional

03:20:45.460 horrible

03:20:46.240 working system

03:20:47.240 designed to

03:20:47.920 perpetually

03:20:48.500 make people

03:20:49.280 feel awful

03:20:50.120 you know

03:20:50.960 what I mean

03:20:51.280 what is he

03:20:51.680 talking about

03:20:52.140 boss

03:20:52.400 always that

03:20:53.300 fucking

03:20:53.840 much

03:20:54.120 of a

03:20:54.460 miserable

03:20:54.860 prick

03:20:55.360 and you

03:20:55.660 can't

03:20:55.880 do

03:20:55.980 anything

03:20:56.280 okay

03:20:56.540 I can't

03:20:57.080 I'm scared

03:20:57.760 now

03:20:58.300 who

03:21:01.240 oh

03:21:02.820 Peyton

03:21:03.140 Manning

03:21:03.480 honestly

03:21:04.540 it is great

03:21:05.580 to be here

03:21:05.960 with a bunch

03:21:06.280 of people

03:21:06.620 sitting around

03:21:07.420 talking smack

03:21:08.440 about Tom

03:21:09.340 Brady

03:21:09.620 or as we

03:21:10.360 call that

03:21:10.860 in the

03:21:11.040 Manning

03:21:11.300 family

03:21:11.720 Thanksgiving

03:21:12.420 they must

03:21:15.040 have got

03:21:15.280 the call

03:21:15.640 they must

03:21:16.060 have said

03:21:16.280 that only

03:21:16.580 Tony Hinchcliffe

03:21:17.200 to Rose

03:21:17.540 Kim Kardashian

03:21:18.180 because it's

03:21:18.780 like

03:21:19.020 there could

03:21:19.860 have been

03:21:20.060 so many

03:21:20.520 layups

03:21:21.000 okay

03:21:22.640 Tom Brady

03:21:23.240 I don't

03:21:23.720 really care

03:21:24.120 all right

03:21:25.120 W stream

03:21:27.060 guys

03:21:27.540 W stream

03:21:28.420 W stream

03:21:29.320 got to

03:21:30.220 pray

03:21:30.400 Fodger

03:21:30.860 little

03:21:31.280 secret

03:21:31.680 spark

03:21:32.060 glad you

03:21:32.520 guys

03:21:32.700 didn't

03:21:32.840 tell

03:21:33.020 anybody

03:21:33.240 about

03:21:33.560 this

03:21:33.780 the sun

03:21:34.120 is up

03:21:34.500 the day

03:21:35.040 started

03:21:35.440 so that

03:21:35.700 means

03:21:35.880 it's time

03:21:36.160 for me

03:21:36.380 to go

03:21:36.580 to sleep

03:21:36.880 I have

03:21:37.180 the weirdest

03:21:37.700 and most

03:21:38.460 terrible

03:21:38.780 sleep schedule

03:21:39.320 in the

03:21:39.560 world

03:21:39.760 but

03:21:40.540 this is a

03:21:42.600 good stream

03:21:43.000 for random

03:21:43.700 spark

03:21:44.060 shout out

03:21:44.800 to Sneeko

03:21:45.700 Updates

03:21:46.060 for

03:21:46.340 for motivating

03:21:48.220 me

03:21:48.520 and I

03:21:49.220 texted

03:21:49.600 him like

03:21:49.820 hey man

03:21:50.120 should we

03:21:50.380 do it

03:21:50.660 well good

03:21:50.980 morning

03:21:51.220 everybody

03:21:51.600 it's early

03:21:52.300 it's early

03:21:53.800 in the day

03:21:54.280 call someone

03:21:54.880 I'm about to

03:21:55.260 end

03:21:55.360 nice little

03:21:57.340 secret stream

03:21:57.880 I'm going to

03:21:58.140 be live

03:21:58.520 later tonight

03:21:58.980 with Myron

03:21:59.520 inshallah

03:22:00.060 I got to

03:22:00.380 plan some

03:22:00.700 segments

03:22:01.020 got to

03:22:01.280 see what

03:22:01.540 you guys

03:22:01.800 want

03:22:02.080 I love

03:22:03.760 you guys

03:22:04.080 I beat

03:22:04.320 the lazy

03:22:04.660 car

03:22:04.880 allegations

03:22:05.340 fresh and

03:22:05.900 fit

03:22:06.100 and we're

03:22:06.360 back here

03:22:06.940 and a lot

03:22:09.740 of couple

03:22:10.020 moments

03:22:10.560 clippers

03:22:11.360 fed you

03:22:12.220 the layup

03:22:12.700 thought I

03:22:13.420 was going

03:22:13.660 to get

03:22:13.840 married

03:22:14.160 and I

03:22:14.480 didn't

03:22:14.740 all girls

03:22:15.220 are the

03:22:15.520 same

03:22:15.760 and I'm

03:22:17.960 not even

03:22:18.260 tired

03:22:18.580 like I'm

03:22:19.160 hungry right

03:22:19.720 now I

03:22:19.960 might go get

03:22:20.380 food

03:22:20.800 hide the

03:22:23.240 stream

03:22:23.500 yeah I'm

03:22:24.020 going to

03:22:24.160 hide the

03:22:24.460 stream

03:22:24.700 I'm hiding

03:22:25.920 the vibe

03:22:26.340 so you

03:22:26.620 guys saw

03:22:27.060 it I'm

03:22:28.000 just going

03:22:28.260 to send

03:22:28.480 it to the

03:22:28.740 clippers

03:22:29.000 so that

03:22:29.400 they can

03:22:30.080 they can

03:22:30.400 eat

03:22:30.600 I love

03:22:31.860 you guys

03:22:32.220 love you

03:22:32.900 guys so

03:22:33.260 much

03:22:33.520 long live

03:22:34.000 love speech

03:22:34.540 I don't

03:22:35.840 need it

03:22:36.120 I don't

03:22:36.340 need no

03:22:36.620 girls bro

03:22:37.160 I don't

03:22:37.760 need no

03:22:38.060 girls man

03:22:38.460 I got

03:22:38.700 love speech

03:22:39.240 I got

03:22:39.500 love speech

03:22:40.000 and I love

03:22:40.460 all I need

03:22:41.120 all I need

03:22:41.560 is God

03:22:42.120 and a schizo

03:22:43.360 autistic community

03:22:44.220 that's never

03:22:44.680 going to

03:22:44.940 appreciate the

03:22:45.600 work that I

03:22:46.020 put in but

03:22:46.580 big things are

03:22:47.660 coming make

03:22:48.840 sure to

03:22:49.100 follow the

03:22:49.540 stream

03:22:49.860 follow me

03:22:50.740 right now

03:22:51.340 press the

03:22:52.340 follow button

03:22:52.860 also join the

03:22:53.560 discord link

03:22:54.340 should be in

03:22:54.700 the description

03:22:55.120 and join the

03:22:57.240 love speech

03:22:57.660 community we

03:22:58.280 we have no

03:22:59.040 mods up right

03:22:59.620 now like this

03:23:00.580 was not a

03:23:00.980 planned stream

03:23:01.400 whatsoever

03:23:01.900 did I save

03:23:04.360 the night look

03:23:04.780 at that you

03:23:05.160 guys are

03:23:05.420 actually spending

03:23:05.820 long live love

03:23:06.740 speech I like

03:23:07.560 how the secret

03:23:08.000 streams have a

03:23:08.540 more active chat

03:23:09.320 than the than

03:23:10.260 the field

03:23:10.560 streams but

03:23:12.240 yeah I should

03:23:12.880 be live later

03:23:13.520 tonight I'm

03:23:14.080 going to probably

03:23:14.480 spark at 8 p.m.

03:23:16.340 I'm going to

03:23:16.520 plan something out

03:23:17.320 to do with

03:23:17.660 Myron I want

03:23:18.120 to spice it up

03:23:18.660 a little bit

03:23:19.040 I'll figure

03:23:19.340 something out

03:23:19.800 I'll figure

03:23:21.040 something out

03:23:21.500 so love you

03:23:27.080 guys bro

03:23:27.500 love you guys

03:23:28.060 we're taking

03:23:28.320 over this is

03:23:29.040 this is fun

03:23:29.580 I'm going to

03:23:30.720 go probably

03:23:31.580 just like eat

03:23:32.260 breakfast and

03:23:32.740 read the

03:23:33.000 Twitter community

03:23:33.540 and then read

03:23:34.460 the discord so

03:23:35.160 if you want to

03:23:36.020 you want to

03:23:36.280 yap to me

03:23:36.760 join the

03:23:37.300 join both

03:23:38.200 and see you

03:23:41.440 later bye

03:23:42.380 The image of

03:23:44.200 the dead

03:23:44.980 dead ends

03:23:46.400 in my mind

03:23:47.720 I know my friends

03:23:59.020 and I would

03:24:00.380 probably turn

03:24:01.420 the door

03:24:02.100 if you get

03:24:03.620 out of bed

03:24:04.740 come find us

03:24:06.020 heading for the

03:24:07.140 bridge

03:24:07.620 bring us

03:24:08.360 snow

03:24:08.900 all the rage

03:24:10.000 my little dark

03:24:11.320 age

03:24:12.060 I breathe in

03:24:13.400 stereo

03:24:14.000 the stereo

03:24:15.800 sounds strange

03:24:17.140 I know that

03:24:18.400 if you cry

03:24:19.380 it doesn't

03:24:20.660 go away

03:24:21.800 if you get

03:24:23.320 out of bed

03:24:24.340 and find me

03:24:25.640 standing all

03:24:26.680 alone

03:24:27.260 open eye

03:24:28.580 burn the page

03:24:29.700 my little

03:24:30.380 dark age

03:24:31.720 is

03:24:59.260 huge

03:25:01.200 All alone, open eyes

SNEAKO - May 07, 2024

4AM SECRET STREAM DON'T TELL ANYONE

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